#to be real he’s probably just getting drunk and doing drugs lol

[notveryshrugemoji]

It took until 7pm to remember it’s Dave’s birthday.

#happy birthday you fuuuucking loser #i miss making you laugh from your guts and I wish I could get stoned with you tonight #and I’m grateful for the lessons I’ve had from knowing you and allowing someone like you in #you’re the reason I’m getting better but for the wrong reasons you know? #i wish I could be this person with you but uh #you don’t fucking get to have her you piece of literal garbage #i hope you’re having a good day and you feel okay #because if your life is worse without me I don’t know why you’d leave #file this under: should have gone in the journal #to be real he’s probably just getting drunk and doing drugs lol #and that’s always fun with him unfortunately #i miss him a lot #like I loath him as a human but I miss the good parts #for better or worse he is a chapter in my life and I’m a better person despite the things he’s done #he can fucking choke tho lmao

[drunkenskunk]

Something funny I've noticed while playing in the Lancer game @xeansicemane is running is that I am the odd-man (woman?) out in our merry little band of misfits. I am the only one in the SRT without an interesting backstory and/or potentially mission threatening Dark Secret.

We have:

- Fern Tiramisu, the fancy rat who has a job on Hell's Gate in a record store that sells more drugs than records. Except this is merely their cover story, as they are really an operative working for the Union Intelligence Bureau, sent to Calliope on a Top Secret Spy Mission. They've also discovered that parts of their memory have been wiped - by them - and are now trying to recover those memories and figure out why they'd do that to themselves in the first place.

- Cassilda Halloway, the very large, very Stronk, practically indestructible crocodile lady who is a champion in Calliope's fighting scene. Her first, last, and favorite solution for any and all problems is "Imma punch it REAL hard." She's hiding out in the system specifically to get away from her family, a bunch of wealthy and influential fucks back in the Karrakin Trade Baronies. Complicating things is that her brother is also here, for reasons unrelated, and has fallen in with the Faith of the One Plumed in Golden Flame, the local Apocalypse Cult.

- Pearce Collartug, a hyena hacker enby who is practically a JoJo character. They pilot a giant snake-shaped Balor, spending most of every fight covering everything that gets close (and lots more besides) in corrosive nanite swarms. In the last session, we all found out that they also used to be a member of The Circuit, a renegade HORUS cell pirate ring run by Triple Point, a Legion Fork NHP (Fern: "It's a fucking WHAT?!") The Illegal Shape has currently escaped its box and is now doing lots of spooky horror movie shenanigans inside a big asteroid.

- Agarin Raankell, a genetically modified supersoldier dragon man hailing from Clan Thunder Skink, and if you think that sounds a little like the Clans from Battletech: you are absolutely correct. Apparently where he came from, someone generations ago found a Battletech source book about the Clans and went "Hey, y'know what would be awesome?" Probably the most stable and level-headed member of the entire SRT, which is hilarious if you know anything about the Clans, but it does make him the de-facto squad leader in most situations involving direct combat. Also, he's psychically bonded with all of us. Because of Reasons.

And then you have my character.

- Scarlet. She's an alcoholic fuck-up.

Personally, I'm fine with it. My design doc for her boiled down to "What if me, but Girl, and also mech pilot?" She's a grunt. A humble footsoldier. Currently License Level 2, and still piloting her Everest. If this were Battletech, she'd probably drive a Hunchback. She's here to fight and get drunk, because she's no good at anything else.

I just think its hysterical that I'm the only one here not doing A Bit.

... come to think of it, I'm also the only one who hasn't been gene modded to be a Funny Animal Person lol

#lancer #lancer rpg #in golden flame #vex wasn't lying that one sure is plumed in golden flame

[choking-on-ice]

South Park College Headcanons

I lost power for most to the day today, so I sat at a coffee shop and just killed time writing down headcanons for every SP character I could think of.

there's alot of them, but hopefully somebody out there finds these fun

Butters

Gender fluid / non-conforming

Saved up enough to move into dorms away from their parents

Autistic and very gullible still

has learned to stand up for themself and their friends better

Got fed up in senior year and spiked Cartman's drink w/ laxatives and locked him outside at a house party

Ppl secretly fear them a lil after that

Kept their baby face and a bit of chub

Still plays for Stan's death metal band

has a strange relationship w/ Kyle (who's grappling w/ some denied queerness)

still an absolute sweetheart

drinks at parties and smokes w/ friends, even tho everyone assumes they dont

their parents still totally suck

Kenny

revolving door of jobs cuz he gets bored easily, but is always selling weed on the side

Ran into more drug problems through highschool after his troubles cheesing

Went to rehab with Tweek and Stan, got clean, and is closer to them than ever before now

Butters stood by him at the peak of his addiction and now he would (and probably has) jump in front of a bullet for him

Joined the robotics club in HS

Pursuing an engineering degree w/ an academic scholarship

Still works as Mysterion, just w/out the undies over his pants

thinks it's funny to cockblock his friends

is kind of a player, but not a dick abt it

flirts alot, thinks it's fun to flirt w/ Tweek and Butters bc they never grew immune to his BS like the others

the idea of one of them reciprocating any flirting is terrifying to him tho

cuz he has a massive inferiority complex and lives in denial that he has real romantic feelings for anyone

ultimate rizz

Stan

Still fronts his death metal band

hopeless romentic

Bonded w/ Tweek over their crappy home lives when Tweek starts delivering to Tegridy Farm

Grew closer w/ Kenny when he found out he was in the same rehab program as him and Tweek

stronk farmboy, also p tanned which juxtaposes his alt style

Opens up to smoking weed in college now that he's sober

emotionally intelligent

NOT emotionally communicative / available tho

bottles stuff up

only knows how to vent when drunk, then later thru music

Kyle

jaded w/ a chip on his shoulder

prone to knee jerk reactions

throws hands at the drop of a hat

usually throws the first punch

kept playing sports after hs - football in college and basketball recreationally

did debate w/ wendy in HS

still bffs with stan, even tho they dont have many shared hobbies anymore

Craig

autistic

rizzless

doesn't rlly need game tho cuz he's only had eyes for Tweek, and Tweek's a mess

monotone + flat expression intimidates some people

has rep of being an asshole, it's only half true

is considered rebellious, but he just sees it as doing what he wants to do not what other ppl want him to

slow to anger, has never thrown the first punch

grew up to be tall and broad like his father at his age

his dad pushed him into playing football, after HS he only plays bc his friends are on the team and doesn't care much about winning

likes old school indie music, underground shows, and obscure bands, isn't pretentious about it tho

when Kenny tells him about the Tweek's drugging Tweek (and the rest of town) he loses it and has to get talked down from strangling Mr Tweek

Tweek

autistic + adhd

loves deathmetal, hardstyle EDM, death rap, and hardcore music in gen

bonds w/ Stan in late HS as he makes deliveries for the coffee shop up to the farm

Kenny and him are acquainted since Kenny delivers ingerdients to the shop

loves fantasy - LoTR, D&D, etc.

Trans FtM (cuz i am and i project onto my faves lol)

Finds out from Craig and Kenny that his parents have been drugging him w/ meth in the coffee since he was a child

spirals after this and has trouble trusting people, questioning everything and everyone in his life

becomes rlly close w/ Kenny and Stan when they all attend rehab together

moves out before HS even ends, couch surfing for the summer until he can move into the dorms

sobering up lets him gain some weight and he begins to look less sickly

I have more on the other characters, but I have arthritis and typing this much killed my fingers already. Hope u enjoyed if u got this far

#south park #south park headcanons #south park tweek #south park kenny #craig tucker #butters stotch #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #sp stan #sp kyle #sp kenny #sp tweek #sp craig #sp butters #creek #sp creek #sp bunny #sp twenny #sp kenjorine #sp marjorine #headcanon #sp headcanons #south park characters

[sluttysnails334]

South Park High School Party Headcannons bc school is starting back up again and my inner party girlie is pumped

tw: alcohol, drug use, substance abuse, not good coping mechanisms lol

Tolkien host the parties, and buys the alcohol, he has a fake!

Kyle doesn’t drink, but is very 420 friendly

Stan, and Kenny and Cartman, and sometimes Butters, pregame. Stan gets alcohol from Randy

Tweek can’t go to parties sober because they overwhelm him, so he pregames with Craig of course and Kyle by getting high. Typically hot boxing Kyle’s car.

Bebe, Clyde and Nichole are all lightweights

Wendy and Red are not

Clyde is a both a giggly and sloppy drunk, he laughs at everything and can’t walk in a straight line.

Stan is a sad drunk, he always thinks he won’t be but he is, and always ends up in the bathroom or some empty room crying at the end of the night.

Kyle comes and helps him ^^^^

The Goth kids only drink whiskey, and smoke cigarettes outside the party bc they can’t stand the “white boy suburban trash music”

Speaking of music, Craig controls the playlist, when Tolkien host the parties. He plays dope music tho

Jimmy doesn’t think so, and tries to hijack the playlist and plays like ABBA or Queen and says that it’s “real music” and Craig yells at him because it’s not “party” music.

