#venom did their best

[npdclaraoswald]

Watched Inception for the first time and I simply think Tom "only goes by a last name, shapeshifts into a woman for next to no plot relevant reason, just because he wants to be a pretty girl" Hardy's character is nonbinary

#inception #eames #also i did not know tom hardy was british that was very jarring #ive only seen him in venom #and in star trek nemesis which honestly he may have had an accent in #but I've done my very best to forget everything about nemesis so idk

[siruerto]

Snake Conflict, the next otome game.

I will make a proper promo looking drawing soon about this - hopefully - but I just had to get this out of my system

#metal gear solid #mgs #solid snake #liquid snake #naked snake #big boss #solidus snake #venom snake #fanart #doodle #actually thought if i shouldnt post it but i couldnt not share it i think this is funny. #i did my best to make those quotes sound as similar as to usual otome promos

[unlicensedinvestigator]

spider riz doodle

#riz gukgak fanart #riz gukgak #fantasy high #d20 fantasy high #d20 fanart #fantasy high au #I think that riz is obvi spiderman #adaine is his bff/tech support in the wings that he couldn’t do anything without #kristen is a friend who insists on sticking around because she’s the only one with any medical expertise (ie bandaids and neosporin) #Fabian is riz’s best friend/loving jock bully/number one Spider-Man defender #he doesn’t know riz is spiderman but he’s willing to bat for them anyway #he’s kind of damsel in distress but also capable (my rich boy did fencing!!) #im still fitting in gorgug and fig but i think fig would want to find out who Spider-Man is and just drag gorgug along #kalina is venom i think #fabian becomes the host for kalina/venom at some point and finds out riz is spiderman #then he enters his depression arc #he comes to terms with his power and riz hiding it from him and eventually ends up saving riz/spiderman from mortal peril using his new #venom powers babyyy

[starflungwaddledee]

walking into the bedroom to find snake shit all over the bed was not what i was hoping to do with my evening, but here we are!!

#just another day in the tropics. australia is great! it's great. things are fine here. #we searched well but did not find any further trace of the snake. no way of confirming if it's venomous or not. #literally nothing we can do about this scenario bc we can't find the culprit except hope for the best and sleep in the room! #so if you don't hear from me.... please pretend i went out in a more fun way. pretend it was galacta knight. #galacta knight come kill me before the possibly venomous snake does it. galacta knight save (kill) me. swallow tlailed glcatatakn kntigh...

[askaceattorney]

Warning: Language

Dear Erm... Flash?

No. No.

Give me Agent Venom, then we'll start talking!

N-Not that I care or anything.

(Damn me for being such a fanboy.)

- Phoenix Wright

#Anonymous #Phoenix Wright #Flash Thompson #Spiderman #Ace Attorney #Mod Commentary #If this is from the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies; god no! They did Thompson dirty #You don't understand! Flash Thompson was a BADASS. Joined the army; lost both legs; then voluntarily took the symbiote & became agent venom #Flash also became Peter's best friend from college to adult. God I wish that version of Flash was in the Spider-Man shows and movies

[tillman]

average venom interaction is him pulling the most younger brother shit in the entire world and just standing there trying his hardest to get a rise out of anyone hes talking to for like. 0 reason. he sees baiken just chilling and his first instinct is to try and goad him into attacking him for like. fun? i have no explanation for why he spends like 5 minutes doing this. but then like he sees chipp and suddenly its all polite niceties and "(I wonder if he’ll be OK...)" truly what is going on in venoms head.

#txt #shout out to eddie having the best social life out of all of the assassins. how the fuck did that happen. #actually. i think venom does that insane shit w baiken all cus he turns down his offer to join the guild #LMAO. HES THE WORSTTTTT

[britneyshakespeare]

james somerton is just one of those people who wants to do whatever he wants and cannot stand the consequences of their own actions, which they willingly chose to do. entitled and self-absorbed motherfuckers. and that's the only way you can think to do the things he's done in the first place. having no base respect for the people you steal from and your audience, of course you think you can somehow do something to win them back. you can't. no one but an egomaniac would do what he's done in the first place, and only an egomaniac would think they can come back from that and still deserve to be praised and respected and have your cozy career like you did before you were exposed for what you've done. people like this cannot be worked with in the public eye.

