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acemotes · 3 months

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Pronouns Wordmojis 8 ("Innapropiate" prns)

First requested by Kyokai on discord!!<33

He & She Wordmojis They & It Wordmojis Any/All Wordmojis They/It Wordmoji (Alt Color) Popular Neos Wordmojis Lu, No, Wrong & Hoarder Wordmojis Xe, Xeir & Heb Wordmojis Fae & Dae Wordmojis F*ck/you Wordmoji (Alt Version)

Requests open!!

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disgustinggf · 6 months

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By far my fav mom bod here, happy to see the mommy milkers 🐮🐮🐮

you typed all that n went yeah. what an insult. your jealousy is showing babe

#asks #also putting mom bod and cow emoji together is so ignorant i bet ur mom is ashamed she had u. Poor woman

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catz-dave · 1 month

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SOME MORE SILLY SUPER COOL DRAWINGS!!!!!😼😼😼

#i love this emoji help me 😼😼😼😼#gay #i want to kms #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf #dsaf dave #dsaf jack #davesport #chill #ur mom #art #traditional art #what was the last tags-

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hannie-dul-set · 5 months

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anyway.....have this last line i wrote b4 i disappear to study again.

#on a completely unrelated note: my hao inspired emoji clips arrived last week and i've been wearing them daily 😭😭😭#they're so dumb and ugly but in a cute way BUT they're definitely satisying my attention seeking tendencies so #they're going to be part of my daily look now HAHAHAHAH got so many ppl calling me cute thanks hao #the downside is.....i very deliberately have this intimidating cool girl persona i've been trying to live by 😔😔 having #question marks and hearts and emojis stuck on my head is definitely negating that #oh to be intimidating or cute that is my dilemma #my mom's unsolicited comments are the perfect visualizations of this #from 'change ur lipstick color u look like a bitch. no wonder ur peers are scared of u' to 'those clips look cute on u u look like ur 16'#the only solution is to alternate my cool days n cute days 😔😔

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jrueships · 8 months

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who taught him how to say twin 😭

#after all these years..#hes finally trying to learn how to be Cool 😭#i bet sochan taught him #or maybe devin hes pretty chill #very most opposite of our rambunctious baby moose #sochan told his mom he cant hang out with them if he doesnt have adept knowledge of their colloquiums #love this picture theyre so hashtag Girls #keldon sits so petite and yet so obnoxious 😭😭#i love u keldon ure so girlfriend #i WOULD stream.. The Christian Gamer 😎🔥 💯#THE CHRISTIAN GAMER 🔛🔝🗣‼️‼️‼️#what is with my favs and their obsession with the rock on emoji 😭😭#who plagued them!!!

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apartmentbuilding-num3 · 2 months

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#ur mom #you must choose #:3 #using emojis #using reaction pics #meme #funny memes #funny meme haha

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pet-cemetery-emotes · 4 months

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Hey man. Don’t send me requests off anon if your blog is about or makes heavy reference to syscourse. It’s way too 2014 aphobia for me and I will block you

#notices #not emojis #u can use anon for free and then I’ll never know u’ll bully anyone u think no one will stand up for lolz #life hackkkk for insufferable bastards bigots the meek and those who are worried about spamming alike #if ur the latter 2 tho… haiii 💖🥺💕🪦#I don’t care if we have different lived experiences btw u don’t have to agree with me on shit #but if I’m like YAY an ask. oh boy new friend! I wonder who you are-#and get flavorblasted by discourse #umm. my mom said I have to come home ._.#u can just use anon tho. the perfect crime. I don’t think ur evil I just don’t wanna look at dat shit #I will not post about this again. I’ll just block. but warning shot feels fair?#🎃#🍂

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ihatebnha · 2 years

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"or just make kiri do it" man..... that man has literally seen ever part of baku squad & u cannot convince me otherwise.. always getting roped into something not like he's complaing tho lmao

(in reference to making kiri shave bakugo’s nuts...)

YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!! And I really wanted to save this ask for when I had time to expand, because... yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He’s the guy they/you go to for EVERYTHING. Need help shaving your balls? A splinter pulled out of your butt cheek? A nasty back pimple popped? Yes, he’ll absolutely do it... and those probably aren’t even the worst things that he’s seen.

Definitely seen everyone naked outside of the locker room at least once (even Mina, probably. Gave her his shorts and shirt once when her dress went kaput at an event). The one who always knows what to do when there’s tummy trouble, or a broken condom. He’s not even the mom friend but for some reason has wipes in his car.

It’s manly to be there for your friends! To stay calm and help when there are emergencies!!!

And I just... I know this was about doing something for Bakugo so you didn’t have to... but if he happened to have feelings for YOU at the same time? Whether or not you were in a relationship... it would suck so hard to be the guy you always asked to fix your bra straps, if he could see your panty line, period stains, ANYTHING.

Not that he wouldn’t do it so kindly and genuinely, but... acting like a boyfriend when he wasn’t one would hurt. Gotta make it up to him one day!!!

Til then, though... more adventures trying to get a popcorn kernel out of Denki’s nose.