Craig and Tweek are touchy drunks, and more often than not will escape a party to go do NSFW things

Cartman always throws up. Butters helps him.

Kenny has p*lls and other hard drugs, because he has access it to, but doesn’t give it away to just anybody.

Most of the girls will only drink hard seltzers, and maybe like Pink Whitney. Only because it’s pink.

Bebe especially will never touch a beer. However if you get this girl a twisted tea, though ( which has beer in it ) she’ll be turnt.

If Tweek drinks, which he doesn’t like to, it’s wine. I don’t make the rules.

Cartman can do the WAP dance and always does when he’s drunk. (it’s hilarious)

Butters will deny up and down he doesn’t go to parties or party but for some reason is at every single one.

Tweek loves to dance, Craig does not. Tweek makes Craig dance with him.

Kenny will probably end up doing some sort of big stunt or dare that may or may not involve nudity.

Bebe is an angry drunk.

#south park #sp creek #sp headcanons #sp style #south park headcanons

[boygurphone]

Honestly. I feel like Infodumping about my mtl oc and it's be a good opportunity too since, no one really knows about her besides me and my friends SOOOOOO infodump time :3

This is "Truck Baumgardner" (his actual name is confidential. No one knows what her name is except for Truck). Truck serves as the music video director and cinematographer of Dethklok, having been with them since almost the beginning. He uses he/she pronouns

(the first reference I did of them) (this is the outfit they actually wear) (I'll make a proper ref soon)

[more info below the cut]

I'm still a little stuck on his voice claim but I'm mostly leaning to either Debbie Harry or Jen from Downtown (Tammy Lang). As of now, Jen has been a place holder voice claim.

She's very much a stoner lol (her and pickles are best friends and likes to do drugs together. They like to get drunk and high)

Speaking of Pickles and Truck, these two loved going to concerts together, mostly punk shows (Trucks favorite genre is Punk btw). The two don't do it often now since Dethklok is one of the biggest bands but they love going to bars and drinking. They're very close.

As of Fertilityklok (Season 3 episode), Truck and Toki are dating. They've been having a situationship

since probably season 1. The two do love each other, they just never said it until after the events in Fertilityklok which did make Truck a lil upset (the events in the episode I mean)

should I mention that Truck has died plenty of times in the past here too? Yeah she's immortal and has always been immortal since she was 15 after being burned alive by her father. He also knows Lucifer and likes to call him Lucy, mostly just to make him upset. She thinks it's funny.

The band all acknowledges the fact that Truck is immortal and they never talk about it. Ever since Murderface learned of this fact, Truck became this dummy for him to experiment with all of the weapons he has. The first time Toki saw Truck die, it was pretty traumatic for him since he didn't know about it. So often whenever Truck is alive, he just listens to her heartbeat to make sure he's alive.

Trucks death lore is a lil complex, if you would even call it that, it has rules. Okay, depending on the injury, Truck can be dead for at least a couple hours or for even an entire day. Though her body always rejuvenates or heals the injury in 24 hours/couple hours. It happens in real time too. I have no idea if that made any sense lol

Getting away from all the death stuff, Trucks relationship with the other band members follows as this; Truck sees Nathan as a Father figure, the only father figure in her life as her own father often neglected her. She sees Murderface as an annoying brother and the two often bicker. She has no hard feelings towards Murderface killing her because she doesn't remember it happening. Her and Skwissgaar I'm working on because I don't know, the two had a quiet falling out to say the least. They just don't talk to each other as much as they did back then.

Her relationship with Charles is professional, they do work together after all. Often Truck tells Charles the music video she has in mind for a Dethklok song/single. Dick Knubbler and Abigail still needs work but I know that Truck loves Abigail more than Knubbler and they love talking to eachother. Her and Magnus used to date but never worked out because they often fought and argued. I think of their relationship like Marceline and Ash from Adventure Time.

That's all I have in me. If you read this far, I appreciate that ! Thank u and I hope you love him just as much as I do :3

#metalocalypse oc #metalocalypse #mtl oc

[writer-komaru]

Drabble timeeee!!!~ a present to all of you beautiful, horny people! ^^

(Ahh! Come on, not again! Why do I always write them so long wahh-)

(Mega, mega warning!!! - includes, drugs, alcohol, no consent, drugging, all the kind of things you should never, ever do to someone. Please, to all the people reading this, please understand this is very, very unacceptable. Consent is key. Remember that. And doing drugs without a prescription is also not okay. All characters are over the age of 21 too. If you are uncomfortable with these topics, or Heaven for it, underage, people leave immediately. I know this isn’t the best solution to stopping people who shouldn’t read this kind of stuff, but it’s the best I can do with the resources I have. Thank you for your time, I hope you enjoy none the less.)

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Words - 2057

Now playing - gimme more (slowed + slayyyter remix)

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Imagine you’re at a party. The music is loud and sensual, neon lights burning into your eyes, people dancing and grinding against each other, alcohol and drugs swirling through your system. Most people would have left to go home if they were getting too drunk or high, but this was exactly what you wanted. You wanted to live this night, which was your last year of college, to the fullest. You wanted this night to be so filled with such strong feelings you would remember it until the day you die. And everything was going exactly the way you wanted it to.

But, there was something was growing more and more of a problem…

Makoto.

He was always a “model student” every since you met in in Highschool. Always getting A’s turning in assignments on time, never late to class, fuck, he probably does all the extra credit that’s given to him, even if it’s not mandatory. He’s too “good” for his own good. And you were about to change that. You wanted him to see the real joys of life, at least in your opinion.

It started by inviting him to this party by making it sound like some little kids birthday party so he would actually come. (Wasn’t going to be the last time that night lol) Once he arrived, you tried to coax him to try some vodka, wine, and weed your classmates brought, but (of course) he couldn’t even stomach just looking at it. But, this only made you more excited about what was to come.~

“Come on, Makoto! Don’t be such a virgin! Try some, at least just a little bit.”

“I told you, drinking and drugs are bad for you! You really should be laying down, why are there even so many people with… those kind of things here? Aren’t they taken by security?”

“It doesn’t matter! Ugh… if you won’t try any of it, at least have some punch.”

“Why? It’s probably spiked! Are… are you trying to get me drunk?!”

“Maybe just a little bit, come on, it won’t hurt you. And it’s not spiked, surprisingly, I made sure before the party.”

“…. I am pretty thirsty.”

“See? Good! I’ll get us some then!”

You gave him an innocent but drunk smile before walking off towards the bowl of punch. As soon as he couldn’t see your front anymore, your face immediately turned eerily sinister. Yes, your place was still in action. You could still make it work. You wanted him to be drunk while you… showed him a good time, but you suspected he would choose abstinence. So… you went to a local shop near by and got something that would make your, or better yet, his problems dissolve .

“Here! It has a very strong taste, though. Hope you like it!”

“Thank you!”

Your face flushed with anticipation as you watched him take an experimental sip, his eyes lighting up at the taste.

“It’s a bit strong, but it’s very good!”

You honestly were starting to feel bad for him as you saw him down the whole thing in the matter of a few minutes. And due to the… intensity of your secret ingredient, it also didn’t take long for him to start to feel… different. His face started blushing, looking away from you a lot, switching his position from left to right, as his he was uneasy.

“What’s up with you, Makoto? You don’t look so well. Something up?”

You took a small step closer to him. Your eyes scanned his body (though it was a bit hard due to the darkness of the room you were in), noting his rapid breathing, a bit of sweat dripping down his forehead, and prominent bulge in his pants. He jumped as he realized you noticed it.

“Ahh! I’m sorry! I-uh!-hm, uh, it’s nothing, really! I’m not trying to- I’m sorry I- I just feel so… so weird right now.”

Before he could catch himself, he slumped against the nearest wall, his breathing turning more and more ragged. You took this as the perfect opportunity to put both of your hands beside his head, looking him right in the eyes.

“Hey Angel, do you want to know the real reason I invited you here?”

“Hahh… w-what…?”

You leaned in close to his ear and whispered in a slow, sultry tone.

“It’s about time you learn the real pleasures of life~”

His body shuttered, eyes rolling into the back of his head.

“Ehhh~”

He quickly covered his mouth, surprised by his sudden noises.

“Aww, don’t cover that pretty mouth of yours. Hey… why don’t we go somewhere a little quieter, hm? Maybe I can help you with your…”

You caressed his cheek, trailing your hand down his chest and stomach. You ever to gently ran a finger over his very, very strained dick.

