#they simply dont have their energy tho sorry

[todayisafridaynight]

one of my fave things bout minedai is that daigo could do Literally Anything- even the most benign, innocuous thing yet it could unintentionally cause mine to short circuit for the next five hours

#snap chats #ive been having minedai brainrot all day but i dont have the energy or ideas to execute any ideas #so i will simply just ramble bout it until something comes to me #prob wont draw anythin for a bit tho- ive drawn a lot lately and im busy with stuff. Of Which Include Drawing LMAO #listen thats comm stuff its different but anyways let me continue my ramble #i think of a lot of silly lil comics and drawings but the punchline is inevitably Mine Has A Heart Attack Over Daigo Existing #i wouldnt mind drawing that all day but man i cant imagine it'd be fun to see over and over- i guess it depends on execution #but no fr i just keep thinkin of simple shit like. like idk maybe they're walkin in the street together #and just the way they have to shuffle around other people daigo has to press against him for a hot minute #And It Is A Hot Minute mine's screaming internally because daigo's so close and even if theyre in the middle of the city #he's all he can focus on somehow- the way his suit feels and the subtle ways the muscles /under/ his suit shift and move #meanwhile daigo's just I'm So Sorry Mine :( I Didn't Think It'd Be This Crowded Today :( #brb gotta reread some of my fave fics cause they capture this aspect i love so well #god i gotta start writing my own shit though i just love talking about and explorin this idea If Not Just Them In General #but im Not Good at writing <:) or at least it's hard for me to think of an idea idk #once i have an idea then i can pump something out but alas nothing's come to mind #ok i'ma wrap up this ramble because i went all over the place by accident oops </3 #i'll be back in one way or another

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

i dont know much about trigun but i think it would be silly if vash and knives (they are brothers?) or vash and wolfwood (lovers? enemies? idk) were drawn like that barbie and ken mugshot meme. From what you post Mr Vash Stampede just seems like ken. little silly guy

YOU HAVE THE MOST PERFECT TIMING WITH THIS EVER I'm literally in the middle of drawing a picture of knives and vash that looks like this.

theyre brothers your honor

#i would draw the whole meme but i simply do not have the energy for it tonight #the phrase mr the stampede has been stuck in my head all night hehe u just reminded me of it #drawing vashs tristamp hair is soooo painful to me. i miss the spikey. unfortunately i am doing a style swap thing with this so i have to #sigh </3 #hiiii louis this made me smile hehe thank u #also ive seen like 3 ppl do that meme with vashwood already so the fact that u included knives makes me happy :] #(<< guy who is having a category 12 emotional about millions knives moment tonight) #theyre BROTHERS. theyre brothers..... #i love the idea that after canon knives calms down and stops trying 2 kill everybody bc he realizes #oh i dont want to commit genocide actually. i just need therapy. #but like. he and vash are still both wanted criminals because. gestures at the events of trigun. all that #so its just. silly antagonistic brother adventures. i keep thinking abt that one drawing someone did of them comparing wanted posters #its so silly and its so important to meeeeeee. #knives just needs to smoke some weed and play Minecraft for a few hours and he'll calm down. #hes just got undiagnosed autism and a metric ton of childhood trauma. its fine #sorry i kind of went off on u there. I'm having trigun emotions tonight. if u couldn't tell #making this unrebloggable because its a wip <3 sorry kings #my sketches are sooooo ugly . u get the idea tho #asks #friends!!! #din0draws #shrimp fried rice #also. other file names blurred bc its a spoiler for another ask I'm answering soon. lmao

[evilhausen]

the way it’s so, so easy to not interact with fanfiction you don’t like  💅

#i got into drag just to put the nailcare emoji in babe that's how much i care abt this topic #literally the content in question triggers MY personal gender issues and yet i have nothing but love for it existing #and the author who i know nothing about #simply bc that's LOVE and CREATION in a fandom and that's soooo sexy #the effort and passion that goes into writing for the fun and joy and satisfaction and ENGAGEMENT is so so fuckng good bro #ppl engage with fan content in stupid bitch ways on web 2.0 huh. some people acting crungo and entitled #on anon huh. weird. WEIRD. #sorry followers im vaguing but im so so so passionate abt this subject-- #im gonna write a shitty drabble abt matt jackson in tights with bows on them getting manhandled now. just for anon. #he might even. shock horror. get called babygirl. #explodes on impact-- #i rlly need a like. discourse tag i think. bc i know some people dont wanna see it and also i talk A LOT #especially bc my adhd meds havent kicked in yet so im sitting in these tags writing an essay about nothing at all #who wants to come over and paint nails with me omg #im waiting for an uber to take me to my death sentence at work tho so can u blame me it's all nervous energy #so rlly. come over and paint my nails and i'll try paint urs with my shakey medicated hands #also i have found it's hard not to interact with fan ART u don't like so the fact this anon is wildin over fanart WHICH IS SO SO EASY BRBBRH

[rusted-phone-calls]

I quit box

#im sorry but being excited drains sm of my energy and i dont even realise until after #third wheeling tmr i have conflicted feelings #they are so <333 i love her so much i love seeing her so happy and!!! hand!!! holding!!!!!!!! #they are holding hands casually and being. normal <3 #but also i dont!! know!! if im intruding!!! i dont know where else to go tho :) #.sorry? #i envy what they have holding hands simply COEXISTING and are. so. happy. i have no idea how to stress more on this they are so happy #i also require answers to my questions which are: what am i supposed to do now who am i supposed to be where do i exist #annd im not going to ask! because i will forget #heres to hoping cat cactus doesnt see this post <3

[malyjohn]

dearest moots,

it'd like you to spare me some of your time as i need to share something.

i can't handle change, i can't handle being wrong and called out. im very self aware, anxious and i overthink, and it makes me go in circles, because the furthest I can do is simply be aware of it and accepting this as part of the truth.

i gained some trust and lost even more. trusting is easy, because you simply trust someone - til you dont.

i love people, i love my people; i love meeting new ones and mutually share things - kindness, laughter, love and so called trust.

