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princelylove · 6 months

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Hi, accidentally stumble in your blog~ I love yandere jojo contents too so I hope to see your content about it :D

I don't know what to request yet but maybe we can talk about type of yandere. What is your favorite type of yandere? Mine is delusion or simp yandere (what characters in jojo you think they will be in this category btw)

Delusional types are adorable to me. There’s just something so charming about someone who’s so bent on being together that their brain skips the entire courting process and goes right into “We’re dating. No actually we’re married and have been married since forever and even our past lives were married. You belong to me what do you mean I have to stop calling for fifteen days.” I think my favored type is protective, but delusionals are too cute to pass on. As for those I think are delusional or simps, off the top of my head…

I’d also argue that Mista’s the type to simp, he’s pretty sure he’ll die if you carry your own shopping bags, but he doesn’t strike me as delusional. Love’s gotta be real to him, you know? He’s the kind of guy that can take a maybe, hell, even a hard no! He knows how to back off, but he’s just gonna keep watch from over here if that’s cool with you. I mean, come on, what kinda “friend” would he be if he let you open your own doors or pay for your own meal? He’s got a job, it’s totally on him! Don’t even think about trying to step over that puddle yourself, he’s already got you up by your legs to carry you across. He’s pretty strong, isn’t he? Oh, he’d die a happy man if you praised him for something like that. He’s like a dog whose tail just won’t stop wagging. You’re his everything, why wouldn’t he try to do things for you all the time? That isn’t weird, don’t shove him into the same category as creepy guys who never give up! It’s like typical hollywood stuff, you know? Romanticism or whatever!

You know who’s fully delusional, though? I say this with lots of love, but Diego. He just cannot fathom the idea of someone rejecting him, I mean, what’s wrong with him? He’s the prince of the british horseracing world, how DARE you reject him??? There’s absolutely nothing wrong with him, don’t play hard to get with him of all people! You should be begging for his attention, not the other way around, but here we are. Diego fully believes that you were made for him, you just don’t understand the gravity (I do think I’m funny for this wordplay) of the situation yet. No matter what happens, you’re always going to be his. As long as he’s got it in his head that you’re more of an object than a real person who has thoughts and feelings like he does, he’s not really going to care about your ‘yes’ or ‘no’. Look, pigeons are just meant to be led, and he’s already somewhat fond of you, so just let him have what he wants. I’m firmly of the belief that if you ever flat out rejected him, he’d just think you were unwell and needed him even more. Be good for him, he doesn’t have the time to play this silly little game of cat and mouse with you right now.

Joseph is another “You can’t play hard to get forever!” type to me, honestly. He’s persistent like a bloodhound, and is going to get in the way of whatever lover or relationship you’ve got going on right now no matter what. He called dibs on you, so, it’s totally fair. He’ll show up to your apartment or house and completely ignore his training if it means getting just a glimpse of you. So what if he’s got a ring in his throat, he wants to put a ring on your finger! Joseph goes the extra mile for you- literally. If you were to move out of town, he’d walk all the way to your new place if he had to. Joseph won’t be deterred so easily. You just wanted him to get some exercise, right, babe? That’s so thoughtful of you! It makes his day when you look his way, especially if you actually catch him showing off with his training. If you were to actually talk to him, or god forbid compliment him, he’d be reeling for a week. He trails behind you on your errands, taking notes mentally of where you go and what you get. One day he’ll know it by heart, and then you won’t even have to go on errands anymore! Unless you want to go with him, that is. Then he’s totally down for a little couple’s day out. Joseph will buy you whatever you want as long as he gets his fix in. Let him put his head on your lap and just stare, and he’ll be thrilled. I don’t necessarily believe that Joseph would kidnap you if you broke his fantasy too many times, but you’re definitely going to start losing a lot of personal time. It doesn’t matter how he got into your apartment, he made dinner. Haha, ok, you caught him. He ordered dinner.

I think it’s fairly obvious to say that Yukako is delusional. She has a warped sense of reality. Her crimes really don’t matter to her because she’s making up for it. Look, look, she cooked for you. Stop trying to go for the door or the window. Yukako loves you, so you’re going to be perfect for her, and you’re going to be perfect together. She’s firm about never leaving your side even though she’s already got you all to herself. She sees nothing wrong with skipping dating and going right to locking you up if she thinks you need her for something. You’re failing at that cooking class that school made you take despite your pleas not to? She can do that. You’re awful with directions? She knows every little corner of town. You actually don’t need her and are perfectly capable of taking care of yourself? Don’t talk like that. You need her. There’s absolutely no reason to deny her, so let’s do this the cutesy way she wants it.

#yandere jjba #yandere jjba x reader #yandere guido mista #yandere joseph joestar #yandere diego brando #yandere yukako yamagishi #yandere #tw objectification #request granted

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jangmo-othewarrior · 5 months

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FREE SPACE TO TALK ABOUT DINOS

SO THE BONE WARS WERE THIS REALLY FUNNY TIME WHEN A BUNCH OF BRITISH PALEONTOLOGISTS JUST SHOVED A BUNCH OF DINOSAUR SKELETONS TOGETHER TO 'FIND' NEW SPECIES. SOME THE SHIT THEY CAME UP WITH IS REALLY FUNNY, LIKE AT ONE POINT THEY PUT A SKULL ON THE END OF A TAIL-

And this one time a new anklyosaur was discovered in Canada in 2011 with a near complete preservation of its back and head, down to the very TISSUE AND SKIN (which is SUPER rare) but it took one guy 6 YEARS to get all of the rock off of it without damaging the fossil.

Here is the full fossil of Borealopelta markmitchelli, its species named after the man, Mark Mitchell, who gave this fossil thousands of hours of his life.

#paleontology is so fucking COOL #paleontology #borealopelta markmitchelli #dinosaur #dinosaur december #dinovember #paleoblr

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gonnamurdersomeone · 5 months

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CoD people as cats? I think so here we go!

Someone better appreciate this I literally took 3 pages from my fucking notebook to write all this shit down

Captain John “Bravo-6” Price

I think John would definitely be an Oriental cat if not that then probably a Burmese. Smart, quick on his feet and pretty loyal seems about right.

Lieutenant Simon “Ghost” Riley

I think Simon would be a Norwegian forest cat or a British Short hair.. for obvious reasons dude is a fuckin Brit through and through. I chose NFC becuase they are bigger types of cats and used to harsh climates

Sergeant Kyle “Gaz” Garrick

For Gaz I chose an Abyssinian cat, they are pretty, usually have pretty eyes (like him) and are pretty smart and playful. Very Gaz coded

Sergeant Johnny “Soap” MacTavish

Johnny boy would be a Scottish Fold or a Siamese cat. They are very vocal, love people and are just a joy to be around honestly. Plus they suffer from pretty boy syndrome so… yeah

Sergeant Gary “Roach” Sanderson

Gary my baby boy, I chose an OciCat cause of his name it’s so random? I thought him being a more exotic and weird cat would fit his aesthetic. Very pretty cats too!

General Hershel Shepherd

Fucking hell I hate this dude and for that I gave him a Sphynx cat, they are mean, bald and bossy as fuck. Sound about right for mister Shepherd no?

