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miniwheat77 · 1 year

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Sizes. (141+Alejandro x Reader.)

!CW! NSFW, gang bang, rough sex, double penetration, pretty much porn without plot, read at your own risk

Fem!Reader

(Summary): 141 decides to have reader see who's dick is the biggest after a night of drinking.

A laugh leaves your lips as Gaz jokes with you. He’s been chatting you up for a while. A mission went a little south, everyone had been battered and bruised but everyone made it out alive. Which is the important part.

Price decided to let everyone have a couple days to themselves to heal and feel better, which meant everyone gathered up every bit of alcohol they could find and met in the lunch room to drink.

It had been a few hours and everyone was drunk. Glossy eyes, red cheeks. Lazy smiles. Everyone talked and laughed together. You and Gaz were listening in on a conversation Soap and Ghost were having, a debate. On which of them had the biggest dick.

You sent Gaz an awkward laugh. “What the hell are you two on about?” He interrupts their conversation. “We’re talking about who has the biggest dick. I think it’s me.” Soap crosses his arms. Gaz smirks. “Mmm. I think you’re wrong. I think it’s me.”

By now, everyone’s attention had been grasped. “Let’s make a bet then. Who has the biggest dick?”

“Yeah, but how are we going to know?”

"Uhhhhh. Y/N! Y/N can be the middle man, ah? How does that sound?" Soap says. “Um. Excuse me?” You laugh. Looking up from your drink.

"We wanna know who has the biggest dick between all of us." Your eyes widen. "Yeah. Me too.” Price says, walking toward the table. “Christ in heaven, you’re all just a bunch of teenage boys in adult male bodies.” You cover your face. “Come on Y/N. Help us out.” You roll your eyes. “Fine.”

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"Alright. So.. In order. I don't know, do you want details?" You ask. "Sure." Alejandro asks.

"Alright, Ghost won by a landslide. I'm just gonna say that now. As for the rest of you. Soap and Price have almost the exact same size, Price has a little more girth on Soap, but other than that.. Alejandro and Gaz are pretty close too, but where they lack in girth they pick up in length so. I don't know. All of you are 6 inches and above."

"Soft?" Gaz asks.

"There's a woman playing with our dicks, Gaz. Full confidence I'm above 6 with a semi." Soap laughs. You roll your eyes. "Anything else you need me for? Or can I go wash my eyes out with bleach?” You laugh. All eyes are on you, a break of awkward silence. “I’m gonna take that as a no.” You laugh awkwardly, pushing passed Soap.

"Wait." Soap grasps hold of your arm. "Need ya for one more thing." He smiles, pulling you back. Each of them moving toward you, forming a circle around you. "Uh.. What is going on?" You ask. "Trying to give you a couple more sins to wash off, señiorita." Alejandro smiles. "What?" You look completely confused.

Soap pulls you into him, breathing up against your ear. "We already know what we need to know. Just want to know, which of us can make you cum the hardest.” He breathes. “I-I” you blush. “Shhh. Relax sweetheart.” He chuckles. “You’re so tense.” He breathes out, nose brushing up against you cheek. “I.. I don’t think I understand.” You breath. He pushes you back up against the table behind you, lifting you up onto it. “We’ve talked about it. A lot.” Alejandro smiles, brushing his hand up your thigh. Soap still has his hands on you. They’re all staring at you like a pack of wolves, ready to devour their prey. “I just don’t think this is a good idea,” you try to stand up but Soap pushes you back. “Relax. Nothing to be nervous about.”

“Here.” Price passes you a cup. It’s full of some kind of liquor. “It’ll help.”

Your chest raises and falls, nervousness settling into your chest. All of their eyes are on you. You stare between the cup of liquor and them. This was their way of asking for consent. If you take the cup, they’re going to ruin you.

Who are you to ruin their fun?

You take it from his hand and tip back the entire cup of liquor in a few huge gulps, flinching. Each of them getting an evil grin on their lips.

Soap helps you undress, grasping the hem of your shirt and raising it up over your head. He watches the way you start to relax into his touch, the liquor you had helping ease up your nervousness. “Lay back.” He mumbles, you obey immediately, something he takes a liking to right away. He grasps your pants, unbuttoning them and pulling them down your legs, panties going down along with them. You’re completely exposed to them, and you can hear their bodies moving around, belts coming off, clothing moving against clothing as they undress themselves around you. “Gonna ruin you, Cariño.” Alejandro mumbles, he’d moved around the other side of the table, his face near your head. Gaz stood to your left, still undressing himself. Ghost to your right, Soap between your legs. The only person you didn’t see was Captain Price, maybe he’d changed his mind. Soap slides into you unexpectedly and a gasp leaves your lips, but gets muffled as Alejandro slides himself into your mouth. You moan around his shaft as Soap starts to hammer his hips into yours. Gaz moves toward you, lifting up your hand to place it on his cock. Ghost doing the same to your other side.

For a few minutes, the only thing you hear are moans and groans, coming from each of them. They’re so touch starved that even just small brushes against you have them groaning out. Ghosts head is tipped back as you move your hand fast against him, he’s holding his shirt up over his stomach, watching the way you pleased him. Gaz is doing the same on your other side. “Fuckin hell.” Soap gasps, holding your thighs up as he fucked his himself into you. “You’re dripping around me sweetheart. So perfect.” He gasps, rubbing the pad of his thumb over your clit as you squirmed around him.

Alejandro is still fucking himself into your mouth, you’re sucking back as hard as you can and his thighs are shaking, trying desperately to hold himself together. “Little slut is good at this ah?” He smirks. Hand moving down to cup your breast, giving it a small squeeze. “Getting me close already, you want me to fill this mouth?” He breathes. You moan around him and he smiles, gripping into the table. You could feel the table shaking violently underneath you at Soap’s hard thrusts. He’s fucking into you steadily, and you can feel your first orgasm growing in the pit of your stomach. You’re wrapped so tight around Soap, pulling him closer to the edge with each thrust he took. “Shit..” he moans out, eyes screwing shut. Alejandro is holding a death grip in your hair, holding your head steady as he fucks your throat. The back of your throat would be bruised from his assault, but the only thing you could seem to thing about was Soap, pushing you closer and closer to the edge.

You’re balancing on a tight rope, and right as you’re about to fall off, Soap moans out, sliding out of you and pumping his cock. Watching you be used like this has him about to cum already. He pumps his hand up his cock quickly, groaning out loud as he finishes up your stomach and chest. You’re whimpering around Alejandro, at the emptiness you feel. Desperate to feel it again. Gaz is quick to swap him places, sliding himself into your tight hole. You moan around Alejandro again, eyes rolling back as Gaz bottoms out immediately, hips snapping into yours. Soap leans down to latch his mouth onto one of your nipples. Alejandro’s hips halt and he holds you down on him, your skin turning red as your air was cut off. He finishes down your throat, cock throbbing hard and you swallow it down quickly. A gasp leaving your lips as he pulls out of your mouth.

You’re panting, taking in breaths like the air is limited. He leans down, looking down to see Gaz fucking you. You’ve still got a tight grip on Ghosts dick, pumping him hard and fast as you’re getting filled. You try not to move too quickly, keeping your hand at a steady pace, Ghost can’t help but admire how you pace yourself even under this amount of pressure. He smiles down at you. “Fuck she’s tight.” Gaz laughs. Tilting his head back. “Yeah she is.” Soap whimpers, smiling against your skin. His lips have attacked you, leaving love bites all over your chest, sucking at your nipple until you squirmed. Alejandro is still watching Gaz fuck into you, lips near your ear as he mumbles into your ear. How good of a girl you are, letting them fuck you like this. Use you like the toy you are.

“I’m gonna cum!” You cry out, and they smile at your sudden outburst. Soap leans down, rubbing his fingers fast over your sensitive nub until you’re crying out, orgasm hitting you like a massive tidal wave. A cry leaves your lips, drawing laughs out of each of them. “That’s it. Milk my fucking cock like that. Throbbing so hard around me.” Gaz gasps. Ghost swaps Alejandro, sliding his dick into your mouth. You were nervous for when he was going to fuck you. He was massive and he’d stretch you more than anyone else. Your lips were being stretched, you could feel them splitting and cracking around the sheer size of him. He fucked himself into your throat and kept you focused on him. Ghost plays with your other breast, Soap still assaulting your other with his lips. He pinches your nipple hard, pulling a cry from your lips, smiling as it gets muffled around him. “Such a good girl.”

