I think about this tweet daily
This take aged like fine wine ✨✨
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rip eris you would have loved the 21st century acceptance of publicly being a twink boyfriend
I can’t breathe this is the funniest message I’ve ever gotten
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Wheatley really is the greatest metaphor for all the worst (of the worst) cishet male stereotypes tho. Idiot ball. Just wants to cum and feel important at the expense of everyone else. In charge when he shouldn’t be. Probably (definitely) cheated his way there
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deuxmoi + twitter hockey ~ they got jokes ~
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That photoshopped picture is so funny because 100% she would probably wear the damn Kiki’s too lmaoo
🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Overly honest notes to self:
“Upon closer reflection — setting up the time I need to do things [planning out my day] — I feel productive, but also rage”
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Other: Molly and Lucien and The Beast are now a Tumblr fictive system
HELP.
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Sorry for being horny out of blue, but I randomly thought about how wet and transparent Felwinter's shirt must have become after holding a very wet Osiris so closely to his chest. I'M SO SORRY I SWEAR IT'S VERY DRAMATIC BUT DAMN. DAMN. FELWINTER IS JUST UNFAIRLY SEXY OKAY.
........you know what, you're right 🙃 It won't last long, because he's too skilled, but um. Yeah. Um.
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Joseph Quinn and Joe Keery imitating all of us today:
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Kieran can be incredibly clingy when sick.
Especially to people he loves. (AKA, Juliana.)
He gets really sick in the league club one day and refuses to let anyone help because they're not Juliana, so Drayton literally has to call her (whilst she's in Unova thankfully) and have her come help and the second she's even in the room Kieran is cheering in his sickly little fever-induced voice: "Juliana! It's Juliana! Look, Drayton! It's Juliana!"
Even when she's taking care of him he's clingy af, hugging her whenever he gets the chance, snuggling into her constantly, refusing to let go whenever she wants to get up and get him things like medicine or soup—he's just an absolute mess in the best way possible.
This is beyond adorable and I just GOTTA say
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PC Gamer foaming at the mouth over Coral Island
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