#tweenager

[wildheartfreespirited]

Took my daughter school clothes shopping this afternoon. Got her a new pair of running shoes for athletics, 3 pairs of jeans (she's picky about everything and would rather wear the holiest jeans with chains since she's in her emo phase), and a bunch of cute shirts. Can't believe she's going into the 7th grade. 💜👩‍👧⏳😭

#me #my thoughts #seriously though #summertime #momanddaughter #Tweenager #Timeslowdownplease #smoke session

[extraaa-30]

(source)

Genuine friendship progressing naturally to an idiot4idiot crush Percabeth nation we stay winning

#suck it haters! #these two tiny babies will continue to bond and then awkwardly tweenage pine for each other in the most obvious #to literally everyone but them way for the next 5 years #it is written #pjo #percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjotv #annabeth chase #percy jackson #pjo disney #pjo disney+ #pjo adaptation #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #the actors and showrunners know. we're in good hands #wring the mouse's pockets for seasons 2-5 money amen #extraaa

[theelvishfiddler]

Follow up on the gifts from these two asks Flowers & Soda

It's so fun to draw these little goobers

#Tweenage Mutant Turtles #tmnt #sketches & doodles #i honestly don't know what else to tag here

[5weekdays]

it's like a whole other country down here

#they're teenagers/tweenagers here btw. and bluey's a trans boy #sorry for cringeposting about the tiny puppy doggy show :( #bluey #turned off reblogs bc transphobes found my other bluey post. sorry about that!

[sporesgalaxy]

having fun and ominous ideas that only i understand for now. but like what if Addie was a terrible influence for many years. awful father figure style

#addie voice omg finally someone who gets it for once. and its a deeply traumatized tweenager #fantasy weirdos #spacecreate #addie

[yuleshootureye]

#incredible #wayne family adventures #ep 68: thankful #toby fan #crc payne #geoniya acuna #lan ma #c.m. cameron #kielamel sibal #damian wayne | damian al ghul | robin #bruce wayne | batman #dcu #dc comics #batman (franchise) #batfamily #batdad #it's very important to me that the batfam be a batFAM and that sometimes you have to give in to the whims of the tweenager to survive

[iindigoeyed]

it would be very amusing if season 6 does end up having amelie & felix stay in paris for many reasons, but one of my particular favorites is that since felix and adrien are literally identical, I imagine it might be hard for felix to go outside without getting ambushed by dozens of fangirls mistaking him for adrien only to be met with a feral yorkshire terrier of a british boy

#ml #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #felix graham de vanily #does the accent mark matter actually? idk #félix graham de vanily #felix fathom #sorry to deadname you king #felix #adrien #<- blog tags #to my knowledge i dont think anyone has ever known of felix being in paris at all really #and iirc he doesnt really have a public presence he's just rich #I mean obviously in england he would be known but this is fucking france #so that being said one could imagine the fangirls reaction upon seeing a seemingly well-dressed adrien... #felix probably busting out all of the britishisms upon being bombarded by tweenage girls #get your bloody hands off of me you wanker etc #I know there's no canonical evidence of him using britishisms. I just think it's funny. #can you imagine if he only used them when he was really mad? #(even funnier is if he had a mouth like a sailor but this is a kids show and they wouldnt do that obv) #indiposts

[dinlukewarrior]

Anakin is a Shit Jedi Master

aka, I finally watched Tales of the Jedi and I CANNOT get over how terrible of a master Anakin is

(disclaimer: I have not seen tcw so you know. feel free to come to my house and kill me or whatever)

so first off he's late to this extremely important test/showcase (padawan final exam?) for Ashoka

(the Jedi Masters that bothered to attend--Yoda and Obi-Wan--are already there. so he's late for his padawan in front of his master AND boss which is crazy. Anakin stays not giving a fuck about anyone)

2. he doesn't seem to regret or be bothered by being late at ALL and THEN IN THE SAME sentence admits that "he really wouldn't know" if Ashoka is a fast learner / how she's doing as a padawan

(hands off is one thing, this mf has his left foot out too ! )

then, when Ashoka aces this test with flying colors (wowing the younglings who are watching her) does Anakin say "hi Ashoka. so sorry I was late to your extremely important Jedi Test. You did amazing. I'm so proud of you" ? NO

3. he jumps right into "actually the test sucked. you have no skills"

which, okay, he COULD HAVE said "omg snips! great job. however, I noticed some weaknesses in the training droids. I think you can do even better. we need to step it up."

he did not do that. 0 points for emotional intelligence.

