#what do i cal this

[b0y-artist]

WORD VOMIT AHEAD BECAHSE MY BRAIN WON'T BE QUIET

Okay okay oaky

So Seven wants to have Mono's dad's blessing to marry him but in THIS universe the drop still happens, but the thin man is a completely separate entity than Mono and he's also his dad :]

Unfortunately this is not comforting for Seven and Thin dad is very protective

Like Seven just goes to the signal tower with a bouquet of flowers and he's like huh, that's a really weird house, knocks on the door and sees this absolute telephone pole of a man

and thinking like

Maybe something happens while Mono and Seven are in the Signal Tower while the Thin Man's away and like the tower goes rouge or something and tries to hurt Mono, but seven just throws a chair at it and says "nu uh" but then he realizes that's a bad idea and is like "oh shit" and either he saves Mono normally or the drop happens but this time Mono DOESN'T get droppdd

And the thin man comes back and he's like "wtf, teenagers" is super worried and immediately thinks it's Seven's fault but I'm thinkung I could keep it that way or maybe Mono did something he wasn't supposed to do and says it was his fault or smthing and when the Thin Man tells Seven to get out or smthing , Mono tells him that he saved him

And then he kind of like has a respect for Seven for saving his lil boi and at the end they have a heart to heart talk about stuff and then as a joke Seven's like

"does this mean I can get your blessing?" And the thin man laughs, stops laughing with a straight face and says "no"

Also the thin man is still a overpowering like ummm monster ohhh that could be good angst potential since The Thin Man is technically a monster (at least to Seven) This is what my brain gets up too!!! Somebody shut it up!!!!!

Also another scenario I had was like idk if I'll write it maybe as a separate one shot but um basically Mono's like um yeah, my dad he's kind of protective so I don't think that would be a good idea (without telling Seven that he's the broadcaster because he doesn't want to scare him away) and Seven's like "nu uh" so, Mono, panicking, is like "ok well you have to ease him into it" so the brilliant Seven walks into the tower, holding the hand of a very flustered and nervous Mono, and is just like

"Mr Mason, I am dating your son!"

And Mono's just like Seven wtf

I have so many comedic ideas, like maybe Seven sending stuff through the post and the Thin Man just wakes up and sees a package that says "for you :]" and immediately burns it with no remorse

#little nightmares #little nightmares runaway kid #little nightmares mono #moven #thin dad #what do i cal this #thin is like the super cool dad i prommy #wdym seven saying nu uh isn't canon #and als him thrownng a chair at the flesh to save mono

[kelsh]

“You were a friend when we needed it, and we won’t forget that. Should you ever need it, you have family in Baldur’s Gate.” - Zevlor

#bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 durge #bg3 rolan #bg3 zevlor #dammon #alfira #lakrissa #bg3 lia #bg3 cal #bg3 mol #arabella #mirkon #bg3 mattis #funny that zevlor says tieflings are raised to fear drow #then one becomes your greatest friend and ally #tiefling drow solidarity #yes this is my durge and yes alfira is here I do what I want #do you guys ever think about how durge probably hasn’t felt real love in the longest time or ever even #how their life has been nothing but bloodshed and horror #and now they have people who would protect them and trust with their lives #cause I think about it all the time #anyways I love the tieflings I’d kill anyone for them #will never experience minthara cause I can never harm them in the grove #baldur's gate 3

[cj-kenobi]

otter-wan says it's time for BIG yawn and commander cuddles

#why do i only spend time on shit posts hahah what #this took me so long but honestly i'd say worth it #maybe #this is only the second time ive animated in csp and the first time ive ever coloured anything so uhhh be nice #obi wan kenobi #star wars #codywan #my art <3 #commander cody #obi-wan kenobi #otterwan #otter-wan #otterwan kenobi #star wars art #star wars animation #fan animation #gif #cal draws #animation #star wars fanart #star wars the clone wars #star wars shitpost #csp animation

[stealingpotatoes]

merrin of course refuses to wear ponchos under any circumstances

they're just not nighsistery enough (lie)! she can never complain abt the cold bc cal WILL pull a poncho outta nowhere

#cal's on space r/relationships like 'my awesome witch gf doesnt like ponchos what do i do' #cal kestis #merrin #nightsister merrin #star wars #jfo #jedi fallen order

[caldegas-silly-doodles]

new outfits

(closeups under cut)

#more stream art yay! made myself do it so id actually get this done #ANYWAYS based their outfits on ones i fished out of my great grandmothers closet #one piece #donquixote corazon #donquixote rosinante #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #why does every character have multiple character tags i hate it why cant you guys have 1 name #also i feel like ive forgotten something. idk what but i feel like somethings missing. maybe its cuz i didnt draw rosis hat but idk #cals art stuff

[llumimoon]

yeasss im aroace yes im a hopeless romantic yes i love relationship anarchy yes im still a sucker for soulmates and yes i dont think soulmates are inherently romantic or limited to one person..... it all makes me giddy !!!

