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ruggiezz · 7 months
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— EMBARASSING THINGS THEY DID IN THE PAST : twisted wonderland
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[synopsis] embarassing things they did when they were younger that now haunt them whenever they are trying to sleep
[characters] deuce, cater, trey (+chenya), leona, ruggie, jack, malleus
[extra] my last 3 posts are literally so unserious, so here's another one, for the funsies (ily guys)
★﹕DEUCE SPADE
When he was in elementary school, he would chat with his friends while waiting for his mom to come pick him up and take him home. That particular day, his mom was late, and 6-year-old Deuce freaked out. He was convinced that his mom didn't love him anymore, and that's why he wouldn't pick him up—that he was going to be homeless and would have to live on the streets in a cardboard box. He even started crying, which made his friends cry. They started saying goodbye to Deuce because how were they going to see him again if his mom wouldn't bring him to school?
Anyways, his mom came to pick him up 10 minutes later.
★﹕CATER DIAMOND
Back then when he actually tried to make friends whenever he moved schools, he had a huge crush on one of his classmates. One day, he overheard his crush talking about how they "would love to be with someone who loves nature as much as them". Cater wanted to impress his crush so badly that he made a Magicam post with him posing next to random trees and captioned it with "I love nature so much omg😍".
The photo is still out there on the internet because he forgot the password for the account, and the idea of someone from NRC finding the account terrifies him.
★﹕TREY CLOVER (+CHENYA)
Another one that takes place in elementary school. Trey and Chenya were walking around the city after classes when they spotted an electricity pylon. They thought it was the Eiffel Tower (the equivalent of it in Twisted Wonderland), and they got all excited about it, so they came back with Trey's parents so they could take a picture of them next to it.
Their parents bring up the topic from time to time just to laugh at their innocence back then.
★﹕LEONA KINGSCHOLAR
When he was a little kid, he had a nightmare where he was being chased. He was tossing around the bed, mumbling while sleeping. Falena was walking around the halls when he heard noises from Leona's room, and when he saw him clearly having a nightmare, he tried to wake him up. Leona got so startled that he screamed and kicked his older brother in the face.
Sometimes he remembers when he's about to fall asleep, and suddenly his sleepiness is gone from how much he cringed.
★﹕RUGGIE BUCCHI
He needed money, so he decided to work as a party mascot. It went well the first couple of times; it paid well, until he had to work at this particular kids party. The parents told Ruggie to walk down the stairs, greet the kid, wish him a happy birthday, and then just stand there to greet the children whenever they talked to him. Keep in mind that he couldn't see well in the mascot suit. So when Ruggie tried to walk down the stairs, he tripped and fell. The suit's head fell off, and there was just silence for around ten seconds, then the kids started crying. They thought their favorite character had just died right in front of them.
The birthday boy was inconsolable. Needless to say, Ruggie didn't get paid, and his party mascot careed ended that day.
★﹕JACK HOWL
It happened when his parents weren't home. His younger siblings were playing around with paint, and they asked him if they could paint his face. Jack said yes because it was harmless and would wash off, right? Wrong, it was permanent paint.
He had an important exam the next day, so he just showed up to school with his face looking like a kid painting that parents would display on the fridge door. Jack had to go to school like that for three days.
★﹕MALLEUS DRACONIA
Malleus has known Lilia for as long as he can remember; he basically raised him. One day, he had the genius idea to copy his hair. He waited for a moment when he was left unsupervised (in Lilia's defense, Malleus faked being asleep), grabbed some scissors, and cut his own bangs. It was awful; it looked like how you would think a little kid would cut their hair. He was so proud of himself until Lilia saw it. To little Malleus dismay, Lilia laughed his ass off, and whenever his laughter would stop, he would look at Malleus and start laughing again.
He got so upset he burned Lilia's bangs off.
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love-belle · 7 months
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i'll be loving you for quite some time !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their fall-in-love-again era is them pretending as if they aren't back together and having just a little bit fun with everyone.
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for when you know it'll be them till the end. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // lando norris x fem!reader
prequel - i bet you think about me ⋆·˚ ༘ *
warnings - language
author's note - hiiii!!!! so sorry for being inactive i have midterms :/// posting rn bc i js couldn't wait!!!! i hope u like this <3 i love u thank u so much for reading <3
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username THE CAPTION??? Y/N WHAT.
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username FUCK IT IT'S FINE
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-> yourusername fr
-> charles_leclerc WHY AM I BEING BULLIED
username all the grid is plotting against lando and im here for every second of it
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-> yourusername wow
username if she's seeing lando i will SCREAM
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-> danielricciardo yes it was
-> charles_leclerc yes it was
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landonorris feels like a taylor swift song
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-> username fr like y'all can stop pranking us now thank u.
charles_leclerc i hope she leaves you. AGAIN.
-> landonorris what have i ever done to you.
-> charles_leclerc ate my pasta
-> maxverstappen1 no offense but the day someone eats your pasta, it's the pearly gates for them
-> landonorris facts
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-> alex_albon it's deadly
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georgerussell63 you don't even listen to taylor swift
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-> georgerussell63 you're barely a man
-> landonorris BLOCKED
username i live for the grid violating lando at every possible chance
username this has to be illegal they're playing with my blood pressure
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yourusername date night but it's js me telling u about my succulents and my cats
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username DATE NIGHT
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username WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDERN (us)
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username SHE'S SO ANGELIC WHATCTHEBFUCK
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-> yourusername i love u 🤍
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danielricciardo i wasn't aware of you going on a date - lando (PLEASE UNBLOCK ME)
-> yourusername yeah it's js with this loser 💔 (no.)
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-> username PLEASE WHAT IS THIS INTERACTION
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danielricciardo real daniel here please unblock him
-> yourusername lando give daniel his phone back
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-> yourusername this isn't getting u any brownie points
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*danielricciardo deleted this comment*
-> username OH I SAW THAT OMG
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username i love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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-> yourusername lily i ADORE u <3
username lando r u still breathing
username AHAHHHHSHDHDHDHDJDKDKSK
-> username real
username my pronouns are she not her bc i'll never be HER
lewishamilton please unblock him he's about to cry
-> maxverstappen1 tears are welling
-> charles_leclerc he's sniffling
-> carlossainz55 eyes have glossed over
-> oscarpiastri holding them tears at bay right now
-> pierregasly can confirm
-> alex_albon please unblock him
-> georgerussell63 he's genuinely sobbing right now
-> mclaren we can hear the cries
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-> username oh this man's DEDICATED
username genuinely in ruins rn
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*liked by yourusername*
username im so.
username ???? DATE ????
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landonorris she's kinda okay
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username WAR IS OVER
username OH MY GOD
username "kinda okay" don't like u weren't in SHAMBLES bc of her
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username never have i ever felt a sense of relief this immense
username SCREECHING WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
username genuinely speechless rn
charles_leclerc "kinda okay" you cried when she blocked you
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username OH MY GOD????????
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-> landonorris tell her to stop being mean to me x
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-> landonorris SHE CALLED ME A MCDONALD'S CLOWN
-> landonorris x
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username they got back for ME
lilymhe you break her heart, i'll nail gun yours. got it?
-> landonorris yes ma'am.
-> username lily u will always be famous ❤️
username THEM.
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-> username bitches (affectionate)
username missed my parents ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭
username LET'S FUCKING GO
username watch lando get a podium at the next race
-> username oh my man's gonna be motivated
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-> username this is a WILD place to be
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landonorris happier than ever
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username LANDO NORRIS U ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE
username nah not him using the same caption that he used to shade her
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username the way i collapsed omg
username THE CAPTION HELP??????
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charles_leclerc not a funny caption
-> landonorris have a sense of humour
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-> username LMFAOAOAOAO
-> username PLEASE OMG
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username brb checking if my toaster is waterproof or not
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username SCREECHING OH MY GOD
username i feel like i've js managed to make two toddlers quit fighting and feel like such a proud parent
-> danielricciardo that's exactly how we feel
-> heidiberger_ so true
-> maxverstappen1 absolutely
-> kellypiquet they were worse than actual kids
-> sebastianvettel they're stubborn
-> scuderiaferrari the amount of times we've had to stop y/n from smashing his car is insane
-> mclaren we had to stay indoors with locked doors scuderiaferrari
-> susie_wolff it was horrible
-> landonorris every single one of you is horrible
-> carmenmmundt fuck u all i hope u step on a lego - y/n
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-> carmenmmundt idc
username life has meaning again
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username THE WEEKND LYRICS OH MY GOD
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username SCREAMING IM SOOOO HAPPY
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danielricciardo could've chosen a different caption - y/n
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-> danielricciardo ❤️
danielricciardo this is sweet
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-> landonorris gf
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danielricciardo nice jacket in the last slide
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-> landonorris WHERE'S Y/N
-> danielricciardo SHE GAVE ME MY PHONE BACK
-> landonorris OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY
-> heidiberger_ wow
-> yourusername i guess it's js us now heidiberger_
-> heidiberger_ ❤️❤️❤️
-> landonorris NOW YOU CHOOSE TO BE ON YOUR OWN ACCOUNT yourusername???
