How its been going so far
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Maximus proving that the Brotherhood doesn't have sex ed
S1E5 at 12:50 - transcription below the cut
[Lucy] Want to have sex?
[Maximus] ... You mean use my cock?
[Maximus] (weak chuckle) I don't know. Uh, that weird thing could happen...
[Lucy] What weird thing?
[Maximus] Well, it's just, for some guys - not me - uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move...
[Maximus] ... it gets all big and hard like a pimple and then it pops
[Maximus] And they say it can happen to anybody, but still, it's... it's gross
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hey uh. remember my fallout au? its okay if you don't just know im still thinkin abt it
This is "John Dory and the Fabulous BRO-TONES", often shortened to just "The BRO-TONES".
im still figuring out what Brozone's whole Deal is, but the shortened version of the convoluted thing thats in my head is that they were a singing group living in a vault, and eventually they split up, left said vault, and abandoned branch there as a baby, similar to canon except Brozone is moreso based on some of the Very First boybands, like The Ink Spots and Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers.
Anyways this is them BEFORE the horrors.
Read more if you're unfamiliar with Fallout and want a little more context !!
For those unfamiliar with the Fallout games, its more or less set in what America in the 1950s Thought the future would be (think robot butlers, flying cars, everything powered by nuclear fusion energy, etc), aaaand then that future had a nuclear fallout, hence the name.
The "aesthetics" of the game are Very tongue-in-cheek 1930s-1950s "American Dream" with classic songs from the era, radio dramas and the general cultural "vibe" of that era, where everyone with power and money pretended everything was perfect and it was very much not.
Anyways the entire world ended, some people got too irradiated and became what are known as "ghouls", the fauna and flora mutated in extreme ways, and its a desolate and hostile environment to survive in, but its all good bc we still have music by Billie Holiday.
Bioshock on land. Well technically Fallout was first so Bioshock is Fallout underwater. Anyways its. its Skyrim with guns. whatever lmao.
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Deathclaugust leftovers round, it’s Leopard! she’s the goodest girl.
Markedly more docile than others and prized for their bright coloration, a sign of good health is in their pristine spots and supremely soft fat tail.
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feeling crazy and shameless enough tonight to post these on tumblr as well because this blog has not seen the depth of my insanity about piper wright. and my insanity about my fallout ocs. its time to change that
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Information on that ghoul fic please!!! I'm desperate 😪
LOL it's uh. Basically takes place in pre war times, reader is a fellow actress now known for advertising Nuka-Cola, and Howard is into her. They have flirty stuff but nothing super concrete, not until after he's divorced at least 🙈
Then after the war, Coop/Ghoul finds her again and she's been cryogenically frozen. So they have a bit of a hate for each other, a really lovers to fake-pining enemies to lovers situation. This is before the series happens but then continues on into it, eventually including Lucy and Dogmeat.
I know it sounds hokey but I'm trying to avoid spoiling my own fic. But if this sounds good anon let me know :)
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