#this is my crackship and i get to be normal about it okay

[fourteentrout]

ACOTAR tag game 💕

thanks for tagging me @mathiwrites ! I don't normally do these even when tagged because i never know who to tag, a lot of times everyone i think of is already tagged LOL, but i figured id start today!

I don't think I've seen one around, and figured this might be fun to do!

Answer the questions below & tag whoever you want, or make it an open tag!!

Who's your favourite ACOTAR character?

My boy tamlin!!

Who's your least favourite character?

Hm....hmmmm...oh Amren for sure.

Say something nice about your least favourite character.

She has a cool character concept and i thought it was really sweet and endearing when she gave feyre the bracelet (necklace?) to help her get through the Prison trip without panicking

Who's your favourite High Lord? (If you picked one for your fav character, then who's your second fav!)

Oooh hm not to be a copycat but I loved tarquin from the moment he was introduced, he was an instant fav and i was kind of sad that he didn't have more involvement later on that didn't have to do with the whole feyre and rhys betraying his trust thing

Favourite MINOR character?

ooh i dont know if this is minor enough but i've come to really like jurian. i didn't really have much of an opinion on him for most of the series and then for some reason in silver flames when he was in it for like 2 seconds i was like wait a minute why haven't i been more into this guy he kinda fucks

Favourite ship? (Crackships included!)

tamsand by far. though azris is becoming a close second.

Favourite court and why?

well i loved the spring court aesthetic from the first book, but at this point in the series I think I'd say maybe actually dawn. it just sounded so pretty, and i think it would be one of the subtler, less overwhelming courts while still being awe-inspiring.

Make up a brand new court RIGHT NOW, NO PREP JUST VIBES.

oh shoot um okay court of clouds?? people who specialize in wind manipulation, likely populated by a race related to the Peregryns or Drakon's race? an actual cloud court like in the sky could be a vibe I think. perhaps it would be more removed from the politics of prythian--they'd still have a High Lord, but maybe it would be more of a military government or something.

What relationship would you have wanted to see more of in the books?

oh wow i mean i am always here for more rhys and tamlin content obviously, but i would have also loved to see more of like stories and stuff about the sentries from the spring court that went over the wall, like Andras. andras and lucien's relationship in particular would be one I would have liked to know more about. I also really want to see Azriel and his mom.

What's your unpopular opinion?

god what ISN'T my unpopular opinion. hm. i think feyre's whole reasoning for wanting a baby out of seemingly nowhere is dumb. like i get it, yolo, life can be cut short, but like i really do not feel like she picked a good time to have a baby, nor do i think she is remotely ready to be a mother. when she realized she wanted kids in acofas, it wasn't a strong enough argument for me to actually like get behind her decision.

What's your favourite headcanon/fan canon?

omg i have so many I literally started a list lol. the first one on it is kind of silly, it's that Helion is actually the faerie romance author sellyn drake that nesta, emerie, and gwyn like

If you were swept away to Prythian, what's ONE thing you would want to do?

go to a festival! not necessarily something as crazy as calanmai, but i would love to go to some sort of celebration. maybe starfall?

If you could have ONE faerie ability seen in the books, which would it be?

shapeshifting without a doubt

thanks again for the tag! ill tag @cheap-spirits @achaotichuman @thedickgraysons @wingsdippedingold @hugevanserrass @lady-of-sevenwaters @the-darkestminds @msbrownwithacrown @tamlinsnailtech and anyone else who wants to contribute!! if were mutuals and i didnt tag u im sorry i tried to think of as many as possible LOL but yeah definitely feel free to contribute if you want to! this was fun

#acotar tag game #acotar #a court of thorns and roses #acotar series

[thesnivy123]

And as I breathe, so does she, we are breathing~

aka i saw an OnI lore log that fucked me up and decided to stay up till 3 am drawing yuri about it

#oxygen not included #rain world #olivia broussard #grey wind #chasing wind #meteorshower shipping #did you know that by the time OnI earth blew up the air was so polluted that solar panels wouldnt work #did you know that iterator rainclouds are so dense that youd have to go miles and miles out into the middle of nowhere #just to even have hope of catching the slightest glimpse of the sky #this is my crackship and i get to be normal about it okay #im gonna cry #over my own crackship art #over two obscure characters from different games #auguuughhhh #please ask me about meteorshower #i am so normal about meteorshower #computer on printer lesbianism #snivs scribbles

[daenystheedreamer]

OH for the ship grid: i had time on my day off and wanted to see what the most popular gay ships on asoiaf ao3 are (so what is popular when you exclude m/f tags and ships) so the following ten for the meme: aemond/lucerys, alicent/rhaenyra, theon/robb, sansa/margaery, theon/ramsay, renly/loras, jon/robb, aegon ii/jacaerys, tormund/jon, sansa/daenerys can’t wait to see where u place these, peace&love 🫶

HERE MY FRIEND again the makes sense axis is a combo of 'does it make sense in canon' and 'do i understand why people ship it' so if it looks a bit weird thats why 🫶 ship discussions udner the cut mwah

aemond lucerys.... look i get it. i do get it. 1) urge for yaoi 2) there are crumbs you can bake 3) cute actors. i understand. im deep in the yaoi trenches i understand seme uke i get it i get it. but also the idea its like Canon or an accurate reading of either character is soo...... lucerys is not a femme fatale or an ingenue. he is a plot device. and aemond.... aemond's 'obsession' with lucerys is more one bred from insecurity as opposed to yaoi lust. but i do get it. one love to the lucemond people. wish u guys would be normal about the UNDERAGE luke actor. he's an adult now but can we not do countdown shit. weird as hell...

rhaenicent #1 its literally canon. its subtext its textual its openly a part of the narrative. the complex web of sexuality, womanhood and patriarchy that seeps rhaenicent is so compelling. alicent as a lesbian and rhaenyra as a butch/lesbian/bisexual/trans/dragongender are genuinely compelling analyses of the characters. #1 foreva

im normal about throbb now<3 i think in canon the theon bisexual analysis is interesting but not super vital to his character. his sexuality and manhood certainly, but i like throbb more cos i like theon rather than on its own merits.

sansaery ❤️ i enjoy sansaery as a way to explore sansa's character and specifically her as a lesbian. both characters are fun and interesting but its high up cos it has a special place in my heart<3

im not really into thramsay i have no thoughts on it. one love to the thramsays though u guys are warriors. i think it has wayyy more sub/textual basis in canon than throbb

renloras is just canon so i dont have much thoughts on it. its sweet! make me sad. rip babes loras you would have loved gymbro culture.

jonrobb is meh to me idk 🤷‍♀️ theyre fine as brothers and there's not much analysis to be had of their relationship beyond that. one love to the brocons ig. cousincons

aegon x jace is beyond nothing to me sorry 😭 but thats mostly cos im not super into the dance or hotd beyond rhaenicent. i get why it exists but there's little to no basis in canon to bake nor does it have much analysis. one love to the jacegons of course

JONMUND... okay book jonmund is meh whatever but show jonmund is real to me. jon post canon is operating a cozy bed and breakfast with tormund in alaska beyond the wall. one of my fave crackships. he's kissed by fire!

daensa🍋❤️ i love u daensa. very important to my bi!dany and lezzo!sansa thoughts. song of ice and fire 🫶

#ask #stxrks #PEACE AND LOVE TO YOU MY FRIEND 🫶

[dead-dog-dont-eat]

(Heads up and to warn for most people that this post may be long due to rambling).