Your hand is working up Soap and Alejandro’s shafts, moving at a steady pace. They’re both so sensitive but enjoying the overstimulation from you. You’re covered in cum and Lube, hands had been drenched at some point. Their cocks were slick with it as you pumped them fast, squeezing with the perfect amount of tightness. Dog tags and belts rattled throughout the room. Dangling in front of you. The light was bright, dizzy from being drunk, eyes watery and blurry from being fucked so good. Gaz slides out of you, hand working the same as Soap had, until he finishes on your chest with a groan. Letting himself go. He backs away and disappears from the table, but you don’t notice. Ghost still filling your mouth full, pushing you to your limits. Alejandro is next, hands gliding up your thighs. Your pussy is pink from getting fucked, throbbing and dripping and he smiles, grasping his cock in his hand. He lines himself up with your entrance, tip pushing your folds apart as he slides in. “Fuck.. she is tight.” He growls. Saving no time to fuck himself into you. He holds your thighs with his arms, squeezing them maybe a little too hard as he pounds into you. You moan around Ghost, hand still stroking Soap. “Fucking hell you are sweet.” Ghost groans. “So fucking.. perfect, such a filthy mess.” He gasps out.

Alejandro feels a little pathetic. Maybe it’s how sensitive you’ve made him, but his high is approaching quickly. He tries to slow his hips, your free hand clutches the table in a death grip, and your hips lurch into Alejandro. “Gonna cum again sweetheart?” He smirks. Ghost keeps your mouth full, but your body shakes violently as Alejandro fucks you. “Fuck.. your tightening around me has me so close.” Alejandro groans out, pulling out of you, and just like the others, finishing in your chest, groaning out, hand getting covered in his own cum. Ghost slides himself from your mouth, Soap switching him places. You hear his heavy footsteps moving to your feet and you pant heavily. Your raise yourself up onto your elbows, watching him pump his cock, moving to your entrance. “Shhh. Relax.” Soap mumbles into your ear. “You can take it sweetheart. Promise.” He kisses your cheek, kissing your jawline and down your neck, sucking and biting at the skin there. You feel the tip of ghosts cock start to stretch you and you gasp out, a cry leaving your lips. “Ah, I can’t- I can’t take it!” You cry. “Shhh.. Relax.” Soap tries to soothe you, running his hand over your hair. “You can. You can take it, and you will. Just relax.” Ghost pushes deeper and you lay flat on the table, clutching at the sides. Tears filling your eyes as he filled you. You were fucked out and overstimulated. There wasn’t an inch of your body that wasn’t covered in sweat or cum. Your hair was damp with sweat, face beat red.

Soap could see the small blood vessels broken in your cheeks, little red spider lines covering them. Lips were split and slightly bloodied from being stretched. You were covered in love bites from him, all over your neck and chest. It was a sight for sore eyes. When Ghost bottoms out, he tears a cry from your throat, tears streaming steadily down your cheeks. “Yeah that’s a good girl, take him.” Soap mumbles into your ear. “Watch sweetheart.” He helps you prop yourself back up. “Watch him fuck you.” Soap reaches down across your chest, fingers pressing against your clit.

You’re unsure where Gaz and Alejandro have gone, probably to clean up and call it a night. You still seen no sign of Captain Price.

Soap rubs fast circles against your clit, Ghost hammering his hips into yours. “Such a pretty girl sweetheart.” Soap whispers into your ear, reassuring you and egging you on to take it further.

“So fucking tight.” Ghost groans out. Voice deep as he does. Your eyes stare down to where Ghosts massive cock disappears into you and you’re silent, body shaking each time he thrusts his hips into you. You’re right on the edge again and he can feel it by the way your push clenches tight around him, milking his cock. His eyes stare into yours, and you watch him stare at you, you can tell there’s an evil smile on his lips by the way his eyes are. “Those are some dangerous looks you’re giving me, princess.” Ghost laughs. “Looks like you wanna devour me.” You don’t say anything, don’t even move. Your eyes fixated on him as he pushes you closer and closer to your orgasm. Soap draws his hand back, but you stop him. “Damn.” He laughs nervously. “She’s really into this. Look at her.” Ghost chuckles. Your eyes screw shut. “Goddamn!” He yelps, eyes widening. You reach another orgasm, tightening and throbbing around Ghost. A mewl leaves your lips and Ghosts eyes roll back. Once he’s ridden our your high, you’re squirming from Soap rubbing at your clit. “Gotta stop, she’s gonna make me cum already.”

“Captain, you ready?” Soap pulls his hand away from you, and you whimper at the loss, Soap smiling. He returns himself, seeing Price tip back the rest of his whiskey, putting out his cigar.

He starts to undress himself and Soap returns his hand, rubbing fast circles on your clit again. “Can feel you throbbing around me. Gonna cum again, already?” Ghost looks down at you. You nod your head, cheeks still stained with tears. Your eyes roll back, resting your head on Soaps chest since he was bent down near you. “That’s it. That’s a good girl.” Soap smiles. A gasp leaves your lips and you take in another breath.

Ghost slides out of you after he’s ridden out your second orgasm, looking forward to the way you’ll have a 3rd around him. “Lay on your stomach.” Ghost says, grasping your arm. You do it immediately.

Soap passes Ghost the bottle of lube they’d gotten for this. He squeezes the bottle, getting maybe a little too much on his hand as he circles his finger over your puckering hole. “Relax.” Ghost says. You take a deep breath, looking to the side as he slides his finger into you. It’s an unfamiliar feeling, you hadn’t felt it before. You moan out as he draws his finger back, adding a second. You gasp out, clutching the table. “Oh fuck!” You cry out. “She’s ready, Captain.”

You hear heavy footsteps coming your way. “Can you stand sweetheart?” Price asks. Pulling you off of the table. Your knees buckle underneath you, and he laughs. He lifts you up, walking along with you until he reaches the chair in the corner of the room, set there in front of the large tv screen. Ghost sits down and Price helps you sit down onto him, straddling his hips, and he helps guide you back into him, a whimper leaving your lips. “I can’t take it-“ you shiver. “You can sweetheart.” Price smiles, slicking his cock up with lube. He’s standing behind you, Ghost is fucking his hips up into yours. “Just a little more sweetheart.” He reassured you, running his fingertips across your back to soothe you.

He presses his tip against your hole, your ass stretching out around him. Your body tremors as he pushes into you, crying out. When you finally feel his skin against your back, he’d slid in all of the way, your lips are parted, eyes glossed over. You’re in a different world of pleasure.

Ghost filling your pussy, Price filling your ass. You lift up on Ghost, testing the waters. Price slides back out of you, adding more Lube to slide easier.

You can’t focus. Can’t think straight. You’re panting, your skin is beat red. Your face is flushed and you can’t stop blushing. You straddle Ghosts hips and lower yourself onto him once again, feeling him stretch you out. “Fuckin’ hell you’re a minx.” Price breathes out from behind you, a gasp leaving your lips as you feel his cock brushing against your back. Ghost adjusted himself on the chair and you felt Price lining up with your ass again, leaning into the chair from behind you. You felt him slide into you, stretching you even further. The fullness you felt had your eyes watering. It hurt just a little bit as he stretched you out but the burn and feeling of fullness numbed you. You were fucked out already, unsure of how you could push your body to such limitations. You wanted them to use you just as they were, wanted to be a toy for them to use as they please. As they both began to thrust into you, you couldn’t keep quiet. Strings of moans and pleas left your lips like a poem. Price lifts your chin, forcing you to look at him. “You’ll be a good girl, yeah?” He bites his bottom lip. “Yes s-sir.” You can barely get it out. “That’s it.” He smirks. Ghost grasps a handful of your hair, pulling you up, his warm breath against your ear. “You’re our toy, ours to use and fuck as we please.” He growls. The way they stretched you, pushing against each part of you that you never knew could feel so good. “Just one more time sweetheart. Cum for us one more time.” Price mumbles.

“I can’t-“ you cry. “It’s too much!”

A deep chuckle comes from Price’s mouth. “You can sweetheart. Just one more.” He mumbles against your ear, moaning at the way you tightened around him. “Such a good girl, letting us fuck you like this. We’re going to give it to you sweetheart, gonna make you cum so hard.” Price mumbles into your ear. Ghost has his head tilted back, resting on the couch. Hands on your thighs. Price has a tight grip on your hips. Steady thrusts into you as ghosts thrusts up into you. The both of them overstimulating you. “So tight around me again. You’re close hm?” Ghost runs a hand through your hair. “Cum on my cock, you can do it.”

