#this had me deceased

[lady-banana]

LOUIS GODDAMN MORIARTY TRIED TO POISON SHERLOCK WITH CHOCOLATES ON VALENTINES DAY. I CAN NOT.

#this had me deceased #not sherlock IMMEDIATELY assuming it's poisoned #The most accurate description of Sherlock and Louis relationship #mtp sherlock #louis james moriarty #moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty #omake #I believe Louis personally studied toxicology in under 2 hours while baking the cookies #just to handmake a lethal posion with slow but assuring effects #hey if he has the drive to want to kill Sherlock with a butterknife he has the drive to try anything else

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

more laughingstock pleaseee? 💙 💚

Yes Yes Yes i have this very small soft scribble to offer <3

#if caterpillar not meant to be held... why so narrow.... #that combined with the fun fact of 'barnaby bites out of affection' and Ough The Ultimate Fluff In My Heart Of Hearts #i just. their size difference makes me insane #i think about it for more than a second and Oh I Have Stopped Breathing <3 #grrrr RAH RAH AGH OUGH i cant i cant #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #them being so so affectionate with each other is so important to me #like in my head they are Always making some sort of contact #they are mutually like 'hi i love you! you're my personal arm rest / recliner / pillow / etc!' #i think if they had to remain separated but in the same space for more than a minute they'd both break down #no pda in the bodega Does Not Extend To hand/shoulder touches thankyew. or the closet #SORRY SORRY DERAILING MY OWN POST AS USUAL #i just have! many thoughts and emotions about them! consider this as Bonus please! #if barnaby held howdys waist... his fingers would probably touch... #ohhhhhhh minecraft damage noisessssssss im Deceased i am Dead i have Died Violently #i Exploded into blood and viscera and teeny tiny balloon animals and heart-shaped glitter <3

[rox-of-iu]

ayoo guess who finally sat down and caught up with cultivate B)

is me. so you know what that means.

spoiler warning for cultivate ch 30-37

there was actually.... more things i wanted to draw but I already did so many I had to physically restrain myself hfsjkkdh anyway yes can you tell i love this fic very much

yet once again. cultivate by the wonderful @neonghostcat

#liushen #cultivate #cultivate: slow life on a monster infested mountain #mu qingfang #tagging him as well since theres lot of focus on him lol #and shen jiu as well u have to excuse me I love them they're meow meows #there was gonna be more sj content also but he ended up being cut in the end #wait- hdfdfhkj probably shouldnt talk about cutting something and SJ in the same sentence lmao jhfksdhfk ok bad joke sorry #anyway aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa absolutely deceased with all that has been revealed and covered in the past few chapter #actually dead wonderful powerful talented incredible showstopping never seen before #my most favourite part of cultive is its mysteries without a shadow of a doubt they're so intriguing and the reveal is ALWAYS sooo satisfyi #so the chain reaction of so many answers of the big ones tm? chefs kiss MWA #speaking of mysteries i never mentioned it before because I didn't know how to incorporate it without it being awkward but #for the longest time one particular piece of info has been rotting in my brain #and it was the off-hand comment on of the aqueduct by LQG #it is SO SILLY but THATS the one that has been just spinning in my brain FROM THEN ON ALL THE TIME it is indeed not the actually much coole #checkovs guns that have been setup nooo it was THIS hjkjsdfhksd I HAD TO KNOW where that was going AND NOW I KNOW I CAN REST EASY jsdhfkd #so yeah absolutely wonderful chapters indeed beautiful powerful #also some of you may noticed that time and time again I keep switching up the seniority between bai zhan and qian cao #and i have to formally apologize for that it is in fact not out of lack of attention to the text I'm just shdjkas #if im not mistaken qian caos position is not set in stone in canon so its free for grabs to put it in any of the free spots on the list #so i should respect neonghostcats (beloved i am so sorry) list in this case but i physically couldn't bring myself to write mqf as shidi #HSAJHS im sorry i am so biased and from doctors family i cannot put him in my head in peak seniority so low I'm sry i am legally not allowe #so lets just pretend i wrote it correctly ok sadhkas eyes closed xD #OOF th etags got long this time but im just SOOOO EXCITED WITH THIS FIC AND GOT FEELINGS OK BYE #anyway neonghostcat godspeed recovery buddy!! #also i hope using neonghostcat isnt like....calling u by your full name hdkfh but no idea to which parts i should shorten it either so hah

[melspontaneus]

somewhere between the 60's & 70's

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #aziracrow #i like to think they were close in those years #it makes the “you go too fast for me crowley” more painful #i had these doodle ideas and then neil said THAT THING ABOUT THE SIXTIES I AM DECEASED #doodles #myart

[earlgodwin]

“We did love our children, did we not, my dear?”