#cal rambles #i love love in any form it takes #whether that be love for yourself or others or something you do or a pet or the world #i have a different definition of love than what society expects i think #i am never exclusively talking about romance

[calypsolemon]

Creation of the Sun and Stars

#transcendent au #ninjago #the myth says that the god of ice shot his arrows into the sky to create the stars #and one he gave to the god of fire which became the sun #this is a ltitle more risque then what i uuuuusually post on here but I was really happy with it so #fuck it we ball #cal draws stuff #girl what do i even tag this as #suggestive #i guess #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[harvocel]

Card #3 for @mcsrtarot is Sugarcal, made in collaboration with @octoberended! Sweet and inspiring, Sugarcal is the Knight of Cups.

Check out the full zine here

#mcsrtarot #mcsr #thanks octo for such a good background #i didnt know what to do w the colors and then octo just cranked the coolest thing ever #and hi cal! hope u have a good day :]

[red-write-hand]

oh to be tommy's pretty secretary who had brown fluffy hair that he plays with as I sit by his feet while he works. oh to be tommy's secret male lover who tommy worships in the dead of night. oh to be the bartender at the Garrison; all the drunk Blinders flirting with me, too drunk to realize they are hitting on a very pretty boy. oh to be the childhood friend of the shelby siblings and having john and tommy fight over me while my straight cover is ada (plus I'm her straight cover too). oh to riding tommy's thigh, trying to get myself off while he works, while he doesn't pay a sliver of attention to the prince falling to pieces on his leg. oh to be bent over tommy's desk while he pounds into me while i cover my mouth so our secret will never be found out.

#my...uh...thoughts #cal goes on a rant #welcome back to cal has some ~thoughts~ #tommy shelby x male reader #tommy shelby smut #thomas shelby smut #cillian murphy fanfiction #thomas shelby #tommy shelby imagine #peaky blinder imagine #cillian murphy x reader #tommy shelby x reader #i have no energy to actually write this so have this instead #yes ada is also gay #what are you going to do about it? #🤨

[hajihiko]

The crime boat speedruns their Getting Past It therapy when they dock at a pretty island and everyone does MDMA together

#Just kidding children don't do drugs and such. And don't read more tags #Idk man I think everyone being like 'no bro I understand why you killed me I get it and your hair is so soft' wouldn't impede the speed #Grudges?? What grudges?? We cuddled for 5 hours last night we're past that. Why don't you try touching some soft hair and maybe you'll cal #not an art #Drug cw #Ok don't do drugs tho but if you DO then be in a great environment like me

[roseblushkestrel]

Cal Kestis on his knees

#okay look #i'm not the one who put it in the game #that is on you respawn #you knew what you were doing #jedi survivor #cal kestis #gifset #i have two weeks off and nothing to do so stay tuned

[stealingpotatoes]

Why I feel like Cal would make the best cookies for the younglinglings and padawans? (Thats canon for sure)

maybe you're right, maybe greez finally forced that boy into the kitchen and after like 20 years Cal can make good food that isn't a store-bought turbo dog

#i love how many interactions there are of 'cal can't cook' in js #like there's the early greez ones in the kitchen (including the U DIDNT USE ANY SPICES?? EVER??? one) #and the one like 'i saw what cere ate i do NOT trust ur jedi definition of food' #the cutest one is kata one where she's like greez is teaching me to cook!!!! can u cook? and cal is like uhhhh #thanks for the ask! #side note i love kata and greez so so so much

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

TG: ...

TG: jesus christ

TG: look man, im like 99% sure you werent this much of an asshole before

TG: hell at least you were fuckin' talkin' then - when i said i wanted you to shut the hell up i didnt mean like this

TG: and im fairly fuckin' confident in sayin' it has something to do with the creepy fuckin' puppet hangin' off your back

TG: so

TG: should probably get rid of that thing huh

TG: hand it over

@badlydrawn-alphadave

[ God, can this asshole not leave you alone for 5 minutes? Who the fuck does he think he is? Trying to take your best friend. Nobody understands. ]

[ You politely tell him to piss off by pressing your sword to his throat. Even unable to say anything the threat is clear: If he so much as lays a finger on Cal's precious head you'll chop his off. ]

[ You're not handing him over without a fight. ]

#not pictured but probably felt: the light tremble of his sword from the twitching in his hands #he doesnt really want to fight D again but even when NOT cal possesed #that guy activates all his fight or flight signals #man bro gets TWO emotionally charged family fights on the same night good for him #bro strider #dirk strider #alpha dave strider #dave strider #hi milo ty for this🫶 #forget what i said abt my wrist hurtinf its 12am and we are DOING this #fuxk it we ball #also (you are not handing him over without a fight) hm.... i wonder if the him in questhion is really Cal #:3

[thehalfbloodfreak]

The way Cal immediately says “Of course” when Merrin asks him if he trusts her, but then he goes “What are you up to?”

