#thor & cats babey!!

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important:

#look at my babey #her name is thor #cat tag #:) #cat videos #cowboy posts

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everywhere, everything, anything

summary: thor meets a cat in new asgard. 

pairing: thor odinson x brunnhilde 

words: 1,424

trigger warnings: angst, takes space in the space between canons that the mcu is made up of, some fluff. 

notes/other: my therapist told me “you need to recenter your hobbies so that you find joy in them. self care comes from the appreciation and dedication to self, not obligation.” so i wrote this. also, @m00nlightdelights gave me like $15 for my first tattoo & this is my thank you. 

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Thor meets him the day he goes to pick up his month shipment of Misgardian alcohol. There, in a house made from empty crates and discarded fishing net, lies a large cat. Freckled with dark grey patches with swirls of lighter and lighter greys, he looks at Thor with translucent green eyes. Large pupils, a swishing tail. Thor chooses not to move the animal just looking for somewhere other than the cold, muddy ground to sleep. He, in all his regality, understands the creature’s desire for such basic accommodations.

Brunnhilde notices the creature two weeks from the day Thor gives him an old towel for the feline to sleep on. She loves Thor, loves her with each cell in her fatigued body, and that is why she does not mention anything until she notices the collar, the nameplate around the grey mass’s fluffy neck.

It’s red – not blood red – but red like cherry-flavored beverages, like the remnants of a red velvet cupcake on a paper plate. Red of a shift worn down from time and love. Red, the cheeks of a twelve-year-old with a crush. Brun walks to the cat with narrowed eyes and a container full of ground fish.

The cat, one very happy to accept such a prized snack, does not mind when Brun moves to check the small letters indented into the shiny silver.

Lands-maðr

New Asgard

If found, please leave me alone

Brun snorts, and does as the nameplate tells her to.

She brings it up that night as she cooks, slicing meats and vegetables into a crockpot so it can become a meal as she and Thor sleep. It’s a mess, the counters and kitchen, but she likes it. It’s a sign of something warmer than the chill running through her veins. Thor’s there, leaning against the counter, stealing bits of vegetables and suggesting spice combinations as if he knows what he’s talking about. Brun doesn’t snap at him, though, just rolls her eyes and directs the conversation towards something else.

It’s when Thor mentions coriander that she mentions the new addition to their property. Thor, unlike before, says very little. He simply shrugs, and bites into a bit of celery.

“Showed up one day,” he says.

Brun nods. “I knew that part.”

Thor shrugs again. Not much else to tell.

Brun doesn’t push him, just sets the timer and ushers him into their massive, messy bed. He snores as loud as usual, but in the early morning when she goes to shower the dried sweat from her nightmares she doesn’t find him dead asleep. Rather, he’s tapping away at a laptop that’d nearly been busted in a fit of anger a few weeks prior. When he abandons it for his own shower, Brun can’t help but peak at the cracked screen.

It’s some pet website. Specifically, something called a cat tree. Brun scoffs and rolls her eyes. Nonetheless, she finds it a little heartwarming that Thor has something to focus on besides how his literal and figurative world was blown to bits and how it may have been but also wasn’t his fault and –

Exactly twenty-three days later, she finds a weather-proof cat tree four feet to the left of the large stack of crates. The mid-afternoon sun is bright and warm, something Lands-maðr is well aware of as he lays on the highest platform in a sun beam. Brun, a woman who has worked tirelessly for everything she has, glares at the creature. Not in anger or jealousy, per se, but marvel.

Just shows up in Thor Odinson’s yard and suddenly gets to live like a king who hasn’t been displaced. Still, she can’t remain too mad when she finally runs her fingers through that beautiful, thick fur – all that warmer as it heats in the sun.

The first time Lands-maðr wades his way inside, he jumps in through a window as Brun and Thor clean the house. It’s the last warm (well, their definition of warm) day of the year, and they celebrate by opening up the house to let the fresh air in while they scrub and wipe and sweet, slow songs play in the background. Thor treats the feline’s presence as something normal, welcomes the animal as it follows him around and brrrooowwws every once and awhile to force Thor’s hand to give him the attention he so deservedly wishes for. Sometimes Lands-maðr receives pieces of chicken and fish and bread for his troubles, something Brun may or may not contribute to.

For the first few hours she considers saying something, considers telling Thor to stick the cat back outside or question him about this grey mass that has decided all on his lonesome he now lived in their home with these two humans who have so humbly devoted themselves to his servitude. But, after Lands-maðr finds himself a bed in the form of a pile of fresh-out-of-the-dryer laundry and swishes that tail around as he stares at Brun while she so indignantly pulls more and more of his throne from him so she can put them away, Lands-maðr looks at her with this large, green eyes with large, round pupils and she cracks. Her heart cracks. And she decides this creature has staked enough of himself in the wood walls of their home there’s no way she can kick him out.

“Fine,” she mumbles to herself. The next few words she mumbles to the cat (a fact she’s just a little bit ashamed of). “But only because you make him happy.”

Lands-maðr does nothing in response.

That night forward, Lands-maðr spends each night on Thor’s massive chest, warming the man’s face and purring louder than anything Brunnhilde’s ever heard in her entire goddamn life. Lands-maðr’s good about sharing Thor, let’s Brun curl up into her lover’s side and rest her head on the small bit shoulder not covered in fluff. Lands-maðr also takes care not to smother Brun in her sleep, something she greatly appreciates.

Maybe she now has to share the love of her life with some other creature, but when she wakes up each morning and doesn’t feel Thor tenser than the day previous – instead feeling him calm and sated as this cat warms his skin – Brun thinks giving up real estate when she cuddles Thor is worth it.

