#weird adds

[artistic-lightcycle]

Haven't told the story here. The other day I got an add to buy a sarcophagus. Like I don't know if it is because I'm a historian but like an actual add for a sarcophagus (probably a model Idk) anyway, since I cosplay Daniel Jackson, as you know, I got instant PTSD xD

You know, bad experiences.

#stargate #stargate sg1 #daniel jackson #michael shanks #james spader #real talk #weird adds #it was such a strange experience...

[tadfools]

You guys are commenting on the fics you read right? You’re at least leaving kudos on the Astarion smut and the pairs that have less than 20 fics for them too? You’re bookmarking stories you really like that are still being updated and ones that haven’t been touched in over a year right?

You know that even the smallest interactions are like cocaine to fic writers right? You understand how important a string of emoji hearts left behind on a chapter at three am is right?? Right????

You’re treating AO3 like a community and not a content factory….right?

#this isnt bg3 specific btw im seeing a lot of fandoms rotting cause of this #ao3 #archive of our own #bg3 fanfiction #bg3 #PLEASE YOU GUYS INTERACT WITH THE THINGS YOU READ #you’re not being weird or annoying!!! it doesn’t matter how old the fic is!!! #you can just say ‘I love this’ or ‘it’s three am and I haven’t slept yet cause I was reading this’ #you can copy and paste a paragraph you like and add ‘!!!!!!’ after it #theories in the comments! mention when you think you’ve found foreshadowing!!! #if there’s a part where you have to physically put your phone down and smile off into the distantce? TELL THE AUTHOR #you can leave comments every chapter too!!! ITS NOT ANNOYING

[injuries-in-dust]

I don't know why, but I like the idea of humans being to aliens, what cats are to humans...

Alien1: hey, when did you hire a human?

Alien 2: we didn't. They just wandered aboard one day, saying they wanted to "hitch a ride." Then they never left. I think they like it here.

Alien 1: the human distribution system has chosen.

***

Alien stares at the human, who has climbed up a very high shelving unit.

Alien: Human, get down before you hurt yourself.

The humans response is to climb higher.

***

Alien is secretly filming their human, who is spaced out and just staring at nothing.

Alien (whispering): I think the human is about to intercept the brain cell. (Laughter) don't worry human, if it tingles that means it's working.

#funny #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #adorable #cute #humans are space australians #humans are space oddities #humans are space cats #feel free to add to this

[alaraxia]

needless to say the vibes were in shambles

#felt like I got whiplash #yeah yeah it’s on me for shuffling a multi-hundred song playlist we literally call The Soup #the weird songs add the tecks ture to the soup #never know what you’ll get #anyway I don’t normally post this much so if y’all are expecting this forever then lol lmao even #mini me #digital art

[gayrika]

#jjba #autoposting #had to add ghe flame text bc some of yall are being WEIRD

[tomatoart]

attaches husband to my carabiner

#guilty gear strive #a.b.a #paracelsus #ggst #guilty gear #aba guilty gear #🙏 I love their designs a lot and it gave me room to add a bunch of random crap on them #i love the idea of human paracelsus having pericings to replicate the sewn mouth design #it’s so fun and he looks like the best twink ever yay #queue are lovely #anatomy is weird I was trying for lacy perspective but then I gave up😔

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

illustrated guide to simons. i Think

#sanders bullshit #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #ice king #winter king #ice prince #watch this become outdated within 5 days when they add another simon. watch #ice queen isn’t on here bc I don’t think she ever was a simon #she’s in this weird situation where she was created by two ppl who didn’t know/remember simon specifically to be a parody of *ice king* #so even after simon takes the magic from f&c’s dimension she doesn’t become a more simon like character. she’s still like ice king #it’s interesting. she’s def an ice king but unlike every other ice king she’s not a simon

[waspgrave]

What if you were the cutest little druid/rogue changeling

#my art #dnd #changeling #dnd oc #her shapeshifting is gonna be so fun. making it a lil Weird sometimes #debating if she stays ‘Mara’ or I go with her birth name 🤔 #also gonna add more to this one day to show off her accessories and gear bc she has cool stuff #she’s a phantom rogue/dream druid!! so she’s spooky!!

