#they’re everything to meeeee

[kitamars]

swap! swap! swap!

#i. LOVE them in each other’s clothes #they’re everything to meeeee #also ww with pushed back hair? amen amiright #AND VASH WITH HIS HAIR DOWN. AMEN AMIRIGHT #GOD. they are so ideal #vash the stampede #vash #nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood #vashwood #trigun #trigun maximum #ok bye

[prismaticuniverses]

can’t BELIEVE I haven’t drawn them as Roger and Jessica Rabbit until now

#rambles #risart #THEY’RE EVERYTHING TO MEEEEE #they’ve been the only thing in my brain for like a week straight WAH

[potato-lord-but-not]

when when when……. gf so pretty 👉👈

#THEY’RE SOOO UGGH EVERYTHING TO MEEEEE #artists on tumblr #traditional art #lgbtq #queer art #sapphic #sapphic art #bi4bi #bears in trees #Cassiopeia by bears in trees SLAYS BTW #starry eyed

[cweampier]

i have such a thing for age gaps especially for men who definitely have authority over me. sorry everyone… i just need a big strong man to take care of me cough leon

#WAHHHHH take care of meeeee #i need to be cradled but also fucked to the brink of tears #they’re fun to tease bc everything goes over their heads #mf i will GIVE you head #chatty timawima

[lavampira]

if I think about the dynamic that d’alia has with y’shtola too hard I will morph into an inconsolable puddle of emotions on the floor ;-;

it’s how d’alia trusts and confides in her the most out of the scions, that as much as she loves the twins like family, she feels a sense of responsibility for them, but she can lower the face of strength that she wears as the WoL when she’s around y’shtola and catch her breath knowing that she doesn’t have to be the one to take charge, they know the signs of when the other needs a shoulder or ear as much as they work together as an efficient team, that y’shtola looks out for her as much as d’alia does for everyone, there’s years of friendship and unspoken feelings faded to lengths of sacrifice and protection, they’re alia and shtola, and how they care so much about each other, too much in the way that it can never be anything else, but the comfort in what they have,

#they’re besties they’re colleagues they’re confidantes they’re everything to meeeee #the [redacted] arc of shb msq rewired my brain #dani plays ffxiv #game: ffxiv #oc: d'alia liveq #ch: y'shtola rhul #alia/shtola

[the-coranic-jinx]

Been missing plance lately, and the internal struggle on whether to rewatch the show or not is so real

#warning my tags are just ranting about a dead show #vld #plance #pidge #lance #like I KNOW how much watching that show frustrates me #all that potential… all those cool characters…. the disservice they’re done.. #my fave parts of the show are the garrison trio and also coran and it feels like so little of the show is about them #at least pidge gets a lot of screen time looking for Sam and Matt #but I wished they had focused more on her relationship with lance and hunk #I’m fine with plance not being canon because that was always improbable #but watching the show for CRUMBS feels painful #but I wanna draw them and watching the show will inspire meeeee #how can this show still infuriate me???? #in my head I have my own version of the show where coran and lance have more bonding and there is way more garrison trio #and of course plance #and also coran gets to cry a little about losing literally everything except allura #I respect all the folks who care about Shirl and Keith but they are so boring to me #at least in the show they are but so much of the story is about them #in fanfics i generally enjoy their characters way more #I’m rambling sorry it’s late

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode eight :: GOOD DAYS

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n (barely), multiple x y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔it’s a good day to be y/n, to be a y/n stan and a red bull hater.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ hot dilfs, none.

y/n

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y/n singapore gp ft. george stealing my phone and queen alexandra doing god’s work 😮‍💨

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y/n ‘is there someone else/starry eyes’ 🎬 mv & behind the scenes are both out now 💐 had the absolute pleasure and honour of working with my closest best friends and literal soulmates on this one and they looked like princesses ⭐️💗 can’t be happier than this 🫧 love u to death!!! directed by me btw >:)

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#f1 x y/n #f1 fanfiction #f1 smau #f1 x reader #f1 x you #carlos sainz x reader #charles leclerc x reader #lewis hamilton x reader #lando norris x reader #daniel ricciardo x reader #max verstappen x reader #pierre gasly x reader #jenson button x reader #mark webber x reader #sebastian vettel x reader

[vmpiires]

ok i got one. gojo fucking y/n until her brain doesn’t practically work / until her brain goes to mush 💯💯💪🏾💪🏾

𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔

„𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐌𝐘 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄”

: ̗̀➛ 18+ CONTENT!!!

