#wait shut the fuck up

[alexanderpearce]

i dont care the close friends instagram stories are getting posted to tumblr because this is making me lose my mind

#i was up in sydney last week and i went to the opera house slash bridge combo so when i rewatched pacrim i was like. wait thats not right #oh my fucking god. GUILLERMO DEL TORO EXPLAIN!!! #pacific rim #shut up ulrike #australia #popular #greatest hits

[the-ghost-king]

a new kind of guy where he moans a lot but he's actually just getting comfy in bed

#but wait there's more #x #shut the fuck up ghost #n/sfw ish

[lucabyte]

"So what's the weirdest possible first (second) impression Loop could make on the party in postcanon?" "Yeah, that, probably."

+ Bonus

theyre just standing there in direct party order while this happens. normal tuesday.

#its not even purely aggression or a powerplay or anything i think they just fucking panicked and had to shut them up somehow #anyway . fluff reunion? angst reunion? how about just weird as fuck reunion. KEEP EM GUESSIN #in stars and time #isat #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #hello again sifloop nation i bring you weird fucking takes once again #this sure is a different tone to the last thing i put in the tags huh? KEEP EM GUESSIN BABEYYYY #lucabyteart #in stars and time act 6 spoilers #anyway this is a truncated & amped up version of my headcanon reunion. which is to say loop sits on the edge of camp waiting to be noticed #& after what would be far more rambling than ive put here siffrin almost calls them that and loop stops them + makes it clear thats secret #but loop has had to travel some distance to get to them + has been stewing about it. knows they stopped existing for a while and came back #doesnt know why. blames it on siffrin. might not even have been them or a wish. but they jump to conclusions and have time to get mad #then like TWO SECONDS after they have this weird standoff reunion its RIGHT BACK to being buddy buddy and overly familiar with them. #just ultra confusing for the party. as confusing as humanly possible.

[finifugue]

something something Logan "my best friend on the grid is Oscar" Sargeant

and Oscar "I know Lando the best" Piastri

and Lando "Oscar doesn't play golf or Padel (like me and Carlos)" Norris

and Carlos "most physically affectionate with Charles" Sainz

and Charles "my best friend on the grid is Pierre" Leclerc

and Pierre "why are you all so weird about your teammates I fucking hate my teammate" Gasly

#another day another time pierre beats the gay for ur teammate allegations #fuck wait I forgot about yuki post cancelled pierre also doesn't beat the gay for ur teammate allegations #kevin magnussen you are our only hope #formula 1 #formula one #f1 #lando norris #mclaren #ferrari #charles leclerc #logan sargeant #oscar piastri #carlos sainz #pierre gasly #also before u say 'oh oh but fin carlos was physically affectionate with lando too' shut up. you ever think about that. #my joke wouldn't land unless i could get to charles and that was the only way i could think of it's past midnight brain no worky

[god-of-this-new-blog]

“‘Cause if it gets you through the night. Well then hey, hey it’s your night, and that’s your right, it ain’t my business” — The Paper Chase

#EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP HE IS HAPPY HE IS GOD HE IS KIRA AND HE IS HAPPY BECAUSE HE WON #if you think Light didn’t throw up and scream-cry-laugh for hours after killing L you are WRONG #per my convos with the wonderful dykelawlight #this one goes out to u xoxo #Real Tags: #death note #lawlight #light yagami #l lawliet #my art #death note fanart #deathnote #anywayyyy #As Monica and Isa and Myself have said Light is Roman Roy coded as fuck #he can not handle funerals at ALL #you all wait and watch out for when I give you the ‘is he in there can we get him out’ Light at Soichiro’ s funeral moment #Until then #for now you get Light’s horrific Pyrrhic victory

[stairset]

I do think probably for me the biggest takeaway from both Mando season 3 and Ahsoka is that the Disney+ shows desperately need to abandon the stupid ass 8-episode format already cause both shows feel like they're trying to do so much and just don't have the time to properly flesh it all out which results in some great setups with some pretty underwhelming payoffs. And really this applies to like every streaming service period like at this point I'm just so fucking sick of TV seasons that are less than 10 episodes long. Like we seriously need to go back to the days when serialized action shows had 13 episodes per season at the bare minimum I'm not kidding.

