#therunawaykind

[family-house-of-m]

this is not oaks. this is danni.

@therunawaykind

I think someone is trying and failing to stealing your identity

#the child oaks #therunawaykind #ask

[8bitscarlet]

you know what? it’s time :)

MERRY CHRISTMAS 8BIT! im sending this late in the day, so idk if you’ll see it on the day of, but that’s okay! also i couldn’t decide which one i liked best so you get both :)

and yes, it’s me, your youngest child and little 🐝 anon! i figured it was time to reveal myself to my lovely parent <3 (and a few of my siblings had caught on to me lol love you @alexia-redacted and @cookiesimpt )

anyway you and @therunawaykind are wonderful and i wanted to say hello for real 🥰

- the not so anonymous 🐝 anon

ITS LIL BEE. LIL BEE NOW HAS A NAME

and now that that information has been found, they will now continued to be called Lil Bee 😂

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎆🎊

of the course the siblings found out, they’re born detectives

you are also wonderful lil bee and hello!

#lil 🐝 #therunawaykind #child three #child four #child five

[wndaswife]

Please write this my god I am going feral

i kind of really want to 👀👀 though i’d have to choose between power bottom wanda and top wanda… my brain small

but what i do know is that this is literally her:

#rae responds #anon #southern wanda #gif credit to elizabetholsens and therunawaykind

[writing-house-of-m]

Two Months, Too Long

Wanda Maximoff x Reader

Genre: Smut

Warnings: SEXUAL CONTENT - Minors DNI! R is AFAB but no pronouns used, swearing, fingering (W receiving), strap on sex (W receiving), hints at oral sex (W receiving), if there are any I have left out please let me know

Word count: 1878

Summary: You and Wanda make up for lost time

A/N: This is just... pure smut... Have fun reading and let me know what you think! If you saw me post this before - no you didn't 👀

T/N: malyshka - baby

Thank you @therunawaykind for the gif! 🖤

SEXUAL CONTENT - Minors DNI!

Wanda all but tackled you when you arrived back at the compound. You barely got to say 'hi' to the others waiting for your group's arrival. She pounced on you after you had barely taken a few steps off the quinjet.

She dragged you through the building with urgency. It had to be some kind of record for you to have made it to your room post-mission.

Before the door had even fully closed she pinned you against it, her lips on yours taking your breath away.

Admittedly this might have been a result of you sending some explicit messages to her during your flight back.

It didn't take long for you to reciprocate the kiss, picking her up and pressing her against the adjoining wall. You'd be lying to yourself if you said you weren't as desperate as Wanda at this moment, two months was a long time to be away from her.

With Wanda's legs wrapped around you, she wastes no time beginning to move her hips against you, your lips never slowing down, her hands in your hair pulling you impossibly close.

Heat was radiating off both of you wanting nothing more to be rid of your clothes. But there was no time for that, you needed to feel her.

Moving one arm further under Wanda to keep her up, the other moves to her front, hand finding the waistline of her shorts.

The warmth and wetness you find makes Wanda sigh and you groan, leaning your forehead against hers. She whimpers as your fingers run along her folds. You skip your usual teasing, and because you feel that she is ready, you push two fingers into her, a loud moan erupting from her throat.

"Oh, fuck," she whines, her warm breath blowing over your face.

You press a kiss to her lips then follow along her jawline to her ear. "You feel so fucking good," you say lowly, biting her ear lobe, never stopping the rhythm of your fingers.

Wanda arches her back when you find that sweet spot inside her. Her head is pressed heavily against the wall leaving her bare neck free for you, like a blank canvas ready to be decorated with different shapes and shades.

It doesn't take long for Wanda to reach her climax, squeezing around your fingers, nails scratching your scalp as she grips on to you, reaching her high.

You slow down your movements but don't ever stop, slowly pumping in and out of her. You pull back a little so you can look at her flushed face, "You got another one for me, baby? I know you do."

Wanda nods her head even though she knows it is a rhetorical question.

…

The two orgasms you got from her against the wall were just the beginning. They were even before either of you had removed any clothing.

Wanda is now under you on the bed, your strap already buried deep inside her.

The whole time since you had landed you haven't been more than a few inches apart, Wanda pulling you closer any time it seemed like you were going to step away from her.

She didn't let you remove your own clothing, she did it for you and was surprised when she found the harness already secured on you when she got to undressing your lower half.

You thought Wanda biting her lip smiling up at you would be the death of you. That was until she wrapped her lips around the toy to get it ready. Like it even needed it.

Your hips rut against her, getting as many sounds from her as you can. You are surprised the whole room isn't shaking with the way the bed is moving, the headboard hitting the wall rhythmically.

Wanda's fingers claw at your back and the nape of your neck as you kiss her, swallowing her whines. You move your lips down to her chest adding more marks to the ones you left there a few moments ago.

"I need more," she said breathlessly. She was close but needed a little nudge to reach her climax.

Wanda watches you with cinched eyebrows as you bring your thumb to your mouth to lubricate it. Her mouth falls agape when you press the digit to her clit, and when you rub tight circles around it she releases a deep moan.

Not stopping there you move your mouth to her breast, letting your tongue play with a hardened bud. It doesn't take long for her to fall over the edge after that.