One night, Brunnhilde has to leave. Some diplomatic thing, Thor calls it. A way for New Asgard to get access to a larger variety of produce from a neighboring place that’s been growing beautiful fruit in these large greenhouses and New Asgard has been struggling to-

Either way, Thor is left by his lonesome for a little over seventy-two hours. This, before all of it, wouldn’t be a problem. He’s a grown man, he’s a grown man who can handle himself and can remember to feed himself and remember to bathe himself.

He is also a grown man who uses the woman he loves to keep the voices in his head that tell him to curl up in a ball and never leave the house. The ones that tell him to eat nothing all day because he forgets he’s a living thing that needs to eat, the one that makes him watch seven seasons worth of trashy television in less than a week.

He’s fine for the first day or so, but as the sun sets on night two (2) alone, every bit of medical grade steel he’s used to keep the rest of the world out disintegrates in his hands like…like…

Thor cries, cement in his ribs making it hard to breathe and heart desperately beating to keep his hands from becoming too cold. Tears, thick fat ones that rest in his beard, roll down his face like waves onto a shored ship. He makes no move to wipe them from his face.

“Am I some sort of infection?” His voice is low as the cat accepts his pitiful attempt at pets. “My skin – it remembers. It knows each piece of ruin New Asgard has built itself out of, built itself without me.” Thor sniffles again, rubbing at his face with the hoodie he’s worn every day for the past two weeks. “How am I ever to apologize to my people sufficiently? To myself?” he sniffs. “How am I to apologize to you, for bringing all these foreign people to a place such rightfully yours?”

Lands-maðr, still purring louder than two ships hitting each other during a lightning storm, simply rubs the flat of his head against Thor’s chin.

Apology accepted.  

#thorkyrie #thor & cats babey!! #das what it's all about!! #lukis writes stuff #thor odinson x valkyrie #thor odinson x brunnhilde

[emerald-chaos]

Cats you mutuals as marvel men

Ooo I like this one!!

@buckybarneschokeme is forever Thor to me 💕

@suchababie gives me Peter Parker vibes bc babey

@hey-its-grey I think would be Dr. Strange

@bitchassbucky is Scott Lang bc CHAOTIC

@clints-lucky-arrow will always have the role of Zemo covered

@vanillanaps gives me Bruce Banner vibes because smart and soft spoken

@borikenlove is Tony through and through

@wastingmylifeonbritishtv I still see as Bucky!!!

@babycap is Steve Rogers for many a reason, but mostly because I can’t think of Dev without thinking of Steve 😂

@buckyshairography I’m gonna cast as Sam Wilson because very similar energy enfivjsksk

@bucky-soldat as war machine hehehe

@lokithealligator as Loki bc duh

@ritesofreverie makes me think king t’challa 👑

@metalbuckaroo killmonger vibes for sure

@certainaesthetic as m’baku bc she can blow m’back out if she wants to

@crownstealer is Ned because she is hilarious and a bestie

@xxshelbsxx gets the role of Alexei because I feel like she has chaotic dad energy 😂

@buckys-blue-eyes as Thanos

And that’s as much brain power as I have right now, not every moot is included!

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[goodomens-goodomenseverywhere]

BIG FUCKIN LOKI EP 5 THOUGHTS (spoilers ahead…obviously)

-big smoke babey???

-Sylvie's curly hair 🥺🥺🥺

-judge renslayer I don’t fuckin trust you one goddamn bit

-WHY WOULD SHE FICKING TRUST YOU FUCK YOU

-alligator Loki is everything to me

-"All I know is I got pruned and I woke up here, and now I’m surrounded by variants of myself, plus an alligator, which I’m heartbroken to report I didn’t even find all that strange” I LOVE YOUFJENDK

- I am in love with alligator loki

-buff Loki sarcastic ALSO HOLY SHIT???? KID LOKI FUCKIN KILLED THOR?? KESUS FUCKING CHRIST

-TINY THORNSCJSKDJ

-”why do you want to return to the TVA”

“Did you leave your glorious purpose there?” JFKSKFKD GOT EM

-tHEY JUST CONVENIENTLY HAVE A VOID SOACECRAFT LYING AROUND OKAY BITCH GOOD FUCKIN TIMING RAVONNA

-fuckin called it bitch

-"do you have any good memories?” Fuck you ravonna

-HOLY SHIT SHE PRUNED HERSELF

-marvel if you pull this selfcest bs when Loki and Sylvia reunite I’ll go rabid

-HAPPY GIGGLE ALLOGATOR LOKI IN POOL

-AALOGATOR LOKI ATE THE BEIGHBORS CATDKSJCKSJ

-classic Loki is the only smart bitch

-so….Loki’s timeline continues? HE SIRVIVES AFTER INFINITY WAR???

-Loki:*rousing speech*

The other Lokis: no ❤️

-okay so what’s the beef between these Loki groups

-THAT WAS FUCKIN COOL WHATD SHE DO

-is it mobius

-pls tell me it’s mobius

-ITS MOVIUS ITS MOBIUS ITS MOBIUS IM GONNA CRY ITS MY BOY

-I’m crying real tears i haven’t felt this much serotonin since I watched Save The Cat from shera s5 I had to stand up and walk around my house but I can’t DO THAT BECAUSE ITS 3 am

-I walked around my room I had to pause for a bit

-moving on

-“you should be careful just jumping into a strangers car like that” I LOVE YOU YOU FUCKIN BASTARD

-“watch out!”