#as a human i dont wish for his life to be ruined but as a 'professional' creator he absolutely does not deserve a career #he only had it because of theft. theft which he did because he felt he was owed riches and privilege that the ppl who stole from #apparently did not. #theft and lies! and his lies are another can of worms entirely #monstrous venomous worms #text post #he just needs to go away and his personal problems need to only affect himself and the ppl around him. #the online lgbtq/cultural commentary community should have nothing to do with him. #he's done nothing for anybody else in the digital space. he NEEDS. to LEAVE #nobody here should ever have to think about him again. as a human being w a drop of compassion. #bc he was never really in community with anybody in fact he's actively been hostile to the idea that he's not on an island #where he makes the most important and best queer content. #let him be a lesson and close the book on him #he should genuinely be banned from all platforms so he never has access to steal from or manipulate anyone ever again. #he should NOT BE A PUBLIC PROBLEM ANYMORE. #the only way he can exist in public after all he's done is as a menace. and that's his and his doing only. so goodbye james. go away #you learn how to live with those thoughts by yourself. it's not *our* issue

[insomniac-pbparker]

AIGHT almost three hours later but we got some of the character sheet done 👍

#turns out homebrewing webshooters is not as easy as I thought it would be #so general character sheet overview: #strength+2; dex+3; con+1; intelligence+1 (☹️); wisdom+0 (☹️☹️); and charisma+2 (😁) #proficiencies in acrobatics; animal handling; perception; survival; and intimidation #base AC: 13 #with suit- maybe a bit higher #speed:30 (although i did try to ask the dm if i could homebrew something to make it ~35. it did not work #hit points are 43! which isn't the best but that's good #class: five levels in fighter #oops tried to add a comma #and one level in monk #I think the DMs going to allow me to have vicious mockery for free? maybe ill have to trade in a feat for that though #but with the classes/ levels; I should have 1d8 and 5d10s for the hit dice! so that's cool #UHHH after that there's some cool attack things / proficiencies #so ill have second wind as a bonus action; and an extra attack (also as a bonus action?) #i have a plus 2 to attack with ranged weapons (webshooters) #i think we'll just use the stats for a light crossbow and bolts for that? and scimitar stats for anti-venom/ 'iron leg things' as my dm sai #i think we'll have to nerf the webshooters for combat sadly #OH and alignment is chaotic neutral #i didn't write down anything for alliances + traits/bonds/flaws (hint: for that last one it's everything) because i know myself. well enoug #for the background I think i know it well enough/sar #but for background (the one short one at the top left of the little box area) it's just folk hero #so that's cool #dm chose some of the stuff for me! which is cool because i am very indecisive! however #alright so we did make the spidey-sense; basically a modified 'danger sense' so that checks out #definitelyyy nerfed but that's alright #and the dm's making a passive ability? that I can't know about until the campaign? #hopefully it's nothing. super detrimental to the campaign #ANYWAY I know common and one other language; which im not sure about what it'll be? I don't think we'll be needing it though #last thing but i think our DM broke halfway through because they accidentally looked up 'What are dice in DND' halfway through

[a-treatise-on-velociraptors]

When I was in 6th grade I wrote a HTTYD fanfiction that, to my 6th grade mind, was the coolest thing on the planet. (In retrospect It Was Not) But in the process of throwing whatever middle school me thought was cool onto the fanfiction.net document page, I also created just. A completely batshit AU. Book lore was thrown in there with movie lore and stirred up with my obsession with prophecies and melodrama and also an entire scene quoted from harry potter 4 because I thought that's what passed for a funny subtle reference (In retrospect It Did Not)

Anyway in 2017 I tried writing "hey what would the second movie's timeline look like if I stuck to the completely apeshit bonkers canon of the fic I wrote" and it never ended up going anywhere but I'm really tempted to try again.