I’m on the floor. I love this man.

#he’s like.. I do but uh.. hold up a sec? #what are we about to do? #but then she takes his hand and asks again #and he gives the fastest and steadiest ‘yes’ ever #Merrical for the win! #merrical #cal kestis #merrin #jedi survivor #video games

[llumimoon]

Introducing a very important side character and the big bad villain in the EAH au!!!!

Nicky being a bunny rabbit is ABSOLUTELY a running gag in the story btw Lark is fucking fuming and beefing with what appears to be just a normal ass bnuuy and its so funny. its SO funny.

Willy does play the role of the previous Evil Queen before Scary so here he is imprisoned his Magic (Doodler) Mirror that he will totaaaallly stay trapped in. mhm. definitely will not trick someone into breaking him out. (I am lying he definitely gets out)

A small section of the Nicky Bunny Rabbit Saga btw:

Also new Wonderlandian development lead to this

(AU by @rindomness, @kaseyskat, & I!)

Image description under the cut !!

[ID: Image 1: Ever After High AU Nicky Close posed with one hand up holding a pocket watch and the other hand hesitantly raised by his waist. He is labeled with the text ‘The White Rabbit’ and there is a word bubble that says ‘can transform into a bunny!’ And an arrow pointing to a white bunny in the bottom left of the image. The bunny has a pink bow and two piercing on an ear that match the piercings on Nicky’s bunny ears on his humanoid form. His humanoid form is wearing a light blue striped tailcoat with a white shirt underneath with the sleeves rolled up and a pink bow. He has large white gloves with pink toe beans on them and dirty white pants with various white belts and buckles and pink and blue knee patches and a pink sash belt with a bow on the left side. The pants are tucked into blue and pink buckled boots with white rabbit feet sticking out at the ends. He has three extra pocket watches on a belt loop and the pocket watch in his hand is open to show the time and a locket picture on the other side of Sparrow Oak dressed as Snow White.

Image 2: An ornate mirror is in the center of the image. The frame of the mirror is made up of intricate black swirls reflecting purple, blue, and red light from around it. The mirror has four eye shaped gems, the biggest one being a red eye at the top and the other gems being smaller and about the same size on the left, right, and bottom of the mirror. The gems are emitting a glow corresponding to their color. The glass of the mirror is shattered and is giving off a purple glow. Willy Stampler dressed as the Evil Queen is smirking and is trapped inside the mirror with his eyes glowing purple. The mirror is surrounded by purple particles and sparkles.

Image 3: A discord screenshot of messages in a server between ‘rin (doodler gender)’, ‘hero enthusiast (cal)’, ‘sparrow enjoyer’, and ‘hermie apologist (silver)’. Rin says ‘POTENTIALLY WEEKS!’ And ‘lark at some point going is this actually nicky. Is this actually nicky or am I legitimately just beefing with a real rabbit this wonderland kid picked up. did i fool myself’ then Cal and Nyx (who is ‘sparrow enjoyer’) both send keysmashes and Cal says ‘is this nicky or is this some random bunny who hates me specifically’ then Rin sends 'EXACTLY' and Silver sends ‘LMAO’ and Rin sends ‘did i piss off some other bunny-related person. what is this. what is happening. The exact opposite of nicky forgetting he could go rabbit mode when he first started keeping an eye on the kids for sparrow is him staying bunny mode MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN IS NECESSARY OR REALLY USEFUL’

Image 4: A doodle of EAH AU Taylor ‘s head with bunny ears and an excited smile in red next to EAH AU Hermie’s head with a mischievous sharp teeth grin and cat ears in pink. The top of the image says ‘Update:’ while under the sketches Taylor is labeled ‘half white rabbit’ and Hermie is labeled ‘half cheshire cat’. /end ID]

#dndads #dndads s2 #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies season 2 #eah dndads au #cal draws #nick close #nicholas foster #nicky freeman #willy stampler #hermie unworthy #taylor swift dndads #btw im gonna do a post w/ all the kiddad designs at some point #i feel like 80% of this AU is us bullying the fuck out of Lark. its hilarious to me #yeah this au is lovesong too which means Nicky and Sparrow are a thing. which makes the Lark and Nicky beef SO MUCH FUNNIER IMO #also btw Hermie immediately clocks that the rabbit is Nicky but plays along with it for the bit #Scary is the only one who doesn't know who he is shes more preoccupied with other thinfs #(at this point in time Normal is missing and they're trying to deal with Willy. its a lot) #and YEAHHHH the doodler does play a part in this au #idk what you expected from me the doodler guy and rin also the doodler guy #doodles is some Entity that was used to trap Willy in the mirror it is what makes the mirror magical #so when the mirror breaks . in a way doodles is also freed. but not completely #we WERE also gonna release it until we realized how op having the doodler would be so we were like okay nvm u need to do some other shit #to fully release it #when working on nicky i was using my usual nicky colors aka blue and red #and then i realized hes the WHITE rabbit #so i lightned everything up to be pastel and BOOM now hes trans colored. hes the trans bnuuy #hes kinda sillayyyy #hermie and nicky r truly the ones making this shit a comedy. otherwise it would probably be a horror #also scam is the cheshire cat. we realized kitty and her mom's dynamic fit hermie and scam VERY well and ran with it