#*deep sigh* #rodrigo is always soft about juan i love that old man so bad #the way his mom never said a good thing about juan oh don't get me started on her favoritism towards cesare #it's not like rodrigo's favoritism towards juan isn't annoying but you get what i mean lol #brooo jealousy is a decease like obviously cesare and juan had such a good brotherly relationship smh #juan borgia #cesare borgia #rodrigo borgia #david oakes #jeremy irons #francois arnaud #the borgias #theborgiasedit #perioddramaedit #period drama #tvarchive #cinemapix #tvedit #dailytvfilmgifs #by jen

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

On second thought…. I think this may be the max amount of rendering my brain is capable of doing in one day

#HAVEN #HAVEN IM FUCKIAJANENFJR DYING OUT HERE #IM DECEASED #IM GONNA KILL PEOPLE #BITING AND GNAWIENFHFJSNJDHDN FHFHFHFHEJSLEKGNE #FUCKSIWNG CHRIST #HOW DO I #ENGKISH LANGUAGE FAILING ME RN #HFHSNAKQKWKEKVKDKAMSMMW #cannot express how much i had to STOP MYSELF from looking back at my asks over and over and giggling #HDHFBFBEBWNAND LOOK AT HIMMMM #HAVEBFBFNRNENENTIIGRM #SHAKING YOU #SHAKING YOU SO HARD LIKE A MARACA HOSJAHWNAMAORIGJJFJSSJKNANNRNGJGKDKWK #IM GONNA THROW UP /POS UGIGIGJGJFJFJFBEBEWJJW #I HAVE TO CANNIBALIZE PEOPLE RIGHT NOW THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I CAM EXPRESS THIS #I NEED TO THROW MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM OR SOMETHINGGGGGG #IJDJDJENAKWKRFJ #BUT THATD ALSO MEAN I CANT SIT HERE AND KICK MY LWGS ABT THIS FHHAUSUGHHH #BLOWS MYSELF UP WITH MIND LASERS #IMPLODES #aethers asks

[halfetirosie]

My obituary shall say, "Died after watching Rei's Unfulfilled Dream R5" (excessive blood loss)

At first I was like:

And by the end I was like:

Here's some tidbits from the room for you, fam:

REI IS ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE AND AN ABSOLUTE TSUN, BUT HE AINT FOOLING EIDEN

THEY HUG

EWHGNNJBVIEBVIUQEBVUIEBVIENV HIS FACE OHMYGOD REI WHY ARE YOU SO SEXYYYY

EIDEN IS AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART THE WHOLE TIME

Of course, when they're done Rei does his typical tsun behavior, but like I said, he aint fooling anyone

♡♡(⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄uo̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝)♡♡

#nu carnival #nu: carnival #nu carnival rei #nu carnival eiden #rei has made me deceased #this is probably the sexiest H scene Rei has had so far #dawg i cant even thing straight after that

[thesims2comics]

Michael Bachelor looks back on some old photos... micheal really was most 2000s man to ever exist in The Sims console game 

#ive said it before and ill say it again: this man definitley had a tribal tattoo. this is not canon by any means but its true to me #michael bachelor rly went from high school sport guy to clueless college graduate to most 2000s man to ever exist #and finally to husband of the iconic dina caliente #ts2 #the sims 2 #thesims2comics #michael bachelor #deceased premade #premade #ts1 console #the sims 1 console

[fandomsmeantheworldtome]

Reece Shearsmith in the series Randall and Hopkirk(Deceased)2000 the whole episode is on dailymotion

@the-20th-century-girl @almost-born-in-1893 @a4chocolate @whizbang-cap @lilac-paeonia @9leaguesofmirrors @furfurforever @amalthea9 @gavetheflamingswordaway @lapis-lazuliie @haras24 @insideroystonspsychos @lemonwisp @rumrum1708 @dilfreece

#reece shearsmith #randall and hopkirk deceased #had to share this one because the hair and voice is so funny #this reminds me kinda Maureen voice😂 #me on my quest to find everything Reece has been into lol

[softestaries]

I do love that Percy's back up idea was to just call Athena. Like yea, we're definitely gonna get lost in these woods, and we're clearly not cut out for this Fate Of The World quest, Annabeth can you call your mom to come pick us up? I would but mine is currently trapped in hell and my dad left to go get milk like eleven years ago

