#this is so unhinged. i want her

[chewablepebbles]

#reddit #askreddit #this is so unhinged. i want her

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question

#she sounded so remorseful & i just stood staring like an anthropologist watching their phd thesis spontaneously manifest before their eyes #apparently she would watch the pilot episode to get a feel for the characters #and then just read a bunch of recaps & episode reviews instead of watching future episodes. what fresh steaming hell #this conversation took place like a year and a half after we were roommates btw. i had seen her maybe twice in that time period #i thought she was a standard frat girl but then 18 months later she appears in the wild grass to reveal unhinged character background to me #and i'm just standing there nodding feeling like i missed a weird opportunity i did not want or ask for #honestly thought i was the weirdest person in that apartment situation but now i'm wondering what our other 2 roommates were hiding #not my strangest college experience at ALL but like. definitely top 20 #this wasn't the same person as Aquarium Girl btw but oddly enough they were roommates actually #(not at the same time that Recaps Lady and i were roommates but at different intervals idk) #anyway i probably should have interviewed at more than one apartment before taking over a sublease but summer sess is a weird time u know #oh and this happened in Hong Kong btw

[feels-for-the-fictional]

You can't tell me our main man Jim, Jim Kirk, James Kirk, James T Kirk, James Tiberius Kirk, CAPTAIN stack of books on legs James Respectful and Sensitive Tiberius Kirk does not know about Vulcan hand touching and their significance.

This man. JAMES KIRK. Looked at Spock, clearly vulcan spock, hands firmly planted behind his back Spock. LOOKED him up and down, and despite absolutely knowing it would not be considered impolite if he didnt offer a hand shake, looked at Spock, tall drink of water Spock, Vulcan sensitive hands used as terms of affection Spock, and was like hmmmm absolutely will make this Vulcan shake my hand. AND SPOCK gave like 1 second of thought before he was like yes absolutely here is my hand to hold for you and you only. I AM DECEASED

#yea so I woke up still crazy about Them Meeting #snw #when will I get off my bullshit #remember when I was like ohhh boohoo the show is good without kirk we dont need a kirk and spock meet up #remember that #I FUCKING LIED #they gave me like 10 seconds of these two white boys looking at each other and holding hands and I HAVE BECOME UNHINGED #thank u snw writers for this blessing #LOWER DECKS LIVE ACTION EPISODE NEXT WEEK OMG #I WANT BOIMLER TO MEET KIRK SO BAD #I want Mariner to 1000% ask Spock where Kirk is #and also for her to be like huh you look different then I thought you would #AHHHHHHH I AM SCREAMING #spirk #star trek #ty

[nyaagolor]

One of the reasons I want an Athena-focused game so badly is because of her dynamic with the judge. Often times the penalties from the judge or dismissals from the prosecution feel unfair, but then we get someone like Athena who is just immediately taking off with the most out of pocket bullshit from the word go and— even when her own co-counsel thinks she’s lost it— the judge is like nah. Let her cook. And then she turns out to be right

Apollo says “can we please agree that the blind 14-year old didn’t shoot a revolver that has a kickback that would break a grown man’s arm?” and the judge is like “no and fuck you for even suggesting that” and then Athena walks in with a record holding amount of HIPPA violations to go ask someone about their crush and make a bondage joke in full earshot of the entire courthouse and the judge is like “yeah sure that’s fine. This’ll be funny anyway please continue”. He lets her get away with so much and I want a whole game of her shenanigans

#it’s so funny to me bc she’s so much more unhinged than the two before her but the judge is like nah this’ll be funny. go for it bestie #ace attorney #Athena cykes #I also want an Athena game bc she’s fun. she’s delightful #mod vex #textpost

[jahiera]

