#the whole family is ND

[beaulesbian]

After dinner, I want you to pick out your toys for the yard sale. Two boxes' worth.

#mike wheeler #karen wheeler #ted wheeler #stranger things #stedit #strangerthingsedit #st s2 #2x01 #mikewheeleredit #mine #gif:st #im rewatching some stuff and realized i never giffed this whole scene which i love for multiple reasons #the toys as being mikes childhood taken away #(and later that difference between him and will and their respective views on toys d/nd and growing up) #the not-communication with nancy and even the whole family issues #the first and only mention and mike's reaction of the almost-quarry-jump in s1 #and ofc the 'strike 20' whatever it means here as a metaphor and maybe foreshadowing for s5 and nat20? *eye emoji* #plus also mike 'plagiarizing an essay' which relates to everything he did in s4 where he borrowed words from different ppl and moments #byler #<kinda you know.

[needylittlegirl]

might go to monterey bay aquarium this summer . feeling Insane

#me nd my bestest friend in fhe whole world are finally planning a trip to meet up!! #and shes from cali and has always wanted to take me everywhere #AND her family would pay for a lot of travel expenses just cause its her coming home #ohh i feel so insane im so in love with her i want to meet her finally and going there would be SO fun #we want to meet in the middle then go to ca together #im so crazy nervous cause like what if things dont translate well from online to irl but but #ive known her for four years we’ve talked about living together i think we can make it work #tbd

[silenthillbunni]

noooo >.<

#ofc my family's having my fav food for dinner today 🥴🥴 #homebaked pita.. chicken.. greek yoghurt w garlic.. feta.. lettuce.. tomato.. cucumber... #i want that soooooooo bad im abt to kms #lol also i think the whole thing abt not being able to eat normally nd sometimes not at all is making me SO cranky #im in suuuuch a bad nd irritable mood 24/7 bc i need sufficent food #the times i feel the best nd like i can actually combat life is after i've had chickpea curry w rice !! :o i feel like a whole new person th #so yeah anyway not being able to eat month after month is putting me in such a horrible awful mood

[emiliemaria]

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#everyday I wonder if there are other people like me who are doing absolutely nothing to help themselves #like #i have almost only nd a'd depressed friends and family #but they all do something to help hem go through it #like they don't let it spoil their whole life #whil i've been waiting since my teen years for things to be better on their own #while* #like I'm living this way because I don't do anything lmao #this is all my fault like I don't have any goal in life it's actually crazy #i could end it all because it wouldn't change a thing #but I'm procrastinating it too because that's all i'm good at #waiting #until death i guess #but don't worry guys i'm still trying to find positive stuff in my daily life so i don't jump in front of a train #like yeah nice i read this fic that will be updated weekly so I can't go before finishing it #or wow i still have so many books to read #and things to draw #and food to taste

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Cluemaster: Hey, bro, I know I never call...

Kiteman: You did drunk call me that one time.

Cluemaster: I already said I was sorry for spreading around that you were in love with your kite and calling you to brag about it. As you said I was hella drunk and angry your weird ass podcast somehow now has the same level of fans as my old gameshow. Who the fuck cares that much about kites? Or C list vilany?

Kiteman: Did you just call to remind me why I hate you?

Cluemaster: Of course not, Chucky boy, your my favorite lil bro.

Kiteman: Arthur... I'm your only brother.

Cluemaster: Yeah? You're still my favorite.

Kiteman: Okay. Fine. What do you want?

Cluemaster: You're good with kids right?

Kiteman: Oh do you want me to babysit little Steph? I haven't see her since she was a baby! That'll be soo much fun!

Cluemaster: Oh, no, no. She is too old for a babysitter. I kindda called 'cause I need your advice.

Kiteman: Sure. Go on.

Cluemaster: How would you stop a prank war between your teen daugther and your bussiness partner that happens to be living at your house?

Kiteman: Woah. Define prank war?

