#where did everybody go?

[fear-no-mort]

i cant get over the whole time in the real world rick just sat there watching over morty and when he woke up finally rick sounded SO happy the way he just yelled his name excitedly the second he woke up,,,

#i miss them already…. #AND ALSO AT THE END. MORTY WAS KIND OF IN A WAY WHAT STOPPED RICK FROM JUMPING INTO THE HOLE TO SEE DIANE. #you saw him like look sad for a second that he wouldn’t get to see her but then his expression changed to a firm one when he decided he was #-going to put mortys picture on the wall and then his little smile after he did… morty isn’t dianes replacement hes even better than that #THATS HOW I SEE IT THOUGH. one of the biggest appeals of r&m to me is just how they are eachothers absolute favourite and they outweigh- #-everything the others ever known. i think this episode really showed that alot. #despite everything he’s seen and experienced mortys biggest fear is rick not caring about him #and like. that’s funny bc that’s a thing where everybody knows for a fact that’s literally impossible #the biggest contributor for why SO many things in the show have happened is rick loves morty more than anything #also that one part in the whole sequence with them growing up where it showed r&m drinking togehter that made me so happy bc like #it was one of those moments where i was like. Oh yeah duhdoy i almost forgot they’re going to be best friends for ever and ever #hhhgg. so many good things so much so much. also im probably not going to touch this episode for a week lol #i Need time ok. #rick and morty #rick and morty spoilers #odiespeak

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

This is such an interesting piece of information. Would love to know what it means someday.

#everybody making dazai and fyodor theories and meanwhile i am just #atsushi!!! who are you???????? why are you wrapped up in all this???? where did you come from????? #this is from chapter 34 btw. the one talking is fitzgerald #bsd #bsd atsushi #in the context of the 'atsushi has a second ability' theory i shfbsjdfhvhv *sounds of biting and going feral* #storyrambles

[chrollohearttags]

y’all don’t be giving what y’all think you do when you compare one oppressed group to another. Quickest way for me to tune the fuck out of what you’re saying.

#‘but when it was blm—‘ #and what did black people get besides gaslighted and disrespected #not to mention the whole movement was co opted and has been boiled down to a quirky aesthetic for non blks #we said stop killing us and everybody got defensive lmao get the fuck #I guess all lives matter and blue lives matter was just a joke #don’t piss me the fuck off #you can support Palestine without guilt tripping black ppl #cherry chats 🍒 #the organization at its core is trash now anyways so where do we go from here

[evilkitten3]

one (understandably) underappreciated thing about madara is that he's one of the oldest characters in the series,,,, yet even when he's literally a wrinkly old caveman on life support he never switches from using ore to using washi.

almost every other old man character uses washi, and even some of the ones that barely qualify as middle-aged (mr raikage sir you are 47???? hashirama and tobirama are even worse; you cannot tell me either of them made it past 35)

meanwhile madara's all "whatever i'm gonna get revived anyway i don't have to change shit"

#naruto #naruto shippuden #uchiha madara #i know naruto gets a lot of shit for calling everybody old #but in his defense so many characters talk like it???? #like if you're gonna use washi around naruto i think it's fair for him to start calling you occhan or whatever #g-d grant me madara's level of delusional self-confidence lmao #japanese #i don't remember him ever using washi ever. and neither did obito when he made the switch from tobi to darth vadara #also this is unrelated but what the fuck is going on with obito's legs #that is not where his knee(s) should be i'm pretty sure

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit. #this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!! #my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried. #i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick) #& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle) #OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

There is so much about the bachelor's party that I need to know. I need to know the entire guest list and I need to know what everybody else wore because these two motherfucking idiots had '80s theme and chose a couple's costume

#911 abc #911 #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #Look im going off in the clown car about this #but this is a couples costume it doesnt work wihout the other half #and they suspiciously chose a couple that could be interrupted as queer #like what are you doing #where was the meeting in which they decided this #are they sharing a braincell #was there other costume ideas before they settled on this one #i need to know #i need the text exchange where they chose this #i also need to know what everybody else worse to know if these are the only two that did a couples costume

[uncanny-tranny]