I know it’s just a games mechanic thing but I’m kind of obsessed with the idea of the potential learning curve astarion had to do being thrust out into the wilderness and actually fighting for his life every single day after 2 centuries of stalking shadows and mostly using charm to keep himself safe and alive. picking up a bow for the first time in centuries and it’s awkward, unwieldy at first, but the muscle memory slowly returns to him as he uses it more and more—and so does the question of, did he learn to use this while he was mortal? did he enjoy it? it feels familiar, like a long passed hobby he might’ve once had. or having to quickly adapt to using two daggers for actual combat rather than the one he might have kept on him just in case an alley interaction turned sour. astarion having to learn how to fight in a group, when he’s always been deeply, deeply alone in the shadows before. slowly adapting to watching karlach’s back, picking off enemies from the side as they group around her, or picking off an enemy that was creeping up on wyll with a trick shot from a distance. like there’s no way he did any of these things back in baldurs gate, and it’s a special kind of thrill to accumulate new skills, work skills he barely remembers even having, or finding new ways to utilize talents that once would’ve served cazador but now he uses them to save his own life, and occasionally protect his …. friends … with only mild complaining. something makes me crazy about astarion being forced to use his body for centuries to lure people back with his attractiveness and middling charm and NOW he can turn his body into something strong, a weapon that belongs only to him, reclaim autonomy through the ways he chooses to fight and develop skills and abilities cazador never would’ve wanted him to have

#I have a Mini Essay for Every Companion on their relationship to fighting vs autonomy by the way. Unhinged essays #wyll losing his powers at the beginning as he mentions. karlach using her brutality to DEFEND HER FRIENDS rather than fight for zariel #gale flexing spells and talents he hasn’t dipped into in so long while he was isolated away. #lae’zel learning what it means to fight in a group that wants to keep you as safe as they do themselves. fighting for protection. #BITING DOWN. #bg3 meta

[canonicallyanxious]

[neverafter episode 9 spoilers]

everything about ylfa's flashback scene made me feel fucking insane. the wolf is death and the ending of stories. the wolf ate ylfa's grandmother because it was time for her story to end. but for whatever reason it's not time for ylfa's end. for whatever reason the wolf wanted ylfa to live. the wolf ate the grandmother so that she could die, and ylfa ate the wolf so that she could live. the wolf wanted ylfa to live, and at the deepest core of herself she wants to live too. i'm scratching at the WALLS. LIKE "i met death and death wants me to live" EMILY SAID IT SO CASUALLY BUT LOWKEY THAT'S THE RAWEST SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!

also though you need to eat to live and the consumption of stories to stay alive beyond the end of your own story... i am Thinking...

#sarah.txt #dimension 20 #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 #idk why eating/consumption as a theme has been making me feel so unhinged lately but they really got me with this one #god there was so much shit that happened in this episode that was METAL AS HELL #if i let myself talk about it i just won't go to bed tonight and like i'm sleepy skfnskdjfnsd but holy shit. #but also like... this consensual consumption in ylfa's story #like. the wolf let ylfa eat him. the wolf WANTED ylfa to eat him. #versus the stepmother erasing 'or perhaps consuming' her own story and everything inside of her trying to claw its way out. phew. #consumption gave them both power but in such different ways! godDAMN! #d20 meta #story meta

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

How I've seen most people write Rangi coming out to her mom:

Rangi: Mom, I have something to tell you.

Hei-Ran: Go on.

Rangi: Kyoshi and I.....are.....together.

Hei-Ran: Oh I'm so happy for you.

*they hug it out, much wholesome*

How I think the coming out scene went:

Rangi: Mother. I need to tell you something, Kyoshi and I are together.

Hei-Ran: Oh thank the spirits. It finally happened.

Rangi: ???? You knew????

Hei-Ran: Sweetie, everyone in the mansion-no, all of Yokoya knew about it! Well except for Kyoshi.

Rangi: ????!! WHAT?!

Hei-Ran: I'm pretty sure Jianzhu thought you were dating, that's probably why he kidnapped you, you know?

Rangi: WH-HOW?!

Hei-Ran: Oh please, we saw your gay little ass running all over the damn mansion just to be near Kyoshi and to impress her. We were mute, not blind and deaf!

Rangi, having a crisis: I-wha-but-

Hei-Ran: Well, you aren't very good at hiding your emotions sweetie.

Rangi, flipping a nearby table: The fuck you mean I'm not?????!

Hei-Ran: Oh curses, go get Atuat, I owe her $5.

Rangi: YOU BETTED ON THIS????? WITH YOUR DOCTOR?????

Hei-Ran: Well Kelsang is dead, so I had to keep our bet alive somehow.

Rangi: I-*inhales* YOu know what? Doesn't matter! Do you accept Kyoshi or not?

Hei-Ran: Anybody who gives my girl that much cardio is 100% welcome into our family. In fact, I already added her to our family registry 2 years ago. As far as the Fire Nation is concerned, you two have been married for a while.