[floodgoblin2]

I. . .just got an add for salt?

#ok? #salt #salt add #weird adds #tumblr adds #i mean i guess? #i do use salt

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Bruce: How was your class trip Damian?

Damian: It was quiet and productive Father.

Bruce: I’m glad to hear it. What was your favorite part?

Damian: I learned how to escape an Iron Maiden.

Bruce: …

Damian: …

Bruce: Explain please.

Damian: A boy Drake’s age taught me how to escape an Iron Maiden.

Bruce: How did he have that knowledge?

Damian: He claims his family has a dungeon full of medieval torture devices. I believe he may require further investigation.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp crossovers #quiet means no rogues #Danny definitely found Damian studying the Iron Maidens #they had a conversation #Danny was careful about what he mentioned #but not careful enough for a Bat #Danny hasn’t figured out how much info is too much #Amity Park knows the Fentons are just weird like that #I can’t decide if this is a school trip for Danny #or if Jazz got custody and moved them to Gotham #if she did then Vlad is definitely bothering them #Batman is about to feel a very strong urge to adopt #I haven’t decided if I should write more or add this to my current unpublished wip #but it’s up for grabs nonetheless

[shouty-y]

A dip in the lake

#my art #ac valhalla #ac odyssey #kassandra of sparta #eivor varinsdóttir #kasseivor #assassins creed odyssey #assassins creed valhalla #study #sort of with a certain twist 😜 #hope you'll like it #I spent way too long on this omg #wanted to add tattoos for eivor but it ended up looking weird sorry 😔 #I snagged the title from my friend lmao

[injuries-in-dust]

The humans call her the "mom-friend."

The aliens call them the "human-wrangler."

Because she can usually get the humans to stop doing acts-of-human, and if she can't, she always knows how to deal with the aftermath.

#funny #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #humans are space australians #prompt #everyone feel free to add to.

[aleatoryw]

#poll #weird polls #if you wanna add in the tags if you're left or right handed that could be fun too #for me it's front right bc I'm right handed

[feelo-fick]

chilaios telepathy compilation. btw.

also these ones arent telepathy i just think its fun that they defend eachother + are on the same page about alchohol :

#chilaios #theres probably/definitely more instances of them doing telepathy but ive already stalled so much time for doing my work so #yall can add the ones i missed #dungeon meshi spoilers #????? i guess?????? #anyways this is why im insane about that “laios... you get it right?!” line because like. he usually does get it. they get eachother. #theyve reached a point where they can have a whole PLAN sorted out by looking at eachother. #of course chil would desperately hope that LAIOS would be the guy to understand #laios the one chil understands. laios the one who tries so hard to understand chil. laios the one who brings chilchuck out of his spiraling #when no one else will. #of course HE would get it. of course. LAIOS will get it. LAIOS will see through that weird fake. he doesnt see him that way. #..........right? #OH i want to convert some people with this actually so im gonna main tag #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #: ) hello dungeon meshi fandom. in front of you is a table with the papers required to convert into a chilaios shipper. you have 30 seconds #to sign them and if you dont i will personally apologize for wasting your time

[silverwhittlingknife]

poem: "accident report in the tall, tall weeds" by ada limón

#when i started fussing with this it was going to be a pitch for that never-made comic series where tim moves to blüdhaven #when dick is injured and helps out as nightwing for a while #but then it felt weird having visuals and no text #so instead you get this poem i'm very attached to #it's like mmm okay it's reductive bc this is not actually just the way that men love but the poem is so good <3 #dick grayson #tim drake #dick & tim #my comic art but we are using the term ''art'' loosely #since it's just copy-pasted pictures from the comics + unsplash photos + layering to add outlines/lighting #all the comic book art here is by marcus to + patrick zircher because they are my favorites <3 #so red robin + zircher's run on nightwing

[amelia-yap]

here

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #white rose #rwby #my art #GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT A NEW TABLET #man i havent done any digital stuff in such a long time #apparently sai was being weird w/ the pen pressure so i went ahead and downloaded sai2 and it works for some reason #anyway im back bitches!!! sem is over and im ready to vomit wr at y'all #ALSO THE V9 FINALE IM GOING TO BARF ALL OVER THE FLOOR #it was such a goddamn vibe #also why tf does sai2 not have a default blur brush #probably gonna go look around and add new brushes later