@happyfeet3351 thank you for being and staying, keeping on being for me and with me. you're one of the kindest people i met and i utterly admire that. admire you.

@pxxkab00 thank you for being the brightest person in the room, being the light in the dark even if you're struggling yourself. you have this contagious optimism, or it could just be the way you are.

@rousseau-vargas thank you for being a friend, a friend that everyone dream to have; you seem to find the goodness in people, no matter how deeply hidden, and succeeding at it.

@cheriecosmos thank you for being that sweet, sweet soul that you are. you're like a physical embodiment of a flower.

@m1dnight-mars thank you for crashing into me and throwing at me overwhelming amount of warmth and love. i feel our matched energy is remarkable and i see it glimmering and glistening, just like you do.

id like to thank two more people, that are unfortunately unavailable anymore.

@abisangelss im sorry for letting you down, no matter how petty the reason was, it had happened and we went downhill. you've been, alongside jenn, with me for the past 2 months. you were the first one of all the people here to catch my eye. you were the person that made me meet the rest, making me feel wanted and give me the sense of belonging in the very first place.

am i making a big deal out of it? probably. but i just find yall too important to care less.

i am a slut tho, but yg stay safe <3

with love and gratitude,

mal

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!! i am not going to kms if it sounds like that 😭 im just overdramatic and was bored at the waiting room lol. i am honestly tweaking when i can't speak to people because we are fallen out or smth cuz im a crown yapper (as you might have noticed).

fun fact: when i was a kid i was obsessed with playing minecraft and i don't play it anymore but i minecraft videos on yt are my favorite one to watch to dinner :3

#malyjohn #Spotify

[ruanais]

A ANOUNCEMENT !!! EDITED : I’m not gonna deactivate it cause I just realised I’m too attached to this blog help-

hello !! I’m here to make a important announcement <3 so !! okay this might come as a shock, but I will be leaving @/ruanais ( a few days later cause I need time to clean things up ) !! T-T I’m really sorry but I simply don’t have the time or dedication to this blog anymore :( every single one I’ve ever met on this account was rlly nice esp my mutals and I’m so glad I got to meet every one of you <3

@silverbladexyz : gosh, we’ve been mutals for quite a while Huh ? I’m so grateful to you even tho we don’t rlly talk much anymore sihdjsjdjsjahhsjsj thank u for being with me after all this time !! :D

@justcallmesakira : we haven’t talked tooo much but I’m happy to have met you !! your works are amazing and I hope you’ll continue to grow <3 mwah !

@yuukimiyas : I’ve always looked up to you as one of my favourite writers so imagine my surprise when you followed me !! :0 your posts always make me rlly happy !! :D

@chuuyrr : I’ve always loved ur chuuya’s fics and they’re just so ??????? they’re my meal for three times a day Frfr !! :3

@sinmalssimp : raven, I’m really proud of you for being able to be so strong <3 you’re going amazing and I hope you’ll have a amazing life !!

@yuutx : thank u for being my mutal for so so long as well !!!!! you’re such a nice and kind person and you’re like a younger sister to me <3

@gojoath : cella !! omfg ur one of the people who managed to get me back into jujutsu kaisen T^T ur works r absolutely gorgeous and ur yuta series ?!?!???? chef’s kiss -///-

@vrachis : one of my og mutals ever since I started tumblr ! :3 also thank u for getting me into v tubers cause now im watching their streams whenever I can LMAO

@aureatchi : you and red are never ever going to beat the twin allegations tbh, even the abilities u suggested to me were the same so :3 and even ur names are similar :0 anyways ! rev, thank u for being my mutal !! you’re genuinely so so so nice and T^T ur like a younger sister to me as well <3

@cheriiyaya : red, you’re just like reverie so it’s like copy and paste except that youre more chaotic and I love your energy !!! i always laugh whenever I see ur url cause of that meme- fjdjjsjskjsj lol but you’re a younger sister too so !!! :D but yeah, I loved having convos with u !! you’re such a easy perosn to ramble to and thank you for listening to my thoughts that make no sense whatsoever !!

@rusmii : ruru !! firstly !! congratulations on 600+ honey !! you’re almost there to 1k aahhh !! we haven’t talked much but you’re such a nice person as well :(

@culturity : kady, ur such a sweetheart tbh and I always feel happy whenever I see ur posts on my dash <3 I hope that everything goes well for you in life cause you deserve it !!

@m0uchie : EMI !! you’re rlly nice and I light up whenever I see u in my inbox or notifs sjsjsbsksjjssjs I rlly wished we talked more tbh :( but we still had fun together <3

@riiwrites : riri you’re one of the people I’m closest to on tumblr and I’m so so happy I got to meet such a amazing and kind person as u !! thank u sm for everything honey !!

@beasalmeh : okay !! you’re a rlly chaotic and goofy person that I love to talk to !! seeing your messages always make my day and it’s so fun to have a conversation with you :D

@dazaisslave : ichika, you’re such a sweet friend to me and I dont and never did deserve someone like you :( thank u for everything <3

for the other mutals I didn’t add cause I’m a lazy fuck or we didn’t talk much or just became mutals so I don’t know anything abt u or we are mutals but we haven’t talked in a long time so it would be awkward + my dear followers : thank you as well ! all of you helped me in my growth as cringy as it sounds lmao sibdjshsjsjdj I could never ever have gotten to 100+ followers without u guys and I’m genuinely gonna miss u guys so fucking much :(

— ur dearest rua <3

also u guys, surprise announcement I’m not single anymore <: ur girl rua got a bf !!!!!! ahem !! but yeah !! hehe :3 I fulfilled one of my dreams !!!!!!! :D I CAN FINALLY TELL MY FRIENDS IM SOMEONE WHO GETS BITCHES 😍 /j

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#BUT OMFG #IM GONNA MISS U GIYS #I WAS SOBBINV A RIVER WRITING THIS :( #AUGH #LEMME CRY IN A CORNER #I WANTED TO RAMBLE SM ABT MY BF IN HERE BUT RUANAIS ERA HAS ENDED D: #BUT THABK YOU #:( #sobs #lets meet if I ever have another account when I get out of this hell called uni