As someone who is into a lot of fandoms, I have witnessed the WHOLE trifecta--the doxxing, toxic fans, and the arguments over the most ridiculous and stupid stuff. One thing that sticks out to me for the most part is the fighting and unnecessary targeting towards people over one thing: character shipping. But not JUST regular character shipping--but I noticed and hate how most ships I've seen were hated on because they were either crackship, rarepair, oc x canon, and multi/polyship.

Being into a lot of fandoms; I, myself, also have various ships of my own that are oc x canon, crackship, rarepair AND mostly multi/polyshipping. I've spotted the ABSOLUTE worst hate I've ever seen towards one ship or two or many more that immature people get mad about and like to talk shit about it towards people who LOVE the ship and get hated on it JUST for liking it in general. And most of these complaints I've seen towards couple shipping are absolutely dumb, infuriating, or just outright "what the fuck?"

Here are most of what I've seen and my argument about it:

1)"*comments on a fanart or fanfic that involves shipping a main character with another character that isn't with a canon spouse or partner or love interest* NOOOOOOOO why would you DO that to (inserted canon ship name)😭😭😭?!?! That is so messed up and wrong!!!" "(canon ship name) forever yall 👇🙌🙏" and "*basically making fun or downright hating on the ship*"

First off, you are being downright rude to op(s) who just wanna make harmless content on a main character that is preferred to be shipped with either a side character or another main character that isn't a spouse or love interest. Not EVERYONE likes to ship a movie or TV show ship that the creators and producers made to the audience--everyone has the right and free-will to ship the main character(s) with someone else. It's literally NOT okay nor is it right to hate on people who ship those types of things and yet you act as if it's the end of the world. Grow the fuck up.

2)"*sees a canon ship they hate* OMFG!!! I hate this ship! (Character A) deserves/is better off with (another name of a character) because (Character B) is *goes on a long, wild ramble that makes Character B a bad person even though they are not)"

Oh, my God--I have seen this argument ONE TOO MANY TIMES on canon ships that creators made that people are against because of dumb fucking reasons. Most of which are because the main reason is "the ship isn't perfect and I want it as perfect as possible or else I'm gonna abuse the living shit out of it", you need to calm down and rethink that mindset of yours because not ONLY is it unrealistic but it is also toxic and harmful. A lot of relationships I've seen whether in fiction or real-life ALWAYS have struggles and problems and complications and THAT IS COMPLETELY OKAY AND NORMAL!!! That only means they are still working being better to each other and themselves as well.

Not to mention that another reason I've seen people hate on canon ships is because they believe that a non-abusive character IS abusive or horrible to the other character and therefore find it excusable to ship the "abused" character with someone who will treat them better. That is literally disgusting you think that way. I've seen fictional characters who are sweet, bubbly, supportive and try their best to help and understand their partners/spouses getting viewed as toxic, abusive, and being downright HORRIBLE when THEY ARE NOT!!! I've seen haters of the same people who hate the ship because of Character B go and ship Character A with someone who is a canon horrible person and say "Since in MY view, Character B deserves no bitches cuz they abused Character A so I'm shipping them with Character C because Character C will treat them better like a god". Are you fucking serious right now????

3)"*sees main popular ship(s) that is viewed to be in a polyamorous relationship with another character as a triad, or that Character A or B is holding hands with both a love interest and another character, along with other non-monogamous ships that involves three or more characters in a polycule in general; also seeing fanart of a main character being shipped with multiple other characters lovingly* OMG they're cheating 😭😡!! How dare you make my ship unfaithful and so full of sin!! How disgusting--my ship would NEVER add in another person in there!"

Uhhhh, WOW. I felt like I was slapped in the face--because you LITERALLY sound SUPER offended by the fact that more than TWO people can be in a relationship. Not to mention just how "monogamous-normative" you are, smh.

As someone who is polyamorous with a partner who isn't, my lesson to YOU about polyamory is that "polyamory =/= cheating." It is about being fully communicated and listening to each other--some people are okay with being in a polyamorous or open relationship and some are not because that's their personal preference and that's totally fine.

Edit (5/29/2024): I accidentally posted this while it was still in the drafts and it was unfinished. So I am gonna be showing some more examples:

4) *sees someone making shipping content with one or more canon characters with an oc or self-insert* "OMG, CRIIIIIIINGE 😤😭!!"

OML, are you seriously mad that someone wanted to ship their persona/insert/original character with a favorite character(s) because they love that said character?? Let that person wanna kiss their fictional other or marry them or fuck them or however they wanna be connected to their favorite character, dumbass. Not to mention how hypocritical these people are because they'll go "omg you SHIP yourself with *name of character(s)?? loser!!! simp!!! XD" and at the same time they'll be like "omg I wanna fuck this character SOOOOOOOOOO bad". Like......what???

5) *fanart or fan-fiction that depicts aro/ace characters being in romantic and/or sexual relationships; allosexual and/or alloromantic characters being headcanoned as aro/ace* "bro why would you ship *character's name* with *another character's name*, they're aro/ace!!" "why would you hc this character as aro/ace?!, they have sex like crazy/have a romantic interest! They cannot be aro/ace!!"

I CANNOT stress this enough already as someone who is also on the aroace spectrum--you can still have sex and/or romance AND still be fucking aro/ace!!! I one time showed a canon allosexual woman being depicted as asexual because it was my headcanon, and I was bashed by someone who claimed that she cannot be asexual because she canonically has sex with her husband. Same goes for alloromantic characters being depicted and headcanoned as aromantic or on the aromantic spectrum.

Not to mention that relationships with aro/ace characters CAN also be associated with being platonic with no romance and sex involved in it whatsoever. Or that they can still have sex and romance and still be platonic--libido, sex, and romance are all different things and are not the same thing.

6) *sees a gay/lesbian ship made by someone who isn't gay/lesbian or that the gay ship was made by someone who is straight person/lesbian and a lesbian ship made by a gay man/straight person; or just seeing a ship in general* "no way you made that, that is so sexualized and fetishizing/you're a gay man/lesbian/straight person, you're suppose to only like gay/lesbian/straight ships!" "bro, ur so creepy and weird for liking that, wtf?? that's *name of a disgusting crime* bait"

I...have no fucking words for this type of shit. You are SOOOO chronically-ill online that you got the nerve to point at someone and accuse them of a horrid fucking crime or say that they have a fetish like its a bad thing because of a dynamic or how some of the characters look due to their appearance.

Not to mention the amount of gatekeeping and toxicity I see whenever it comes to queer creators/fan-makers with their ships. Lesbian self-shipper who's main f/o's are men? Accused of not being a lesbian. Gay men sharing their favorite ships in which most of them are hetero couples? They'll be questioned of their sexuality and get accused of not being gay. Straight people who enjoy Yuri and Yaoi content? "OMFG, those people are disgusting fujoshis/fudanshis/himejoshis/himedanshis*!!"

*please do your research and learn that these terms were wrongfully bashed by people who wrongfully claimed that it meant sexualizing/fetishizing mlm/wlw content. It does not. The true terms mean "woman/man (rotten girl/rotten boy/princess girl/princess boy) who enjoys boys love/girls love content".

If you guys have any more to add, feel free to Reblog or put it in tags.

#long post #cw long post #text heavy #fandom culture #fandom community #fandom problems #fandom discourse #shipping #shipping issue #shipping discourse #fandom #ship and let ship #oc x canon #rarepair #crack ship #self ship #self insert #canon x oc #canon x self insert #oc x character #multi shipper #poly shipping

[regaliasonata]

Also character ask ZIGGY

Character Ask: Ziggy Grover

First Impression

-Definitely falling under the average green ranger stereotype of being the silly but less engaged member of the team, though that is quite alright cause he'll probably give some positivity to the team due to the state they are in via the season

How I Feel About The Character/Impression Now

-.....I love this twink and honestly me and everyone else should love him, the fact that he was in a mafia, managed to escape, gave medicine and supplies from said group to orphans in needed AND GOT OFF SCOT FREE WITH HIS TOASTER BOYFRIEND speaks volumes.