-> yourusername yes ❤️
-> username this is CRAZY
-> username i genuinely have a whiplash
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liknws · 8 months
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skz & introducing you to the others
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⎯⎯ PAIRING: stray kids x reader ⎯⎯ TAGS: fluff, tiny bit of angst, just cute shit ⎯⎯ WARNINGS: mentions of anxiety, lmk if i missed any
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CHAN
absolutely the least subtle of the group
sure the rest of skz knows that he's seeing someone but they respect that he hasn't brought you around the chaos yet
it's not until he name drops you when half asleep do the rest of the boys start teasing him
instantly regrets speaking and tries to bury himself in the couch to hide from the jokes
he'll bring it up to you eventually, almost nervously
"so i was thinking, it's time you met the other's" and you're supportive of the idea. only ever wanted to do things at his pace
you can't hide that you're just as nervous to meet them because if they don't like you what's to say that won't stop the relationship?
thankfully they like you and are welcoming to you when you come by for dinner
seungmin jokingly calls you "mom" one day and now they won't stop with the parent jokes
next step is introducing you to the world but the boys are protective and help keep your relationship private
(they go to ridiculous lengths to make this happen and at one point you have to convince them that JYP knows about you and no one is breaking rules, just that you want to stay out of the public eye for now while you can)
MINHO
you were more nervous meeting his cats (who love you by the way and you get daily pictures of the three from his parents)
oh yeah, you met his parents too and they loved you
he wasn't reluctant to introduce you to skz but he wasn't making it happen fast either. "the longer i can keep you to myself, the better" was always his excuse and you don't argue because it's true
stay ends up learning about you first (by accident) when you're visiting his parents and he posts a photo of you cuddled asleep with the cats
he did it without thinking, just captioning it something vague and cute on the official instagram
chan takes it down quickly but not fast enough and there are already screenshots
you end up meeting the rest of them through video call when chan calls minho to tell him what happened
once it's clear you're not upset at all, you're invited (read: demanded) to the dorms to meet the rest of them when the break is over
minho pretends to grumble that his perfect secret is blown and that he's going to have to share you now because they'll all love you
spoiler alert: he was right
CHANGBIN
i don't think this man knows the meaning of subtle or private if a dictionary was thrown at him
the second you two make anything official he's asking you to come by the dorms and hang out, to come with him to the gym when he's home to spend more time with him
he can't get enough of being around you and that translates to the rest of skz knowing about you pretty early on
the hard part is keeping your relationship private from people outside of the group
he has almost name dropped you so many times during interviews or tours that it's becoming a running joke among the boys who is on "binnie's big mouth duty" that night
it takes the whole group to keep him from saying something that would give you two away
HYUNJIN
while chan and changbin might be the least subtle, hyunjin is easy to tell something has changed
he's singing certain songs with more energy
his personal instagram posts are very boyfriend coded but he doesn't really say or do anything specific
there's a lot of speculation that he might be seeing someone
you're actually the one to blow it
you were just going to drop something off in the dorm while everyone was at practice (he'd cleared it with security and you had your own code specifically for visits without him)
what you didn't expect was han standing in the kitchen half dressed and a tooth brush in his mouth
he screamed, you screamed, he screamed again, security came to the rescue
you're trying to explain who you are until you pull out your phone and call your boyfriend
"han is here and i scared him and now security is kicking me out i just wanted to leave you a present on your bed im so sorry"
you have to switch to video call to prove that you're talking to hyunjin and that yes, you're his s/o and allowed to be there so security lets you back in with apologies
safe to say you don't do the surprise visits in case you give jisung another heart attack
JISUNG
when i say this boy was stressed about it, he was stressed out by you meeting his friends
you had teased him endlessly about how his true soulmate is minho and he's kind of scared that once you meet them you'll think you're not good enough and leave him
so it takes a lot of talks to get him okay with introducing his favorite person in the world to them
you suggest that instead of meeting them all at once to do it one-by-one in whatever order is the most comfortable with him
which makes you wonder if you're going to meet minho first or last
you're surprised however when you meet him first and ji is anxious the whole time
until both you and minho reassure him that it's okay and that because you and him love jisung that why wouldn't they get along
and you do (so much that minho is almost your bff) which is a relief to him
you end up meeting chan and changbin last which you realize is because of how much he really respects their opinions
he's still a little anxious sometimes when you hang out with the whole of skz at once, fearing that the chaos will chase you off but he realizes he has nothing to worry about when you feed that chaos
FELIX
you two made a whole plan of how to introduce you to the rest of the guys
mostly because you wanted it to go perfectly even if he assured you it would no matter what
he helps you get into the dorms right after everyone has left so you can set up snacks and games to have a game night and get to know everyone
he was supposed to be the first one through the door so when you almost throw yourself at changbin instead of your boyfriend you're mortified
they don't let you live that down but it was an effective way to break the ice and it gets everyone laughing right away
the small hiccup passed, you're trying to impress the others as much as you can because you know they mean so much to felix
chan eventually gets you alone in the kitchen to ask if you're okay and you confess in one breath how anxious you are for them to like you
chan assures you that no one could hate you, you're basically felix in another person and they can all see how he looks at you
another situation where the boys are super protective of you two and your privacy, helping to keep you out of public eye as much as possible
SEUNGMIN
literally no one knew this man was seeing anyone until you just showed up to the dorm one day?
truly one of those types who has the private life thing down and while he shares most of his life with skz, he hasn't ever shared your existence with them
that was an agreement you both came to when things were getting serious and you two like having this whole separate life with each other away from everyone else
they're all confused who he's invited to dinner (he's been so picky about the foods and made sure that only your favorites are made)
truly no one knew about you at all, he wasn't any different but when you're around there is a whole other side of seungmin that the boys are shocked by
until you roast him just as hard as he does the others and oh now they see why you two are perfect for each other
they're not really convinced you two are together until you kiss him goodnight at the door and when he turns around he's so pink in the face and biting his lips to keep from smiling
you two are probably the only ones that are able to keep your relationship out of the public eye for so long until seungmin drops one day that he's a dad?????
JEONGIN
he loves teasing about your existence to the others
like you're aware of what he's doing and you think it's funny
"oh just texting my s/o" like the most casual sentence ever that leaves everyone just looking around confused
never once says your name but will bring you up anytime it's natural
he does this so much and it's so normal that he does it on stage during their unscripted part and it takes too long to realize what happened
seungmin realizes first and starts laughing, telling the others while jeongin realizes what he did
you two have talked about revealing your relationship for a long time but the teasing of it was too much fun
so you end up being introduced to skz at the same time that stay learns about you
(you were backstage at the show with the staff. after clearing the idea with staff, you're dragged out on stage hand-in-hand with jeongin)
to say the boys flip when they realize it's you is ridiculous because you've been on so many schedules and shows that they never realized you were right under their nose
that was part of the fun of it to you two but even with that part over you two will still find ways to tease the members together
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dolene · 2 months
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TYING YOU TO ME!
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summary: nobody knows where the invisible strings could take you to. no one could ever see the threads, but the clues were surely there. you just don't realize it.
four times charles said his happy birthday, one time y/n said it back.
anonymous requested: Hi, sooo since it's my birthday in a couple of days I wanted to request a smau with Charles Leclerc's birthday post for his gf through the years like a childhood friend to lovers kinda thing and the internet is just being obsessed with them.
pairing: charles leclerc x childhood friend!reader
author's note: this is such a sweet request from you nonny! i wish you a happiest and sweetest birthday whenever it is<3
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FEBRUARY, 2019
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charles_leclerc It's been a long time since you're becoming my best friend, Y/n. But unfortunately your mama doesn't trust me with your childhood pictures, so she gave me this.
But I wish you the happiest birthday, Mon loulou😉🎂
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yourusername Since when did you becoming poetic like this?
yourusername But OMG thank you, Cha! I LOVE YOUUUUU
username MON LOULOU DAAAAANGGG
username i need to scream to my pillow she's so adorableeeee
arthur_leclerc Believe it or not, I have more of her embarrassing photos
  ⤷ charles_leclerc Send it to my phone now
  ⤷ yourusername You're dead
username i can't believe today is her birthday. happy birthday, y/n
username AWW TOINY Y/NNNNN
landonorris she looks so little (same as today)
oscarpiastri I've never knew this was Y/n until Lily told me it was her. Happy birthday, Y/n. I hope you can be in McLaren next time.
  ⤷ scuderiaferrari Not until we do it faster.
  ⤷ mclaren I love to see you try
username she's so adorable 😍
username I wish my best friend does this
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FEBRUARY, 2020
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charles_leclerc Wishing the happiest of birthdays to the coolest person i know my entire life🎂😄 @yourusername
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carlossainz55 I bet that she's cooler than you
  ⤷ charles_leclerc NOBODY is better than the original.
username Shes really cool, now I know why is she called the coolest person he know
  ⤷ username she got that tiktok style
luisinhaoliveira99 Feliz aniversário!!! 😙😙
mickschumacher Thanks for cropping me off the picture 😔👍🏻
  ⤷ yourusername Sorryyyyy
username HAPPYYYY BIRTHDAAAAY
username LITERALLY OBSESSED W THEM
username racer bestie + influencer bestie
username imagine being wished every year like this by charles
charles_leclerc added a photo to their story! 3h
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caption: Selfie with the birthday girl
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FEBRUARY 2021
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charles_leclerc She's a menace. Happy birthday baguette eater.
👤: @yourusername, @joris__trouche
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landonorris ooohhhh myyyy
username is this the undiscovered dirty self of THE charles leclerc??
username BAGUETTE EATER???????
username idk who's the menace here
yourusername STOPPP😭😭😭
username I can't believe that he is this dirty sometimes
username and lando is the fastest on liking this one yet is making me cry
yourusername YOU PROMISE WOULDN'T POST THIS
  ⤷ charles_leclerc Sorry, can't help it, Arthur said i need to post this
  ⤷ arthur_leclerc THE BETRAYAL
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FEBRUARY, 2022
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charles_leclerc Still be the coolest and the nicest person I've ever had, and now she is my girlfriend. Happy birthday, loulou. ti amerò per sempre.
👤: @yourusername
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yourusername anch'io ti amo per sempre😭😭😭😭😭
username Loulou pronounced lulu, that means i'm sleepy so let's sleep and be delulu
lilyzneimer Ahhh happy birthday, sweetheart!
georgerussell63 Happy happy birthday Y/n. have a visit to London, so that Carmen and I could make you some muffins 😉
carlossainz55 Happy birthday Y/n, don't forget to join me and Isa tomorrow!
isahernaez Have the happiest of birthday, Y/n
username 😭😭😭 I still can't believe they're really together
username when will i date my best friend like this
  ⤷ username DONT GIVE ME IDEAS
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FEBRUARY, 2023
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charles_leclerc A year has passed since the time that I asked you to be my girlfriend. Joris said that he took more, but unfortunately the camera took a swim, and that leave us with this grainy picture.