I want to kill him

Kate “Watcher-1” Laswell

Kate one of my favorites! She would definitely be an American Curl. Very pretty cats with a unique personality and it just fits her. That or a Bombay cat I couldn’t choose

Nikolai “Gaz fell out of the helicopter again”

Nik our lovable transportation buddy, of course he would get a Russian blue there is no need to elaborate here he would be a Russian blue. Very cool cats ngl

Farah “Kilo Actual” Karim

She is so pretty and such a girl boss istg. But I’m giving the Bengal cat or an Ural Rex very curly hair and just very funny kitties, I think it fits her

Alex “Echo 3-1” Keller (Jr Price fr)

Pretty boy gets a pretty cat!!! He gets to be a Manx cat cause of the no tail (and his one leg) nahh jokes aside very pretty kitties for a very pretty boy

Phillip “Shadow-1” Graves

I hate this dude with all my atoms but he’s tolerable compared to Shepherd.. But I gave Graved an American shorthair. One becuase he’s American and two his hairline makes me wanna cry

Vladimir Makarov

I hate you so so much for what you did in MW3… but you are a character so I’m still giving you a cat. If you were a cat my guy I think you’d be an Peterbald or a Karelian cat

Andre “Alpha 2-1” Nolan

Surprisingly not a bad character imo but he could use some more character development! I’m giving him a Korat cat or a Singapura. I wish he got more development in MW3 honestly :/

Alejandro Vargas

Alejandro! Our favorite Mexican man gotta love him and the cowboys. He’s a petty boy as well so I’m giving him a pretty chill and cool cat as well. A color point shorthair, not necessarily a *breed* per day but still he deserves a petty kitty

Rodolfo Parra

Rudy! Another cowboy we love what a gentleman <3 I’m giving him an Egyptian Mau kitty, it has spots and I think Rudy would be a spotted kitty. Very good boy

Valeria “El-Sin-Nombre” Garza

Mommy issues fr love this women. I support women rights AND wrongs 💪 she gets a Donskoy or a Savannah cat. Both wild kitties to match her wild and unpredictable personality I think it fits very well

König

Anxious King gotta love them! For obvious reasons he’s a Maine Coon cat, the biggest house cat there is. For being an absolute UNIT of a man he deserves a very loyal, pretty, and big kitty. God I just wanna smother this man

Kim “Horangi” Hong-jin

Toyger need I say more? It’s a literal house tiger, his name is fucking Tiger he gets to be the tiger damnit! 😤

Darnell “Hutch” Hutcherson

Dunno the rest of these guys very well (besides Nikto) but I’m giving Hutch a Chartreux cat. I wish the more obscure characters got more attention, no they may not be apart of the MW part but still they deserve love

Nikto

I love this man with every fucking atom of my body. My baby boy deserves the best cat in my opinion the Lykoi. Very cool, funny and amazing cats one of the best he’s just a goober I wanna pet him and keep him in my closet away from all the bad things

Mace

Mace heard some things about you here and there and decided I couldn’t leave you behind. You my friend would be an Oriental Longhair dunno why but I think it suits him

Velikan

Idk if this man is even part of the fandom? Either way I’m giving you a cat deal with it. You would be an Highlander cat if not then an Tonkinese kitty.

Keegan P Russ

Oh Keegan my dear boy, you would be a Devon Rex kitty, very smart, mischievous and overall just a joyful cat. You deserve the world my dear

Logan Walker

Ragdoll. You will get a ragdoll take it or leave or my guy. Just know I’m only adding you and everyone else because of Keegan

David “Hesh” walker

Hhhh.. hesh dude idk I’d probably give you a Havanah Brown kitty. Seems like a good fit. Unusual brown kitty for a unusual cool character

Elias T “Scarecrow” Walker

I literally know nothing about you? But I’m still giving you a cat! Uh I think possibly a Javanese cat would fit you my dude.

Alex v “Ajax” Johnson

Same with you like? I have never heard about you either but whatever. I think a Australian Mist or a Khao Manee cat would work

Alright so that’s all the CoD characters I think? I’m not sure if I missed anyone, if I did tell me and I’ll assign them in the comments or whatever.

No I’m not adding the other characters such as Diego or any other unknown Ghost team people or random background people that only have like 2 lines of dialogue or is barely even known within the CoD community.

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krissiefox · 10 months

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Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog - Full Tilt Tails (Screenshots & Review)

The episode begins with Robotnik being frustrated after Sonic ruins his relaxing day of looting a village. He decides to take out his frustrations on Coconuts who wasn't even with him and the others, and then goes to a canyon to try crushing an elderly goat couple with a rock-slide.

Meanwhile, we see that Tails is doing a foot race time trails to stay in shape, with Sonic helping him keep time and encouraging him, as Tails feels self conscious about how he's nowhere near as fast as Sonic . Sonic hears the cries for help from the goat couple,and rushes off to save them, with Tails trying to keep up but getting left in the dust...

This episode has so many sweet moments of Sonic being supportive of Tails!

After Sonic has rescued the couple and Grounder has accidentally blown up Robotnik's tank, Tails finally catches up. Tails gets upset about the fact that he couldn't arrive in time to help save the couple, and feels left out. Thankfully, Sonic is able to cheer him and Tails eventually gets back to his jogging exercises.

Meanwhile, Robotnik himself is feeling dejected as Sonic has ruined his sadistic fun twice in one day already. Scratch and Grounder are worried Robotnik is going to quit fighting with Sonic, but then Robotnik unveils his new invention - The Speedemint Gum. Robotnik explains that anyone in contact with this gum after it's been chewed up will have super speed powers.

He takes Scratch and Grounder out to a field to test it out, and it works great for Grounder! Unfortunately, when grounder tries to slow back down with his parachute, he crashes and the gum goes flying (though I honestly thought it looked more like Grounders "brain pan" had gone flying in the scene!)

Tails is jogging nearby, and unknowingly steps right onto the special gum, suddenly getting super speed powers! Tails is amazed and thinks it's simply the result of all of his jogging practice, so he goes to tell Sonic. Sonic is happy for him but also confused as to how this happened seemingly out of nowhere. Tails is too giddy to sit still, and hurries off to see if he can outrace a train.

Tails makes more of those funny “My Little Pony scrunchy faces” while Sonic is helping him get his foot lose from the track.

He manages to do so, but gets his foot stuck on the train tracks! Thankfully, Sonic is able to save him. The two go to have lunch of what looks to be Mobius' most unsafe picnic table (you think Sonic would choose somewhere safer after Tails almost getting killed!). He tries explaining to tails the importance of being careful and responsible with his powers, but Tails isn't listening very much and goes off to find people to save.

Who would want to eat at this scary picnic table?!

Tails looks even tinier than usual!

Flying around, Tails complains to himself that he can't find anyone in peril and his powers are going to waste. I was worried he might pull a Twilight Sparkle and start trying to create problems , but what he does do isn't very good either - he ends up mistaking a skydiver for someone who accidentally fell out of an airplane, and ends making the poor fellow lose at the skydiving competition he was about to win. The skydiver in question has a posh British accent and sounded really familiar to me, but I couldn't find who his English voice actor was on the Sonic fandom wiki.

Scratch and Grounder are wandering about trying to find the lost gum, while Sonic tries to find Tails and stop him from accidnetally ruining anyone else's day. Eventually, Tails ends up running by the two badniks,revealing to them that he's the one with the gum. They trail him to a biker bar, where Grounder tries to trick a biker into beating up Tails so he can get the gum back. As Tails flees form the big guy, he loses the shoe that had the gum on it, losing his powers - but thankfully the biker ends up realizing that it was actually Grounder causing trouble, not Tails. As Grounder gets beaten up, Sonic saves Tails, but they leave his shoe behind.

Grounder looks so happy with his little wig on! The last scene with Sonic and Tails talking is one that is surprisingly a bit more mature of a topic, where Sonic explains to tails that sometimes even if you get the instant gratification of something you wanted real badly, you might not be ready to deal with said thing yet - like how in this case, Tails lacked the discipline, maturity and care to be responsible with such a superpower.

Lastly, some really gross turtle ends up finding Tails’ shoe and eating the gum off of the bottom of it. Yuck! But, at-least it gives him speed powers. Those will probably come in ahead if he needs to later blow chunks after eating something that was stuck to the bottom of some kids dirty sneaker...

Now, that was a pretty good episode! But unfortunately, we get one of the dumbest "Sonic Says" segments right after.

Tails finds Grounders cigarettes and starts shaming him over it. Grounder offers Tails a cigarette and Tails starts coughing - obviously, because he's new to cigarettes and he's also 4! Grounder then accidentally swallows his cigarette, which of course makes him choke a bit, and Sonic shows up to also shame Grounder for smoking (as if it was the smoke that made him choke and not the accidental swallowing) and scolding Tails for giving it a chance.

I really don't care for this sort of smug holier-than-thou attitude that was pushed in the 90s about cigarettes. Most people are already going to know the health risk of smoking when they do it, just like with drinking or eating fast food, or having a dangerous hobby like mountain climbing or fighting mustach-ioed despots. Drugs can be addictive, but that doesn't make them inherently “bad”. You just have to be smart and careful about things when trying them out.