Favorite Moment

-So far has to be that scene between him and the cartel where he's got that serious face, I'll have to go back and fully complete RPM but seeing Ziggy look so cold is amazing.

Idea For A Story

-okay think of this....Ziggy as a Peter Pan type character who was reborn in another world that raises orphans or children who've passed early and they live in this alternate world with magic, at the same time he's an assassin that's teaming up with Dillon and Tenaya(who also have powers based on fairy tales) to steal ancient treasure from a tyrant king in order to rule the rule, Once Upon A Time walked so this can run.

Relationships

OTPs

-Ziggy/Dillon....obviously, can't have a happy twig without his grumpy muscular emo boyfriend.

-Ziggy/Scott, Ziggy/Flynn. Both these work really well in my opinion.

-Crackship idea if this crossover was ever a thing...Ziggy/Jarrod/Dillon/Casey, imagine all that chaos together with those four like(I'd pay to see a one shot of this tbh). Heck not even a crossover needed because JKP exists in the RPMverse and assuming the entire team is alive then this could fly, crazy twinks and the emo duo.

BROTPs

-Ziggy/Dr.K, honestly feel like he understands Dr.K and they are really close when it comes to hearing each other out, plus Ziggy might actually get her to enjoy some hobbies.

-Ziggy/Casey...seriously Disney fucked us over from ever getting this interaction, be happy with marvel I guess but imagine the send off you could've had.

-Ziggy/Tenaya, she needs earplugs every time he talks about Dillon...

Unpopular Opinion

-Kinda wish we got even more of a backstory for him or seen Ziggy encountering other green rangers. I feel like both him and Trip would get along quite well to be honest.

One thing I wish would/had happened in the show

-....We serious? That Jungle Fury/RPM crossover obviously because ALL THOSE INTERACTIONS AND SUCH WOULD'VE BE LEGENDARY.

-Even if he didn't end up with Dillon we should've had Ziggy kissing some guy.

-Imagine a scene of Ziggy hacking Venjix down with his axe after he found out the program's intention for Dillon, or if Venjix succeeded and Dillon died...it would've been brutal like Ziggy would be shown Venjix why the cartel kept him around🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

Headcanons

-The RPM team technically has sentient zords because in reality they hold secret Engine Souls like their Go-Onger counterparts. This is actually a result of humanity evolving and without the vitality from Earth's nature so their animal spirits evolved into Engine Souls, thing is the team hasn't unlocked them but when they do the zords will be able to talk(a little fib of my JFAU movie arc idea with RPM cause we deserve that crossover).

-Ziggy's fingernails can turn dark green because of Venjix exposure, some humans after being exposed to the virus during their apocalypse developed small traits via their survival(Scott having sharper canines, Summer being able to detect metals for tools, Flynn when growing out his hair has white highlights and can absorb radiation, Gem and Gemma can see people's dreams and Dillon can purify dirty food and water).

-Ziggy sleeps with a huge dolphin as a pillow or just something to hold whenever he's sad. If he can't morph then he'll fill it with rocks and beat down venjix monsters with it.

-Sometimes when he would leave the dome(before the world began to return to normal) he'd walk miles until making it to the ocean since it wasn't fully destroyed and enjoyed watching the waves. Plus that spot is the only one in the world where the stars in the sky are still viewable.

-After RPM Dillon, Tenaya and Ziggy ventured out into the world to see what needed to be fixed, they built a railroad and it oddly began to glow with energy. This led to the team getting powers via trains and soul power with imagination, humanity's will to keep going(ToQger adaption), villains born from the deceased malice of humanity aim to take advantage of this world and others leading to the team having bigger stakes than last time.

#power rangers #mmpr #mighty morphin power rangers #power rangers rpm #rpm #ziggy grover #green ranger #mutual asks #send me asks #character asks #ask me! #ask answered

[spinnysocks]

For that Choose Violence ask game: 9, 10, 16, 17, 19, and 23 for the Lion Guard

hey!! okie!! :D

9. worst part of canon

oof that is definitely one to start with! personally, i would say ushari's death and how the outlanders were handled in Battle For The Pridelands and after. ushari's death is a common talking point in the fandom, but i also think the waving off of scar's army who literally were the main villains for a whole season should've had something more, to end with at least...

also, how the whole circle of life ideology in tlg Does Not Work and is inherently speciesist in how they handle it, but i will spare you my rambling as there's plenty of good posts and videos about it

10. worst part of fanon

damn this one's even harder, i don't actually know i'm sorry 😭 i'll come back and edit this if i think of something

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

hmmmm!! as i said here, i'm pretty open to a lot of different ideas. but i have thought of another one: i've seen a few people shipping Simba x Kovu (IN AUs WHERE KIARA DOESN'T EXIST DW) and it's like... yeah, okay, we want mlm representation and there isn't that many non-related canon tlk characters - i get that - but the age gap... no thank you. (from my understanding, if it's an AU then maybe they would be the same age, but it rubs me the wrong way naturally) it's not like a massively popular ship but i've seen it a good few times, enough for me to talk about it

17. there should be more of this type of fic/art

i've said it before and i'll say it again, the crocodiles!!! the outlanders!!! i would sell my soul for a comic or fic about the outlanders reforming and that is a promise.

but yeah. my happiness, excitement, pure joy when i find a fic with the crocodiles is unbridled. i get so (positively) freaked out i have to put my phone down to collect myself 💀💀

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

erm. my crackships....... yeah. except i'm not actually that mad, ashamed, or horrified i'm having a jolly good time laughing about my stupid ideas 😭 hint: the crackships are all for kiburi HFGHDG

this prompt didn't specify anything so i will also say i am unreasonably obsessed with poacher aus, purely because it is PERFECT for angst and hurt/comfort ideas >:3 i'm sorry to all my faves you have been Captured!! for the purpose of me studying your character </3

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

hmmm! usually, i decide pretty quickly whether or not i like a ship from first glance, for example i immediately clicked with your Hodari x Njano crackship because it's so funny 😭 but i would say your ideas about Shupavu x Njano have altered my brain chemistry in a good way lol! i would also say Makuu x Ucheshi really grew on me :)

others include Makuu x Akina from The Crocodile's Journey and Kiburi x Zula from The Northern Crocodile. when i tell you i am so strict about what i personally ship, and they aren't what i'd normally be interested in at all, but they started growing on me and i was just aAAA. they're not my main ships at all, as in i only think about them in the fics that they're in, but i do think about them

(the choose violence ask game)

thanks for your ask!!! loved doing this! now i want a "choose peace" ask game 😭

#asks!! #mutuals #violence ask game #ask game #the lion guard thoughts

[piggyintheflesh]

Hi! I saw that you ship Jiggy and I'm curious on why you do? This isn't ment in a rude way I'm just genuinely interested in what you see between them!