#rangi #hei-ran #rangi sei'naka #rise of kyoshi #shadow of kyoshi #rangi seinaka #hei-ran sei'naka #hei-ran seinaka #rangshi #rangi thought she was good at hiding stuff but it turns out that kyoshi is just THAT DENSE #everyone wants a sweet moment #i want rangi's blood pressure to rise #rangi didn't talk to her mom for 3 days after that because of the all the emotions she was feeling #i'm right this is 100% in character #(tbf I think most of the stuff i've seen was pre shadow of Kyoshi which misses out on Rangi's unhinged-ness u_u) #i'm sorry I just....need a kyoshi prequel where there's a running gag of Rangi just showing up TT0TT #kyoshi: oh she's so punctual and cool I wonder how she does it? #us: *trying not to lose it bc we know rangi is BUSTING HER ASS to look that way* #rangi the loser: *trying so fucking hard not to wheeze keel over and die in front of kyoshi* #rangi is somehow both girlboss and girlfail it's great the duality #rangi: i'm doing so well #narrator: she in fact was not doing well at all

[trashiiking]

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #frank frankly #eddie dear #wally darling #julie joyful #yes julie is falling #but dont worry shes having a blast #I headcannon her to be very unhinged and wild so shes climbing all over the equipment #Frank promised to but her TWO happy meals #as long as she doesn't physically assault Grimmace or fight the Hamburglar #she says they know what theyve did #and she does not want the hamburglar to burgal her hams #I know I didn't spell that right #but I aint gonna be assed to look that up right now #Eddie doesn't mind the pickles #but Frank will be damned if he allows anybody to walk all over his husband #Its the principal of the thing! Frank would say

[scootarooni]

ok so today the world is HERS

#i...........want to draw more scary/unhinged facial expressions......they are so funnn #i also luv drawing her little.......belt. thing. as a little tail...its everything 2 me #kasane teto #teto kasane #utau #synthv

[bright-and-burning]

let it be known that This is the Vision that came to me the second i saw the gifs from today (gif from @argentinagp here)

#no joke i was like . *thats so raven sounds* carey mulligan's oscars dress cropped to right below the knees. #something so funny to me about this being her oscars dress . bc now it is . oscar's dress #i want u all to know that this is what my brain looks like. #i see photo i go omg that looks like-- and then sometimes the visual is so strong i have to break out the shitty off-brand photoshop #i feel like the artbutmakeitsports guy (comes up w art off the top of his head) but for really . unhinged stuff #op #mine.edit #mine #i am trusting that this will find its audience.

[mattress-ing]

Wishing everyone who draws SL!Geminitay with shedding antlers a very being the coolest person alive

#secret life #secret life smp #geminitay #after session seven it’s so fitting I want to scream #give me an unhinged murderer #give her mildly disturbing animalistic features #is it clear I’m a fan of body horror? #in a different universe it wasn’t even the task #her antlers were just shedding and it was uncomfy #so naturally #murder time

[whack-patty]

Ok ok so like jash - Jhonny x ash

And nooshy x ash ? Also very iconic in the fandom -

They all hang out

#nooshy to me is unhinged and has absolutely no filter #Johnny to me is the sweet and reasonable one #ash to me is the shapeshifter who everyone thinks is calm and reasonable but was a CRAZY teenager #so at any point with absolutely no warning she can switch from being the voice of reason to being Just As Crazy #I want her to go feral so bad #I hc she acts a lot calmer around moon bc ne desperately needs a CALM FORCE to Yes And him in healthy doses #but I think she and nooshy together hype up Johnny out of his comfort zone in good ways #my art lol #sing movie #sing 2016 #sing 2 #sing ash #sing nooshy #sing johnny #furry #I fully use these asks to warm up before diving into hw thanks guys #someday I oughta show y’all my actual nice projects #these r so fun tho

[chiquilines]