This segment could have been better handled if Sonic focused more on teaching Tails about the health risks and advising him to wait until his body is more fully developed and able to handle such things as booze or cigarettes, and to simply know the risks involved and be careful not to become addicted.

Despite the crappy Sonic says segment, this episode is a pretty darn good. I like the message about being responsible with your powers, and of course there's some great cute moments and humor as well. Overall, a great episode!

Til next time, stay cool! It’s still really hot outside. I’m gonna go spitefully eat some candy even though it’s bad for me. :P

#aosth #adventures of sonic the hedgehog #full tilt tails #tails #milesprower #grounder #smoking #robotnik #dr. robotnik #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #my little pony #mlp #twilight sparkle #scrunchy face #drugs #cigarette

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my-otp-list · 2 years

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Here I am, back to my eternal habit of getting obsessed over obscure stuff whose fandom is either tiny or virtually non-existent...

This manga is probably what I would dub as ‘The spy camaraderie you never knew you needed’ (or that it even existed…)

But this was, in fact, a classic work and was really popular in Japan during its time. Just that for some reasons, the manga never made it to international attention - which is a real pity, because, seriously, this is good. Like really really really good.

And the bromance? 24k gold grade, I rest my case.

From Eroica With Love (Manga) Review

Genre: Shoujo, Adventure, Action, Historical, Comedy

Author: Aoike Yasuko

Running Years: 1976 - 2012

Synopsis (taken from BakaUpdates):

"What happens when a gay art thief and a conservative NATO officer cross paths? Disaster, of course. Dorian is an aristocrat, a thief, and a hedonist; Klaus is a duty-driven espionage agent with no patience for fools.

Follow them as they chase each other across the globe -- from Britain to Baghdad, from Alaska to Alexandria, from Moscow to Madrid. Spectacular locations and non-stop adventures await!"

Length: Completed with 39 volumes

Translation: Ongoing at about 25 volumes - as of 2022

Note: Some sources may list this manga’s genre as Shounen-ai. Well, yes, “ai” (or romantic interaction) between 2 male characters does get depicted in this manga, but it isn’t between the two male leads. And the amount of “ai” you’ll get to see in the whole series is like… 1%. But before you conclude that this will make you want to / not want to read this manga, hear me out first —

Personal review:

➕ The Characters: Meet Earl Dorian Red Gloria, codenamed “Eroica”, a gorgeous, flamboyant, charismatic British thief with blonde hair so perfectly curled it could rival Candy Candy (this is a classic shoujo, what else do you expect?), whose purpose in life is to steal whatever suits his fancy, and causes a lot of havoc while he’s at it.

Meet also Major Klaus Heinz von dem Eberbach, nicknamed “Iron Klaus”, an equally gorgeous, uptight, formidable German officer with black hair so perfectly straight it probably comes from a L’Oreal ad (have I mentioned this is a classic shoujo?), whose goal is to hunt down Earl Dorian, but somehow never actually catches him(?)

(The 1970s — that period of manga art when guys are 10 times prettier than girls...)

They are both very likeable characters, each with quirks so special that’ll make you remember them in no time. Behind his facade as an art thief, Earl Dorian is an adorable, sympathetic man who values his teammates and has actual sensitivity for beautiful things. Major Klaus might first come off as an arrogant, vulgar man (but his vulgarity is really funny omg), but would you believe that he sings “Mary Has A Little Lamb” to himself in order to sleep? Awwwwww.

Surrounding these two men is a very diverse, colourful cast of supporting characters. With this being a comedy manga, almost every character in From Eroica With Love is funny as hell - so protect your stomach well, because the probability of you hurting it while reading this is transcendently high...

➕ The Story: Set during the Cold War period and against the backdrop of a vibrant Europe, the story tells the extravagant adventures of Earl Dorian and Major Klaus as they tail after top-secret intel, tear down evil conspiracies, take out wicked villains, tumble into life-threatening situations, all while trying to outwit and annoy the f*** out of each other.

With the title clearly inspired by the James Bond novel “From Russia With Love”, this manga, for the most part, is an endearing parody of the spy fiction genre. Do not be fooled by its shoujo label and its relatively strange first volume. The manga started off rather ridiculous (a trio of college-age ultra-geniuses with ESP abilities given to them by a mysterious man in the forest? What again…), but very soon developed into action-packed espionage with, surprisingly enough, a great deal of real-life historical, cultural and political references. Twists and turns await as we tag along with Earl Durian and Major Klaus chasing after each other (for various hilarious reasons) and dealing with international-scale events across the globe.

➕ The Art: Bearing what I would call 'signature 1970s shoujo art', From Eroica With Love’s feminine, old-style art may take some time to get used to, but will certainly grow on you. Yasuko-sensei certainly deserves praise for her masterful control over both character designs, scenery as well as action sequences.

➕ The Bromance: And, of course, the most important part of this review, the bromance.

Though it’s established very early on that Dorian is gay and always ready to woo whichever man that piques his attention, and that the manga is debatably considered shounen-ai, there's no canon romance between the two male leads (or is there?).

Starting out as enemies, and arguably still ending as enemies, these two’s dynamics are a real delight to watch. While they couldn’t stop blocking each other’s business and even occasionally get into physical fights, they also pull each other out of trouble plenty of times. There’s just some sort of undeniable camaraderie that hovers above their constant bickering and throwing curses at each other.

(Why be normal bros when you can point guns and knives at each other?)

But beyond the bromance front, some may sense that Dorian develops feelings for Klaus along the course of the story, and one can’t help but notice that Klaus’ behaviour towards Dorian is, at times, significantly more tender compared to how he treats others. And then there are those yearning intense stares…

(Dorian & Klaus: A tale of unresolved sexual tension that spans almost 40 years…)

The manga never dwells into fan service or has them go lovey-dovey, and even after its supremely long run of almost 4 decades, we never get an answer to the burning question "Will they or won't they fall in love?".

But that certainly doesn't stop the fans from zealously shipping them two together. Because, enemies-to-comrades-to-lovers? We simply devour that trope.

➖ The Negative: To some, the art may look slightly funny in later volumes, but I wouldn’t fault the author much for that. After all, by that time, Yasuko-sensei is already in her 50s-60s.

➖ And what was that first volume really - to deter people from loving this manga too much? (￣▽￣) An entertaining bunch of characters with pretty detailed characterisation (to the point that I almost thought they were the mains!) got introduced, only for them to never appear again after volume 1. Albeit, this may not exactly be a negative thing, since I can tell that most of us would prefer the screentime to be spared for our two lovely male leads.

All in all, I highly recommend this amusing series. So sad that the translation is only about ⅔ completed at the moment (╥_╥), and the English volumes are essentially out of print (I've checked, it costs minimum 400 bucks to obtain 15 volumes, yep, no joke). Talk about falling in love with a niche manga…

#from eroica with love #eroica yori ai o komete #bromance manga #bromance recommendation #dorian red gloria #klaus heinz von dem eberbach #70s manga

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foosybit · 9 months

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Mayoi in PriPara Outfits Part 2

This is another suuuuuuper long post of me messing around with what pripara fits mayoi might wear ! If you're somehow here without coming from part 1 (since i wont really be tagging this so uhhh hi somehow ?) here should be a link to part 1 and also part 3 (which i'll also link at the end dont worry abt having to scroll back up)

u'll be seeing way more solos from now on so get used to little mr placeholder for me please he's working really hard to keep society together

Lovey Dovey Valentine from Holic Trick !! most of these will be from holic trick again unless stated otherwise ! I saw this and had a clear vision of what i wanted and i saw that through and could not be happier, I love this one's original dress design so dam much

British Gentle !! whats up stupid pants (affectionate) how are we feeling, only one version cuz the original already has shorts :] i didn't know how to feel about the wavy edges at first but they're kinda growing on me the more i look at them u kno, another very 3star outfit, mayoi only plopped in there so he can have a good time (debatable)

Star Marine Cool !! the small ass hat is so funny why is it so small !!!!! her head is not covered !!!!!!! no ones getting any shade in this situation !!!!!! so i made the dam hat bigger when i let myself alter the fit for the more masc vers and also gave him a whole wetsuit beneath cuz idk he strikes me as a wet suit kinda guy. when's the kanata 5star mayoi 4star wetsuit theme scout gonna come out it's gotta be in the happyele drafts somewhere for the far future. also felt bad for the no shade so i made a wee version of the original outfit but with a bigger hat

now he can splish splash in peace yippee !!