“I see it I see it”

“Really because you’re driving RIGHT towards it”

“God you really are one of you”

-THE MONIUS/SYLVIE INTERACTION IVE BEEN CRAVING

-loki veing super fucking done with his own variants is SO FUNNY

-TBEY JUST KEEP BACKSTABBING WACH TOHERRKDIFJSJ

-"WHY RHE HELL IS THERE AN ALLIGATOR IN HERE"

"HES A LOKI"

-HE BIT OFD HIS FUCKING HANDKFODKCKS

-KID LOKI HOLDING ALLIGATOR LOKI LIKE A BABYYYYY

-our Loki trying ro sneak out of the Loki brawl

-"and whenever one of us dares to fix ourselves they send us here to die" cries?? Ur so little

-sylvie I love u but girl

-"cmon Mobius let's just drive into the thing that EATS MATTER"

-"just bc its not complicated dossnt mwan it's bad"

"doesn't mean it's good"

-THE ALLIHATIE IS PRAYINGDJCKSJD

-did the tva ORUNE THE SHIO???

-better yet did they ARRESTTHE SHIP??

-many questions

-REUNION EEUNION LOKIUS REUNION

-IM GONNA CRY

-I LOVW RHEM

-CRIWS

-"US AS AN ALLIGATOE"

-ALL QUESTIONING THEIR PLANSJCISJFKS

-sylvje being like "oh my God THAY was your plan"

-mobius I love you

-I wanted a better ruinion marvel I better get SOMETHINF

-UR TELLING ME LOKI ALMOST CRIED WHEN MOBIUS WAS ORUNED AND HE JUST GIVES HIM A HALF ASSED 'MOBIUS!' WHEN HE SEES HIM AGAIN??? OKAY

-ravonna what r u up to

-B-15 NOOO

-I want more b-15 content

-also she's hot

-ur telling me Mobius read about literally everything Loki related and doesn't remember the ALIGATOR???

-I am loving the Lokis and Mobius interactions

-questioning alligator Loki on whether or not he's Loki

-"HE CARWS ABOUT YOU" LOKIUS??

-pls dont

-pls dont share the blanket

-okay cool no selfcest

-pls

-this is awkwaed

-FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS

-God pls just admit you're friends

-theyre sharing the blanket OK fine

-judging his blanket conjuring skills I see

-i am actually appreciating the friendly nudges I do want them to be close

-nebermind I take it back

-THE DAEK ASTERRRRR

-HEY BITCH

-sylvie I believe in you

-loki you stupid bitch

-WE'RE SPLIRTING UP LOKI AND MOBIUS AGAIN?? HOMOPHOBES

-im mad

-I better see more of them I STG ILL GO FERAL

-HUG HUG HUG

-THEY HUGGED I'M GONNA CRY BUT STILL

-HE CALLED MOBIUS 'MY FRIEND' GOODBYE

-I LOVE THEM

-sob

-stilk mad abour them splitting up

-alioth is baby right? Can we all agree?

-loki if u sacrficie yourself

-bitch

-OMG AZIRAPHALE MOMENT

-FLAMINH SWORD???

-hot

-SO FUCKING TRUE CLASSIC LOKI LOVE U BITCH

-HW JUST CREATED AN ENTIRE ASGADD ILLUSION

-LOKI I BELIEVE IN U

-NOOOO DONR EAT CLASSIC LOKI

-OH HES HELPING??

-ope

-nvm

-GOT EM

-FUCK YEAAHHHHY

-K so what's all this then

#loki spoilers #loki tv #loki episode 5 #loki episode 5 spoilers #MOBIUS #sylvie

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• fic/masterlist | author name | last chapter read | type of au | *** (means smut) If you see *** it means there is 18+ content in that fic. please respect the authors wishes and be over 18 to view it. Also a strikethrough means the story has non or dubious consent and read at your own discretion. lastly if you find any mistakes please put it in the notes or message me or put it in my inbox. i read a lot so there were a bunch of links and things get mixed lol :)

Steve Rogers  + Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes

Bucky Barnes + Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes  + Thor Odinson & Bucky Barnes

Tony Stark 

Billion Dollar Man Masterlist | @angelicthor​ | 2/15? |***

Thor Odinson

Bus Stop | @starkonic | college au

Yale | @starkonic​

Drabble: Thor with his Newborn Baby | @avengerscompound​

Headcanon: Being Loki’s and Thor’s Little Sister Who has Healing and Plant Powers | @headcanoning247​

I Love You | @straightouttaneptune​ | endgame!thor

Not So Bad | @thebookwormslytherin​ | endgame!thor

Soft to be Strong | @padmeamiala​ | endgame!thor

Thor and Bucky

Headcanon: Having a Poly Relationship with Thor and Bucky Would Include | @avengerscompound​

Taking Chances Series Masterlist | @bionic-buckyb​ | 5/5? | roommate au

Loki Odinson

Pure Sin | @carefreebarnes | i/ii?

time limits us | @oofjustanothermcufan

Polaris (other links here) | @lokimostly​ | ch. 7/14? | pirate au

The Hand That Feeds | @darkficsyouneveraskedfor | dark!loki | ***

Imagine: Loki Diguises Himself to find True Love | @imagine-loki​

Himmeløyne | @scribeofmorpheus​ | ch. 6/7? | ***

At Arms Length | @myattemptatfanfic​ | 

Dirty Secrets Masterlist | @myattemptatfanfic​ | 12/12?

