#this has me in a HEADLOCK

[bruciemilf]

Picture this: 6'3 of bulk and attitude, reheated corpse Jason Todd, who went through unconceivable torture, who probably asked Satan " this as hot as you get?", leaning down to whisper " introduce me " to Bruce when meeting Wonder Woman and just hiding behind him like 👉👈

#this has me in a HEADLOCK #jason todd #HES A SOFTIE FANBOY #soft jason todd #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #text post #text #bruce ofc talks him up so much 'tell wonder woman about that human trafficker you mauled'' #'' PAPI UGH SO EMBARASSING- it was nothing really. you - you probably did way cooler things ''

[lelelego]

had a dream and drew it :o)

#im NOT tagging this as fallout #but i will tag #craig boone #boone/courier #oc: eli #doodly thingy #nebulous slice of life modern au #fallout tag #im not even sure if this should go in my blogs fallout tag but i mean. boone _is_ from fallout. okay i dunno ITS GOING IN THERE #anyway yeah insano mode waking up in a cold sweat jumping onto my comp to draw a boone/eli dream.......... bg3 could never #speaking of bg3 though my tav/astarion also has me in a headlock maybe i should draw some of them :thinkie: #ALSO just a looser compared to what im used to and i really like it! if you know which artist i used as a ref point.. hehe #its hatters/arts her comics are insane i really love the way you can TELL how big her brain is by when she says shes taking shortcuts but #the shortcuts all come from having already done the work. VERY impressive and i love the style derived from it!! #OKAY SORRY IM RAMBLING

[sweetpascal]

i'm so needy for husband!simon,, i cannot stop thinking about this man ONLY soft for his family. i know i've briefly spoken about him as a husband, but what about him as a dad 🥹

.・゜゜sweet nicknames for his kids like bubs, bubba, poppet, pet, and anything else he finds adorable to call his children.

.・゜゜surprisingly enough, simon is a very present parent. you can't make it to parent-teacher conference? he's there. the kids have achievement awards and all parents need to come and support their children? he's there, front row, camera ready. the coach for the little league team is out sick? simon already has his jersey and clipboard. every event, every game, every performance, simon is THERE.

.・゜゜i reckon that he's also the type of parent that doesn't let his children be embarrassed for anything. if they wet the bed at an older age, if they want to ask uncomfortable questions about sex or their bodies changing, if they start developing mental health issues. dad!simon will always be an open book for his kids.

.・゜゜speaking of mental health, i hc that one of his kids has bad panic attacks. simon is always the first to know because he has experienced them. he teaches his child everything about how to calm themselves down, like breathing techniques, hugging themselves, counting, looking around the room and naming what they see, etc.

.・゜゜while dad!simon is known to be a gentle giant with his kids, he always knows when the time is right to put his foot down. he doesn't play when it comes to disrespect. he disciplines his kids the right way without any silent treatments, physical punishments, or any of the crap. he handles discipline accordingly and he always runs it by you first to get your approval. the retired soldier in him always gets his team in check.

.・゜゜does NOT have favorites. he loves each and every one of his kids equally. other parents often joke to you both - simon is usually always silent during these interactions - that you must have a favorite. no. he doesn't. plain and simple. all of his kids are his world.

.・゜゜because he didn't really get to live a happy childhood, his kids really brings out the inner child in him. when his daughter wants to play pretend, he takes it seriously and even does character voices. when his son wants to show him his favorite video games and how to play them, simon becomes immersed and in awe at the graphics and story design. when the kids wanna play with the slip n slide during the summer, simon is the first one to test it out and literally giggles all the way down.

#dad!simon #simon hc's <3 #HIM AS A DAD IS SOMETHING I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED #let me know if you guys wanna see more 🥹 #dad simon has my heart in a HEADLOCK #simon ghost riley

[hallowraith]

Pizzelle combo voice: “THAT WAS BAD!”

#Sugary Spire #Pizza Tower #Pizzelle #Fanart #this was supposed to be a warmup but the OST has me in a headlock #CAR REVVING SOUND #wraithdraw

[pad-paper-pen]

"... The Croon was worshipped as she pranced among trees, towering castles kings claimed to be prevailing..."