And anyways, I wish you a marvelous birthday to my beloved girlfriend, @yourusername. never change.
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yourusername I LOVE YOU TOOOO CHARLES I'M CRYING SO HARD RN
joris__trouche 😉😉👍🏻
username i love them your honor
username parents
username MAMA Y PAPA😍😍😘😚
lilymhe Charles, I am not aware of your games
username 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
username i need to have it like them because if i'm not i'm going to explode
username EVERY 😭😭 FUCKING 😭😭 YEARS😭😭
username i wanna cry i want this so much
username poetic charles are gonna be my favorite gender fr
username joris when i catch you joris
carmenmmundt Happy birthday to you, Y/n!
nicholaslatifi Oh you Lovebirds... 🥹
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OCTOBER 16TH, 2024
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yourusername Who knew that this tiny man is once my best friend?
Even though I got my hair slicked back, putting up my fakest smile, and wearing the black dress you hate; I'm still amazed that you were still there for me whenever i could count on you.
And now that you're my boyfriend, I cannot be more grateful for that. Happy birthday, big boy. Je t'aime pour toujours.❤️❤️
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leclerc_pascale 🥳🥳🥳
username WHO'S CUTTING ONION HERE
carlossainz55 I've noticed that you both are doing great with words now, happy birthday, Cabrón.
username a lil spicy on the eyes don't you think
username HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLES😭😭😭
landonorris that's cute. happy birthday
username ISN'T😭IT😭 JUST😭SO😭PRETTY😭TO😭THINK😭ALL😭ALONG😭THERE😭WAS😭SOME😭 INVISIBLE 😭STRING😭TYING😭YOU😭TO😭ME😭
username I've had enough, I need to date my best friend
username i'm not yet moved on from charles's birthday wishes to y/n, and now i'm screwed by thinking about this
lewishamilton Happy birthday, mate
scuderiaferrari Have the happiest birthday to you, Champ! ✨❤️
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alessiasfreckles · 1 month
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amnesia - part 6 (ona batlle x reader, alexia putellas x reader, ona batlle x alexia putellas)
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a/n: this is a short one, sorry! but the next chapter is coming and will be a lot longer x
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“We can’t tell her,” Alexia said after a moment of silence. “She’s only just started getting her memories back, I don’t want to overwhelm her. She’s already had to deal with so much in the past few weeks.”
“Fuck,” Ona repeated. “I should never have come here. I just got her to forgive me, to trust me again, and now this, fuck!”
“It’s okay,” Alexia said, trying to soothe the younger player. “It’ll be okay. We’ll figure it out.”
“How? I promised her, no more lying! She’ll never forgive us.”
“It’s not… lying, necessarily. It’s just not telling her something,” Alexia said, sounding like she was trying to convince herself of that fact just as much as she was trying to convince Ona. “Not telling isn’t the same as lying.”
“Mierda,” the brunette dragged her hands down her face. “This can’t happen again.”
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You hadn’t heard anything from Alexia or Ona all day, which was a little odd, but you supposed that they were at training and it was to be expected that they couldn’t be on their phones 24/7. Still, you found yourself missing them, both of them. 
Plus, you were bored, and started to feel frustrated about all of the hazy spots in your memory. So, you did what anyone in your position would do and googled yourself. First you read through your wikipedia page, which, to be fair, you’d already done a couple of times since waking up. Nothing really stood out there, except for some lines under ‘Personal life’ that detailed your involvement in the LGBTQ+ community. 
Where else could you find out more about yourself? You deliberated for a minute before going on Twitter and searching your name - you had a hunch that you’d been told not to look yourself up on social media before, that it was something most players tried to avoid. Still, you figured that social media would probably give you some more information, even if it was just about what people thought of you.
Once the search loaded, your laptop was flooded with posts about your accident, people theorising about what had happened, how you were doing. Scrolling back a little, you found posts with pictures of you and Alexia at the café you’d gone to together, with captions talking about the two of you. Some of them speculated what you were doing, if you were dating - you had gathered that your relationship with Ona wasn’t public knowledge, although a lot of people liked to talk about whether or not you were together.
As you kept scrolling, you realised that there was a fairly large amount of people who were convinced that it was Alexia you were dating, not Ona. You looked at photos posted of the two of you, people gushing over the way you were looking at each other, the way Alexia would touch you, her hand on your shoulder, your arm. You saw countless edits of the two of you, snippets of videos where you were deep in conversation or laughing together, Alexia’s smile always directed at you.
For a brief moment you wondered why the two of you weren’t dating, why it was you and Ona, and then felt guilty for even having that thought. You loved Ona, you knew that, you could feel it throughout your body, permeating your bones. Still, the thought remained at the back of your mind, no matter how hard you tried to ignore it.
By the time 4pm rolled around and Ona finally rang your doorbell, you were so bored and sick of your own thoughts you could scream. 
“Thank god you’re here,” you said as she came in. “I’m so bored I’m going to rip my hair out.”
“Oh, so you just want me around to keep you entertained?” Ona asked, a mischievous grin on her face. “I see how it is.”
“Yep,” you shrugged. “Gotta keep things interesting somehow, you know?”
Ona swallowed down the guilt rising in her throat as she thought about that morning. She couldn’t let you know anything had happened. It wasn’t going to happen again. It was a one-off, a mistake. “What have you been up to today?” she asked brightly.
Your stomach twisted as you thought about the videos of you and Alexia. “Not much,” you quickly said. “I looked myself up online a bit, but there’s only so many times I can read my own wikipedia page before I start to feel like a narcissist.”
Ona laughed, not questioning your day’s activities any further, and the wave of relief you felt was tinged with shame.
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wintersera · 8 months
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cw: sugarbaby!wony, sugarmommy!reader, choking, dacryphilia, spanking, uses of toys (strap, vibrator), bimbo wony, degredation, public sex
these two images of wony driving me @pupyuj and @wonysugar insane last night so i had to write something about it 😭
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wony being the leader of babygirlism- you can’t tell me she isn’t like she’s so sugar baby coded in these pictures?? maybe even a bimbo baby girl
a clingy sugar baby to be exact. always texting you filthy sexts when you’re at work, showing off the lacy pink panties you sent her a couple of days ago. VIDEOS:?:));? she’s sending multiple videos of her getting off- like she would be moving aside her panties and taking the largest dildo in her collection then pumping it in and out of her tight little cunt :(( like literally lifting herself up and down onto the dildo while her wetness coats the entire thing. oh she would fr be moaning loudly on purpose, detailing ever single thing she wants you to do to her, saying how she wishes her mommy wasn’t at work so mommy could fuck her senseless.?£:):;:) she’d also send those videos at the worst times possibly like?? it was like she knew you were in an extremely important meeting- your notifications going crazy bc she sent you like 20+ full paragraphs of everything she needs with like 10+ attachments of her pussy being spread opened, fucked, slapped. literally everything 😭😭 augh and when i say you had to excuse yourself outta the meeting lying to your coworkers saying that you had an “unexpected family issue”
PUNISHING HER WHEN YOU GET BACK?? wony being in your bathroom making herself look all pretty bc you were gonna go on a fancy dinner date later that night!! she didn’t know that those videos caused you to come all the way home :(( tidying herself up and taking a quick selfie in your mirror bc she looks so pretty and cute, thinking it woukd be fun to send you those pictures bc she knows you’re absolutely in love with her ass- like you would actually WORSHIP HER ASS. but anyways you stand at the door just watching her giggle as she comes up with the most sluttiest caption for her photo, then she hears you phone buzz,, the way she whipped her head around would surely give any other person whiplash bc it was so damn fast 😭 rather than fearing for her life, she’s holding back a grin bc she knows shes about to have the best fuck of her life. you already got the strap from your room all you need to do now is just bend her over the sink and fuck her like a rabid animal,, wony having no ounce of shame in her body bc she’s so bimbo stupid whore core who begs for strap 24/7. you’re aggressively stripping her down, pushing her over the sink and biting down hard onto her shoulder,, and she just lets out the most pornographic squeaky moan ever?? 🫠
you’d notice how wet she was too,, like wet maybe and understatement bc she was actually drenched. her panties were soaked, her legs were dripping with her arousal and omfg?:£:;? seeing that put some sort of animalistic urge into you bc now you had to fuck her pussy till it’s sore. wonyoungie pleading desperately for you to put your cock in her saying things like “mommy please ruin my tight cunt :((“ you could never say no to her even if it was a punishment. pounding into her like mad, slapping her perfect ass watching it turn red and watching it bounce around your strap UGH?!/?/)?:? pulling wonys hair up to make her look at her fucked out face in the mirror,, her jaw was wide open and she was drooling like a stupid little whore with nothing but her mommys cock on her mind. which leaves you with sm free access to her neck 😊 with one of your hands you’re wrapping it around her neck and choking her until she’s crying a little bit. OH SHES DEFINITELY GRINNING AT HERSELF IN THE MIRROR BC SHE KNOWS SHE LOOKS SO GOOD BEING FUCKED FROM BEHIND. ahaha gripping her ass from behind and slamming your cock into her even harder and rougher 🤭
screams out your name while she’s creaming all over your strap, making sure to say “thank you mommy” repeatedly bc she’s that fucked out that she can’t say anything else!! oh and you definitely ruined her mascara :))) her pretty tears made her mascara run down her face and now she’s a little mad at you for doing that (she applied it on so well and you made it look bad :<< aww poor her, but she doesn’t admit that it turns her on)
and then later on in the evening you do actually go on the fancy dinner date. instead of wearing what she originally had (bc you ripped it off of her 😭) wonyoungie decided to wear a cute little skirt for your date!!
feeling sorta evil today,, yk you weren’t so satisfied with your punishment bc you gave wony what she very much wanted, SO you decide it would be some harmless fun to slip a vibrator in her pussy while you were driving towards the restaurant :)) wony thinking it was teasing during the car ride, thinking you would definitely take the vibrator out when you parked your car… awhh, struggling to walk out bc her legs won’t stop shaking </33 it was set to the lowest setting but the low vibrations in her cunt in public made her feel oh so good, the humiliation making her cunt sopping wet,,, and it didnt help that her skirt was so short that you could clearly see her arousal leak out her panties.