YAY I GET TO ANSWER THIS

okay so the reason why i ship jiggy,,,, at first i was like. huh. you know.. i really wish piggy was represented and liked more from the fandom, and that's where some of my general absolute BIG love came for piggy,

im a HUGE sucker for like mended relationships or just. cute friendships in general. on ao3 i came across this fic literally called "jiggy oneshots" or something like that 😭😭😭 i thought it was hilarious but i took it into thought

im a big fan of rivals to friends/lovers and i was like.. hey....this isn't so bad.. i really like this actually. i wrote a story on ao3 with my friends called caprecornius, which was basically my first ever "jiggy" media ive made. and then i flew too close to the jiggy sun and my platonic wings melted

NOW im like. they'd be so cute actually together guys. hear me out, give me the mic for just a second. i don't know it like was a crackship at first and i laughed at it, now im like guys im so genuinely normal about jiggy WAUGHHHHH

OKAY. as for the characters, i don't have much to say but.. the whole rivals to best friends to lovers thing i make up about them really gives me life. like...... redemption arc jack because i crave it LMFAO

they're just so lovely 😭❗

also have this. smiles

#lotf #lordoftheflies #lord of the flies #piggy lotf #jack merridew

[crackshipparadise]

Until I Found You Chap. 6-Love Advice

Here is more of my lovely crackship! It’s a pretty short chapter, but I hope you enjoy it!

Thanks to @gigilefache for beta reading!

Enjoy!

The sun had set outside, and Artemis knew it was time to take Hayley home for the night. She was already tired and was trying her best to stay awake.

“She looks knocked out,” Sara commented.

Artemis chuckled as he picked up his niece, ready to go home for the night, “We probably should get going.” He said.

“Wait,” Artemis stopped as Sara gave him an envelope, “before you go, here are your tickets for the event,” Sara said.

Artemis took the envelope and looked up at Sara. “W-Wow thank you.” He said, surprised.

“The workers always get two extra tickets for any events we hold here,” Sara explained. “Figured having you and Hayley as my plus two.”

Artemis smiled, blushing a bit. “Again, thank you.” He replied.

“Anytime,” Sara responded.

The two stood there awkwardly blushing, trying to find out what to say to each other next. “Well, see you later I guess,” Artemis said, leaving the facility.

“Y-Yeah! See you around I guess!” Sara exclaimed. Once he was gone, Sara was finally able to breathe and quickly rushed to her office. 

As she ran, she realized she was falling in love with Artemis. It wasn’t just a friendship, it now morphed into a small crush.

Once inside her office, Sara sat down to relax. She looked at the intercom and called Lewis over, hoping he could give her advice.

“Lewis, could I see you in my office?” Sara asked. She waited for a response from her friend, but soon the intercom turned on.

“It will be a while, Sara! I have to help Starlight with this play!” Lewis exclaimed.

Sara groaned. She tapped her fingers on her desk and had to think of who she could talk to. 

Maybe Mike or Alyssa?

Sara sighed, she forgot Mike was off and Alyssa left already. She could talk to Oliver, but she forgot the two of them were both awkward with their respective crushes. She was left with no other choice.

“Wiatt, could you come to my office!” Sara called out. She waited for a bit, and soon a knock was heard at the door. “Come in!”

The door opened, revealing Wiatt. “You wanted to see me?” He asked.

“Yeah,” Sara answered.

Wiatt closed the door and slowly walked over to Sara. “Might I ask why?”

Sara felt nervous, wondering if this was a bad idea to talk to Wiatt. He never trusted her in the beginning so why now is she asking for his help? “I-I just need to ask…” her voice trailed off.

“Ask what?”

“Uh…how did you feel when you were crushing on Lewis?” Sara asked.

Then it hit Wiatt on why Sara asked that question. “Normally I ask why, but seeing how the last few days have been playing out... You have a crush on Artemis.” He explained.

Sara groaned. She was right, this was a bad idea!

Wiatt chuckled, “Sara, it can be seen from space! You like this guy!” He exclaimed.

“Okay! So what if I do?” She snapped. “Yes I like him, but he sees me as a friend, and I see him as more than that!” Tears were appearing in her eyes now, “I want to tell him how I feel, but what if he rejects me? And what if he finds out about my past, everything and he sees me as some monster!”

Wiatt was silent at this point. Sara only vented to Lewis and Oliver, and at times Eric, but with him, she always kept a cool demeanor or she would snap and tell him to leave her alone and that it was none of his business. 

Heck, Wiatt couldn’t come up with a comeback or a joke. He knew what Sara was going through was what he went through with Lewis.

Sara sniffled and wiped the tears from her eyes, “I’m scared Wiatt. I don’t want to be hurt again.”

Wiatt sighed, giving Sara some time to let out. He sat down in the chair across from her desk. “Sara, I know we don’t see eye to eye, but what you're feeling is valid.”

Sara turned to Wiatt and sat down in her chair.

“To answer your earlier question. I felt that way with Lewis. Remember?” Wiatt asked.

Sara nodded, “you were in mine and Lewis’s freshman Math and English class. You guys got close, and then at the beginning of the sophomore year you two started dating.” She explained.

“Right, but I was in the middle of transition when I first met Lewis,” Wiatt admitted. “I was scared Lewis wouldn’t like me, and I cried nonstop. However, when I finally confessed it felt like everything I worried about was for nothing.”

Sara smiled, tears still glistening in her eyes. “Well, you were a distraction.”

Wiatt chuckled, “anyways. Artemis likes you, a lot!” He exclaimed. “Plus I don’t think you have to worry about losing him, his niece is gonna make sure of that.”

Sara chuckled, “Hayley is sweet. Sneaky, but sweet.” She explained.

“Oh, tell me about it. While you were having your meeting, she was talking with Masquerade and then I saw him go into the Employee’s only area.”

“So she’s been sending the animatronics over to spy on us now,” Sara said.

“Pretty much!” Wiatt explained.

Sara smiled, feeling better, “Anything else?” She asked.

“Don’t get too creepy, like stalker creepy,” Wiatt added. 

Sara frowned at hearing that. She was not that crazy. 

“Plus, don’t rush on things. Give it time, you’ll know when you're ready.”

“How so?” Sara asked, raising an eyebrow.

“You’ll just know. When you feel those sparks and ready to let out everything. That’s when you drop how much you love him and want to be with him.”

“Thanks, Wiatt,” Sara said.

“Anytime,” Wiatt replied.

“Well, you're good to go,” Sara said. Wiatt was about to stand up and leave, but Sara stopped him once again, “And please don’t tell Lewis and Oliver about our chat. I'd rather not have Lewis say it to my face that we’re becoming friends.”

Wiatt chuckled, “Don’t worry your secret's safe with me. Unless it becomes obvious the next time he comes.” He explained before closing the door.

Sara chuckled, rolling her eyes. “Idiot.” She whispered.

Wiatt was heading back to finish up the decorations only to see Oliver and Lewis talking. The latter saw his boyfriend and smiled running to him. “Hey Wiatt.”

Wiatt smiled and hugged his boyfriend back before kissing him on the cheek. Lewis blushed and chuckled.

“So did Sara confess she liked Artemis?” Lewis asked.

Wiatt’s eyes widened, “H-How did you know?” He asked.

“Darling, Oliver, and I are Sara’s best friends. We know everything about each other.” Lewis explained.

“P-Plus I overheard some of the conversation,” Oliver confessed.

“And the fact that she’s been spending time with him, even during work hours,” Lewis added.

“And she sees him like how Lewis sees you and how I see Damien.” Oliver finished,

Wiatt was in shock, “Wow, you three are best friends for life.”

“Exactly!” Lewis and Oliver exclaimed at the same time.

“Anyways, don’t tell anyone else. I don’t want Sara to think I told you guys.” Wiatt said.

“Darling, everyone at the facility knows about Sara’s crush. It’s obvious from space!” Lewis exclaimed.

Wiatt had nothing to say but smiled knowing he kept Sara’s promise. It was just her not keeping her crush too well of a secret.

By nighttime, Dreamworld had closed and the founders decided to head home for the night. Sara decided to walk home again for the night as she felt safer recently.