#i did quasi-predict toothless getting a palette-swapped night fury love interest though #except she was just a night fury mood dragon (remember the mood dragons from the books? loved those things) #the best part was? the book lore I chose to focus on was the venomous vorpent and the potato. #The tonal dissonance of a scene being played completely seriously and then suddenly someone gets out a potato was certainly something

[righteousruin]

I genuinely love and hate that Bane went through this intensely transformative arc in Gotham Knights with meeting his father thanks to Dr. Thompkins and Bruce, and having his life saved by Batman, and it’s meaningful to the point where he’s like ‘I’m not Bane anymore actually’, and then we don’t see him again until two random panels in infinite crisis in which he is just. Out here. Fighting heroes. Zero context between points A and B, go girl give us nothing

#and then they used that one panel of him wrecking a D-Lister for a WHOLE PLOT in checkmate I yell #I don't know what this is but he just showed up and went rawr and then they were like 'bad guy no badding' and he was like 'okay' #just some rando judo guy outfighting bane while he's on venom i can't i cAN'T #like that time magneto was a one-off villain in spider-man and they were like 'yep peter won that fight no contest' aklsdj #i admit i do love this storyline of 'you killed my father AND you rigged an election! those are equally villainous things!' #it's extra funny if you know bane doesn't have to rig anything he quite literally owns the country of santa prisca #It was his price for working for Lex Luthor in Shadow of the Bat -- it's how Batman got him to leave without confrontation #He was like 'okay but when I'm finished with Luthor he's gonna pull this so you can leave now and cash in or you can wait to fight me' #and bane was like 'lmao good point bestie i'm outtie' #sometimes loving comic book villains means knowing that some random title is gonna borrow them to try and make their title character cool #and that's okay #the one that did it best was JSA they wrote bane REALLY well for his little two-issue guest spot #like it felt really relevant to his character he was characterized really well his defeat made sense it was nicely done #ooc #silly hours #Editors Note || Analysis

[kkeke99]

mama is so damn rigged cause why tf would you put into the "best performance groups" nominees groups with tiktok dances but not ateez and everglow that have actual choreographies? ://

#ateez #ot8 #everglow #ot6 #mama 2022 #kpop #can't take these award shows seriously anymore istg #i mean in the bgs nominees nct n skz are the only once deign of notice #while for ggs im okay only with newjeans and ive #ive's ld mostly cause of the dance break nd formation tho #while newjeans– would've been better to nominate hype boy but whatever #tomboy & fearless? is mnet serious? cause yk i just burst out laughing lol #while for bp it would've been better shut down cause pink venom– then again kiel doesn't know how to choreograph actual choreos– #once again mnet did svt dirty cause why tf wouldn't you nominate these kings?! #and why tf chungha isn't nominated for best dance performance solo? #tell me you're choosing shit based on popularity without telling me you're choosing shit based on popularity #god award shows have become so boring and predictable ugh #rant

[ohoshi]

pink venom dance challenge is sooo freaking good fun and easy to learn this is how it's done kpop groups

#so dance challenged on tiktok ig reels and yt shorts are a big thing and every group makes some for their new tt right #but imo most of them fail to choose the right part of their choreo for the dance challenge #on top of ... choreos being boring mediocre and just .. overall not aesthetically pleasing #like... you're moving and there's music .... good for you #but pink venom is just chef's kiss #one of the best dance challenges this year !!!!!! #along w nayeon's pop <3 #i don't think any bg delivered w dance challenges much this year but i can't think of all 2022 bg dances rn kagsksgsjs #honestly i think whisper is pretty cute but my other ults .... did meh in that area DGSKSHA #like hot choreo was NOT made for tiktok and that's whyxi love it so much the chorus choreo is boring until post chorus comes w hoshi center #and dino in the 2nd post chorus #ans they picked the chorus choreo for the hot dance challenge so :/ #cora.txt