[the-furies]

Pls info dump about your system. I saw in your tag that you want to so consider this a free pass to do so I want to know all that ya want to share

HI!!!! SORRY YOUSENT THIS LIEK A WEEK AGO WE WERE WAITING 4 WHEN WE JAD ENOUGH ENERGY 2 INFODUMP JSISJDJFFNDJD OK OK UNDER THE CUT

WE ACTUALLY. ... DONT KNOW WEHRE 2 start Uhhhmmmm. hmmmm. OH MAYBE THE HEADSPACE!

ok SO the headspace changes DRASTICALLY like every few months or few weeks or so. Just a week ago it was a copy of the house we currently live in. We like,,, grew up in this house so it was Also our headspace for years as a kid and we had the vibe tht it was. The exact headspace frlm back then too bUT WE never did get to find out bc it changed AGAIN like a few days ago. smh. Now i think we're just above & outside of The Cave™™™™™ tht was discovered here earlier this year. WHICH IS REALLY FUCKING COOL! BECAUSE THAT MEANS:

The headspace survived the nuclear winter!!*

HOYL SHIT WE'RE IN THE MAIN HEADSPACE AGAIN LET'S GOOOOO <= has been stuck in Harry's headspace for the past half yearIEJFKDKFMC

[*Sometimes it just fucking gets Destroyed. Like... Semi permanently. As in, if it gets destroyed there is Very Little Chance we'll see that variation of our headspace AgainFHDJDKFKFJ and last we uhhjj Talked to anyone in the Main System, bc we are... TECHNICALLY A SUBSYSTEM! FJDJFJ, they were like Yeah no everything is fucking Destroyed <3. But that's not the case snymore ig???????]

SO w all this information actually if we rlly wanted we could probably make a decent map of the area. cuz if We jave this headspace back then we have Everythingggg it had in it back too & everything that it was connected to THAT'S NEAT WE MIGHT DO THAT!!

uhhjjj waht else. HMMM. i thuink our current front roster is neat TBH there's some guys active rn that we'd have never expected. like HI PHYS! WYD WHY R U HERE RN <3 QJAIWOSKSKDNCXN but it's fun !!!! i hope everyone innn our subsystem will fromt here at lEast once bc I Am Lov Collecting Informatión On Everyone <= Primarily fills out everyone's PK & Simply Plural descriptions. actually I think maybe everyone has fronted a sufficiently long enough time EXCEPT FOR HAND/EYE LIKE S I R GET YOUR ASS UP HERE TELL ME ABT YOURSELF BASTARD !! GJCJCKCKF all ik abt him is that He enjoys making Pokeblocks On Pokefarm. that is IT and that's NOT ENOUGH INFORMATION MY GUY but anyways.

i also think us Existing Here is so funny in itself like our asses rlly just got Possibly permanently isekai'd huh. like. like. Genuinely I don't know if our past mains r coming back at this point but that's FINE we already did the whole 96 stages of grief shit about it IF that be the case then SO be it Whatever there's pros to this life ig. like THIS body isn't on the verge of SUDDENLY DYING FOR NO REASON and also We have a cat. we have a cat!!!!! and a dog!!!!!! whaddahell!!!!!!!

there's lotsa fun shit here But there r also the Horrors. Like I PERSONALLY WOULD LOOVE TO EXIST with Out the Constant Paranoia And Delusions but IT *IS* PREFERABLE! OVER WHSTEVER THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH HARRY <3 AJSJDJF

I will say tho. When we uhhhhhhh All popped in & all we Just assumed we'd be Gone & dormant MONTHS AGO but ummmm . well. apparently not! sO the things we wanted 2 Experience have a High probability Of Happening,! Like PT is excited for Halloween and UNLESS those pirate fucks completely take over the roster within the next like week [0f.md s2 on the 5th babey!!! holy shit!!] then it's. Probably gonna happwn!!! which is so cool we don't actually... hey did Halloween exist in (source game)

man and speaking of. Memories Of The Past as we call source memories. It's a collective sys-wide trait thing All our fictives from aNY source rlly enjoy piecing together what they remember from their canons & all It's like enrichment for us. BUT we've been kinda piecing together a rough timeline of when We all formed in our canon That's our biggest Thought Project™ rn. No estimated time 4 when it'll be Complete tho probs never tbh. and w that in mind u may or may not believe who harry's first sysmate was According 2 what we've put togetherJTJEDKFKDJS

ok that's liek 5 trillion words Whoops. we r so talkatives <3 I am going to stop there it's like 5 am JFJDDKCKF we gotta go back to bedddd -E-Chem

#ask #THANK U 4 THE INFODUMPING OPPORTUNITY if u have any more questions. bls feel free 2 ask #We Lov Talking. Abt Ourselves. JWNDFJCNSKFNFKSF #*According to The Timeline/Our Canon harry's first headmate was HL. which is so funny 2 me that guy is like 12 #but also ig it makes sense. idk. #me‚ one of the newer bastards in Harry's system: *points at HL* that thing is my baby brother #HL: *is literally older than all of us formation date wise* #HMM. our brain is telling me we r Cringe....... oh well! ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ *beats our brain with hammers* #actually 1 more thing #Inland formed first in this body's system . like.. holy shit could you imagine if they became the body's signature skill . fucked up [JOKE]

[weaselmcdiesel]

You are totally free to ignore me but my brain saw your idea of pearl being a dragon familiar and immediately paired her with etho!

As far as I understand, familiars are not required to be around their witches, but they surely are great for extra magic focus (my guess). So, Pearl and Etho (actually two quite independant guys /gender neutral/ with this vibe of immortality around them, just in diferent flavours) made this pact a loong time ago. As Pearl is a dragon, she is very powerful and innately magical, and Etho, being Etho, is very cool etc they act more like chill coworkers. They can not see each other for years and years and still be friends.