Honestly, attachment to sex rather than gender as a social construction won't create a utopia without the subjugation of one's presentation, background, or experience from existing. Recognizing that sex and gender are both socially constructed and while they sometimes inform one another, they won't always, and that trans people absolutely can attest to this and are integral to making change for a better world are insurmountably important. If your desire for a "better world" coincidentally doesn't include us, what you desire isn't a better world where people are free - it is subjugation by a different name.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #and this is why i stopped really buying into the odea that abolishing gender alone would save us #because people still believe that sex is this Divine thing that Never Ever Is Influenced Or Is Seen Socially As Anything... #...that whatever is seen as 'right' by societal standards is inherently true... #... it's the idea that a person existing is simultaneously natural AND unnatural only in context with what /everybody else/ thinks.. #i just find that people are super enthusiastic about obtaining a utopia for them that just ~coincidentally~ will naturally exclude transness #like 'without gender you trans people wont NEED to exist 🥺🥹' and it just shows that you don't WANT a better world. #what you WANT is a hierarchy where you are naturally ordained at the top #at best it shows a lack of understanding of the trans perspective and at worst appears genocidal #exactly HOW will you prevent us from existing? because closing your ears and going 'lalala you don't exist!' obviously hasn't cut it #offtopic completely but i am watching my spotify wrapped and what the fuck #why the Fuck did i listen to time warp 314 times (i Know Why) #i am shocked that weezer wasn't in the top fove artists. i am thankful too

[the1weird1pencil]

We need more of this Pirate AU

#antonblast #antonball #dynamite anton #pirate au #i spent WAY too long on this #For those who are not aware. two days ago was International Pirate Day and the Summit Inn Discord server created a general thread #where everybody had to talk like a pirate #i was sadly too late to join but I did made this artwork as to honor this #i'm going to bed

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

went out of my way to calculate the number of times a character shows up in the ieytd fics currently available on ao3 as of today. i actually went into each fic and checked with my own hands since sometimes characters are tagged and they don't even show up or vice versa

#ieytd #i expect you to die #not tagging everybody you get the point #have to say you guys: disgraceful ordeal on the woman front. where the hell are they #you smush solly fabby and prism together and that's not even a quarter on this chart. this is so sad. where did the women go. #also. and i KNOW they're supposed to be anonymous or whatever #but a STRIKING lack of zor appearances too. for them being the main antagonist and all

[justcallme-ange]

What did I miss?

#Uhhh hi? #What happened??? #Still sick but better enough to get back to drawing - uh where did everybody go?

[abba-enthusiast]

… klar

Also shoutout to the dutchies, have fun beim klarkommen.

#there IS a right answer. #and when you use the wrong one i become a goddamn boomer #and i know that’s incredibly rich coming from sb who speaks swiss german #and idk where this trend of saying the wrong one started!! a couple of years everybody started saying it and i feel like i‘m going insane #*ago #why are you saying it wrong??? did we just suddenly collectively decide to change it and nobody told me? 😭 #is this just umgangssprache that has finally reached Switzerland? 😭 #german stuff

[khaotunq]

i'm sorry i'm still laughing about this

sir. sir, this is the pansy bar. sir. do you know where you are. sir.

#where everybody knows boston's naaaame #water u doin in the pansy bar sir #did u think of that #adventures in ofts #i know i said i was gonna go to bed but i lied #only friends the series #ofts

[storge]

It's been… 15 years? It's been that long, huh.

Halation Love (2023) 1.01

#halation love #ハレーションラブ #jdramaedit #userdramas #jdrama #asiandramanet #dailyasiandramas #asiancentral #subs: shinsubs #lextag #tobelle #syaring #userginpotts #mymymy #wont prbably gif anything more from this show but i did enjoy it and i loved how they used photography in it #you ever watch a drama where the first ep was like *ohhhh hmmmm* and then as you continue watching you go *ohhhhh wht in the worlddd* #LOOL #this first ep set it up but dang everybody in this was shady and all the men needed a GUT punch #this mystery went from a to h and then back to e #that kindapping scene and then the endddddd battle were just yeahhhhhh that was a whole thing im just lol yeahhhhh #im shocked by how many actors where in this lil thing tho like when shuntaro popped up i was ?! and kenta..... boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i swear

