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my-castles-crumbling · 6 months
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Regulus: Potter, why the fuck is our kitchen trashed?
James: Oh! I wrote a haiku to tell you I'm sorry for that! It goes: Please do not be mad, I left the house a huge mess, I am real sorry.
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Regulus: Strangely, I'm no longer mad.
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heartmis · 9 months
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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019—)
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jeriafterdark · 1 month
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cloud's thirsty
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brightlotusmoon · 8 months
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lightwise · 7 months
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"SHE WHAT? WHY?"
Not Filoni going, I see you internet, let me just say out loud what you all have been will be thinking...
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bigtiddygandalf · 8 months
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how did i forget that in the book, aziraphale gets clocked and hate crimed by a little girl
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skyloftian-nutcase · 6 months
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What healthcare workers do when they work Halloween
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lonesomedreamer · 2 years
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CAPTAIN JACK “GOLDILOCKS” AUBREY
Jack took the wheel, and as he did so a last gust from the island staggered the sloop...plucking Jack’s hat from his head and streaming bright yellow hair away to the south-south-west. • ‘We call him Goldilocks in the service, you know, in much the same way as they call me Hellfire Davy, or Thundering Richards...’ ⎈ Patrick O’Brien, Master and Commander
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Arthur: "You're the only one I can trust, Merlin"
Merlin: about to fucking STAB HIM IN THE BACK
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doc0bill · 2 years
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Nine and Rose in this episode…
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*sigh* I love them so much
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my-castles-crumbling · 7 months
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Me, nonbinary/gender-fluid, explaining Punnett Squares to my wife
Wife: Alright, I know what they are, stop mansplaining.
Me: I mean… can I even mansplain?
Wife: Transplaining.
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XDDDD WHY DID THIS REMIND ME OF GAME OF THRONES?!
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gallerylover · 2 years
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Zoro remembers 😭
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I love these two💛💚
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monsterohnenamen · 5 months
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crystallizabethine · 4 months
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One of my favorite small Dragons Rising moments was when that one Imperium guard saw that the shoulder pad store has been destroyed and screamed like they'd just witnessed their family get murdered.
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