Imagine: Being from Asgard but hiding on Earth and becoming an Avenger when your family wants to marry you of instead... | @myriadimagines​

Thor Odinson & Loki Odinson

Drabble: Loki’s Good Girl | @sherrybaby14​ | ***

Headcanons: Dick Speculation for Thor and Loki | @emilyevanston​ | ***

Hellboy

Headcanon: Most attractive trait | @clownistyping 

Anung Un Rama NS*W Headcanons | @turnmeonbigreddevilman | ***

Headcanon: Hellboy Body Massage Headcanons | @mermaidmundane

Friday Nights with Hellboy | @marveltoon 

Drabble: Hellboy x angel!reader | @clownistyping

Roughness | @hagelpaimon | ***

Drabble: Mermaid!reader, 2 | @clownistyping

Headcanons: Hellboy crushing on someone who is already dating someone else | @whiskehorange 

Headcanon: Hellboy Marking You with His Teeth | @howlingwolfqueen | ***

Headcanon: With a s/o Who is a Werewolf | @whiskehorange | 

Headcanon: Hellboy with a s/o Who Has an Infant Daughter | @onefunnyshadow

Headcanon: Hellboy Bonding with His Baby | @hellboyxreader 

Highball, Highstakes | @fvckyeahfanfics 

Headcanon: Hellboy and Breeding Kink | @whiskehorange | ***

Thanks, Red... | @ohhey-mishamigosx 

Hellboy Drunk Headcanons | @mermaidmundane

Imagine Dating Hellboy and Revealing That You Are the Next Enchantress | @thedailyimagines

Headcanons: Going on a Date with Hellboy | @xlmonster-mashlx

Domestic Hellboy Headcanon | @xlmonster-mashlx | 

Headcanons: Super Affectionate/ Bodyworhsipping s/o | @xlmonster-mashlx

Keep Me Warm | @ohhey-mishamigosx

Headcanon: HB React to a Mutant Dark Phoenix s/o, with Difficulties Dealing with Them | @clownistyping 

Anung un Rama N*FW Headcanons | @turnmeonbigreddevilman | ***

Headcanons: Hellboy Having a Wet Dream | @turnmeonbigreddevilman | ***

Hellboy Kink List NSFW 10 Count | @babesaipen | ***

Nuada

Headcanon: Sleep | @newmooneyfanfiction 

Drabble: Soulmate Who is Red’s Adopted Sister | @thecodenamesred

Nuada x Jealous Queen | @mermaidmundane

Nuada Falling in Love with a Princess | @onefunnyshadow​

Peter Parker

Daises | @starktonyx | soulmate AU 

Late Night Save | @starkonic​

Time | @starkonic​

Eddie Brock/Venom

Hurt | @inkteller-17 

Headcanon: Dating Eddie Brock Would Include... | @obscure-imagines​

The Monster | @sexy-monster-fucker​​ | 1/?

Oh My God They Were Roommates | @dumbbitchenergytm​ | soulmate au

Headcanon: Dating Eddie Brock Would Include | @pinesol-babey​

Headcanon: Imagine Being Eddie’s Journalism Partner | @marvelshitposting​

Headcanon: NSFW | @thorsthot​ | ***

The Girl of My Dreams Masterlist | @bad--bad--man​ | 6/6 | ***

My Neighbor is a Monster | @bad--bad--man​ | 4/5 | ***

Headcanon: There’s Another | @sexy-monster-fucker​ | ***

Concept: You riding Eddie... | @sexy-monster-fucker​ | ***

Knight in Black Armor | @sexy-monster-fucker​ | ***

Imagine Eddie Brock Obsessing Over You, 2 | @sinningingeneral 

Chocolate & Pleasure | @skatedate67791​ | ***

Imagine running into Venom in a Dark Alley..., 2 | @a-blushing-mess | ***

President of the Villain Committee | @littlemessyjessi​

Off Limits, 2 | @bwvyne​ 

A Little Taste | @advesperascits​ | ***

Detour | @its-negans-lucille​

Tom Hiddleston 

Spring | @the-minus-four | ***

Wade Wilson 

Crosswalk | @starkonic 

Natasha Romanoff

Drabble: Natasha Catching the Reader Masturbating Smut | @propertyofpoeandbucky​ | ***

Carol Danvers

Headcanon: Having a Baby with Carol Danvers | @avengerscompound​

Scott Lang​

Headcanon: Having a Baby with Scott Lang | @avengerscompound​ 

Peter Parker 

Rooftops | @bucky-at-bedtime​ 

Tom Holland 

Shell | @a-blog-of-fandoms-and-writing​

Pietro Maximoff 

Headcanon: Marrying Pietro Maximoff Would Include: | @emilyevanston​

Logan Hewlett (Wolverine)

Headcanon: Dick Speculation | @emilyevanston​ | ***

Remy LeBeau (Gambit)

Headcanon: Dick Speculation | @emilyevanston​ | ***

Headcanon: Dating Gambit | @emilyevanston​ 

Kurt Wagner 

Imagine: Falling in Love with Nightcrawler | @silentwaters4​

Multiple Characters

Headcanons: Secret admirer letters | @onefunnyshadow

Headcanons: Hellboy, Nuada, Abe with a Harpy!reader | @onefunnyshadow

Headcanons: Hellboy and Nuada with a Demigod!reader | @onefunnyshadow 

Headcanons: Hellboy, Abe and Nuada with an s/o Who is Sick but Refuses to Rest | @long-cosmos-overhead 

Headcanons: Liz, HB, Abe and Nuada with an s/o that Sacrifices Themselves for Them | @onefunnyshadow

