#they’d fuck anyway probably

[shortbreadly]

they did NOT approach you from across the room blitzo and they do NOT like your vibe

#they’d fuck anyway probably #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss season two #helluva boss episode seven #helluva boss mammon’s magnificent musical mid-season special #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss fizzarolli #helluva boss ozzie #helluva boss asmodeus #helluva boss fizzarozzie

[gothic-mothic]

A very long, very late, and very quiet car ride.

#I love drawing cars (lying lying lying oh my god) #at least the coloring was fun #this was supposed to be more orangey but blue looked so nice #I hope the lighting is good I didn’t use any refs #in my defense I couldn’t find a good one #fuck it we ball #yk #anyway #tsp #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud #post parable au #I imagine this takes place after a social event that went really poorly #narrator probably said some harsh things and Stanley most likely overreacted #maybe they’d step on each others shoes less if they actually communicated their boundaries #but can you imagine what a pain in the ass that would be? #anyway Stanley’s gay ass little surfboard keychain his ex-roommate gave him #this looser doesn’t even surf #anymore I think #listen he did a lot of crazy shit those 4 years #.png #Stanley tsp #The Narrator tsp

[daily-yttd-something]

Day 181: Daily-YTTD-Something forgot to post yesterday

Originally titled ‘Pi(e) day’

#I made the post I just got caught up talking to a new friend #I don’t know how to make pi and didn’t wanna look it up can you tell #PIE* #god fuck #anyways #I love these two as a duo #they’d be friends I bet #one can bake and one can cook #Hell Kai can probably bake too #and Mai can probably cook too— #but they both are better at one than the other #and I love that #your turn to die #yttd #daily yttd #kimi ga shine #daily kimi ga shine #daily your turn to die #kai satou my beloved #kai satou yttd #kai yttd #yttd kai #yttd mai #mai yttd #mai tsurugi

[sluttyten]

My afraid-of-romance ass has just been asked by another regular customer for my number and the stupid thing is that again I do think this guy is kinda cute and I really probably should say yes

#the fear tho lmao #what am I afraid of? I have no fucking clue #this is why I’m still questioning my sexuality lol like what am I? do I even actually like guys? do I like anyone? #in an existential spiral at the moment #but honestly why do they always ask for my number #like dude just give me yours and let me make the decision when you’re not right here in front of me #but I felt bad telling him no today just because the last time a customer asked and I said yes I almost immediately regretted it #and then that didn’t work out because I thought he was too young #young* and now he still sometimes comes by and I just feel awkward about it #maybe I should turn to Facebook and see if I can find him because I have set an age limit for myself and I really don’t want to entertain #anyone younger than that #but I’m……… I know I’m like never active in here anymore #but I just needed to talk about this somewhere #because any of my coworkers would probably tell me I’m being ridiculous or they’d just seriously keep questioning why I keep saying no to #customers that hit on me and my best friend would probably also not get it #idk y’all I just needed to rant about it/talk about it #anyway I’m definitely gonna stress over this until tomorrow #and I’m gonna feel really bad if he stops coming by

[wwpbviiid]

I don’t remember if this was addressed but if Melanie was spared from the Eyepocalypse by having blinded herself does that mean all blind people were similarly spared?

#tma #the magnus archives #tma melanie #melanie king #melanie tma #surely it wasn’t just those two. there is no way in hell it was just those two #I’m imagining around the world people and small groups that are untouched by the fears #but have no way of even knowing the others exist #hell given the fact time and space didn’t work right even if they searched the whole planet they could miss each other #fuck imagine just one person spared and around them a domain of the lonely pops up #they’d probably fall to it despite not being a part of it despite not feeding it #I would anyway

[ickypuppi3]

March 29th, 1985

“What about your other birthdays? What did you do?” Steve plays with Billy’s pendant as he lays on his chest. Presses closer like he's trying to hear Billy’s heartbeat. “Which was your favorite?”

Billy looks over at the clock. Squints.

7:30.

He sighs. Smiles. Twists a lock of soft brown hair around his finger before he rests his hand over Steve’s. Laces their fingers together. “Didn’t expect the Spanish fuckin’ inquisition this early in the morning, Stevie.”

“C’mon baby, ’m serious.” Steve twists until his eyes meet Billy’s. “I wanna know.” The you goes unsaid. Billy feels his heart skip. Finds himself wondering how he’d got so lucky. How he’d found himself waking up on his eighteenth birthday in Steve’s Harrington’s bed.

With Steve Harrington wrapped around him.