— 🌾 🪕

an artistic interpretation based of a mere part of an introduction to a story I've been longing to hear since i first learned its name.

while it may regard the task of telling every tale to high regard, it appears there's a reason that what is true falls under another Harker's domain... 🪵

#my already sizable love for the moose bird cryptid has grown so much you have no idea #i must confess that it has always been and evidently shall remain to be my favorite of the four 💚🖤 #honestly i didn't plan on working on this as much as i did and boi wasit worth it... i hope #did i take that line much more literal than it was intended to be? mayhaps #but the vision had me on a headlock right after i watched the clip and hey ain't that exactly what happens to tales like this <; #sketch #meadowlark #yaelokre #the croon #💀🫎🐦‍⬛ #yaelokre fanart #traditional art #sketchbook #meadowlark fanart

[youngpettyqueen]

my ideal Kira and Julian dynamic is the dynamic between an older sister and a younger brother in a 90s teen movie. Julian is the annoying nerdy little brother and Kira is the teen older sister going "get out of my room you little dweeb" and shoving him into lockers

#star trek: ds9 #kira nerys #julian bashir #I respect the choice to keep their relationship to being friendly coworkers #but also I want them to be the kind of besties where people who dont know them think they hate each other #someone watching Kira grab Julian in a headlock: captain it must be so difficult when your crew dont get along #Sisko not even bothered by it: no thats just how they show affection #every time one of Kira's love interests makes her mad Julian is there like 'want me to kill them for you' #'im a doctor you know I could poison them and nobody would even know! because I would do the autopsy :)' #because it'll make Kira laugh #meanwhile if Garak makes Julian mad Julian has to stop Kira from threatening Garak with a gun #Kira: I think it'd be funny #Julian: youre going to give him a heart attack!! #Kira: exactly it'd be funny #I think about this a normal amount.

[pandazenie27]

please please somebody hold my hands and dance the 12-step on my grave with me please

#will wood #vampire reference in a minor key #this song has me in a headlock

[mrsreinhart]

LILI REINHART

Riverdale | 7 x 06 | Chapter One Hundred Twenty-Three: Peep Show

#nothing like your dad walking in on you stripping for the next door neighbour #me making a riverdale gif set? #is it 2020? #i don’t think so #this scene just has me in a headlock #I had to #betty cooper #bettycooperedit #riverdale #riverdaleedit #lili reinhart #lilireinhartedit #lrbgif

[guil-lo-tine]

Macden but if they were in high school but if they were girls

#the meanest bitches you’ve ever met #but so hot #the headlock Sunny yuri has on me rn is crazy #Denise’s outfit inspired by Mariah Carey because she is her favorite artist #Mac’s outfit inspired by my irl Bikini Kill shirt because she doesn’t know she’s listening to #lesbian music #genderbent sunny #always sunny #macden yuri #iasip #my art #iasip fanart #macdennis #macden

[xanderscollection]

He's so whiny I love him

#this is so #rizumo #the way he whines her name has GOT me in a headlock #the SCREAM #ao no exorcist #blue exorcist #video

[0possil]

everyday i think of Crowley's speech from the final ep and everyday i cry

#crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens #no because how does anyone think of something as beautiful and sad as that was #like how #this show has me in a headlock

[starsfromtoulon]

foolin' around with some javert doodles on this cool, crisp October eve.

#not my set idea just messing around and seeing #behold a skunk etc etc #left: calculating winning #right: told that shibari night has been cancelled #the emo fringe has me in a headlock #star draws #les mis #javert #i promise promise promise i can draw bodies ok #no flipping the image we drown in the seine #edit: i cannot believe i mixed up my right and left...

[fruit-salad-ship]

How are these the same person...prefer the dragon rider one but hey, i like my women feral more than cutsey.

Dotaku spicy callender when?? only need 10 more ideas I guess lol. id add plum into the bunny one with missy for sure.