A sob tears it’s way out of your throat when you reach another orgasm, body shaking violently when you do. Your knees give out, but Ghost holds you up, still fucking himself into you. You’re crying, tears streaming from your eyes again. Body shaking with sobs, so overstimulated you felt like you were going to explode. “S’okay sweetheart. Do you want us to stop?” Price moves your hair from your faces. “No-“ you cry. Price smiles. “Such a good girl.” He mumbles, hips still hammering into yours. “We’re gonna fill you full sweetheart. Gonna fill this tight ass.” Price groans out. “Fuck- fuck I’m going to cum.” Ghost groans out. Hips thrusting up into you harder and faster, holding you up since you were too weak. When he finally cums, he moans out. You expected him to pull out but he doesn’t. He lowers you onto him, letting you rest your legs onto the couch as his cock throbs with each spurt of his cum that fills you until you’re dripping back out around his thick cock. The groan he lets out is sexy, your eyes rolling back as you hear it.

Price tilts his head back, cock twitching inside of you as he reaches his high too. Throbbing hard as he finishes, his cum doing the same. Spilling back out of you as he cums. He gives you a minute before he slides out of you, watching his cum spill back out of you. Ghost lifts you off of him. Price buttons his pants back up, lifting you up so that Ghost can clean himself up.

Price carries you back into your room. Your skin is flushed and abused. Pussy throbbing. You have bruises on your thighs and hips from their grips on you. Lips split and swollen. A sight for sore eyes. “Did such a good job for us dove.” Price mumbles.

“Such a good job.”

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I hope you guys enjoyed this, I’ll be helping dig my grave for this later XD

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pink-princess-pussy-pop · 9 months

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Scream For Me Rafe Cameron Ghostface x Reader PART 4

Warnings: Language, Rafe being a perv, sexual innuendos

Rafe texts in Blue, Ghostface texts in Red.

Scream For Me Masterlist

You probably shouldn't be getting into a car with a boy you hadn't spoken to in weeks, if at all. Especially with the serial killer running rampant around town.

Could Rafe be the OBX killer?

Your eyes snapped to him, in the driver's seat, one hand on the wheel, the other resting on the window edge. You had half expected him to start playing rap music the second you got in the car, but Rafe and you were sitting in silence.

"Y/N?"

He was talking to you.

"Wh-what? Sorry, I was-"

"It looked like you were checking me out." He chuckled, side-eyeing you.

Shit.

Suddenly you were stammering over your words.

"N-n-no. I was just thinking." He nods to himself.

"M'kay." His head turns forward again. "I asked for your address."

Rafe, of course, already knew how to get to your house, but in order to keep the suspicions down, he needed to ask. As far as you knew, Rafe had never been near your home, let alone been inside it.

"Oh, um. Just take the next right." He does.

Was Rafe always this attractive?

Fuck.

Now you were checking him out.

Look away. Look away. Look away before he notices.

But damn. His jawline and...

"You're doing it again, baby." Your nose scrunches.

"Ew, don't call me that." You turn away from him. "Next left, please." He looks over at you again, legs crossed away from him. He's so close to you he could just reach over and touch the hem of your skirt-

What in the world were you doing to him?

His hand tightens on the steering wheel as you pull the hem down.

"It's the third house after this right."

"So, are you a golfer?"

A question that Rafe already knew the answer to, but again, he needed to keep the suspicion down.

His hand squeezes the steering wheel again at your giggle.

"No, I hate golfing. I was just out with my family. They don't love me being home alone right now because of the killer."

His lips twitch into a smile.

"But it's alright for a guy you barely know to take you home... to an empty house?"

"I mean, they know who you are it's not like you're just a random guy I met on the street. I go to school with you and your family name is all over the OBX."

"Alright, babe."

He's parked in your driveway.

"I told you not to call me that."

Your heart flutters at the smile he gives you.

"Nope. You said I couldn't call you baby. I dropped the 'y'."

You roll your eyes and turn to open the door, hiding the blush from him.

But the door is locked.

Your heart drops.

As you jiggle the door handle, ready to yell at him, he's on the other side of the door, opening it for you. Unfortunately, when the door opens, you go with it, falling out of the car and into his arms.

"Shit, babe. You ok?" At the current angle, your face is right in line with his crotch. You snap your head to his face, the situation becoming increasingly intimate.

A whole slew of vulgar words run through Rafe's mind at your position below him.

On your knees in front of him, your hands wrapped around his arms.

He'd be taking a cold shower tonight.

You scramble up to your feet, brushing off your skirt. When you look up, Rafe is looking down at where your hands are currently holding up your skirt.

You drop it immediately and his eyes snap to yours, another smirk on his handsome face.

Shit. He really was handsome.

"Uhhhhh, thank you. For bringing me home." You push past him, walking to your front door.

His hand wraps around your wrist, pulling you back to him.

"Wait." His tongue darts out to wet his lips. "What sort of gentleman would I be if I didn't walk you to your door?" You look away from him.

What was going on?

Rafe flirted with nearly every single girl in your grade. You had watched it happen. He'd sweet-talk them, fuck them, and then move on like it never even happened.

He had never done it with you.

You knew you should resist his charm, send him on his way without a second glance. But how could you when he was looking at you like that?

He gently pulled your arm, leading you to your own door. He then watched as you fumbled with your keys, and then fumbled to put the key in the lock. He was grinning when you finally stepped inside and turned around to him.

"Thanks, again. I uh- I can Venmo you if you want or..."

"Don't worry about it. I'm always down to give a pretty girl a ride." You stared at him, the double meaning causing you to gape at him in shock.

"You ok in there?" His finger pokes your forehead and you slap it away.

"Stop that." Your eyes narrow into a glare. "You may go, Rafe." His eyebrow raises.

"Can I get your number first?" His hand is on the top of your door frame and you blush at the way he's looking down at you.

"Why do you want my number?" He pulls his phone out of his pocket.

"Why wouldn't I?" You stare at his fingers typing on the screen before he holds it out to you.

Against your better judgment, you take the phone out of his hands and type your number in.

"See you later.” he smiles at you, another one that gives you butterflies and turns to walk back to his car.

You shut the door, lock it and turn around.

"What the fuck?"

Your phone buzzed.

Have a good night......... babe. ;)

You don't reply.

Rafe, back in his car, smiles down at his phone.

Time for the real fun.

As you walk up the stairs, your phone buzzes again.

You look very pretty right now, sweetheart.

I cannot. im so excited for this.

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itskrejsaitsparty · 2 months

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!!! Gig Report Leipzig !!!

- Queue was very chill. We arrived at 4pm-ish and were 18 & 19 EA, so all good. While we were waiting for the doors to open Jan walked by, staring at his phone in confusion and vanishing behind a building. We were all a little worried if he was gonna find back to the venue ngl

- Met so many amazing people!!!! Everyone was so so so sweet and respectful oh my god I love you guys so much

- EA was so cute. Bojan explained the sound system to us. Kris walked out like a member of the royalty holding a tiny cup. The played ASTP & uhhhhh Omameljeno telo I think (?) blacked out a little there

EDIT: It was ASTP & Proti toku! thanks @mogoce-nocoj <3333

- Kris and Jure vanished immediately after, Jan, Nace & Bojan came down and took a few photos and gave a few autographs!!

- Sector5 & JC Stewart were really fun!!!

- I think from second one everybody in the room knew it was gonna be an amazing concert. The energy from the crowd (although NOT sold out, half of the room was empty basically) was INSANE and I think they really caught onto that.

- The mesh shirt was back

- Jure Eyeliner???? + THE sweater??

- Nace played a bass solo……the man is insanely talented…fr I was fucking changed

- Someone from the crowd shouted „Can you play *this song*?“ (didn’t catch what they said) and Bojan was like. „No. (Pause) Can you play rugby????…….just wanted to know.“ He is so silly istg. And really knows how to deal with comments lol

- Vse Kar Vem changed my life watered my crops etc. as always

- Bojan took a BIG walk around the audience during UM and let a lot of people sing. Jumped back out onto the stage right next to us. Ahhhhh. What the fuck

- During Metulji, Bojan propped up a painting of himself on Jan's piano to get Jan „in the mood“. Jan gave it a little kiss. During the first verse (?) the painting fell down with like. Perfect comedic timing. Bojan put it back up again and acted super heartbroken but then he could NOT stop giggling and neither could the crowd. It was so fucking funny

- Afterwards we got some pictures with the boys and talked. Jan Nace & Jure took their time, Bojan is getting sick again I think (no one is surprised) and really wanted to sleep and Kris went straight into the bus

- Oh yeah and Damon Baker was also there and spilled some tea hahahahah. An icon. Bless him

#joker out #joker out leipzig

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strawberrymilk-sunshine · 1 year

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Octopus night

I'm baaaaaack~

Warning(s): mutilation (but don't worry it'll grow back), biting, Jade gets a concussion

The other day, while having lunch with Azul, you were very surprised to see him order a dish that included octopus.

"Um, Azul...?" You asked. "You... you do know that dish has octopus in it, right...?"

"Hm? Of course I do." Azul responded.

"It's just, uh... aren't you an octopus...?" You asked.