Classic Heart !! another one i had a clear vision for and am glad i could see it through. i luvv open backs i think it's only a matter of time before mayoi gets an open back outfit speaking of cool back designs i was killed and maimed and died when i saw the flower detail on the back of the vermilion outfit i never recovered i live for pretty back designs someone save me, anyway he's also kinda peacock with the suit tail too since it's already a behind-heavy design, what a pretty bird mayoi is

Mysterious Witch !! I told myself i'd come back to it at some point but could never think of how to pantsify that fit so he can just prance around in the dress 4ever :]

PriPara Nurse Peace !! Mayoi gets a little sophy ahoge for the occasion cuz it's so cute with the little hat it's so necessary to the outfit, and then also theres an orange and yellow version that leona wears trust me non-priparers it's true so i couldn't resist ninja associationing it up

what cute nurses they r so helpful !!!!

Piercing Purple !! the original patterning was a little too pop imo so i took inspo from his recent illusion outfit for the patterning :]

Bunny Magician !! hi tatsumi !!!!! kinda combined the second version into the first image thanks to babygirl tatsumi hallelujah

that's it for part 2, here's links to part 1 and part 3 !!

#foosys art tag

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skittzdaskittle · 2 years

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Just some designs ig

Emz Te MnM for reference

This is gonna be quite long X'D

So, basically I drew team zjits (it's what i call team zits but with joker) separate and I roughly lined them up so I could draw their hels (team cabs, mcbs, and mcabs) which is why Joker's line art thinner then the others

With the hels I did make a lot of their traits opposite to their counterparts like how none of them say silly things or have weird names for stuff and are generally not very creative, but I still have some other stuff in there to make them a bit more interesting hopefully

Zedaph: So, I recently drew the Puffy fam, so I didn't want to draw ANOTHER bipedal sheep, so sheep hybrid :D and my original design for zed was with pants, but after observing the test tube zedaph au by Resins art, I decided to go the pantsless zed route.

Ayaph: With Ay I was like "wait, if his name Is zed, which is the British way of saying z (pronounced zee), then it makes sense for his name to be A". You know how zed is always doing new things and interacting with the other hermits to test and show them things? Well screw that, Ay never does anything or take risks, he's had the same damn haircut his whole life, he absolutely hates AMC (AluminuM Cook) because he always pesters anyone and everyone. Ay stays inside and has a very limited range to go places. Oh and he despises the fact that he's a sheep, probably because he hates zedaph, he pulled a connoreatspants and cut off his horns (it's a headcannon thing, he said he lost a cannon life because he was "having a bad day" and my brain went brr)

Mister Joker: We literally have no friggn clue what joker actually is, he never tells us anything. he always wears a mask that basically acts like a normal face, he just can't eat through it or anything it just changes expression like any face would. And the thing is, we don't even know if he's part of a species or if he's his own thing, in fact we don't know if Joker has any actual gender or sex, he just he/him pronouns. Either because that's his actual pronouns, he just goes with it for other's sake, or he doesn't understand it at all (Ranboo style) and just uses them because that's what people use for him. And the tail? Just because I feel like it. And it helps show that he is def inhuman.

Mister Moper: He's very reserved, unlike Ay who just hates everyone, he just likes to keep to himself and doesn't mind if he's with others, but he would rather be by himself. Moper's very much the type to not interact with other people unless they interact with him. Unlike Joker who moves around a lot, he moves so little that you might forget about him (hopefully not). He hates fighting. He likes doing solitary things for hours like coloring, reading, writing, watching documentaries, and just looking out the window to watch nature and whatever else is going on. Moper hasn't smiled in a long long time, even when he does the things he enjoys, or what the closest thing to enjoyment is for him. He has the same situation as Mister Joker biologically, though instead of being cryptic for the fun of it like Joker, Moper doesn't say what he is because he doesn't feel like it's important to anything. Even if he met up with Joker, he probably wouldn't smile the entire time unless somehow Joker figures out what will make him crack a smile. He doesn't mind Joker.

ImpulseSV: He imp man, he originally was gonna be a phantom guy but I realized how many more opportunities I can have with him being an imp, also he was straight up summoned. I don't really have much else X'D

CautionED: So, what would probably be the opposite of demon? Bird!? Love bird because funny. So basically I thought, if impulse is always trying to stop people from accidentally hurting themselves, then Caution would be actively going out of his way to hurt others. He wholeheartedly believes that all problems can be solved by explosions, someone pissed you off? Explosions. Pet ran ranaway? Explosions. TV broken? You get the idea. He's always pissed over something. Caution can't bother building anything remotely structured, he prefers to build organically so that he doesn't have to put thought into rebuilding his house when he breaks something (though he would probably be less pissed if his house is structurally sound). He will start a fight (physically or verbally depending on his mood) with literally anyone who has the unfortunate opportunity to be in his presence. He's very self centered. He hates how seemingly happy go lucky impulse is.

Tangotek: He's a fireborn (the same as sapnap) who yeeted himself the heck outta hell (not the nether) and ended up in hermitcraft, there's more to explain but that's a whole post on it's own.

Boogieblog: Just like my hels, Boogie is an angel, unlike my hels, he isn't a purple eye abomination, he's just an annoyed angel constantly analyzing things, trying to make sense of things. Like my hels, Boggie's always staring, except instead of primarily Watching Skittz (my mc character) and Grian, he just looks at everything, questioning why people do things, involuntary or not. Because Boogie doesn't understand why those things are necessary to do, he intentionally avoids hermitcraft for that reason, overstimulation basically. As an angel who spent most of his existence in heaven, he requested on his own to go see the server, to see what was so important about it. Boogie gets angy when he doesn't understand something, but he has a very limited emotion range, and has never been seen raging out or anything. He doesn't want to be around/look at Tango.

Skizzleman: He's just a guy. There is literally nothing strange about him, this isn't me being jokey at all, he's just a normal accident prone man.

Sizzleman: He's cold and calculated. He has zero empathy for anyone or anything. Sizz finds everyone else weak and pathetic, even if they are obviously better then him, he always finds something wrong with everything that isn't him. He's very manipulative and abusive. He's constantly planning and scheming and wanting control over hels, luckily for everyone Skizz's luck seems to also be a part of him so his plans always fail one way or another, especially with the fact that he tries to do them with a group of people who genuinely don't want to be there, one hates any and all people, one is shy and uninitiated, one Just wants to explode shit, and one is preoccupied with literally everything. Sizz is actually very intelligent and like, 5 parallel universes ahead of everyone, but even so he still gets Skizz moments and that results in him dying in very stupid ways, and yes it pisses him off. He genuinely sees Skizz as worthless and can and will belittle him any chance he gets.

And now the hels interactions with each other

Ayaph: He only dislikes Moper and finds him tolerable, but doesn't try to get to know him. He sees Caution as a headache and wants nothing to do with him. He thinks Boogie is a creepy weirdo and hates Boogie's constant questioning, he tries to avoid him. He absolutely hates it when Sizz tries to call a group meeting, he makes any and every excuse not to go. He'll eventually be literally dragged out of his house (usually) by Sizz himself. He regrets stepping out of his house to see what they were doing all those years ago.

Mister Moper: He doesn't try to interact with Ay, he knows that will just annoy him and what little pleasantness there is will be gone. He doesn't like how brash and argumentative Caution is, he would rather be around Helsknight. He and Boogie have a bit of understanding between them, Boogie would ask a question and he would answer, he doesn't like it when there's something he can't answer but Boogie somewhat has a little appreciation for Moper, and Moper has and understanding about Boogie. He would rather not be near Sizz. He joined the group because he wanted to be with people but not feel like a burden, even when Sizz says he is.