“…Little problem here~”

He had already soaked the fabric of his boxers and pants with precum, letting out a stranger whine at the sudden touch, even though it was faint. You smirked. Everything was working even better then you could have wanted it to~

He tried to shake his head, this wasn’t something he thought he wanted. He didn’t want to ruin the friendship between you both, no matter how horny out of his fucking mind he was… well… maybe it would be- no! He can’t think that way! You can’t start thinking with his dick!-

“Aghh!!!~ Hah- what are you-“

Before he could question you, he let out a loud moan as you pressed your knee to his hard bulge.

“Tch, tch, tch, I know how badly your body wants to, how badly your body wants… me~”

He gasped, eyes blown out wide as you pressed your knee to him harder, grappling his waist so he would grind against you.

“See? It’s not so hard.”

It took all the willpower he had to not begin humping you like a wild animal, he really, REALLY wanted to. But he couldn’t think about it- wait. His mind was beginning to grow blank as the overwhelming pleasure of your knee against him filled his senses. He involuntarily arched his back. Maybe… maybe it would be okay to do this, just this once. Slowly, he began to drag his crotch against you, his body starting to give out. Before he fully colasped again you, you picked him up by the thighs, allowing him to grind against your stomach as you tried to find a secluded space. It turns you on so fucking much listen to his panting and moaning. Once you finally found a room with no one in it, you slammed the door behind you and threw him onto the bed, immediately stripping down. He covered his dilated eyes with his hands, he couldn’t ever look himself in the mirror ever again if he saw you naked. But, you could care less. You took off his tie and tied his hands together above his hand to the headboard. His pulse spiked.

“Huh?! W-wha? Ngh!!~”

All it took was the feeling of your hands on his sweating hot body to get him to shut up. After a bit of effort, he was now only in his boxers. And as you began pulling them down, your eyes widened. They were absolutely soaking, not just with precum, but with actual cum. He had came multiple times already and you barely even touched him! He really is a virgin!!

“Heheheheh~ look at you~”

You pulled them down causing him to suck in air sharply through his teeth. His dick was still incredibly hard, even after cumming several time already. Those aphrodisiacs you put in his drink were truly something else. His dick was twitching and dripping with cum, desperate for any sort of touch, no matter how small. Fuck it, even if you blew on it, he would probably cum.

He honestly felt like cumming again just at the sight of you looking at his dick, let alone as you positioned yourself over him. You knew this was probably unsafe, but the drugs and alcohol in your system clouded the logic part of your brain. The only thing you could think of was, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!

“Your body’s so hot and flustered, am I really that attractive to you? Or is it just the aphrodisiacs? Heheh~”

“H-huh? Aphro… aphro what? Hahh.. what are you talking ab-“

His whole body shook as you dragged your pussy over his tip, looking down at him with a domineering and erotic look. But your face could never come late to the lewd face he was making. He bit his lip harshly, struggling to find the strength to not cum. But it was so hard!! He wanted to grab your waist and fuck up into you so, so bad! What have you done to his poor, innocent mind?

He couldn’t stop himself. He had been trying so hard this whole night to try and stop himself, to try and stop the urges and thoughts that pumped through his veins. But as soon as he felt the smallest bit of pleasure, it was impossible. He needed release. He needed it fucking bad. His dick was on fire, it hurt so so much! And the way your pussy dripped and rubbed up against his dick made him feel like his mind grew even more cloudy. He was practically on auto pilot! He pulled harshly at his restraints.

“Please!~ Ackkk!! Please, please, please, please! I-I ahhh!~ I need it… please l-let… I-I… I’m going to… I-I..”

His blood was boiling, his dick twitched against you, signaling he was about to cum, and you weren’t about to pull away. You pushed the tip of his dick into you slightly, which was more then enough to push him over the edge with a loud, pornographic moan. His cum spilled out all over your clit and vagina, soaking the bed underneath you and your body in sticky cum. He signed. His body relaxed as he finally found his released. Oh but, to his dismay, it didn’t last long. The sharp throb of his dick was quick to return. He needed more. He needed more of you. And god FUCKCKCK!! It was so hot. The tears rolling down his puffy cheeks, his writhing body, his small, needy cock. It made your cunt just as wet as his dick. You couldn’t take the teasing anymore, you needed to ride him.

“Ahhh~ you so hot, so adorable! Don’t worry, I’m going to take care of you. Just.. Ahh~ just let me..”

With a swift motion, you sat down on his dick. He screamed out loud, his eyes turning absolutely white. He was definitely not ready for that, even though his body was dripping all over. He only ever fucked his fist, not even any sort of toy or anything, so the feeling of a real-life cunt clenching down on his dick was enough to send him over the edge again, just minutes after he had just cum! But you weren’t planning on stopping anytime soon. You’d still hadn’t cum yet. You grabbed his shoulders tightly as you became slamming his dick into all the places you couldn’t even dream of hitting with just your fingers.

“Ahhh!!!~ so good! You dick fills me so well, Angel! It’s- AHHH!! R-right there!! Oh, please, right there!”

You quickened your pace, the crys and screams of Makoto due to his overstimulation didn’t deter your speed at all. If anything, it spurred you on to go faster. After a few more hard thrusts, you let out a loud moan yourself as you came, making Makoto cum for the third time.

His body was thoroughly exhausted, dripping with sweat, drool, and cum, a dazed expression plastered into his face. And you were just the same. The stuff you drank and took before you drugged Makoto only made your orgasm ever better! Your plan had worked perfectly. But, something else didn’t go exactly to plan as well. You pussy was raw and irritated, but you could still feel Makoto’s hard dick jumping up to desperately rub itself against your gummy walls. The drugs you gave him were a little too strong for his small body. But, this just means you can prolong these feelings of euphoria until you both pass out from exhaustion~

#danganronpa x y/n #danganronpa #danganronpa smut #dr makoto #makoto naegi x reader #Makoto smut #makoto naegi #naegi x reader #makoto x reader #smut #aphrodisiacs #drunk party #Danganronpa #danganronpa v1 #Danganronpa postgame

[sweetmariihs2]

♡ Eddie Munson + Lana Del Rey inspired playlist ♡

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A Lana Del Rey playlist/song recommendations for Eddie Munson fans because I listen to Lana and daydream about him literally everyday 💋

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Brooklyn Baby — the lyrics are inspired by Lana's own life while she was living in Brooklyn. The song has a very sweet and catchy melody, she talks about how her boyfriend plays guitar in a band and how her life is with him. They are opposites though, which makes me believe that is the same aesthetic Lana uses in other songs: a rockstar/metalhead boyfriend dating her POV, a very feminine girlfriend, who probably loves girly things but also enjoy being like him wearing leather jackets and overall being with him everywhere he goes. Also Lana loves vintage vibes so she makes sure that her songs will sound like a 60', 70's or 80's life, even if it doesn't fit the musical style of that specific era.

Groupie Love — The POV is dating a guitarist, he's playing in a bar and having fun doing what he likes, and she's in the crowd admiring him being himself. She knows that everytime he looks up (in my interpretation maybe dancing or feeling the music) he's thinking about her, and he's her 'groupie love'. She loves listening to him, because she knows he's doing it just for her and not for everybody cheering him in the crowd. It fits better in a rockstar!au, but I like to think about the small Corroded Coffin at the Hideout with their five drunk fans (and Eddie's girlfriend obviously)

West Coast — I know she's talking about she and her metal biker black leather jacket boyfriend in a beach, but for me my scenario is more important ok???(lol) Apart from the beach, she's dating a musician (yes, again, metal, jacket, etc) and it's not talking specifically about a subject or a discussion, she's just using her words to make us imagine a scenario: she loves her boyfriend, watch him dancing and dances with him, describes that he's crazy and apparently smokes with her because she says "cubano" and maybe it's not about Cuba but actually a brand of cigarettes. And she also says that "you got the music in you, don't you?". Which means yes, he's definitely a musician.

Florida Kilos — "white lines, pretty baby, tatoos; don't know what they mean, they're special just for you". The whole song she's talking about using drugs with her boyfriend. That's it, these are the lyrics. She also says that she's not afraid of going to prision if he's at her side lol (personally I don't like this one that much but maybe some of you will, idk)

Sad Girl — I know I KNOW GUYS this song talks about being in love with someone who just uses you and go sleep with other women, i know and i'm sorry, but it's here because of these lyrics: "but you haven't seen my man, you haven't seen him; He's got the fire and he talks with it, he's got the fire and he walks with it" just win in it for me i'm sorry guys i'm too weak

Pretty When I Cry — let's be real it's just because of the guitar I'M SORRY GUYS I CAN'T HELP MYSELF I THINK ABOUT THIS MAN 24/7 (the whole ultraviolence tho,,, man just look at these aesthetics, they are just so 💋🤌 dating eddie (except for the toxic parts (they're in most of the album)))

Guns And Roses — again Lana it's talking about her boyfriend, and this song got into this list since the first sentence: "heavy metal love of mine,...". I think that the only incorrect parts here is that Eddie wouldn't like Guns N Roses because he's more into thrash metal than glam metal, and historically these two don't get along very well, also Eddie is not a biker but whatever. If it's Lana's metal boyfriend scenario then i'm here for it (and she also says this: "cause he was so much better than the rest of them, out of all the others he was the honest man" and i'm like 'his friends right???? Hellfire?? Corroded Coffin???? He's different from them cause he's special for you, it's ur love honey 💋)) ok i'll stop, im getting too far and humiliating myself at this point

Backfire — she's living in a trailer park with her boyfriend, they fight a lot but she's still madly in love with him (and again is a black leather type of guy, cause she calls him "my mafiosi rock n' roll high" lol). He's doing some illegal things she doesn't talk about in the song, and the cops are constanly trying to search their trailer, asking them to come outside. She already told him to stop with that thing, but he doesn't seem to listen, and she is very sad about that because she wanted to have a normal life with the man she loves. Apparently there's no other option, she loves him and thought she could change him 'like the others'(her words), but doesn't know how. She keeps telling him that this thing is gonna "backfire' someday, but he doesn't listen. He says that "it's not something he choose, the trouble follows him and it's been like that since the day he begin."

