#toy!sides

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i call this one "queer silence" or perhaps "slightly judgemental stare"

#trying out different shading stuff ON MY FAVORITE SQUEAKY TOY!!!! #SQUEAK SQUEAK I AM SQUEEZING THE STUFFING OUT OF HIM!! #lovingly. affectionately. #unless he isnt filled with stuffing. in which case. hm. concerning crunchies are occurring #BUT I KEEP SQUEEZING- #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #welcome home wally #wally darling #i want him to be happy and kind but i also want him to be unhinged and violent but also- #basically whatever turns his character takes i am Here For It #no matter what. he could do anything im still on his side #im a supporter of wallys rights And wrongs and Everythings

[laddercat]

hi tumblr people!! this is my first time posting on here uh here's my contribution to the side order hype :)

colored acht below

#dedf1sh #acht splatoon #side order #havent drawn them in a whiiiile #sighhh acht is so cool i want to chew on her like a dog toy #laddercat art #lyrics are from Willard! by Will Wood #I KNOW!!!😭😭😭 #splatoon 3

[mangofanarts]

Sunny and their crown friends (aka, their bodyguard, chauffeur and Accountant)

EDIT: @this-is-a-name-dont-worry Thank you for letting me know about their pronouns!! I wasn't aware :>!! Unfortunately I can't edit my tags to change some of it to they because I'm on mobile tho I'll use they/them for sunny more in the future!!

#qsmp #qsmp fit #qsmp pac #badboyhalo #qsmp sunny #qsmp sunny side up #I know she gave a crown to fit and bad #I think she told Fit to give Pac something which I had assumed was a crown #I also know she gave a crown to Tubbo but Tubbo is her dad so I'm not really counting him as her friend #I wanted to draw Sunny with the people she had given crowns too (as far as I knew) #I don't think she gave Philza one(?) so I didn't include him tho I do know she calls Etoiles her rich bestie - she didn't give him a crown #yet #qsmp fanarts #mmangoarts #also I like to think she has plastic chairs and plastic toy cups and teakettle #also only reason Bad gets to be called her friend as a title is because she literally did say she made a new friend in reference to him

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou is willing to eat it in any position. You’ve learned this as time went on in your relationship, that no matter the place, time, or circumstance, he’d eat it anyway he could.

In some fancy bathroom at a hero gala, with you bent over the sink, your dress hiked up high on your thighs. Your face is this close to being smushed if not for the hand you have to throw up to keep from smearing your makeup. You pant against the glass, angling your body to watch how his blond tuft of hair moves rhythmically in the mirror when he licks you from clit to taint. You moan quietly when he leans back to spit on your hole, not realizing how disheveled he looks all the while. His hands are gripped tightly on the globes of your ass, spreading you, as he watches his spit dribble before he dives back in to lick it up.

On your kitchen counter, with your toes curled into the edge of the marble, your hands holding onto his hair for dear life. Bakugou holds you by the hip and tit as he works his mouth over your clit, sucking and licking at the swelling nub as he stares up at you from under thick blond lashes. He likes this angle where he can watch the pretty faces you make whenever his tongue lashes on your clit, and how your eyes always roll back when you realize he’s been looking at you the entire time.

On your side while you lay in bed on a hot day, forgoing any clothes due to the sticky heat. You’re tempting him, he tells you as he kneels on the floor beside the bed where your ass sticks up, right in his damn face—how could he resist? You’re not complaining though, as you hold one cheek open for him to lash his tongue against both holes, gasping in surprise when he groans against you, and dips his tongue inside of you as far as it can go. He pulls back with a smack of his lips and a bite at your pert little cheek, before he wiggles his tongue back inside of you once more.

Up against the wall after a night out, all sweaty and inebriated and drunk on the love you have for each other. He doesn’t even let you take your shoes off, just hikes your skirt up and places your thigh over his shoulder. He cranes his neck to slurp at your cunt, grunting when you pull his hair, licking at you with desperation to taste your cum flooding on his tongue as soon as he possibly can.

