#tyler ford

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#tyler ford

[finchers-ipad]

my favourite character trope at the moment: workaholic autistic guy directed by david fincher

#pre tyler narrator ofc #but the trope still exists non the less #i’m on like episode 6 of mindhunter it’s so fucking good #the narrator #robbert graysmith #holden ford #fight club #zodiac (2007) #mindhunter

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: We’re partners. Derek: Temporarily! Matt: I don’t think it’s temporary. You two were made for each other.

#teen wolf #sterek #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #matt daehler #stephen sean ford #source: bones

[70s80sandbeyond]

Ladies of the 80s

#joan jett #laura branigan #sade #chrissie hynde #pat benatar #debbie gibson #debbie harry #whitney houston #lita ford #paula abdul #madonna #stevie nicks #annie lennox #tiffany #belinda carlisle #cyndi lauper #janet jackson #samantha fox #bonnie tyler #tina turner #taylor dayne #anne wilson #susanna hoffs

[jacksprostate]

Before Project Mayhem, before fight club, before Marla, before Tyler — there is still one sad sack of shit.

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The hard part about work trips isn't making the plane or seeing another family of five burnt into their leather seats. It's missing support groups.

See, if you're lucky, the company will send you out to a major city. Cities are great. A little advanced work to find a slightly below average church or library, you're set each night you're there.

It's a bit of novelty, getting to be a new face all at once. People assume you've just been diagnosed. It's never the failed treatments, the degradation of their life and everyone in it, the continuous experience of knowingly dying — none of those things are the worst thing that happens to you.

It's finding out they will.

So people cry. They crowd around, I sob like I've been told I've got stage four colon cancer and three weeks to live. We all cry. I sleep soundly on the plane back or in the nice, four star hotel my company provides me.

Flying out to a small town, though. I'll be awake enough to be hallucinating by the time I get back for Remaining Men Together. The only mercy is that the next time I show for all the groups I missed, I can see who thought I died. I get to be resurrected.

The other part about small towns, you have to take a second, shitter plane to a local airfield, or you have to take a rental car. One of the most popular rental cars available right now, it'll light itself on fire if you use the cruise control at the wrong time. I know this because I sat next to another guy with my job, who worked for a different company, and he said I'll show you mine if you show me yours. So I told him about the faulty airbags, and he told me about the overheating switch.

I prefer to avoid driving.

All the rental place at the airport has left for me, it's one of those flaming cars. I use cruise control. If I don't, one of my narcoleptic spells will send me into the Jersey barrier.

When you drive into these small towns, you have to try to pay attention, or you'll end up a county over talking about the wrong wreck. They're otherwise interchangeable, but the miles on your rental car won't line up and those are the type of records that might get pulled out when the company is finally sued for the big one ten years down the line.

As a result, I see the same decor on the way in every time. Meth lab. Abandoned homes. Garbage fire. Classic Americana. There is no four star hotel here; I sleep the same.

The only reason I've been brought out here is because the poor shithead who drove his truck into the ditch drunk was driving my company's flagship vehicle. It loses power steering if the car jostles the right way going above 55 miles per hour. I've been told to keep track of potential incidents and make sure the company can firmly claim it's not at fault.

We've had this problem for decades, and we will for many more. Sometimes, everything is falling apart.

The job is simple, and I only get tempted by the town's blatant opioid addiction for a day and night. Painkillers would probably make me sleep. The thing about being a recall campaign organizer, though, is like recognizes like. It's not only other Compliance and Liability guys who tell you company secrets while sharing the aisle in business class.

When I'm finally back in my own town, after my own support groups, after crying my eyes out into Bob's meaty middle — I pick up my mail. There's the newest IKEA magazine. Half of it looks like shit. The type of thing you'd only see in some curated art deco, modernist, post-modern traditionalist bohemian minimalist apartment.

I have to have it.

I go to sleep, hard, like God himself tucked me in. I sleep with my wallet net four hundred heavier, because even an IKEA spree tends not to outweigh a work trip. I sleep, with my called in IKEA goods only two short weeks away, my job well done, and I know, my life is complete.

