#train your pets

[not-poignant]

Okay, not gonna lie, so many 'things about cats that are universal haha this is all the ways they're annoying' posts are just 'I didn't train my cat to be respectful / a good house guest and it shows' posts.

Like. I get it. Most people don't think about it for a start, and cats will generally be manageable if you never put an ounce of training into them, but they're intelligent animals and I would honestly lose my mind if Maybe got close to me when I was eating food, or poked me while I was sleeping, or didn't sleep when I slept, etc.

In this house, cats are raised to be respectful lol, and they get that respect in turn

(*gives Maybe a salmon treat because I can*)

#train your pets #not just the dogs #it's amazing how many 'default cat behaviours' are just like #'default dog behaviours' #when that dog's never been given positive reinforcement training of any kind #anyway if you feel like cats are distant and aloof #and not very loving #at least you know why now #(some cats are extremely loving regardless) #personal

[mwagneto]

sorry idk but the way the world is so fast and the people in it still want it to be faster is sooo annoying to me. people groaning while standing in line for 3 minutes people being mad the train ride is gonna take 2 hours people complaining that the bus is a few minutes late people being angry that construction work is taking months even though it used to take decades. don't you see the world is already so so so fast in every single aspect can't you understand that being mad will do nothing and just make your mood worse. enjoy the moments of stillness you're given. just stand in line and look at the people around you. sit on the train and watch the scenery. you'll get there.

#it's literally one of my main pet peeves not even sorry actually!!!!! esp ppl loudly complaining while standing in line or #when the train's like 2 minutes late coz it has to stop and ppl start yelling #hell even if it stops for 2 hours. who cares who cares who cares unless you're late for like a weeding or smtg who cares !!!! #literally just relax slow down. look at your phone idk #this one should be it's own post but like when people complain about budapest public transport it makes me so mad.... #bruhhh shit's on time 99% of the time and it's like. outstandingly good compared to any other city #hungarian infrastructure in general like are the trains the best NO but they get you pretty much anywhere for like 30 cents #calm down !!!!!!!!!! #barking #humans

[elysiantrait]

A dramatization in two acts... or just Dae teaching Bruno how to play dead lol.

Previous ~ Next

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Una dramatización en dos actos… o simplemente Dae enseñándole a Bruno cómo hacerse el muerto jajaja.

#ts4 #ts4 legacy #ts4 gameplay #the sims 4 #los sims 4 #simblr #time of your life lc #toyl gen 2 #manifoldsave #elysiantrait #*daedallys tien #*bruno #for gen 2 Dae has to work on the pet training skill as a child #oh and the rambunctious scamp aspiration #i need to get on that i honestly forgot lol

[fjordfolk]

Unless: You want the action to repeat itself because it's super cute and there is nothing inherently wrong with rewarding contact-seeking behaviour, and shockingly it is actually possible to both teach and learn more nuanced ways to communicate with your dog than simply "no" and "when i say so"

#if YOU think this is rude and pushy then go ahead but you can also teach your dog 'not now' #replicate calming signals or otherwise communicate to my dog that i am not interested in this interactiom right now #dogs are a social species with fairly complex language #and im tired of basic level dog training being DO EXACTLY THIS and THAT IS BAD #instead of: what do *you* actually want to encourage in your dog #because personallyyyyy ive found that fostering an environment for consent and mutual communication a whole lot more rewarding #as a pet owner #then simply telling my dog what to do when

[ohmystarrynight]

Redraw time! With closeups uwu. The second pic was from last June :0

#concept art #illustration #digital art #pilot's art! #pilot speaks! #that train is just a dog your honor #callisto the train #imagine having ur very own pet train #steam train #train

[come-into-my-parlour]

Teacher's pet. It's what I've been for the last two weeks and though I could see other sluts wanting my spot, I would never give it up willingly.

I deserve to be Teacher's pet. Me!

Teacher continued with his lecture as if I wasn't slowly bouncing on his cock in front of the entire class. Not enough to make him cum, of course, not unless I'm ordered to. But just enough to cockwarm him like a good pet.