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy and annabeth #percabeth #percy pjo #annabeth #annabeth chase #percy jackson spoilers #Annabeth looked ready to start throwing hands #the 'ExCUSe Me?' had me deceased #Percy is DRAGGING his feet #he does not want to be here #little bro has had the worst week of his life and now he's got to save the world #geniunly he's hanging onto this quest by a thread

[chronicallyadhdexmo]

why is taylor swift's new album name like, someone's dead poets society tumblr url

#parker talks #this is making me irrationally annoyed #its annoying #dead poets society #like #I had a dps blog for a minute called deceased-writers-bureau #thats what this is to me

[blinkpen]

*you insert Another quarter into my shitpost gachapon and pop open the resulting capsule*

something something mood whiplash

#mog art #doodles #artists on tumblr #lamarr #necrin #demersa #zoetrope #surreal horror #body horror #zoe: you really think she loved me at any point that there was something alive to be made into a corpse in the first place? #dem: ... #dem: on reflection #dem: ..... #dem: [opens little notepad of burns & adds in red pen ^stillborn before the worse 'corpse' and *don't use this one on Zoe again] #zoe: hello??? #dem: yes definitely for sure she is now big big disappointed and crushed by the weight of all the very real hope once had now deceased #zoe: awww i feel like one million dollars. granted a million dollars is pocket change for me really but- #dem: [already walking away] shut the fuck up zoe i don't care

[tastymarbar]

just watched the new mob psycho episode

#mar talks #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #mob psycho 100 spoilers #spoilers #I am dead gone deceased my mortal soul has left my body #THEY FUCKING HAD TO PLAY EXIST ON MY ASS DIDN'T THEY FUCKING #AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDN'T WORST THEY HIT ME WITH FUCKING MOB CRYING I'M #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #its been 20 minutes and i am not over it help #READING THE MANGA DIDN'T SAVE ME FROM THE PAIN #GOD

[kennythecatgirl]

"Maybe cartman's wife and kids are actually actors"

Nah.. I'm pretty sure these boys are his 💀

#south park #south park post covid #eric cartman #these theories had me DECEASED 💀 #moisha cartman #hackelm cartman

[spinninglightning]

whenever i read fics i always end up thinkin of a song for the fic or like, th chapter and then i canr stop associating the fic w/ those songs

#i listen to sm fckn music tht all the songs end up bein wildly diff too #ong i cld make playlists for multi ch fics #*stares at electric rebels* #actually u know what #i will #here r some songs: #our song by matchbox twenty is (early ch) electric rebels treemina coded #butterfly by bts (song is abt the fear of losing a person and in electric rebels this is very much true #everyone has the fear of not only losing their lives but losing their family(+found) as well #time is very much sacred n stuff like that) #humming by turnover (thr lyrics “with you ill make it out alive” sold me on this one) #viva la vida by coldplay specifically for the capital students because of how disillusioned theyve become due to the games #and forming relationships w/ their tribute #really good examples are vipsania and hilarius #rhythm of love by plain white t's makes me think of all the good moments treech n lamina have had despite their circumstances #(its also just a them song in general) #young volcanoes by fall out boy for the tributes!!! it seems light a more lighthearted victory song almost? #a “we will persevere” thing but more full of complete happiness #think abt the scene of teslee mizzen n treech running down the hill in jubilation (obvs before shit went down) #would that i by hozier just makes me think of when treech first met lamina up in the tree #which witch by florence + the machine is definitely for vipsania just before & after the bombing (aspen too but to a lesser degree almost) #“whos a heretic now” “im miles away hes on my mind” yeahhhh #love grows (where my rosemary goes) by edison lighthouse is jst a rlly good treemina song #rousseau by nerina pallot is a good fpr one of the main questions in the fic “are we really born free?” #(no. theyre not they have to work for that freedom. rousseaus main theory specifically the idea of it works really well for this fic #and the hunger games in general) #the promise by when in rome seems to work especially for treech and how he interacts with the others #he always seems to make promises - that theyll live - that he wont leave - that hell take care of the living for the deceased #this ended up sm longer than intended i reached the TAG LIMIT #basil.txt

[georgies-ftts]

everyday is another day that i wonder how Bradley James as King Arthur of Camelot was so good at dying

#man had 9 year old me CONVINCED he was deceased #king arthur #prince arthur #bbc merlin arthur #arthur pendragon #bbc arthur #bradley james #diamond of the day #diamond of the day part 2 #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #merlin #i mean c’mon #the slow eye roll that then darts back as he’s jostled only for the light to slowly fade away #mad skill bradders mad skill