[12thgirl]

sept 4 & 5 in toronto

#just for me for the record <3 #the skeleton and the face paint was crazy but then for him to come out today in ears whiskers and a TAIL #what am i supposed to say about that #anyway save yourself summertime prison deathwish cemetery drive vampires AND vampire money #this is how you disappear PLUS HOUSE OF WOLVES yesterday #hang ‘em high yesterday and HEADFIRST FOR HALOS. OUR LADY OF SORROWS. AND TODAY VAMPIRESSSSS WILL NEVER HURT YOU ???? #surrender the night ….. boy division … #famous last words and nanana twice :’) #helena twice .. #the kids from yesterday on the 4th fffff ghost of you and sleep and thank you for the venom #what do i do with that. what do i do tomorrow…… #anyway mikey way my best friend mikey way he came so close at both shows .. cry the silver bass .. cry i did my nails to match it lowkey #ray is mesmerizing fr #gerard is funny and so amazing to see perform #he talked a lot more on the 4th it felt like but today the songs were so perfect it went by so fast so i don’t even know #anyway these are my pictures I’m so happy with where i was it was insane being barrier on the 4th #i also took my digital camera I’ll see if any of those turned out #mcr

[animationismycomfort]

when trolls 3 came out and my parents took me to see it and got me a SLUSHIE

#love my mom and dad #f-cking awesome parents #they support AND ENCOURAGE MY INTERESTS AND RAMBLES #I still have the tickets from when we saw it #we listened to the soundtrack while driving home #I had a sugar rush and crash the whole time #cool as hell #my stuffy stuff #my parents #text #I was singing and dancing in my seat and all my parents did was look over and smile #we all had a great time #I have siblings but they don’t like trolls or kiddy things like me #so it was just me and my parents #best day ever #will cherish forever #almost as good as when we saw venom 2 for my birthday #with my one sibling included cause they also like venom #am I just dumping because my parents make me genuinely happy #yes #do I care if people find it weird #no

[arobarbie]

guys i hate to say it but madame web kinda slapped… like it’s my new venom. i love it.

#barbie.txt #it has the same quality as venom #but dakota johnson… my god that woman #she really did her best with the material. she actually sold this movie for me #i needed more adam scott #and the girls were written so flatly #but i still had SO MUCH FUNN

[yandere-writer-momo]

Yandere Headcanon: Worship

Yandere Forgotten God (tentacle monster) x GN Reader

TW: Tentacles, teratophillia, gore, dubcon, and yandere themes

He was an ancient chaos god, one that was once revered amongst humans a millennium ago. But over time he had been forgotten when his fishing village had become a city. Now he was nothing more than a tall tale. A god with no name. He no longer had a humanoid form but was now a blob of black tentacles. It was shameful how far he had fallen from grace from his own pride. He should have made sure he was never forgotten.

The god shouldn’t have been so cocky to believe that monk couldn’t seal him away but alas, this was the punishment he deserved for his insatiable greed.

So when you arrive to his shrine and accidentally break the millennium old ward, he’s shocked. Have his own prayers finally been answered? Has someone come to free him from this lonely existence?

“I’ve heard there was once a god of chaos here so I have come to pray to you… please hear my plea.” You then bowed down in respect to the shrine and cried a bit. “I do not wish to be married off to some senile, corrupt man. Please god, if you hear me, save me.” You cried before him. You wanted to be saved before married you off to some old nobleman. You shared your woes of how this man made your city nearly inhabitable with his high taxes and of his salacious behavior. How could he not be swayed? He felt obligated to help you.

And so the god did what he did best, he wreaked havoc. He used his supernatural abilities to cause a landslide onto that nobleman’s home, killing him instantly. Now you no longer had to worry about being a stupid old man’s property. You could continue on with your life worshipping him! Your god!

You visited his shrine daily and left him small offerings. Ones that he would have rejected in the past but was positively thrilled to have now. The god began to love you. How could he not be drawn to your genuine gratitude? He couldn’t remember the last time someone had been this thrilled with him… it must’ve been over a thousand years ago now? He didn’t know…

What he loved most about you was your smile. It warmed his heart and he adored it. You were his world and he wanted to be more humanoid for you…

When your visits became less frequent, he used that time away from you to try to shape his body once more. He wanted to be with you. To hold you. To touch you, but he couldn’t do that as a shapeless blob of tentacles… but he could if he was more humanoid.