These two literally have never interacted (well if you dont count the brief ones) this is just my brainrot im sorry. Just think that powerful creature + powerful wizard = those witches from His Dark Materials or smth. Smashing my favourite little blorbos together and forsing them to be friends in aus is just how it goes

Oh really! I definitely don't see a lot of pearl and etho interactions, but I suuuper love them both being super powerful like you said. (Wait now im thinking about how pearl and etho nearly teamed at the end of double life but didnt because of joel 👀) Actually- I was imagining Pearl as a smaller dragon? (imagine terrible terror size from httyd) simply because I couldnt see a witch being able to make accommodations for, say, a skyrim sized dragon by their house XD But you are sooooo correct. Whoever pearl pairs with would have to be someone who can handle the side effects of pairing with a dragon like extreme longevity, the wings n everything (im tempted to say dragons in this universe are revered as gods/godlike so to see a witch with dragon wings would either alienate them or shoot up their social status), and probably of course excess magical energy. and who better than someone unsuspecting like scar or etho to be housing all that energy XD I'll still think about it! ... bc i do like dragons and i want to get to drawing her soon paha

very interesting dynamic tho. both of them powerful and mature enough individually to hardly need to be around each other. i was considering that already for certain characters :)

i also believe a single witch can have multiple familiars if they can handle all that energy, so thaaaats also something to keep in mind^^

#weasel speaks #asks! #withc au #withc pearl #withc etho #oh and edit: ive never heard of his dark materials so im not sure about that ^^

[team-council-two]

I have a question For alphameter!

is there a word in french that is somewhat equal to calling a person you don‘t know well honey/darling/love. Maybe in a somewhat flirty way but not like being in a relationship or super close.

Like how a hairdresser would say what can i do for you today, love? so between two people that don’t know each other that well but share a sympathy or at least want to appear nice.

this is... a tricky question with a tricky answer, at the very least.

you see, this entire thing basically assumes that its ok to nickname strangers, and in france we opt for respectful distance usually instead. ironically, THIS is how we act to seem friendly, with a lot of excusez-moi (excuse me ? except it is. its hard to explain but the way americans say it translates better to excuse-moi, which is a completely different and more accusatory connotation than the "hey sorry (polite)" of this one), pardon de vous déranger (sorry for disturbing you), je vous en prie (you're welcome but fancy) and so on. polite formulas. we also have a thing called polite you, which basically when instead of using singular you to talk about a singular person you use plural- using vous instead of tu. you use this for Pretty Much Everyone that you arent friends or family with, except kids.

so thats basically a way to say the context youre talking about here. i mean. it exists. but it doesnt translate 1:1. bc we act w in mind the fact that we basically are talking to someone who didnt expect it and is minding their own business and whose boundaries, life and so on we do not know. its also like. the politeness is one big "its ok if you cant answer" and showing that continuing the conversation is opt-in rather than opt-out. using singular you for example comes accross as a disregard for boundaries and almost agressive/insulting. in other words we default to sheepish around strangers, rather than. buddy buddy/sassy motherly. for the special case of business owners who we see pretty often, hmmmm..........

(i am thinking very hard)

ma p'tite dame is sth that butchers and cheese sellers and things like that will say to a lady in a local shop, especially by men to older ladies with a smaller stature. its literally little lady and very cute. m'sieur/mon bon m'sieur, sir/my good sir, is the to go for a guy. also, they LOVE to go monsieur/madame (family name), esp since knowing peoples names and using them is a mark of familiarity. mon p'tit/ma p'tite is for children- but also, ironically, mon grand/ma grande. its literally small one VS big guy/big girl, depending of whether you want to seem kind and insist on liking the kid and finding them cute, or if you want to make them feel valued and taken seriously and as strong independent people. really tbh everything is in the tone and the sentence structure as well as choosing words that are neither slang nor fancy, rather than in having friendly vocabulary itself. that said, sassy aunt energy hairdressers are, i am afraid, an american specie, and not quite a thing in france. they will be cheerful but will not attribute nicknames. theyll still comment on how thick and amazing your hair is tho. or at least they always did for me. also, unlike friends and the like, business owners will NOT drop the vous bc this is a very open "valuable customer, hi !", a bit like a funny little low bow. anyways...

you also can openly pity people. if someones talking to you bc they need directions or sth, it is socially acceptable to say things like "mon pauvre/ma pauvre" (sth akin to poor dear ig). if youre *really* relieved and someone got you out of HUGE trouble, you can exclaim stuff like "vous êtes un amour !", literally youre an angel. (amour usually means love, but theyre also a subtype of angel. cupids ? you get the idea), dont forget merci beaucoup either ! thank you so much.

anyways... assuming you are asking about this for spy. this is one of these things that, due to cultural differences, we simply would use the english versions instead, a bit like what i explained with this post and some expressions being very hard to translate. also while women may get away with things like mon chou, trésor and so on (read : i cant think of any others) in pitying contexts, men... not so much ? one, they simply just dont use these (chérie, ma jolie, cocotte, etc...) words in this context, only when catcalling, two, when men call women this shit its usually. err. to put it simply. yeah its usually a sign theyre a misogynist/a "beauf" (someone lacking class/respect, often with lifestyles that are all around consuming trash TV, soccer, facebook and rumors stuff). if youre talking about scouts ma tho, who many people like to HC as french as well, yeah shed use (mon) trésor/mon chou

anyways spy would call heavy bisounet

#language language #the council has spoken #not tf2 #i left this in the drafts completed for two weeks because i am an idiot. i am SO sorry #i badly need a crosscheck w another french person who actually talks to people #but my mas been in such a poor mood i couldnt ask her

[doodlesbf]

Sorry I couldn't really find your writing rules, so feel free to just junk this if you dont want to write about it!

I was wondering if youve got any headcanons or ideas to share for all the links (except wind hes best younger bro) falling in love with reader?

Specifically a chaotic reader, unless thats too much!, like "get on top of a guardian and hack into it and ride it around" type of chaotic lmao

So like that happens and theyre all like "damn.. theyre crazy, but i guess im chaossexual or smth bc that was attractive" lol

Again if that's too much, or u wanna omit stuff, u could just do them reacting to chaotic reader!