#fight club #my writing #KEY INFO: this is Before Tyler #bit experimental as a result. how to peel away some of the narratorisms but have him still be the narrator? how to make him complacent #like a wisconsin dairy cow but still have undertones of extreme conscious and subconscious distress? #all car faults mentioned are real #ford had an overheating cruise control switch #and some other overheating fire switches #and jeep. i know because i knew a guy with a jeep — they randomly lose pwoer steering sometimes #horrific and scary and potentially deadly in any car — but jeeps have this known and bizzarely widely accepted flaw called the death wobble #which refers to the oscillations that rapidly feed on each other if the car is slightly out of tune #and can result in tearing the steering wheel from your hands #until you slow down #for some reason that's just accepted. #theres a lot of jeep propaganda #anyway you combine those two #you get the picture #i dont doubt theres been incidents even if there hasnt been major recalls lol #i hope this one comes across well... it's always strange to explore an almost hypothetical version of a character. the narrator where Tyler #is just a growing little menace in his head.... #I think what made this one fun for me though is the narrator would still be pretty openly bleak I think but the SUBCONSCIOUS stuff. #especially all the stuff I implied at the end. very fun to write #and it was also just fun to lay down the like.... seeds. of things #this is before Tyler in the sense that it's before he was well cooked. Before they met. Etc. Pretty early into the support groups. But yk #he is sleeping.

[ornithorynquerouge]

Tyler Shields - Ford Mustang. 2022

#tyler shields #ford mustang #sexy tease #sexy chick

[sleeplessdreamer14]

I did a thingy. Use your own color codes and write stuff next to the lines. Example under the cut.

#gravity falls #relationship chart #my stuff #gravity falls chart #character chart #chart #my oc #gravity falls oc #original character #soos ramirez #wendy corduroy #stan pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #ford pines #mabel pines #dipper pines #pines family #abuelita #bill cipher #shmebulock #old man mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #pacific northwest #robbie valentino #grenda grendinator #candy chiu #tyler cutebiker #grunkle stan #grunkle ford

[starlight-tequila]

Something I made ages ago

#presidents #john tyler #barack obama #jimmy carter #warren g harding #gerald ford #calvin coolidge #john f kennedy #ronald reagan #james buchanan

[kent-farm]

The truck getting lifted up? In the script Superman lifts up the truck, a lot like the original shot from the Donner film. I didn’t realize what that necessarily meant in the fact that in the Donner film, baby Superman is looking over Jonathan Sr. and Martha. In this Superman, it is full grown Clark lifting it over his wife and kids.

—Alex Garfin about Superman and Lois, “Pilot” + Superman: The Movie

#Clark Kent #Tyler Hoechlin #Jordan Kent #Alex Garfin #Jon Kent #Jordan Elsass #Martha Kent #Jonathan Kent #Aaron Smolinski #Phyllis Thaxter #Glenn Ford #Parallel #Superman Multiverse #Superman: The Movie #Super Strength | Clark #Super Fam #The Fraternals #Superman & Lois

[itcars]

Ford Mustang RTR

Image by Tyler Brunkhorst || IG

#Ford Mustang RTR #Mustang RTR #Ford Mustang #ford #cars #mustang #Tyler Brunkhorst #muscle cars

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

#LA Knight #Eli Drake #Bianca Belair #Montez Ford #Indi Hartwell #Pete Dunne #Tyler Bate #Candice Lerae #wwe #Youtube

[wenellyb]

Captain America 4 Cast

#disclaimer I don't know abiut Eli Bradley being in the movie .. it's just an assumption since Isiaiah Bradley will be there! #captain america 4 #sam wilson #anthony mackie #danny ramirez #joaquin torres #xosha roquemore #liv tyler #harrison ford #tim blake nelson #carl lumbly #elijah richardson

[korixae]

going FERAL over this line in the sarah jane adventures!!!!!! it’s a direct reference to tooth and claw in season 2 of doctor who and omdhaiebskdng i was not expecting it

#i love when the whoniverse does this stuff omd #thank you phil ford #the sarah jane adventures #doctor who #tooth and claw #the enemy of the bane #queen victoria #tens era #10s era #tenth doctor #10th doctor #rose tyler #rani chandra #sarah jane smith #kori consumes media

[weirdlookindog]

The Mummy's Hand (1940)

#the mummy's hand #tom tyler #peggy moran #dick foran #wallace ford #cecil kellaway #george zucco #universal monsters #1940s movies #1940 #christy cabanne #universal horror #classic horror #lobby card

[axelwolf8109]

OK THAT SHIT WAS COOL!

#wwe #montez ford #tyler bate #pete dunne

[truthseeker-blogger]

#tyler vargas andrews #ford #🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