"Yes? I don't see the problem, (Y/N)." Azul looked confused. "Octopi eat each other all the time. I don't see the problem with eating something if it's dead."

"Alright then..." You said.

A few days later, you noticed that the Mostro Lounge was having a special "octopus night", whatever that meant.

Might as well see what's going on.

The atmosphere of the Lounge was... different than usual. You're not sure why, though...

"Hey, uh, could I have a talk with Azul?" You asked one of the random Octavinelle students who was waiting tables.

"Oh, he's busy in the kitchen right now." The student responded.

You walked your way to the kitchen doors, and when you opened the door, well...

Azul was in his mer form, sitting on the kitchen counter. Jade had a butcher's knife in one hand, and was holding one of Azul's tentacles in the other. Floyd had his arm in Azul's mouth.

You ran up and punched Jade in the face so hard he fell backwards into the counter.

"(Y/N)!!" Azul yelled. "(Y/N) IT'S FINE I AGREED TO THIS!!"

"...what-?"

"I can regenerate my tentacles, it's fine." Azul said.

"Holy shit are you feeding your tentacles to the customers????" You asked, horrified.

"No! Of course not! Just to the twins every two-to-four months..." Azul admitted. "...do you like octopus dishes...?"

"YES BUT NOT WHEN IT'S MADE FROM THE LIMBS OF MY FRIEND!" You yelled.

"Wait... friend...?" Azul asked. "Did you just call me your.... friend...?"

"Of course I did!" You told him. "I really appreciate, Azul! I don't want you to be hurt...!" You said, tears in your eyes.

"Floyd, bite me." Azul said. "I want to make sure I'm not dreaming."

"You got it."

Azul basically shut down when he realized he wasn't dreaming.

"Holy shit Shrimpy I think Jade might be concussed." Floyd said, walking over to his brother. "How hard did you punch him???"

"Uhhhhh..."

"Jade, how many fingers am I holding up?" Floyd asked his brother who was still on the floor.

"Floyd, I don't mean to alarm you, but I think I'm seeing our siblings ghosts right now...!" Jade said, looking very shocked. "Either that... or you've learned to duplicate yourself..."

"Ok yeah, I'm gonna take him to the infirmary..." Floyd grabbed Jade's hand and pulled him up off the ground. "You two, uh... I dunno. Kiss, or something. Shrimpy, can you make Jade and I our food? Thanks later bye."

"...um. Y-you're very strong, (Y/N)." Azul said, a blush on his face.

"Oh, thanks. So uh... I have no idea what food they want."

"Takoyaki and octopus carpaccio."

"I don't know how to make either of those."

"Don't worry, I'll make it." Azul smiled. "I know how. You just go sit out in the waiting area, I'll make a special dish just for you~!"

"Please nothing involving octopus..."

You sat in the booth seat, waiting for your food.

And eventually, Azul came back out of the kitchen, now looking human again.

"Ah, there you are, (Y/N)." He handed you your food. "You said nothing involving octopus, so I decided to give you a dish that was partially based on what happened earlier. Some unagi."

"Oh, thanks."

"Now, I'm gonna deliver the... special dishes to the twins." Azul winked. "And, uh, if you're available and willing to... please meet me in my bedroom later~"

Then, Azul walked away, gave instructions to some random Octavinelle student, and left the Lounge.

Oh wow.

He really just asked...

If you wanted to...

...

Safe to say you didn't expect that.

#azul ashengrotto #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #azul x reader #azul

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kirans-wonderland · 1 year

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Hi! I had a fun idea! I didn’t see a character limit, so I’m going to request a small thing for all the boys (you can choose whomever you wanna write for if there is a character limit, but at least have Lilia please :’) )

Let’s say every time it’s someone’s birthday, the prefect gives the birthday boy a kiss on the cheek as “it’s tradition where I’m from~”

Hi Anon! This is such a cute request <3. Thank you for sharing it! This is the third thing I’ve written about kissing Lilia in less than two days- what is happening with me. >:)

~~~~~

A Kiss for the Birthday Boy~

“Happy Birthday!!” You cheered for the boy of the hour and *mwah* kissed him on the cheek. “Just a little thing we do where I’m from~”

~~~~~

Lilia:

Surprised for an instant

immediately becomes cheeky

He chuckles and smirks

“Heheheh~ I am curious as to know more about your little tradition… perhaps you should demonstrate it again~”

~~~~~

Riddle:

The boy is a tomato

Stuttering and stammering all over the place

Congratulations! You broke him

“I- Rule 4- uhm 4-45! No public displays of a-affection in the gardens! On a.. a Wednesday!!”(He’s grasping at straws here)

Trey:

It definitely surprises him

He puts and hand over his face trying to cover his flushed cheeks and laughs

He doesn’t know what to do guys he’s caught of guard

“Wow- thank you (y/n), it means a lot.” *cue the sweet boi smile*

Cater:

“Wait Wait Wait do it again!”

You’re confused but do it again

*click* aaaaand he took a picture

“Wait till my followers see that I got a kiss from THE prefect~”

“Cater- put the phone down”

Ace:

Cocky cocky cocky

Boy did you activate this mans ego

“Are you sure you didn’t just want an excuse to kiss me~?” *eyebrow wiggle* You turn around to walk away. “NO WAIT (Y/N) COME BACK!”

Deuce:

You broke him too

You’d swear he had completely disassociated from reality

“Hello? Earth to Juiceeee??” Shut up Ace

His face suddenly takes on a look of determination and his kisses your cheek back

“Uh- I um- you- uhhhhh-“ he cannot form words

Leona:

Honestly surprised he showed up for the event

He pretends to be disgusted swatting you away like you’re a fly

“Yeah yeah just don’t do it again herbivore.”

He actually does want you to do it again :/

Ruggie:

Happy boy happy boy happy boy

Immediately holds his cheek like he doesn’t want the feeling to go away

Teasing teasing teasing

“Shishishi looks like you finally stole something from me.”

Jack:

The man goes stifffff

He turns his head away to save face (he’s blushing)

Don’t look now but his tail is wagging

“That’s- yeah- … thank you.”

Azul:

You’re breaking so many boys

He tries to be so calm and composed but the red shade of his face betrays him

“Well- *clears throat* that was unexpected prefect… But d-don’t think that’s any sort of payment!”

Jade:

He’s pleasantly surprised

His eerie smile never leaves his face

“Oh? What an interesting custom. Why don’t you tell me more?”

Floyd:

Smiles with allll his sharp teeth

He’s a gigglin

“Ohh shrimpy~ I think you missed~”

Run. Start running. You are no longer safe. He’s chasing you.

Kalim:

Happy happy happy!!!

immediately grabs your face to kiss your cheek back.

REALLY?? THATS SO COOL!!” he’s literally beaming

Jamil:

shook

You kissed him? Him!?!

He doesn’t really know what to do or what to say.

“Oh.”

Give him a break. This is new to him.

Vil:

He’s used to attention but not quite this type of attention

As long as you didn’t mess up his makeup, you’re fine

Takes out a mirror to check if you left a mark (lol)

“Hmm thank you. Your gesture is much appreciated dear.”

Rook:

Immediately grabs your hands with a smile that’s kinda scary-

Starts muttering rapidly in fluent French before he says anything intelligible

“Mon Dieu! It’s Magnifique! What a tradition!!”

He’s loud and dramatic about it

Epel:

He’s a mix of shock/confusion and cocky

He grabs your shoulders and shakes you aggressively

Now you’re confused

“EY- YOU CANT JUST GO ROUND DOIN SUMTHIN LIKE THAT”

“But you could do it again… i-if you wanted.”

Idia:

I see two possibilities for this

1. He actually leaves his room for the party

Idia.exe has shut down

You absolutely fried him

I quote him from the ghost marriage event “Dude, I will literally DIE if we smoocharoo”

2. He sends his tablet in his place

You kiss the screen

Now he can die happily in the comfort of his own room

Either way he’s a sputtering mess

Ortho:

Happy babey happy babey

He’s floating circles around you

“I have to go tell my brother!!”

Malleus:

He’s immediately all smiley

He grabs your hand and places a kiss to your knuckles

“I quite enjoy your homelands tradition my Child of Man, may I attempt it?”

Yes please do

Silver:

He was asleep and your kiss woke him up (sleeping beauty much?)

“What? Oh. Thank you.”

He kisses your forehead

“It is only right that I return the gesture”

Sebek:

He has to buffer for a second before

Oml the volume-

“I APPRECIATE YOUR TRADITION, BUT PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOING SUCH THINGS IN THE EYES OF THE PUBLIC AND MASTER MALLEUS”

It’s because you did this before the hand holding stage- so inappropriate

#twst imagines #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #twst x reader #twst x you #disney twst #twst x yuu #twisted wonderland x reader #kirs writing desk

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thekoopalingsandstuffs · 12 days

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>The next morning; Still Broodals' house<

Rango: "Ahhh..." *Lays down on the couch* "Watching a kid is hard work! SUPER fun!! But exhaaausting!"

Topper: "Mm-hm." *Watching the TV*

Rango: "Buuut, I better get used to it!! I'm prolly gonna have to do a LOTTA babysitting this Summer!! Maybe Mr. & Mrs. Para will recommend me to their friends...! And their friends' friends!! Before I know it, I'll be babysitting a whole daycare worth of children!!!"

Topper: "Um. First of all, fuck that." *Pauses the TV* "And second. Now that our little unexpected guest is gone... Are you ready to check your blood test results?"

Rango: "... Um."

Topper: *Pulls out the file*

Rango: "......" *Looks around* "I... I-I don't wanna look!!"

Topper: ? "Rango, wha... Bud, we've talked about this! You're scared that the results will say something bad, but... It's better to know something's wrong than for it to be killing you without you being aware! Right...?"

Rango: "I-I guess so..."

Topper: "Then be a big boy, and let's look!! Together. Okay?"

Rango: "A-Alright..."

Rango: "... Welllll, looks like we'll never find out if I have diabetes after all!!!!!" :D "So, now-'

Topper: "Wait! Doesn't Dee's dad... Like... Work at a pharmacy or something...? He probably knows lots about medical shit! We can go take this to him and ask him what it means!!"

Rango: "... Greaaat..."

>At Beef & Kaley's house<

Topper: ! "What'd it say??"

Beef: "Among other things... Diabetes. Type 2. We just discussed a couple of different elements displayed in the results, such as pressure and cholesterol, but that was obviously the most prominent... Changes in diet & lifestyle, purchasing insulin, getting a CGM, speaking with an actual doctor, and other actions will have to be made to help take care of this, but for now, just taking the time to process should be you and your family's priority."

Topper: "Aw man." :[ "Rango? You alright?"

Rango: *Sniffle* "Y-Y-Yeahhh..."

Kaley: "Oh, was that it, then? You kiddos can go home if you want to!"

Topper: "Glad to know we aren't being held captive!" *Chuckles* "C'mon bro, let's go... And thank you for hosting us, guys! We'll be back to visit soon!"

Beef: "Any time!! Tell Hariet and Stewart it'd be nice for them to pay us a visit with you! I know they're quite the busy lot, but we'd appreciate the company!"

Kaley: "How 'bout a dinner party next week?"

Topper: "We'll look into it!"

Rango: "......." :'{

>On the way home<

Topper: "Uhhhhh... Okay. That's enough. Rango. Are you alright??"

Rango: "Y-Yes, Topper, I'm p-perfectly fine!!"

Topper: "Mm-hm. Sure you are. You look like your eyes really want to cry, but for soooooome reason, your face just won't let them!"

Rango: "I have n-no clue what y-you're talking about..."

Topper: "Man. Do you think I'm stupid or something?? I'd be sobbing every fluid out of my body if I were in your position!! I don't think trying to hold that back is doing you any good. It'll just give you wrinkles and a tumor or some shit... So. I dunno. Just cry and get it over with!! Listening to you suck that back is really weirding me out."

Rango: "..............." *Sniffle* "I d-don't know what y-you mean."

Topper: -_- *Groans*

Rango: "I... N-No, I didn't r-really, honestly..."

Topper: "I figured. But now you know. Don't expect me to say this again, but... I love ya. And I can tell trying not to cry right now is hurting you. I don't want you to hurt. So." *Opens his arms* "Let it out. Or something."

Rango: "..."

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growling · 16 days

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could you perchance elaborate on npd squirrelstar because i think i see the vision

ohhhhh absolutely anon, and as I don't get many asks about warriors: hi :3

Honestly it kinda started out as a pure vibes thing, like I just thought "hmmmm which cats to hit with The NPD Beam.. squirrelstar hhholy shiit i think i just had a vision. i didn't see anything in the vision but I had a visionnn" and it stuck. Mostly headcanon stuff, maybe some slight au territory (but wc canon is already flimsy as it is anyway, so really, it didn't change much from the originals) but the longer I though about it the more it just kinda fits in lol, especially with her torment gauntlet storyline but not entirely because of it, either -

(I do not know how coherent this'll be, or if I even say everything I wanted to, as I am. so sleepy rn) Honestly the first thing I thought after initially coming up with it is. her relationships with Brambleclaw and Ashfur gsfdsghsd. It's very common to just believe that the abuser must be The Narcissist (or that just, all people with npd are automatically predestined to be abusers no matter what) while it's actually way more often that people with npd are more likely to stay in those relationships, or get abused because *shocker* mentally ill people actually way more likely to be treated as subhuman by society and the like. And I've already saw one or two people just proclaim that Brambleclaw is a narcissist because um, *checks notes* he's controlling of his wife and extra sensitive of (oftentimes valid) criticisms of his leadership or something idk man which. uhhhhh. no can we not please + shut up forever + now I'm gonna do the opposite nobody can stop me (also happened with rainflower. and clear sky. and sol. but mostly rainflower. lord help me)

(on a sillier note though....... nothing much to say about Ashfur as of now but after his Squilf/Ashf breakup if he was a human he'd become a self-proclaimed tiktok Dark Empath)

And lastly the headcanon stuff, which I completely made up while stirring the muffin batter but they might or might not have canon basis too, I don't know, I'm not gonna look for it and I don't really care either;

Does the right thing not because it's "what you're supposed to do or whatever idk I have no idea how any of you define it anymore", but because it makes her feel good. And even if by the end of the day she doesn't get any praise or reward for it, even if she gets shunned for it, what matters to her is that she did the Good Thing and therefore she is Good and that's what matters, and everybody else is so stupid for not seeing it. Really, why does it always have to be her that actually bothers with helping people nowadays. She's got a so much better grade at Good Person than like 99% of her Clan, StarClan bless