#the dragon rider doodle has me in a headlock #of the heart #heartlock #i dont know! #just fuck me up already #i #a goblin #have created a monster #and am waving my monsterfucker card around #hoping she turns up and ruins me #please. #suggestive #fruit salad #no really i will make a calander i just need enough ideas

[rolangf]

—OCS AND VILLAIN SONGS

hey what’s up you guys welcome back to my channel— i did this post on my old blog ages ago which is unfortunately lost to time now and i wanted to do it again. so this has gotta be like, the third time some of y’all are seeing this but. fuck it we ball.

born from a post made by @unholymilf a loooong time ago that as more or less a question of if ur oc was a boss fight, what song would be playing and it struck me so here is ALL of my brain worms, including some new ones from the last post!

ANDIE— le soleil est près de moi; air.

POV: you’re bleeding out as andie is standing over you, burning white hot, hotter than the sun setting behind her. she is passionate and… reckless, and will swear this was self-defense. even if she struck first. even if she didn’t blink. even as she watches the life leave your body.

BIANCA— tricycle express; gaspard augé, mr. oizo.

POV: bianca is white knuckling her steering wheel, swiping her car against the side of your own for miles down the freeway. she is gonna run you off the road. she absolutely will; it’s unavoidable, and she’s gonna laugh while she’s doing it. this is the song she’s listening to.

CELESTE— vision; m83.

POV: “you will die soon. sooner than you were supposed to, now.” celeste deadpans as she hovers her hand over your forehead and waves. she makes a show of it, though her clairvoyance doesn’t require as much. you wish you had listened to her and thought better of asking in the first place. “it will be violent, and painful. give ares my best. leave my temple.” but you didn’t, and now it’s too late. your fate is sealed.

ELVIRA— old river; orville peck.

POV: you’re stiff, hairs on the back of your neck standing up. you’re being watched. this is a different kind of observation than the one you’re used to— the seeds constantly run surveillance on you, but this doesn’t feel as passive. you’re being hunted. and when you dare to turn on your heels to see elvira standing behind you with a crossbow bolt nocked with your name on it, you almost wish jacob was here to kill you instead. somehow, you know it would be more merciful.

OSLO— pennsylvania furnace; lingua ignota.

POV: oslo isn’t the deputy anymore. they’re the judge. eden’s gate is up a member who is worth a million and the resistance mourns a million more.

FAUSTINA— beyond the horizon; olivier deriviere.

POV: faustina is the last line of defense between you and the mother church. she’s a penitent, too, you must understand. the consecrated red ribbons she’s wrapped in are suffocating her the longer she takes to excommunicate you and she will try every prayer at her disposal to stop it—to stop you.

JEN— krack; soulwax.

POV: jen is chasing you through the fib building after she snitches on your whole operation to the iaa. you are an enemy of the state, but more importantly— you’re an enemy to agent jennifer daniels. she wants you dead, and you will be soon enough. especially if it’s up to her. and as of right now, she has you cornered in an interrogation room with nowhere to go and a gun to your head.

LOTTIE— arsonist’s lullabye; hozier.

POV: hawkins is ablaze, and lottie is at the scene of the crime staring into the flames.

LINDY— señor (tales of yankee power); jerry garcia.

POV: there’s barely anyone left to call a gang, and dutch knows as much. but he won’t admit it— that would require him admitting guilt for the losses, too. and he should be so lucky he’s still breathing; lindy wants to empty an entire revolver clip into his thick skull but knows she wouldn’t live long enough to feel the satisfaction. so she does the next best thing, and turns her back. there isn’t anything left for her, anyway. she would risk a lifetime of looking over her shoulder over having to look at him.

MAGS— change (in the house of flies); deftones.

POV: you’re being experimented on in an umbrella sanctioned lab and in walks mags— who you thought was on your side. after all, well fed devils behave better than famished saints. but not this one, she’s much worse.

MILDRED— god unbounded; uboa.

POV: you have just returned from the dead because some weirdo with a god complex and a proficiency in reanimating corpses decided that she needed the practice. and now that’s your problem, because you definitely have come back Wrong. but you’re back! surprise!