[breakfastteatime]

Today's minific, 'Just breathe', is for @believe-in-alderaan!

“Just breathe, kid. C’mon, please. I’ll do whatever it takes. I’ll never complain about the mudstains your boots leave everywhere, or your ridiculous poncho collection. I won’t even complain about BD jumping all over my couch. Just breathe.”

Greez’s voice cuts through the darkness, and Cere is thrown suddenly and completely into consciousness. She snaps upright, stomach muscles wailing in protest, and finds herself on the deck of the Mantis, soaked through and bitterly cold. She looks over and sees a nightmare.

Cal, unconscious and bleeding.

Greez, performing increasingly desperate CPR.

Merrin, her magick winding itself into the wound running Cal through.

BD-1, nudging Cal and getting no response.

All of them, doing what they can to bring him back. Bring him back because he’s dead. He’s dead. Cal’s dead. He’s –

The dark side calls again, whispers of its power, promises it can defeat death if she just reaches out, uses its strength, and slams it into Cal, dragging him back, kicking and screaming if that’s what it takes. She can’t lose him, but she’s going to if she doesn’t reach out, doesn’t take hold of all the power she needs to keep hold of him for –

Cere pushes it all away. Cal gave everything for her, for her mission. She will not let it be in vain. She will not let him die, and she will not fall to the dark side to do so.

She is no Jedi Healer. It doesn’t matter. She moves to Cal, tells Merrin, Greez and BD to not give up, and reaches for him. He is so far away, the last tether keeping him out of the Force already fraying, but Cere is neither meek nor quiet. She’s not giving him a choice in the matter. He is not dying here, not for a path she put him on. He is not joining the Force, not today. She’s lost Trilla. She can’t lose him too. She grabs that tether and gives him a single command.

Just breathe.

She is thrown back into herself. The sound of someone coughing and choking fills the air. Cere moves, but Greez is ahead of her, grabbing Cal and rolling him onto his side. His body convulses as his lungs give up all the water he’d inhaled. Greez thumps Cal’s back, helping to clear his lungs faster. BD runs a scan and jabs a stim into Cal. He scans again, happier with the results this time. Merrin’s magick fades and she slumps, looking to Cere. Cere reaches over and holds her hand. She knows Merrin has done all she can. They all have. Cal is alive. He will heal.

They make quick work of patching him up, stripping layers of clothing to reach the wounds beneath. It is a vicious mark Vader inflicted on him, one intended to cause agony rather than death. Had they not escaped, Cere has no doubt in her mind what fate would have befallen Cal. It takes her breath away until the Force reminds her that is a what if, and Cal is alive and under her protection.

At last, their work is finished and quiet falls. The deck is awash with blood and seawater. Greez is the first to break, sobbing into two hands. BD-1 hurries to him, beeping comfort. Greez pets him with a spare hand, telling him it’s okay. He’ll be okay. Merrin holds out for longer, but she is not immune to the emotions crashing through the ship. Cere moves between them, tears mingling with the saltwater on her cheeks. The sounds of Cal’s ragged breaths fill the silence as they all sit and process.

“He’s alive,” Cere tells them, tells herself. Her voice cracks, breaks. “We did it.”

“We really did,” Greez says. He scrubs his eyes, reaches for Cal who remains unconscious. “Alright, kid. You get some rest. We’ve got you.”

“Yes,” Merrin says, weariness straining her voice. “We did not do all of that for you to give up now.”

BD-1 punctuates this with a particularly shrill trill. Cal does not react.

Cere reaches down, runs a hand through Cal’s hair, pulling the wet strands away from his face. He’ll be fine. He’s going to be fine. Looking up, her eyes fall on the holocron someone (Greez?) carelessly threw aside. Cere picks it up, puts it on the table, ready for later. She won’t open it. That’s for Cal to do.

Closing her eyes, Cere breathes.

#fic requests 2023 #star wars jedi: fallen order #jfo minific #jfo headcanon #cal kestis #cere junda #brb having more parental!cere feels than i know what to do with #greez dritus #merrin #the mantis crew