walking in and sitting yourself down, ushering wony to sit down as well- OH?!??;):? a waitress comes to your table immediately and you take this opportunity to turn the remote onto the highest setting it can go to :)) earning a whimper from wony. awhh poor baby is so embarrassed,, trying to keep her moans quiet while you’re ignoring her and talking to the waitress.
ofc once youve done getting your order sorted out it was wonys turn to order something- and let me tell you she was fighting for her fucking life 😭😭 her face beet red as she was trying her best not to moan out loud while talking to the waitress,, to toy with her you kept dropping the levels from highest to lowest every so often just to keep it fun 🤭 LIKE wony thinking she was finally safe to say something but then oopsies the vibrator is on the highest setting again 🙈
thankfully you were sat at a booth so you could just scoot yourself next to wonyoung 🤭🤭 you were getting bored waiting for your food and wony had to be fucked- looking as tempting as ever (bimbo girlies need to be treated as such) you were knuckles deep into her pussy!! again, wony trying her absolute best not to scream in public. bucking into your hands so hard while she’s covering her mouth, your palm occasionally grazing her clit in the most perfect way possible,, it took her sm will power not to let out the most dirtiest moans ever. and awww poor wony making a mess all over the chair telling her that shes mommys good little whore- and that her mommy will take care of the mess :<<
food arrives and you’re both chatting and dining like nothing ever happened- sure you had to get some tissues from the bathroom to clean up her mess, but that was about it,, carried out the rest of the date like normal :)) letting your imagination run wild with this one bc, yes, they went home and fucked more.
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angelrari · 2 months
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gossip girl · pt. xvii
based on the tv series gossip girl
max verstappen / charles leclerc x socialité!reader
fc: elsa hosk (y/n) · taylor hill (léa) · barbara palvin (jolie)
a/n: hi! i'm so, so happy for the responses and the interactions the last chapter had!!! also i've hit +800 followers!!! it's insane to think so many people are reading this story. thank you so, so much!! here's a new part for you, hope you like it!🤍
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gossip girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of monaco's elite.
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joliedebelle karma is a cat purring in my lap cause it loves me.
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yourusername ily
username the quote, the caption, y/n in the third picture... this confirms it's over i'm SCREAMING
username jolie please breathe if y/n and max are done
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username oh mY GOD
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"what a fucking idiot". jolie said, rolling her eyes as you explained to her and lily how your relationship with max ended.
"jolie". you stopped her. "it's my fault".
"i am not saying otherwise, i am saying he's a fucking idiot and i stand by that". she replied. "also, seeing another girl the right after you break up? that's suspicious".
"yeah, i agree, you just don't happen to meet somebody else right after you break up with your partner...". lily said. "do you have the picture that gossip girl posted?". she asked to jolie and she nodded, quickly searching it on her phone.
"here it is!".
"let me see". lily said as she grabbed jolie's phone. "wait... i know her, i met her a few months ago. she's léa's friend. if i remember correctly her name is zoe".
"wait". jolie said as she starred at the picture. her eyes widened as memories came to her mind. "oh my god, now i remember it! i thought her face was familiar because i thought i had seen her somewhere around here, but no, she was in abu dhabi, i saw her at the club! she came with léa".
"now that's suspicious". lily declared. "do you think they met that night?".
"nah". jolie replied. "max was with the drivers all night, he must've known her from before".
"girls". you stopped them. "let's not do this. i don't care when they met or what's he doing with her. i'm the one to blame here, whatever he does afterwards it's none of my business".
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yourusername had to get my apartment ready for christmas, so here's a photo dump of how it went! 🎅🎄❤️
baked christmas cookies with my favorite girls @/joliedebelle and @/lilyfleury 🤍
"helper" 1 (@/joliedebelle did not buy one single christmas decoration or gift in the whole morning, just things for herself because "she deserved it").
"helper" 2 (@/charles_leclerc only came to eat the cookies and then had the worst idea ever - see number 4).
short trip to find a christmas tree (pro tip: don't let you friend with a ferrari tell you it's a good idea to drive there. we had to carry the tree all the way back home and then come back for the ferrari).
friendly reminder to also buy a ladder. "helper" 2 wasn't tall enough and i almost died (real).
the results!! (still decorating, but i'm so happy how the tree turned out!).
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charles_leclerc i definitely deserve more cookies after the effort i've put in decorating your apartment
lilyfleury wdym more???????????? you and y/n ate them all
yourusername we burnt the calories when we had to carry the damn tree all the way home i agree with him we need more cookies
charles_leclerc that's why you're my favorite
lilyfleury i hate you two😒
joliedebelle stop exposing me like that! (ily)
yourusername i literally lost a whole morning because you didn't find some sneakers you wanted (ily2)
joliedebelle it's called investing time, not losing!
username please her and charles in the fifth picture it's SO cute
username it's giving couple behavior
username it took her a week to move on max sweetie i am so sorry
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the chatter coming from the living room could be heard from the kitchen. spending the evening with your friends had filled your heart with joy, but a few minutes ago you started to sense an anxious feeling creeping in. it had been like this for the past week, the guiltiness haunted you since the day you kissed charles, making you feel regret every single time you thought about your relationship with max. so, when the anxiety had started invading your body, you had excused yourself, telling everyone you were going to load the dishwasher quickly before it got too late. charles, who had known immediately what was going on, helped you carry all the plates to the kitchen.
"are you okay?". charles asked after he brought the last plates, placing his chin on your shoulder and his arms around your waist. the familiar perfume and his body always brought some sense of comfort.
"it's fine, it will pass". you replied, taking a deep breath as you kept rinsing some of the plates. "i just needed a couple minutes to clear my head".
"i hate seeing you like this". he muttered before placing a soft kiss on the side of your head.
"i'm sorry".
"don't apologize". charles said as his hand reached to turn off the tap.
"what's wrong?". you asked as you dried your hands with a dish towel, turning around afterwards to face him.
"you don't have to go through this alone". he said starring at your eyes and you nodded. "you know this, right?".
"i know, i know". you replied as you lifted your arms to place them around his neck, pulling him a bit closer. "i'm sorry i've been distant these past days, i have a very short social battery lately".
"it's okay". he said. "i'm just worried because i haven't heard much from you this week. i know you tend to overthink and i know how you tend to push people away when you're sad, so i keep thinking about you non-stop".
"i'm sorry i-".
"stop apologizing".
"sorry". you repeated and both of you chuckled. his hands, that were still resting on your back, pulled you closer and you rested your forehead on his. you took a deep breath with your eyes closed. somehow charles always made you feel at peace when he was around you. "i needed some time alone to sort out my thoughts, but i promise i'm not pushing you away".
"good, because i don't plan on leaving anytime soon".
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kairiscorner · 9 months
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(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)
ok but like imagine miguel finding your social media and like
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miguel was never one to initiate having a social media account, he found it as a worthless distraction from such important work, it was an idle indulgence for attention-hungry people that he found no interest in. you did a whole lot of convincing to get him to sign up for an instagram, when every time you pitched the idea to him, he always declined before you could even finish.
it was only when lyla made an instagram account for miguel by your request that he was finally introduced to the world of social media. "i still believe it was because you wanted an instagram." miguel muttered as lyla kept a tab open, scrolling and liking through the spider people in the spider society's posts. "so what if i did? you need it anyway." she responded as miguel side-eyed her. "what would i even need it for?" "stalking them!" lyla said cheerily, pertaining to you, who kept urging miguel to get social media.
"i would neve–" miguel was about to speak up, but his monitor's display was replaced by the image of your instagram's profile. "they went on vacation, right? i'm betting they posted a lot of photos about it. according to my statistics, they post every 25 minutes on the–" "i'm not looking through this." miguel said as he tried exiting the tab, but lyla had it locked on his monitor. "just give in, mig." she said with a teasing tone as miguel grumbled.
reluctantly, miguel did as the AI assistant said, and scrolled through your account. he scrolled through picture after picture, and though he enjoyed seeing these pictures of you... he was unsure of what exactly he was supposed to do. "so what do i do, just keep scrolling?" "you hit that little heart icon, see what happens." lyla suggested, and miguel did as he was told. "...okay, what now?" he asked her, confused. "wait for it..."
suddenly, a message appeared in miguel's inbox. lyla opened it for him, and it was from you. "YOU GOT INSTA??????" was your message to him, with little screaming cat emojis following the message. lyla teased miguel as he typed out his reply. "i did." he messaged, while you replied almost immediately. "and i see you liked my pic <3" "i did?" "yeah, i'm glad you like what you saw :>" "no problem and they really were adorable to look at."
"'adorable'? really?" lyla asked him, unimpressed as miguel's face got all flustered. "mind your business." he snapped back as he got a reply from you. "i'll be the first one to like all your pics, boss (。•̀ᴗ-)✧" miguel chuckled to himself a little when he saw that kaomoji in your message and smiled as he thought of you waiting for him to post something for you to like.
the sound of a camera shutter was heard next to miguel as lyla went on her end of miguel's instagram and posted a photo of miguel smiling widely and getting all flustered in the face. your username was tagged in the caption as lyla hit 'post', and soon... miguel got the notification: you liked his photo. miguel's eyes widened at two things: you liked his photo, he posted a photo? miguel turned to face lyla as she grinned, folded her arms over her chest and mouthed him a 'nailed it' before she logged off.
miguel wasn't too mad about it, he could figure out how to delete it on his own, but a part of him didn't want to. the fact you liked it... it sent a warmth through his whole body and made him smile a little wider. maybe he'd keep this whole social media thing going, it wouldn't hurt, right?