Leafpool was always consistently her equal person, she deserves the world and maybe even more than she does because she's just that great, it's her an Leafy against the world <3 we're eating soft tacos later <3 hold on Squirrelflight's Hope just called and- oh god, oh fuck

neither low nor high empathy but a secret third thing: really fucking weird ever changing empathy that also varies on whoever it is for some unexplainable reason. Based off what I have and how do I even explain this in simple, not-10-paragraph-post length....... just trust me on this. What I'll say rn is that she tends to personally care about nearly exclusively towards people relevant to her, or those she considers "interesting" regardless if she actually likes them.

always sets her goals either incredibly high (because naturally she's gonna achieve this exactly as she imagined and wait what do you mean-), or very low (so that she can do the woohoo!!! whenever she succeeds)

she splashes water everywhere when drinking she spills it so much she puts all her paws in that damn stream then puts them all over the kids and now they're all wet they all shake it off directly at Brambleclaw

> gets criticized once > fucking dies

I'll add onto this if I have time maybe, and don't completely forget about this whole post

#mine #ask #seweryn's wc tag #wcSquirrelstar #once again sorry if this looks incomprehensible I am so bad at actually articulating myself I think. Usually. also I didn't proofread this<#too tired <3 woohoo!!!!!!!

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sunriseverse · 3 months

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Shipper tag game

tagged by the lovely @lucientelrunya (thank you!!!)

What ship were you completely obsessed with when you were a teenager, but now you don't care about anymore?

hmm..........i wrote a lot of oc stories when i was younger, largely for warrior cats settings/spinoffs, so i don't think i had a specific ship i was into? i read a lot of genfic (again, warrior cats fan).

Which ship would you consider your first one?

like i said, i didn't really have a "ship" for a long time, but in 2013 i was gifted the first l&co book and it prompted me to get much more seriously into fandom, so.......locklyle, i guess (i had yet to discover gay people, which is very ironic if you consider certain facts about my life).

Your first fanfic was about which couple?

again, locklyle! i actually deleted the fic i wrote, rewrote it, and reuploaded it years after i had first written it.

Do you remember the first couple you saw fanart of?

i think it was wc art? probably sandfire (gay cats weren't exactly..............in, yet).

Have you ever gotten into ship discourse?

no. i refuse to do so. if i hate a ship i'll complain about it to my friends to let off steam and then continue on with my life. i'm here to have fun not spend my limited spoons on arguing about fictional characters. if there's one person or people who post a lot of ships i don't like i'll block or avoid them.

Did you use to have any NOTP or have one currently?

yeah but i'm not going to say them because i would rather not get into an argument about things with people. beloved friends can probably guess though.

Who were the couple in the last fanfic you read?

uhhhhhh fuck. i think. hang on. du cheng/shen yi (this is @lunarriviera's fault).

Currently, do you have any OTPs?

[shakes dmbj] yes. (mainly tiesanjiao as a romantic pairing. i have written quite literally 100k+ about them u_u)

Is there any couple that, to this day, you are extremely mad about not getting together?

i was going to say nygmob in gotham but then i remembered. [YOU cat meme] syfy magicians. ohhhhhh i have so many words in my head and rage in my heart and hatred of showrunners and the way the show was handled later on and—whatever. whatever. it's fine. i still have a life in the day.

Is there any ship you used to dislike but now you think they are kind of interesting?

uhhhhhhhhh fuck. um. i can't think of anything on this aspect but i have the opposite. when i first got into tgcf i was neutral on fq but as i read more i got more and more annoyed that people were ignoring the clear class dynamics at play and how that complicated and complicates their relationship and instead just pigeonholing them into the enemies (rivals) to lovers mould.

Do you have any ship that, in the past, would've been considered normal but now you would be cancelled over?

what's the view on firetiger these days because that's probably the only one i can think of.

What is your favorite crack ship?

i don't really read crackfic? i like crackfic but i prefer crack taken serious—WAIT. I JUST REMEMBERED. tony stark x thomas barrow. if you know who that is you probably know the exact fanfic i'm talking about. that's probably the only crackship i can think of that has left any sort of impression on me. no idea how it holds up currently since i only read it once at like 4:00am but yeah it was fun.

What is the couple you read the most fanfics about?

numbers-wise probably either newmann or hualian. probably hualian? emotional support godghost couple <3

What do most of your ships usually have in common?

deeply fucked up people who find meaning in each other, probably.

What you absolutely hate in a ship?

destroying a character's personality to make the ship work. i love shipfic but fuck you i want those characters to be in character. i don't care if it makes the ship "more fucked up" that's actually fun in my opinion.

tagging..................uhhhhh @lunanoc @lungache @owengrose @lasenbyphoenix @mhaccunoval @butchybats and anyone else who wants to play!

#tag meme #c.txt

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artemis-pendragon · 1 year

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Okay I gotta make a funny last post for 2022 hold on uhhhhh wait okay uhhhhh um no no hold on I got this u guys ummm

#happy new years to mine fellow fâggøts #new years #new years eve #happy new years #new years 2023

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msm-tsotmw · 11 months

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hey yall mondo here

so uhhhhh sprigg went back to sleep (im assuming theyll wake up at like idk 3 am or smth) and that just

leaves me and toorie

here

at night

i guess

Hey , At Least The Stars Are Super Pretty , Right ?

yeah

Ooh , Look At That Constellation ! It Kinda Looks Like One Of Dizzie’s Hoops :O

cool

(Toorie looks at another “constellation,” except it looks more like a jumbled mass of dots rather than a beautiful pattern.)

Look At That ! It Looks Like Spilled Coffee !

looks more like my room to me

Uh , What Do You Mean ?

remember back on cold island where you and sprigg stayed in my room

Oh , Riiiiiiight .

Well , Uh , My Room On Earth Is Kinda Like That Too , Haha …

wait it is

Mhm ! Pretty Sure Sprigg’s The Only One Of Us Who Has An Actually Tidy Room , Actually .

what about mauna

she seems like shed have a clean room

Not So Sure About Her , But Yeah ! Probably .

(Suddenly, one of the stars seems to fall down, leaving a trail of “stardust” behind it. can we pretend that airpl)

Oh , Wow ! A Shooting Star !

Don’t Think We Get Much Of Those Around Earth , Haha .

back on cold its basically obligatory to make a wish whenever that happens

Oh , Uh-

Hold On A Sec , Let Me Think Of One …

Aha ! I Wish For A Fun Adventure With Tons Of Friends Made Along The Way .

thats nice

What About You , Mondo ?

oh uhhhh

shit

… Huh ? What ?

(man i wish toorie knew how i felt about it)

Huh ? You … You Didn’t Say Anything .

oh uh

they say wishes work better if you dont say them out loud

… Oh .

dw yours will work

Yay !

(Mondo smiles at Toorie. She notices and smiles back at them. The two of them share a moment of silence.)

o shit nows my chance

hey

toorie

Yeah ?

(yeeeeeees. do it mondo do it you cringefail loser)

i uhh

Hm ?

(YEEEEEEEEEEES.)

(YEEEEEEESSSSSS. TELL HER YOU YETI-LOOKING-ASS FUCK. YES. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.)

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!

AVANI, NO! WAIT!

GAH

AH !

(god FUCKING dammit)

(Awdajeeo rushes in and picks Avani up before she can bite anyone.)

oh, i am SO sorry if we were interrupting something—

Nonono , No Need To Apologize !

grrrrrrrrrr

(Mondo glares at Avani in fear. He doesn’t notice they’re clenching onto Toorie’s arm for dear life.)

i don’t know why she’s been like this lately, haha… avani’s just been growling and barking at random monsters for no reason at all.

well from what i know somethings DEFINITELY wrong

uh, what?

Apparently , Critters Act SUPER Aggressive Towards Others When Something Is Off Around The Island .

Trust Me , I Know From How The Critters Act On Earth Island Whenever Dizzie And Her Friends Are Pulling Pranks .

(Suddenly, a purple blur speeds past the 3 Monsters and 1 Critter.)

SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!

GAH !

wait, is that flitz?!

if theres anything being a cold islander taught me its that tweedles only squawk when somethings wrong

maybe we should go follow her!

yea probably

Let’s Go !

barkbarkbark!

(Awdajeeo picks up Avani, and scuttles as fast as he can as Toorie and Mondo run after Flitz.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

sorry not sorry for the confession fail 🥰🥰🥰

all jokes aside, I plan on developing Toorie and Mondo’s mutual pining a little more before ACTUALLY turning them into a couple lmao

anyways hooooooo boy I wonder what’s wrong on Faerie Island 👀👀👀

-Mod Jimmy 🗣️

#msm #my singing monsters #msm au #my singing monsters au #mammott #mammott msm #pompom #pompom msm #stogg #stogg msm #ahralliday #ahralliday msm #tweedle #tweedle msm

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naturallytom · 2 years

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hoodie (eddie munson x reader)

a/n: i luv him also posting this before watching vol 2 and i am scared!!

warnings: uhhhhh mentions of breakups?

breaking up with eddie was the hardest decision of your life, but you felt it was necessary. you needed to focus on school and work while eddie was more focused on d&d and parties. you just felt like two of you were on separate paths and you didn’t want to end up with resentment between the two of you.

the split was hard. the two of you still had a lot in common and despite needing to focus on school and work, you still occasionally played d&d and wanted to talk to eddie about your campaigns. after a month, however, you seemed to be doing better.

you thought you were doing okay until you found one of his hoodies in your room. it was the last one he left over at your house, the rest had been returned. you smiled at the memory of when he last stayed over and left it there.