Cluemaster: Like they just being annoying with each other... like non-stop Shrek music and painting one of her walls green?

Kiteman: Are you working with a child, Artie?

Cluemaster: No. Childrem are not really good at puzzle robberies.

Kiteman: So who the hell is in a prank war with your fourteen year old daugther? Is it that Polka Dot weirdo?

Cluemaster: ... Riddler.

Kiteman: Be honest, Arthur.

Cluemaster: I am!

Kiteman: Why the fuck would he work with you? Didn't he like was brought on to one of your trials and tried to sue you for being a copycat?

Cluemaster: No idea. I don't really remember all my trials.

Kiteman: Fair. Still isn't he like an actual treat? Like Batman actually tries to be always involved in his crimes instead of just sending a Robin or a cop kindda treat? Or hangs out with Cooblepot and Harley Quinn and fucking Catwoman and even Scarecrow and Joker kindda treat?

Cluemaster: Yes, so what?

Kiteman: He is waaay above your league. How the fuck do you got him to work with you?

Cluemaster: He is working for me because he recognizes my genius.

Kiteman: *sarcasm* Yeah, sure. At least it explains why I've been hearing that your plans don't totally suck anymore.

Cluemaster: Will you help me or not?

Kiteman: Anything for little Steph. But seriusly bro, the guy is a mentally instable killer, he is real Arkham loonie, A-lister and all this shit are you sure is safe to have him living with you? Specially if he and Stephanie are fighting!? She is just a kid! What if this prank war thing escalates and next thing she is in saw type death trap or something?

Cluemaster: Well than help me not to! I can't just kick him out, do you know how much I've been proffiting later?

Kiteman: And also he is an instable killer that used to hate you and wouldn't react well to being kicked out?

Cluemaster: Yeah, this too. Look I think you're overestimating the guy. He is smart and all and he can take a punch but I could take him out real easy in a one on one. He screamed like a little girl when he found a roach in the kitchem. I think I'll be fine.

Kiteman: Sure, you do you.... Maybe.... you could just.... help them find something they have in common? A TV show they like or something. It used yo work with us. They will bond over the thing and forget they hate each other for a bit.

Cluemaster: See was it that hard to help me?

*Chuck hangs up*

[Three months later]

Cluemaster: Chuck! I need help!

Kiteman: Can you call in another time? I'm bowlling with the guys, Calendar Man and Condiment King cannot win a second time, one weird rap about their love conquering all was ENOUGHT.

Cluemaster: Is about the whole prank war between Nygma and Stephanie thing.

Kiteman: Oh. So I guess my advice didn't work.

Cluemaster: No, no, it did. It worked way to well actually.

Kiteman: *worried* That sounds bad.

Cluemaster: Yeah... it happened that the thing they had in common was that they really hate me.

#this might be the start of a brown family au #because i have a lot of feelings about them #for me kiteman is actually a pretty chill down to earth guy besides the whole kite crimes thing #and instead of the tragic backstory were his kid died in the dumbest riddler plan ever #he just always wanted to have a family but he is too akward and has some nd coding and didn't had the chance yet #so he wants to bond with steph because she is his niece and all #but he and arthur don't have a good or stable relationship and he haven't been there for steph and she doesn't even know about him #so he is just afraid of talking to her #he and arthur started fighting because their parents divorced when they were 13/15 and they stayed with different parents #also while i preffer charlie a lot Cluemaster is a B Lister here while Kiteman is a C/D Lister #Kiteman is friends with all Gotham C-listers with the exception of Polka Dot Man because they just don't hang in the same places #they have some misinformation about each other and think the other is a freak but they would be pals if they meet #cluemaster hangs with b listers and non gothamite c listers #chuck actually got relieved after the last bit cause he imagine grooming or steph becaming a killer or smt real bad #he actually likes Riddler a bit after that because sibbling rivalry and because he is starting to realize Arthur is a shitty dad #Eddie did try to sue Arthur in Arthur's first trial #he was called to testimony why Arthur shouldn't go to Arkham and it was when he discovered that you can't copyright a criminal mo #it was also his first time on trial cause some rogues are considered unfit to stand trial and he is one of them #riddler #edward nygma #stephanie brown #arthur brown #cluemaster #kiteman #chuck brown #cheatday is @sillymanwithocs ship I'm just borowing it

