Sorry it took so long, I thought this will be easy (I was wrong💀)
🧡Kenny☠️ NSFW Alphabet
Age: 18+
A-Aftercare: (what are they like after sex)
Just want to cuddle. Probably don't shower right afrer but in the morning. (which means you also have to wait 'till morning)
B-Body part: (their favourite body part of yours)
Is that even a question? Your ass.
C-Cum: (anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disguisting person)
If not inside you, his favourite place to cum is on your face
D-Dirty secret: (their dirty secret)
He's pretty open with you about that so... he doesn't have any.
E-Expirience: (how expirienced are they)
Probably more than you. Even if he's not he will learn fast what you like.
F-Favourite position:
He would do any but his favourites are cowgirl and 69.
G-Goofy: (are they serious during the moment)
I can't pitcure him ever being too serious.
H-Hair: (how well groomed are they)
Not completely shaved but doesn't have alot hair. Also doesn't care if you shave or not.
I-Intimacy: (how romantic are they during the moment)
Well, he's trying to be romantic ('trying' is keyword)
J-Jack off: (masturbation headcanon)
Whenever you're not araound basically or if you're not in the mood.
K-Kinks:
Overstimulation, just loves making you cum over and over.
L-Location: (favourite places to do it)
His or your bedroom or livingroom
M-Motivation: (what turns them on)
Anything you do literally. Also whenever you want he's down.
N-No: (what turns them off)
Anything with pain (except maybe spanking) and if there's one kink he doesn't have, it's degration.
O-Oral: (preference on giving/recieving, skill)
I would say he likes both equally. He would never refuse a blowjob. When he goes down on you, he likes how fast he can make you cum and each time tries to see if he can faster.
P-Pace: (are they fast and rough or slow and sensual)
He starts slow but pick up on speed later.
Q-Quickie:
He likes to take his time, but if u can't at the moment he wouldn't mind a quickie.
R-Risk: (do they take risks, would they expiriment, etc)
He would try almost anything at least once. He would do it in public (wouldn't care too much if you got caught few times)
S-Stamina: (how many rounds they can go)
4 or 5 maybe.
T-Toy: (do they own toys, do they use them, on them or on their partner)
He can't afford any yet (you're 18-19 in this, this isn't post covid so he still can't) but if you have any he would be more than happy to use them.
U-Unfair: (how much do they like to tease)
I don't think he would leave you on edge for too long, but after that... prepare yourself. He would also do things that turns you on in public to see your reaction. (he also likes to be teased)
V-Voliume: (how loud are they)
He's shamelless so... very loud, doesn't like when you're trying to be quiet.
W-Wild card: (random headcanon)
He's the only one of the main 4 that would be down for pegging. I think he might even bring it up first.
X-Xray: (what's going on in those pants)
6,5 inches.
Y-Yearning: (how high are their sex drive)
Pretty high. (what did you expect)
Z-Zzz: (how fast they fall asleep afterwarts)
Usually before you. He tries to wait after you fall asleep but the boy is tired.
I don't know how I feel about this... I hope you enjoyed tho ;-;
Sorry for bad grammar.
390 notes
·
View notes
Guys they get married i already know this ive watched a majority of sp and all the movies besides the most recent because autism but STOP
Just THINK ABOUT IT
THEY CANONICALLY GET MARRIED, THEY’RE HAPPY AND GROW OLD TOGETHER AND ARE SO HEALTHY
WHAT THE FUCK MATT AND TREY
GOD I LOVE THEM
THEY GET MARRIED!!!!
Just you wait until me and my bf get married, I’m never fucking shutting up
My ass will be GLOATING
“Oh this ring? (I already have one) oh erm yeah im married!! (As soon as i live with him were planning the wedding) oh and hes sooooo hot and soooo sweet and SOOOOO AHHWJWSJDEMDMD”
FUCK
God im going to be so cheesy and only a select audience will find it cute but i found my craig and i could never be happier im insane im feral im fucking vibrating
I found my craig and im his tweek and
GOD AGHHHHHHHHH FUCK IM REALLY GAY!!!!!!
Im so gay.
30 notes
·
View notes
MINOR CHARACTER MARCH MADNESS
Get ready for a March Madness Tournament for all the kid characters who exist only in the background, or only once, or just not nearly enough times in South Park. Each poll will last a day, with multiple polls going every day (at least for the start). I tried my best to pick truly minor characters but if you think one isn't minor enough or are sad I forgot one... sorry I don't feel like rearranging the entire tournament at this point 😅
Each character has been sorted into seeds 1-16 based on how prevalent I think they still are in people's memories and then paired up just like regular March Madness (i.e. 1 vs 16, 2 vs 15, etc) so apologies if some early match ups seem unfair. It'll hopefully make any upsets that much more exciting!
And now... the bracket!
See the match ups and follow the rounds below the cut.
ROUND 1—BRACKET 1
Damien Thorn vs Katie Gelson
Annie Knitts vs Sally Darson
Bradley ("Cartman Sucks") vs Baahir Hassen Abdul Hakeem
Mark Cotswolds vs Thad Jarvis
Nelly vs Flora Larsen
Jason White vs Josh Myers
Lizzy vs Cartman's kids (Post Covid)
Charlotte vs Lexus
ROUND 1—BRACKET 2
Gregory of Yardale vs Isiah Jordan
Gary Harrison vs Esther
Rebecca Cotswolds vs Alejandro White
Hebert Pocket vs Marcus Preston
Sophie Gray vs Heather Williams
Terrance Mephesto vs Corey Lanskin
Blanket vs Kyle's kids (Post Covid)
Mercedes vs New Kid/Douchebag
ROUND 1—BRACKET 3
Tricia Tucker vs Davey Solokov
Christophe/Ze Mole vs Lisa Berger
Estella Havisham vs Yao
Kevin Stoley vs Bridon Gueermo
DogPoo Petsuski vs Larry Feegan
Lola vs Tammy Warner
Filmore Anderson vs Chris Donnely
Bill Allen vs Porsche
ROUND 1—BRACKET 4
Leslie Meyers vs Kip Drordy
Thomas vs Brimmy
Trent Boyett vs Francis
Millie Larsen vs Gavin Throttle
David Rodriguez vs Tammy Nelson
Powder/Sally Turner vs Douglas
Kelly ("Rainforest Shmainforest") vs Jenny Simons
Fosse McDonald vs Ferrari
160 notes
·
View notes