He was sitting on a chair clearly visible for all, and I was on his lap of course. His desk was next to us, so he was leaning one hand on it while the other was pinching my nipple.

I kept moving on his hard cock and panting quietly. He doesn't like it when the pet is too loud. He says it disrupts his class. So I keep quiet, my heavy breathing the only thing to show how much I was enjoying being Teacher's pet.

His fingers left my nipple and went to my shoulder to tap me in a specific pattern.

As soon as you were selected for a teacher's pet you were given a full book of notes to learn. They tell you what's expected of you, what to wear to class, how to act outside of class, and most importantly, the taps the teachers will use to indicate what they want from you, and how you're expected to position yourself to do it.

It was a lot to learn, but not anyone could be a teacher's pet. Only the best were chosen. Some didn't make it even though they showed promise. I refused to fail.

I knew what the tap meant. I slid his cock out of my wet pussy slowly and moved further away from him. I folded my body in two, my pussy now spread open for him. Like he wanted. I pushed my hand between my open legs and started slowly jerking his cock, I was still his cockwarmer after all. He proceeded to do what he wanted with the new position and began to finger fuck me with four of his fingers while his thumb kept grazing my asshole as he was moving.

I was breathing even heavier but remained quiet.

My pussy was making indecent noises as he was fucking me with his hand and I felt his dick grow harder. He was making more pauses during his lecture now. Uh oh. I wasn't supposed to be this distracting.

"Mr. Jones, can you come to the front of the class and take care of the class pet. It's being too needy and it's interfering with my lesson."

A boy from my class stood and made his way next to me. He pulled out his dick and stroked it a few times.

"Ms. Smith, if you could take over while the pet is otherwise occupied."

The teacher pushed me further away and the boy grabbed me and aligned me with his cock. He speared me in one go and began to thrust in me harshly. I was so wet it made a loud noise each time he bottomed out.

I kept my gaze on Teacher and his cock that the girl now had in both her hands while her tongue was gently licking the tip and drooling on it.

Teacher kept his hand on the desk but the other one was gently stroking her hair. I wanted to be gently stroked by him! That's not fair! That's my position!

The boy fucking my noisy wet pussy increased his speed. Teacher spoke again looking directly at me.

"You are not to interrupt my class again. You are not to distract me or the other students again. We will wait until you finish being noisy and then I expect you to continue with your duties again. Quietly. If you disrupt my class again, you will no longer be the teacher's pet. You will be replaced. Am I making myself clear?"

" Yes, sir."

"Good." then he thrust up into the girl's mouth and she gagged. She wasn't expecting him to fuck her throat. Tears were coming down her cheeks as she was struggling to take his cock. She wasn't prepared, not like I was!

"This is a lesson to you all. If the pet fails, you all suffer for it. You need a teacher's pet in every classroom. Do you understand?"

Everyone in the room answered in unison except the girl still choking on his cock.

"Yes, sir."

"Good." He stilled as he spilled in her mouth.

"Wrap this up, Mr. Jones. I still have a lesson to finish."

The boy still fucking me made his thrusts harsher, sharper. He reached to my clit and started playing with it. I was very close to cumming now. He bottomed out a few times before he stilled and I felt his cum inside me. That pushed me to my orgasm and I gave a silent cry as my pussy squirted around his dick and dripped down my legs.

"Take your seat, Mr. Jones. You too, Ms. Smith."

They both left to sit back down. The girl still had tears and cum on her face. I dropped to my knees and started crawling toward Teacher, cum dripping behind me, leaving a trail and mixing with my pussy juice.

He didn't have to tell me anything. I knew what was expected of me.

I kneeled between his feet and began licking his balls and cock. I was to clean him of the mess. He continued with his lesson as if the whole interruption didn't even take place.

Once he was clean I stopped licking and took his entire still semi hard member into my mouth. I was back to my duties of cock warming Teacher. I would only move my tongue slightly along the length of him still in my mouth every now and then. To keep him appropriately hard. As is my duty, as is my purpose. I am the teacher's pet.