He loves it especially, when you sit on his face. With your thighs caging his head in as you ride his tongue and use him like the toy he is for you. Or when you turn around and really sit on his face, lightly playing with his neglected cock because the both of you know that right now, this is for him, and all he wants is for you to ride his face until he can’t breathe. He likes when you rub your scent all over his skin, rub your entire pussy from top to bottom, his nose bumping your clit all the while, his tongue out to catch whatever he can.

he’s just a feen for you and eating you every way he can basically.

#dare I say……he’s a munch #I keep forgetting that’s a term AKSJDJD #I feel so old saying that #but anyway have this thought I came up with while I was laying on my side #in just my undies #just know everything I write is self ship coded bc I KNOW he would devour me in that position sorry #anyway I love him #I also need to write that sex toy store worker Hitoshi hopefully sometime this week #idk tho bc this week is gonna be bussyyyyy for me and I hate it lol #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—queue’ve got a new treat in stock! 🍰

[fadedstarpng]

autistic people when there's collectable things with tv shows with multiple generations of them:

#my litte pony friendship is magic #mlp #teenage mutant ninja turtles #littlest pet shop #lps #collectibles #toys #mainly talking about those things but if anyone wants to add other things please do!! #autism #self diagnosis #pls dont take this as generalizing I just really love collecting stuff based on my personal special interests but people who dont #are still autistic regardless also splatoon fixation has returned because of side order but still haven't played it bc I need to finish #the main story mode also got a tiny metal locker bc of splatoon from kmart for 9 dollars and its pink and cute also said kmart bc it still #exists in australia lmao idk about other countries but maybe also nz but not sure!! #edit: i have played some of side order!! its so funnnn

[specs-and-capelets]

jumping on the bandwagon,,, cant resist tiny loceit,,,

royality and dukexiety

#more small and tinies #chewing them and flailing them around like a dog toy #loceit #logan sanders #janus sanders #sanders sides

[casart]

Toy Castle au because why not!🧸🏰

#casart #sanders sides #remus sanders #roman sanders #creativity twins #creativitwins #does anyone else know this show???? I been on a kick of old media I used to watch as a kid #does this age me lol flipping LOVED these kinda obscure live action shows lmaoo #anyways not sure who the others would be but maybe patton would be rag doll and janus china doll #and im so tempted to make virgil the ballerina skjfhks #the toy castle #le château magique

[chissposting]

TAKE MY GOD DAMN MONEY 💰💸💸💸

Update — THEY TOOK MY MONEY 💀

Edit: Here is the link for those who wish to preorder:

https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/star-wars-grand-admiral-thrawn-hot-toys-912849

#thrawn #star wars #grand admiral thrawn #ahsoka #hot toys #side show

[leonardcohenofficial]

i really don't go here but half of these titles sound like abandoned morrissey tracks what is happening LMFAO

#taylor swift #my boy only breaks his favorite toys is a bona drag B side #this is so fucking funny #EMBARRASSING

[yeoldenews]

Hi! It seems like fireworks and firecrackers were a very common item in Santa letters, to the extent that they’re often thrown in at the end along with fruit like a ‘default’ Santa gift. If you know, why and when did fireworks stop being a go-to present for kids to ask from Santa?

This is actually something I keep meaning to dig into more.

It was almost exclusively a Southern practice (particularly in the Deep South), but was so universal there that it's honestly more unusual for Southern kids to NOT ask for fireworks than to ask for them. I'm not sure if there were cultural aspects to this or was just because it makes more sense to give them where it's actually warm enough to shoot them off.

They seem to have been given primarily as a stocking-stuffers, as they are almost always listed alongside the standard fruit, nuts and candy.

From what I've seen, requests for fireworks dropped off sharply in the early 60s, though I as of yet haven't found any convincing reason as to why.

That's a bit early to coincide with the general shift away from little boys asking for firearms, which seems (from my observations at least) to be largely correlated with the advent of video games in the 70s and 80s.

It's possible it may have been a natural result of child safety standards evolving beyond the 'sure, give your six-year-old explosives, what's the worst that could happen?' that seems to have been the dominant attitude for the first half of the 20th century.

If anyone from the South has any insight on this I'd love to hear it.