#i think my biggest problem with the ahsoka season finale is it feels like a mid-season finale #y'know it feels like the middle of the season where they take a break for a few months before airing the second half #but no it's just the end and we'll presumably have to wait a year or two before the second season #like all the underdeveloped and underutilized aspects of both shows could easily be solved if you just fucking added 5 more episodes #sure it would take longer for the show to come out but i'd be willing to pay that price #star wars #shut up tristan

[fuckyeah-bears]

I woke up to find a squirrel in my apartment this morning

#They’d been in the floor for a few days #I could hear them scratching #And then today one of those little fuckers actually broke in #Can’t wait for my landlord to get here #I tried to catch the squirrel so I could bring him outside so he wouldn’t be poisoned #But he ran back down whatever hole he chewed through by the time I found a box #So now it’s just a waiting game #Also my dog is going fucking nuts #She won’t shut the fuck up #Ugh

[godofstory]

I had to pause and laugh my ass off at this scene😂😂😂😂😂😂

#🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 #SHUT UP CHARLES YOU FUCKING IDIOT #thank you Erik #i was waiting for this moment as long as you😂😂😂 #x men #x men 97 #erik lehnsherr #magneto #magneto was right #charles xavier #professor x

[coffinsister]

I like to imagine Ms Graves "Andrew was such an easy kid" is like, specifically referring to little boy Andrew who was nonverbal, made absolutely zero noise, communicated nothing, and constantly forgot to eat, and instead just autistically stared at the wall, or tv, for hours at a time without moving

And Ms Graves was so uneducated and dumb at the time that she thought that's how kids were

#ms graves when Ashley actually makes noise: wait why the fuck did this one come with the mute setting off #nothing based on personal experiences of course #the coffin of andy and leyley #andrew graves #ms graves #ashley graves #soleil shut up

[femslashspuffy]

Wilson sees house say please leave I'm not going to drag you into this you've lied to the cops enough already I won't push this any further than it's already gone

And then he makes a point to include House in his alibi. He pays a guy off to stand with the cane and scream across the room at him I feel sick

#rehks rants #hilson #Wilson will bitch and moan about how horrible house is #and then the second he's given an out he's like hey wait shut up #the second ANYONE ELSE tries to talk to him about how horrible house is he's like shut the fuck up #this is the more mouse bites guy episode btw

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 4 #playback #man shut the fuck up. i can't wait for columbo to kill you #how dare you speak to your beautiful gorgeous sweetheart wife that way #love when they do Not bother to redeem the villain whatsoever. this guy's entirely and unapologetically shitheaded + charmless. beautiful

[yandere-daydreams]

how reader and the prison guards look at each other during the two hour elevator ride out of the fortress post wriothesley dick appointment (it's the fourth time this week) ((it's also tuesday)))

#i've just been thinking about this specific walk of shame recently #not only do you have to walk through and ACTIVE PRISON COURTYARD but you also have to just #get in that elevator and wait it out #only to be spat out right next to the most upscale place in fontaine #“babe why did you bring an evening gown i thought we were just--” #“shut the fuck up rn. you have no idea what i go through for you.” #are men truly ever worth it #personal

[brightlotusmoon]

#shut the fuck up oh wait it's real #Elon musk is a cartoon villain #glass onion #are you fucking kidding me #rian johnson #when satire predicts reality #the irony is palpable

[phivorced]

the way were letting some twinks cyberbully us

#WE WERE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! LEAVE US ALONE LET US LIVE CUNTS!!!!!!!!!! #other than that good video. cant wait for their rancid takes in the tier list <3 #dan and phil

[faunandfloraas]

"Please speak english" That's very noice.

#he's a doll #and this was funny. #but also if you comment this shit on an idols live I need you learn some manners and shut the fuck up #wait til a kind fan subber posts on youtube if you wanna know whats being siad good fuckin god #hwang hyunjin #🐭

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

me: not everything is trans-coded

canon: vaggie's name constantly getting joked about (except by charlie) or miss said completely "vagatha" "maggie" "vagina" and she's frustrated but resigned to it, the guy who originally named vaggie smirkly saying no to her new version of it when she corrects him and calling her by the one he picked instead, vaggie wearing skirts or dresses for all her casual clothes now she doesn't have to be in uniform, vaggie growing out her hair as part of leaving behind her old life, her past of being kicked to the curb by her all lady social group / kinda a cult with it's big focus on looking and acting alike, how she visually never fit in with them perfectly, how she hid her past scared of what her girlfriend would think- the theme of physical parts of her that had to stay hidden until the truth about her finally came out and she could love charlie knowing charlie knew everything now- her originally being said to be a moth demon aka something that turned into itself after a transformation- the comments from niffty and angel dust about her lack tits-

me: it's just coincidence

me: (continues to stare at it anyway)

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #. #.. #.... #it's a coincidence that's making me feel things ngl #au? #au material?? #wait no #au fucking canceled #angel dust would never shut up about this #angel dust: “WHAT?! I could'a been making dick jokes about your grumpy ass this whole time and you didn't tell me???” #vaggie: “im on hrt pendejo. the only thing long and hard about me anymore is my spear” #angel dust: “oh is THAT what ya call it~?” #vaggie: “...” #angle dust: “ohhh ya mean the ACTUAL spear riiiight. gotcha”