CautionED: "fuck these bitches, I'm just gonna go blow shit up"

Boogieblog: He doesn't understand why Ayaph doesn't want to answer his questions, they're simple questions. He finds Moper intriguing, he knows what Moper is(and that means Joker too). He finds Caution obnoxious. He has better things to do then interact with Sizz. He joined the group because he was curious about their behavior

Sizzleman: He sees Ay as a pain and pathetic. He doesn't understand why Moper sticks around if all he's gonna do is nothing and be sad. He despises Caution with a passion, they fight frequently. He doesn't see much use for Boogie. Despite how much he doesn't like being around them, and how uncooperative they are, he sees them as pawns he can manipulate

Tldr: Ay's always in his Aaron Burr arc, Moper's a less wimpy silver the hedgehog from the sonic 06 snapcube fandub, CautionED is alivebur but instead of being insane and blowing shit up he's pissed off and blowing shit up, Boogie Blog is dream XD but with no emotional outbursts only horrible staring, Sizzleman is glados but replace the witty humor with stuck up asshole

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underestimated-heroine · 2 years

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9th reference post! Someone stop me.

(sorry if I reblog, it's only to keep from losing this to the sands of time! Also anyone's free to reblog or save this as is the mode on Tumblr Dot Com. Links go to my blog because it's the best, easy way I have to make sure I don't lose posts to deletion.)

General

Mad macaron scientists

You look like one of those murdered British boys video

Write to your local newspaper

Zelda Horsequest

Just act gay until someone decides to call u out for it (see notes)

Netflix "omw" callout post

Harvesting cinnamon video

Baby Zuko Mobile Ad

On Chekhov's Gun

Anti-racism means anti-capitalism quote

How did Tony the tiger die were-ralph post

Steps to decolonization

JK Rowling TERF store

In-denial gay moodboard.

Don't make it harder for bigots to change their minds

The worst thing I've done to a group of human beings

Butt hair trans ally iconic post

Prosthetic leg got stuck douyin

Pink lemon pussy iconic post

How technological advancement happens

Watsonian vs. Doylist

Cat twine pole

Yankee doodle origins gucci

Grocery store thieves cake for coworker

Ursula k. Le Guin quotes

The minions are immortal

Lady Gagita

Fairy Tail women are sexist analysis post

Paul Revere glider video

Hoe union aita

Scooby Doo was going to be R-Rated (the movie)

Video sword swing technique analysis

Nikki asexual moodboard

Good and iconic SpongeBob gags compilation

Boris Johnson redecorations

Crazy D&D Campaign

She wears short skirts I have feelers comic

Wish fulfillment P&P

Emergency service link video

Bet you're wondering how I got here monkey post

Batman pussy post

Sexyback but it reverbs in a sewer

Tumblore guys can't have consecutive orgasms post

Chicxulub Meteor UPDATED VERSION post

Chicxulub 2nd post

Static dog gif and tags

Average woman is three times smaller than the average man

Wage theft vs. Other Kinds of Theft

Inflation cowboy tiktok

Espooky Lesbians tiktok

Veganism fallacies post

Crazy Dion Diamond sit-ins and history

Tumblr store crabs tumblore post

Online entitlement collection

C-SPAN Irish guy takedown landlords

Kaitlin Bennett "shithead"

Douglas Henderson KP-G extinction event art

What angels might be like

Tiktok terrifying when my dog opens a door

Kung Fu Panda Customer Service Take

It's NOT all over

Wallstanding guy siren tiktok

Original spiders georg post

2000 election Florida

JFK American Futurism Post

These words are said with an astounding degree of confidence world heritage post

Cats divorce

Capitalism running to and running from

Trope vs. cliche vs. motif vs. archetype

Ancient kids played in giant sloth footprints

Car dependency

Gollum's loincloth

Custody Dance Tiktok

Personal

Dragon Cry Tits

This country claims to be democratic SCOTUS screenshot

Inscrutable genderbending message

What the fuck is the post+ store

Who forgot isle of dreams mp3

"be alright" is funny

The "recommended posts" feature is fucked up

The figureskating dream

Issue with how writers accept criticism

The only fight that's won is the one that isn't had fight scenes

On "yeah sure I'll reblog that"

Mantit onion

Stillhouse Lake series rec

On my pronouns

Fairy Tail's self-inserts & fantasies

Zelda wind waker ladder

Lisanna elfman scene funny

Justin Bieber song loop

Blurred lines tumblore

Glee movie ask

Another historical perfectionism nuance post

Tumblr is half male half female

Seeing random hentai nipples

Jurassic Park Shoulders of Giants Quote

SOS Jonas Brothers

Erza Scarlet Drag King

Fatphobia and putting the onus on the oppressed

#you've underestimated the heroine #squirr3d away #personal

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heyitsrayarts · 2 years

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Hi hi so uhm uh uhm here is art of my smiling friends ocs and i made really nice art for myself because I love it so much !!! Okay here's info dumps on them

Bingo

(the purple dog one)

So so he's a humanoid dog critter thing and he's british and i say he's voiced by either DanTDM or Grian !! He's the delivery guy for the Smiling Friends company bringing in mail for Mr. Boss and generally just being around™

He's also my first oc and he's trans !!!!!! I love him so much !!

Mace

(the cat demon thing)

Okay they use he/they pronouns and are also a cannibal !! Slay for them. He's ALSO a critter of course and of course he's named after the stupid little mace on his tail that is hashtag real. Good for them !! They're not British they are american 😈

Abcde

(yes thats her name)

She is an alien but she's the sexy ones not those weirdos in the enchanted forest. This is cuz she's only HALF alien and she's also part critter which like good for her !! Anyway her last name is fghijk and its funny to me!!

I got this character from a mutual of mine (i don't know how to use the word mutual i always see it and i never know what it actually means because why aren't you guys just friends like WHAT IS A MUTUAL) and they gave her to me. She's mine now.

Domb

(the triangle thing)

This is my newest character who uses they/them pronouns. They have a neck and hands and feet but they're not visible so they look more like those bathroom signs. I think its funny teehee. Wearing a turtle neck and gloves makes it easier for them to even see their own body so thats good for them 😁😁😁

Okay have fun looking at this picture :D!!!

#smiling friends #smiling friends ocs #crittersona #heyrayocs

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smallraindrops-blog · 2 years

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Can medic be a British/Irish woman who dressed as a guy?

And have this very semi-thick Irish accent? Because I liked to make things more funny as seeing a short lady can able to carry heavy stuff like no problem

Word count: 500

Gen/no ship

Warnings: no beta, war, cursing

Notes: Hey! Thank you for waiting and I hope you enjoy this! I didn’t really write the accent since I didn’t know how to, so I hope that okay.

Sergeant wasn’t one of those fella who thought women had to be treated like china dolls. His Ma would have whooped his sorry behind if he did. She was a farmer’s daughter before she had married his Pa.

His Ma was used to hard work and it showed in her broad shoulders, in thhe lines of her face. She wasn’t the only one, their church had filled with women like her and rising daughters like them.

Sergeant learned young how to keep his words polite and how a lady wanted to be treated.

Often she was the one working around the house, leaving only a handful of tasks for his Pa. Until Sergeant got bigger and she got older, only then did she allow him to be any use to her. Even then she would watch him, warning to lift with his legs and not his back.

So when Medic came along, spitting fire like every single Irish woman he had a pleasure to meet, he wisely - and quietly- stepped aside. The woman would let him know if she wanted his help.

On an ugly overcast day, he watched her with mild amusement. More bored than anything else. Some shipment had come in, and Medic picked up and moved the boxes on her own.

He had tried to offer his help but Medic had just scoffed at him. Which fair she knew had more to prove to the group then he did. He still thought it was dumb but he understood.

Sergeant had one of the poorer families around and he often got hot under the collar, trying to prove himself. It didn’t help when some of his sisters got older, and he had to chase off the rice boys who thought they would be easy since they had money and his sisters didn’t.

Childish as it may be, he still considered giving John jr, the mayor’s son and a cad, a black eye for trying to stick his hand up his little sister’s skirt.

It was when Medic was half way done that one of the newer soldier braved his way over. Medic had made an impression, even dressed as an man, she was a pretty little thing. And could make any man dumb, especially out here.

He chuckled when in a loud, accented voice Medic told him off.