Prom Song/Teenage Wasteland — AHHHH THIS ONE IS SO HAPPY FINALLY SOMETHING CUTE *crying*// Lana is living an american school girl life, with prom, prom queen, studing, seeing him in the school hall, him walking her home while holding her hand, saying "be my valentine". She describes him as the brightest star she had ever seen, and it's so happy now. They kiss while watching television until the sunrise, she literally says "you see me in the hall like "hello, hello", up against the wall like "let's go, let's go". And it's so cheesy omg it remembers me of those movies, like 10 things i hate about you or breakfast club, just like, like cmon it's perfect for our Eddie Munson high school dating scenario guys, it's so cute. I forgot to mention, but they look like they just finished/are finishing high school, and everything she wants to do is getting out of this town, running away with him. "Let me get you out of this town, let me do it right now baby, dancing till dark staying forever young; let's get out of this place, cause you're starting to waste within this teenage wasteland". Do you guys remember that in the sinposis of the book that hasn't even released yet (lol flight of icarus) Eddie said that all he wanted to do is run away from Hawkins? This song is like "hey, like, we just finished our dream high school, this town is full of shallow people, do you wanna run away with me?" LIKE GUYS CMONNNN ARRGHHRH IT'S PERFECT FOR OUR LITTLE FANFICS (it has the same vibes from miss americana and the heartbreak prince by Taylor Swift, but even cheesier and happier, i love this song).

Yes To Heaven — it's just cute and i love the instrumental, sound like a 90's romance movie ((let me be))

TV in Black And White —NABSBDBDB i'm so sorry for this one but this fits so well. Lana is, like in the last song, singing in a very cheesy way. With her tone I can almost see in front of my eyes Lana like one of those ladies wearing pink inside of an all vintage pink house, and in the song she's crying to herself, but it's because her boyfriend got arrasted LMAOOO i'm sorry but it's so sad listening to her sing "i won't tell a single soul how you spend your nights, in that single cell, holding your pillow tight *crying*" like GIRRLLLL HE JUST GOT ARRESTED HE'S NO BABYGIRL STOP HANSBSHSBB omg i hate how this fits so much and it's so funny, poor eddie

Lake Placid — this post

Pink Champagne/Let Me Love You Like A Woman — the same post

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Overall Eddie is always on my mind so sometimes I see things that don't exist lol. I tried to mention the most obvious ones, but I see him in almost every Lana song because she creates a vintage vibe and she has this big crush in rock n roll type of guys, loving to write songs about them, even when she's talking about a sad subject like in Ultraviolence (domestical abuse) or Black Beauty (depressed partner). They still make me think about him, but just because i remember of him, not relating these abusive characters to my sweet nerdy guy, never

I'm 100% sure that everyone thought about Eddie in at least one of these songs before finding my blog, but I did what nobody did, made a full list of all of them

Hope you liked folks <3

You can always tell me about other songs and if it really fits I'm gonna edit this and write the reasons, like I did with these few. Also i'm sorry if i did any mistake in my writing, i can read in english but writing and talking it's hard since it's not my mother language, i'm really proud of myself actually, almost didn't used any translator to make this. Omg i'm writing in english that's so cool IT'S MY FIRST TIME WRITING SOMETHING THAT LONG

okay thanks for your attention

bye ♡

listen to the songs please they are all so good

#eddie munson #lana del rey #stranger things #eddie munson headcanons #ultraviolence #please this took so long to make

[missjoolee]

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Lookit you! Hallo and welcome to the book exchange! (you exchange one book for one of my ideas i probably will never get around to writing) I've been holding onto this ask for a good one though. something unique! and recently i watched a video on the internet (:P) that prompted a few versions of "make it juke" and idk. i'm pleased with them but honestly i don't have it in me to continue any of my wips at the moment, let alone start something new, so here you go!

(Thanks to @preoccupied-educator and @story-courty for helping me fine tune these a bit.)

(Happy Juke Jeudi!)

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College au. it's a college town and so a lot of houses are rented to students. The guys have a gig at a house party and after the set, a lot of the partygoers decided to play a neighborhood-wide game of hide and seek. So you have a rowdy group of drunk people running all over the place. (i don't know much about the traditional college experience but I feel like this could happen lol)

In one round, Reggie is one of seeker's and found Alex pretty quickly. but they've been wandering around for awhile and haven't seen anybody new and Luke isn't back with the group gathered in front of the party house. Seeing one of the houses has a camera doorbell, they decide to knock and see if the residents might be able to help them out.

Julie had been at the library studying when her phone started going insane with alerts about movement outside her house. then she gets the alert that someone is at the door so she moves to the stairwell to look at the live feed at the door. Seeing two guys around her age looking around, she turns the mic on just as they begin to walk away. They explain whats going on and ask if she can review the video footage and look for a guy in a cutoff shirt. They were polite so she chooses to help out. she reviews the footage from the timestamps of the original movement alerts. sure enough, she sees a guy in a cutoff and jeans running around the house and climbing into the recycle bin. Laughing, she lets the guys know and decides to sit and watch to see how this pans out, already formulating her story for Flynn later.

When she sees them open the lid, their friend is no longer running and he looks kind of grumpy as he stumbles out of the bin. but he's also kind of cute and now she feels kind of bad. as they walk past the front door again and she hears them telling him how they found him, and he walks up to the camera all "Not cool!" and now she has a real good view of him and before she can think it through she offers to make it up to him by buying him a milkshake or something.

He pauses before he accepts the offer because he recognizes her voice from a class he shares with her. a class that he constantly gets distracted in because of her.

OR

Same situation, but Reggie is the one hiding and Luke is the seeker. and he gets a bit distracted just hearing her speaking voice through the speaker and tries to hold a conversation instead of look for Reggie, but Alex keeps him on track. And in this one, he offers her a milkshake as thanks for helping out.

OR OR

HS au where the guys play at a party that gets the cops called on it. everyone SCATTERS and Luke gets separated from Alex and Reggie. Julie wasn't really doing the party scene ever since her mom died and was home alone, and when the cops come knocking, she doesn't feel like dealing with it directly so she talks to them through the doorbell.

but when they ask to see if she could see where one of the kids went, she looks and recognizes Luke. Not being a snitch, knowing he probably was just there as another opportunity for his band and not because of the underage drinking or drugs, she tells the cops she didn't see where he went. but now she is very alert and paranoid because she just lied to freaking cops! she keeps watching the live doorbell feed as the cops slowly move on.

eventually she notices Luke's friends and she wants to tell them but she is also rooted to her bed. (what if the cops come back and realize she was home the whole time?) so she "pssst" into the mic trying to get the boy's attention without being so loud it attracts the cops back, and it takes a few tries but eventually they cautiously walk up to the door. and Julie kind of knows them from school and does the unthinkable and gives her phone number and says "text me. it's about luke". Alex immediately is on his phone and texts her and she's like "he's in my recycling bin. get him out and lay low in the garage. it's unlocked"

and then she grabs one of Carlos' bats and moves through the dark house to sneak out the back to confront them and make sure she shouldn't actually call the cops. they scream at being approached with a weapon which causes her to scream and then they are all shushing each other because COPS, and then the rest is history?

(Send me a book emoji and I'll share the plot of a fic I'll probably never get around to writing. No time frame on this. I will answer any that show up in my inbox so long as I still have ideas!)