#kirishima #like... crying at the thought of asking him how u look when he's not ur date to the party #sdkjfashdjf finding out i was hurting him would be like. ok now i have to date u immediately #as usual i have to make it about you lol #sorry hehehe #no but this is soooo canon he's definitely the accidentaly mom friend #maybe not even mom friend the DAD friend #doing stuff dads usually help with #LMFAO THO i was gonna go a lot nastier like... pulling stuff out of someone's A*S #and i mean he would... *eyes emoji*#but i didnt want to like. alienate anyone LOL #anyway asking him to finish ur bikini wax when someone did a bad job #or like ur dating and abt to frick and ur like #hold on... lets do doggy so u can check that the waxer got every hair #and if they didn't making him pull out the strips #LMFAO BYE #ask #anon #caitie things #fave #queue #menstruation tw

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would-you-rather-questions · 1 year

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Your Mom

#grinning emoji #your mom #ur mom #poll #polls #tumblr polls #would you rather...#would you rather?#would you rather

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ria-starstruck · 11 months

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i love animation (starts standing up and swinging pen like a madman)

#not art #the pen is mightier than the sword blah blah blah and all that #made me remember eizouken...good times #. felt like i was gonna say something else what wasss iiiittttt #something osmething blehhh #OH RIGHT. ya this is an oc animatic...sorryy hollowknighters (salute emoji)#i prommyyyyy i will do that hk animatic idea and that other one and the other one as well i just wanted 2 finish this one b4 artfight (delu #(delusional)#but we stay uuhhhh #but we stay .you're kidding me rright. are there no synonyms for delussional #''no entries found'' YOU'RE delusional #was seized w the urge to say ''sod off'' but ive been informed that that's br*t*sh #i am NOT br*t*sh. beating the br*t*sh allegations by fuckinuhhhh #going out buying and devouring a (reads smudged writing on hand) corndog inexplicably having an allergic reaction going to the hospital and #then being billed to high heaven. not very br*t*sh is that!! huh!!!#whoever u are if you're reading this far in the tags of this non art post....uhhh....wwus (what would udog say)......ur mom 😎

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northpenguin13 · 1 year

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Hey, does anyone know what I just found out??

I look almost exactly like what 9 year old me thought was attractive and cool

I have:

•blonde hair

•wear those military pattern pants and black sports pants almost exclusively

•only wear short/no sleeved shirts

•boobs

•I can wear my hair half up half down, and I look androgynous

•my face is adorable (in my opinion), yet i can still intimate people with a glance (people think I'm mean when I'm really just touch starved and have a resting bitchface)

•I'm very tall (I'm delusional)

•I still like minecraft very much

•I can work with my hands (now I'm really reaching, aren't I?)

•I look buff (my child self would be very happy about that)

I think that's it for now

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theloveinc · 1 year

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a part of me is like yes i would but also,, a part of me thinks marriage is such a big thing EVEN THO HAVING A KID IS THE SAME?? maybe i'm just iffy abt marriage in general but tbh we'd probably elope when we found out so.. lmao 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

YES that's kinda how i feel? like... marriage is such an elaborate Construct and YET........ at that point, if we're having a baby, why wouldn't we be???

idk if this is similar to what ur saying but... i also feel like just knowing he'd want to would be enough for me (and then yeah. if you do it quickly, it never ends up being much of an issue in the end).

#i'm the lady at your wedding telling everyone you only got hitched bc of the baby #iM JUST KIDDING im not that bad but just know im looking at u from across the room with my glasses on a stick and smirking #sjdklfhadsl.flkjadlsfkh kjl #my parents weren't married tho so my mom got to keep the property so WOO HOOOOOOOO #im pro whatever #also ur so cute and funny i love the bubbles emojis #caitie answers #anon #pregnancy tw

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svcreds · 1 year

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↬ @pushpulls ♡

“ i told you not to bring that up again. ” this conversation wasn’t going to be good for his blood pressure issues. “ shut it. i don’t even like you, and if you keep this up, you’re going on my black list. ”

#pushpulls #` — theo shin : interactions.#context: he did smth while drunk and is so embarrassed about it that it makes him angy #bonus points if it's like . he changed ur muse's contact name to all the heart emojis on ios #he made a toast in front of the whole bar abt how cute ur muse's nose is and they got it on video #or he called ur muse's mom to confess his love for them lmao

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lunarcry · 1 year

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@sentofight

"Yo, Class Zero kid", gentle voice cutting through the silence of the graveyard, followed by slow steps down the stairs. He stops soon after, allowing the boy some time before he spoke again. If the hushed talks off his higher-ups were to be believed the name engraved on the stone was probably his brother's, so much for forgetting the dead allowing you to move on, huh? It reminds him of Rutile and Mitile, and how they insist on bringing flowers for their mother every year. "Good job on the last mission, making it out alive can't have been easy", it's small talk he know isn't needed, but it's small talk that further pin-points what he's after. Neither Zhuyu nor Caetuna approached humans much, but this kid was still a student (how interesting that the Crystal allowed him a safe passage home), and there was certain things Figaro couldn't allow the general public to find out about.