“what’re you doing?” eddie smiled as you tried to nestle yourself under his sweatshirt so your head would be poking out underneath his chin.

“your hoodie is comfy. ‘m trying to wear it. you giggled, the two of you laying in your bed.

“you know you could just ask to wear it? i’ll always give it to you.” he smiled, taking off the hoodie and handing it to you, letting you slip it on.

“still wanna cuddle you, though.” you mumbled, curling up to him as he wrapped his arms around your shoulders. “love you.”

“hm, love you too. even if you steal all my hoodies.”

you sighed, holding the hoodie close to you. it still smelled like him and still had that familiar warmth to it. you knew you should return it, but you couldn’t help but want to keep it for yourself, the warmth and familiarity bringing comfort to you.

it served as a reminder of a time when you comforted by eddie, when the two of you were happy together. you thought that breaking up with him was the right move and that you were doing what was best for both of you, but the more you sat on your bed in his hoodie, the less you thought what you did was right.

you wondered if eddie missed his hoodie. if he even realized it was missing. you wondered how he was doing. how his d&d campaigns were going. you wondered if he was happy. that was all you truly wanted. was for him to be happy.

you frowned, wanting to go on a walk to clear your mind. grabbing your house keys, you stepped outside, feeling the cool autumn air on your skin. sticking your hands in the pocket of eddie’s hoodie, you walked the path you had walked with him a thousand times before.

you weren’t paying attention, causing you to bump into someone else on the same path.

“oh sorry- eddie?” you asked, seeing his eyes widen in surprise.

“y/n?” he replied, just as shocked. “what are you doing out here?”

“could ask you the same thing.” you mumbled, kicking a rock. “i just wanted some air.”

“me too.” he responded, his eyes finally settling on your hoodie. “you still wear my hoodie?”

“oh,” you felt embarrassment flood your senses. you completely forgot you were wearing his hoodie. “yeah. was gonna return this, actually. figured you missed it.”

“it’s okay, y/n. i didn’t even notice it was missing.” he told you, making you smile.

“um, how have you been?” you glanced up, seeing his face fall.

“y/n i don’t think-”

“please, eddie? i just wanna talk.” you pleaded.

“fine.” he sighed. he never could say no to you. “what’s up?”

“i miss you.” you blurted out, your eyes focused on the ground. “i know you probably hate me and want nothing to do with me but i miss you. and i’m sorry. i thought i did the right thing but i’ve been thinking and i just miss you.”

“i miss you too, y/n.” he said softly. “i don’t hate you. i could never.”

“really?” you asked, your eyes filling with tears.

“really.” he confirmed, concern taking over his features when he saw your tears. “wait are you crying?”

“‘m really sorry eddie.” you cried. “i really thought i was doing the right thing.”

“hey, c’mere.” he cooed, pulling you into his chest. “it’s okay, it’s okay.”

he rubbed your back softly while you cried into his chest until your cries turned to sniffles.

“why don’t we take a walk. hm? we can catch up.” he suggested, lacing your fingers together.

“yeah. yeah that would be nice.” you replied, a soft smile on your lips.

breaking up with eddie munson was the hardest decision of your life. but getting back together with him was the easiest and the best decision.

tagging: @spiderrrling

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson angst #stranger things imagine #stranger things blurb #stranger things x reader #stranger things x you #stranger things angst

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teddy06writes · 3 years

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Noisy neighbors

Wilbur X reader

requested: no

trigger warnings: swearing

premise: you rent an office in the same building as Wilbur and even though he does his best to stream at night when he won’t disturb anyone random screaming can be pretty disrupting

‘-’ thinking

“-” talking

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Three months you had been renting this office and so far you’d managed to avoid the people with offices on either side of your own. That was until tonight.

You’d been staying late to finish a paper, a quick job you’d told yourself, nothing too long, just a few paragraphs before you headed back to you flat, that was two hours ago now.

The sky had long since turned dark outside the windows, the sounds of the city on a chilly Tuesday night coming muffled through the walls, the to go cup of coffee sitting to the right of your computer long cold as you stared at the monitor, struggling to find the right wording.

Sighing you sat up, the curser still blinking emptily at you as you grimaced at the cold coffee.

‘god why didn’t I go home earlier?’ you thought, tossing the cup into the bin.

You leaned back in your chair, already trying to brainstorm more of your work when the calm was mostly broken by a half yell of, “Oh- Oh no! no!” From the next office over.

Rubbing at your temples you looked over at the wall wearily, it was at least the 7th shout tonight.

‘It’s only a few more lines,’ you thought, quietly going back to working.

“He isn’t going to be able to reac- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

You groaned, “What the fuck?”

That was the last straw, angrily you stood up, shoving your chair back in and grabbing the mask off the corner of your desk, it may have been late but that was no reason to avoid a confrontation.

Pulling on your mask you quickly opened the door to your office, turning and knocking on the door of the one to the right, yelling, “Oi! There's other people in this damn building you know?!”

From inside you could make out someone muttering, “Shit. You guys, I’m in trouble now because of you.”

A moment later the door opened to a tall man with unruly hair in a yellow jumper, awkwardly adjusting his mask, “Hi, um, I’m sorry-”

You rolled your eyes, “Apologies aren’t going to change the fact that my paper is due tomorrow, and you keep screaming.”

“I- Do you know what twitch is?” He was definitely grasping for something to explain with.

“If you are about to tell me that I came over here to yell at you whilst you were doing a twitch stream I might scream,” You ran a hand through your (H/c) hair annoyed, “Are you seriously a streamer?”

“Uh, yeah, I was doing a you laugh you lose stream.” He looked down at his feet, “I’m- uh, I’m Wilbur Soot.”

“(y/n).”

“I really am terribly sorry.”

You sighed again, “Just keep it down alright. Some of us have real jobs.”

With that you turned, going back into you office, and unable to help yourself, quietly pulled up twitch and search for his name.

The stream that appeared on your screen showed the man from next door was slowly sitting back down, “Guys- guys I got told off by the person next door.”

You smirked, watching as the chat filled with ‘f’s.

Wilbur berried his face in his hands, “And they were cute! God, I- whatever- back to the stupid videos.”

Later that night you had finally finished the paper, packed up and headed out into the crisp air, inhaling deeply as you started off towards your flat.

“(y/n)! Wait (y/n)!”

you sighed, turning to see Wilbur running towards you, “What?”

“I really am sorry. Let me walk with you?”

You sighed, nodding reluctantly.

Over the next few months you got to know Wilbur better, and as more than just an office neighbor.

He was a bit clumsy and awkward, but sweet and kind as well, always doing his best to make you laugh when you hung out.

You ended up becoming good friends with him, even jokingly exchanging extra keys to your offices, not fully seeing how much the gesture had moved him.

One day, as summer was beginning to draw to a close, you were headed out of your office early, having for once gotten things done on time, passing a gangly blond boy and another brunette on your way out.

“Excuse me?” The blonde asked.

“Yeah?” You turned to look at him again, confused to find the voice slightly familiar.

“Do you know which office belongs to a Wilbur Soot?”

You cocked an eyebrow, “Should I really be telling people that?”

“uhhhhh, I’m friends with George not found.”

The brunette barley held back a laugh, and it was then you noticed the camera he was holding, and you chuckled yourself, “It’s just up the stairs.”

Tommy pumped his fist, turning to the camera David held up, “We gottem boys.”

He charged up the stairs, David hurrying after him after stopping the camera, catching up with Tommy as he examined two different keys he’d found in Wilbur’s wallet, “Which one do you reckon?”

“Uh, try that one.”

It didn’t fit in the lock on the first office door, And David squinted through the small window at the top of the door, “Maybe it’s the wrong office?”

The next door swung open easily with the first key, and Tommy let himself into your office, muttering, “Wow, nice place.”

Turning to David he grinned, “I should go live from his computer.”

“That is a horrible idea.”

“It’ll be funny!”

“Oh god.”

Tommy somehow managed to log into your computer, pulling up twitch and starting to sign in to his own account, because he wasn’t a monster, except, because naturally Tommy being an idiot, he managed not too, instead, clicking ‘go live’ on Wilbur’s account, still logged in from when Wilbur had tried to convince his viewers he’d moved.

It didn’t take Wilbur long to find where Tommy had gone, and so quickly heading up the stairs to his office he got very confused upon seeing the lights of his office still off.

Phil had told him he’d gotten the notification that Tommy was live from Wilbur's account so why was his office still locked?

Looking over he saw all the lights of your office on and immediately began to panic.

Tommy turned quickly upon hearing the knocking on the door, “Um, it’s- it’s locked!”

“Tommy open this god damn door!”

David reached over and opened the door, leaving Wilbur to lean in, “What the fuck are you doing? How the fuck did you get in here?”

“uhhh.”

“Tommy! How did you get my wallet? Are you live?” His voice got louder with every word and even Tommy could tell he was panicking, “Tommy this isn’t my office!”

“It’s not?”

“NO!” He berried his head in his hands.

“Whos is it? Why did you have a key?”

“It’s (y/ns) office Tommy! That’s why- Get out! Get out of there office!” Wilbur practically dragged Tommy out of the chair, quickly ending the stream and turning off your computer, “Tommy you fucking idiot! What are they gonna think?”

“Well if we tidy up, and lock the door they’ll never- wait, do you like them?” Tommy’s tone became accusative.

“N- no.” Wilbur stuttered, face already starting to go red.

Tommy rolled his eyes, unconvinced, “Yeah sure, come on, they won’t even no that we’ve been here.”

