#the twist is necessary

[avephelis]

reubenisms. skullslayce worst brother award. problematic fave.

#love price forever fascinated by him need to hit him with a car #jrwi #jrwi riptide #reuben price #jrwi chip #captain price #avepharts #riptide is like “this is chip's older brother he is abusive and generally a terrible person” and i go okay. why is he cunty though. #tw bruises #tw blood #<- these tags would not be necessary were i not twisted and sick in the head but i am and i don't want anybody getting triggered #meme redraw

[canisalbus]

To me, Machete kind of has the energy of a secondary villain/coldhearted side character in someone else's story that a lot of fans latch onto, moreso than the protagonist. Question is, would he be the villain in anyone's story?

Why, thank you! I'm actually glad to hear he gives off that vibe. I don't think he set out to become a villain but a lot of people certainly view him as one.

#in the 16th century canon he starts out as an introverted but sincerely well meaning guy that never quite manages to find his social niche #he was a sensitive kid and when subjected to enough pressure #his insecurity fearfulness and powerlessness mutate into distrust resentment aggression suffocating repression and self-restraint #I don't think he's a bad person in fact he consistently tries very hard to do the right thing #do his job properly avoid letting people down and get through life with a sense of dignity #but he is supposed to come across kind of cold impersonable and difficult to be around if you don't know him personally (and very few do) #people can sense there's something wrong with him and are put off by it #Vatican is a nest of vipers and as the stakes rise he retreats deeper into his coldblooded untouchable work persona #he has no choice but to start lying scheming blackmailing and eliminating his enemies #in order to maintain his position keep Vasco safe their relationship under wraps and his own head above water #essentially playing by the same rules everyone else in the holy see has been playing with for centuries #eventually he loses his spot as the secretary of state and is manipulated/forced to take on a role in the roman inquisition #and if people were sort of iffy about him before being the authority overseeing trials torture excommunications and executions doesn't help #and since he has so few allies and such an infamous reputation he's an easy target for scapegoating whenever necessary #towards the end it dawns on him that he's become the kind of twisted cruel corrupt person he used to fear and despise #and the guilt moral injury and abject self-loathing had largely sapped him of his will to live by the time the final assassin gets him #answered #anonymous #Machete #Vaschete lore #he thought his dream of priesthood would make him a better person more worthy of admiration safety and love but he climbed too high #and got roped up in the dangerous games that take place under god's nose and slowly got strangled to death

[egophiliac]

Can we see the top a Jamil’s hat? Where does it stop?

Jamil's hat has breached containment, this is not a drill, everybody run

#art #twisted wonderland #glorious masquerade #does it...does it really count if it's just the top of a hat #i apologize to everyone in the tag but we needed to solve this mystery #(i hope it's okay to post this publicly! some closure felt necessary)

[nuzzle]

normies that say “the intrusive thoughts won 🤪” in reaction to some perfectly socially acceptable and mildly quirky situation would have me not only institutionalized but locked behind a series of doors and perhaps thrown into an inescapable labyrinth with the minotaur never again to be seen by the world if they knew what my ocd made me think

#seeing people saying this about dying their hair or getting a haircut is like. Are you serious #hate that wretched emoji but it was necessary for characterization #and not trying to be all ‘Welcome To My Twisted Mind’ by saying this but it’s insulting inappropriate and harmful to misuse a term #that genuinely mentally ill people identify with and use to describe a symptom of ocd that they struggle deeply with #far too many people need to be educated on the difference between impulsive and intrusive thoughts #ocd #intrusive thoughts

[fadeintoyou1993]

i can't let go when something's broken it's all i know and it's all i want now — sun bleached flies by ethel cain

songs from my nancy playlist

#strangerthingsedit #nancywheeleredit #nancy wheeler #stranger things #tuserdee #usertrinity #userlanie #userrachel #userjacko #tuserrobin #userlindsay #userbecca #usermorgan #nancy's playlist #gif #mine #ehhh....................... #anyways my best girl . #feel like i need 2 elaborate that the lyric thats how my daddy raised me works for nancy in the way that ted is an absent father #in the way that if it werent for karen trying to be a good mother nancy might as well be taking care of her own self which. she kind of is #considering karen doesnt know half the shit that nancy has gone thru #idk! feel like was necessary to make that point lets not get this twisted! #ted wheeler has not taught nancy anything! barely raised her!

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

While I recognise that the boy and the heron is making deeply nuanced and complex statements I personally refuse to be sympathetic towards the greatuncle because he did that to the pelicans and I am on the side of the pelicans.