While Sara was walking, she had an odd feeling in her gut that someone was behind her. She quickly turned around, but saw no one and shrugged it off.

The figure was hiding in a corner and sighed before continuing to follow the young girl. The closer he got his red puppet strings came out, and they were heading towards Sara.

In the corner of her eye, Sara saw the red puppet strings, and before she could scream the strings wrapped around her.

#a hat in time #ahit #covetmoon #welcome to dreamworld #wtdw #crossover crack ship #crackship #wtdw sara #wtdw wiatt #ahit moonjumper #ahit hat kid

[officialgleamstar]

Your like new obsession/love for Merilwen x Liliana is very silly (positive) to me. They lowkey feel like Pearliana but enemies to lovers to me. Mad respect tbh.

Hfkdgskdhdk thank you. It’s so bad, dude. They’re impeding my ability to function as a human being (joke)

And YEAH I do think they have a similar vibe! I’m not massively into Pearliana beyond just. Finding it really funny fhdkdhd beloved sapphic crackships ❤️ so I don’t have much of a grasp on the general dynamic that people depict them with? And I’ve only referenced them once in one of my fics, so I can’t even work from my own thoughts lol. But I can absolutely see the similarities there. Merilwen is a lot sillier than Katie is and more loyal to a lesser degree, but they have a similar level of like … They really like seeing things through and can be quite stubborn, they’re both prone to pettiness. Merilwen is less independent than Katie is, but she’s still self-sufficient. I’m really normal and have analyzed the differences between these two an average amount (lying) fhfdgjgd but! Because of that, I think they do end up having similar potential dynamics with Liliana

I do think that a certain difference between them is like. I think Katie would get way more annoyed with Liliana than Merilwen would, or at least, more resentful fjjfvjkxfk I think Liliana pisses Merilwen off, but Merilwen comes off to me as the type to really enjoy being pissed off. She likes being annoying and also annoyed in equal measure (which is also why Piratewoods works out so well but for once, this isn’t about them—). I don’t think Liliana specifically enjoys arguments, but I like reading her as someone who appreciates people who give her the same energy that she’s being given. It’s why she lets Dob drag her into fights and it’s why she reluctantly joins in with the team building moments - ultimately Liliana really craves connection and so I think she would really cling to anything where she receives the same amount of attention as she puts out ^-^

Or more than she puts out dhjfsgjgdd Lily definitely has the potential to be an attention whore if treated correctly in my opinion

Okay my lunch break is over now but TLDR: Yeah I’m pretty obsessed with these two right now XD

#ask #a casual egg #meriliana

[ofhxrror]

HIGHKEY missing all of my old oc’s that are currently taking space in the back of my mind and I keep thinking about them in their fictional little universes. I wanna ramble for a bit so below the cut are where I imagine them ending up at the end of their lives. 

Ophelia Richards (hellstate--rp/hellhqs) - the apple of my eye and the love of my life ( my favorite child let me honest ), i wonder about her the most in her fictional little bubble. she was the most changed and better off them all so like i wonder how she would be fairing in the zombie outbreak of cheyanne. would the zombie’s have died off by now and would she have set up a house with a puppers ( maybe with a certain somebody??? ) or would the zombies be still around and would still be the redheaded rolling stone. i think the zombies would be dying off and she would have a little cabin, a small shop too where she would sell blankets and canned goods; also like two doggo’s that she would maim someone if they touched. maybe a noah ashbury in her life idk about that though- but like she would just be okay. maybe she found her little sister again and they live together. just OPHELIA HAPPY- ( i also hardcore crackship her with my other kiddo juliet kemp don’t fucking at me okay they make sense...kinda ) 

Juliet Kemp (hellstate--rp/hellhqs) - my broken bird ohhh my heart legit aches every time i think about her- like holy mother of GOD i ruined that character didn’t i??? she was such a fucking shit show of a human, like rick grimes level’s of bullshit happened to her. she’s from the same universe as ophelia so going off of the “zombies are dying off” ( i don’t like to think that zombies are supernatural creatures and hellhq lore was pretty clear it was some type of plague so...bodies...rot after awhile and yeah i could babble on about zombies rotting but imma stop because i know some of you guys are normal folks who don’t like to hear about that stuff. ) i imagine her as semi-okay, not AS happy or well adjusted as O but alive and sometimes..maybe even smiling. i can see her living in a big house with room for any kids she finds because that’s her weakness, she loves all the little kiddos and just wants them to be okay. honestly juliet is now your adoptive mom if you don’t have one at the end of the world. she would build gardens for food and paints the whole house to be happy for the kids. just peace is all i want for her and her head. but like lemme be honest she’s your wine mom because what she’s gone through ohhhh boi yeah she’s PTSD for life. ( but like also hi yes my crackship make sense here because them ophelia and her can like have all the outbreak orphan’s together and love each other???? no...yes??? )

 Gabrielle Jackson (hellstate--rp/hellhqs) - ANGEL BABYYYY!!!! she wasn’t my favorite to play because she was so nice??? like i cannot be that nice all the darn time to people (also christianity turns out its a goddamn trigger for me.) but like after I had her get stabbed and lose all faith??? yeah she got easier to play for me, plus anytime I had her with her joker it was funny because oh boi she’s angry 100% of the time. but like in her future honestly she wouldn’t have one, gabby is super one of the muses I can see not making it in the new worlds. she’s clung to tightly to the ideals of a forgotten world so honestly I can see her kinda just dying? like I’m sorry not sorry- she’s so the type to get her ass stabbed trying to help someone. that or might end up on some type of mushroom hippie 60′s aesthetic to cope with her life just going to shit, smoking pot on a cute little farm far away from town and selling handmade blankets because that’s nice right? ALL I KNOW HER AND GOD NO LONGER SPEAK. 

Penny Scott ( hellvt ) - speaking of not talking to god meet my angel child penny! ironically an actual angel, like sent from god wings and all, but hates the motherfucker with all of her being for kinda being a deadbeat father i guess. she’s what you would call a “useless lesbian” and honestly that trait I feel like she would honestly get better with as she spends more time on earth. I can see her ending up with a cute girl in a nice little cottage somewhere, but honestly she might pull a stupid and die protecting someone she loves? idk she has tragic written all over her because she sees the best in the world but the world is a shithole. 

Nathlia Scott ( butterflieshq ) - MY ROLEPLAY AND MY KIDDO! i had to close it because health reasons so we never got to hear nathlia’s full backstory i had planned out and honestly i’m going to leave it up to ??? incase i get healthier and am able open butterflies back up one day but a possible future for the kiddo? she’s a missing person who is persumed dead her future is the up there with my bleak kids ( it goes kenzi, nathlia, and ginger ). but she either ends up dead, alive but in a mental hospital for a good couple years, or [ ERROR TEXT NOT FOUND ]....i thought i fixed that glitch oh well. 

Kenzi Carlson ( ??? ) - my sweet sweet punk child who I loved with all of my heart and still cry over to this day, she was an early-ish muse of mine i believe from a scream inspired roleplay. she doesn’t have a future i can tell you that right now because she was canon fodder durning the roleplay when the admin asked if there was anyone who was willing to let their characters die and I was like sure! ( I now know I will never do that again I fucking hate character death scenes ). she ended up being killed in the same way her mother died and I was like ohhhh boy my sweet baby not even eighteen. so she’s stuck with me for some reason, i call her my ghost. 