: ̗̀➛ afab!reader, light sex, praising, proofread so i apologize in advance for any mistakes if they’re made.

: ̗̀➛ art creds by;; currently unknown. dividers are not mine, if you own these, you may claim them in comments.

: ̗̀➛ WORD COUNT;; 936

* dark mode recommended

* do not copy this plot. i’m perfectly fine with inspirations but give creds. if this plot his stolen in any way, the post will be taken down and you will be blocked.

𝐃𝐀𝐊𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 ✉️🖇️;; wrote this up in class. i hope ya likeeee. reblog to support meeeee and if you want more :D

destiny’s child’s song “say my name” was playing loudly off your spotify playlist on your tv as you brushed your hair. your hair was dry after you washed it and did your hair care routine. you’d put some oil in your hair for extra moisture and continue to brush it from the ends going up to your scalp.

“heyyyy, i love this song.” you heard gojo say as he entered your room. you could hear him singing along with the song. his goofiness made you smile and it always made your day when you were upset.

you turn around to him, “i didn’t know you liked this song,” you giggle. gojo nodded, having a big goofy grin on his face.

“yeahh, i love your music taste…uh..some of it,” he chuckled. it was true, gojo loved the songs you played. whether it was some violent gang banging music or something soft like chris brown or any 80s-90s rnb songs, he was always down to test the waters of your music.

“hey, hurry up and finish your hair, i wanna cuddle.” gojo stated as he began taking off his shirt. the male was out with his best friend, geto, doing some work and fighting off any spirits they might’ve encountered during that time. you couldn’t blame him for being tired.

you finish with your hair and put a bonnet on your head so it could be protected while you relaxed with gojo in bed and turned off your music, putting on a random movie to play on netflix. you lie down beside your icy haired boyfriend and he immediately puts his arms around you, holding you tightly.

gojo starts kissing your shoulder, slightly distracting you from the movie that you were watching. you didn’t know what was happening but you were interested in the film sort of. it wasn’t long until gojo was on top of you, kissing you all over.

“i thought you said you wanted to cuddle,” you interject, making gojo stop and smirk at you. when he made that face, you knew what he was up to and you weren’t opposed to his actions so you let him continue.

sexual interaction with gojo was sort of funny because he was always making jokes with you while he was forcing his dick in your guts, which made you stop laughing at him. you had a feeling he’d do that again.

tonight was different. gojo was prepping you, sticking his face in your wetness. you could feel the tip of his nose tickling your cunt while his tongue circled your folds then plunged down into you, sucking and slurping your fluids.

you put your hand down on his head and gripped his snow white hair. your hips bucked into his face before gojo would push his hands down against your hips, forcing you to stop your movement.

your moans were motivating him to move faster. he’d lift his head only to spit on your womanhood and continue to lick you until you were clean and ready for him, just so he could ruin you all over again. once he finished with that, he’d remove his boxers and stuff his length inside you without warning, making you yelp.

gojo laughed, “did i surprise you? or did it hurt?” he asked, still having that smile on his face even though his face was covered in your fluids. he didn’t even bother wiping it off. he liked the feeling of your mess coating his skin like a face mask. now he wanted to feel everything. and he wanted you to feel it too.

you shake your head, “you just didn’t give me a warning, that’s all.” you managed to get out between all of your moaning and groaning. trying your hardest to not turn into a moaning mess. but he’d do it to you anyway.

while the unknown movie played on your tv, gojo was pounding into you, showing no signs of stopping. he put his head down into the crook of your neck, kissing it. his kisses turned into bites while simultaneously sucking your skin to create a hickey.

“what’s my name, princess?” you heard gojo ask. you were so drunk off pleasure that you completely forgot what was going on. you forgot where you were. your mind completely blank. the only thing on your mind was gojo and how he was making you feel.

“gojo,” you moan. he’d pick up his speed, wanting to see his bulge through your stomach as he pounded you into the bed. you felt like your were sinking down into the mattress because of the position he was holding you in.

“sorry, i didn’t exactly hear what you said.” gojo chuckled before he let out a long and deep groan. he would continue to slam into you until he heard his name filling the room countless times.

he was fucking you dumb. you felt like a mindless zombie that only knew one word. one name. you were drooling all over yourself as your mouth hung open and your head leaning back against the headboard of your bed.