Headcanons: Nuada, Jason, Tiffany, and HB with a Very Shy and Submissive Reader | @onefunnyshadow

Headcanons: Michael Myers. Hellboy, Abe and Nuada with a Blind s/o | @whiskehorange

Headcanons: Nuada and Hellboy s/o with a Cat Familiar | @onefunnyshadow

Headcanons: HB, Thranduil, Venom and Nuada with an s/o that Freaks Out and has a Panic Attack During Sexy Time and uses the Safe Word | @onefunnyshadow | ***

Headcanons: Nuada, Abe And Hellboy Accidentally Hurting Their S/o | @long-cosmos-overhead

Avengers Preferences- When They’re Jealous | @celebrites-imagines |

Avengers and the Birth of their Child | @avengerscompound​

Nuada, Abe and Hellboy Accidentally Hurting Their s/o | @long-cosmos-overhead​

Avengers Headcanons/Imagines: Weaponry | 

Character x Character

Don’t Go Alone | @starkonic​

#tony stark x reader #thor odinson x reader #loki x reader #hellboy x reader #nuada x reader #peter parker x reader #eddie brock x reader #venom x reader #tom hiddleston x reader #wade wilson x reader #natasha romanoff x reader #carol danvers x reader #scott lang x reader #pietro maximoff x reader #logan hewlett x reader #wolverine x reader #remy lebeau x reader #gambit x reader #kurt wagner x reader

[lovelyirony]

The trophy husband tony headcanons are so cute I love it! If you have any more that’d be awesome

he buys hanging flower baskets and gardenias and drags rhodey with him because “what if they don’t make a nice juxtaposition against the lawn furniture! jim dear!” 

he calls rhodey “jim dear” when no one can hear them (read as: when he THINKS no one can hear him) and it’s so cute thor cries every single time he hears it 

rhodey hates going shopping and he’s the one who joins the various husbands and wives and significant others that sit on the bench and sigh as their significant other finds yet ANOTHER thing to try on/consider/etc. 

tony loves candles. he hoards them. don’t let him get bath and body works coupons. he’s like a madman 

tony stays up late with the kids and rhodey, teaching them all about math and the secrets of the universe 

sometimes rhodey is so used to having tony home that he forgets iron man exists 

tony always looks the best out of the trophy husbands/trophy wives because that’s what happens when you marry designer babey! just that! 

cat eye sunglasses? the envy of the home owners assocation. caryn WISHES she could look that good 

garden parties? legendary. pepper cries when he plans them because they’re always so good 

he always makes his kids tea when they’re sick and frets about them and is annoying but love!!! 

SUN HAT SUN HAT SUN HAT–FRECKLES ON THE NOSE! 

he cries over pictures of manatees when he can’t sleep and rhodey live-tweets the whole thing 

#lovelyirony writes #trophy husband tony #!! love it! #ironhusbands

[robertdowney-jr]

Rules: Answer twenty questions and then tag twenty some people who you want to get to know better!

Tagged by @lando-cal-rice-ian (Raisa!! Thanks for tagging me, queen!!!)

Name: Sravya

Nickname: I’m sorry, I can’t tell you guys that

Zodiac: Leo

Languages: English, Hindi, Telugu, just enough Marathi to have a simple conversation (I can understand it clearly but I can’t speak as fluently), and a weeeee bit of German

Favourite season: WINTER BABEY!

Favourite flower: Don’t have one

Favourite animal: Don’t have one

Favourite fictional character: Cannot choose between Thor and Tony so I’ll choose Baby Yoda

Coffee, tea, hot chocolate: TEA SIS! (Don’t get me wrong I like coffee but TEA>>>>)

Average hours of sleep: Sometimes it’s 4 hours, sometimes it’s 12-13. Sleep schedule? I don’t know her.

Dogs or cats: Dogs

Blankets: YES PLEASE

Dream trip: I don’t know. I never really thought about it lmao. 

Blog established: 2012 or 2013 because I met Sakshi in 2012 and she introduced me to Tumblr by calling it a “hellsite” and I just went “How do I sign up?”

Followers: I think enough given how active I am. 

Random fact about me: I have a hedgehog plushie and I call him Martin

Tagging anyone who wants to do it!!

#sorry for doing it so late #i've been working on my thesis #thinks for thanking of me! #tag games

[tiffanyvalentine]

I was tagged by @dykeangel ily 🥺💘

Name: Louise

Nickname: Lou

Zodiac: Leo 🦁

Height: 5’2 🥺

Language: English and I’ve been learning French for 7 years but I’m still bad at it rip

Nationality: English and Irish ☘️

Favourite season: ...spring

Favourite flower: orchid or lily

Favourite scent: citrus, cherry, coconut, and mango

Favourite colour: pink!!!!!!!!

Favourite animal: cats and rabbits (especially my baby boy 🐰)

Favourite fictional character: oh boy uhhhh Aziraphale, Crowley, Loki, Thor, Marty McFly, Winnie the Pooh, Richie Tozier, Stan Uris, Steve Harrington, Isabelle from AC

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: hot chocolate babey

Average hours of sleep: 7

Dogs or cats: both

Number of blankets: 3

Dream trip: New Zealand / Fiji / Norway / Egypt / Italy

Blog established: uhhh 5 years I think? 6 this year?