“I ain’t no weak girlie. I got this. Now shoo!” Medic even made a ‘shooing’ movement with her hand. The soldier boy ran off with his tail between his legs. Sergeant bit a laugh. He waited until Medic was in the tent then he picked up the last two boxes and headed in her way.

Medic narrowed her eyes at him but said nothing as he placed them down carefully. It had been anything else, Medic wouldn’t care who touched these boxes.

“Important medicine in there. Gonna save these boys’ lives come winter.” She offered, a silent thank you.

“Thank you for that, Medic.” He told her.

Medic gave him a faint smile before sending him out.

Victory.

#Sergeant tag

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the-firebird69 · 2 months

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bmws1000r braking #bmws1000rr #thesagarvaghela #bmw#trending

She's just a dog but she's okay she's a favorite here and it's always up and is considered to be a British person he told the trucker it's up to him but I like you to find her and see if she's okay and I think she went that way and he says okay so you told people and he's looking for her and found her and why did you come here you almost made me over it's kind of saying that a little did you jumped out in front and she did so he grabs her puts in the truck and his feeding her and she sleeps they brought her to a new home and she said good I'm afraid of that guy so she says this I don't like it but I know it's not him and it's a hard job they drive around all the time and she says okay I remember you you had kids we'll leave me alone when I was sick him saying are you going to get better and oh no try to feed me stuff and I felt too sick and just run it out and I started eating and I felt better and I kept eating and it still got a hold of me and it was and rabies they're secure and it should not now so I hit the little cold little she came back she was mad and said we can fix it but we can't and you and Brian were trying to get her iron in vitamins and she said there's something in the food she felt better she smells like tasted and spits it out picks it up and swallows it and has had it before and she's doing it a lot she's a real good shape and it just overtook her she's fine now

Girls to show you there's too much stuff too many things out there these people are overwhelmed this animals need homes.

He learned it again from the guy at the park he's been kind of mean but they're all doing that and our son said well if anybody goes in your house they'll get f***** up cuz they're looking at me funny and usually they are friendly they know who I am they're wagging their tails they said you're right about something so he's got him to drink and a bunch I'm peeing it out having a good time talking to each other about it that's two guys they said this he's just kind of weeded weighted and he says oh yeah but our son was saying it he's doing it himself so they're looking at him a lot and he couldn't figure it out and this is and he goes yeah that's right so goes and drinks a bunch of water so you got to use bottled water for them too from now on and he goes okay so you get like a six pack or anybody she's giving it to them and say this one is different it tastes better and you're drinking it and so then they said this now all the time Andy Craig Wilson goes okay so they they get that and he can put it out in a bottle of water thing it says he can go to the shopping mall and it's just still a lot better and get a big jug and he says how do you dispense it and I have to get one of those dispensers that's great for the dog order dog water and you have it back up like a Brita filter and he says you know what I'm going to do that and then you can use a backup if you need it any smiles and says this guy is pretty smart and he says how's it going that bad I'm getting some stuff out and he knows who he is one of my kids but it's not a Mac and it says good so they're having a much better time tonight and they're bushed and they rested any and fed them and they're laying there farting the guy just I can't stand this anymore at least you have people around any last it says okay it says you just can't have the same room at night in case you pass out and they'll be barking and stuff and alert people so he goes this is a problem and he was sleeping with him in the room and then he keeps him out of the room and he kept and he's going to do it and people will see it that's the way you have to do and get them used to it his mom was flying him so bad and when he's alone you got sad so her son said you stay out here and I'm in here you did for a while and didn't care and slept all night and he got mad so he let me in a little and said I'm your friend you should know that and he is afraid so he's holding on to him and he's fell asleep and was sleeping for hours after he got up and finally he's up and he felt groggy and sucked in the other room and his mom was acting weird she had shots and she was felt gross and she went a little nuts and it was medicine for her mind and it did not help and we are going to go after them you know who it is these guys are always doing that stupid stuff but it's really nice and we know which ones hey we got to take them out and these other Max are waiting more shortly

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues Hera

There's a lot going on there's too many people doing dumb things is too rude here just too many enemies of his as they call it and they're way too aggressive and these Max are doing tons of stuff that's stupid I have to tell you they made so many people angry that's just how and he's trying to make it better and his way works and he was taught by us and we're trying to make it better and this guy keeps creeping up on us and at least trumpsters are a menace and people say we feel bad for you we've never seen this before and it's true he is horrendous and I feel bad for my son he's gone through this whole life and what do you mean it or not you should not be doing it it's getting you killed and he says I can't help it I said well you're going to die she's saying it because it's happening to you my son says I I don't know this he says it everyday they don't register it and you're such an a****** you have to go home Joel and stay there.

Camilla

We're on this now and we're going to take care of the problem I've heard this a lot he cares he's worried for his life but probably get a little worse and I don't see the Manning up with the things are changing and they're changing cuz these guys are getting smaller how absurd and he says he's not a surprise and he doesn't want to make it worse they're just really not into help me out or doing anything anymore it's terrible

Mac daddy

Go ahead with your suggestion and we did before and we set up a call station and it's for Edmonds and a lot of people say this and we are sitting on kits sending kits and we tell them what batteries to get cuz they can buy them and they're industrial and a square and they're lithium ion and they last for two loans of about 2 acres each Moe and it is nice they say and they use the engines we'll see in motorcycles it's not a tough business it's fun and people have stories and how it works so well and sometimes a mess it up and you have to have them fix it we have that and it's going really well and with piggybacking and using the name it's not a bad name there's several businesses are going to do that with one of them is the dagger and I put a list together of what we want to piggyback and I'm in the process of getting approved because he's making several million that's a week I'm going forwards now and this is great and the kit car too is starting people have had it and they're looking for these minis and they're looking for the Fiat and the Volkswagen and they have old kit companies and they'll start doing it cuz these assholes are in the way and they don't want to do anything even regular cars and we have to start working on that he says and Thor and Frrya we have to have industrial cities, we have several and we're going to create more and he says I want every single factory in our areas up and running in one week and all of them and I don't care if you can have them running at a minimal but I want them up and in shape and ready to hire and fill it in with what we need if we have an emergency and we need ammo I want those factories and screw these people and I mean the max. And now it's him and we're going to go ahead and do that and I'm putting in an order this is a war we're no longer going to be lackadaisical it doesn't fool anyone and they can't tell if you're not if we're not they can't tell and we're going to be making appliances and small ones and large appliance for houses tons of stuff yachts too. He wants to go to the boat show and buy a couple boats or more than a couple and wants to buy one for his friend and if you meet anybody else the company he doesn't have to buy it and that's what he wants to do wants to hand him the title I'm actually seeing something they're probably trying to make him pay for it and we're going to use that to get this going I think this is great and what he's doing and she is and he says it should be it's kind of Thor Freya the business idea. We're going to give you the Comic-Con and your bane routine is awesome they said I'll probably get in trouble and we have to watch what you're saying he says. And we are going to go ahead and start removing idiots here they have no idea what they're talking about it's going to be fun and we want to do the stuff we have a need and we're going to fill it ASAP

And those are real Lamborghinis and Ferrari in their in their video but they're old they're probably 20 years old and I know it and they do the video in the future and they are going to start making some kind of products it looks like plastic brakes but now they're talking about taking money

Thor Freya

Olympus

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thesassywallflower · 3 years

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Top 10 Feel Good TV Shows...or at least in my opinion...today...

Because sometimes you need to take a break from the news, true crime docs, and cult shows...or maybe that’s just me.

1. The Great British Baking Show/Off: To those of you who haven’t watched, I can hear you saying, but Manda, how can a competition show be “Feel Good”? My friends, this one is. You start with a lovely tent equipped with all the kitchen accessories your heart could desire, plunk it on a GORGEOUS British estate, add contestants who are actually decent human beings that willingly help out their fellow bakers when they need it, sprinkle in two judges who know what they’re talking about, and top it all off with two hilarious hosts (Mel and Sue will forever own my heart, but Noel has wheedled his way in there too) who encourage the contestants with pep talks, baking innuendos/puns and plenty of hugs. That’s how it’s Feel Good.