“is that all you know how to say?” gojo teased. you couldn’t even say anything to counter her statement. you were lost in another world. a place you couldn’t even comprehend.

before you knew it, you were making another mess for him. you let out a contempt sigh when the two of you finish. you felt exhausted but you felt like you wanted another round at the same time.

“okay, now we can cuddle.” gojo beamed, smiling at you, laying his head down on you.

𝐄𝐍𝐃.

⋆｡࿇ ·࣭࣪̇˖ 𖦹°༅༚

#choso kamo #jujutsu kaisen #𝐾𝑂𝑇𝐴 𝑊𝑅𝐼𝑇𝐸𝑆 書く #anime #jjk choso #choso x black!reader #jujutsu gojo #jjk gojo #gojo smut #gojou satoru x reader #jujutsu geto #jujutsu itadori #jujutsu kaisen choso #gojo satoru #gojo x y/n #gojo x black reader

[writingsoftwistedwonderland]

eheme, headcannons with Rook and Floyd with an aggressive sleeper? (Moves a lot, ends up waking up randomly, always half awake and wakes up for classes either shirt off and cold, or everything has been thrown off the bed and they’re like a star fish in the middle.)

hehehehe

As an aggressive sleeper myself, I have thought about this before! I am an avid Floyd X Oc shipper (Part of the reason I started an X Male reader blog), I do a lot of headcanons with it! For Floyd I can see him clinging onto his S/O, gently nibbling their sleeping shirt while keeping them close to his chest. If you get too out of hand, he'll just flop on you. "No! You lost moving privilege when you abandoned me >:C"

For Rook, I can see him being a more gentle version of Floyd. I don't mean the lil motherfucker is sweet and kind. He will probably koala his S/O whining and making up lies about them not loving him because they wanted to roll over to their side. "My loveeeeeeeeee I want to lay on your chest!" "But I don't like laying on my ba-" "OH YOU NO LOVE MEEEEE"

#octavinelle #pomefiore #floyd leech x male reader #Floyd Leech #Floyd Leech X Reader #Floyd Leech x gender neutral reader #rook hunt x male reader #Rook hunt X reader #Rook hunt #Rook hunt X Gender neutral Reader

[campbyler]

What are Mike and Will’s top three artists? (Idk if you’ve mentioned it before sorryy)

oooh i don’t think we’ve named specific favorites for them before!! i don’t know if we’ll be able to just name Three (edit: coming back to proofread after typing out this ask. i did not just name Three), bc to me acswy mike and will both have pretty varied music tastes — i think they’d both listen to a lot of different genres and artists, especially music that their friends/family/assorted loved ones introduce them to that might not be something they’d usually go for.

mike: we did mention in ch2 that mike has a demon days poster above his bed in the blue cabin, and while i don’t think gorillaz is one of his Favorite groups by any means, i do think he 1. listens to them a lot while driving specifically and 2. just reallyyyy loves their album art. to me mike is also such a pop punk enjoyer, so i think some of his go-tos include bands like all time low and paramore and blink-182, probably with a little midwest emo thrown in bc the boy did literallyyyyy grow up in indiana. i do also think he has a soft spot for feel-good pop, especially boyband music like 1D and BTR, and i think 5sos is not technically a boyband (or that they don’t like to be called one? iirc? maybe?) but i think he would listen to them quite a bit as well! really and truly i think mike would just like a little bit of everything, and his fav artists probably rotate a lot depending on his mood.

will: always a jeff buckley enthusiast across universes to meeeee, and the clear answers here are also the cure/the clash and other oldies rock OBVIOUSLYYYY but i think he would also totally dabble in typical Male Manipulator Music lol with likeeeee peach pit and pool house and the strokes especially. i think he’d also be into midwest emo (cannot escape his fate), and maybe also deftones and ptv a little bit (<- self indulgent and me projecting but i am not sorry). i think he also has a soft spot for pop, but not really in the same way mike does — for example, el definitely makes him listen to a lot of carly rae jepsen and the like when they’re together, and he also has a lot of good memories of listening to older pop songs with his mom when he was younger! like. he hits shuffle on his liked songs and it’s destiny’s child followed by radiohead followed by jenny by studio killers. he contains multitudes i’m afraid

#jenny by studio killers is a very special will song to me. if you guys care. i’ll scream it until i’m blue in the face #i also rec’d a fic on my main blog that basically cemented will as a sufjan stevens enjoyer for me for life #likeeee that is my canon now. sorry #anyways i’m so sorry i know you asked for Three and i just word vomited at you #but i just am so insane about them #and their music. #i have a lot of thoughts #asks #acswy reference