Follower count: over 1k

Random fact: I’m grade 6 piano 🎹

i tag: @e-dykes, @horrorlesbians, @gayajcrowley, @lovghoul, @m0nstergf, and @doctorwhos love y’all 💖💝💘

[missorgana]

i was tagged to do this lil thing by @softbensolo thank you love! 💕

rules: answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers you want to get to know better!

name: lennon

nicknames: babe/baby, rat (jagsjssj)

zodiac sign: sagittarius

height: 180 cm

languages: danish and english, had french in school for 5 year and i know nothing lmao

nationality: danish and bulgarian

favorite season: autumn

favorite flower: sunflower or orchid

favorite scent: chocolate... strawberry...

favorite animal: cats, hedgehogs, whales

favorite fictional character: way too many merlin, harley quinn, deadpool, spider-man, thor, rosa diaz, raymond holt, jake peralta, leia organa, luke skywalker, finn, obi-wan kenobi, lando calrissian, magnus bane, richie tozier, jim hopper, scott mccall, amy dunne...

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: hot chocolate! tea when i have a cold tho

average sleep hours: everything between 3-8 hours lmaooo

dog or cat person: cat person babey

number of blankets you sleep with: 1

dream trip: athens, tokyo, budapest

blog established: who knows honestly

followers: more than i should be having realistically ajgsjss

random fact: i have many ideas of screenplays i want to write and hopefully one day direct, the strongest one in my mind being a horror musical. specifically centering on a witch coven. i see winona ryder clearly in my vision as the lead but that’s very unrealistic ajsgjshs

i’m tagging @hazelslevesques @pclyxena @witchscraft @hhelnik @bwidow and anyone who wants to!!

#tag game #tag games #rambling #positivity #misc #things i'm in #shut up lennon

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Tag game

I was tagged by @autistic-thor !

Nickname: Neil! A couple people call me Cor or my Furry Name™, CJ.

Gender: Something something nonbinary dude.

Astrological sign: Taurus. I'm stubborn, I'm practical, I like Dirt and Food.

Height: 5'6". 5'7"-ish in my boots. ;)

Sexuality: Bi + ace.

Hogwarts house: Errr. The first time I took The Official Test I got Slytherin, but nowadays I waffle between "anything But Slytherin." Got Gryffindor the second time around, so do with that what you will.

Favorite animals: Rats are my #1, but I'm a big fan of Every critter. I really like birds, especially corvids and parrots. If an insect Looks Mildly Interesting, it becomes my new favorite animal for the next five minutes. I love dogs and cats fairly equally! Dromaeosaurs are sick, hence my main URL.

Where I’m from: Southeastern USA Babey...

Dream trip: Geez, I can't decide, I just wanna drop out of school and backpack/roadtrip/hitchhike around the world and stay in hostels and shit. I'm That hippie. See Sights Eat Food Get Dirty. (Though more realistically, anywhere I get to hike/climb around in mountains and see cool rock formations and animals and take epic pictures, and then come back down and enjoy a flavorful meal and a good shower... That's a dream trip.)

When I made this account: June or July 2018, can't remember or be bothered to check shfjsjfjf.

Why I made this account: Had an Extreme Bruce Hyperfocus last year and didn't want to keep spamming my main blog's followers. It Persisted. I'm glad I made it.

Followers: Something between 1300 and 1400, last time I checked.

I'll tag @mistyflame1 , @hulksmashin-bannerpackin , @hulkdabs , @flightsofwonder , and anyone else who wants to do this because my brain's too shot to remember ya'll's URLs.

#personal #my stuff #tag game #GUESS WHO RAMBLED

[backseatloversz]

fear is stored in my indoor kitties beefing w/ the neighborhood cats. like what if they find a way to break through the window

#thor is tiny but mighty #she is a BABEY not even three .... would absolutely try to take my neighbors old calico i think hates me #i dont think loki wants to fight the cats he sees outside i think hes just jealous of them #cowboy posts

[bluupxels]

get to know me better tag game

i was tagged by @niympha​, thank you queen!

rules: always post the rules. tag 11 new people you’d like to know better

tagging: i cant think of anyone so heres a copout, i tag whoever wants to do it lmao

questions below the cut.~

1. dogs or cats? ....cant make me choose... rats

2. youtube celebrities or normal celebrities? i love that this is separated as if youtube celebrities dont make just as much as normal celebrities

3. if you could live anywhere where would that be? New Zealand... i went on a travel course sophomore year of college and now its my personality trait

4. disney or dreamworks? i feel bad saying disney bc dreamworks has a lot of good movies but .... disney

5. favourite childhood tv show? the most extreme.. im not even kidding

6. the movie you’re looking forward to most in 2020? i had to look it up but rn Birds of Prey UGH the flavor

7. favourite book you read in 2019? i havent read a book in like 4 years lmao

8. marvel or dc? a few years ago i wouldve said marvel in a heartbeat but dc has been doing so much better tbh

9. if you chose marvel - favourite member of the x-men? if you chose DC - favourite justice league member? wonder woman babey

10. night or day? night!!!!

11. favourite pokémon? luxray !! it was the first pokemon i caught and raised to final evolution in the first game i played.

12. top 5 bands: paramore uh... i dont really listen to a lot of bands anymore

13. top 10 books: umm, harry potter is a copout, anything by stephen king tbh, idk

14. top 4 movies: FUCK.. Moana, The Aristocats, Thor: Ragnarok, twilight 

15. america or europe? europe lol

16. tumblr or twitter? twitter babey courtYEETisback

17. pro-choice or pro-life? pro-choice

18. favourite youtuber: i have so many omg, 

19. favourite author? stephen king i guess?