#legolasghosty #jatp #julie and the phantoms #juke #juketall #jukebox #joolee's crack like thoughts #the ideas i get yo #juke fic ideas #julie molina #luke patterson #julie x luke #Book emoji game #happy juke jeudi! #thedeathdeelers

[bugnirvana]

🎸🤘brother from another mother🤘🎸[Eddie Munson & Reader] HCs

warnings: drug usage from eddie, implied from you. that’s basically it

terms used: masc (per usual)

a/n: I’m making this to soothe my anxious soul. i am in a constant state of anxiety, allow me to enjoy this please. requests got me anxious n shit. I love them but human interaction makes me so fucking nervous lol. anyway. watching anola holmes rn. i make a lot of “mbb runs over gay people” jokes but she’s truly so radiant and such a good actor! love her to bits. ok enough rambling. Im so nervous. reader and eddie have the kind of relationship/brotherhood ig that dustin and steve have. two men with nice hair yet totally and completely different? insanity. ok for real now.

the both of you met via hellfire, however, you’re in the year above the main stranger things kids so you get an entire year free of them and their bullshit

it’s ok it’s fine you love them nonetheless

this is about Eddie though. oops

Eddie literally just takes you under his wing as a younger brother and you love it

You will become the baby metalhead the world has always needed

He definitely helps you make a vest

painting with you and shit.

he loves every minute! Genuinely. He loves helping you with crafts and gets paint EVERYWHERE

probably would let you borrow some of his rings and stuff

maybe even keep some

the both of you love sharing music with one another

you find a new band? He’s probably heard of it but he’s going to act like it’s something he has no clue of just to make you feel good

You also definitely get all of your music taste from him

also just in general a grunge aesthetic

you weren’t exactly normal going into highschool but you also weren’t on his level

you let him in on ALL the gossip. he loves it

y’all have probably gone camping at least once or twice together just cuz

he’ll tell you stories about campaigns he held before yours and oh my god are the stories so entertaining

he’ll also tell you stories about his concerts and shit, like if any fights broke out from the drunk dudes lol

speaking of concerts…

he probably taught you how to play guitar

and if you knew how to already he’d teach you on how to improve

actually asks you to play with the band at one point

mainly just a simple line from a song or two but every moment is so amazing

one day you ask him if he could do your hair like his

if you have short hair oh my god did you look silly

if you have long hair he loved it

you had to tell him to stop using so much heat on ur hair or else ur hair was going to get badly heat damaged

he just ended up using copious amounts of hairspray in the end

You found him high one day and all he could do was tell you to not do drugs or whatever to be a good influence

you listened for the most part but that isn’t to say you didn’t dabble at least once or twice

did you tell him?

no…

-t directly? you let it slip out once though

he wasn’t really mad he was just curious of your experience and kind of concerned because of how young he is

also where the hell did you get it from????

that’s another question for another day

you know how eddies uncle has a lot of mugs?

eddie probably has some stashed away in his room

he eventually gives you one as a birthday present and you understand the meaning to this.

officially adopted by Eddie Munson

ok back on topic

he definitely at least attempts to get you to wear a leather jacket but you reject, claiming “it’d be too hot”

he says fine, but you’re missing out

over all he takes good care of you. good older brother figure and you wouldn’t trade him for the worldl

anxiety has kind of been soothed I guess. eddie munson brother true.

FUCKING FRANKIE GRANDE ON SPREE??AND THE GUMMY BEAR SONG WHILE HE HITS A DUDE WITH HIS CAR OH MY FUCKING GOD. new favorite movie

#stranger things fanfiction #eddie munson #eddie munson stranger things #eddie stranger things #um. idk how else to tag this #it’s not really an x reader since it’s solely platonic and kind of familial in a sense?

[luffythinker]

said it was ok for me to come back and talk about Shigaraki/Dabi so now im gonna do that. Like, im not going into canon events all that much and my version of LOV is like face view these are bad guys but they are people and everything isn't happening back to back so take it as a silly scenario i guess? possibly an AU?

What do you think about trans Shigaraki coming out to Dabi while drunk? like Dabi just accepts it and when Shigs done with his hangover the next day he remembers he came out to him like "oh shit i really did that" and now he's insecure because he thinks Dabi's gonna view him differently, not that his view matters but it does.

This needs context. Lets say after kamino that's when the gang really started to be friends they all started treating eachother with a little more respect but your all still my bitches - everyone in the league probably 2023 lol

Dabi and Shigs have been getting super close, like it's not boss and henchmen it's we are almost equals but you know im in charge winky face. After a heist they always have pizza partys or whatever they can steal for dinner cause we don't have kurogiri :( Shigs and dabs always sit close enough for their shoulders or knee to touch and Dabi notices Shigs getting a little too up in the air. Dabi is not gonna be that ass so he takes Shigs outside to get some air and water away from everyone "can't see out leader looking like a he got drugged at the bar" and when i say he picks him up he throws him over his shoulder, nobody says anything cause he's just taking care of Shigs they just get a comedic voice from Twice like "STRIKE, your out!" followed by laughter Dabi gets him to get some water going through his body but he's high as a astronaut and sweating, Dabi makes sure his gloves are on and is just genuinely taking care of him complaining about how he rather not be but he really doesn't mind he's just putting on a show for noone, Shigs is mumbling and crying fake/real? tears about how being "Tomura" is hard work and at first Dabi thinks he's just talking nonsense until he starts complaining about his binder and how he fucking can't breath in it 9 times out of 10 of the time and Dabi's like "wait, what?" and he just continues to go on about how his shitty dad would always dress him up in a dress want him to be a propper young lady while sticking his pinky out and everything. He was compared to his sister all the time and he hated it Dabi is being flooded with information he can't have time to processes and he ask Dabi "If i told you i was trans would you hate me?" Like any of this is supposed to mean something to Dabi and Dabi tells him he needs to go to bed. After that night Dabi is internally freaking out "What just happen? why???" and he can't sleep that night after the fact Shigs is avoiding Dabi which is strange for everyone to watch and they think their in a huge fight. Himiko keeps asking Dabi what he did and Dabi tells her to butt out.

if you care about this i'll come back for a part 2

i honestly hold bnha canon events very in the back of my mind, at this point i barely remember the order of things, so yeah don't worry about staying truthful to a timeline or anything cause i assure you i most likely don't remember muchdjjdflkfk

and i absolutely love trans shigaraki, even in canon he gives me big non binary vibes so!!!!

oh my god i love how you painted this picture, his childhood was super hard with his father and transphobia. He probably felt like himself for the first time after he left the family and could explore his gender by himself. He knew since early age he wasn't a girl, so he would fully invest himself into looking like how he feels. I think AFO giving him a new name also marks his transitioning, he has always had a smaller chest so the binder helps with keeping it flat, but it is shigaraki so obviously he doesn't have the greatest relationship with himself, so he wears it super tight to the point it hurts him (i think its some kind of internal punishment). He never really told anyone about it because it's not anyone's business, but he likes dabi so it just feels so weird to not tell him that, not that he really wanted to because he doesn't want things to change but he also lowkey wants to be accepted fully as he is, while also too scared of being rejected again.

telling dabi about it while he's drunk is so on brand because he would never master up the courage to do it sober, i think the day after he would act like nothing happened and hope dabi wouldn't bring it up, but I'm curious to see how dabi would confront him about this from your pov!!!

(this might be weird but i really like shigaraki, like i think he's such a good villain)

#shigadabi #shigaraki tomura #dabi #mha #bnha #rei replies

[guideaus]

late trigun stampede ep 7 thoughts

the orphanage is called hopeland... where ur hopes of ww being alive die...

once again wish the character designs were better

i think tristamp is v weird abt comedic timing? trigun's always had goofy little moments in any serious scene, but stampede feels weird for some reason

meryl's faces were cute

vash ran away from wolfwood, to meryl and roberto (without intending to meet them), and turned back around...???

the zazie mouth bit was fun. i think they did that before in the manga but i think it was weird then

ww just has an unlimited supply of those drug things

ww's attitude is still frustrating

and lighter tricks seems a little silly, but idk lol

at least they didnt ditch razlo?

idk why the hell meryl and roberto are there. anime meryl and millie pt 2

livio operating under some... unattached mindset feels lame

vash did nothing while livio killed himself?? anime ww death pt 2

legato seems to have replaced the real chapel, and livio defiitely feels like an entirely different character. stamp legato is trying to make ww how livio was in trimax

ig legato is still weird... but really focused on nick. for some reason

i genuinely cant tell what theyre doing w roberto. at first i was like "why is a lackluster, apathetic drunk replacing milly" but i remembered trigun humanized a character who was an alcoholic very well, so i thought that might happen, but he just seems to occasionally be gifted w perception (though other characters will randomly do it, too, so it doesnt feel exclusive to him), and i cant tell if his "oh, this sucks, let's give up" is supposed to be funny or not?? at first i thought it'd be an act to protect meryl from the more ridiculous events, but he keeps doing it, and its like. what is the point. he is STILL annoying me in ep 7??

none of the main cast is reacting to livio apparently killing himself..? vash spent the entire last ep and half of this one interfering in ww's personal business just to let this guy die when he tries to kill himself lol? mr. "I disapprove of suicide the most"

there's just an entire room of the ship that's left alone?

ww yells so much, he feels like the delinquent/jock anime cliche

did the bad lad gang leave or what... what happened w them lol?? what did they even do before??

it feels like no other characters except the main cast exist. how are there wide shots of the trigun version of a cruise ship and there's no normal people anywhere

the gang really left w/o doing anything 😭??

i think meryl mentioning tonis is good, and she's finally disobeying, but also i cant help but wonder why it took her 4 whole eps to even show she's affected... but i guess its better than nothing ever

FKSDJFSD THEYRE JUST TRYING TO LIFT THAT THING WITH THEIR HANDS??

and legato didnt stop it?