#tbath #the boy and the heron #the boy and the heron spoilers #I've been reading takes on it and very few people seem to be talking about my main impression of that world #which is throughout that something was Very Very Wrong #because things which should not be in it had been brought in and twisted #and that's the act of. if not a malicious creator. at least an ignorant one #for me the destruction of the world wasn't a tragic destruction of something beautiful. it was a necessary destruction of something Wrong

[twst-mer]

playing with savanaclaw manga style

#jack howl #savanaclaw #twst #twisted wonderland #episode of savanaclaw #savanaclaw npc #fave npc chara design so far #based on style by oda suzuka #i left some of my guidelines in honestly because if it makes people realize how easy it is to draw this npc and jack #then i'd love to see people draw them more #its not necessary but i like drawing the head shape #putting head and ears and hair on different layers #so i can place and move the ears around #layer mask to erase overlap #twitter crosspost

[hgduo]

Cat hybrids twins headcanon is my favorite not only because cats are super cute and awesome but also because I adore the mental image of them purring in satisfaction or joy while threatening or killing people

#oibagi #cellbit #gemeos do misterio #qsmp #mystery twins qsmp #something about a normally comforting sound of a cats purr being twisted into something menacing is neat to me- adds to the horror in a way #cats are just some of the animals of all time really #I think both of them would be good at controlling and holding back their purring when necessary but #once the situation allows it they'd purr openly and revel in the victory or as an added taunt to their cornered target <3 #idk- just a very fun mental image to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[r-aindr0p]

Book 7 is comming soon but I’m mentally stuck in Fleur city still… (and I havent started book 6 yet out of cowardice)

So yeah, new lil guy at noble bell college, got carried away and added unnecessary siblings, I really love doing chara design hhhhh

The Nostradamus family comes from a long line of bell founders and are still smelting to this day.

Aimé’s unique magic skill is a bit like Kalim’s. Useful in specific circumstances only, and for Aimé’s it is in smelting. Although he could brobably do like the dwarves did against the dragon in the second hobbit movie…

#twisted wonderland #twst oc #noble bell college #haters will say he summons piss #Casually repairing the bells form the other students uniforms when necessary #hes a bit salty that he isnt the bell ringer of NBC but its alright he still gets to talk to the gargoyles

[midnightmah07]

Some platonic relationships with my OCs🤲🏻

#artists on tumblr #oc x canon #fanart #twisted wonderland #twst #sketch #twisted wonderland oc #twisted wonderland yuu #twst yuu #azul ashengrotto #twst azul #kalim twisted wonderland #twst kalim #kalim al asim #💙! jeanne #💙! daisy #pierre doesn't deserve a tag #/j #i just don't focus on him so #I don't think it's necessary #💙! mah's art

[jangmi-latte]

IT'S GETTING TIGHTER AND TIGHTER.

#twisted wonderland #twst #rook hunt #pomefiore #WERE THE GLOVES NECESSARY #IT JUST MAKES HIS HAND LOOK SO DAMN BIG

[nem0-nee]

𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐃.

bskfsfksfs Overblot Mayuu concept... Inspired by a certain titan with a monstrous appetite?! Yeah, don't eat blotted magestones kids-

A certain housewarden is FUCKED (iykyk)

I just needed to get this idea out of my system, might render when I'm feeling ambitious

#twst oc #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twisted wonderland #twst overblot #twst yuu #twst mc #kairyn saint #mayuu #my art heh #[incoming ramble ->] #did i really decide to do this over my art project? y e s #why? because I am in misery /j #BUT REALLY- OB MAYUU HAS BEEN ROTTING IN MY BRAIN FOR WEEKS #yuus can't OB because they're magicless... but mayuu? girl... that's a part of the kyuu special #all heroes...are bound to become the villain (ow edge) #it just happens that when you try to prevent every necessary disaster to the plot... you make things harder for yourself later- #she'll be fine (not really) #anyway back to the drawing board i go o-(-(

[egophiliac]

who is the person searching if vil is real or a deepfake i have to know

honestly, I think it's funniest if most of the characters have done it at some point. even the ones who know better. they just heard a rumor somewhere and they have to be absolutely sure.

(though personally, I've decided that specific search was by Grum using the wifi during the VDC. he strikes me as someone who would be into weird conspiracy theories.)

#art #twisted wonderland #are we still tagging for 5 spoilers? i'll add them if it seems necessary #neige keeps adding filters to the browser but somehow grum keeps going down these rabbit holes anyway #he's under like five parental locks. how is he doing this.