(Bonus points if its a male reader bc theyre simply isnt enough out there 😫 anyway take my heart for making a link universe ask blog love it sm🤲💙)

-♒️

*Hello there and sorry I'm kindof new to writing rules so I'll write out the rules on a later time. Yes there not alot of linked universe ask blogs but its wonderful how people posts on ^w^* * enjoy this headcanon, sorry if took a long time .*

Headcanon of chain falling in love with a chaotic male reader

Time

Time just let the male reader be when he's chaotic but is watchful of him but knows when to stop the male reader if it necessarily.

If the male reader is in danger due to his chaotic personality he's the first to walk over to pick the male reader up and walk away with him from the Danger.

Time feel like he age by ten years more but he fall in love with his male reader cause their chaotic personality and likely the male reader always the one stick to time

Time like *I can't believe I'm falling in love with him but he's my chaotic boyfriend *

Sky

Sky is a mother hem but knows he can't stop his chaotic boyfriend even if he trys

Sky have fallen in love with the chaotic male reader during the journey

Sky the one that hold the male reader back from doing something too chaotic

Sky always call his male reader *chaotic gremlin* in a loving way even tho his boyfriend is cover in monster guts

Warrior

Warrior like time on keep a eye on his chaotic male reader but is likely looking for a leash that can hold him back from going to dangerous places

Warrior is harder to show romantic even falling in love since his past relationship/ stalker problems but if he fallen in love with the chaotic male reader, it's a hard one but will eventually embrace it. Warrior would call his male reader *the chaotic devil* and there's a reason why too

Warrior will likely ask his chaotic male reader to pull pranks on the other soldiers or allow it since he knows if his male reader is bored or not

Warrior end up asleep faster when he have him in his arms or warrior end up trap in his boyfriend arms but he isn't bother by it not one bit

Twilight

Twilight will likely *try* have his chaotic male reader to job watching the children since the children in Twilight village are chaotic as well

He trys to keep chaotic male reader out of trouble but sometimes it's a hit or swing situation

Twilight falling in love during the journey as well but is bit defensive about love but give it a try anyways

Twilight call his chaotic male reader *darling*

Wild

Wild and male reader are chaotic demons anywhere and anyplace on the battle or even on rest stops even they both sleep talk together in a chaotic way too

Wild may have a bit of chaotic energy but is not match for his male reader but is fell hard in love just weary since his memories but just follow the flow of things

Wild calls his chaotic male reader by * Jersey Devil* and the chaotic male reader call wild by *wild one* both in a loving way

Time,twilight and warrior are the ones to try stop the two chaotic boys

Legend

Legend leaves male reader be since he have no idea on how to stop him once male reader is chaotic setting

Legend the first to nope out the chaotic male reader pranks since he knows that the reader's prank are overly chaotic or straight up end up covered in pink glitter or worse

Legend is the hardest to fall in love since people he falls for end up *like his games the person he fall for died or don't exist *

Legend calls male chaotic reader * chao of glitter *

Hyrule

Poor hyrule, he have no idea on how chaotic the male reader can be so he's worrying yet knows to let him do his thing

Hyrule's fairy sisters enjoy the chaotic male reader and his pranks

Hyrule the first to fall in love and is the most clueless on how to approach this new romantic feelings on the chaotic male reader so there's lots of errors,blushing and he get teased alot by the chain

Hyrule call his chaotic male reader *chaotic fairy*

Four

Four have so many headaches not only the colors but the male reader

Four doesn't allow his male reader near his forge at all due to male reader chaotic personality but he fallen in love with his chaotic male reader

If four split and the colors are out blue the one to try get the chaotic male reader to training than cause problems, green and red join in on the chaotic male reader on pranks while violet just watches and take in the chaotic that happening with the four chaoticish boys

Four call his chaotic male reader * Menace of chao* in his way and loving too

#doodle talk #doodle reply #♒️ anonymous #linked universe #linked universe time #linked universe warriors #linked universe wild #linked universe legend #linked universe sky #linked universe twilight #linked universe hyrule #first ask box^^

[a-slut-for-smut]

is levi a virgin or non virgin in your headcanons

Sorry for the delay anon, its been a crazy couple weeks!

I'm glad you clarified headcanon tho because canon and I have a somewhat tumultuous relationship (i hate that bitch) particularly after snk138 lol

Now, I don't think anyone will argue how Levi just EXUDES big dick energy/commands such dick swagger its nearly impossible to assume he wouldn't be the same way in bed so im firmly in the "non-virgin" camp. However that's not to say a virgin couldn't exude the same kind of energy, this is simply how my sl*utty brainrot works!

And to expand on the non-virgin assumption (note: my answer is based in regards to my OTP because I simply relate to characters most via shipping. Sorry folks- for me ships come first, story second!), I don't see Levi being much of a manwhore either- I just don't see those vibes at all in him. Im very much in the camp that besides tea, Levi sips that respect women juice 24/7, for a few reasons:

His mother/upbringing. He no doubt saw the hard life she had but endured it anyway for his sake. And seeing her live and die via that hardship, I dont think it could possibly be in his character to treat women like men treated his mother/not treat women with due respect. I think for him consent would be particularly important for him to establish before initiating any sort of physical relations.

I think he would want a physical/intimate relationship as one could easily see him as touch-starved since hes held up on a pedestal with being Humanity's Strongest and all. I can only imagine how lonely it can be from up top and constantly seen as an outsider/freak.

He's shown time and again that he respects his female colleagues and acknowledges their fortitude and strength on multiple occasions. And while he has a filthy mouth, i dont recall one instance where he used language to disparage women.