[1spooky-dad]

Extended family is so funny to me, like here's some people you don't know. Treat them with respect cause they married someone with a tiny bit of your DNA. But also if you don't like them don't worry cause chances are you won't see them all that often. I really didn't like the people who my dad's parents married after they got divorced (long before i was born) so i never considered them grandpa/grandma. Its grandma and granpa, and the people who they're living with who i have to put up with when i visit. BUT my cousin who is dating a guy who participates in Scottish highland games? Who can open a beer bottle by sticking the cap in the flesh of his arm and flexing? The only person who used my pronouns during a family reunion, which was also the first time i had ever met him? That guy is my cousin. He's my favorite cousin, in fact. No, he hasn't married into the family yet, but he's my favorite cousin. He will continue to be so even if they break up.

#maybe ive taken the whole found family trope too far #but i dont care #tbf my step grandpa has nearly killed me before #and traumatized me by killing animals right in front of me #fuck you Charles #plus when my grandparents died both their partners fucked off and never spoke to us except to fight over wills #meanwhile darrel the cousins bf is like ia youth worker or smthn and so is very considerate and knows how to interact with queer and nd ppl #in this house we love snd appreciate darrel

[the-king-of-lemons]

i need to bring back my dood-les for sdmp bro... so many funny bits i could horribly recreate in mspaint

#dash bc the tag i use for my shitty mspaint art is le dood (i mean its also my gen ''my art'' tag lol) #the one i rlly wanma do rn is connor dramatically revealing that banksy was him all along to schlatt #while schlatt just goes ''yeah connor.. i know... i knew the whole time...'' #like an exasperated older brother or smth lmaooo (wish this didnt have the Connotations of family dynamic...) #(thoae guys did some shit in that cuck shed) #and i also wanna draw some jaswsh bits hes funny #been watchin him md altrive on and off for likea year and a half now ithink? #something w berd could also be funny bc i bet i could draw his sona #yeah idk idk i gotta watch more voda my main guys (connor nd jawsh) dont fucking talk to people #been meanin to watch hunters stuff but idk if i could do the dog justice #yeau idk im tired i havent been studying lol #lemons laments

[crocsfroggo]

also I'm weak on found family troupe and shapeshifter characters are my favorite type of character so yeah nimona definitely is for me

#ND and the whole crew made such an awesome work #this is definitely one of my favorite cartoons in this year #the truth is that i want to have nimona's powers and be ball's son #found family #nimona #nimona movie #nd stevenson

[mayor-david-prentiss]

im sorry why is everyone talking abt Bal nd Nimona like they're a father child duo? they're literally just friends 😒 nimona isn't some baby who needs to be 'adopted' or some shit, cman...

#nimona #is it bc she's short nd sometimes reverts to her 'child' look when her trauma is triggered #that doesn't make her a child or bal's daughter... #one of their first scenes is her making fun of him for assuming she's a child #half the movie is spent on him finally seeing her for the whole autonomous being she is and a serious companion and friend #tired of ppl shoving random folks who r just friends into nuclear family roles when they don't fit them at all

[yay-depression]

the repressed neurodivergent experience of thinking “no one will ever love me with all of my neurodivergency the way i love them with their neurotypical-ness.”