[curiositeath]

okay so my Thing about “Robin 2: Batman’s Greatest Failure” is that both jason and bruce believe that they themselves are individually the failure in the equation

Jason: Robin 2 is Batman’s Greatest Failure (because I died)

Bruce: Robin 2 is Batman’s Greatest Failure (because I couldn’t save my son)

#tagged: unreliable narrators #they make me Insane okay like Properly Bonkers Absolutely Mental Totally Around The Twist #bee thinks about jason todd [blender noises] #bruce and jason #the tragedy of fathers and sons #“sometimes robin two dies’’ #[prolonged screaming] #jason todd #batman #to be extremely clear: these are my knife thoughts not actual meta lol #do not come here for meta i'm only interested in the sads #aka the necessary socmed disclaimers so people don't get Weird and disk horsey lol

[zero-is-nebulous]

Uuuh here's my art dump for the reverse omens au I made

I can't remember which artist came up with the moth demon Aziraphale but credit goes to them, I just liked it and decided to run with it (I'll see If I can find them to drop a name sometime l8r)

Text ver under the cut

Aziraphale - really a quite terrible demon (original temptor)

Moth broach

Walking stick

Same outfit p much

Hair pattern silly

Majic man style coat

Eyes...

Moth antenna

Raphael - bored Archangel, human expert and healer (Crowley)

Outcast Archangel

Azi's pocket watch

Moth pendant

Devious smirk

How 2 draw skinny jeans?

Shoes...

Snake tattoo

(Text pages at the end, typed out below)

The story goes like this...

Aziraphale, thinking that keeping the diffrent between right/wrong from life is silly. He believes it's the right thing to do to introduce it to the humans. He is past looking to the all-mighty for morality, and really just does what he thinks is right. He disguises himself as an angel to offer the fruit to Adam + eve, and then discorporates the angel of the Eastern gate (unnamed angel, soon to be demoted for being bested so easily) to give the humans their flaming sword. He watches them go from the top of the Eastern gate, now non-disguised

Archangel Raphael is bored, hating how heaven is run but not wanting to ask questions after the fall of their last 'example'. He loves his stars, and wishes the world would be as interesting as them. He often visits the garden, so he sees Aziraphale on the wall and, bored, goes to be nosey

Crowley: the principality for this post taking a break?

Aziraphale: looks it, doesn't it? Whoever they were, they did quite an awful job. The humans are already a mile beyond the wall. Perhaps heaven is doing it all wrong then, hm?

It turns out, demons are quite talkative. And interesting

Crowley: hm, so you're saying you don't know what happened here?

Aziraphale: not a single clue. I suppose that's to be expected though, no?

Crowley: oh? What makes you say that?

Aziraphale: well, it's as she said. I'm not quite meant to ask questions. Her plan is ineffable, after all

Crowley: ineffable?

Aziraphale: quite. Silly, isn't it?

Crowley: I never said a thing, uh,

Aziraphale: Aziraphale

Crowley: Aziraphale

Crowley: how tf did u get captured by the Spanish inquisition?

(Dressed 2 the nines)

Crowley: I'm gonna myrical u outa this bc I have a heavenly duty but let it be known I think you're one of the dumbest motherfuckers I have ever met

Aziraphale: teehee

(No longer a fashion icon)

Crowley: dramatic ass demon

Sorry this is so terribly layed out tumblr kept changing it after I posted

#🌩nebulous' art🌒 #wanted to make it so they were still themselves #just with a lil twist #also dont @ me i couldnt find the spanish inquisition scene to ref their outfits so its off the top of my head #also Crowley changes his name to Crowley later in this story #same change as before just instear of Crawley to Crowley its Raphael to Crowley #oh and its used mostly as an Alias #the other archangels dont use it #instead of anthony j crowley hes anthony r crowley #theres a lot more i wanna explain abt this au but im gonna just make more posts abt it instead of tryna get it all out in one go #alr necessary tag time #good omens #good omens au #reverse omens #swapped omens #swapped au #reverse au #demon aziraphale #angel crowley #good omens season 2 #kind of #good omens minisode #like refrences #eden #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #Raphael #raphael crowley #first rain scene #ive been doing too much analysis and thats p much why this exists

[suntails]

MALLEUS DAY!!!! SO so happy to have made time to participate in this, huge thanks to @/humbuns, the absolute Legend, for organizing this :D haven’t drawn flowers in like. years. but i gave him some heliotropes for his special day

#flowersformalleus #heliotropes tend to be interpreted to mean 'endless' or 'eternal' love and this mans will be loving us for all time. its true #malleus is so ridiculously impossible to draw but i had to. it was necessary #kissng him proposing holding his hands #twst #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #teehee happy bday to the legend and ty again sal ur a real one <3 #suntails