And lastly, it would be a goddamn tragedy of epic proportions (honestly a crime against humanity) if Levi was and remained a virgin...like COME ON. To paraphase Mikasa, life is cruel but not THAT cruel lolol

#thanks for the ask anon #hopefully the logic checks out and its not just my brainrot?? #levi ackerman #snk #rivamika

[dethbug]

OHMYGOSH FOR THE VALENTINES SELF SHIP ASK AND FOR LOFFMAN OFC!,!.!: the ship of all time 😌😌 the ship to ever ever ever

Darling, hugs, love letters, and smitten!!! >:3

HEY YOU. i love you. i would do doodles for this but my energy is looooowwww rn so youll just have to go by my descriptions for rn but i will doodle it later hehe :)

~ darling ; what outfits would you both wear on a date? feel free to show pics!

dates in hoffman's mind are "going to a fancy restaurant" or "going to a fancy dance" OR SOMETHING like he always approached dates as ... "they need to be extravagant/big" -- overtime ive shown him that anything can be considered a date......essentially ive shown him the joys of a nice night in,, with fort making and shitty baking ^_^ SO THAT BEING SAID it really just depends what we end up doing for a date night!!!!

when we get all dressed up for something fancy, he is always sure to match with me (i.e. a burgundy tie to match with my burgundy dress) -- it was a trend that started from our first fancy date and it was completely unexpected,, and seeing how much it made me melt,, he never stopped... it definitely stayed an unspoken thing

"...I like that tie." "I like your dress." (cue the knowing smiles + intense eye contact)

for a simpler night in, we just stay in our pajamas :) i am one to wear one of his shirts + shorts or sweats ,, and hes just a sweats guy. yeah he rocks no shirt , his honkers are out for the world to see. sorry abt that

~ hugs ; are you and f/o affectionate / open about your relationship in public?

yeah. we're annoying as fuck im SORRY. im just the type to always be holding on his arm, or his hand --- and hes the type to always have a hand on the small of my back, or an arm across my shoulders, etc etc

he isnt afraid to kiss in public - THAT CAN MAKE ME RLLY EMBARRASSED AND FLUSTERED THO so its him that initiates the face hold + gentle peck just to see me get all red (he chooses his timing w that tho - he is a trickster. a fool if you will.)

~ love letters ; are they good at expressing how they feel? what’s their best way of letting you know they love you?

it took hoffman some time to express any sort of emotion around me. ever since everything that happened with his sister, and ... how he coped with his grief :( ... he learned how to keep his emotions locked away and buried deep, deep down. hence why us falling in love/getting together at all is such a slow burn - bc he tries to bottle all his emotions away AND we start out ...strongly disliking one another (YA LOFFMAN IS ENEMIES TO LOVERS LMAOOOOO he fell first tho. i can talk abt the timeline of this for hours . i will spare yall for now but pls shoot me an ask if ur curious @ anyone who may be reading this)

but over time ... once he finally is in touch with that side of himself again... him expressing his love is very quiet. he speaks more-so through physical touch + acts of service/gift giving,, as hes never been good with words. but ,, he loves taking care of me. whether thats when im sick, or im overwhelmed, or he just simply wants to because he wants to. (he also loves holding me any chance he gets.....hes a very soft person at heart, not that hed want anyone to truly know that tho hehehh)

~ smitten ; was it easy for the people around you and f/o to figure out you liked each other? did they get involved in you getting together at all?

I THINK THAT GREATLY DEPENDS ON WHO IT IS. i think amanda knew first because ... partially its bc shes my twin and knows me as well as she knows herself , and could see through WHAT I THOUGHT WAS my "hatred" for him (that comes with its own drama tho tbh) -- but on the other side of the coin, i dont think kramer/lawrence were quick to realize it at all

ALL THIS TOOK FOREVER FOR ME TO TRY AND EXPLAIN IN A WAY THAT MAKES SENSE IM SO SORRY my brain feels fried rn ......

#ty mia ily #[🗯] asks.txt #[⚙️🤍🦇] die with me #ask game #bug.txt

[francy-sketches]

Havent made finished art in bit but I wanted to post something so here’s some sketches from a while ago that I’m too lazy to color.

Its jaime and tommen but theyre like on the run or something idk some angsty bonding moments

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #jaime lannister #tommen baratheon #uh and a cat idk why i put it there #tommy b really tryin to sell the poor orphan vibe when he's like the richest child alive uh #theyre on the run but he still has time to do his victorian curls ok #or maybe they hold for a few days idk #bottom right looks like theyre trying to b like their evil siblings #they simply dont have their energy tho sorry #my art

[omeno]

if u see me go full hq again its the season depression <3 im not dropping them block men tho i just crave comfort

#blacklist o.2d to avoid it #back on that kr/tsk bullshit medium force and central once again uwu #and well bakt too who am i without them #i think that if i dont have at least a month of hq brain rot every year i'd just simply die #you cut me open and they're there #not sorry at all tho #tho honestly i'd probably just kinda disappear & just rb art lol #anywhooo imma go keep rewatching bye bye #(<- fun fact im rewatching a reaction series bc i dont even have the energy to rewatch the whole thing full lmao / #/ ill probably stick to that the manga if i get blue balled & fics <3 time is a flat fucking circle btw) #long tags #o.txt

[tarobytez]

kaz’ cane in shadow and bone - why i fucking hate it

@lokipigeonfancier​ u asked about this in the replies of my other post, but in short, as a cane user i hate the design and no cane user in their right mind would actually use it ldskfslkdjf OKAY CANE RANT TIME - IT MAKES ME SO MAD

so, before the show imagined kaz’ cane differently, whether i just ignored the canon information or not, but the idea of a crow shaped cane tip sounded like the most uncomfortable thing EVER

i imagined it more as a normal cane, with a carving of a crow at the time, where you are not touching but still outwards facing - similar to this picture (below), but with a crow, and metal

[ID: a wooden cane, with a carving of a snarling wolf in front of the hand hold]

BUT THE SHOW THEN DECIDED TO MAKE THE WHOLE HANDHELD PART 1. METAL AND 2. CROW SHAPED????

metal is more of a personal pet peeve, but metal gets super hot in the sun, and sweaty and has that metallic scent when u hold onto it. yes, kaz wears gloves, but still, the Fabrikator most likely would not know that he wore gloves (+ i forget when he started wearing the gloves? before or after? im leaning towards before but my memories shit lol) all the time. tl;dr metal is a dumb material for the the top of a cane