[btc-official]

criteria and archetypes of a tumblr “failgirl” (possible emerging counterpart to sexymen)

by comma

section i: “fail”

bad at everything or scared of everything or just really unlucky. she’s trying sososo hard and being sososo brave anyway

the universe is out to fucking get her. she’s constantly being put in Situations, or unreasonably hated by other characters. this is usually in a lighthearted mundane way but girls who have genuinely experienced the Horrors can count if they’re pathetic enough

pathetic in that weird spamton way where people either want to take her to therapy or put her in the microwave

showers once a week at most. no bedframe. you know the type

section ii: “girl”

so so so SO autistic and/or transgender

you can immediately tell just looking at her and everything new you learn about her just confirms it more

fuck canon fuck the haters fuck whether it even makes sense. the vibe is so strong that everyone just accepts it as fact. she told me herself

failboys do exist and seem a lot easier to agree on than their counterparts sexywomen. why must women constantly be questioned #feminism

apollyon

bocchi

kobeni

shinji

komi-san

keter

spamton

noelle holiday

alphys

harry dubois

euclid

rainbow dash

minori hanasato (project sekai)

trixie (mlp)

penny (pokemon)

yuri (ddlc)

mikan tsumiki (danganronpa 2)

meeeee <3

contentious/unconfirmed

monika (ddlc): is so scared and has no idea what she’s doing the whole time but she hides it so well that she comes off as a sexywoman

glados (portal): sexywoman with trauma. yeah she is so so repressed but i think lesbians are just like that

queen (deltarune): so so bad at her job but she has actual self-confidence + i feel like she’s just doing it on purpose for funsies

jerma985 (collective hallucination): i don’t know if he actually counts or if i just want to add him because it’s funny

final thoughts

i’m not trying to make rules this isn’t comprehensive do what you want forever. i just made this to help identify failgirls so we can discover more of them… together! <3

…because i’m trying to think of enough popular ones to do a poll at some point

#sociological theory #failgirl #tumblr sexyman #fuck it i’m posting this in its current state

[hotluncheddie]

✨hello✨ I’m havin thoughts again and now you bear the brunt of them (I’m so sorry it’s because your writing makes me feral 😈)-

Just thinkin about how Steve would be the service top to end all service tops- like that man would be *so* invested in his partners pleasure yk, like that man gets off on getting his partner off

So enter Eddie- and maybe Eddie’s never had a relationship like this before, where they’re properly dating and all that. And then maybe for whatever reason, Eddie gains weight, gets chubby, a belly, thicker thighs n all that sexy shit,

And Steve is just like 👹🥵😍🥰😘 because now there’s more?? For him to discover??? About Eddie??? And he just gets so invested in seeing how different parts of Eddie get more sensitive, how different positions work better for them, and basically just Steve having the absolute time of his LIFE because all he wants is for Eddie to feel good and it’s like every wet dream he’s ever had:

someone allowing him in and discovering everything they like *with him* and he likes Eddie soooo much and he’s just so happy that the person who’s letting him in is Eddie!! And he gets to do this with Eddie!! And Eddie likes Steve so much too, and he just feels so comfy with Steve because Steve always makes him feel so good about himself✨

Anyways this started as something smutty and then I had to insert schmoopy ass shit into it at the very end because I’m literally incapable of having any other thoughts??? So now I’m leaving this here I’m so sorry

AAAAAAAAAAAAA  *goes outside* *rips all my clothes off* *fucking howls at the moon* 

dude!! don’t apologise!!! thank you thank you for sharing such big brain JUICY thoughts with meeeee!!!! 

i’m just obsessed with like service top steve, service mouth steve, service dom steve like feeds into his praise kink SO well. just wants eddie to feel GOOD. steve just loves hearing it and seeing it and making it happen, just makes him so HARD, fucking LEAKING over the noises and faces he gets eddie to make. 

and like i just have this image of newly chubby eddie wearing his leather jacket, maybe going to steves work to talk to him. but his new belly is peeking out the front, pushing the flaps of the jacket apart and steve just sees it and in his head he’s going crazy. because this eddie is so hot and still so confident and so happy because everything's over and he can relax and god his jeans look so good now with all the meat eddie has on his thighs and steve is just a blushy stammering mess.