“Yeah, no one will ever know,” You said from the door way, having joined the live stream long enough to see Tommy was in the wrong office, “Except for every person on that live stream.”

Wilbur turned quickly, “(y/n) I am so sorry- I didn’t- he took my wallet- I shouldn’t have had your key with mine. I- I’m sorry.”

You half nodded along, “ah huh, kid- Tommy- whatever, when I said just up the stairs I did not mean my office.”

Tommy turned red, “I-”

“Get your ass out of my office.” Tommy quickly jumped up, scurrying out, David following, as you turned to Wilbur, who was still blushing awkwardly.

“How much of that, did you hear, before the acting like we weren’t here bit?”

You smiled, “Enough.” and quickly pressed a kiss to his cheek, “Come on, you’ve left all your friends jet lagged and outside.”

#mcyt x reader #mcyt imagines #wilbur #wilbur soot #wilbur soot x reader #x reader #wilbur x reader #wilbur soot imagines #teddy06 #teddy06 writes

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cringesideblog · 3 years

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here’s my dnf playlist and a complete song by song track-list and why I put them on it.

heatwaves- on here for very obvious reasons. i don’t think I need to explain. but here are some lyrics anyway. “Sometimes all I think about is you, late nights in the middle of June.”

Jenny- again this is kinda obvious. “I wanna ruin our friendship, we should be lovers instead, I don’t know how to say this, cuz you’re really my dearest friend.”

TALK ME DOWN- this one just has the best friends pining for eachother vibe. “I wanna sleep next to you, and that’s all I wanna do right now.”

Dark paradise- kinda has dream smp vibes. but also you could argue heatwaves vibes. “Everytime I close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise.” “There’s no relief, I see you in my sleep.” “There’s no release, I feel you in my dreams.”

Sweater weather- yeah you know why. you absolutely know why. “All I am is a man, I want the world in my hands. I hate the beach but I stand, in California with my toes in the sand.”

Drop the Guillotine- idk man just vibey. give it a listen you’ll get it. it’ll click. “You sure know how to drop that guillotine on me, though you would never wanna see me bleed.”

Can I call you tonight?- thats on their only for of communication being through the phone huh. (major heatwaves vibe) “powers out and I can’t turn the fan on, so can I call you tonight? trying make up my mind, just how I feel.”-“I hear your voice on the phone, now I’m no longer alone.”

Lemon boy- oh my god this song. geogre do be seeing dream as his lemon boy. “I helped him plant his seeds and we’d mow the lawn in bad weather.”

Yellow- DREAM IS LITERALLY GEORGES YELLOW SHUT UP RIGHT NOW. “Look at the stars, look how they shine for you.” “For you I’d bleed myself dry.”

Like you do- first of all I love this song, second, this has dream being a little too attached vibes. The whole song is just them. “Lost in the blue, they don’t love me like you do, those chills that I knew they were nothing without you, and everyone else they don’t matter now. You’re the one I can’t lose, no one loves me like you do.” “Since I met you, all the gloomy days just seem to shine a little more brightly.”

I saw you in a dream- mega heatwaves vibe. “When I’m awake I can’t switch off,” “I saw you in a dream, you came to me. You were the sweetest apparition, such a pretty vision.”

Maybe you’re the reason- did someone say pining best friend who doesn’t know that they’re in love ? this song. this song right here. “I keep looking for something, even though I know that it’s not there. Maybe you’re the reason. And anytime I try to figure it out, you’re the only thing I can think about.”

The king- DREAM SMP VIBE. “You like me, well obviously, so why you tryna leave when you know that I’m the king?” “Other lovers give you no luck, cuz I’m the only one who’s made you fall in love.” “Playing with your heart cuz you gave me the throne.”

Sweet- an adorable song truly that actually fits them so well. “Watching the, video that you sent me- you know that I’m obsessed with your body, but it’s the way you smile that does it for me.” “It’s so sweet, knowing that you love me.”

Apocalypse- um okay here me out, apocalypse au?? yeah i know it’s cute as shit you’re welcome. “Your lips my lips, apocalypse.” “When you’re all alone, I will reach for you, when you’re feeling low, I will be there too.”

Fear of the Water- don’t come for me this ones kinda sad, beautiful song though. “If this was meant for me why does it hurt so much, and if you’re not made for me why did we fall in love?”

Dreaming of you- two words, heat. waves. but also yeah good song for them in general. “Want you all the time, and now I’m dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming of you.”

Wires- uhhhhh dream smp vibe, dream villain arc n all . “If he said help me kill the president, id say he needs medicine.” “He said that I should take it in, listen to every word he’s speaking.”

Midnight love- it’s girl in love so, you already know how it issss. “I know I don’t want to, be the one that you run to, when you’ve got nowhere else to go, when you need some love.” “I always give in to give you it all.” “I can’t be your midnight love, when your silver is my gold.”

The beach- SUCH A HEATWAVES SONG JUST LISTEN. “I feel it burning me, I feel it burning you.” “I think I can see the beach, I know what’s underneath. I need you here with me,”

Cherry flavored- the neighborhood just.. they have a dnf vibe. “Cherry flavored conversations with you got me hanging on. Down to earth from all the waiting. Take me somewhere beyond.”

Pretty boy- geogre is a pretty boy. point blank period. “Even if my heart stops beating, you’re the only thing I need with me.” “Pretty boy, you did this with me boy.” “As long as I got you, I’m gonna be alright.”

Bad idea- girl in reddd... but like imagine them casually hooking up and not knowing their in love tho. also I feel like they would definitely think that their relationship is a “bad idea” bc they’re stupid. “It was a bad idea, to think I could stop, was such a bad idea, I can’t get enough.” “Darling your so pretty it hurts.”

Line without a hook- ICONIC!! dream definitely does not think that he deserves george. “You can hold my hand if no ones home.” “All my emotions feel like explosions when you are around” “Oh baby I am a wreck without you.” “She’s a, she’s a lady, and I am just a boy. She’s a, she’s a lady, and I am just a line without a hook.”

Say you hate me- mega dream smp vibes as of recently. with the whole removing geogre as king. “I guess that your friends where right, from the start when they thought that I was a bad guy.” “Can you just say that you hate me? Or that you will never love me?” “Never meant to make you leave, never meant to make you cry.”

Cherry bomb- reminds me of how dream cheated on fundy with geogre. “I’m too close to crushing, and I’m too close for comfort I’m rushing.” “I ask how shes so mellow, she tells me her shades are in yellow.”

This side of paradise- I mean, like, kinda heatwaves vibes, but also just them. “Ask me why my hearts inside my throat. I’ve never been in love I’ve been alone.” “If you’re lonley come be lonley with me.”

Linger- geogre literally has that boy wrapped around his finger and I can’t not see it in this song. But when you look into it HELLA dream smp vibes, lyrics can be switched for either perspective here. “You know I’m such a fool for you, you got me wrapped around your finger.” “I thought the world of you, I thought nothing could go wrong, but I was wrong,”

august- i don’t know what is but this song is for them. it just is. “To live for the hope of it all. Cancel plans just in case you'd call” “So much for summer love, and saying “Us” Cause you weren't mine to lose”

I was an island- i just love the idea of them being hardasses and not thinking they need anyone until the other comes into their life and rocks their world. kinda dream smp vibes “I was a fighter, and I was so brave, but I lowered my sword when you held me and swore you’d stay.” “I was a wolf, dear, apart from the pac But you answered my cries in the dead of the night and told me that you had my back,”

Golden- k this one feeds into the “you’re literally the sun in my sky I’m not worthy” feel “I know you were way too bright for me I'm hopeless, broken” “I know that you're scared Because hearts get broken” “I can feel you take control Of who I am and all I've ever known Loving you's the antidote”

Strong- ummm okay but the “we’re better together” dynamic is them “I’m sorry if I say I need ya, but I don’t care I’m not scared of love.” “when I’m not with you I’m weaker is that so wrong? Is it so wrong, that you make me strong.”

Fly out west- the whole, I need to see you, you’re all I think about, stuff gets me. also heatwaves vibe. “Well tell me do you know? You’re all I dream about. Take it from me I’m too dumb to recognize your doubt.”

Cruel summer- them and summer, you dig? “I don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you.” “I love you and that the worst thing you ever heard?”

Nothings gonna hurt you baby- I put this one on here because of how protective dream is over geogre “Nothing’s gonna hurt you baby, as long as your with me you’ll be just fine. Nothings gonna hurt you baby, nothings gonna take you from my side.”

Cardigan- young love, the kind of lover that makes you feel like you are the most important thing in the world to them “when you are young they assume you know nothing, but I knew you-“ “and when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone’s bed, you put me on and said I was your favorite.”

Cry baby- them being in that weird stage where they recognize that it might be more than just senseless flirting and they might have feelings but also being paranoid that they’re the only one with feelings uh- “I can taste it my hearts breaking, please don’t say it. That you know, when you know.” “I know I’ll fall in love with you baby, but that’s not what I wanna do baby.”

Speak now- literally the fundy dream wedding. i rest my case. “I hear the preacher say speak no or forever hold your peace.” “Dont say yes runaway now.”

I love you so- this song is cute on the surface but kinda sad once you look into it. it’s kinda about a codependent love that isn’t going well. “I gotta get away and let you go I gotta get over, but I love you so.” “You were cool and I’m a fool so please let me go.”

In conclusion I’d really appreciate if you could check it out :) <3

#haha playlist go brr #Please I beg of you go send it some love it genuinely think that all the songs fit them so well #also this might get updated as I listen to more music and discover new songs that fit them #but please #pleaseeee #go like it :)#that would be nice of u <333 #dreamnotfound #georgenotfound #dreamwastaken #dnf #Spotify #heatwaves

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