"what about the people on the ship" bitch, what people. they all got raptured

ww is being pretty negative when they just accomplished that feat. i'd absolutely get an ego boost. maybe they can stop the ship w their bare hands too, who knows.

vash doing fucking puppy eyes after ww saying he'll kill him is so funny. it makes no sense. he killed ur pal 2 eps ago

NICK BEING LIKE "IM THE PUNISHER >:( THE PUNISHER >:((" IS SO FUNNY TOO FJSDJS?? why did they make him like this ohmy god

idk why the hell this ep is called wolfwood. in trimax its when he has his first fight w vash over their ideals, and the 2nd is probably when he dies, idk, but neither happens here

its weird in the manga the plant is out of control and vash goes to calm it for the ship, but in stampede its just... there, and he's asking it to like take control of the ship...?

i guess livio isnt dead lol. they did pass his ass though

i cant say i like the plant's design either :( that is a fantasy fairy/mermaid/whatever. not to mention, another instance where the writers cut out the christianity themes. i guess for the next ep there'll be some explanation why vash and knives look different lol, and theres no way this time they were made by humans i guess.

with stampede's pacing so far, i can get why they'd reveal vash isnt human here. there's no way they'd hold out w all their other choices so far.

i also dont like those plant lines. it feels like... idk, a lame idea of how aliens or whatever would look like. i probably just like my aliens like the nge angels or the typhon from prey.

glad the end card isnt sexy ladies this time

#personal #trigun stampede spoilers #i almost said they all got bioshocked instead of raptured FJDSJ #*is not christian*

[sharkneto]

any random hcs/thoughts you have that dont fit in your JT/HT fics? something you think is cool but cant explore or dont have time for?

Oh boy, I have lots of little odds and ends that don't fit and probably won't turn into anything.

Lots about Rob and Sarah (some of these details can be found HERE) as I've figured out their backstories and history together. It's turned into quite the tooth-achingly sweet romcom.

Outside of general Rob and Sarah romcom, I think about random scenarios that just don't fit into HIT canon all the time. Amanda meeting our Five (touched on HERE). A fun one where Amanda gets kidnapped with Five (JT Five - Number), Five gets drugged heavily to keep him from doing anything, and Luther and Diego save the day through unwilling team-work while Five is drugged-up but actually pretty pleasant deadweight. Generally, more mixing and matching of siblings with Rob, Sarah, and/or Amanda are things that are thought about regularly.

And then there's the HIT canon stuff that just didn't make it. I should write a little one-shot or something sometime of Amanda running into Five at a house party before the whole Alley Incident because I've only written him when he's a sad, angry drunk but when he's just letting loose he's a chill, fun drunk. He drinks to not think and he is Not Thinking.

Random specific headcanons... - Sarah doesn't want kids and is bad at them, not a maternal bone in her body. She does her best but she just has no clue what she's supposed to do with them. This does extend to pets and she doesn't actually like Mr. Pennycrumb much outside of that he's good for Five and Five adores him. She thought she had a kindred spirit in Five with all this until he fell head-over-heels for his silly little dog. Rob is actually pretty good with kids but doesn't feel strongly about having any and he's a little... just this side of clinical when hanging out with them. How brains develop and kids figure things out is just so cool. He at least has experience with them with his nieces and nephews. - A tangent of the above is Rob's family. Sarah is an only child. Bam, easy, done. Rob is the youngest of three (brother 10 years older, sister 7 years older), and those siblings started having kids when Rob was in high school. Those kids are now starting to grow up and the first one now has a kid of her own. Christmas with Rob's family is A Lot and includes Rob's parents, his siblings and their spouses, his siblings' kids (two and three each, respectively), and his brother's first grandkid. The niblings all think Rob is Super Cool because he was Cool, Young Uncle Rob when they were little and that doesn't just go away. Rob's mom loves all the grandkids (and the great grandkid!) but would really love to have some grandkids from her youngest. Sarah is already overwhelmed by being surrounded by Walters and does not appreciate this pressure and how the Children Conversation is a conversation that somehow happens every time they see Rob's mom. Shout-out to @non-plutonian-druid for the deep dive we went in on this lol. There is a fun potential holiday fic somewhere in here. - Rob doesn't like classical music. It's on constantly at the hospital psych ward and at his office's waiting room for a Calm Mood and he's sick of it. I haven't actually thought about what music he does like. Sarah does 80s rock, but Rob... I like the idea of him listening to Dad Rock (despite not being a dad), but it could also be some truly random 90s stuff from his college days (of which I am not very familiar with despite being alive then because I was young and my dad was partial to the 70s and my mom was partial to classical). - Rob and Sarah broke up exactly once while they were dating, for three weeks. Sarah did the breaking up because she realized Rob was probably the Real Deal after they'd been dating for a year and a half and she Panicked. Rob was crushed but tried to respect her decision and space and hope she'd come back. She did in the form of falling off her bike and getting a concussion and Rob was still her hospital emergency contact. He takes care of her until someone else can come because he's still in love with her and their life is a romcom. Sarah cannot actually remember why she broke up with him because she's concussed. In trying to figure it out, trying to tell him he can be a little overwhelming in how there he is all the time, she says she broke up with him because he's "too Midwestern". Rob is understandably upset that they only broke up because he's from Iowa. They figure it out. - That post went around a bit ago about "what does your blorbo's phone look like" and that legit got me out of a no-words-funk thinking about Five's phone. I think it has exactly one catastrophic crack across the screen from when he first got it, went "I don't need a case", and was good without a case for like a week until he got too drunk and did drop it and it immediately cracked. It now has a Really Good Case - dark blue and slim but was really expensive so that you can practically drop it off a building and it will be okay without being obnoxiously bulky.

That's probably enough for now. I can ramble about my silly little blorbos forever lol

#thank you for the fun ask and the invite to ramble :) #ficblogging #sarah #i should have a rob tag #homemade blorbos #ask response #long post #i was going to put a readmore for the specific headcanons but tumblr isn't cooperating and i can't be fucked to figure it out

[golbrocklovely]

Ive been in the fandom since the vine days and let me just say that I don’t understand why Sam has never been shipped with ANYONE except Colby pre-Katrina. They would go to these creator things and it was always what viner is next to Colby, never Sam. There was one girl who was their friend and waaay cuddlier with Sam but people only saw Colby. Even before he introduced kat you’d catch her in the back of peoples videos and postings and people suspected but didnt care. Once he did introduce her people didnt like her, but again the attention wasnt as big until they moved into the traphouse because he barely showed her at all. I know Sam is closed off but i feel he hold more tea than Colby so can we manifest chaos from Sam lol because what is that boy really about.

idk if this will make sense, but the air of mystery that colby seems to have is actually very much present with sam. sam is mysterious, colby just claims to be, you know what i mean? while a lot of the stuff i know about colby isn't the full story, i can at least maybe piece some stuff together, make some assumptions that sound close to reality, and come up with a non-canon version of him in my head, so to speak. but sam…. different ball game. that man is a phantom. you don't see him coming or going. i know literally nothing about him, and it is quite infuriating.

that being said, i don't even know what chaotic sam would look like. cause even drunk sam isn't that crazy. sure, he dances on tables or joins twerking competitions mid-cruise, but none of that is really all that crazy. i was saying this to someone not too long ago, but i don't even think that man has done any hard drugs. like, the worse drug he's probably taken is when he broke his back. i don't think this man even smokes weed! he's probably tried it once or twice, but like… that's it.

i know you're more asking about his dating life, but if i were to make an assumption about his overall personal life: i think sam is closed off bc he doesn't know who he is. i think he's never really been in touch with his emotions, which is something he's tweeted about a couple times before, and bc of that he doesn't really know how to express himself. i think he wants others to like him a lot, so for years he's tried to fit in a box that marks off what ppl expect from him. and when he himself grows tired of that box, he tries to find a new one that fits the newer image ppl want him to be.

i think that's why sometimes some of the things he says can seem a bit out of place. like prime example is when he's talked about wanting to move to mexico and just go learn the language naturally, or just randomly leave and go to a different country and surround himself in the culture. while those are great aspirations to have, he never includes colby or kat in those travels. he's doing them solo, without them. and that feels… weird. or in the worst way, selfish. bc we're so used to him being in a duo situation, whether it's snc or him and kat. he's always with someone. and we've been told again and again that he's a good friend and he's a good boyfriend. but a good friend or boyfriend wouldn't just up and leave their best friend or girlfriend behind. but, i don't think in these situations he's being selfish. i think this is him actually expressing himself for the first time outside of the box we think he checks off.

weirdly, and i was just thinking about this as i was writing this out, while colby loves being by himself and getting his alone time away from ppl, he can't actually be alone. he wouldn't be able to survive being completely alone. i mean, even just living in a different apartment almost sent him into a hermit spiral. that man wouldn't get off his couch for days sometimes, and that in itself is a topic for a whole other ask. but sam, i legitimately believe, could go live on his own away from everyone he cares about and be fine. i honestly think if he did that, it might put a lot of things into perspective for him. maybe he realize how deeply he cares for the ppl around him, or how maybe their opinions matter more than the others he's been trying to please.

and as for his love life, prior to kat of course, idk. that's even more shrouded in mystery than his actual personality so… god knows what he was like.