[atalante241]

Do people genuinely forget that the Traveler had had zero intimate/purely positive interactions with Furina before the whole execution thing? Because I feel like they do. The Traveler became semi-friends / acquaintances with her during her story quest and that became more cemented during the 4.3 event

#THIS IS NO HATE TOWARDS THE CHARACTER JUST ME BEING ANNOYED ABT THE FANDOM #and the whole ‘omg they didn’t respect her boundaries!!’ thing everybody goes on about #they literally did??. #when she says no to acting they ask her if she knows anyone. she again says no and then they ask her if she’s completely sure #this causing her to snap at them. they understand why and leave it at that and go help the acting troupe #Furina comes to the guild all on her own with the intention of seeing how things are and maybe helping #the traveler notices them and drags them ot and then the story quest starts off #Furina could leave whenever she wanted. nobody was stopping her #also about the whole pulling Furina thing. I can guarantee that if it was animated like an anime you would’ve all laughed your amasses off #just imagine it for a sec. it was clearly meant as humorous. Genshin dialogue cutscenes just aren’t the most animated meaning they had— #limited options to work with #and like. about Paimon’s line about her house. I completely get where she comes from #Furina literally lives under a bridge while her previous living arengment was the aplaca Mer Onia (I can’t spell). of course Paimon’s gonna #especially when neuvillet said that he was gonna make sure she had everything she needed #genshin impact #furina #furina genshin impact #furina story quest

[blinkpen]

Hey, what do you mean by Perfect Cell? This has so many possible implications. Can he spawn mini hims? Can he fucking absorb people? EXPLODE?! There is a few things this could mean

On reflection, it's actually more of a Piccolo thing, since Perfect Cell has the trait from Piccolo's DNA, just turned up to 11, and Lamarr cannot regenerate from total obliteration the way Cell can.

So Lamarr can't pull a Perfect Cell, but he can pull a Piccolo. But I wanna use The Lines.

the dialogue in the first 2 panels is stolen from DBZA (as linked) the dialogue in the second 2 panels is not

#mog art #doodles #lamarr #offiver v a bitch who gets no tag #he gon gedder : ) #she's not even their vegeta that implies she inexplicably chills/hangs out with everybody as time goes on but No #she's on the Oh You SuuUUUUUCK villain list liek Cupidiom is #lamarr's friends: where the fuck did that come from #lamarr: [covered in blood] today i decided enough was Enough : ) #lamarr: also that woman killed a toddler with herbicide in an IV drip. also my dad. even i think she had it coming no? #lamarr: but if anyone would like to argue in favor of the racist cop wasp who's even committed acts of [REDEACTED] on top of everything els #lamarr: the floor is open friends. anyone? anyone? okay let's go get bagels please my blood sugar is Very low #as for the mini me thing......... [suspiciously long pause] it... is.. debatable....? #uhh... it could be argued... lamarr is the mini me.... hard to get into that without too many More spoilors #i dont want to answer the absorbing question #no he cannot explode #I DON'T THINK??? #blood cw #body horror cw

[led-bloody-zeppelin]

not a cursed child stan, not a cursed child anti, but a third, more pathetic thing (i've invested so much time and effort headcanoning and building the next-gen characters up in my head to the point that they feel too real so the idea of them experiencing any sort of harm makes me feel physically ill)

#tumblr user hazey-cosmic-jive finally makes a post that's (vaguely) related to the next-gen after months of silence everybody cheered #parasocial relationship with fictional characters go crazy! #it's so bad i remember i read a next-gen fic once where albus got hit with a really bad spell in the school corridor and almost died #had to be transported to st. mungos and everything #and i shit you not the stress purely from reading it made me almost vomit #i shed like 5 tears #couldn't eat couldn't sleep for the rest of the day #when i did sleep i literally dreamed that i was in the fic and i also died (due to unrelated purposes) and i met albus in the afterlife #and when we like “woke up” we were lying on the same hospital bed and for some reason ginny and hermione were there #and they were mad at me for some reason so they were screaming at me #mind you was albus being so fake #literally laying right next to me and didn't even bother to defend me as if we didn't just go through (literal) hell together 😒 #not vintage