2. Miranda: A sitcom about an awkward, hilarious woman in her late 30′s who’s actually a normal human being aka she has cellulite, struggles to find clothes that fit, gets completely flustered at the thought of dating/*whispers*sex and loves to eat. Throw in some goofball side characters, Tom Ellis aka Lucifer himself as the main love interest and you have a show that’s “What I call...such fun!”

3. The Golden Girls: What can I say it’s a classic?! “Lanai!” “Shady Pines,Ma!” “Back in St. Olaf...” “Picture it. Sicily 1920...” “Mr. Burt Reynolds...” If you haven’t watched, just do. You won’t regret it, I swear. Plus the 1980′s aesthetic alone is worth the watch. ;) P.S. I’m just a Rose wishing she was a Sophia.

4. The Lizzie Benne Diaries: Teeeeechnically not a tv show because it’s a web series, but it’s close enough. Basically it’s if our girl Lizzie Bennet lived in 2013 and had her own vlog. So good and so funny. Each episode is only 2-5 minutes long so it’s super easy to binge. (Also I LIVE for that moment when we finally meet Darcy.)

5. The Vicar of Dibley: I’ve sung the praises of this show on many a Tag Game, but I’m doing it again! A smart, hysterical vicar comes to a small village in the English countryside and completely shakes up the villagers lives because...SPOILERS...the vicar is a woman *GASP*

(Also American TV/Movie industry? How about y’all actually be brave for once and make a show about a plus sized woman getting the hot guy in the end too? And not make it the butt of a sick, cruel joke? That’d be greaaaaaat.)

6. Derry Girls: Five teens try navigate life at an all girls Catholic school while living in Northern Ireland right at the tail end of The Troubles. I know. I know. It sounds like it wouldn’t be Feel Good at all, and while there are moments that are heart wrenching, it’s wickedly funny and ridiculous with some truly tender scenes. Plus it has a killer 90′s soundtrack.

7. Pushing Daisies: Whimsical sets, colorful retro costumes, delicious pies, crime solving, and Lee Pace as the sweetest, woobiest baker who also happens to be a necromancer. What more could you want? (Just please don’t yell at me because there’s only two seasons.)

8. The IT Crowd: This show is just pure British comedy gold. If these three IT techs can’t make you laugh at least once, I really don’t know what will. It’s ridiculously quotable and the scenes with Moss and Roy at the football match is one of the best moments in tv history in my humble opinion.

9. Sanditon: Think a Bridgerton that you can watch with your mom. It’s all about the lives and loves of the Parker family set in a picturesque seaside town. Two warnings though. 1. You will fall in love with Sydney Parker. (JOOOOOIN MEEEEE) and 2. So far there’s only one season and those evil showrunners ended it on the worst sort of emotional cliffhangers.

10. Anne With An E: Okay yes, they took a looooooot of liberties with the original story, but I still feel that everything that we loved about the OG Anne is still there. You’ll still want to visit PEI as soon as possible, and you’ll still wish you had a Gilbert, Diana, Marilla and Matthew of your very own.

So there you go! Please feel free to let me know what some of your favs are!

#manda stuff #gbbo #great british bake off #miranda #the golden girls #the lizzie bennet diaries #the vicar of dibley #derry girls #pushing daisies #the it crowd #sanditon #anne with an e

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thepeacock · 3 years

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so my sister read a Dream SMP fic for god knows what reason and then attempted to describe the characters to me as she did not know the names.

“the most basic white British child I have ever seen—” “Tommy”

“green and a tail” “???” (turns out it’s Wilbur, but a chameleon”

“wings. dad.” “Philza :D”

“bee” “Tubbo”

“memory issues” “Ranboo”

“tall and grumpy, warrior, also claws” “???” “he might be Ranboo’s dad” “????” *she finds the name* “oh it’s Technoblade!” “is he not a pig??” “he is” “then why claws?” “idk” “and why grumpy?” “¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

guys. guys most of them were so close except Technoblade. i know we’re not all funny but why is Technoblade known as grumpy. guys he’s the funniest person on the server no contest. i feel like it’s too late seeing as there’s already over 50k+ fics but please. let Technoblade be funny. let him crack jokes. it’s what he would want. it’s what he deserves.

#mcyt #mcytblr #dsmp #dsmp fanfic #technoblade #tommyinnit #philza #wilbur soot #sbi #bladeblr #let technoblade be funny 2021

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jamiedc-they-them · 3 years

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Forgive and forget what happened in another time (Platonic)

Requested Imagine: After the incident with the Doctor, Daisy and Jemma see how much it hurt you and do what they can to help, but there is only one person who can really help. Fitz

Leopold Fitz, that name used to make you feel safe, happy, protected. A name of a brother figure, of a best friend.

Now, it was a name of danger, of hurt, of caution; of someone who once meant the world to you, but now a complicated thing. That was the what the name brought now.

Your hand went to the wound he had caused you, a bullet wound; the scar being patched up by Jemma, who had been doing all she could for you.

“Knock knock.” You heard Daisy said a your door swished open, there was no knock that was a lie, only the words and swoosh of the door to alert you of her presence in your room.

You quickly put the shirt down, covering the scar, but you saw her eye go to where it would be on your front (your back was to her, you had turned your head to look at you, even then you only saw her from the corner of your eye) and her smile was sympathetic.

She had her scar too, running her hand along the back of her neck.

“Hey.” You greeted, trying to sound like you both thinking about the same thing.

“Hey.” She parroted back, trying to do the same thing.

You cleared your throat, fully turning to your friend and crossing your arms, “So, what’s up?” You asked.

She suddenly remembered why she was here, “We’re gonna be landing soon, gonna need you there with me.” She said, giving you a smile, one you mirrored.

She hated this, seeing her sibling in pain like this; she hated that your brother figure hurt you both.

You had found where his ship was after interrogating one of the crew, all you had to do was get to it.

As you walked, with Daisy leading, Jemma grabbed you by the arm and held you back, “Y/N, if this is it, then --”

“Now’s not the time.” You said, trying to get her to release you so you could just end this journey.

“When is the time?” She pressed; you looked at her in the eyes, this journey had made her go to dark places, but she was still the caring soul you met all that time ago.

“Not now,” You said, removing the hand, “Besides, if it is him...then he’ll be with you, and Daisy can do the talking for me.”

You entered the part of the ship you needed through the ceiling, with Jemma leading the way. You found the pod, and you waited with baited breath. She looked to you and Daisy, two of her best friends in the whole world who had followed her out here for this one moment.

Her face dropped when she opened it...nothing was there, only some blood.

She stayed in the pod for a bit, breaking down. You, meanwhile, sat in the commons room, alone, and you allowed yourself to admit it.

You were happy that he wasn’t.

And part of you hated yourself for it.

“Y/N,” Jemma called out to you, you looked up to her, “I need you for something.”

That was a bit of a stretch, it was more of a team meeting, and something she had spotted on the pod, writing.

In a language she knew apparently.

You and Daisy were trying to keep the rest of you guys in check, and at the same time get Simmons to see that you would not survive this trip.

She, however, saw it differently.

She, however, pulled the lever and sent you deeper into space, chasing after a translation.

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Jemma knew, she knew that you were pissed by that option; and as much as she defended it, she saw the toll all this was taking on you.

But, this was her husband, she wasn’t going to just leave him stranded, even if the chance of finding him was small.

“Y/N --” She said, having a moment alone with you before they went to the city of Kitson, a place apparently only the worst people would go.

“Don’t.” You were firm with your words, and she could detect the bite.

“Y/N, please --” Again, she couldn’t finish.

“You had no right!”

“I have to find him, Y/N. You would do the same if it was Daisy, me, or anyone else.” She couldn’t stop the words, her goal of finding her husband stopping her from seeing the consequences of her words.

Those consequences came when your eyes widened, almost at the audacity of the words said, before you let out a humourless chuckle, “‘Anyone else’ hasn’t shot me while I’ve tried to free my sister from his split. I get it, not fully in his control, his trauma too, but what about mine, Jemma? You expect me to just move on from it? Sure, Daisy’s done better, but --”

“You don’t need to compare yourself to her, Y/N. You’re making your own progress, I promise…” She was torn, and you could tell.