I really love this AU if you couldn't tell

#listen its always tempting #and i do love a good unhinged villain #but fuyumi would be so very level headed #might be why my go to palette for her is beiges #<- does that make sense #like ik she would refuse cool fun villain costumes like dabi #cause she is NOT getting caught because she wanted fishnets #its practical or nothing w her #big sister syndrome #anyways I maintain that she would be violently against going after children #esp shoutos class obviously #and i believe shed recruit dabi to her cause #theyre like this🤞 in this au #i want them to have a good silly sibling dynamic SO BAD #and i mean miruko #self explanatory #theyre just living their lil telenovela in the corner while the LOV and HPSC burn around them #'oh we shouldnt😔' 'oh but my soul yearns for you🥺' #dumbasses #love them #fuyumi todoroki #usagiyama rumi #miruko #miryumi #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #wlw #chiquilines draws

[titsthedamnseason]

happy surprise song guessing game time!! it’s metlife n1 🥲 so as a new yorker it hurts a little extra to not be at any shows this weekend…but i digress! i have a feeling taylor’s gonna go crazy so i’d love to see your surprise song guesses in the tags / replies

my guesses are welcome to new york and hits different 💗

#a bad one followed by the BEST one #taylor swift #mine #surprise song game #for rep tour i avoided n1 like the plague bc i didn’t want wtny surprise song 😭 #but maybe she’ll abolish that tradition tonight 🤡 as a treat for ME so i don’t have to tag 1893736372 people #also WHO is going to tell her that metlife isn’t even IN ny 😒 #cant wait to see all the unhinged ‘you’re losing me’ guesses #not only is it sad a shit but taylor likes the reward of people singing along with her

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Trying to transliterate Leara's name into Quenya, and it somehow becomes, uh,

Lëarra

Which basically means "You Sealion!"

And I'm just, "Oh yes, this is That Sealion Woman, and she can breathe fire, as all sealions do."

If Leara, for any reason at all, needed an actual Quenya or Sindarin name for any fun Elvish shenanigans, we'll just use Calairie/Calearil, which is "Light of the Sea" in Quenya and Sindarin, and what Leara actually means.

#I mean yes she uses vilya as her spy name but that's elrond's ring (ps elrond is my favorite i wanted you to know) #and elanor is her middle name and what she used in the blades but that's just a flower which yeah leara is big on roses #BUT ELANOR IS ALSO SAM'S DAUGHTER I CAN'T DO THAT #how did lin manuel miranda get on my likes playlist wth oh it's moana cool cool #anyway #coining a name like artanis felagund for a character has made me so twitchy that i have to do languages right now or not at all #ever look at aldmeris/altmeris and quenya and sindarin side by side and go 'huh there are a lot of crossover words what's up with that?' #BUT YOU KNOW IT'S BECAUSE TOLKIEN IS THE FATHER OF ELVISH AND ANY OTHER ELF LANGUAGE IS GOING TO BORROW #it's like uh oh he'd hate this comparison but it's like tolkien elvish is latin/greek and TES elvish is english #but yeah i brought maglor's name over into aldmeris so leara needed to be taken into quenya and sindarin #it's totally not because i'm still thinking of that hypothetical Skyrim/lotr leara/glorfindel fic #okay i am but it's even more pipedreamy than leara/astarion #keeping count is going to be 50+ chapters I am a COLLEGE STUDENT i am so tired please help me #I'm going to go make cookies in the air fryer now like an unhinged feral fey faerie child #which is what i am in case you were wondering which i note you WEREN'T #ahem #oc: leara roseblade #languages #mod post #BUT NO HOLD ON i don't know ANY D&D ELVISH WHATSOEVER but they told me astarion means little star and it's his childhood name #and i am like obviously because 'ion' means 'son of' in Sindarin and can easily become a diminutive suffix #i am dangerous around languages i can tell you where any cow is from just on the name alone its madness (is it? is it madness?) #okay now i'm done

[don1t1red]

You know which option of Delilah downfall would be really as high chaos as possible?

To dismember her and leave each part of her body on display somewhere in Dunwall Tower. After all she can't die without her soul intact so there would be no other option except for further existence and decay. Maybe even leave her caged soul right in front of her body parts. Just so Delilah will always know that her ace in sleeve turns to be the reason of her demise. Won't that be funny? <3

#dishonored #dishonored 2 #delilah copperspoon #oh and u know what? #i want this action to matter #so you as a player cant directly choose to do this or not #it fully depends on your chaos level #bc cmon in the first game the whole final level was different #and than dh2 happened and it was sad #i dont want to deal with delilah twice and by the same method #its just so so sooooo borring and anticlimactic #after all let emily be at leat slightly unhinged in her own game ok??