#me my whole life: got made fun of for exhibiting ND traits among other stuff #me in middle school: well if i simply pretend i am neurotypical people will stop disliking me for being ND #spoiler alert: i was not very good at faking neurotypical-ness #me now: very very good at faking being neurotypical to the point that i am perceived as having very few distinguishable traits #my family my entire life: you are weird (aka neurodivergent) stop being weird #my family my entire life: if i simply do the thing that my child hates maybe they will grow out of hating it #another spoiler alert: no the FUCK i did not #tldr my entire life i’ve essentially suppressed most of myself to make the people i love comfortable bc that’s what they wanted from me #and in response they routinely ignore some of my most important boundaries and still try to act like they’re helping me #my therapist keeps telling me that one day i’ll get a family even if it’s found family #because sometimes found family is the best kind of family #but no one i’ve met is willing to actually put up with who i am as a person and not abandon me #every non-familial person in my life anytime i’ve shared deeply personal things with them: nope no thank you goodbye #and the deeply personal things were always just like ‘i’m actually pretty insecure in friendships and i feel deeply lonely’ #it wasn’t even traumadumping bc they always seemed fine with that!! bonding over shared trauma was like a group activity #and then anytime i was like ‘hey could i maybe get some validate that y’all don’t hate me?’ everyone would be like #no. why would you need that we never said we hated you stop being over dramatic #my dad pulled that last one all the time!! except he added the ‘how could you even think i hate you when i’ve been nothing but good to you!’ #come to think of it my friends did a lot of that too actually #anyways i have a core belief that i’m actually just unloveable and people just tolerate me and it’s been confirmed repeatedly

[twowink]

hey. hokumao cinderella. btw.

#.txt #enstarsposting #thinking abt prince hokke nd trickstar in like a ton of ways. ... egads the trickstar brainrot has been strong recently and i am weak . #specifically i remember seeing an au where baru was training for the royal guard and hated the royal family but #objectively the funniest thing to me abt that is like. subaru voice. 'fuck the crown!!!' -> 'Fuck the crown.' #but cinderella is good ... i like the idea of the model bros being from a neighboring kingdomt oo maybe ... idk #i had a whole prsk au but theyr 20 vs 50 sooo . idk #prince hokke is nonnegotiable tho her girlprinceness is very important to me #amia.txt

[halinski]

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#my sis' bf: can you believe weve been tgthr for 2 years? #(on and off mind you) #me: no #him: yesterday was the anniversary #my sister: she doesnt really care dude #him: just a little fun fact #her: its only a fun fact if you find it interesting #him: its fun to ME #me the whole time: ... #am i suppposed to be reacting differently? #im fucking tired yo #tired of people and humanity and this house and this family and interpersonal #i truly dont care about their relationship #its THEIRS #not mine #and im not that close to him so #im feeling a bit pressure now after like theyre unhappy with me but that was my genuine (possibly nd aroace reaction??) #ignore me

[meltamorphosis]

living vicariously through crazy:b by imaginging them having a braai

#melty rambles #enstarsposting #its been soooo long since my family last had a braai #mainly bc my brothers are all scattered #nd my mom cant drive anymore #nd we dont really have a place to gather at anymore (we used to do it at grans house but shes in a care home now nd her house was sold) #but i love braais even if its socially exhausting ... just a whole day of chillign and eating the most banger meat youve ever had #i think my family overcooks the boerewors a bit though #i know niki my babygirl wouldnt tho . hed make the most banger boerewors rolls

[girlwithfish]

i only had two friends in hs and thats a lot but it was for under two yrs and then i talked to no one for the restof hs after i moved. i dont understand people who can be in big friend groups it seems a little exhausting but nice if theres no drama and such. i think id like a small friend group but i made no friends at college 😭 i also barely had friends in middle school. i think its just been hard for me to make friends in general and maybe that makes me a loser but im pretty content w isolating myself as an adult and adult friendships are harder to find. i could have tried harder at the hs i finished hs at but i spent 3-4 yr just being alone and listening to music and going to class and talking to no one