4. THEN THERE'S THIS SADISTIC TEST HE DEVISES

a/n: ok, yes. I know the entire point of this episode is to show how Anakin actually did train Ashoka perfectly to defend herself from a clone army (aka Order 66) and saved her life. THAT'S NOT THE POINT. it's the way he did it

the first time Ashoka gets knocked out, she's out FOR AN HOUR. AN HOUR. at this point, we know the clones themselves are starting to get worried bc Anakin says "Don't worry, she'll wake up."

when she DOES blink into consciousness, does Anakin re-assure her? does he have a juice box for her? does he give her some pointers before they re-set? NO! THIS MAN JUST THROWS HER BACK IN

It's genuinely cruel.

If this wasn't a TV show, if she was anyone other than Ashoka, she would get both extremely sick and frustrated/humiliated. Ofc Ashoka pushes through bc that's the plot but I could not believe how obviously fucked up she is during the episode.

Anakin doesn't even attempt to break her fall when she conks her head (approx. 3457 times) on the durasteel floor

under no stretch of the imagination is this an effective teaching method. Ashoka just 'happens' to get it bc...she's that bitch idk what to tell you.

so, Anakin's approach to being a "Jedi Master" is to 1) be almost totally absent, 2) care 0% about his padawan's physical and emotional health, and 3) take her into battle as a child soldier and do war crimes for enrichment

IN SUM: obviously, Ashoka needs to be tested and pushed--like all Jedi padawan--to be sharp and extremely skilled. but the way Anakin treats her shows a complete lack of compassion or even basic human decency.

#someone who loves you wouldn't do this #everyone send me anti-anakin ashoka edits it's for my health #anakin slander #anti anakin skywalker #anakin critical #ashoka tano #tales of the jedi #sw totj #another example of this would make the average person go darkside but most people don't go genocidal maniac over being mistreated #anakin enjoyers will be like 'the jedi were corrupt and bad for the youth!' meanwhile this is anakin's tweenager teaching method #anakin 'training' ashoka: omg rex. shoot her with your blaster like 27 times. hahaha she's gonna take so long to wake up. #lmao rex do it again

[sleepis4theweak]

Someone called the Mutant Mayhem kids tweens the other day and now in my head I've been calling them the "Tweenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" which is honestly such a cursed name-

#tweenage mwtant nwinga twurtles #end me #mutant mayhem #teenage mutant ninja turtles #mikey tmnt #tmnt leonardo #tmnt donnie #tmnt raphael

[gxlden-angels]

On today's episode of Holy Shit My Childhood Was Not Normal:

Kurtis Conner being thrown off by the girls'/boys' bibles with the random "Dream Girl" and "Grossology" passages and shit like that in them

#I didn't have that exact one but I had a girls' bible with the lil dream girl passages in them #mine was purple and green #There was a specific one I read over and over because it was about thinking about your best friend #and I thought about my best friend that way #except it wasn't actually in a friend way I flat out just had a crush on them lol #I later went on to id as a lesbian and that specific story made helped me realize it #so maybe that bible was good for something #I'm now a lil bi boy who might be ace but still #Im 21 now actually Im a Man in the U.S. /j #it's just #always so funny watching people remind me that I grew up Not Normally #like I genuinely got so into reading those lil bible dream girl passages #but I also preferred the gross out shit of the boys' one #cause I was one of those cartoon network poop fart joke funny tweenagers #I loved gaming stunts and all things gross or whatever #I wasn't allowed to actually do that because I was a lil lady so I enjoy it now #I tell people I'm going to shit their pants if they don't leave me alone and think I'm the funniest human alive #anyways go watch kurtis's new video about gendered products it's good #ex christian #religious trauma

[rileys-castle]

i!! LOVE!! POKEMON!!!!