You slow down but continue your movements to prolong her high and just watch her - eyes closed, mouth open in a silent scream, veins protruding from her neck as her body shakes with her release.

As Wanda's grip loosens, you make a move to pull out but she stops you, wrapping her legs around your waist, "Let me just feel you," she breathes out, still with her eyes closed in bliss.

You place soft kisses around her face - jaw, cheeks, nose and lips, then rest your forehead against hers once you are done. Your eyes focus on the rise and fall of her chest, catching her breath back.

Wanda loosely wraps her arms around your neck to bring you in to kiss you, languidly.

"I missed you so much, malyshka," she says, one hand cupping your cheek, her thumb rubbing your skin.

You hold her hand on your face, all your weight resting on your other arm, and kiss the palm of her hand then her wrist and finally her lips again.

Wanda's hips begin to move once more, making you smile into the kiss, your thrusts start up again to match her slow movements.

You pull away smirking, "And here I thought you were done for the night, princess."

"We have a whole two months to make up for," Wanda remarks, tightening her legs around you, "there is no way we're stopping yet," there it is again, that lip bite and smile.

You capture her lips once more, both of you desperate for the other. It is slow and sensual and leaves you both breathless.

This time when you pull away you move back onto your knees. Wanda misses your closeness instantly but can't question it when you get her to flip over.

Wanda presses back into you automatically, taking in the full length of the toy, wanting nothing more than for you to take her however you want. You hold her waist to still her, keeping her full. But you need to feel more of her against you, so you gather her hair and pull it around a fist, bringing her up so her back is flush against you.

You kiss her neck as you pull out slowly just to push all the way back into her. All Wanda can do is moan at the stretch.

She turns her head to kiss you messily.

With one arm around her waist to keep her upright you remove your hand from her hair to wrap around her body and squeeze a breast. In response she bites your lip hard. Both of you moaning at the sensations you are feeling.

As your hips move faster Wanda loses the rhythm. She can't keep herself upright and you can't hold her up any longer, so she falls forward. Giving you a clear view of the strap getting sucked back in by Wanda every time you pull out.

You bring your both hands to her hips, slamming into her, her mewls are muffled by the mattress. The strap has adjusted with all the movement and is also hitting you in just the right spot. Especially with the way Wanda is pressing herself back into you.

The sounds alone from Wanda could have been enough to make you cum, but now? You know you won't last long so you move one hand to Wanda's clit to bring her closer.

The closer you get the more uncoordinated your thrusts become. You fall forward against Wanda's back and place a kiss between her shoulder blades before resting your forehead there.

You manage to hold off long enough for Wanda to cum before you do. Shortly after, you let out a low grunt, while Wanda moans as your bodies twitch in climax. When the tension releases you fall limp on her.

Once you regain some energy you remove the toy slowly from Wanda, a little gasp escaping her lips. You take it off yourself, dropping it to the floor then move to lay beside Wanda pulling her to rest against your chest as wrap your arms around her.

Strands of hair are stuck to her sweaty forehead, so you brush them away before placing a soft kiss there. Your hand rubs up and down Wanda's back as she listens to your heartbeat slow down.

Wanda looks up at you, pressing a long kiss on your lips. When she pulls away she has a mischievous look in her eye and a smile on her face. "That was pretty good," she jests, slapping your chest twice making you laugh.

She moves over you to run her fingers through your hair making your eyes flutter shut. Her lips meet the underside of your jaw as she rests more comfortably on top of you so she can give you a neck that is covered in patches that matches hers. You let out heavy sighs when she gets to sensitive spots she knows the exact locations of.

When she has completed her masterpiece, she kisses your lips, once, twice and finally a third time before you open your eyes again. Her green eyes shining brighter than any starry night you witnessed in your time away.

"This was too long for you to be away from me. I'm going to talk to Steve and Nat so they make sure I'm with you for long trips or you're not gone longer than a day," Wanda pouts.

"Oh yeah? How are you going to convince them? I'm pretty sure this face only works with me," you say, poking her cheek with your finger.

"I can always bewitch them," Wanda says nonchalantly, smirking.

You laugh and roll Wanda over so you can hover on top of her. She cups your face, your bright grin never leaving, "You. Are going to get us into trouble one day," you say, kissing her.

When you make no effort in slowing down Wanda pushes you away by pressing against your chest, "What are you doing?" She questions.

"Did you really think I was done?" You reply with your own question.

Instead of giving her time to question you, you kiss her again and her hands move to your shoulders.

"Just relax baby," you whisper, as you move your lips lower.

You are always so infatuated by the way she reacts when you handle her - the hitch of her breath, her fingers flexing against your skin, the sighs she lets out into the air above her.

You kiss her neck, between her breasts and down her stomach.

Sure, Wanda missed you. But you missed her more -

"I still have to taste you."

It was going to be a long night - you had two whole months to make up for, after all.