#18+ blog #18+ only #teacher crush #teacher x student #teachers pet #pet kink #good pet #use me however you want #use me pls #use my throat #use me for your pleasure #use my pussy #cnc free use #free use slvt #free use toy #needy toy #wet and needy #needy pussy #needy wh0re #fuck doll #bimbo doll #bimbo training #cnc k!nk #cnc fr33use #soft cnc #free use kink #sluttoy #exhibition kink #c0ckwarming #c0cksleeve

[chonkchu]

Artist Pet Peeve: No offence to some art out there but it low-key bugs me when people draw Toothless or even the light fury and the nightlights and they forget to add the secondary wings 😭😭

It’s part of what makes Toothless’ silhouette so gorgeously iconic besides the tail fins 🥺

#I can see why they’re kinda forgetful though. especially when toothy is not flying and they’re kind of tucked against his tail #also depends on the art style #fury dragon secondary wings awareness post 💀 #and the light fury’s is annoyingly smaller in comparison #plus his tail fin is the main focus and his main wings are so massive #night fury #toothless #artist #pet peeve #light fury #night lights #how to train your dragon #chonkchu’s thoughts

[dragonnnfly]

Mildew, when he gets Hiccup, a LITERAL CHILD kidnapped and put in mortal danger: 😌😏😁👍

Also Mildew, when his pet sheep gets threatened: 😟😨😰😭

#when I was a child I really thought he changed in this episode #I do not sympathize with him #but… same #I’m not a bad person like Mildew #my pet just means everything to me #httyd #how to train your dragon #hiccup #mildew #fungus #rob #riders of berk #dob #defenders of Berk #funny #text post

[cat-cosplay]

Meow to Train Your Dragon

#how to train your dragon #hiccup haddock #cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #fan art #cat costume #cats of tumblr #aww #pet armor #cat armor #armor

[coojie1996]

To go with my recent doodle💀

#my art #httyd #how to train your dragon #toothless #night fury #littlest pet shop #lps #lps fanart

[puddleslimewrites]

Ok so ive been thinking of a ship dynamic and its polyamory. Hero x Anti-hero x Villain. You can do it however you want! I dont think this is an original idea but ive not seen anyone else do this so far

Oooo that's an intriguing trio

I've never seen this written before either, but I'll give it my best shot. Thank you for the ask! ^-^

~

"Calm down, love."

"They're late."

Villain stopped Hero mid-stride to interrupt their pacing. They took their partner in their arms and gently guided them to the couch to restrain them in a hug. "Anti-Hero is always late. You know them. They'll be home soon." Villain smiled down at Hero sweetly. "And if they aren't, I'll make sure to remind them how to keep track of the time."

Hero sighed, reluctantly relaxing in the hold. "I might want to 'remind' them with you, if you don't mind."

Villain looked down at their partner with a raised brow. "Is that a threat, love? Careful now. That doesn't sound very heroic of you."

"Loving either of you isn't very heroic of me," Hero huffed. "...Do you think they're okay?"

"They better be."

~

By the time the front door clicked open, all the lights were out. Anti-Hero slipped through the entrance as quietly as possible. Which meant their partners heard every attempted tip-toe as they crept past the living room. A shadow fell over them and they froze.

"Back so early?"

Slowly, Anti-Hero turned to face Villain. "Oh. You're still up? You didn't have to wait for me, darling." They chuckled nervously, fingers twitching for the weapon pouch on their hip. They were tired, but if Villain wanted a fight, they'd at least try their best before giving in.

"Darling," Villain repeated with a thin smile on their lips. "Dinner went cold hours ago."

Anti-Hero tensed as Villain stepped closer, but their partner only laid a gentle hand on their arm. "You're hurt, aren't you? Let's get you cleaned up. Hero already has the first-aid kit ready."

Anti-Hero sighed, shoulders sagging in relief until the grip on their forearm tightened. "But don't think we won't be talking about this." The softness in Villain's tone was anything but kind. "Even my schemes have a curfew on date night."

Anti-Hero swallowed and nodded, feeling numb. They were in for a long and exhausting lesson later.