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harlowsbby · 3 months
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Back Outside
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yourinstagram we back outside this summer or what? 🤪
latto newly single this summer? 👀
yourinstagram @latto I don’t kiss and tell 🤫
lilnasx the caption though? what’s tea?
druski2funny say it ain’t so?
urbanwyatt jack said unblock him 👨🏼‍🦯
tmz @urbanwyatt oh? what’s tea?!?
yourinstagram @tmz the tea is jack harlow is a cheater.
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tmz rumors have been swirling that @jackharlow has cheated on @yourinstagram with his costar laura! we weren’t able to confirm these rumors at first… at least until today! looks like a “friend” that was in Jack’s and Laura’s close friends leaked these! We’re assuming Jack didn’t have his now ex girlfriend @yourinstagram added to this list!
Seems like he was keeping these on the low! And based off these captions via the photos while Y/N was sleepin Jack was creepin
lilnasx damnnnnnnnn I wonder who leaked the close friends?! 🤪
druski2funny @lilnasx man you’re fake as FUCK how you gonna do that to Jack?
lilnasx @druski2funny I’m just as fake as that fake ass chain you wear around your neck
druski2funny @lilnasx yeah ima head out 👨🏾‍🦯
urbanwyatt how much could I get if I leaked a video of the two of them making out?
neelam @urbanwyatt URBAN LOG OFF
sza this is why I don’t claim pisces’s men
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jackharlow focused on me.
lilnasx how come as soon as a man gets caught cheating he’s suddenly focusing on himself 😂
sza @lilnasx CLOCK THAT TEA
druski2funny stay strong player 🙏🏽
jaydawayda this is so pisces coded I can’ttttt 😂
lilbaby I’d just go ahead and delete this if I was you man
champagnepapi words of advice jack just leak your nudes like I did and they’ll forget all about this shit
urbanwyatt y’all he spent all day crying believe it or not #don’t #believe what you see in photos
lilnasx @urbanwyatt I am ROLLINNNNN
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yourinstagram anyways here’s a fun little video to distract y’all from all this mess….
druski2funny a whole thing of toothbrushes why the hell do you need that?
yourinstagram @druski2funny I leave one at every man’s house ima be with this summer 😌
druski2funny @yourinstagram oh 🧍🏽‍♂️
urbanwyatt you so greedy why do you have plastic forks and knives 😂😭😂
lilnasx I’m surprised you ain’t pull out no burger
sza 😂😂😂
jackharlow that lollipop looks good do you wanna share?
yourinstagram @jackharlow boy.
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theshaderoom well we know one rapper that won’t be boo’d up for Valentine’s Day and that’s @jackharlow! looks like he must’ve seen @yourinstagram recent instagram post!! Look like she’s boo’d up with rapper @quavo are we here for this relationship roomies?!
lilnasx oooo she got herself a chocolate man I love this for my good sis
druski2funny I love this for her but I hate the face that she ain’t with me smh
lilnasx @druski2funny you know what lemme not go in on you 💀
sza love this for her!
urbanwyatt ooo jack is screaming and kicking and sliding now the walk rn
neelam @urbanwyatt URBAN BE QUIET
(Hope you guys like this I had no idea what I was doing 😭)
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chrisevansonly · 10 months
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𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 = 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐭2 | 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬
✯social media au
✯what better than getting your boyfriend to love horses as much as you do
✯i just had to do this with lando, it seemed fitting, as usual requests are open!
y/n’sinsta
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it’s horse show day, Z and I are ready to go, plus this show we have our biggest fan! clearly lando is pulling his very serious face, i like to think he’s invested in our show prep 😂❤️
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username good luck y/n!!! you and Z will kill it!!
username lando is going to be the ultimate horse boyfriend just wait
kellypique good luck y/n!!! P and I will be watching at home!❤️
>y/n’sinsta give P a big hug for me, we’ll have to bring her to the stable soon!
>kellypique she’d love that!
username I don’t know who’s prettier Z or Lando
landonorris always have my game face on for you baby
landonorris you’re gonna kill it ❤️
carlossainz55 lando do you still scream like a little girl around them?
>landonorris THAT WAS ONE TIME CARLOS!
>oscarpiastri just once…?
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username go Z & y/n!!
landonorris added to their story!
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landonorris
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seeing you this happy every time we go visit Z makes my entire day, and no i’m not scared of him anymore @/carlossainz55
i’m so proud of you everyday baby, getting to see you live your dream is something I will always cherish, forever grateful i get to be your biggest fan flower❤️
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username THE CAPTION😭
username lando seems like the sweetest boyfriend in the world
>y/n’sinsta he is🥹
>username Y/N!!!
lilyhme i still have yet to meet him🤭
>y/n’sinsta come this weekend!! bring alex, ill get you both passes!🤍🤍
>lilyhme deal!❤️
carlossainz55 i caught a lie in the caption mate, it’s okay to be scared
>landonorris you know what?😐
y/n’sinsta lando i love you so much baby, i wouldn’t be where i am today without you, you’re my best friend, my rock and Z and I’s biggest fan, we love you so so much❤️
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lando norris, driver for mclaren formula 1 was recently spotted driving into his longtime girlfriend y/n y/l/n’s dressage competition this weekend! she’s competing at Britains National Dressage Show, for those that don’t know she rides for Britains Olympic Equestrian team! lando made some jokes and talked with a few fans before heading into the venue!
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username he was so happy and giggly 😭
username he has a polaroid of y/n and Z on his dashboard and I lost it
equinenewsUK they are our favourite horsey couple!
username i will NEVER get enough of them❤️
y/n’sinsta
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no lando is not afraid of horses anymore, yes lando is the sweetest man alive, and most handsome…and of course Z gets lots of treats from the both of us. thank you for filling my life with laughter, love and happiness.
i love you lan❤️
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username IM CRYING MY EYES OUT
username look how sweet lando looks in the middle photo😭😭
carlossainz55 fine, i’ll believe lando…for now
>landonorris WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOR NOW!!
>pierregasly💀💀💀
username y/n is the sweetest when it comes to lando, it makes me wanna violently sob
landonorris i love you to the moon and back, forever yours❤️
username 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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ellastone-olsen · 4 months
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Undisclosed desires - Agatha Harkness
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DO NOT COPY ANY OF MY WORKS. MINORS DNI 18+ ONLY
Summary: Agatha is your mother's best friend with whom you like to spend time. Everything is great if you don’t remember about your little (big) crush on her. What if one movie night something doesn't go as usual?
Pairing: moms best friend!Agatha Harkness × f!reader
Warnings: NSFW, dom!agatha, sub!reader, age gap (A45 R21), mommy kink, face sitting (A), thigh riding (R), masturbations (R), little stalking i think, pet names, oral (both), a little fluff
DISCLAIMER: ENGLISH ISN'T MY FIRST LANGUAGE SORRY FOR GRAMMAR OR SPELLING MISTAKES
Word count: 2.7k
AN: hi guys this is my first work in English and the first work that I generally post on tumblr. I hope you'll enjoy <3
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Agatha met your mother when you were just over 18. It was a typical weekend when the older woman walked into your house, talking sweetly with your mother. Out of curiosity, you went downstairs from your room; honestly, you didn’t often have any guests in your house after your parents’ divorce.
When you appeared in the kitchen, Agatha had her back to you, your mother was the first who notice your presence. "Oh my god Y/N you scared me! You can't walk so quietly!" Agatha immediately turned to your mother’s screams. The first time you looked at her, you forgot how to breathe. She seemed beautiful, even attractive, you of course knew about your “mommy issues” but how quickly your admiration for the woman grew into a little crush... you knew it wasn't right.
But that didn’t stop you from finding her social media “I’m just curious to know more about her” you told yourself, of course that was partly true. It started as a sweet, innocent thoughts about her beautiful curly hair, blue eyes and the sweet smile that she gave you when she came to visit and the three of you were sitting in the kitchen. “Y/N, you’ve already entered your second year of college, how are your studies?” she asked either out of politeness or out of pure curiosity. You were always happy to answer any of her questions, and then sneakily watch her facial expressions and gestures while she told your mother something about her failed Tinder dates. Deep inside you were jealous and hoped that these dates would remain a failure.
Later your relationship became closer one. This happened after about a year of her frequent visits in your house. At first sight it looked like she was your aunty and you were her favorite niece. At least that's what it looked like to your mother. Considering that Agatha did not have children (you also learned this from her social media), she was happy to spend time with someone who wasn't your mother. So your phrases like “Agatha and I are going to the mall today” or “I’ll stay at Agatha’s for the night” were not something surprising. Your mother was glad that you were spending your free time with a person whom she could trust and know that everything would be okay with you, even though you are already 19.
You loved staying at Agatha’s house, looking at her in her home clothes, and in the morning waking up and hearing “I made you a breakfast, superstar” by the way she cooks divine. At each of these weekends, you were talking (sometimes she tried to ask you about your possible boyfriends or girlfriends, which made you blush and go away from the topic), cooking some crisps and towards the end of the night, sitting down to watch movies on her big plush sofa. “Aggie, I’m cold,” you said after which you moved closer to her and hugged her in secret dying from such closeness.
Even later, you caught yourself having terrible frank thoughts about her. They fell on you like a bolt from the blue. So once again going to her Facebook and opening a new photo you began to look at it more carefully than always. It was an ordinary photo where she stood in a black light dress with straps with a V-shaped neckline, holding her hand to her face, covering her smile and the caption “at home you can look the way you want😘.” The focus of attention first moved to her lips, then dropped to a thin hand with a neat black manicure, thoughts concentrated on each of the fingers, about how you could... Even lower to the neckline on her dress which opened up a view of her breasts but left room for imagination, the light fabric did not hide the outline of her nipples and then...
You were already lying on the bed in your room, your mother had long gone to bed. The same photo of Agatha was open on your phone while your fingers traced circles on your clit. Then they moved lower, collecting abundant wetness at the entrance, and when one finger entered you and your gaze was again drawn to the photo on the phone your back arched. You imagined that it was Agatha doing all these things to you; the second finger slipped inside filling you so well and the pace increased. All that was heard in the room was shaky breathing and a quiet whine, “Fuck Aggie...yes that’s it, yes mommy please,” the other hand came down to rub the clit and then it happened. You saw stars looking at the woman's photo, wishing that she would shut you up with a kiss now. When your breathing evened out, you took your phone and typed one message, “Tomorrow is the weekend, can I come over for the night?”
Saturday was your favorite day of the week because Agatha wasn’t at work like on weekdays and you could spend time together. Right now you were walking through the parking lot to her car so that she could take you two to the cafe that you had been telling her about for a long time. "How are you doing, superstar?" The woman asked while watching the road. You loved that cute little nickname she gave you so much. “Well, in general, everything is fine, except for small problems with writing a thesis, you know, it turns out to be not easy I’m very tired” you said and felt her hand gently covering yours and squeezing. Raising your eyes, you were met by her familiar smile, “You can handle everything, you know that you can always ask me for help?” you just nodded, and the older woman continued to watch the road.
The day passed too quickly when in the evening the two of you walked into Agatha’s spacious but cozy apartment. "So I think that after such an eventful day we can immediately move on to watching a movie, how do you look at it, superstar?" You went to wash your hands and called out to her from the bathroom, “As much as you want, I’ll like any of your ideas. For now, I’ll go change clothes and come back to you,” you said, wiping your hands and taking your bag with things.
There are two bedrooms in Agatha's apartment , one for her and one for guests. You were always located in the second one but more than once you were just a guest in the older woman’s bedroom. Speaking as a “guest” we can say that you just came in a couple of times to find out how long it would take her to get ready and briefly examined the interior. All you remembered was the purple tones of the room, a large bed, a chest of drawers with a bunch of jewelry and cosmetics on it, and above that was a regular oval mirror. Apparently there were also a couple of intricate paintings and a bedside lamp. You respected this part of the woman’s personal space and did not poke your overly curious nose into it.
Your bag was thrown on the floor of the room that had already become yours, your street clothes were scattered on the bed, your makeup was washed off and you were already wearing the soft plush pajamas that Agatha had given you last Christmas. “I’m here,” you called out as you returned to the room, where the older woman had already carefully prepared snacks for the movie and selected a two-hour thriller for tonight. “Come here,” Agatha patted the spot on the couch next to her and you landed there, covering yourself with the blanket and resting your head on her shoulder.
The movie went quickly and you didn’t notice how you had already started to fall asleep when a sharp poke in your side woke you up, “Hey don’t sleep, you’ll still have time for this tomorrow,” Agatha said grinning. You jumped up sharply which made her laugh. Here on the TV screen there is a chase, explosions, the main character miraculously escapes when suddenly..."OH MY GOD" you screamed and crawled with your head under the blanket when moans came from the TV speakers and a sex scene appeared on the entire screen in front of your eyes. You weren’t ready to see this right here right now, especially in the company of an older woman, and you behaved like a blushing virgin. Agatha’s laughter came from above, “Come on Y/N, you’d think you’ve never seen anything like this before. Get out of there”. The blanket was thrown off you and a picture of naked people appeared before your eyes again. Your eyes widened as you looked from the TV to Agatha and back. This whole situation has made your cheeks warm up and you can already feel a faint pulsation between your legs.
“Oh, is it really such a small thing that has embarrassed you so much, superstar, you’re already a big girl, why are you blushing so much? Or maybe... oh..” the woman looked at you more carefully, studying how quickly your chest rises and falls, noticing how you begin to squirm in place. The gears in her head are spinning intensely and a thought arises.“Oh sweet girl, let me help you. Come here,” the woman moves you closer to her, squeezing her thigh between your legs, encouraging you to ride her. You're about to explode. “Aggie, what are you doing? What..” you are stopped by her hand covering your cheek, “Oh baby you have now confirmed my suspicions on this matter,” your heart is about to jump out of your chest, “What do you mean, Aggie?” The woman moves you closer and already runs her lips along your neck to your ear and whispers, “About your little crush. Did you think I wouldn’t notice this? Or maybe I’m too dumb and won’t put two and two together mmm?” You pull back to look at her dumbfounded. What's happening now? Does she want you too? Did she know all along? A swarm of thoughts race through your head as her hand grabs your hair and pulls you back towards her. “You’re thinking too loudly honey, let mommy think for you.” The nickname she gave herself completely drives you insane and you groan. “Oh fuck” comes out of your mouth.
The woman laughs and lowers her lips to your pulse point. Her hands grab your hips, encouraging you to grind against her thigh. When you do what she wants Agatha looks up from your neck, “Such a good girl you’ve had a crush on me for a long time, haven’t you? I bet you’ve been thinking about this moment. Tell mommy, am I right Y/N?” Your breathing is unsteady and you feel like your underwear is hopelessly wet, the thoughts in your head are confused. "Mmmh yeah you're right." The answer seems to suit Agatha as her lips immediately find yours in a careless kiss and your whole world explodes. The woman’s hand reaches under the elastic band of your pants and she strokes you through your underwear, feeling how wet you are. With such contact you moan into her mouth and beg, “Oh Fuck Mommy please please I need more.” Agatha shushes you and takes her hand out of your pants "Hush baby, you'll get what you want but first mommy needs to cum. Can you do that for me? Make mommy cum and I'll return the favor."
She pulls you encouraging you to get off of her and begins to undress until she is left in only black underwear. You stop her hands when her fingers cling to the edge of her panties. “I want to help you. Can I?” She nods and you kneel in front of her, taking off an item of clothing and seeing how her sticky wetness stretches. You start biting and sucking on her inner thighs and are almost to the top when she stops you. “No, not like that, lie down on your back.” You do as she says and she ride you, moving higher up to your head, “I want to sit on your pretty face baby, will you let mommy ride your face?” Your pupils dilate as you nod impatiently "Please." Agatha lowers her dripping pussy onto your mouth and you suck and lick her clit, and then push your tongue into her hole, causing the woman to arch and move her hips. “Oh god that's such a good girl. You're going to make mommy cum baby. Mommy's gonna cum all over your face." These words turn you on more and you start working on her pussy harder until the woman lets out her last moan as she cums into your mouth. She continues to sit on you while you lazily lick her clean, and then stands up and grabs your legs, opening them wide.
Pants with panties tossed somewhere to the side, the sweater is also pulled off your body and you lie in front of her completely naked. “Fucking god you’re even more prettier than I imagined”. Agatha mutters and turns you over so you’re sitting on her lap again. Your breasts are right in front of her face and she takes one nipple into her mouth while she roughly squeezes your thighs, feeling your wetness on her leg. You hold her shoulders with your hands and stand up. “Please Aggie, I need to cum so bad.” Agatha releases her nipple from her mouth and growls “Wrong name.” Your forehead presses against her shoulder as you whimper “Please mommy make me cum.”
She spreads the wetness all over your pussy and teases your clit. Two fingers circle at your entrance and she pushes them inside, to which you moan and bite her shoulder. "Fuck, you're so tight, what if I add another one? You're so wet you can take it can't you baby?" You hum into her shoulder in agreement and three fingers slip inside “Ride me” Agatha takes your waist with her free hand, helping you move and you start bouncing on her “Mommy I’m so full. Feel so good” you moan. The room is filled with the sounds of skin slapping against skin and the smell of sex. Incomprehensible whimpers and requests not to stop escape your mouth while you try to push yourself deeper onto Agatha’s fingers. Your hand reaches for your clit and draws circles on it. Abundant wetness flows down the older woman’s hand and she feels your walls squeezing around her. "Mommy I'm going to cum. Oh God I'm going to cum Aggie, mommy don't stop please." When Agatha's fingers deliciously hit that right spot inside you over and over again, when you hear "That's such a good girl. Cum for your mommy, cum all over my fingers baby" it happens and you explode, cumming on top of her. Agatha finds your lips and pulls you into a kiss, brushing the sticky hair from your forehead and whispering how well you did for her.
After a minute, you catch your breath and get off of her, lying down next. You are silent. Agatha is silent. You don’t believe what just happened and how this is even possible. The gears in your head start working again and you try to decide what to do next. She wanted you, does this mean that your feelings are mutual or was it just sex for one time? A soft blanket covers your naked body and a hand strokes your shoulder. You hesitantly raise your head to Agatha, she is the first to break the silence.
"You're thinking too loudly again, superstar." Her hand gently strokes your cheek. "I understand your doubts and fears, baby. Let's just go to bed for now, do you agree?" You nod and get out of bed still in the blanket, taking your pajamas with you. Your legs slowly drag you into your bedroom as Agatha’s question hangs in the air. "Where are you going?" She gently hugs you by the shoulders, leads you into her bedroom and lays you on a soft, large bed where you fall into a calm, deep sleep.
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love-belle · 10 months
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modern day romeo and juliet !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their love was the modern day romeo and juliet, with a happy ending.
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for when you find your forever. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // charles leclerc x fem!reader
warnings - language, alludes to sex, mentions of sex, whatever.
author’s note - hello!! i REALLY hope u all like this one bc it was so fun to write like it was so chuckle worthy so i really hope u enjoy it!! thank u so much for reading, i love u <3 i will try to post once more tonight bc i have 10+ drafts rn with almost 20 requests and i'm trying to do them all one by one, thank u so much for being patient <3
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yourusername got railed and he walked out and came back with cherries and roses for me??? is this true love???