#ask #personal #sam golbach

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♥ isabella & hunter

♥ 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐨 . . .

gives nose/forehead kisses

it's sooo hunter , the way he keeps bella untucked under him and constantly kissing her . yuupp , it's him .

gets jealous the most

soooo hunter outwardly acts out more , but i think before that whole ordeal bella would get jealous in more situations . after getting back together , she's far more confident in them and so for that reason , ima go with hunter . he's probably even more easily envious .

picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

hunter's running to the bar if she calls him . he doesn't drink too much since when he's at parties he's normally selling & doesn't like being too under the influence when he does it . both for a safety issue and needing to remain alert . he also got mad product on him and can't be moving too wonky .

takes care of on sick days

isabella soooo takes care of hunter's crybaby ass when he's sick . suddenly the man's weaker than anything . he's unable to move or feed himself . it's almost like how he became a little addict when they broke up . just a disappointment .

drags the other person out into the water on beach day

both of them are dragging each other out . i wanna say that hunter would soo do it . buutt they're both pretty fun and playful with each other so i'd assume it would just be one of those types of thing . like , yeeesss . . . they're going into their bad era , but they're still the same ol' people .

gives unprompted massages

mmm . . . this one i'm unsure of tbh . i'm saying it's hunter . same reason for the kisses . he simply can't keep his hands off of her . especially when she's reading . he will forever cuddle her and ' unintentionally ' distract her . massage her feet and back . . . definitely end up between her legs . massage another part of her until she cums .

drives/rides shotgun

isabella don't got a reason to drive with hunter . he's forever gonna drive around with her riding shotgun . he delivers so he'd never leave without his car . he doesn't carry a lot of drugs with him but he does carry and he'd never put her in that position god forbid they get pulled over . he's taking the fall . she better pretend like she doesn't know him .

brings the other lunch at work

hunter doesn't have a real job , so he'd sneak by her job in order to spend lunch with her . suuurreee , she could probably spend it with her friends / coworkers and whatnot , but he be bored and lonely and missing his girl . stealing her every so often is fun .

has the better parental relationship

oooouuu we haven't gotten into thiiiss ?? ima go with isabella since she has a better upbringing . hunter's parents haven't always approved of him for obvious reasons sooooo .

tries to start role-playing in bed

isabella ?? hunter ?? both of them . i feel like they're in their experimental phase and so they're willing to do a lot . or at least , they're willing to try a few things . isabella's fearless atp and hunter's been around some whores lol .

embarrassingly drunk dancer

ISABELLLLLLAAAA !!! remember the first night they kissed ? baby girl was drunk and pulling him to dance . he's so happy that party happened and he needed to take her home . who would've thought ??

still cries watching titanic

neither ??? i mean . . . maybe bella ? i don't know . they're not the type to watch romance movies ? uhm . . . i don't know . i feel like they put on a movie and never actually finish it .

firmly believes in couples costumes

i feel like it's probably bella . . . idk why but it's gotta be her , right ? ik it isn't hunter lol .

breaks the expensive gift rule during christmas

ooo hmmm . . . i feel like this past christmas it was bella but for future christmases it's going to be hunter . i think the more he loves her the better he's going to treat her . the more wealth he gains the more he's going to want to spend it on her . i think they're the more stable and loving version of cleo/tonio . v much drug king & queen vibes .

makes the other eat breakfast

isabella seems like more of a morning person so she probably makes him breakfast and won't let him leave without eating . even if it's just taking something on the way out .

remembers anniversaries

isabella because hunter doesn't care about that . he'll treat every day like a fucking anniversary if he could . he loves her a lot , but expect him to only know her birthday .

brings up having kids

neither as of now . but it feel like hunter would soooo do it . just for shits and giggles . probably says shit like ' i'ma put a baby in you . ' and i meaaannn he kinda does but also doesn't yk .

#drugs tw #usfw tw #༻ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 isabella sanchez feat hunter ༺ #༻ 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐅𝐘 responses ༺ #orbicularia

[aedan-mills]

omg ok ok i have been DYING to talk about this WITHOUT omitting the part about him looking an AWFUL LOT LIKE YOUNG RSL like think dead poets in nyc… i am losing my MIND over this and i HATE IT bc if nothing ever comes out of this i’m gonna be real sad :(

we met at a house party when we were super drunk (don’t do drugs kids!!) and i swear it’s one of those rare moments when you connect with someone right away… i swear i just wanted to be friends with him that night, but in the back of my head i was like… okay… maybe i do kinda wanna kiss him yeah. but i’d be happy just being his friend, +we were too drunk for anything to happen.

didn’t get his number, didn’t see him around campus for a while (same college). once we crossed each other in the hallway and he pretended i wasn’t there :/ so i thought maybe it was just the alcohol and he wasn’t actually that nice. or didn’t even remember me lol. but later on i found out through some mutual friends that he still wanted to kiss me… still?? what??

so anyway i found out he is just actually SUPER SHY the day i kissed him. and my EXTREME DUMBASS forgot to get his number AGAIN!! it has been SO LONG since that day and i never saw him around again to ask for his number and his friends r probably telling him it was just something casual but we got on SO well😭😭😭 i hope he doesn’t think i forgot about him… but i know that boy has little to no self esteem so, it’s definitely possible :(

omg sorry for the long rant </3 my love struck ass still has some hope though… sigh. will update you if i get the neil perry boy.

No worries Anon XD sorry for reply delays but I think it's great you have someone who makes you giddy <3 <3

Also imagine it being your Anderperry moment /lh /hj because Neil would be the type to be super shy about kissing Todd in a party hahahah hope you have a prosperous love life uwu

[toots-senpai]

Stronger Senses.

Author: @toots-senpai

Fandom: creepypasta

Pairing: hoodie x reader x masky

Rating: R 18+

Words: 2.4k

Trigger! Warning!: masturbation, abuse!, mmf threesome!, implied!drunk sex!, reader doesn’t really talk, voyeurism, masky is dl.... it's there but not fully, dp, blowjob, implied somnophilia! , tit/cunt use!

Quick A/n: This is a part 2 to this fic and when i say jeans, i mean dark jeans. I have a feeling they would never even wear blue jeans lmaoooo.. also i'm too lazy to edit this lol

MINORS DNI

i don't except follows from ageless blogs, you will be blocked!!

nsfw under the cut

So on a night like this, brain active and alert, what could Tim possibly do but drift off, cock in hand, attempting to collect whatever he had left of himself in front of the rusty mirror. He was fuming, flushed with curiosity, a slight itch in the back of his scalp, 'what else could Hoodie do?'. In his point of view, he knew, Hoodie had done some terrible shit, but to him he seemed like the type to completely obsess over a woman, make her feel good and maybe hit her when she crossed the line, but other than that, no other type of brutality. It was so surprising to see the scenario downstairs which was quite the opposite of his expectations. But just remembering the way that his knuckles went white with grip in your hair, it drove his imagination wild. Even after pumping his cock a few times, his cum dripping down his hand and into the sink a few times, he realized it wasn't enough, he needed to know.. to see;

'What else... could Brian do?'.

So he drug himself down the stairs after cleaning himself up, slipping his mask on, dick aching against his jeans as he stepped into the living room. Brian leaning against the back of the counter, back facing him and you sitting on the barstools next to him. Burger finished and tears stained against your cheeks but your 'empty' façade present. He slid next to Hoodie, chuckling a bit as he relaxed against the counter.

"So-" He trailed, cockiness etched into his voice. "What gives you the right?"

Brian just turned his head, holes of his mask glaring against Tim's.

"You said I could bring her food.." He muttered nonchalant.

"I didn't say you could use her mouth though. I just said you could feed them. You owe."

"I owe?" Hoodie questioned. His arms crossing with a scoff. " I bought her food-"

"But you didn't make up for it last time."

There was a pause and then they looked at you before Brian walked out.

Tim grunted at the way the door slammed when Hoodie stomped out making sure his footsteps echoed off the porch as he made his way back into the woods and took a second to himself, trying to calm. Although in a second his mask locked all attention onto you, burning holes into your skin. The blood smeared on the mask reminding you of probably his previous victim and you cringed a bit. There was a threatening chuckle for a couple seconds before his grip landed on your jaw the same way that it did that morning. Fierce grip making you lock eyes with that stupid mask of his.