Ginger Adams ( ??? ) - My Ginger Fitzgerald inspired muse for an unknown horrror roleplay that i was apart of that never really got off the ground but it was nice while it lasted,  she’s honestly my mess of a kiddo who i love so much but honestly once again i do not make happy people so on this girl is honestly a wreck. unlike ginger fitz from the movie, this ginger acidentally killed her sister in a fight and is on the run after her mother told her she would clean it all up ( which oof to that mom ). i don’t see her having a happy life after that- like honestly nothing good happening for her due to a. the ptsd of killing her sister/becoming a werewolf and b. the fact she is a werewolf. so honestly lets just mark her down as fucked up and move on. 

#( killith talks. ) #I MISS ALL OF MY KIDDOS #i would legit cry if i got the chance to play ophelia #but like wow do NOT PLAY HAPPY PEOPLE #i'm not the give happy a chance person am i ??? #death tw #blood tw #anti religion tw #violence tw #drug mention tw #long post tw

[katyspersonal]

I genuinely had no idea how to call Rom x Ebrietas ship and your Spiderietas idea is really neat. Sorry if that's a weird question but do you have some other names for the ships that aren't really named by the fandom?

Oh, thanks! Yeah uhhh, "creative" names usually happen from the fact that actual characters names might not clash well at all... Normally I just clash names where they share a letter, but at times there is no shared one as well, or a character is not named..

So yeah I will just share names I am using:

Spiderietas - Rom x Ebrietas, obviously! Because Rom is a spider.

Iosedgar - Iosefka x Edgar. Another rareship, based on the fact that there is her blood vial in Nightmare of Mensis! I had an alternative version that it was a parting gift (?) from Iosefka to Edgar, and just recently some anon had the same idea, which prompted me to name the ship!

Crownalise - Bloody Crow x Annalise! This name is coined by @heraldofcrow actually, since Crow doesn't have canon name and you'd have to improvise, but it is cute as it has word 'crown' in it xd I also used to call King x Annalise ship cainnalise... Because king of Cainhurst and Annalise, and because of some headcanon regarding taking name/title of 'Cain' upon marriage, dating back to an important member of the dynasty named that, but my headcanons since then changed from THE first Cain being Yharnam's (sacrificial) spouse in cursed marriage ritual, to being her brother that had to continue the bloodline since Mergo literally fused with Yharnam's womb, sooo.. Yeah, I am not SURE if this name still works. I might cope with it being related to the castle rather than the person Cain, so that's up in the air!

Djurally - Djura x Djura's Ally. Again, that NPC has no name, he is literally titled 'Djura's Ally, so same thing x)

Assasimon - Using it for Brador x Simon. I did hear variant 'bradmon', but I think the "creative" one just works for me better. I'd usually use both in the tags, actually!

Simoonlight - Simon x Ludwig, another "had to use my imagination" moment because I swear Simon's name works sooooo awfully with most of the names ;-; I heard variant 'bowblade', but it really doesn't satisfy me because it is literally Simon's weapon's name dsjhfhds It is a personal nitpick and you should not use my silly replacement and instead should just use 'bowblade' like a normal person xd

Hunterriet - Hunter x Henriett! Aka wasted potential of the character on From's side in my opinion

Yahargura - okay, this ship 10000% doesn't exist, like, no chance in Hell. I totes made this shit up 😎 But basically, a Yahar'gul hunter we find in Underground Cells - same place where Yamamura and Gratia are at, is not Antal. He uses Church's pick too, but he has completely different data otherwise! I have this whole story in my head, with how Yamamura is a summon in Yahar'gul, and how there is already a defector Antal - that maybe it was another defector friend that helped him to escape! So Yamamura, Simon, Gratia and this hunter basically formed the YOU MEDDLING KIDS team to close in on Church's darkest secrets! So yeah, it is one the ships possible within the team (and my preferred one). There are also simamura (Simon x Yamamura) and gratimon (Gratia x Simon). See, Simon's name is so inconvenient! He makes ship names sound like Dig1mon names -_-"

Romaria - Rom x Maria. It is closer to a crackships than to a rareship, and was based off my old joke about how Willem x Rom is similar to Gehrmaria but with magic aesthetic instead of warrior one dhfdhs Granted, it is not that similar (for one I am CALLING status and age difference between Rom and Willem to be much bigger), but somewhere deep in my mind there are unborn shitposts mostly based off Willem and Gehrman getting cucked I am thinking maybe willemoonside for Willem x Rom (awful and cursed) since she is in the Moonside Lake as a spider.., because I am NOT calling it 'romushroom'. NOPE.

Yurimposter - Yurie/Julie x Imposter Iosefka. Really have had it with unnamed characters... :( Yuriedgar for her and Edgar, of course. And impostedgar for the remaining pair, though I've never seen anyone ship it?

Yurimian - Yurie x Damian. It was my very first BB ship, along with @val-of-the-north, based on the idea that both of these characters are, actually, "failed" members of their respective institutions. Since then my vision of both characters had changed so much that I find it hard to feel the same way about this ship now, but there is just still.. something. Besides Val still loves this ship, so I am not allowed to 100% disown it xD

I also simply use yurom for Yurie x Rom, although I personally consistently refer to her as Julie (a more accurate translation of her name). I tried to have something creative, like for example 'vacurie' (vacious + yurie), but I didn't like anything so I just clashing names here!

Bradorence - Brador x Laurence, my beloved. If there is secretly a "fancy" name that is used instead, let me know! This ship basically doesn't exist so I cannot be sure on whether there is accepted name for it yet or not?

Romicolash - Rom x Micolash, I use it together with 'micorom' because I just like this name for the ship better.

Kosmicolash - Micolash x Kos, obviously, and Abductor Parents for Micolash x Wet Nurse because I honestly don't know what word to come up with BUT they do have a kidnapped infant xdddd

Djurman - Djura x Gehrman! Talked about this one, lotta parallels with Maria, lotta reasons to theorise Djura was his first Dreaming Hunter; and I think the only one that worked with him for him for more than one night.

Swordsmelia - Amelia/Emilia x Cleric Beast from the bridge! That beast drops Swords Hunter badge, basically a toned-down version of the badge of Ludwig's Holy Blades, so I presume it used to be one of the clerics who are also... well, swordsmen... Badge's description says so. Chiemilia is an alternative that I probably will use instead tbh, coming from chief + Emilia (it is a more proper translation of her name), since with that badge it is ALSO how you buy Hunter's Chief Emblem, so likely that cleric beast is now in the status Ludwig used to be... okay, this paragraph is just turning into 'why you should care about Cleric Beast of the bridge, lol sdhfdsdf. In fact, if there is already a name, I'd like to know, but I have not seen this ship often...? Like, at all? I've seen Laurence x Amelia more often than this, actually! (that I call amence, as hysterical as this name containing word 'amen' is lol.) Again, I saw these ships, but I never saw a name for either, even once? help

Adolline - Adeline x Doll! There are like 5 ways to justify how it could happen, so I will just leave it be here.

Mariador - Maria x Brador. If someone ever actually ships it please kick me, I am not proactive on this ship but it could be pretty fun I think xd

Maria x Ludwig genuinely has me puzzled, because mariudwig doesn't sound all that bad, but I also WANT to "get creative" xd Cainhudwig is as punny as I like em, but mariudwig sounds better? Honestly, I think with this one I am okay just calling it this..?

Nightmaresearch - this one is also silly, and comes from the fact that BOTH characters in it are unnamed. It is how I called a ship of those female Church hunters (black and white) that you have to fight before entering Research Hall. I also have a variant knightmaresearch when Maria is involved, because she is a Knight, so it becomes double pun.. I saw this "ship" with all three girls usually in pr0n context in Japanese sources, but also I once saw the white girl and Maria legitimately shipped. Basically, 'nightmare' is replaced with 'knightmare' whether it is Maria with both or only one of these girls. If Hell freezes over, sky falls on Earth, BB gets ported on PC and these hunters become popular enough to discern the ship names better, I might reconsider, but so far it works!