#asks for puddle #puddleslimewrites #a poly ship was a treat to write thank you so much! #heroes and villains #hero x villain #hero x villain community #hero x villain x antihero #writing snippets #writing snippet #polyamory #i dont know where the pet names and fluff came from but im here for it #its a little short but oooooh am i full of ideas!!! #hero x vigilante #villain x vigilante #can't believe you'd be late for date night antihero #you had them both worried #and now you're going to train your butt off with villain to make up for it :)

[fjordfolk]

here's a pet peeve of mine: editing gear and leashes out of a dog portrait etc or w/e is great and valid and all but i also think showing dogs with appropriate equipment is i-would-go-as-far-as-to-say important. especially re: blog/instagram/slice of life style content. imo it endorses responsible ownership.

i think maybe especially now that more people (in norway at least) are getting dogs or getting into dogs without prior experience. normalizing and showing properly and responsibly managed dogs living enriched, fulfilling lives etc etc. stop skewing the perception of how normal/common it is for dogs to be safely/appropriately off leash in open access areas.

#stop editing gear out of your hiking pics especially (kissy face) #like i dont think anyones consciously going to go 'oh they do it so i can too' #but when over half the dogs you see on SoMe are offleash/gearless it gives a p skewed idea of what #it means to properly and safely own and manage a dog without posing a risk to people pets or wildlife #Even When you are outside of leash season in places with good overview and a well trained dog there should be a backup to your backup #if only to signal to other people that you *are* in control and managing your dog #also whats the point of owning a brand name harness if youre not shoving it in ppls faces like COMEON

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

give me the toothless pillow pet

#toothless #night fury #httyd #how to train your dragon #pillow pet

[ohmystarrynight]

Also (because now I'm Thinking of it) what kind of dog was Callisto based on? I think the flag-ears part of his design is adorable!

Running over here to answer your other ask- Callisto is entirely based on this goober!!! I moved out last year and was really missing my dog so I unintentionally channeled him into Callisto and now here we are 😂😂😂 have another art dump 🫡 hope you have a groovy day!

#dumb lil pilot #pilot's art! #pilot speaks! #art #that train is just a dog your honor #callisto the train #imagine having ur very own pet train #concept art #illustration #digital art #pilots ocs!

[darkwood-sleddog]

Can the balanced dog trainers please stop fucking talking about positive reinforcement as if those dogs are not “obedience trained”? A majority of competition obedience dogs I know were trained with R+. Letting your dog wander on the end of a line because you want to do so does not = untrained. It is simply…a choice.

#dogblr #dog training #I try to hear both sides and follow a diversity of people but this really stands out to me #1.) balanced means using multiple quadrants. positive reinforcment is part of that #2.) balanced trainers come off really insecure in their own philosophy when they do stuff like this #you should not have to put down other dog owners and trainers to elevate yourself #if you have to do this constantly there is a problem #the reality is to me so many of these people scream ‘I’m important and smart look at me me me!’ #the equating of r+ as = untrained in these circles is wildly prolific #‘I fixed this former r+ dog that was reccomend for BE!’ #acting like all r+ people are the inexperienced pet folks who have taken a single puppy petsmart class #and not a wide variety of individuals with varying abilities #meanwhile how dare r+ and force free people put THEM in the same box as abusive aversives using people #it’s just…how do these people have time to be like this #like shouldn’t you be training dogs? #every time people talk poorly about positive reinforcment I want to take them to a zoo #the hyenas do cooperative care with positive reinforcement #the tigers wolves and bears and other large dangerous animal too #your domestic dog is not different or special or in any way more in need of aversive treatment

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

I drew Ahti II's pet pike!! Her name is Kultakutri (Goldilocks) and she's a Golden Royal domestic pike, a breed that has been specifically bred to appear as light and yellow as possible.

Ahti II raised her from an egg and she’s about ten years old now — doesn’t mean she’s not Baby anymore, though.

#domestic pikes are common merfolk pets in northern hemisphere brackish and freshwater communities #they were and still are frequently used for herding smaller schools of fish but nowadays many are kept as household pets #theyre more independent and temperamental than your average dog but they can be trained to do complicated tasks! usually with a food reward #there are many breeds that have great variety in their colouration size shape and strengths #golden royals are just. Yellow(TM) lmao #my art #art #ahti II #pike