#my words #billy hargrove #harringrove #steve harrington #billy’s 18th was actually a friday so they’re skipping #as they should #they’d still be at school right #what month do you graduate #if not then they’re not skipping they’re just fucking around #either way good for them #anyway #the boys deserve to be soft #also i realised i should probably start utilising my ao3 for hg stuff considering i only post it here #shoutout for billy for making me get my ass in gear i guess

[getoutofmytardis]

actually yeah i get the ‘maybe 15 was just pretending he’s ok now so 14 would stay home with donna’ thing bc like. i would absolutely give my 17 year old self a little kiss on the forehead and tell them it’s gonna be ok babe we get better. while also desperately needing a hug and therapy session from my 50 year old self.

#dare i make it that far in life #and i think 50 year old me would probably be also mid crisis but pretend they’re not #actually maybe they’d just give me a slap over the head idk #would not put it past them i do think i’m in my insufferable era #doctor who #anyway #i am sticking by the whole 15s just fucked up bc he’s gradually watched everyone in the noble family die tho #my shit brain

[steveharrington]

Took a peek at the swifties on twt or whatever tf they're called and holy shit they're insane insane. Crying about a person's personal life like it's a mf tv show, making up batshit theories. Saw someone tweet front pages of different magazines saying she's pregnant just cuz she has a stomach, completely body shaming her, but they were using that as "Proof" that the breakup didn't happen like ??? Do they not realize Taylor probably hates their asses?? She's rich she'll be fine ofc, but fuck that shit must be exhaustingg

it’s genuinely fascinating to me like. the phenomenon of people calling themselves “fans” and practically devoting their life to someone who they actually treat like shit. it makes me think of phoebe bridgers recently saying that her fans harassed her so aggressively online for daring to date a guy they don’t like, to the point where she straight up says “I, at one of the lowest points of my life, saw people who claim to love me fucking dehumanize me and shame me and fucking bully me” and i applaud her for saying it!! and like look i’m no fan of taylor swift and it’s hard for me to sympathize with celebrities on a lot of issues, but sometimes i try to imagine living a life where Everything you do is public and your “fans” comb through your instagram taking screenshots of dates and trying to match them to time signatures in your music videos and pick out colors of your tour outfits all to prove that your recent break-up is part of some Secret Message to them……like not just not having privacy, but your fans genuinely thinking every detail of your life is intended for their consumption. you’re literally nothing more than a product to them, no matter how much they claim to love you! and you still have to do meet and greets with them 😭

#even t swift fans that aren’t gaylors or whatever are very obsessive about looking through her life for clues #i genuinely can’t empathize with taylor swift on most of the stuff she complains about but This like. i can’t imagine #and she doesn’t say anything about it because they’re still giving her money lmao which like checks out #but i really wish she’d make a video just straight up being like you guys are fucking freaks leave me alone #but they’d probably just like count the first letter of every word and find some secret message #anyways #answered #anon

[simstoyourdismay]

smoking key lime og 😝

#ts4 #ts4 cas #sims 4 #s4 #simblr #ts4 simblr #s4 simblr #s4 cas #i was gonna post her to a different rico song but then i remembered this one existed and it was perfect #she’s so pretty her name is nanthika #the entire time i was making her i was like i knowww talia would go crazy over her #at first i was like they’d definitely be club buddies.. and then i was like no let’s get real they’re definitely fuck buddies #but there is no rule that friends with benefits can’t club together!! #anyways she’s probably not in the story but she is definitely connected to tal okay #my other sims

[crmsndragonwngss]

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#news #tours #erra #make them suffer #void of vision #novelists #instagram #they still haven’t figured out that tons of people fucking love them #and that they need to start booking larger venues #like they would probably sell out HOB in Dallas no problem #and I’d prefer that venue anyway lol #or whatever they turned gas monkey into after that company bought it from Richard Rawlings #hell there’s enough Dallas fans that they’d probably fill the music factory in Irving #and like the metalcore scene is great because core kids just go to shows even if they don’t know the bands #esp the Dallas scene cuz it’s bigger than people think #and like the tickets are only $25 #like that’s insane those are 2010 prices #do you know how much I paid to see them with abr? #it was like $35 I think lol #not including fees #I like abr but if Erra hadn’t been with em I wouldn’t have gone tbh #Seattle Pittsburg and Chicago ain’t the only seats of core music #just ask crown the empire and Memphis may fire and polyphia #it seems like half the members of the driftposting group are from the metroplex area too lol so idk why they chose south side #it’s fuckin tiny #the ballroom’s bigger but ugh I don’t like that venue either #honestly I don’t like standing room only #cuz like… I’m not getting any younger lmao