#wanda maximoff #wanda x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff x y/n #wanda maximoff x you #wanda maximoff fanfic #wanda fanfic #wanda maximoff imagine #wanda imagine #wanda maximoff marvel #wanda maximoff smut #wanda smut #smut #scarlet witch x reader #scarlet witch #scarlet witch fanfic #scarlet witch imagine #scarlet witch smut #elizabeth olsen x reader #elizabeth olsen x y/n #elizabeth olsen fanfic #elizabeth olsen imagine #marvel #mcu reader insert #self insert fanfiction #fic #two months too long tag

[maximotts]

ᗢ 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦 𝑎 𝑤𝘩𝑖𝑙𝑒…

please respect that this is a sapphic 18+ blog, my content is not for minors so do not follow or interact if you are one. put your age in your bio or expect to be promptly blocked

· ─────── · · 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑

masterlist . rules (under construction) . claimed anons .

· ─────── · · ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑠𝑡 (𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑)

confessions of wanda maximoff . desires unspoken .

newest fic: firm hand, gentle touch

· ─────── · · 𝑚𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 (𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑠)

personal side . library . dark place .

· ─────── · · 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑠 (𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑠)

@wellsayhelloaagin . @kitmoas . @didujustcallmedumb . @belovaskitkat . @themidnightcrimson . @togrowoldinv . @wandasdolly . @wndalovebot . @caroldantops . @scarlettwlw . @mywitchy-assassin . @fragilepuppi . @radbearx . @maximoffwitch . @therunawaykind . @twilight-99-tm . @immortalityisbliss . @houseofwm . @wndaswife . @httpjupiterbby . @furys-eyepatch . @cantcontroltheirfear . @redvelvetnat . @red1culous .

#navigation #navigation post #maximotts #important things

[xxxtwilightaxelxxx]

WANDA X READER FANS ALERT!!

So, finally after a long time of wanting to, I've commissioned @lesbesapphic on a mega story that'll be a series with extras we gather since certain ideas wont fit into the series, and who knows what!! We've both been giving each other ideas back and forth, but when she heard my idea she pretty much went (well how I think in my head)

Don't wanna of course spoil anything since viv is writing it and also not telling me anything but I will say... all of wanda's outfits are based on Taylor Sloane ;)

And um... what I'll also say is....prepare to feel everything ;)

Tagging some writers to hopefully spread the word out :D

@cthulhus-curse

@themidnightcrimson

@maxislvt

@maximotts

@wndaswife

@therunawaykind

@temptationsbrew

@chelleztjs18

Viv said about tagging ppl closer to the time part 1 comes out so, I just want to get its notes lol

#marvel #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff x female reader #wanda maximoff imagine #xxxtwilightaxelxxx blogs

[togrowoldinv]

Yay!

Hey everyone! Today is the one year anniversary of the first fic I ever posted on here! It’s crazy to believe it’s been a year and it started with just a random time I went out on a limb and wrote something.

Thank you for every single like, comment, and especially reblog of my fics and other stuff I post! It means so so much to me.

I’m so thankful for the awesome people I’ve met along the way. I’ll be tagging some of y’all below, but again thank you to everyone I’ve interacted with even in a small way!

You’ve made a difference in my life! 💙

First off to my besties: @gracebutnotgraceful @i-wished-for-you-too Thank you for encouraging me to start posting my fics! Couldn’t do this without y’all!

And to @wandasbb thanks for being my best internet pal! Love you lots!

To everyone who deals with my day to day randomness: I love talking to all of you! Sending love to each of y’all! @didntalwayslookthisrough @maximotts @tastetherambeau @lilaloubear @kitmoas @crescent-witch @sidneyishere @a-real-fucking-legacy @furys-eyepatch @wndnat @thatsimplepoet @scarlet-clarity @themidnightcrimson @innocentdxll @wandasobsession @wandasdolly @chelleztjs18 (if I missed anyone, just knock me out and I’ll fix this)

@maximoffwitch @flightplan-fox @romanoffscottage @vancityfire13 @alotofpockets @milfloverslut @lightupthemoon @tonystarksfavoritedaughter @jeyramarie @when-wolves-howl @mcu-romanoff @flosbelova @be-missed @natsfirecat @madamevirgo @slightly-smarter-nat @fxckmiup @imdoingsortagay @kassies-take @oncebit7 @red1culous @exhaustedfangirl @fanboygarcia @therunawaykind @romanoffsbish and all my other mutuals!

#chloe’s random thoughts #wow #thank y’all so much #natasha romanoff x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #florence pugh x reader #chris evans x reader #elizabeth olsen x reader #tom holland x reader #jennifer walters x reader #carol danvers x reader

[me-uglypretty]

Happy New Year!!! 🎆

2023 is quickly approaching, and to celebrate, and welcome the new beginnings why not highlight this years best offerings.