"Who the hell do you think you are whore? You think you can go around, fucking on my friend??" He shoved you away from the counter by your throat and it took you a second to stable yourself with the quick force of it. Air locking for a second in your lungs, as you stumbled to the wall, but before you could even get the chance to recollect yourself Tim had caught you by your throat again right next to the door, along with with his fist colliding against the frame, splintering underneath his fist. You swear you felt the splinters going into your cheek but you were too focused on his brown eyes through his mask glaring daggers and your mouth going dry from the grip around your throat. "You're gonna face the fucking consequences.. yea. Face them real fucking hard stupid slut." Shoving his hand away from your throat you whimpered. The door slamming behind him as he grumbled walking into the forest.

He wasn't back for hours. You got to fully take out the small splinters hidden in the the pores of your cheeks and even fell asleep back in bed upstairs for a few hours before he was home, but waking up was indeed a rude awakening, with both of the men coming back to the cabin drenched, yelling and slamming the door open. Wall shaking with the weight of their voices slurring and stumbling, bringing you out of your sleep faster than an alarm clock. The smell of dark liquor seeked up through the stairwell as they tumbled up arguing. You pulled the blanket up to your chest as the door opened to the bedroom. Both men drenched from the small rainstorm outside.

The once slurring killers were now quiet in front of you, even when you jumped slightly at the creak of the floor from Tim walking over to a chair next to the dresser. There was a hiccup from Tim as he took of his mask, lighting a cigarette and opening the window next to him, the sound of rain pouring through the bedroom. He threw his lighter on the dresser and chuckled, exhaling the smoke from his nose and relaxing. Both men were quiet but the tension in the room was thick. Hoodie eyes glanced over you for a second and he scoffed which earned a "Go for it.." from Tim.

He muttered a second in annoyance but in the second you looked to Tim confused at his statement, Brian was ontop of you. Already attempting to get noises out of you by biting the junction of your neck and throwing the blanket away from you.

"A-ah.. wait-" You attempted, confused about the whole situation, body sensitive as Brian's tongue slid along the small indents of his teeth on your neck. You attempted to struggle away from him but it only helped him bring you fully against the hard on in his jeans.

His dick dipping against your clit even through your pants making you whimper at the friction of his jeans. His mouth was everywhere, for a second he even made you forget that Tim was in the corner, puffing on his cigarette and palming himself through his jeans. His hand rocking with your moans, especially your small gasps. Both men occasionally grunting or whimpering into the room just hearing you. Though Brian and Tim seemed irritated when they came in the room, they're lust blown now, eyes fixated on watching your expressions, pupils blown and you could swear they're pupils are both getting bigger with each sound he draws out of you. He's leaving wet kisses down your stomach and his calloused thumbs are rubbing your nipples into small pebbles til he can pinch them and roll them perfectly between his fingers.

Brian's not even thinking with his brain anymore, he's just fixated on making you moan, fingers desperately digging underneath the waistband of your pants just to catch your clit between his fingers, rolling them around and dipping only slightly into your fluttering cunt. The conversation from the shitty bar replaying in his head as your moans caught into his hearing.

All he can think about his Tim's smug ass look earlier in the dim bar, swirling around whiskey in his hand like a bitch. "I didn't think you were into whores.. let alone mine for that matter."

"Y'know that's funny, when i'm the one who grabbed her for you.."

"And you fucked her then... While the poor girl was unconscious.. How could you do that to her.. and then force her to suck you off because she didn't say thank you." Tim teased, his jealousy laced underneath his words.

"You never said any 'condition' she had to be in when I gave her to you."

"Exactly. I never said anything about the condition, but I did say if you wanted to do anything to her I at least wanted to watch...didn't I Brian?"

All Brian could think about were those stupid fucking dim lights. Tim's stupid fucking kinks on full display. The fucking freak, the stupid fucking deep purple of your panties matching the lights of the bar. He wanted payment.. he owed him something of his. Fine... a show for payment.

'God what am I.. a pornstar?' He thought to himself. Disgusted at even the thought of being in such a submissive position to Tim he shuddered.

With a grunt and a quick swipe of his hands your panties were in shreds and you didn't even get to protest with the sharp slap on your ass that came after, Brian's other hand catching your throat, not giving you the chance to even comprehend the situation at hand. His lips caught yours and you could taste the liquor he was drinking, his tongue almost sweet making your thighs quiver. His fingers are back on your cunt in an instant, his other hand still holding you by your throat.

You were bare to both men's eyes, Tim in front of you, cock in hand stroking at the same pace of Brian's fingers swirling around your cunt, this time fully stuffing your cunt with them, thumb against your clit. Whimpering against his mouth as he let go of the kiss he went back to sloppily kissing against your neck. You were too aware right now, even in this hazy aroused state, cunt dripping down his fingers, you were too aware. Tim's eye's haven't left you once, not even as he put out his cigarette. You could feel and see in front of you just how riled up both of them are, Tim and Brian's cocks both leaking, Brian's nut running in between your asscheeks as he teasingly grinded against the small of your back, dick bending in between the mounds of your ass and Tim.. His eyes locked onto you. He hasn't lost his pace one bit and he's keeping up with Brian, watching intently on the way you struggled against his grinding.. and in this second you're realizing his eyes aren't on you.. but they're on Brian. He's reacting to the way Brian's grunting against you, the way Brian is.. so desperate against you, it's spurring him on.. His dick flexing with each one of his groans.

But all of Brian's attention was on you and you were spurring him on and he's just as aroused as Tim. In the moment you were paying attention to Tim you didn't even realize that he's stopped his grinding and now his bare cock is rubbing against your clit and dipping into your cunt stretching you open. A nice sticky ring of white already being pushed down his cock as he stretched you down into doggy, his hips positioning your hips and legs as he held you from on top, wrists caught in Brian's grasp. Tim scooched the chair in front of you and now his cock rested on your cheek. As he moved his dick to your lips, pre-cum rubbed from your cheek to your bruised lips, Brian pistoned deep into your cunt. You felt your head empty as you looked up at Tim, Brian pulling your head back by your hair as he let go of your wrists.

You whimpered at them, both looking down at you, their cocks pulsing for attention, eyes blown and just as Brian pulled back Tim entered your mouth, pulling you by your nose until tears slipped down your cheeks and his dick was gagging your throat. There was a small chance they would've start light with you but the chance was short lived as Brian's hands found purchase on your hips, drilling deeper with his cock pulling you on and off Tim's dick. It was all a blur for a bit, wet slaps echoing the room and your conscious fading from the lack of air granted by Tim. Brian had set a brutal pace too, it was too much, your tears started to seep down Tim's fingers who immediately pushed you off, Brian stilling for a second of shock from you being pushed against his cock a little too hard, tip dipping into your womb. You weren't crying because it hurt or anything and Tim knew that. What Brian thought was a break was you being back in doggy, Tim's fingers going to spread your asshole. Spitting into your ass and fingering it causing you to squeak. Brian groaned at the sight and went back to it and your chance finally came. Both men rubbing your body and thrusting into you, spreading you open for their eyes.

Your ass is spread, wet and leaking of Tim's spit and it had both of the boys pulling away from you just to get a better look. Tim's finger's spreading your ass more and Brian pulling your cheeks so that they could get the proper look they wanted. You whined being so open for them, even as they spread you wider letting you fully drip onto the bedsheet. You were flipped quite quickly and as it always goes they don't say anything, even as Brian finally stretches your ass over his dick, a smooth groan into your ear as he bottomed out going back to his attack on your tits. Groping and rubbing your nipples, not even faltering when Tim takes you in front, bottoming out in your cunt and filling you beyond your limits once again, just like Tim always seems to do. They both still for a moment, keeping you full and kissing your body once again but this time it's both of them. They're both so close to you and you can feel the heat radiating between them. Even the tension between them is hot and you're caught in the middle. It's too intense. More now that they've both started drilling into you, paying no attention to your tears and your choked whimpers. Both of them are bumping in to your stomach, bulging into the skin. Together bulging against Tim's stomach and the sight is spurring them faster.

Both of them on the edge and attempting to keep a solid pace to see the bulge of their dicks, even when they are so out of it. They're hazy, both of them pumping closer to their orgasm, not even focusing on you. You are taking them too nice, they're too close and now that you're pulsing, coming undone ontop of them and clenching them deeper, they both fill you up. Hot cum being pushed into your womb and deep into your ass. You even gagged a little by how deep they were, and when you all pulled apart you were dripping. Mouth salivating from the intense orgasm and cum and saliva spilling out of all your holes.

This is probably the last piece of peace you'll ever have being in their presence again.

#smut #catfishimagines #masky x reader smut #hoodie x reader smut #masky x hoodie x reader smut #tw:grapefruit