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username Y/N OH MY GOD
username THIS GIRL HAS NO FILTER HELP
username THE CAPTION OMG
lewishamilton boss man is on his way to confiscate your phone
-> yourusername thank u for the heads up 🙏
username MOMMY??????
username IM SCREAMING WHY IS SHE SO BEAUTIFUL
username the caption has my jaw slacked
lilymhe girl it's the truest love
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username no bc i would happily d!e if someone did that for me like CHERRIES AND ROSES AFTER SEX WOAH
username me pretending like i can relate to this knowing damn well my single ass is getting none
username don't be scared gf drop his @
carmenmmundt i'm going to ignore the caption and just say that you look gorgeous baby
-> yourusername as if u weren't the first to message the gc BUT THANK U MY LOVE
-> username not y/n exposing carmen 😭😭😭😭
username god when will i have this ?
landonorris gross we don't need to know that
-> yourusername look away child
username we really lost mother this time huh?
username i can only imagine the look of horror on toto's face
charles_leclerc idk to me it sounds like it's TRUE true love
-> yourusername RIGHT??? that's what i was thinking
username charles what r u doing here
-> username thoughts are being thunk rn
username to have someone who would bring me cherries and roses after getting railed :///
username oh she's GLOWING
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charles_leclerc the water's getting colder let me in your ocean
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username CHARLES???????
username GOODBYE
username NOT HIM QUOTING CHASE ATLANTIC OMG
username i just wanna know who got him quoting this song I SWEAR
username NAH MY MAN'S DOWN BAD
carlossainz55 my eyes.
-> charles_leclerc why do you think i texted the gc before posting???
username WHO IS SHE OMG
username SWIM OMFG
username girlies we officially lost him
username y/n soft (hard) launched her man too and now charles.............are we seeing this shit
-> username i have made the connection
-> username u didn't make shit
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maxverstappen1 please there are kids on this app
-> charles_leclerc look away landonorris
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-> username not to alarm anyone but that's EXACTLY what y/n said on her post
-> username oh.
yourusername swim 🌊
-> charles_leclerc swim 🌊
-> username WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
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paddock.club charles leclerc and y/n wolff spark dating rumours after they were spotted out on a date, only adding into them as they shared a kiss. leclerc and wolff have been having coy interactions on social media for a while now but they were barely seen interacting outside the paddock. both of them, separately, have been hinting at a relationship for a few weeks now although we had no reason to believe that they were together, until these photos resurfaced. click on the link in our bio for more details about the new potential f1 couple.
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username OH MY GOD
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username pretty people (charles) ruining it again for the poor (me)
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username charles is really on his path to get y/n disowned huh
username THOSE THIRSTY ASS POSTS MAKE SM SENSE NOW
username they're MY romeo and juliet
username this information is life altering like ACTUALLY
username y/n this isn't u babe come home the kids and the cats miss u ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ u can bring him too ig
username charles leclerc i am under ur bed
username not a vroom vroom guy stealing my wife the fuck
username i would do anything to be at the mercedes garage rn
username i had already made the connection
-> username u didn't make shit
-> username i had already made it
username they'd be such a power couple like WOAHHH
username BOTH of my parasocial relationships are in shambles rn
username off topic but she's so barbie coded and he's just ken
username MOTHER and then it's just some silly guy
username HOW'D HE PULL HER 😭😭😭
username charles leclerc teach me ur ways
username if he can pull someone like y/n then i have hope for myself
username no bc i don't know who to be more jealous of
username not the entire comment section bullying charles and thirsting over y/n 💀💀💀
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yourusername his swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me
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username PLEASE
username OH MY GOD
username SIS REALLY CAME FOR CHARLES LIKE THAT
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-> yourusername listen i love him but it had to be said
-> charles_leclerc both of you are dead to me.
username SHE'S SO UNSERIOUS I LOVE HER
username she really secured the rival team's driver for future use for her dad and roasted him on the internet while announcing their relationship
-> username this is the most y/n thing y/n has ever done
-> username i know who my 🐐 is
-> username that's what i call iconic.
francisca.cgomes this is the equivalent of u saying "where the hoes at" im heartbroken
-> yourusername babe i just said that so i could avoid that area
-> username fuck charles and pierre it's kika and y/n ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username bf who is so babygirl and gf who is just a silly little guy
-> yourusername im getting this comment framed and hanging it above the mantle
username i apsire to be her
charles_leclerc can't believe i got violated by my girlfriend like that
charles_leclerc mom amour why
charles_leclerc this is unbelievable
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-> charles_leclerc ........yeah okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-> username CHARLES 😭😭😭😭
-> username Y/N OMG
-> username i fucking love this girl sm
susie_wolff please answer my calls. - toto wolff
-> yourusername give susie her phone back
-> susie_wolff call me. and have charles call me too. - toto wolff
-> yourusername who's that question mark
-> susie_wolff y/n y/m/m wolff. - toto wolff
-> yourusername goodbue ou mu god
username toto is throwing another set of headphones i can FEEL it
username parents 🙏🙏🙏
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charles_leclerc ma belle looked so pretty today i almost cried
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username GOD WHY CAN'T SOMEONE LOVE ME LIKE THIS
username OH MY GOD???????
username need a man to be obsessed with like RIGHT now
username i cried leclerc get on my level
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carlossainz55 almost?
-> charles_leclerc haha don't make me block you.
-> landonorris is he wrong tho?
-> charles_leclerc no comment.
username HE'S SO OBSESSED WITH HER AHSJSJKAK
-> username can't blame him bc SAME
-> username if my girl was y/n i would be too tf
georgerussell63 you are toto's number 1 enemy!
-> charles_leclerc i have been living life in fear since the day we started dating
-> yourusername i kinda like u too much ur sticking around
-> charles_leclerc ahahahahahahhahaah!!! okay!!!!!!! ahahahahhaha!!!!!!
-> lewishamilton y/n he's doing that thing again
-> yourusername he'll be back to normal i swear just give him a min
-> username same charles SAME
susie_wolff so happy for you both 🤍
-> susie_wolff i will be seeing you at tonight's dinner, leclerc. - toto wolff
-> charles_leclerc thank you so much susie 🤍
-> charles_leclerc babe your dad is being mean again yourusername
-> yourusername dad.
-> susie_wolff can't wait to see you, charles. - toto wolff
-> charles_leclerc why was that more threatening than the previous one.
yourusername good. need a man on his knees crying and screaming and throwing up bc im too hot
-> charles_leclerc you can have me like that anytime of the day just saying
-> yourusername BOY MY DAD'S ON THIS APP
-> charles_leclerc YOU ACT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SAID WORSE
-> yourusername catch these hands
-> charles_leclerc we're now holding hands haha! this is nice!
-> yourusername u dumbfuck i adore u so much what.
username im SICK rn like OH MY GOD
username i see u on street and it's on SIGHT for destroying my carefully curated parasocial relationship
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yourusername he got jack's approval and that's all that really matters
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username HE MET THE FAMILY OFFICIALLY OMG
username what would i do to be an atom during this whole vacation
username JACK AND Y/N MY BABIES ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username JACK APPROVES WE WON
landonorris does toto like him?
-> yourusername we're making progress.
-> danielricciardo does it look promising?
-> yourusername uncertain but hoping for the best.
-> carlossainz55 copy. keep us updated.
-> charles_leclerc why are you like this
username JACK MY FAV WOLFF FRRRRR
username i think charles is traumatized by now
username SHE LOOKS SO ETHEREAL IN THE THIRD SLIDE LIKE OH MY GOD?????? A LITERAL ANGEL???????? IM SPEECHLESS
-> username charles it's ok u can comment from ur main acc
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username THIS WHOLE FAMILY HAS MY HEART
username susie and wolff the ultimate power couple 🔥🔥🔥
username baby brother agreed everything is ok now
carmenmmundt missing my love
-> yourusername i miss u so bad
-> carmenmmundt i was talking about jack but i miss you too ig
-> yourusername fuck u actually
username well he got 3/4 wolffs on his side that's something ‼️‼️‼️
susie_wolff had the most amazing time, y/n!! even toto said "it was okay." ❤️
-> yourusername i love u guys sm ❤️
-> susie_wolff he still not getting within 6ft radius of you. - toto wolff
-> yourusername dad u do realise that everything that had to happen has happened?????
-> susie_wolff i suddenly need to talk to him. very urgent. - toto wolff
-> charles_leclerc WHY DO U NOT WANT ME TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
-> yourusername oh shit sorry dw u will be fine!!!!!!!!
username i missed the whole wolffs content sm :///
username BABY JACK AND Y/N
charles_leclerc little dude loves me
-> yourusername after u brought him 26281927 toys
-> charles_leclerc a win is a win
-> yourusername ok babe.
charles_leclerc your dad is looking at him like he wants to break my every bone while counting i am scared
-> yourusername just say that i would be upset if he did that
-> charles_leclerc he left me alone thank you my love ❤️
-> yourusername anything for u ❤️
-> username is toaster waterproof???? let's find out!!!!!!!
-> username they make me feel single in 262828 languages it's not funny anymore
username to have what charles and y/n have :///
username if my relationship isn't exactly like this i don't want it.
username they're my parents ur honour
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luvhughes43 · 10 months
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jamie, my love | jamie drysdale x reader
luvhughes43 masterlist🌷
request: father’s day with dad! jamie for the insta edits u asked for, you decide the rest!! i 💘 your writing!!
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ynuser jamie, my love. i've been with you for six years now and i have loved every second of it. from middle school crushes, to high school sweethearts, to moving to cali with you, and having our beautiful baby, life with you has always been a dream. so happy fathers day to the best daddy out there! we love you so much jams! thank you for the love, support, and for being you💘
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jamie.drysdale i love you and our baby so much❤️ thank you endlessly for making me a father❤️
ynuser 💘💘
trevorzegras okay so baby #2 when...?
ynuser trevorzegras if u dont get out of my comment section rn..
trevorzegras COACHELLA... MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE! I WANNA HEAR YALL SCREAM !!!🎤🎤
fan01 now what the hell?😭😭
ynuser fan01 it means hes excited / happy😭 liked by trevorzegras
trevorzegras happy daddy day jimmy!
jamie.drysdale thank you!
masonmctavish23 Looking good there jimmy boy🔥
masonmctavish23 Happy fathers day too i guess !
jamie.drysdale thanks!🤣
tterry19 Happy fathers day jamie.drysdale !
jamie.drysdale happy fathers day to you too!
fan02 yn slipping the last photo in like we wouldn't notice...
ynuser i had to appreciate my man im sorry !
fan03 THE LAST PIC?? IM SCREAMING @#%^&!@@
fan04 dad jamie🥹🫶
trevorzegras just posted a story !
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discotitsposts · 13 days
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my little secret
reader x mgg
she/her pronouns used (but you can imagine whatever you want)
reader has a secret tumblr account where she writes fanfiction about her husband
mature themes.
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Matthew Gray Gubler walks around his house. Looking for his wife. She was nowhere to be found. He knocks on her office door. He knows she may not hear because sometimes she plays music loudly in her headphones so he opens the door and steps in. He sees her bopping her head to whatever song she may be playing and typing rapidly. He smiles at the sight.
Since the door to the office was behind her, she doesn’t see him creep up behind her. Perfect opportunity for a spooky scare. He’s about to scare her when he notices what she’s doing on her computer.
She’s on Tumblr. Typing up what looks to be a long story? He knows she’s an author but wow. Her fingers move extra fast over the keyboard and he senses inspiration was hitting her over and over.
Then he sees what she’s writing. A few lines stick out to him.
“He slipped his length inside of her slowly.”
“Her dripping heat.”
“She moans out, ‘Spencer’ and grips the blankets.”
She’s writing a smut story on Tumblr with a character named Spencer? Out of the ordinary. He thinks. She’s stopped typing to think for a second. Now or never. He thinks.
“Boo!” He yells and touches her shoulders. She screams so loud and frantically tries to hide what she was writing. She clicks save on the draft and closes the page.
“Whatcha writing.” He smirks knowing full well what she was doing.
“What..N..Nothing.” She stammers and stands up. “I’m gonna get a snack. Want anything.”
Matthew looks at the empty chair and sits down and opens Tumblr to see what she had written.
She screams, “NOO!! Don’t look at that.”
He laughs while going onto her blog. It’s a Spencer Reid fan account. She had revealed little details like her name and favorite music, but hadn’t notified her followers of her marriage to a certain man. She had also written fanfiction about Spencer that was, accurate, in terms of the size of a certain body part.
He clicks on a post with his name in it. It reads, Do you guys think Matthew Gray Gubler brushes his teeth in the shower?
“Hey, that was ONE time!” He says out loud.
She scoffs, “Twice, actually.”
Another one, a photo of his lap zoomed in on the crotch with the caption, “His wife must be happy.”
“She is.” He says out loud. She is absolutely mortified at his findings.
He keeps reading. Spencer, Spencer, Himself, Spencer.
“So you love Spencer more than you love me?” He jokingly pouts.
“Yeah I’m planning on leaving you for Spencer Reid. We’re running away together tonight.” She jokes back.
“I won’t let you!” He dramatically stands up and grabs her. They both hear a loud cry from upstairs.
“Someone’s hungry.” She says and leaves to the kitchen to get her baby’s bottle. Matthew goes upstairs to comfort their daughter. When his wife comes upstairs, the sight is so beautiful it should be framed.
Matthew’s in the rocking chair in the nursery holding his daughter and gently cradling her while she’s fussing. He’s whispering a poem to her. He sees his wife walk in and she hands him the bottle.
“There you go baby, see, you were just hungry sweetie.” He speaks in a voice sweeter than honey. He smiles down at her. When she falls asleep in his arms he brings her back to the crib and lays her down. Meanwhile, his wife puts on a relaxation cd that has lullabies, soft sounds and ocean waves. They exit the room quietly.
“Back to Tumblr I presume.” He smiles. “I thought you were supposed to be working on your next book.”
“I am, it’s just something on the side to keep my skills fresh.” She replies.
“Does the publishing company know about this ‘extracurricular activity’ of yours?” He takes her arm and they walk back to the office together.
“No, like I said it’s just something fun. Testing the waters.” She slips back into her chair and opens Tumblr again.
Matthew comes up right behind her and whispers in her ear. “I’m never letting you live this down.” He runs away but she grabs the water gun on her desk and chases him with it.
the end (they lived happily ever after)
just a silly little story
this man deserves a child i had to include him w a baby
@whoisspence this is one of the fics i was talking abt
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starsandhughes · 1 year
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Hard Launch (Quinn x Reader)
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yourusername “my darling, lets you and i ramble on this life for a while— our hands in hands, our hearts in hearts, our shadows forever one.” ~atticus
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_quinnhughes sounds good to me💙 i love you y/n/n
yourusername i love you more quinny💚
user1 omg they use canucks colors for their hearts i’m screaming
jackhughes alternative caption: CEOs of making jack feel like a third wheel
yourusername i literally offered you my other hand
_quinnhughes that is a true statement
jackhughes that’s not the point!!
user2 new fav nhl couple
user3 this came out of nowhere and i love it
trevorzegras i’m your best friend where’s my poem post?!
jamie.drysdale am i nothing to you?
trevorzegras 😳
yourusername you’ve been caught cheating on your wife trev
jamie.drysdale why are all these photos blurry
yourusername i’m dizzy with love
jackhughes that was cringier than the caption
jamie.drysdale ^^^
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_quinnhughes i’ve never been happier than when i’m with her💙🫂
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yourusername i love you quinny <3
_quinnhughes and i love you 💙
lhughes_06 y/n’s on her way to becoming mom’s favorite
_quinnhughes she’s already past me
jackhughes she definitely has us beat
yourusername you can be my favorite moose
user4 so quinn hughes of him to hard launch his relationship
_eliaspettersson can confirm that y/n gets real smiles out of him
yourusername don’t be jelly petey ;)
elblue6 i love you two!
yourusername 💙💚💙
BONUS
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yourusername “one of those forever kinds of friends where anything can happen and nothing will change— they just always are and forever will be.” ~atticus
alternative caption: trevy wanted a sappy poem post and i pinky promised to always be his best friend so i had to legally
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_quinnhughes you two are so codependent it’s not even funny
yourusername you knew what you were getting into when you signed up for this!!
_quinnhughes and i’ll sign up again and again
trevorzegras stop being cute on MY poem post!
trevorzegras pinky promises are legally binding! luv u best friend!
yourusername ur tolerable at best <3
user5 anyone not obsessed with this friendship would definitely assume y/n is with z and not huggy lmao
jackhughes call him out! call him out!
trevorzegras don’t encourage her
yourusername it had to be done
user6 my favorite duo
user7 “trevy”
jamie.drysdale @/jackhughes want to start a third wheel support group?
jackhughes co presidents?
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jadeittic · 8 months
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TBJZL—f!reader instagram au
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note: this one SUUUUCKS. anyway here u go
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yourinstagram week off work
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faithlousak Gorgeous as always ❤️
yourinstagram ILY FAITH! kisses to you x
username omg who’s that in the fifth slide?
sabrinacarpenter ur so beautiful
yourinstagram I LOVE YOU
username WEEK OFF WORK WITH WHOOO?
username is this a soft launch?????
tobjizzle Remind me to never ever leave you alone with behzingagram again…😬
behzingagram just showing her the real fun! 
yourinstagram :(
username glad shes taking the break she deserves!
username does she have a boyfriend?
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ynlnupdates YN LN spotted with mystery man in London, UK.
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username is this the same guy who she’s been spotted with recently by a fan?
username i guess so! though we dont know anything about what he looks like.
username honestly i’m just waiting for the hard launch
username NAH FR
sidemen
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sidemen This might be the best day ever. 
See you at 2:15 pm (BST) 🫡
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username GOOD LUCK!
yourinstagram 🙌
username what’s yn ln doing here
username are you attending the charity match?
username YN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE 
username which side are you on???
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username I will be watching! 👏👏👏
username ❤️
username the yn ln army have been summoned
username FR LIKE WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE
username i didnt know my favorite youtubers are friends with yn ln 😭
username petition for yourinstagram to play
yourinstagram NO
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ynlnupdates YN LN at the London Stadium today.
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username What’s she there for?
username she’s at this years sidemen charity match!
username WHAT
username Someone said she was wearing Tobi’s kit just after this photo was taken
username TOBI AND YN???? WHAT
username HUH
username what’s she doing there lol
username with her busy schedule i’m surprised she had the time to go there 
username is this tobi and yn thing real or are yall spreading bs 😢
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sidemen SDMN FC are your 2023 charity match winners.
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username TAREQ UNDERRATEDDD 
username The uno reverse card 💀
username HARRY AND ETHAN GOT THEIR GOALS 🗣️
username INCREDIBLE GAMEEE 🙌
yourinstagram 👏
username WE SAW YOU GIRL
username tobi and yn selfie when 💔💔
username ARE YOU GUYS DATING????
username ARE THE RUMORS TRUE???????
username WWWWWWW
tobjizzle
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tobjizzle What a day! ⚽️❤️ From the bottom of my heart, thank you 🙏🏿
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username IS THAT YN LN
username OH MY GOD THE RUMORS WERE TRUE
behzingagram that’s MYYYY GUY
username You guys crushed it! Congrats!
username BRO JUST CASUALLY POSTED YN LN
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username yourinstagram WHAT THE HELL
yourinstagram SUPERSTAR TOBIIIIIII
username no i just fainted
username CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP
username my wife is taken 😢
tobjizzle All for you ❤️
username JUST DROPPED TO MY KNEES THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER
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username YN
username THE FIRST SLIDE OH MY GOD????
username IM GONNA CRY HES SO SWEET
taliamar Finally!!
faithlousak I’ve waited sooooo long for this moment
freyanightingale I thought I was going to die before it happened
yourinstagram OH MY GOD 😭
username SHES ONE OF US
username writes wow as a caption thinking the world wouldnt go into SHAMBLES
username this does confirm the dating rumors right ?? 
username based on the slides and the comments, i think yes!!! 
tobjizzle Lucky charm
yourinstagram ❤️ always
username DID HE JUST CALL HER HIS LUCKY CHARM IM SICK
username They’ve been together long to be each others lucky charms I might cry 😭
username MY PARENTS ALREADY
username genuinely so happy to see her this happy
ksi Drinks are on me! 
yourinstagram YEEEAAAAASSSS
tobjizzle I’m in for a long night 😑
username THEYRE FRIENDSS DBEJJXHCF
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