Make a list of ten of your favorite fics to have come out in 2022; offer up five of your own (give or take), and let the rest be from your fellow writers. 🥰

This is nice! I'm gonna add more than 5 cause all these stories emotionally affected me so thank you authors and i still probably missed a lot

favorite fics:

- A Heart Made Of Glass by @anki-of-beleriand

- Should've Told You by @messedupfan

- A Day Will Come When You Won’t Be by @vulpe-fox

- Mysterious Girl by @imagine-knowing-a-name

- Devil of My Word by @smalls-words

- One Too Many by @p0orbaby

- In Mourning by @romanoffsbish

- A Selfless Soul by @mostlymarvelsstuff

- Rulers of The Multiverse by @randomshyperson

- The Effect You Got on Me by @lightupthemoon

- The hangover by @vancityfire13

- I Said No by @fortuositywritings

- Mysterious Girl by @imagine-knowing-a-name

- Wish We Could Be Like That by @katethewritersblog

- Flatline by @tastetherambeau

- The Reaper's Keeper by @itshouldvebeenme30

- Don't Forget Me by @when-wolves-howl

- Accidentally On Purpose by @8bitscarlet

- with a smile by @kahitkunwari

- Kitty Love by @traveler-at-heart

- Closed Door, Open Hearts by @agoodfictitle

- Green Eyes by @therunawaykind

- The Proposal by @abimess

- ONLY PRETTY FACES by @mr-m-murdock

- Shop Girl by @stealth-kittyy

- Tiny Little Surprise by @yelenasdiary

mine:

- found home

- the killing and the pinning

- letters to your lover

- kiss me before you go

- for tonight only

#i got my eyes on some of yall for giving me painful flashbacks of your stories #me-uglypretty answers

[kitmoas]

I was the anon with the last mutual game, back with round two since you seem to talk to more people now! :) Some are the same, some are different!

Newest mutual

Person you talk to a lot but just realized you aren't mutuals

Mutual you want to talk to more

Mutuals that are basically your parents

Mutual you most admire

Your hype man?

Mutual that would surprise people that you talk to

Mutual you argue like siblings with but if anyone else would ever then there's an issue

Mutual who is heavily associated with only one thing (what is it?)

Mutual if you ever worked with on something you think your followers would implode

1. @therunawaykind is the newest ☺️

2. Uhh..I suck at following people back, but I talk to @inkblot-inc a lot

3. I also suck at answering people but I miss @tastetherambeau sooo sorry 😌

4. I have parents! @ladyylesbian and @loqov 😊 have family gcs and everything

5. @themidnightcrimson puts out QUALITY work on a legit schedule and never misses

6. …I dont think I have a hype man..but @8bitscarlet and @maximotts always are cute and send me nice things when I hate on myself 😌

7. Maybe @cthulhus-curse cause anons keep asking?

8. I don’t truly argue with anyone but I guess @emilyprentissslut is the closest?

9. Only one thing is hard but I guess rn is @radbearx and it’s tiny tower

10. I’ve never done any true co-work, not against it but I’ll just put who anons bring up; @scarlettwlw and @caroldantops (two of the best writers on this site :) )

You guys should do this so I don’t feel awkward and am doing it alone 😬

#is this a trend? #kit does trends? #if you don’t follow them. all of them. do it. #kit talks bout mutuals

[therunawaykind]

TheRunawayUpdates!

Hi Hello, all!

So it's been a hot minute. I told you all a few days ago that I would have an update/logistics post coming soon for you all....soo here is that post. I can't lie to any of you I have been putting this off massively for like 2 reasons.

I got distracted by playing God Of War and completing it 100% and in turn getting a platinum trophy on PlayStation because of it.

I literally have no idea what put this thought into my head...I'm probably overthinking. But I just feel like people are just gonna react in a not-so-nice way with what this post will include.

Below this cut, you will get the whole update, the whole shebang because I already know I'm gonna make this post unnecessarily long.

But anyways, as I may or may not have mentioned on here the last few weeks possibly the last month or two life has just been a bit messy and hectic which in turn caused the lack of fic posting by me (sorry bout that). Then I was away on holidays for like....3? 4? weeks where I was meant to be working on fics, I worked on 1 request that whole holiday and it still isn't done, because I realised I just needed the breakaway and time to rest my brain due to everything that was going on. So I enjoyed my time with my family.

But jumping now to the actual update. Life is about to get a whole lot busier again (in a good way this time...I think?)

This Wednesday, I have my graduation, ya girl is graduating. after 4 long annoying years in college. However, funny story actually some of you may remember I briefly mentioned last year in random instances probably something along the lines of "my last year of college, it's my last year of college" The fucking idiot genius scholar that I am for some godforsaken reason I am doing one more year in college doing my masters.

I realised halfway through writing this that it may have sounded like I was just leaving and packing up my bags from tumblr for good. That isn't the case, I do feel really bad though because I know I have so many WIPs promised and seemingly none of it is getting posted and at this stage.....all I can think is if they ever are going to get posted (they will, they will, I'll make sure of it and I'm sure others will)

So with that news...I am sorry to say yet again fics and everything will be coming out a hell of a lot slower. This doesn't need to be explained but I just wanna focus and do well in my masters which I hope you can all understand. I'll still be around posting randomly and sporadically whether that be fics or just random updates regarding myself or updates and new pictures of our dear Elizabeth Olsen

I hope and pray to whatever entity is out there that this news/update is received well from you all and that you all understand and you aren't too mad/upset with me when it comes to this.I also apologise for this ridiculously long post, I knew this was gonna happen but don't say I didn't warn you all because I did just before the cut!

I love you all, I hope you're all keeping well, safe, staying hydrated and just looking after yourselves and everyone else around you 💗

~therunawaykind 💗

#therunawayupdates #therunawaytalks #therunawaythoughts

[family-house-of-m]

Thank you @fandomnerd9602 for the tag!