IMAGINE GRIPPING ONTO A CROW SHAPED CANE. THAT WOULD BE SO DIFFICULT????? AND JUST HARD FOR NO REASON???? theres no real spot to actually hold like a normal cane, meaning that it is ball top - which i despise

ball top canes are the ones without a little extension to hold (see example below) - basically, more walking stick, since cane implies a curve yknow

[ID: a metal walking stick with holes in it, with a metal skull at the top]

the way the cane is used in the show, if u examine freddy’s cane use while walking is that of a ball tip one, where his grip is facing down (also walk style difference hhhhhh but i dont have energy to go find examples lol) HIS HAND WOULD BE SLIPPING AAAAA

and theres two options for why, one funny one realistic slkdfjsdf

kaz brekker is a dramatic mf who takes the discomfort and shittiness of the cane shape simply bc the cane looks cooler sdlksjlkdfdslkf

or, the costume designer / prop designer / whoever else designed it didn’t understand cane users, etc etc

this is all my opinion tho lmaooo

WAIT ONE LAST THING I FOUND KINDA WHAT I WAS DESCRIBING EARLIER

[ID: person with a black leather glove holds onto a cane with a crow carved on the tip]

OKAY THIS BUT THE TOP ISN’T METAL BC EW SO ANOTHER MATERIAL IDK

sorry if this didn’t make any sense, like i said in my post yesterday, i am not smart

#soc #soc kaz #shadow and bone #shadow and bone tv #sab #sab show #kaz brekker #six of crows #crooked kingdom #cane user #disabled #kaz brekker cane

[whomst-art-thou-whomst-whomst]

Texts from the Lost Tomb, part 5.2

Also yes this is a 5 part story arc, why do you ask, no I’m not “avoiding real life work”

Main Chat

Wang Pangzi: YOU KNOW THERE ARE THOSE WHO WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING DRAGGED OUT OF BED AT AN UNGODLY HOUR FOR THE SAKE OF SOME JEWELRY AND FORCED INTO AN ADVENTURE

Wu Xie: And we are just so grateful you are above all that.

Zhang Qiling: You were fully awake and insisted we pack and go as soon as possible in case there was, and I quote, “more weird shit happening we can cash in on.”

Wu Xie: I mean it’s kind of interesting that the Zhang family sent a car for us. We could have driven. So what is going on there, I wonder?

Wang Pangzi: YOU KNOW FOR A PARANOID AND CONNIVING LITTLE SHIT YOU STILL RADIATE OBLIVIOUS BAMBI ENERGY

HATE TO BE THE ADMIRAL ACKBAR HERE BUT ITS DEF A TRAP MY BOY

WHY DO U THINK WE ARE MESSAGING AND NOT TALKING DUMMY

WERE YOU IN A TOMB ON THE DAY THEY TAUGHT PPL STRANGER DANGER

BUT NO NO YOU WERE ALL “LETS GET IN THE VAN WITH THE FREE CANDY AND PUPPIES I BET WE’RE GOING TO THE CIRCUS”

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW IM LOJACKING YOU FOR REAL THIS TIME, SHOULDVE DONE THIS YEARS AGO

Zhang Qiling: I agree, in this particular case, with Pangzi. You should not have gotten in their vehicle while we were still inside the house. It forced us to follow you into the van to prevent separation, and they seemed to be expecting that. I don’t know whether Zhang Rishan intended this, but I don’t trust him.

Wu Xie: :( I got excited and didn’t think it through. I’m sorry.

Wang Pangzi: DONT YOU GIVE US THE BIG EYES WE ARE IMMUNE

MOSTLY

SPEAKING OF IMMUNE ITS REALLY FUCKIN COLD IN HERE AND UR STILL SICK, PUT YOUR JACKET ON STUPID

Wu Xie: oh relax, I’m fine. No fever at all today, remember? I feel a lot better, too.

Wang Pangzi: YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO HAVE XIAO GE INTERVENE

Zhang Qiling: It is odd to say this, but Pangzi is right again. You are barely back on your feet and could easily get worse again. Wu Xie. Jacket. Now.

Wu Xie: Oh fine. Teaming up on me, I see. Happy now?

Wang Pangzi: FUCKING ECSTATIC. NOW BACK TO HOW WE MAY BE PULLING A LI CU

Wu Xie: If it is an abduction, it wouldn’t be them moving against the whole Wu family—not with Uncle Erbai in charge. Zhang Rishan strikes me as someone who doesn’t make a move unless he is sure of his plan, and this is all a bit last-minute to be a big shift. Besides, they let Xiao Ge keep his sword and we still have all our phones.

Wang Pangzi: TOOK AWAY MY EXPLOSIVES THO THE BASTARDS

Zhang Qiling: In fairness, you were waving them around and yelling that if they tried anything it was going to be “yippeekiyay motherfucker all up in this bitch.”

Wang Pangzi: IT SOUNDS LESS COOL COMING FROM YOU. I THINK I SEE THE TEAHOUSE?

Wu Xie: me too. That’s Zhang Rishan on the steps. This must be urgent. Everybody stay shiny.

Zhang Qiling: I will be getting out first. Wu Xie in the middle, Pangzi at the rear.

Wang Pangzi: AND WHAT A VIEW;)

An hour later…

Main Chat

Wu Xie: Is everyone okay? I tried knocking but nothing is getting through, these are some solid walls.

Wu Xie: guys???

Wang Pangzi: OOPS PHONE WAS ON SILENT AND I WAS BUSY YELLING AT THE CEILING

IM PRESENT AND PISSED OFF

Zhang Qiling: Apologies, I was trying to break down the door.

Wang Pangzi: SO THIS MAY NOT BE THE TIME TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO BUT WHILE WE’RE HERE

Wu Xie: fuck Pangzi, I know, okay??

I’m an idiot, I’m so fucking stupid. It’s not like it’s the first or fiftieth time I’ve put you two in danger, either.