20. tea or coffee? all i drink is iced tea

21. otp? faberry 

22. do you play an instrument/sing? i played the drums for a month in middle school

#tag game #nonsims #saviorhide #text post

[fredheads]

riverparents as mcu characters plz?

fine, i’ll climb aboard the crazy train but i had BETTER not get hate for this. or worse have this post get ignored or end up with two notes cuz i always put the work in for riverparents asks and then that happens. 

fred - carol danvers. he has a big fat heart and a 90s soul. i also considered nakia. i GUESS he could be captain america but i dont LIKE captain america so we’re gonna go with my thing. fred also has no ass. 

gladys - black widow / valkyrie. idk black widow was giving me strong gladys feelings in this last one. i didn’t watch gladys’ fight scene but i have a feeling she fights not unlike her. valkyrie because of obvious reasons. 

fp - rocket raccoon thor. dumb jock. drinks beer. fat.* i will also consider clint even though fp could never be that successful at killing people. but falling off the wagon after [REDACTED EVEN THOUGH ITS THE FIRST SCENE OF THE MOVIE]��� thats fp babey! and clint and nat as fp and gladys… nice. 

* i fucking love thor he’s my favourite character after carol im only reducing him to certain key traits to make fun of fp i know very well that he’s the best character in the mcu above and beyond being a dumb jock and i love him 3000. 

mary - gamora / nakia. sierra could also be gamora shes just so freakin cool she gave me mary “take no shit” andrews vibes. ALSO THIS IS A PETER QUILL HATE ZONE HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 

sierra - monica rambeau / okoye. i guess she could be also be maria but marias not the one with superpowers. okoye because sierra can and will kill legions of men. as will hermione but hermione’s not loyal enough to anything the way sierra is. 

penelope - nebula / hela. aesthetically hela but nebula cuz of the whole “brainwashed by your adopted parents” thing. 

hermione - peggy carter. im not sure about this one but i feel like hermione would appreciate it. possibly hope but i haven’t seen ant man i just think evangeline lilly is pretty. 

hiram - robert redford. ok fine, tony stark for the money thing. though hiram being scott lang and working at baskin robbins tickles me pink. 

hal - mj as played my kirsten dunst in sam raimis spiderman i absolutely do not accept constructive criticism at this time. or i guess he could be pepper if hiram was tony. 

tom - rhodey?? possibly nick fury. also possibly the hulk on account of being so dummy thicc. there are a lot of options here. i feel like i’m missing an obvious one someone please let me know. 

alice - j. jonah jameson. 

caramel the cat - goose the cat

no one is good enough to be sam wilson. 

#riverparent reference guide #Anonymous

[eyehairs-blog]

TAG GAME/GET TO KNOW ME

tagged by:  @myinkiscaffeinated

Rules: Answer 21 questions and then tag 21 people who you want to get to know better.

Nickname: Mim or Miss Mary

Sign:  Capricorn

Height:  5’5”

Last movie I saw:  Thor: Ragnarok (bc of course, babey!!)

Last thing I googled: oh lord it was my tarot reading for the day dON’T @ ME I KNOW I KNOW

Favorite musician: Joseph (the band)

Song stuck in my head:  Dog Days Are Over by Florence + the Machine

Other blogs:  a Christian witch blog at @cottages-and-rosaries

Do I get asks:  No. But like... gimme? You could keysmash in my ask box and I’d die of happiness.

Blogs Following:  I follow them all. All the Twilight and witch blogs, except for the nazis and the racists and the terfs and the misogynists and and and...

Amount of sleep:  5-7 hrs a night? I get up early

Lucky number: 9

What I’m wearing: Floral leggings and a baggy bat-wing shirt

Dream job: A writer with endless inspiration and means to write

Dream trip: IRELAND. IT WILL ALWAYS BE IRELAND.

Favorite food:  Taco Bell

Play any instruments: Bagpipes and my voice. Both caterwaul like cats.

Languages:  English and enough French to be annoying and enough German to curse.

Random fact:  I dream a lot about flying, but I can only ever hover about twenty feet off the ground

Describe yourself as aesthetic things: An empty journal. The smell of new leather shoes. Cat toe beans (on your face first thing in the morning). Dog breath. Soft, comfortable bellies. That sharp pang in your gut when something you were hoping for falls through.

Tagging: AUGH um... (really, 21 people??)

@alicegotthestrap @bellasredchevy @rose-lily-hale @breakingisabella @angelawebber @twilightisgaynow @diaryofababywitch @queertwilight @orriculum @diaryofababywitch @heatherwitch @jaspell @the-golden-onion @a-mistake-tbh @twihardwithavengeance @jaspersyeehaw @jaspersleftnipple @taylorthotner @irrevoccbly @irrevocablyinlovewithrosalie @rosalies-hale

#tag game

[lovelyirony]

sharon and maria coffee shop au?

oh fuck yeah babey 

Sharon had a lady who would come in every single day with the same order, no matter what. Iced vanilla coffee. Even when it was fifteen degrees outside and Sharon hated her job, there was the lady named Maria who looked like she probably kicked bad guy ass for fun with her vanilla iced coffee and a pea coat/tank top/literally any other clothing option that made Sharon gayer in spirit. 

Maria hardly ever spoke to anyone but Sharon. She liked Bruce well enough, but she would tell Sharon about her job, her dog who she named Jellybean, and how iced coffee takes more effort. 

“You come into work with iced coffee, everyone knows you prioritize the drink over the people, and that really intimidates others,” she explains. “I also only give a shit about, like, two of my coworkers.” 

“Mood,” Sharon murmurs as she pumps in an extra shot of vanilla. “Here you go, Maria. Have a good time at work. Don’t die.” 