like steve who’s just obsessed with being able to bury himself between eddie’s newly thick thighs, them squeezing his head and he’s just able to open his mouth and taste and feel. and maybe his hearing has gone a bit but its okay because eddie is SO loud all the time so steve can always hear what feels good. and eddie never stops taking never stops telling him how good he is, how amazing and perfect it feels. 

maybe they’ve not been dating that long and steve’s just still fixated on the fact that he fucking loves sucking dick. but maybe eddie gets kinda insecure. ‘i barely ever even to touch you stevie’ and steve goes so red because he didn’t really realise it was so noticeable but, like, he just doesn't need eddie to do anything back, because he always gets off on eddie’s moans the feeling of eddie around him and it just the perfect environment for him to rut against the mattress and finish. mind and body foggy and gooey and delicious. he’s ruined so many pyjama pants that way. 

and when he tells eddie all that, eddie just gets gooey and calls him cute and kisses him silly. but then eddie makes a point of spending some nights on just steve, making him moan, whispering the praise right in his ear so he really gets it, knows how good eddie feels with him, how much he thinks about steve when he's alone with just his hand (oh and steve would just LOVE that, getting eddie off even when they’re apart). eddie making them switch positions so eddie can see the look on steve face when he finally tips over the edge. 

or maybe eddie’s had like a little experience with a couple random guys just from like parties here and there. but it always felt like he was performing, like he had to put on a roll, like he couldn’t really enjoy himself. he always had to pay to much attention to if the other guy still liked him, was still into it. so he had fun, got off but it was never a space where he could really let go. but with steve, with steve its like his fucking soul is being bared.  

because steve is just so obsessed with eddie loosing himself and just enjoying it. like steve has to spell it out a bit but eventually eddie gets that steve gets most turned on by eddie being truly in it. just thinking and moving in whatever way feels good. and eddie leans into it. same way he leans into his weight gain. he likes how it feels, how his body has changed, likes eating and doesn’t wanna stop. and steve is SO SO into that, eddie being happy and comfortable and it’s just makes everything hotter. so eddie gets naked way more, wants to try different positions, see what feels best. finds out that he has all these new sensitive parts, all these bits that just light up where steve squeezes them with his big, massive hands. likes slipping into sub space sometimes because he just knows steve will always take care of him. it just feels good, makes them both feel so good. 

like they are the ultimate switch couple, you KNOW they’re trying out every dynamic under the sun, just for the fun of it. pushing matching kinks and playing around to find more kinks and it would just be so fun and gooey and full of love. like so many nights these set ups and bits of foreplay just turn into one sinking into the other, holding each others hands and looking into each others eyes and just making love. 

and i feel like i mention this all the time but i’m obsessed with chubby stoner eddie who just likes snacking on the couch with the tv on and steve under his arm. and i think steve would get a little hot just watching eddie be comfy and indulging and the way him getting full makes his t-shirts fit and i just know that steve would sink to his knees and suck eddie off while eddie just keeps doing what he’d doing.

full horny stoner bf meets sometimes stoned oral fixation bf who loves giving head and loves feeling a belly press against his forehead while he’s doing it. match made it fucking heaven. 

and like chubby whiny eddie who just wants to get looked after because he’s worked a letting these walls he’s built down. knows now that he has someone he can be loved by and he needs to accept it and keep it. because its special, steve is special. and steve who just so so wants to do that for him. has all this love in him that he’s never had reciprocated until now, and he just want to give and look after and be good. so when eddie is full and sleepy and squirming on the couch, just begging steve to fuck him. steve so happily obliges because when eddie wants to get fucked steve is at his fucking service. and its always so good and so hot and so full of love. 

(this was so many tangent parts aaaaa sorry!! and sorry the reply took to long i kept just getting little lines in here and there until i felt like i kinda answered it???) 

#heheh #👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 #ty ty for this!!! #rly hope its okay! #hotlunch #steddie #steve x eddie #chubby eddie munson #chubby!eddie #ask #they’re in love #steddie wg #drabbles

[sunshine-on-marz]

“Baby”

“Hm?”

“Baby look”

“I’m working”

“But look at meeeee”

“I’m working fools”

“But pleaseeee”

“Fine”

You spin around to see your boyfriend who was holding his phone up to your face. 2 inches from your nose you see a little cat

“Oh my god Foolsssss, it’s so cute, gah! You know I want a cat sooo bad- quit teasing me.”