#asks #small side tangent - #the amount of children who died from tetanus caused by powder burns from toy guns in the early 20th century is mindboggling #I've worked on several large projects documenting African American cemeteries in Florida #and whenever you come across a school aged child who died of tetanus it's about a 90% chance it was a toy gun #it was so common it's mentioned in medical textbooks on gunshot wounds as 'toy pistol tetanus' #southern culture #mississippi #louisiana #alabama #christmas

[housewifebuck]

Eddie: I'm not a player

Eddie: *has a husband, a girlfirend, and a new boyfriend*

This is the funniest ask I’ve ever gotten I’ve been laughing at it for days. Eddie the call is coming from inside the house babe

#he really was like buck i need YOU to talk to Chris bc obviously he’s picking up this behavior from YOU #he’s YOUR son when he’s being a player #meanwhile buck has had like 2 stable relationships since he’s known Chris #and Eddie has had multiple girlfriends with a husband on the side and now he has a new boy toy #like babygirl. look inwards. do some self reflection #asks #anonymous #office hours #fave #god this is so so so funny

[fawnheartedly]

I'm watching Tericho's latest theory video and it got me thinking about the Prototype's true intention towards the player, and maybe why he killed Catnap.

Neither Huggy Wuggy, Mommy Long Leg nor Catnap attacked us right away. They lurked around. Well Mommy was more directly present. But all three starts off not being a danger. I guess Catnap putting us in the trash compactor was dangerous but seeing how he loves to play cat and mouse and can immediatly be seen lurking around, I think he knew we'd get away anyways.

Added to that, Catnap tells us to leave constantly through the chapter. Not just once, not twice. He wrote everywhere that we had to leave.

We know how eagerly he obeys tye Prototype, so we can assume most of the things he does, the Prototype asked him to. Probably same for Huggy. And Mommy could have been an outlier in following the Prototype but she seemed to be scared of him enough to at least not go against him.

So my theory is that the Prototype doesn't want us dead. He just wants us to leave the factory. He had two occasions to kill us himself, yet he didn't. All three main antagonists eventually tried to kill us in the end of each chapter but Huggy ended up seemingly dead (we know he's not tho), Mommy killed by us and then retrieved by him. He didn't had the time to punish them for trying to kill us. But he did for Catnap. And i think that's why he ended up killing him. Either Catnap wasn't supposed to end us or it was punishment for failing to drive us away without coming to harm.

Poppy and the Prototype are on opposed sides, that much is clear. Poppy wants us to uncover the full truth behind Playtime Co, the Prototype wants us to leave and forget about it all.

So that means there is far more to discover down that damned Factory. Things the Prototype doesn't want us to discover.

#poppy playtime #Poppy playtime theory #i'm so excited for the next chapter #so far the questions have been piling up and while this chapter awnsered some #the large majority are still up #tbh I think the children that where in playcare during the hour of joy are still alive #the prototype did awful things but he seems to genuinely care about the kids #tho that care seem to stop once the kid isn't a kid anymore so... #hmm... a mysterious character for sure #other than the high probability he's not Ollie #cause Ollie and Poppy are on the same side so it wouldn't make much sense #Ollie is probably a toy #or was indeed a baby in 1995 and was kept safe by the Prototype but decided to betray him and help us for some reason #other mysterious character #i think they're linked but not the same character

[in-the-starz]

realized I've never posted my monster high shelf on here, it's definitely overdue for some dusting

#feat a lalaloopsy and a thrifted doll in a custom gothic lolita outfit i made #the lack of posters on the other side of the shelf is annoying me but i haven't finished decorating my room yet #oh my dad built it btw and then me and my sis painted it :) #monster high #monster high g1 #monster high g3 #dolls #doll collector #toy collector #lalaloopsy #toy shelf #OH THE SPIDERS NAME IS TIM BTW #DO NOT MIND HIM HE'S NICE

[mamadomme5]

Why do you like breeding big girls?

#fansonly #fat belly #feedee belly #big belies #breeding k1nk #fansite #fatty #plus side girls #belly gainer #fat #just for fans #with fans #get me fatter #gaining fat #fat piggy #fat girls #obese belly #perfect belly #full belly #cute belly #hairy belly #sexy belly #obese piggy #extremely obese #sexy obese #obese gainer #hot obese #breeding toy #hot breast #perfect breast