🦇 Relationship Status: Single

⚰️ Favourite Colour: Black or Green

🦇 Song Stuck in my Head: Adele - Set Fire to the Rain

⚰️ Last Song I Listened to: Kali Uchis - Moonlight

🦇 Last Thing I Googled: Knock at the Cabin

⚰️ Dream Vacation: Japan

🦇 Anything I Want: Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

Tagging (no pressure): @mirrorballwn @cuinaminute229 @therunawaykind @veronika-y @druggedduck @nervous-queer @women-am-i-right

#tag game thingy #about me

[8bitscarlet]

Wait you have a wife? I thought you and kit were dating?

(i will be evoking dani through elizabeth reactions)

anon, you might’ve seen the tag 8BitKind going around. that’s mine and @therunawaykind “ship” name for our FRIENDSHIP.

i call her mah wife, to be dumb and annoying by copying this dumb and annoying man vvvv

and finally

when did i start dating someone??? @kitmoas you get that letter?

#anon ask #therunawaykind #kitmoas

[writing-house-of-m]

Bend & Snap

Wanda Maximoff x Reader

Genre: Fluff, Crack

Warnings: A few sexually suggestive scenes, nothing graphic

Word count: 3,065

Summary: Your date night with Wanda gets interrupted in the strangest way

A/N: This was a collaborative effort between @speciallysapphic , @therunawaykind and myself for a challenge set by @vancityfire13 . I thought it was fun and wanted to share. I hope you all enjoy reading 🙂

It had been a while since you and Wanda got a chance to spend some time together. So you agreed to a quiet date night in.

Sitting in front of the TV you were nearing the end of the movie you had picked out, dirty dishes placed on the small coffee table in front of the two of you as you snuggled on the sofa. It was your turn to choose a movie this time.

You both agreed that you would take turns choosing the movies you would watch on nights like this. Wanda always opted for classic movies you hadn't seen, while you picked 'iconic' movies Wanda would have missed because of her time through the war.

The night started with taking advantage of the empty compound, spending time cooking your dinner. Music filled the air as you danced around the kitchen together between cutting up vegetables and following Wanda's instructions.

You went along as best you could but not wanting to ruin your meal, you opted to follow her around like a puppy, completing little tasks you could see needed doing.

Throughout the movie Wanda tried to keep making moves to go further than cuddling. You stopped her wandering hands each time telling her to 'watch this part, it's funny' or ‘it’s coming to a good bit'.

She always found it endearing how you wanted to share the joy of watching movies together. It was one of the things she loved about you.

Now that the credits were about to roll Wanda seized the opportunity to pounce on you. She straddled your hips and began to desperately kiss you.

When air was needed she rested her forehead against yours, inhaling then letting out a breath, "I thought the movie was never going to end."

You furrow your eyebrows as you pull your head back to ask, "You didn't like it?"

Looking at your expression she can't help but find your pout cute, "I did like it, it was funny and definitely iconic," she answers.

Your face brightens but she continues as her hands move from around your neck down your body, "I just had something else on my mind," she says, biting her bottom lip and placing her hands under your shirt.

With your lips attached again, you waste no time in lifting her slightly to lay her on her back on the sofa and get comfortable on top of her.

Before you can even think about removing her shirt you hear the loud, excited voices of a few people approaching the seating area you were in.

You recognise the voices belonging to Steve and Thor. Even though you don’t hear them you know Scott and Vision will also be present because they were assigned on the same mission.

Feeling annoyed is an understatement because you really didn't think anyone would be back today. Before you get caught like a couple of school kids, the two of you sit up, fix your hair and clothes so you are presentable for your oncoming intruders.

As they enter the vicinity Scott notices the clutter of dishes and the movie credits rolling. The other men and the android turn their attention to you too once they are made aware of your presence when he asks, “You guys had a party without us?” His face, slightly sad.

But the question adds to your annoyance because intruding was one thing but him not realising he had walked in on your date was another. “Yeah, Scott. We had a party. Just the two of us.” You smile sarcastically at the man putting his helmet down on one of the empty sofas.

When he realises your tone he squints his eyes at you, “You know, it’s not your words that hurt, it’s the way you say them,” he says as if he is wounded. You roll your eyes and sit more comfortably, wrapping an arm around your girlfriend.

The ‘wounded’ man, getting over it quickly, asks, "What were you watching?"

Wanda leans into your embrace, "Legally Blonde," she replies for you, to avoid any cynical answers.

Scott's face lights up, "Oh, I love that movie. You really couldn't have waited for us to come back?"

You roll your eyes again and are about to say something but Steve is quicker, “Yeah, a relaxing movie would be nice after the 48 hours we just had," he states, joining the conversation.

Thor gets everyone's heads turning toward him as he walks closer to where the five of you are, beer in hand, “It was a long 48 hours indeed, but we were victorious in the end,” he smiles, proudly.

It’s silent for a moment before Scott speaks again, disregarding Thor’s comment and moving his gaze to Steve, "There's nothing relaxing about Elle Woods trying to get into Harvard, defying stereotypes, getting the man of her dreams back. On top of that she deals with sexism and her self-worth."

Thor, still with a bright smile on his face, says, "Ah yes, there is nothing more important than a woman getting the education she deserves."

To which Steve chuckles along with Wanda. You notice Vision standing on the side, looking like he is trying to compute the plot of the movie.

Scott, once again disregards Thor’s comment and continues, "It has so many iconic moments; 'What? Like it's hard?',” he quotes putting his hand on his hip as he pops it out for emphasis. "And using her hair care knowledge to her advantage! Who knew the girl would get caught because she got her hair done!"

Wanda giggles at the ant man’s enthusiasm while you sit there impassively watching him, still feeling a little irritated. You can’t help but wonder if you can sneak the two of you out while Scott has the attention of the room.

Your plan is foiled when Natasha, Sam, Bucky and Tony enter, the attention moving to them momentarily as they walk closer.

It really is a party now.

Nat raises an eyebrow assessing the crowd in the area, she smirks when she sees your displeased expression. You had already spoken to her about the fact you were finally going to get some alone time with Wanda - it was clear your time was cut short.

Everyone moves their heads in the direction of Scott as he gasps loudly, "The 'Bend and Snap'!” He exclaims, “How could I forget about the 'Bend and Snap'?!"

Steve, Thor, Vision and Bucky look at him confused, as Nat looks in your direction, “Legally Blonde?” She asks so you nod your head with Wanda nodding along, thinking the question was for her.

The new patrons to the room take seats in various places, when Vision questions, “The Bend and Snap?" You hear Sam laugh at the serious demeanour Vision has.

Nat stands with her arms crossed and everyone else listens from their seats as Scott explains, it's how Elle Woods gets a man's attention. Taking a couple of steps away from the couch he shows them how it's done.

Taking out a small disc from his pocket, he cautions everyone that it is safe. But from the look on the faces no one was worried to begin with.

The group have always been in agreement that Scott was the least worrying hero, the only reason he is on the team is because enemies don’t see him as much of a threat and that gives him the advantage to blindside them.

He’s about to start explaining when you all hear a commotion coming from the direction of the hanger. A moment later you all see the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy enter.

You let out an annoyed sigh watching them stampede their way to you greeting their comrades.

The red headed spy laughs at your exasperation, you can't help but wonder why everyone has chosen today of all days to show up.

When Peter asks what’s going on, he’s shushed and told to take a seat as they all sit and stand around joining the teaching moment.

When everyone is settled down, Scott continues, “First you need an item, it can be anything at all. You drop it,” he shows the item in his hand and drops it exaggeratedly, “Oh,” he giggles putting a hand to his mouth, his voice an octave higher, “Oops,” he smiles shyly, keeping up the act.

Returning to his normal voice, “Then you bend and reach for the item, like so,” he hinges forward at the waist, simultaneously sliding his hand down his leg, explaining the movement draws attention to the length of your legs.

“The whole point is to take your time, to keep the watcher on edge,” he wiggles his eyebrows and says this is the ‘bend’ portion of the manoeuvre.

“Once you have the item in hand, you quickly,” as he grabs the metallic disc he springs up positioning either hand to the sides of his chest, framing it while arching his back. Explaining this is the ‘snap’.

There is a round of applause mixed with some laughs as Scott bows to his audience.

Thor’s mouth hangs open slightly, intrigued and can't help asking, "So… if I do this it will get the attention of a woman."

Sam and Tony laugh together, “It will definitely get some attention!” Sam exclaims.

You join in with Wanda’s laughter, unable to get over how ridiculous this all has gotten.

Thor and Peter step forward to Scott with a few questions, wanting to go through the actions with him.

“I’ll need a volunteer to show you one more time,” he looks around and sees Captain America looking hesitant to ask so he does it for him. "What about you Cap? You wanna give it a shot?"

Steve glances over to the seats and sees Bucky looking over. He smiles and blushes but says he'll try, purposely moving to angle himself right so that the Winter Soldier will get a clear view of America's ass as he 'bends'.

Scott goes through the moves step by step using the American icon as a test dummy with Bucky’s eyes never leaving his figure. When he bends forward, Scott places a hand on Steve's back to get him to bend over a little more, much to Bucky’s satisfaction.

Steve’s movements are stiff but he manages to get through it getting a pat on the back from Thor as he tries to make eye contact with Bucky when he’s standing straight again.

Everyone else is too busy conversing or watching Thor’s attempts on the side to see the hungry eyes of the Winter Soldier, making you want to throw up. All those times Bucky has called Steve ‘Captain’ coming to the forefront of your mind.

You choke on nothing when Bucky signals toward the elevator as he stands to leave, while everyone is distracted Steve follows his path.

Wanda makes sure you are okay by rubbing your back. When your coughing stops, “It’s so nice seeing everyone together, it would be better if the rest were here too,” she says, which you can't help but smile at.

These people have become her family, it was one of the first things she confided in you. As if by magic Wanda gets her wish when you feel a gush of wind fly past you. Pietro stops next to Nat and shouts across the room adding to the chaos and noise, “I told you, even with a five minute head start I’d still win!”

You turn your head, you see, Yelena, Kate, Kamala, Peter (Parker) and America enter with Bruce trailing in just after them.

Thor’s boisterous laugh has you looking at the original group that ruined your night. Scott congratulates him for getting it correct and complimenting his arms being bigger than Steve’s. Thor is beaming, "I can't wait to try this on Jane, she will be so impressed."

Vision steps past Peter (Quill), who is showing Gamora the move, speaking quietly to Scott while looking sheepish. You swear you see him blush when he makes eye contact with Pietro, not realising the action was possible for the literal machine. He stutters his question asking Scott if he could help him next.

Nat told you he had a thing for Wanda’s twin but you didn't believe it. It really was a ‘you have to see it to believe it’ kind of thing.

Vision thinks he is quiet but everyone hears the final words come out of his mouth, “I just don’t think it’s appropriate in front of my daddies.”

A sheet of quiet takes over the room that feels like it lasts forever, jaws hanging open trying to fathom what they have just heard. Sam laughs first with the rest soon following.

They realise what Vision meant so fingers are pointed at Tony, Bruce and Thor with howling laughter taking over the room.

While Tony and Bruce want to sink into the floor Thor smiles not really understanding the joke. With Vision in the same boat he looks around not really caring and looking back to Scott with quizzical eyes.

You hear Mantis whisper beside you, “How many daddies does he have?” Making you feel bile creep up your throat again.

Before Scott can answer the android, Pietro cuts in and tells him he would show him himself but in a private setting, flirtatiously.

First you had to witness Bucky and Steve’s bedroom eyes. Now this, the world really was against you today.

Nat smiles as she sees her wife walk in and make her way to her. They greet each other with a kiss and she catches Maria up with what has been going on. She scoffs at the absurdity of it all and confirms they will have dinner in a few hours.

Their attention gets turned to Sam who asks if Nat will be a judge on who can do the ‘Bend and Snap’ the best. Scott takes offence saying he was right there, wanting to be the one to do the judging.

Wanda realises you have been quiet for a bit too long, “Hey, should we continue our date in our room?” She says lowly to you.

“You don’t want to stick around a little longer while everyone is here?” You reply with your own question.

“I think this whole thing has been enough for a little while,” she laughs, making you smile.

She takes your hand as she leads you away, the loud noise of the contest being sorted getting quieter the further you walk away.

You get in the elevator and are making your way up when it comes to an abrupt stop as the building shakes.

There’s a loud sound from something followed by the alarms going off.

The muffled sounds of Scott trying to defend himself, “I thought it was a shrinking disc!” Make their way through the walls of your location.

Sighing, you ask Friday what happened, “It looks like a sofa has been supersized and crashed through several walls.”

“So, how long are we stuck here?” Wanda asks for you. The only reply you get from the automated voice is that help will be on its way as soon as possible. Wanda doesn't want to risk using her powers in case something comes crashing down on the two of you.

It doesn't take long for you to get freed. You make your way back to the seating area due to the fact the oversized sofa is partly in your room.

You can’t believe your eyes. In the fifteen minutes you spent trapped in the elevator they have managed to set up a makeshift catwalk complete with a judging table, scoring cards and everyone has an assigned number stuck to their backs.

Noticing Steve and Bucky, you realise the early leavers from before have returned to take part in this little competition too.

When you make it to Nat and Scott at the judging section they explain one of his discs hit the sofa as they were trying to move it out of the way. “We still need one more judge, unless you want to compete,” Natasha quips.

You’re about to reply saying there was no way you were going to entertain the idea of you doing the ‘bend and snap’ but Wanda answers first, “I wouldn’t mind walking down a runway for you to judge me,” she smiles at you, biting her lip.

You smirk at her, “I think I already know the score I’m going to give you,” you give her a peck on the cheek. “You still have to work for it though, I can’t have anyone thinking I have a favorite,” you lower your voice to a whisper just for her to hear.

The competition starts when Nat announces contestant number one can begin and of course it is a loud fiasco.

With music blaring, it goes exactly how you would have expected something like this to go.

America and Kamala fall over their own feet in their collaborative effort, the two Peters decide to team up (two Peters are better than one they said) and have a wardrobe malfunction when webs attach themselves to Starlords pants pulling them down, Kate pushing Yelena forward to not do anything at the end of the runway but give her sister the middle finger when she catches her sister laughing at her.

Tony even managed to get Pepper to walk down with him as she awkwardly stood to the side while he picked up his glasses from the ground. Shaking his butt in her direction just to see her blush.

Drax, thinking it was a talent show, moves as slow as possible showing he can be invisible.

What’s even crazier is that Vision completing the action snaps the wrong thing because he short circuits and gets stuck. Pietro has to take him to Tony’s lab with Tony following behind him to get the android fixed.

When Wanda inevitably wins everyone has something to say about it. “An infinite amount of points isn’t fair!” You hear a variation of this same statement from a few contestants and you only have one reply, “Maybe you should find your own judge to sleep with,” you laugh heartily at your own joke.

Even though the night didn’t go as you hoped, you still had a pretty good time.

You are especially happy with the way Wanda was smiling and enjoying herself.

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[maximotts]

that fun end of year appreciation ❥

so it's no secret that I've had a bit of a year from the depths of hell and I am more than ready for it to be over. but also in these past twelve months I've been so lucky to make new friends, grow friendships, and write a bunch of fun stories; that's the positivity I want to take from this year and move into 2023 and I just wannaaa tell everyone how much I appreciate them!