“That’s the thing, she’s up for adoption. Punz contacted the owner and they’re moving to a no pet’s apartment unexpectedly and can’t keep her.”

“Oh- the poor thing, why are you telling me”

“Do you want to adopt her?”

You froze for a moment before squealing.

“OMG OH. MY. GOD. YES! YES PLEASE! PLEASE PLEASE BUBBA”

“Hey hey, we can actually go pick her up in two days, the owner wants to see that we have all the right stuff so we’re gonna go buy everything for her tomorrow and set up”

“Ohhhh my god babe, oh my god! I’ve wanted a cat since I was little! We’re getting a kitty!!”

He hugged you and Punz walked in, you ran up to him and jumped into his arm.

“We’re getting a kitty!!”

Punz pulled you into a deep kiss before pulling away

“We are”

He smiled at your giddiness before setting you down. You’re work was finished with a huge smile on your face

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Y’all want me to make this a series?

#poly himbros ft.kitty #dsmpblr #dsmp x reader #dsmp #dsmp x gender neutral reader #poly!himbros #punz x reader #foolish gamers x reader #foolish x reader #writing

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AN UPDATE on me showing my partner Marble Hornets for the first time and their batshit insane takes on the series/characters. We got to 76 last I remember. Here’s everything they’ve said for just the new entries we’ve watched between now and the last post:

- The entry where we see Tim’s body cam POV after him and Jay get attacked by the operator in Rosswood:

- “Slenderman uses his dead body dimension to grow mushrooms

He’s really interested in the conservation of this really rare strain of mushroom, that’s what the dead body dimension is for”

- To Tim: “if shit sucks, hit da bricks”

- After Tim gets in his car and drives the fuck outta dodge: “Oh he’s going on a lovely little road trip, he’s just like me fr”

- “You know marble hornets is just a series of bad decisions made by film majors, which is the original bad decision” (implying that the characters being film majors was the initial fuck up and NOT Alex deciding to kill all his friends on a whim)

- During Tim’s panic attack in the same entry: “You know, panic attack aside, I think I’d really enjoy peeling all the crumblies off that dry wall”

- “Hacking coughing licking iPad crying baby”

- “I do appreciate how his arms and legs are out of the way of the body camera in lieu of his panic attack, thank you for that”

- As Tim is taking his anti hallucination meds: “Don’t over dose. Oh it’s just one, you’re probably fine. Wait why are you taking another one? Not even a bottle of water? It’s why you’re coughing. Don’t take a third one! DO NOT take the whole bottle, that’s how you die! You’re not gonna die of slenderman related causes, you’re just gonna die of stupid!”

- Upon seeing Tim find Hoody’s messages on the walls: “ “Follow meeeee!” It’s like that one snowman in the phineas and ferb holiday special. My brain loves referencing obscure media”

- After Tim passes out trying to break the “he is a liar” wall: “Ok, takin a nap.”

- “You go mentally ill queen!”

- About Alex: “Why does he look like John Darneille????” (Context: they are obsessed with the band The Mountain Goats and because of tism face blindness they are convinced Alex shares a striking resemblance to frontman John Darneille)

- “Slenderman is a HORRIBLE parent!!”

- “Alex is a high school nerd who would get shoved into a locker!” “I would argue Jay is more of a nerd on that regard” “they’re both nerds shoving each other into lockers!”

- “Ok he theoretically knows how to fight, but that doesn’t mean he’s good in practice”

- The entry where Jay and Tim follow Hoody around the abandoned hospital:

- “Hoody’s like if Santa was really sinister”

- “He teleported to the next house to give all the good little boys and girls their evil tapes!”

- Seeing Alex tied up: “oh are we getting kinky?” “Hoody is literally trying to kill him” “hot”

- “You know, if I was in my hometown and slenderman was there, I’d be pretty mentally ill too”

- “How many holes do you think slenderman has?”

