#this poll is just for jokes

[writebackatya]

#I don’t want any more live action Disney movies #this poll is just for jokes #by the way you’re getting Ichabod AND Mr. Toad in the live action remake not one or the other #disney animated films #Disney #disney animated movies #disney live action #the adventures of ichabod and mr. toad #the black cauldron #the brave little toaster #oliver and company #oliver & company #pocahontas #dinosaur #home on the range #chicken little #the wild #mars needs moms #polls #a Black Cauldron remake could actually be good

[seriousturd]

#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol) #and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Edit: I see a ton of answers saying "torture porn" and some asking why I didn't add it. Torture porn isn't a subgenre of horror. Every single horror film that yall describe as torture porn falls into an actual subgenre (usually slasher/splatter or body horror, though there are exceptions). Torture porn was a term made to describe the rise in realistic brutality in horror in the early 2000s. If you don't like the brutality or gore in horror, that's fine. But that's not a subgenre. Every single one of these could be incredibly gorey and brutal, as well as can be the opposite of that. Torture porn is not a subgenre in itself

#my least fav is probably possession horror #there are some good ones (the exorcist for example) but for the most part im not a fan #horror #horror movies #polls #also if anyone votes for slashers; i will cry (/joke) #i just genuinely love slasher movies

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

[may12324]

💖 The Fairy Godmother’s Apprentice  - a sapphic fairy tale Visual Novel and Dating Sim. 💖

When the fairy godmother goes away on vacation leaving you in charge , will you make sure stories stay on their paths? or will you change your fate and risk it all for romance....

This is a fake dating game, its not real unfortunately. But maybe some day, in the future! I just love womens, and fairytales, and dating sims; so this is a culmination of all three! (with a fun emphasis on hot butch ladies, we need more of them okay! the mermaid is muscular and hot too okay, i swear).

Any Australian game devs wanna make this happen? Come at me, I’m ready to go batshit bananas working on this as a real game,.

#the fairy godmother's apprentice #fairytale dating sim game #dating sim game #pay me to make this game real #i joke #ahaha #or do it.... #my art #im just gonna post a whole bunch of art and then run away #you may remmeber these ladies from a poll i did #anyway #heres more of them i guesss

[humanmaybe]

I make my grilled cheese with garlic bread (aka just sprinkling garlic salt into the butter on the bread) and if I have it I will add goat cheese.

#poll #tumblr polls #grilled cheese #sex poll #sjshksgs #this is just bc I keep seeing the sex/dugs/club polls #and then also a ton of posts being mad about those polls lol???? #so fuck you grilled cheese poll #I’m not sure how it correlates but I think the joke was we should make dumb polls more

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Which of these proven ways to force faulty tumblr polls to load do you find the easiest and most reliable?

#unreality #its a joke #just a jpeg #dont be angry #polls

[animentality]

Tumblr staff, let us add polls to REBLOGS and then we can start executing OPs with bad opinions.

#polls #this is a joke cuz this would just make tumblr like twitter with its ratio nonsense

[ireallylovecats]

⬇️ important question ⬇️

#tumblr polls #my post #first poll #tumblr live #thank god #thankful #celebration #new holiday just dropped #funny #tumblr inside jokes #jokes #uhhh please reblog this #thanks!!

[lara635kookie]

#carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #netflix #cheryl blossom #cheryl bombshell #riverdale #sorry but i had to #ppl keep in mind that altough I am from the CS fandom I don't hate Cheryl #I myself watched some episodes of the first season of Riverdale but then I stopped because I am lazy #this poll is just for fun #both carmen and cheryl are queer strong pretty girlies #just warning that if you compare them be respectful #also if you want to consider og carmen for carmen sandiego that is okay too #this is a friendly joke okay #but as it accidentally took bigger proportions than I thought it would #as the riverdale fandom is bigger than the cs one #it isnt very hard tho i am used to small fandoms lolol #watch carmen sandiego #if you like cheryl you will prolly like carmen too #i used a photo of new carmen because she's from 2019 and riverdale is from 2017 #so new carmen is closer to cheryl than 1994 carmen

[beatcroc]

peppino "never tell the health inspector" spaghetti

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino] [gustavo]<- u are here [gerome] [noisette again]

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #protip: if u dont have a real joke u can just drop a buzzword instead and that will still mostly work. #...emphasis on mostly. this one is not my best but i still had to do it bc one of the later ones will reference it 😔✊ #hopefully will b more on the ball for the next one [w/ gerome] bc i have been very looking forward to that one for a Long time #anyways. #ive more or less conceded to fp having a 'dough-like' texture/consistency and while i dont know Exactly what id say hes made of #i cannot stress enough that that material is the LAST thing you'd ever want to be eating #it probably wouldn't kill you and hes not like hazardous to touch or anything but you would get very sick for a bit i think. #also if u saw my poll from a bit ago yes this is why i was thinking about that fjjghhfdjh #that said. the fact he knows fp is a liability and still lets him stay around... speaks volumes i think #pizzaposting

[shepscapades]

He’s crying because you voted for Scott btw. If you even care

#mcytblr #mcytblr sexymen poll #mcyt sexyman #jimmy solidarity #Scott smajor #this is all very silly btw #I love you all #I just love some of you a little less for voting for Scott /JOKE DGBJDFGKBDFGN #art escapades

[shkspr]

#this one is also a joke! #these are all jon experiences. #didnt put a none of these option bc thats not FUNNY #magpod #polls #my polls #ok to rb #unreality #just to be safe

[permit-it]

#is this still a funny joke or have i been on this hellsite too long #those polls going around asking for “best character named xxxxx” just got me okay #les mis #les amis #jean valjean #les miserables #les amis de l'abc

[pollsnatural]

*in blood

#that was a joke btw #unfunny one but still #when i get tired of other people's opinions i will probably just delete this blog #spn #polls #supernatural #rowena macleod

[foundfamilyadoptionagency]

#the ball pit #ball pit #dashcon #adoption poll #no tags submitted #no image submitted #i swear it's just a coincidence that two meme ones are going up today lol #the walrus is current #and i joked about the ball pit so it got submitted a bunch of times