Micoed for Micolash x Edgar, damicolash for Damian x Micolash and edgamian for Edgar x Damian. Nuff said. Edgamialash for all three.

Forgotentacles - Forgotten Madman x Madman's Escort. xd I know this name is hysterical, but it makes sense because they both wear robes wrapped with coiled tentacles, and use Augur.... :') xd Again - when both characters are not named lmao bottomtext.

Despairing - both of Desperate Hunters / Hunters of Despair / whatever shipped.

Alfeather - Alfred x Crow, but it's been like two years since I've lost liking for this ship, sorry.. Too much hassle with how not only Alfred's questline should never progress, but he also should have been a total looser that never actually found and harmed a single Vileblood in his life- because Crow would never forgive that. I just prefer to let Alfred be eeeeeviiiiiil rather than "preserve" him from actually doing something for the sake of a ship I do not even main xd

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Okaaaay..... That's all I have to offer for now- Again, maybe there are secret corners of the fandom I haven't seen that named some of these already and I am just being goofy, just hit me up if something comes up! I also absolutely cannot come up with a name for Maria x Bloody Crow... I was thinking Astral Crowtower, but maybe a better name is yet to come to me. (besides I do not main this ship either) Thank you for an ask! And honestly sorry for (most likely) frying your brain with the puns 💀💀💀

#bloodborne #bloodborne headcanons #ships #use later #multi character post #desPAIRING xdddd #i am sorry for terrorizing the fandom with my sense of humour lol

[our-blood-is-our-ink]

okay, i have this crazy crackship that won't leave my mind so... yea

like imagine that after Wandavision, S.W.O.R.D didn't knew what to do exactly with Agnes, so they just let her be and assigned Jimmy to watch over her (visit and stuff yk? see if there's anything out of the normal), and Darcy, being Jimmy's best friends, sometimes would go with him

and then one day Jimmy had an emergency, and asked Darcy to go see Agnes by herself (Agnes and her kind of became friends, Darcy liked the not-sitcom version of her), and coincidentally Agnes's spell breaks just when Darcy knocks at the door

didn't exactly thought of all the details, but Darcy ends up with a huge crush on Agatha, who's just curious about her, since she didn't met her in Wandavision

anyways, tell me you see this too so that I'm not crazy

and forgive me for my broken english :/

No worries about the English, I didn't notice anything out of the norm or broken about it! (Also I'm super impressed English isn't your first language as someone who was raised around a second one and never picked it up.)

And I absolutely see it, Nonnie and it's absolutely incredible.

I see Agatha being into Darcy on a shallower level the same way I think she'd be into Diana Prince (Wonder Woman)

Which is to say, they look like her. I happen to think Agatha can be incredible vain, and we all know she'd fuck her own clone so. Definitely on a surface level I see it!

On a more deeper level, Agatha and Darcy's snark plays so well off of one another.

Agatha likes being intellectually challenged, she loves trading witty blows with someone, and Darcy is whip smart, making her a perfect match for Agatha in that regard.

On a... Smuttier level, Darcy is the bottom. And Agatha throughly enjoyed getting to put her in her place. Those two aren't constantly going at it like some other ships -cough- but there is a consistent thread of their bedroom dynamic in their every day public lives, especially if they're in a room together.

They're that couple that is just CONSTANTLY pushing each other's buttons, and always seem to fighting when really it's their way of telling the other that they love them (and it's foreplay but eh, we all knew this), and it drives everyone else around them nuts.

They also help each other with their research projects, because they each have a unique insight to the other's field, coming from their perspective one.

(Darcy is consistently surprised by how well Agatha knows sciences, but magic, unless it's chaos magic, works with the world already around it, and it's important to understand the full cause and effect of wielding it.)

Anyways I love this crackship of yours so much, and that initial first flirting phase would absolutely be so funny to witness.

#sky's inbox #sky's anons #sky answers #sky replies #c: darcy #c: agatha #c: agatharcy #(going with that ship name because it's the funniest to me) #also though the crush slowly starting to form on Agnes first #because Darcy x Agnes would also be hilarious to watch happen

[missjanjie]

8 + 31, "insatiable"

two for two on crackships babey!!!

8. Luxx Noir London + 31. SPIN THE WHEEL (wheel was spun and landed on Rosé)

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“Okay,” Luxx conceded, “I owe you big time.”

Marcia couldn’t fight off a smug grin. “So, you and Rosé had fun last night?” 

“Holy shit,” she exhaled with a breathy laugh, “that bitch is insatiable. I know I told you no one could match my endurance, but I’ll be damned, you proved me all the way wrong. I mean, god, I can’t even think about last night without getting horny again.” 

They smirked. “Not a bad way to break a dry spell, huh?” 

“Not bad at all. Guess I just needed the right girl to help me let–”

“Don’t say it,” Marcia cut her off. “I know she’s Loosey’s sister, but for the love of god, don’t fucking say it.” 

Luxx pretended to pout and roll her eyes. “At least Rosé appreciates my comedic genius. Maybe I should call her, see how she is during daylight hours.” Before Marcia could offer a rebuttal, she was already walking off and fishing her phone from her pocket and calling her up.

“You need it again already?” Rosé answered the phone with a smug grin.

“Goddamn you’re cocky. And somehow I’m into it,” she retorted. “Are you at home? Or do you wanna come to my place?” 

“With how nosy Marcia is? You’re better off coming here, babe,” she chuckled. “I got the apartment to myself while Jan’s staying over at her girlfriend’s place for a few days. Pretty sure I can get another seven orgasms out of you, maybe more if you’re good.” 

Luxx swallowed thickly, refusing to let her know that even her words got her hot under the collar. “You know, you’re lucky you’re good at what you do. I don’t normally let people treat my vers ass like a bottom.” 

“Mhm,” Rosé answered, unconvinced. “Don’t you worry, I’ll make a bottom out of you yet.”

#random ship generator #shother #chrose

[cobrakatharsis]

terry/ruben/chris !😌

:D okay so this one was written around the time i THINK i made some posts about the idea of the three together? it’s really just the outline of an especially self-indulgent crackship fest starring terry mccain (tig’s character from excessive force), ruben patterson (billy’s character from shootfighter), and chris no last name (ralph’s character from naked in new york)

(all released in 1993 btw. fantastic time)

so, ruben moves to new york to chase the underground shootfighting ring there - he’s already in deep and feels like he can’t get out, isn’t sure he wants to, but either way he still needs the money. while he’s masquerading as a normal person during the day, frequenting cafes and libraries and anything to make him feel half human, he meets chris, and they hit it off surprisingly well.

chris is taken by ruben’s handsome face and strange demeanour - he seems ~mysterious~ - and ruben is dazzled by how earnest and hardworking chris is, how eager he is to just spill his guts. the first few times they see each other, it’s chris just doing all the talking - endlessly, about his latest auditions and his writing process and the movie he watched last night and this poem he’s had stuck in his head and how the coffee doesn’t seem at good today, but ruben doesn’t mind one bit. he…likes chris, likes listening to him talk, and the less ruben talks, the less chris knows. he doesn’t really want chris knowing anything, even as they slowly start to dip into “dating” territory, but it’s hard for chris not to know.