[usergrantaire]

i don’t know how to explain to americans that they should also care about foreign policy

#like it or not. they have their grubby hands in global south countries #why do you think they have so many military bases worldwide #the cia is personally responsible for a clusterfuck of political issues in my own country #begging. BEGGING the vote blue no matter who cult to understand #that you’re not going to enact any meaningful change by voting blue every time #in fact they’ll have no incentive to change #because your vote is guaranteed every time anyway right? #you have to make them feel legitimately threatened by threatening to withhold your vote #maybe then they’d actually feel compelled to make better changes #idk. just my two cents as someone whose country is still feeling the aftermath of american interference even now #so anyway. fuck biden <3 #cutting off funding to the unrwa at this crucial moment is complicity in genocide. #if you think this is about you… it probably is. please reflect on your personal politics #kei.txt

[samuraisharkie]

due to Life Shit I kind of stopped drawing much about a year or two after I graduated high school bc I just kind of didn’t have the time or mental/emotional/physical capacity to fit it in, despite art being something I really want to be a part of my career. It kind of makes me sick to realize how much muscle memory I lost just from that time (I had only about a year and a half total of absolutely no art but that was enough. doesn’t help that during that time I seriously injured my hands) considering I’ve been drawing my entire life. I really wish things had not gone that way and that I could have kept going, but expectations were on me to do something else and any time I sat down to draw was treated as wasting time. There’s also something weird about recovering from severe trauma that kind of adjusts how you engage with a hobby you used as a coping mechanism, which Art very much was. I almost never drew vent art, but I used it to focus on something and make myself happy and proud of work I actually could do, and once I was out of the environments that funneled me into drawing (being forced to go to church, school, anything involving sitting down for a long period of time) I found less time to actually have an excuse. Someone bought me a single college course of art classes right out of high school, and I think that was where I COULD have had the opportunity to really get started if I had actually had the money to continue and the college hadn’t been so far away. After that course ended I didn’t have that excuse anymore. I used to draw in DeviantArt and Discord art groups, but those began to fall apart and soon I didn’t have that option either. After that I doodled but didn’t really create Full Pieces unless some friend asked it of me, and it was never a commission bc I’d never trained myself to get that sort of shit done without taking too long, so I’d always do it for free. So even that wasn’t a big motivator eventually. Now that I’m struggling for work after becoming more physically disabled after COVID, all that time I could have spent honing my art skills so I could do SOMETHING with my art really is weighting down on me. I have the option to do freelance work, illustrations, pet commissions, even things like cards and cookies. I’ve seen these avenues open up for me gradually, but I’ve lost the skills I built up that I need to actually make something I’m proud of. I’ve taken to tracing old art to try and remember my thought process and my “style”… but my memory was bad BEFORE the covid, and it’s worse now, and my brain fog makes it hard to focus even if I could get back on the train of thought. I don’t remember the construction that would be in my mind’s eye. I barely can keep a clear vision in my mind’s eye anymore, worryingly. I never had a crystal clear imagination, it was always sort of abstract, but I could see the lines, I could construct a scene. Now I have to focus hard to get any sort of detail clear in my head. It’s like if you tried to look directly into someone’s face in a dream, or put in a prompt in neural blender. So I have to adjust to performing the entire thought process physically, slowly and tediously trying to figure out what I’m imagining before I can really get started. Those old art tutorials for constructing shapes and bodies and such just aren’t coming naturally anymore so I have to dredge deep into my mind to remember which advice helped “click” the best and knowing it might not do it this second time around. It’s like if you forgot how to ride a bike. It was something natural to you, you could even get started haphazardly and distracted and still be able to tell where you were going and not fall over or trip on yourself, but now it’s like you have to focus on each step and it constantly feels like it’s taking everything you have to not crash. I’m glad I can start drawing again, but it hurts that something so huge in my life has been turned into this. I’ve ranted about it before it’s just easier to notice when you’re not sketching out people’s pets or doing super stylized doodles.