NICOLE— heart in a cage; the strokes.

POV: you’re witness to an absolute bloodbath as nicole goes crazy on the field. she’s completely lost herself, she isn’t in control anymore. she was always dangerous but now she’s lethal. she’s already gotten some of her own killed, and somebody needs to take her out before it gets worse. she’s a wild animal. and to her, you’re fresh meat.

SIBYL— summit song; nicole dollanganger.

POV: she drowns you in her scrying pool and you are never heard from again. it’s your own fault, really— anna henrietta told you to leave her be and you didn’t listen.

ROSALIND— goodbye; soap&skin, apparat.

POV: she begs mike for the coordinates of where it happened and he doesn’t budge. he never will. he doesn’t trust her not to take a shovel to the earth and dig him up. so in her state of delirium, she walks through the desert and screams and cries and repents. and becomes her own biggest villain.

ODETTE— graveyard; midnight syndicate.

POV: odette quite literally haunts her family estate, left to fall into disrepair. she’s a grief stricken wraith born of despair who brutally attacks anyone who dares step into her tomb. she’s a master illusionist even in death, so if you choose to fight her instead of just leaving, just make sure you first remove the mirrors from the wall.

okay whew that was a TASK but i’m gonna make this a tag game cs i wanna see Y’ALL make ur ocs evil and give them a soundtrack so hehe @florbelles @unholymilf @shellibisshe @ghostfvcker @benwishaw @loriane-elmuerto @leviiackrman @jackiesarch @rosayoro @statichvm @teamhawkeye @bloodofvalyria @red-nightskies @confidentandgood @simply-jason @scalpelsister @devilbrakers @lxmbert and you!

#fr tho like. i loved this post the first time i made it and i think abt it every day #so i had to remake it #back and better than ever tho too #god bless #oc: andie la croix #oc: bianca vionetti #oc: celeste #oc: elvira hawke #oc: oslo avery #oc: jen daniels #oc: faustina #oc: lindy carlisle #oc: lottie byers #oc: nicole moore #oc: mags hightower #oc: sibyl delauvéy #oc: rosalind tyler #oc: mildred malice #also sorry rosalinds is kinda fucked up i just had that vision in my head for so long it’s unreal #um. if you even get this far in the tags sjbdajnska #hi #also elviras little blurb is meant to be that you (reader) are the deputy #if that didn’t come across that way #don’t worry abt what faustina’s pov is #it’s blasphemous related sorry that games lore has me in a headlock #yes the faustina song is from another game already what of it #i am cheating w rosalinds song btw #if u even care #oc: odette haliçi

[slaygentford]

armand keeping a portrait of lestat around for 100 years is so fucking psycho stripper of him why do you as a dom have another doms painting on your wall

#the wolf pelt has me in a headlock rn but im being so brave about it

[kaleidoscopexsighs]

monday snippet

thank you @kaaaaaaarf @achilleslikespeas and @wanderingdonut for the tags (as well as a very belated thank you to @lynxindisguise and @fruityindividual for tagging me a couple of weeks ago when my brain was soup)

Remus smiles pleasantly. “I’ll wait here with the other godless heathens.” Sirius rolls her eyes but can’t help smiling as she shuffles past her and files up the nave for Communion. She thinks she can still feel Remus watching when she reaches the altar; her mouth runs dry despite the tasteless wafer melting on her tongue.  She raises the chalice to her lips, drinking deeply to relieve her sudden thirst. Heat blooms at the back of her throat and spills down her spine, like hot wax from the prayer votives she and Regulus used to dip their fingers in — glossy, blood-red and dripping as they smeared and peeled and scraped it across their hands. Sirius crosses herself before making the long walk back to their shared pew. She meets Remus’s gaze and oh yes, there’s warmth — honeyed rivulets pooling and setting at the base of her spine.  She doesn’t want to scrape it off.

np tags: @worldenough-and-time @spindrifters @jamesunderwater @sommerregenjuniluft @lemndrps

#stg this chapter has had me in a headlock for two months but it’s almost done now #fic: this is my body #lesbian wolfstar #kels writes