“Whatever, let’s just go, ok?” She could tell things were a bit icey between you both, but she knew that you both still cared for each other, even during this time.

You went to Kitson, yourself and the two girls getting high as a kite in your search, “Co-come on, Y/N...We need to find our british friend.” Daisy said, holding onto your hand and bringing you through the crowds. You had no idea where Jemma had gone, part of your brain wondering if she was real…

If what Fitz had done was real.

She was, as you found out, being brought onto the floor in a crawl as you went under the table to find some solace from the people.

You observed the surroundings, eyes wide as you blinked a few times, but you swore you saw a man in a suit, a beard and an emotionless expression on his face staring at you a few times in the crowd, but each time you just shook your head and he was gone.

A blaring ‘dolphin’ noise brought the three of you out, it was a signal. But Chronicoms were on your tail, so you both looked to Jemma, assuring her that - despite your states - you could handle them. Jemma looked to you and smiled, glad you still had her back.

She went, and you and your sister got to work, Daisy spinning on the table and you throwing glasses at the trained opponents. It was funny, how you both almost reverted to how you were before all this - you throwing glasses in a bar fight - and her distracting herself during a conflict and having fun with it.

With that cleared up, Jemma had news for you.

“He’s alive.” She told you, and she knew where to go.

Your search led you to a Chromicom ship, or rather the ship. But, you saw him for the first time --

Not the doctor who had hurt you and your sister --

Not the man who had a split and lost for a moment to his demons --

But your best friend, your brother. Jemma’s husband --

Leopold Fitz.

Daisy was all but ready to make do on her threat of Fitz being hurt again, she’d tear the ship apart. She knew this wasn’t the Fitz that had hurt her, had hurt you.

You were willing to do a lot of things to get him back, but forgiving him would be another thing.

You had tried a runner, only for you to find yourself surrounded; you and Daisy were more than ready to fight --

But Jemma stopped you; you couldn’t quite focus on her words, your heart racing as you saw the tears in Daisy’s and Jemma’s eyes.

This was a goodbye between you three siblings.

Jemma then looked to you, shaky smile on her lips, “Y/N --” She wanted to say something, anything to help make this better. But she couldn’t think of anything.

Her youngest sibling was hurting, just as much as her other younger sister.

You brought her into a hug, one she returned, no other words were spoken; you both just hugged.

Then she was gone, and you were going home with a member gone, maybe forever.

As you went home, Daisy found you in your room, she sat next to you, not saying anything but she knew her presence would help.

Hell, it had helped her, she knew how you both worked. You were her best friend since birth, brought up together in the orphanage. Now, you were more hurt than you were before.

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Still, you went back to earth, the ever present image of Jemma Simmon walking away, to whatever her fate held, was etched into your mind.

You felt Daisy’s gaze on you every so often as you got closer to home. Still, no words were spoken, just the gaze of, not concern, just care. Was she worried? Yeah, but she knew displaying that to you would only make you go further into your hole you had dug for yourself.

Still, you disembarked and found yourself now in a new situation, a new trauma; Phil Coulson had returned...sort of.

It was him in the physical form, just not the...mental form? Still, it threw yourself and Daisy, just how seeing Fitz (the older version you cared for dearly) threw you earlier.

You and Daisy walked away, trying to ignore what you had just seen. It didn’t, however, work that way.

You instead ended up on the man’s (Sarge) truck, going to stop someone known as Izel, you didn’t care who she was, just that she was a threat to your family.

So, on board you went.

He pulled you up to the front, Daisy giving you a pat on the shoulder for encouragement as you went; you gave her a smile before entering.

“So, smiley tells me you went off to space.” He said, wasting no time it seemed.

You nodded, “Had a little trip, sure.”

“What for?”

“It wasn’t for you, if that’s what you’re getting at.”

He scoffed, “Trust me, I might have an ego, but not that high of one. What were you really looking for?”

“Why do you wanna know?”

“Snow’s...difficult, but I’ve known her long enough to know when she needs to talk.”

“You offering me a shoulder?”

“A cold one. But you seem to be more open than your sister. All she wanted to talk about was me.”

“She’s always been inquisitive.”

“And you're sensitive.”

“Was.”

“Sounds like there’s a story there.” Wow, he was not stopping.

“I will when you do.” He smirked.

And he did, just to spite you it seemed; he opened up about Izel and his past; how his planet was destroyed and how revenge and hate drove him.

He lied at one point, saying it was love, but he quickly said it was the hate that drove him instead.

Love drove you, you knew that, but also fear. Fear of who Fitz would be.

Sarge looked at you, eyes almost daring you to open up; Daisy caught the look, quickly brining the attention back to her and away from you. She hated it, the look in his eyes, the amusement he got from causing you that discomfort.

Then he was gone, he was out and you were barreling for a tower filled with Shrike (little bat things) that would infect everyone.

Sarge was gone, and you were going to slam into the tower with a nuke.

Deke did what he could to try and defuse it, but was unsuccessful.

Daisy looked to you, seeing you only staring at the bomb that would now surely take your life; you looked devastated. Her eyes softened as she took one of your hands in her own, she gave it a squeeze, a silent “I love you.”

Then it all went black…

Only, you woke up. You woke up to Daisy over the bomb with her powers making it go back into the bomb.

She took care of the shrike too, vaporizing them as they entered.

Then...then he entered. Leopold Fitz…

It was different seeing him in person, actually seeing him.

Deke had hugged him.

Daisy smiled, as did May.

You did, a small amount; he looked like his innocent self, not the beared man who had hurt him.

But he was still there...always there deep down.

You had a party, and he smiled at you; you lifted your bottle up, but your smile wasn’t as full as it used to be.

You left early.

Then you were forced to work together, looking into what made Sarge...well, Sarge, as Daisy spoke to him.

She let it all out, the vitreal, the anger at this situation. Fitz chanced a look to you, seeing how you kept your distance, didn’t look at him.

“Y/N...are you ok?” He asked; Jemma even paused what she was doing to look over at you in concern.

You gulped, just hearing his voice made you go back mentally, “...Yeah, fine.” You said, trying to hang tough.

His hand hit your shoulder, and you flinched away, slapping the hand away. He ignored the pain, he just kept his hands up and took a step back.

“...I can’t do this, I’m sorry.” You said, walking away, ignoring Jemma saying your name softly as you left.

You went back to your retreat. You felt the place shake, but you just hid yourself more. You couldn’t do this, your hand went to your wound as you felt the burning from it when you were shot. You heard the broken of “NO!” From both Daisy and Jemma. You --

You felt a hand on your shoulder, a soft one and yet you still cried out at it. The hand stayed, however, and you felt yourself be pulled into a hug.

“I got you, Y/N...I got you.” It was Daisy, and you felt her tears hit you on the top of your head as you sobbed.

You stayed like that for a bit, with you just sobbing into her as you took yourself back to what would have been your death had...had Jemma not acted so quickly.

Jemma, the woman who had been by your side this whole time, along with Daisy of course. But Jemma never forced you into anything about the topic, she respected your boundaries.

“Is...is he?” You started to ask before you hiccuped.

“He wanted to wait...but he understands if you don’t --”

“No, no I wanna see him...It...I can’t just ignore him forever.” You said, Daisy still holding you close.

“Ok...ok.” She said, kissing you on your head before helping you up and bring you to the door.

She opened it, and you smiled at your brother. Not the doctor. But Leopold Fitz, the man who hadn’t lost to his demons.

And he smiled back softly.

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Daisy gave you a hug before departing on her mission, and that left you with Fitzsimmons. Jemma stood on one side, Fitz on the other.

You stood as a united trio as you watched the mission occur.

“Y/N, I...I’m sorry.” You let him finish this time.

This time, you also looked at him, “It -- it wasn’t you.”

“...I know. But, I still did it.” He said, not wanting to let himself of the hook.

You nodded sadly, “We fixed the timeline...We saved you, we’re all back together now...I’m sure we’ll get there with us, anyway.”

He smiled, he knew you would, and he hoped dearly that he would.

Jemma smiled, glad you were starting to heal.

Now though, without knowing, it would be a while before you would see your friends again fully...

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