#I didn’t know you could max out a ‘text block’ on tumblr also. my indication to stop LOL #long post #vent #kind of. I’m not like super angsty abt it I’m just sad that I have to spend more time remembering #instead of actually accomplishing anything with my dreams. I’m 26 and there’s 18 year olds living my fucking dream yknow #I know you don’t have a certain age requirement for art but I also know you never stop improving #and being set back before I was even proud enough to set prices for my work is kind of devastating #I just love art. I want to be an animator or something involve with creative concepts. #I want to make things I’m proud of. but what used to come easily now feels like chewing nails #the metal ones not the cartilidge. anyway #I know I’m kind of hard on myself but it’s hard not to be when you’re surrounded by people with such talent #and it feels like you’re running behind when you see people getting to their dreams so much sooner than you. #I know it’ll happen but it hurts sometimes remembering what I used to imagine id be doing at this age #and realizing past me probably had more of a chance at these careers than I do right now bc of brain damage and physical and mental issues #it’s not confirmed if I have brain damage but like. I can tell something is different. #it’s not like they’d be able to diagnose it by now or even that it’d change anything #I just have to keep going and keep trying. it’s just discouraging and frustrating #I wish I could summon all the memories from my brain back up so I could feel happier about my art #I’m happy to have the chance to start drawing again don’t get me wrong. I still like to draw. it’s just. #I can tell the difference between how it was and how it is now and it makes me mourn #ough I wish I still had a therapist lmao. Deb get the fuck back here you traitor.

[woundedheartwithin]

According to my insurance, appealing a denied claim can result in two different outcomes:

❌ appeal granted and claim approved in app

❌ appeal denied and letter sent in mail

✅ secret third thing (appeal and claim both ignored entirely)

#she speaks #no idea what the status of it is and I’m afraid to ask #I haven’t gotten a bill for it yet so that’s good! #not sure what they could do anyway like what are they gonna put the kidney stone back? #my insurance denied the overnight stay #cuz some doctor I’ve never met god knows where magically knows things about me that my actual doctor doesn’t #never mind the fact that I couldn’t stay awake after the surgery and that’s why they decided to keep me #I’m sure it would have been fine for me to go home immediately after a major surgery with no oxygen or saline or pain relief #I’m sure I wouldn’t have fucking died because there was still too much anesthesia in my system #course they’d probably like that wouldn’t they

[vroomian]

I'm so intrigued by the possibilities of merit/villain. Who doesn’t like an enemies-to-lovers-to-still-enemies (and all variations)? I say, if Merit wants to fuck the evil old man, let her fuck the evil old man. Who are we to say no?

Merit: oh noooo the evil old beefcake wants to fuck me nasty in exchange for our lives, how terrible ~

Vel: ….you’re not fooling anyone.

Merit, tugging open her shirt and musing her hair: I have no idea what you mean, wife of mine <3. I’ll be back in a week don’t wait up

#she fucks that old man! #I’m still debating if everyone has both a dick and a vag here btw #I think they’d probably evolve that way…. or maybe there’s an entirely new thing! #we could get home stuck up I here and do the tentadick lol #anyway: merit literally fucks the old man 🤭🫣 #you've got questions we've got answers #desert comic #tw suggestive

[miahasahardname]

the creators of ace attorney are epic. and if they were to reveal miles as canonically gay, they would do it during pride month and just make it. super casual.

just, a regular tweet, saying something like:

“guess who’s coming out the closet! that’s right — it’s miles! he’ll always be our same old prideful edgeworth!”

because of course they would reference that one moment in bridge to the turnabout. you just know it.

anyways that was my stupid thought of the day.

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #lgbt #gay #they’d probably do this in japanese first tho #the creators of ace attorney are japanese after all #then maybe the official ace attorney twitter account would translate it into english?? #idk i’m stupid #i have no idea how this would work but i’m sure the fan girls would love it #let’s face it: we all want miles to be gay #it’s just the truth #miles edgeworth is gay. and will never not be gay. #he is the homosexualist person in all of ace attorney history. #he’s an #asexy attorney #😎👉🏼👉🏼 #WAIT NO MIA that’s not a gay pun that’s an asexual pun!!! #fucking dumbass #anyways goodbye

[joyfuladorable]

My one big problem with Turtles Forever is the fact that Karai helps Ch’rell like what the fuck girl

#get therapy honey #why would you do that after going to the capril wedding and having your cyber dad almost kill you your partner and your friends #maybe if the plot was her Pretending to serve him so she could help stop him I would feel better #obviously I take issue with how slapstick and mischaracterized the 87 verse is #but overall it’s a sweet movie #I really enjoyed both Splinters making the turtles feel at home #and how silly they were yelling their catchphrases at each other #bunch of goofballs I love them #also holy shit I realize that post this movie they have to look for a new lair???? #on top of it being destroyed #Hun knows where it is #fuck dude where would they even go next #probably they’d room with Leatherhead for a bit he’s Got the space #‘sorry you got erase for a hot second there LH you won’t Believe what we’ve just been through!’ #also lmao at Don saying there’s no stick that can travel interdimensionally like hello??? #the Daimyo’s staff?? the Time Scepter??!?? #I’d count those both as sticks #anyways I play Zelda now byeeeeee