#i talked to one person in passing at my hs graduation when everyone was taking photos w huge groups of friends. i guess i just dont under #understand how that stuff works how do people function in huge groups and maintain an identity and value in a big group i feel id get lost #and be ignored #this isnt meant to be edgy i just am pondering. im also not going to my college graduation i really hate big organized events out of anxiet #anxiety #ik my parents will want me to but i dont see a point. im proud im finishing college soon hopefully if i dont fuck up my last semesters but #i had such a bad experience at my hs graduation not to still b annoyed but i spent over an hr looking for my family at the venue after #outside in like june heat and my whole family left besides my mom and i had no phone #bc my dress didnt have pockets so my mom had my phone and #i had to keep asking to use strangers phones to try to call my mom and i was very anxious shed be mad at me or annoyed #and idk #i have an aversion to graduations nd organized events in general. i will be relieved to just rest in the spring after #its all over and my bday is a week after my final semester ends #i hope i cN do something fun nd that i want to do next yr if i make it to my bday. i really want to go to the zoo or go on a small trip #somewhere or just do something i dont normally do like a small outing or go to a nice restaurant w just me n my bf or go to an exhibit or #idk

[bobmckenzie]

every time I think about the backstory I made up for Danny and Becky's mom I have to laugh... the hoops I went through just so I could say they weren't in love with each other... 💀💀💀

#made up some convoluted ass misunderstanding-leads-to-a drunken-one-night-stand-pregnancy storyline FOR WHY #because i want to be his first love 🙄🙄🙄😮‍💨 #IN MY DEFENSE the movie already paints her in a bad light i mean she straight up LEFT her daughter #presumably for another family by the way becky describes it #i don't get the impression that she visits/calls or is in their lives at all anymore. idk if that's what the writers intended #but it sure seems that way #caitiechat #story here for anyone who cares bc i like sharing lore LOL: #basically kevin invites danny to a football party to try to make up for a big fight they had. #probably like the anniversary of his championship game or when he got his heisman trophy. anyway danny's been down on his luck lately and #gets drunk for the first time in his life and is introduced to becky's future mom. who drunkenly assumes that if he's an o'shea he must be #KEVIN oshea. so she comes onto him thinking he's a big football star and he doesn't know thats what she thinks so he goes along with it #bc he's drunk and depressed and just wants to feel something. afterwards she's introduced to Kevin and realizes her mistake and Danny #realizes what she thought. which is just another slap in the face. he tries to forget abt the whole thing but three months later #she tracks him down bc she is preggers with Becky 😶‍🌫️ so they try to co-parent but after 4 years or so she calls it quits #and Danny raises Becky as a single father for 7ish more years nd thats when my s/i comes into the picture 🤡👍🏻 #and ofc in this universe patty doesn't exist LOL don't get me wrong i like her but this is my AU babe 🧘🏻 i am the romantic interest now #sorry creators of little giants for not being normal about your movie <3 #urbaenia

[time-is-an-allusion]

self-shippers with ESAs: imagine you and your f/o are traveling somewhere where you can’t take your ESA (as in, it would be physically dangerous for the animal or you wouldn’t be able to care for it properly on your travels), so the night before you leave, your f/o gets you a plush version of your animal that you can keep with you until you come back home to your real animal.

#txt #selfship #self ship #selfshipping #fictional other #disabled imagines #nd imagines #disabled si #nd si #romantic self ship #platonic self ship #familial self ship #queerplatonic self ship #so i'm living with my parents rn (this is a perfectly good arrangement dw) #but they have cats and my esa is a hamster and the house is too small for there to be anywhere safe to put him #where the cats can't get him #(he's living at my brother's house rn i'm in between living situations it's a whole thing) #and mom gOT ME A STUFFED HAMSTER LAST NIGHT IT'S THE SAME SIZE AS THE REAL ONE #I CAN HOLD IT UP TO MY FACE LIKE I DO THE REAL HAMSTER #and then later i realized that if i went on Space Adventures with ford then i wouldn't be able to bring the hamster with me #So Yeah #imagines #comfort imagines #my imagines