"What do you say about a deal?" and while the smile doesn't disappear, there's something more commanding to his gaze now. "Something that'd benefit both of us."

#ic. figaro #sentofight #hiiii...heeeeeyyyy...heellooooooooooooooooooo.....#shows up uninvited in ur doorway here even tho its chroms bday #tldr i think type0 figaro should be l'cie<3 idk what ingame says cuz I HAVE FORGOTTEN but PERSONALLY #i think lcie should be able to tell when someone else is lcie #cuz. that means i can write this. galaxy brain #im toying w/ the idea of him being a commander too for one of the lower classes cuz i THINK ITD BE FUNNY but maybe he can just be a normal #infirmary dude............even less suspicious....v funny......#actual normal infirmary dudesounds funnier. completely normal early 30s(lie) popular doctor who will be ur kind n sweet big bro heart emoji #im. also considering having it be a qun'mi-ish situation of having it kind of....given over...? && have rutile&mitiles mom be lcie #and her handing her focus to figaro when shes dying(which would be like. 15yrs ago #ANYWAY I AM BLATANTLY IGNORING THAT THEY ONLY GOT 2 L'CIE EACH I AM IGNORING THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT they have 3 now....<3 #or more.....<3 for the sake of my Wills #ANYWAY directly after the uh. machina becoming l'cie mission. is the setting i thought of here

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eld-red · 1 year

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me when my mom tells me “you’re not autistic in my eyes” mother i can taste every texture and minute flavor in my food more than usual and every sound is making me want to cry and punch a wall

#mother your child also listens to will wood. ur child is obsessively learning things about fucking STAR FOX #I DONT THINK NORMAL CHILDREN DO THAT MOM #you’ve had sensory issues since you were a kid but thats just a you thing I THINK ITS A PROBLEM #going insane sunglasses emoji

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hemmingsleclerc · 5 months

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i don’t know if u do request or not. but if you do could u wrote a dad!maxverstappen oneshot where mom!reader’s 4-6 ur old daughter doesn’t want to take a shower, so she interrupts max’s stream. i got this idea for that one stream a few days ago and i can’t get it out of my head. please and thank you🤍

Bath Time ┃MV1

Pairing: Dad!Maxverstappen x mom!reader

Warnings: none

It was a sunny afternoon and Max was enjoying a rare moment of downtime. He decided to start his Twitch stream, giving his fans an insight into his life off the court. While Max chatted with his audience while playing f1 '23, his girlfriend Y/N was facing a small but important domestic challenge.

Her 4-year-old daughter, Olivia, was in the middle of a heated confrontation with her mother. The battlefield? The bathroom. Olivia steadfastly refused to take a shower, asserting her independence with all the determination a toddler could muster.

In the Verstappen house, Y/N took charge of parenting duties and was not one to back down easily. As she tried to convince Liv to go to the bathroom, the girl's cries grew louder and echoed through the hallways of the large house.

Max, sitting in his gaming chair with headphones on, was mid-sentence, talking about his recent run when he heard the commotion. He frowned and removed an earpiece to capture the growing drama outside the room.

Y/N, with a mix of frustration and patience, shouted, "Via, it's time to shower, honey. Let's go now."

But Olivia wanted nothing to do with that. She broke free of Y/N's grip and her little feet scampered across the polished floor. Bursting into Max's gaming room, she threw herself onto his lap, tears streaming down her face.

"Daddy, I don't wanna take a shower! Tell Mommy I wanna stay with you!" Olivia's words tumbled out between sobs.

Max, caught off guard by the sudden intrusion, looked at the camera with a bewildered expression. He chuckled as he realized his Twitch audience was witnessing a moment of fatherhood live.

"Uh, guys, it seems we have a little situation here," Max said, his eyes meeting the camera with a grin.

Following her, Y/N entered the room with an exasperated sigh. "Max, please. I need your help. Liv, it's just a quick shower, and then you can come back and hang out with dad, okay?"

Olivia, however, clung to Max and her screams turned to sobs. Max, always the good sport, put his arms around her, rubbing her back, trying to calm her little girl down, trying to stifle his laughter.

But since the door was still open, the cats ran into the room and climbed onto a small couch Max had somewhere in the room, starting to fight, causing more commotion to the whole thing.

Max was trying to calm his daughter when his words were interrupted by the loud sound of his country's national anthem, realizing that he was still live, and only managed to cover his face with both hands while his daughter continued crying, clinging to his neck and his girlfriend was trying to stop the cats from causing more damage.

Y/N couldn't help but laugh when she saw the scene that was unfolding. Everything had gotten out of control. Once she got the cats out of the room she couldn't help but smile as she saw the scene in front of her. Max, was now a comforting refuge for her daughter from the dreaded shower. The Twitch chat erupted with a mix of emojis and comments, turning the unexpected family moment into an endearing moment for Max's fans.

And so, with a little coaxing and a lot of laughing, Olivia finally agreed to take a shower, safe in the knowledge that more playtime with Dad awaited her afterwards. As Y/N led Via away, Max couldn't help but shake his head with a smile, realizing that even in the world of fast cars and competitive racing, family moments took center stage.

there you go love💗🤭 hope you like it

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