Wang Pangzi: HEY HEY WHOA NOW

STOP SAYING RUDE SHIT ABOUT MY FRIEND

ITS GONNA BE OKAY

DESPITE KNOWING THIS WAS A BAD IDEA I STILL COULDNT PREDICT HOW MUCH CHAOTIC LUCK THIS FAMILY HAS

DAMN IT I HATE WHEN HEI XIAZI IS RIGHT ABOUT THINGS

Zhang Qiling: I’m sorry. This is my fault. My line has a ruthlessly pragmatic streak and they’ve clearly wanted to test us separately to see why the necklace reacted to our arrival like that. It does not excuse Zhang Rishan trapping us in these separate rooms.

Wang Pangzi: UHH BITCH I SAID THIS FAMILY NOT YOUR FAMILY

THIS AINT ABOUT THEM

YOUR FAMILY IS ON MY SHIT LIST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

THIS FAMILY MEANT US OBVS

UGH ANY SIGN OF THE BASTARDS?

Zhang Qiling: no. Wu Xie?

Zhang Qiling: Wu Xie, answer me.

Wang Pangzi: WU XIE

TIANZHEN

PICK UP YOUR FUCKING PHONE DAMNIT YOU'RE SCARING XIAOGE

Zhang Qiling: I’m going to try breaking down the door again.

Wu Xie: Hello, Wang Pangzi and Zhang Qiling. My apologies for the rather inhospitable circumstances, but this seemed expedient considering the unknown qualities of the necklace. I could not be sure who was causing what, or what could happen next, and thus have temporarily set you in separate rooms for the sake of everyone’s safety.

Wang Pangzi: WTF GIVE HIM BACK HIS FUCKIN PHONE ZHANG RISHAN I KNOW ITS YOU YOU PRETENTIOUS ANTIQUE

WE DESTROYED THIS PLACE BEFORE AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN

Zhang Qiling: Your concerns for everyone’s safety are noted. Thank you for whatever you believe you’ve done right here.

Now. If you release us immediately and return Wu Xie to us, we will consider leaving without direct personal retribution.

Wang Pangzi: WHAT HE SAID AND ALSO YOU SUCK

Wu Xie: I regret that this has happened, I hope to make it up to you in the future. For the purpose of today’s needs, however—I will have my men escort the two of you out if you so desire, but unfortunately Wu Xie will need to stay until we have finished examining him.

Wang Pangzi: EXAMINING??? YOU FUCKING PERV HANDS OFF HE MAY BE THE BELLE OF THE BALL BUT HIS DANCE CARD IS SPOKEN FOR

I SWEAR I DID NOT GO THROUGH TEN YEARS OF THIS STARCROSSED CLUSTERFUCK FOR YOU TO SWOOP IN AND STEAL MY FRIENDS BF

Wu Xie: There is no call for rudeness. He will not be harmed. The artifact was responding to him directly. It has not lit up like this in over 200 years, and I need to understand why it is responding, and responding to someone who is not our kin, which it has never done before. This could have implications for everyone in my family if it could protect someone at the right moment.

Wang Pangzi: OKAY BUT CONSIDERING OUR TRACK RECORD IN THIS BUILDING AND THE SITUATION AT HAND Y’ALL ARE ABOUT TO NEED PROTECTION

Wu Xie: The testing would be going better if Wu Xie wasn’t worrying himself unnecessarily over where you both are, it’s making our readings difficult.

Wang Pangzi: OH GEE SO SORRY YOUR KIDNAPPING VICTIMS ARENT THRILLED TO BE HERE TO SAMPLE YOUR CREEPY JEWELRY BOX BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM

Zhang Qiling: Zhang Rishan. I appreciate that you must think of our family first in your decisions. As must I. I hope you can appreciate what that means for decisions I make.

Wang Pangzi: HEHEHE SO TRUE BESTIE

YOU PISSED OFF THE WRONG GOTH TODAY BUDDY BOY

Zhang Qiling: A compromise: we stay with him as you run your tests. That will calm him and assuage Pangzi’s concerns and prevent me from…testing the limits of your lifespan.

Wu Xie: I accept that this may temporarily impact our relations, but am hopeful that you will come to understand that sometimes I need to make certain choices for this family that are…difficult. I will come to let you—One moment. Something seems to be happening.

Babysitters Club Chat

Wang Pangzi: OH SO WE ARE GONNA JUST POLITELY SIT WITH WU XIE AS STRANGERS POKE HIM WITH NEEDLES ARE WE HUH WELL LOOK WHOS BEING A HELPFUL LITTLE LAB ASSISTANT

Zhang Qiling: I’m attempting to convince him to let us out. Of course we will not simply sit there. Some lying to gain trust is necessary here.

Wang Pangzi: UR BEIN A SHADY BITCH XIAOGE AND ITS HOT

THATS WHY YOUR TATTOO IS SO BIG ITS FULL OF SECRETS

ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU TO—WAIT WHAT WAS THAT SOUND??

At the same time…

Bonnie and Clyde Chat

Xie Yuchen: …so, this is not what I expected to find.

Hei Yangjing: yeah kiddo is a bit freaked out:/ this sucks. I mean I get that they are concerned blah blah blah necklace goes brightbright but maybe we should go find the other two

or at least find a way to let Wu Xie know we are here, that room he’s in looks like a dungeon and not in a good way

Xie Yuchen: Does it look like I’m able to do anything right now? Also, I’m fairly certain they won’t be harmed. Zhang Rishan may be callous, but he isn’t stupid.

Hei Yangjing: r u kidding

he split up Romeo and Juliet, then left Romeo with a sword—seems pretty stupid to me

Xie Yuchen: Yeah I’m not going near that. He made his bed with that choice. What can you see? These Neanderthal guards are blocking my view.

Hei Yangjing: uh so there’s like a lab table situation

Wu Xie isn’t tied up, a good sign in this context

I can’t see what those people are holding, they’re talking a lot and some asshole just grabbed Wu Xie’s arm, looks like maybe they are putting in an IV?

The necklace is—oh. Oh shit.

#whomst #ultimate note #wu xie #dmbj #the lost tomb #pingxie #iron triangle #dmemebj