#awful formatted post sorry im baked rn #and also like 10 #tweenage yahoooooooooooooo #kidre #pokemon #this post sucks sorry #i just love pokemon #need to yell abt it #agere #middle regression

[mishacakes]

bringing back the tweens and FINALLY getting a grip on their designs

Hiro (Hiroshige), younger twin, on the left. Sof (Sofonisba), older twin, on the right

#misha arts #future au #tomiko #calling them ‘tweenage alchemical ninja torties’ and it makes me laugh

[theelvishfiddler]

Thank you for the flowers!

#this was cute! thank you! #Tweenage Mutant Turtles #asks #asks with sketches #i have not finished designing spliter yet #but the idea was too fun to pass up

[four-bastard-bustle]

Do u have any voice claims for the boys or nah

I'm sure i've made a post listing em before but i can't find it rn and i DO love talking about it. Yeah my versions of the lads have their own voice claims!

Edd's is Muse Of Discord

Tom's is grayfruit

Matt's is jelloapocalypse, specifically his Miles Edgeworth voice

And Tord's is Will Wood

#bastard related inquiries #blog essentials #Anon ily for asking this <3 #I always struggle with which grayfruit Video to pick for this bc there's so many great vids for him #But the rocket knight one has one of his greatest screams at around the 1 hour mark - if you wanna watch for that long #Going through MoD vids for this was also a bit tough. Some tweenage parasocial crushes never disappear.... #If anyone's curious - an anon said they cant picture my ew boys like waaaaay when I started this blog #And that ask possessed me like a spirit

[detectivehole]

it's pretty easy sometimes to predict what the next line or word or even what the whole next direction is in any various nightvale bit- which isn't a detriment or a complaint in my eyes, but it is pretty funny. arguably, considering its age and target demographic and what parts of the internet i was raised on, my ability to predict what's next is probably a consequence of... if not it's quality, then certainly its... reach. i have come to realize, recently, that its influence was more pervasive than i previously understood. also, almost a little paradoxically, that it is maybe less popular than i thought

#mine #wtnv #it seems to have thin tendrils in a lot of stuff and communities and among even people i liked and interacted with as a Tweenager

[ridibulous]

mildly doomscrolled in transid hashtags for a minute (a bad idea) and honestly the "transharmful" labels are making me split my sides. like obviously not shit like transprogrammer (major "go fuck yourself" if you genuinely want to be one btw) but shit like "transcarjacker" or "transtorturemurderer" or "transmailrobber". or just "transtoxic". like those guys know you can just do that right. there's nothing stopping you besides your morality and external consequences

On a real note a quick scroll definitely got me to understand WHY they— the majority that are just innocent and not people who condone actual abuse— label themselves... like that. But like. Guys. I promise there's more constructive ways to process your problems. You don't need to ID as "transracist" because you're white and you believe that's assumed of you because of your race, or you have intrusive thoughts about being racist (both genuine reasons I saw). You can just... be anti-racist and fight stereotypes. You can recognize intrusive thoughts are intrusive and don't define you. It isn't complex.

Radqueer ideology really is boiling down the nuance in peoples' problems. Like, instead of recognizing these personal problems for what they are and acting accordingly to cope in a healthy way; transID provides a crappy solution of just slapping a label on it and calling it a day. And, in the more unsavory transID circles, discouraging recovery and harming yourself and/or others. So, crappy denialism with a new coat of paint can turn into genuine trauma.

And no, you shouldn't want it!

#types of labels white suburban tweenagers make when they wanna be an edgy criminal but are scared of consequences #/j #if you see the poster of any of those labels/reasons DO NOT FUCKING HARASS THEM #anti harassment #anti radqueer #anti rq #anti prat #anti transid #anti transx #anti transabled #anti transautistic #anti transrace #anti trace #anti transharmful #anti transtrauma