@wellsayhelloaagin -> I had to list you first obviously because well, I love you most. I could write essays about how wonderful you are and what an absolutely amazing girlfriend you are to me, but I'll keep it short and just say thank you for being not only my partner, but my best friend. I love you I love you I love you

@didujustcallmedumb -> Nay you absolute delight of a human being, you're one of the best people I know. I love that no matter how busy we get, we both know how much we love and care about one another; you're the best kind of friend and I'm so so lucky to know you

@kitmoas -> KITKAT!! I'm so so glad we're friends honestly and I hope we never stop being buds! You're so funny and always down for a good chat whether it be for feral thoughts or long ranting vms about random gripes. Please always stay in my pocket (I'll provide juice) thank you very much

@radbearx @immortalityisbliss -> I'm putting y'all together simply because in my head you're like, a cute pair... likeee.. Finn and Jake! Also we're in our lil gc together so ya know, evil paddsters for the win. N e ways, I want to bundle you both up and snuggle you so hard forever and ever and ever; the both of you never fail to make me laugh and I just cherish y'all so very much, okay?

@wandasbb @wandasdolly -> My Besties In Complaints, y'all are so very special! It's great to know we can always come together and be just a lil bit bitchy together, but also support one another when needed!! Mwah ily

@twilight-99-tm @caroldantops @scarlettwlw -> idk how y'all have put up with me for over a year now but I adore y'all and look up to you and your amazing selves so much!! Sorry I keep sending you cursed foods silver but also Not Sorry

@tastetherambeau -> I feel like I've told you this before, but if not, I'll say it again!! You're so admirable, so sweet, so talented.. I wuv you!! I wanna give you the biggest hug!! And also shake you for the devastating rollercoaster that is Flatline ! But affectionatly!

@wandas-honey @temptationsbrew @stealth-kittyy @thatsimplepoet @togrowoldinv @themidnightcrimson @didntalwayslookthisrough @wandasobsession @scarlet-clarity @a-real-fucking-legacy @houseofwm @innocentdxll @crescent-witch @therunawaykind @wandanatsversion @wndaswife @wndalovebot @fandoms-writings @family-house-of-m and all my other lovely friends and mutuals I've made over this past year: I love you so so much, whether we talk every day or every few weeks, you all have a special place in my heart. I can only hope I'm even half as good of a friend as you are all to me!

Also to every one of my followers: thanks for being patient and understanding as I try rolling through these ups and downs this year. You're so great for sticking with me truly I couldn't wish for a sweeter community of people! Cheers to a new year and many more fun things to come ahead!

#just a fun lil appreciation post #motts speaks.

[chelleztjs18]

I want to thank you because if it hadn't been for you I wouldn't have known tumblr

you see I follow you on wattpad and whenever I saw that in some post you said something about tumblr I was curious cause I didn't know what it was and thanks to the fact that you mentioned it very often tumblr made me curious and I downloaded it

so thanks for indirectly introducing me to tumblr🥰

Hiiiiii! How r u?

Oh my god, thank you for following me in wattpad n in here too! I appreciate it! Which username r u in wattpad?.i remember my followers or readers from wattpad especially if u comment a lot, eveb though lately i got so busy to reply all the comments.

But glad to have u here..tumblr is fun..there are a loooot of great writers here that i learned a lot from them. They are also very cool n friendly people. Here r some recommends for u:

@stonemags , @silver-lotus @royaltyofmultifandom @thatpersonthatisgenderfluid @marvelwoman-sugarbaby @imdoingsortagay @fluffyprettykitty @maximoffwitch @maximotts @wellsayhelloaagin @emilyprentissslut @didyoubringauntienat @didujustcallmedumb @myfavoriteficss @crescent-witch @8bitscarlet @therunawaykind-main @wanatony07 (but right now she only posts her works in wattpad with same name) and a lot other more, if u want more, i will rec more for u but most of them are 18+ blog. I suggest u to put ur age in ur bio, so u wont get blocked.

U r more than welcomed to message me or send me asks to request or to talk about anything. 😊

Cheerio!

#chellez answers #fic rec #lijo-8

[fruitytrashpanda19]

MUSIC GAME!

Dedicate a song that best fit your mutuals and describe why ✨

@thought-of-you-and-me Runaway- Boni Jovi and All’s Well That Ends- Rainbow Kitten Surprise. She knows why I choose the first one- but I choose the second bc, even tho things are hard now, in the end everything will be okay💚

@captains-simp Spins- Mac Miller. Simpies vibe just screams cool and I want to get drunk/high with her. Love ya kid😂

@thecalloway-layaway The Reason- Hoobastank. ND is honestly such an amazing person and I want to be just as amazing as him.

@cookiesimpt Feel Invincible- skillet. She’s tiny but mighty and will steal you’re knee caps.

@therunawaykind My hero- Foo Fighters. In my eyes dani will always be my hero 😍 and no Im not being a kiss ass dani- but you gave me a family and I’ll forever be thankful.

I’ll do another one for my other mutuals if they want!

#raccoon answers