And so here he was with a mostly humanoid body with functioning male reproductive organs… save for the tentacles that remained attached to his back. His face was picturesque but his extra limbs weren’t… it didn’t matter. He would do so much for you, more than any human man. You didn’t entirely have a choice.

The god diligently worked on his shrine to make it more inhabitable for you as well. He needed it to be perfect so the two of you could be here for all eternity together. Him and his savior! His beloved devotee!

When you returned to his shrine after a week of not seeing him with bruises on your face, he was livid. Who had harmed you? Why would they hurt you? Hurt his destined spouse? How dare they… how dare they.

You shared your woes and prayed for salvation once more, this time from your family. They believed you to now be bad luck due to the nobleman’s sudden death and began to verbally and physically abuse you. You looked so miserable… just like him. His poor, precious worshipper didn’t deserve such treatment. No. They deserved to be worshipped.

The god now had enough power to leave his shrine due to your generous offerings. Your worship gave him the power to become a great chaos god once more.

And the god once more inflicted his wrath upon your enemies. This time he tore them apart limb from limb, starting from their mouths to their hands and eventually to their feet. He wished to start out by ripping out the tongues that spat venomous words at you. To break every bone in their hands and feet for the pain they inflicted on you. For every sin committed against you, he would inflict it back tenfold.

This is the first time you were able to see his true form as well… you were so silent the entire time of his massacre of your family. Was he so gorgeous that you were speechless? How cute his darling was!

You began to sob when he held your face between his blood coated palms. The smell of iron was too much for you that you began to retch but he was oblivious that he was the reason of your disgust and fear. Those damn humans must be too much for you to be around… perhaps he should whisk his spouse away?

So he did just that. His arms and tentacles tightly wrapped around you as he whisked you off to your new home together. The revamped shrine. He hoped you’d love it since he worked so hard on making it habitable for the two of you!

You struggle in his grip but he doesn’t relent. You must be shy… how cute!

You try to push the tentacles from you, but they merely wrap around your form to gently massage you. He needed to calm you before you hurt yourself… it was okay!

“Be not afraid, my dear.” His voice made you jump in surprise but he chuckled. “I’m not going to hurt you… you’re my beloved after all. My savior.”

“You’re the god of this shrine…” you whispered softly, which made the god eagerly nod. “You’re Xeros.”

Yes! That was his name! The one he had forgotten over the years. You were so sweet to remember his name…

You don’t even have time to protest before his tentacles wrap around your body in an enticing manner. The extra appendages slip into the waist band of your pants and tease your tight hole. You whine at the sudden touch but more tentacles wrap around your arms and legs to keep you in place

“Your offerings were wonderful but I need a better offering since I eliminated your problem…” Xeros smiled down at you with his hauntingly beautiful face. “I demand you as my offering. You will be my eternal spouse.”

“But I’m just a human- ack!” You gagged on the tentacle that was suddenly shoved into your mouth. Your eyes welled up with tears as the god beamed at you.

“It doesn’t matter to me what species you are. I’m a god. I will always get what I want.” Your back arched when one of his slimy tentacles finally breeched the tight ring of muscles and wriggled inside of you. You moaned loudly at the overwhelming sensation of pleasure that overcame you.

“See? Why would you resist such pleasure?” Xeros leaned to whisper, his hot breath tickled the shell of your ear, “I’m far better than any mortal lover. Don’t you think so?”

Your mind is too cloudy to form a coherent reply, your eyes rolled back in you head as his black tendrils ravish you. The tentacle in your mouth soon replaced with his tongue.

This was the way you should always be. You deserved every orifice of your body to be stuffed to the brim with him. To cry and whine in pleasure that ascends human comprehension. To be his spouse and to lay his eggs.

You deserved to be worshipped as his deity

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