“More of a Tuesday affair,” Maria remarks as Sharon laughs. Bruce just rolls his eyes. 

“Could you be more obvious? Like oh, I don’t know, write your number on the side? Engrave it in an ice cube? Write it in the vanilla you give her?” 

“Oh what, like you’re any better?” Sharon snarks. “Oh, sorry Thor, there’s this ‘free coffee on the house for you, someone forgot to pick it up.’ We’re both dumb and gay, Bruce. To the extreme.” Bruce at least laughs. 

Maria comes in every single day. She’s off work most Saturdays, and sometimes if it’s slow, she’ll ask Sharon about her life. 

So Sharon tells her about her stupid neighbor named Steve, who Really Doesn’t Know How to Do Anything Quietly, and her aunt and everything else in between. She likes talking with Maria. 

“Well, I have a customer so I hate to cut this short,” Sharon says. 

“Not a problem,” Maria says. “But I’d like to hear more about that cat attack when you were in high school. Maybe we talk over a nice dinner?” Sharon grins widely. 

“Why, I would love that.” 

#harter #sharon carter #maria hill #anyway bruce and sharon are both Gay and Dumb #but sharon and maria are Bold and Risky #New Ladies Ladies #idk what i'm saying i'm so fucking tired #i wnat a mango #i hate mangoes what am i saying #they sound good tho #iced mango #that sounds like it's a personal versace thing #what does kenny chesney eat #sorry

[archiefuckingandrews]

I was tagged by @bythesulfur-andthesea thank you so much darling!!!  

last (1-5)

drink - cranberry apple juice

phone call - my friend. we told him to come outside bc we came to visit.

text msg - "k" to my mom

song you listened to - technically december by neck deep

time you cried - idk about hardcore crying but i'm p sure i cried a lil friday night bc friday was just. a mess.

ever..? (6-11)

dated someone twice - haven’t even dated someone once lmao (<keeping that answer bc ME)

ever kissed someone and regretted it - no

been cheated on - no

lost some1 special - yes

been depressed - eh

gotten drunk/thrown up - no

fav colors (12-14)

(I think we’re missing some questions here…) 

(we are… but my favorite color is green)

in the last yr have you.. (15-21)

made new friends/ mutuals - yes!!!

fallen out of love - no

laughed until you cried - oh yeah babey

found out some1 was talking about you - yep

met some1 who changed you - yes yes yes

kissed some1 on your FB friends’ list - no

general (22-51)

how many of your FB friends do you know irl - all of them, they're mostly all family

you have any pets - yes, a dog named thor and some cats that live around the neighborhood but i only claim one- natasha.

do you want to change your name - i mean idk i couldn't imagine myself as anything other than my name

what did you do for your prev. birthday - omg so my bday just passed and it was the best bday i have ever had if not the best night ever. my friends threw me a surprise party and the guy i like was there and we all just hung out and laughed so much and i was just so happy that night!!!

what time did you wake up today - idk like 10 something

what were you doing @ midnight last night - um on tumblr probably

what is something you can’t wait for - prom and college

what’re you listening to atm - ENTERTAINMENT WHICH IS THE NEW ALBUM BY WATERPARKS I AM IN LOVE Y'ALL GO LISTEN TO IT

have you ever talked to a person named Tom - i don't think so

something that’s getting on your nerves - my friend keeps getting mad at me and i am forced to apologize even though she never does 😴

most visited site - tumblr or snapchat

hair color - dirty blonde

long/ short hair - medium but i wanna cut it again bc this is a hassle

do you have a crush on some1 - oh boy do i

what do you like abt yourself - i genuinely care about what people say and i like my eyes haha

want any piercings - i mean not actively but i wouldn't be opposed if there was an offer

blood type - A positive

nicknames - kirt, leigh

relationship status - single

zodiac - aquarius

pronoun(s) - she/her

fav tv/ on-air shows - supernatural, riverdale, stranger things

tattoos? - no

rightie or leftie - rightie

ever had surgery - nope

piercings - i used to have my ears pierced but they closed a long time ago

sports - no

vacation - new york, france, or washington dc would be nice

trainers - i'm usually a converse person but i recently bought some all black sk8-hi vans that i love!!!

more general (52-58)

eating - nothing rn

drinking - nothing rn but it's about to be more cran juice

i’m about to watch - nothing

waiting for - jack to come back on spn

want - to not do this english assignment, a date to prom, tacos

get married - eventually

career - i wanna be an editor/publisher so hopefully that works out

which is better (59-65)

hugs/kisses - hugs

lips/eyes - lips

shorter/taller - taller

older/younger - younger

nice arms/ stomach - arms ugjshjsjs 👅

hookup/relationship - relationship

troublemaker/hesitant - in another person? hesitant i guess even though that's frustrating af

have you ever (66-75)

kissed a stranger - no

drank hard liquor - no

lost glasses - no

turned someone down - no

sex on 1st date - no

broken a heart - not that i'm aware of

had your heart broken - lil bit

been arrested - no

cried when some1 died - yes

fallen for a friend - yeah buddy

do you believe in.. (76-81)

yourself - yes

miracles - yes

love @ first sight - hmm not sure

santa clause - no

kiss on a 1st date - idk

angels - yes

other (82-85)

best friend’s name - brianna

eye color - blue

fav movie - cap 2

fav actor - sebastian stan

TAGGING : idk who to tag anymore skskks @brattycheryl @southsidepea @spagheds @veronicadvalle @tonixcheryl

#leigh talks #about me #tag games