he knows something is wrong. as they steadily get closer, he begins more and more to suspect that ruben is involved with something bad - petty crime? the mob? - but ruben won’t tell him anything, as desperate as chris is to try and protect him. ruben knows he stands a much better chance of protecting chris than the other way around, and he wants to protect chris from everything he’s involved with. chris just has to try his best to wiggle in close enough to pick up some of the pieces of ruben when he has to, a task that’s even worse when he doesn’t know how ruben keeps getting broken in the first place.

meanwhile, terry enters the stage. he’s on a mission to infiltrate and dismantle the shootfighting ring, particularly one of the main men running it, and in doing so meets ruben and starts building a bond with him for solely mission reasons. until, of course, he gets involved - he likes the kid, and he wants to protect ruben, especially from all the fallout that’s going to occur when he breaks the ring up, but somehow that blends into him seeing ruben more, spending time with ruben and his boyfriend, and he knows he’s in over his head but can’t find it in himself to stop. he likes ruben a lot - likes chris a lot too, even though chris clearly doesn’t trust terry one bit.

chris doesn’t have any context, but can’t help feeling that terry’s involved with whatever ruben’s involved with. he feels dangerous, and it makes chris antsy. he’s terrified that terry poses some sort of threat to ruben, and even more concerned that terry is just another tie on ruben, something else keeping him at least half-submerged in the darkness that’s clearly trying to take him away from chris. chris and terry’s relationship is, thus, tense, but they’re respectful with ruben between them - they both love him, and it’s clear that he loves both of them.

my idea was the whole thing coming to a head — chris startles awake to a phone call in the dead of night, and terry’s on the other end sounding more torn up than chris thought him capable of. terry says that ruben’s hurt, and though chris is used to ruben being hurt - constantly covered in cuts and bruises, wraps and bandages he won’t take off - this is apparently bad. ruben came way too close to a loss and got punished for it too, and suddenly chris is yanking shoes and a jacket on top of his pyjamas and running to some shady place he’s never even heard of before, a guy he’s sure he hates’ voice echoing in his head as he chases something he had no idea about.

they can’t go to the hospital, terry made that clear, so it’s just chris and terry together - and all their love for ruben - to try and sort it out. patch ruben up, rationalise why he’s done all this, and - most importantly - get that ring dismantled.

#does this make sense? probably not #in which case it makes about as much sense as the draft in the wip itself #elijah writes #elijah answers #chris x ruben #terry x ruben #terry x ruben x chris

[gemstarstarlight]

I posted 996 times in 2022

That's 996 more posts than 2021!

61 posts created (6%)

935 posts reblogged (94%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@taketwoinink

@9-circles-of-l

@venusqq

@skyisverybored

@jinxneedssleep

I tagged 978 of my posts in 2022

Only 2% of my posts had no tags

#mentality love - 150 posts

#*checks for cameras* - 139 posts

#aroace - 117 posts

#asexual - 115 posts

#pretty pictures - 110 posts

#aromantic - 96 posts

#reblog for posterity - 92 posts

#ace - 87 posts

#aro - 74 posts

#philosophy takes - 66 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#i am forever and always a humanities nerd who actually wanted friends but did not want to fit in and generally didn’t like people who did

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Them: I’m in love with you.

Me: No you aren’t you don’t even know me you absolute dingus *whacks over the head with a baseball bat*

24 notes - Posted September 1, 2022

#4

Matthew Mercer as a robot is about the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

27 notes - Posted October 5, 2022

#3

So, I’m watching EXU Calamity.

And I am going to discuss major spoilers, so be aware.

I was FURIOUS when Laerryn cast Blight on the tree. To me it seemed so obvious that it was a protection against something that to destroy it without any attempt to figure it out first was unconscionable.

And I realized I was angry. And I couldn’t figure out why.

Because it’s a story! A great story, a beautiful story, a moving story, but a story nonetheless. Why did I care so much about Laerryn’s choice? I’m normally pretty good at getting invested in a story but not letting it emotionally affect me. I don’t cry in movies. I suspect when I finish episode 4 I’m not gonna cry when everyone dies.

But I was so angry at Laerryn I had to pause the episode and do something else.

Why?

I’ve done some thought, and I think I know why.

Deeply connected to and caring of her work, above relationships. A deep desire to leave a mark on the world, to be remembered after leaving this earth. Talented and, more importantly, aware of her talents. Clutching to her work, her abilities, thinking, “It was worth it, it was worth it, it has to be worth it.” The people she’s left behind. The loves that she lost. Showing people that she cares through her abilities more than what they actually want from her (to stay, to be available, to need them). And worst of all, that single-minded drive that wants to get the most of what she needs and excluding everything else.

I saw way too much of myself in Laerryn Coramar-Seelie. And I’m not sure I loved what I saw.

If I had been in her shoes—me, who ditched my family and friends to see the world, have always been looking for more in life than simply what works, who feels fundamentally different from most people, who truly deeply cares about others but somehow can never put them above my own dreams and hopes, which is the very definition of love in most books—if I had been there, would I have done any different?

Or would I, too, in my own hubris and desperation, made the choice that seemed most right to me, and so completely missed the point?

I think I was angry because I wanted her to make the right decision, and when she didn’t, I felt afraid.

30 notes - Posted August 2, 2022

#2

Wereanimals that aren’t just wolves. The leader is a WereTiger.

I am living.

35 notes - Posted November 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Okay, I’m not one for crackships as a general rule, but Fearne and Chetney are too batshit insane hilarious to not get behind. An almost-canon crackship that references Hulk and Black Widow. The wildest will-they-won’t-they between two weird old people. A 100+ year old hippie faun druid and a 400+ feral gremlin werewolf with really strong Chihuahua energy. God bless.

730 notes - Posted November 4, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #I love the massive jump from 35 notes to 730 notes

[kafus]

[Breaks into your house again] you should talk about adachi rei. For the ask game

YAYYYY okay i'm putting this one below a cut cause i go on for a while i love rei fuck (frothing at the mouth)

favorite song: oh god it's a tie between NIKOTTE by 稲むり and Heat Abnormal by iyowa, but i'm going to use nikotte as my one allotted youtube video for this post because everyone who likes adachi rei knows heat abnormal and no one knows nikotte. i was sent nikotte by a friend a while back and i just fell in love with it and am always coming back to it, its a massive standout for me, and well. heat abnormal is heat abnormal. it's just too fucking good, iyowa is too good HSDJFSD that being said picdo is my favorite adachi rei user (this isn't surprising, he's such a passionate adachi rei user and it shows in his work) and i REALLY like this cover that uses rei (honorable mention to light speed drift by frog96 even though it's very teto heavy, it uses adachi rei)

ships: TETO. DEFOKO. KAFU. literally the fucking triad i keep pairing all the robot girls with each other but honestly you could convince me to ship rei with most vsynths i think. idk how to explain it she would just be good with like anyone. i also just love rei so much so this is a bonus i'm more likely to put mental energy into imagining her in Situations and Scenarios including shipping. oh yeah i also ship rei and rime but that's kind of a crackship i don't have an explanation for that. i should draw art of them sometime though

favorite part of design: okay instead of being normal about this question i need to remind you all real quick that rei was designed in such a way that her creator could make a real life android of her (BY HIMSELF BY THE WAY. JUST IN HIS HOUSE) and he's getting pretty close to completion. LOOK at this its SO FUCKING COOL (her head isn't finished yet LOL)

anyways i'm a huge fan of the waveform patterns on her clothes, it stands out to me and just sells her so well imo. also orange is not a super common vsynth color i feel? so she really sticks out. love that about her

random headcanon: when she turns off/goes on sleep mode her eyes don't close so she'll just stare at you with a dead expression from across the room. emotionlessly. vacant. HSFDKSFD

#kiki was here #asks #vocaloid ask game #spikyearr