And finally (for now until we finish the end of MH):

- “I don’t think slenderman would survive long in federal prison”

#marble hornets #jay marble hornets #jay mh #mh hoody #hoody marble hornets #tim marble hornets #tim mh #alex marble hornets #Alex mh #john darnielle #mountain goats fans I promise this tag belongs here my partner is so obsessed with the band that they see the blorbo everywhere #even when we’re in public #it’s pretty funny #I’m half convinced they’re saying half of these so I post about them here on tumblr dot com #but idc the takes are funny #update #also I am aware that in MH Slenderman and the operator aren’t the same #but the series did start from the OG Slenderman forum posts #my partner just likes to call it slenderman for the much appreciated comedic effect #please do not ream me a new one lmao #and yes I will be showing them EMH after this

[thenerdnextdoorxo]

can i request an AOU avengers cast x teen!reader. so the reader is starring in the movie as wanda’s like badass kid sidekick sister or whatever role you come up with and she’s the complete opposite of your average kid bc she’s so quiet reserved and uptight like even with rdj jokes she’s just straight faced bc her parents are rarely around bc they’re very successful in Hollywood but when they do get the chance to be around her they always criticize everything she does and generally dog her(mainly her mom) so the cast just wants her to have a different experience from that and have fun while shooting a film

This is an old request, sorry for taking so long T-T also this gif is adorable

You worked with marvel ever since you were ten, they were basically family to you. You were the youngest there, so naturally you were cared for by everyone. When you don't have anywhere to stay, one of them would offer you to stay at their place. If you want to go somewhere but don't want to go alone, just call one of them and they would immediately go with you. The fact that your parents are not always around makes them even more protective of you.

Your parents are famous Hollywood actors, and for that, they never really where around. They were always traveling and leaving you alone most of the time. When you where younger, you were convinced that you didn't need an adult in your life at all, so whenever some adult tries to help you, you would get annoyed. Frustrated even. You feel that way with every adult except the cast of the Avengers. They never made you feel that way.

Today, you were expecting to see your parents. You were not excited at all. With the new avenger movie coming out, you knew they would criticize the shit out of your performance. They did that every time a movie you were in came out. You would think that the amount of time that they criticize you would make you numb to their comments, but you weren't. You felt each and every one of them. But you hopped that they won't do the same thing today because you thought that you did amazing in the movie. Apparently you were wrong, they started criticizing you about literally everything.

You were confused, you did the best you can, is it not enough? these thoughts has been haunting you even the next week when you had an interview about the new movie and while you were preparing for it, the cast noticed how you were more quite than usual and looked like you were deep in thought about something. Some of them, like Robert and Scarlet tried talking to you to cheer you up a bit, but it didn't work. Then they decided to tell Lizzie about it since she is the closest to you. "She isn't alright I can tell, she didn't even laugh at my jokes, everyone likes my jokes," Robert said.

Lizzie started to get concerned about you, that was not your nature, what is going through your mind? She walked up to you while deep in thoughts and sat next to you. "Hey," She said. "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine," You said, not even having the energy to look at her. "Is there something wrong? You know you can tell me. It's okay," She said slightly rubbing your shoulder. You couldn't hold your tears back. How could they be so nice to you when you probably ruined their movie because of your bad performance. When you started crying, the cast gathered around you to know what is going on. When they heard your explanation, they all were heartbroken. How can your parents do that to you? You were their child!

They kept on reassuring you that you did amazing and the fans loved you so much, there is no need to listen to your parents because they are dead wrong. The cast refused to let you live with your parents because they didn't appreciate you at all so they made you live with them and brought you with them to go to trips to make out what you were missing from your parents.

Quality time.

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Guess who has a final tomorrow but decided to write a fic instead of study? meeeeee

my requests are open :)

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#avengers x reader #mcu x reader #rdj x reader #scarlet johansson #wanda maximoff #elizabeth olsen x reader #elizabeth olsen x female reader #elizabeth olsen x you

[crescentmel]

I just finished all of The Cruel Prince series and I can say that I’m never trusting booktok girlies ever again bc I saw so many tiktoks where The Cruel Prince was in the category “what I thought would be 5 stars” (implied isn’t) and boy were they FUCKING WRONG????

I was so scared I wouldn’t enjoy the book but HELLO??? THE WHOLE SERIES IS SO FUCKING GOOD??? I literally read The Wicked King so fucking fast and I finished The Queen of Nothing in a day I’m so so so in love with this series and Jude and Cardan

Like I guess I can see a little where they’re coming from, TCP was a little slow for my liking but once part 2 in the book hit I was fucking hooked, TWK FUCKING BROKE MEEEEE AND TQON WAS EVERYTHING I WANTED

JUDE AND CARDAN ARE EVERYTHINGGGG

#I’m crying I love this series I was crying by the end of it #time to go read tons of post-twk angst fics bc I feel Ike crying again 🤪 #I might post like a full random thoughts thing about the series #tcp #twk #tqon #tfota #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #the folk of the air #jurdan #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar