#while yes this can be amusing

[uncanny-tranny]

You know, I feel like other trans people might get this, but it's honestly kind of refreshing when a cis person has, like, undeniable tboy/tgirl/whatever swag. It's like when you come across somebody who speaks the same language as you and you only find out when they start speaking it, too.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #all this to say that we are existing on a rock hurling through space #and this universe is going to collide into another and does it all truly matter in the end? #a lot of this is based on ideas we have about what constitutes certain people and i think it can be a fun observation #so long as you do not inherently ascribe certain traits as being indicative of who somebody Is #it can be amusing when you're SO confident that somebody is a certain way until you realize how Wrong you were #the amusement for me only comes because it's like... 'you tried your best to box somebody and you FAILED lmao' #and in a weird way it's kind of comforting because it reminds me that we all come into this world with bias that Will be challenged... #...so the best thing you can do is recognize those biases and then try to overcome them through great effort... #...so yes maybe i did think that cis dude had tboy swag but. that's not inherently his problem you know? #it probably just means he's confident in his manhood in a way that reminds me of the trans men* i know and love #i noticed that in him and it reminded me of my friends who are trans so i think 'oh! maybe that's why he's giving off those vibes!' #so while i won't treat him any differently before or after finding out i was wrong i'm still going to appreciate the fact that... #...he and i are literally just Vibing on the same planet and we both don't have time for petty arguing about manhood #i'll acknowledge what inspired those thoughts in me but that is Not his problem and that's good and beautiful actually #i don't always mind the tboy/tgirl swag meme just so long as you don't treat it like an Inherent Trans Experience Only Trans People Have #just recognize where those ideas are inspired from and it's fine <3 #sometimes you will be Wrong and that's actually fucking neutral <<3 #anyway rant over i just think this is /generally/ harmless and fun #like astrology. sometimes you just look up your star sign without ascribing your Entire Life to it <3 #i think what i lot of people mean by saying a cis person has tboy/tgirl swag is just that... #...that cis person has an understanding of themself that comes from deep introspection that isn't necessarily expected of cis folk... #...but it is often something trans people do as part of our exploration of gender... #how is this the FIRST POST to reach tag limit... ask me for more thoughts if you want lol!

[sysig]

A very normal scientist doing very normal gene splicing experiments (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Gaster #Wobbledogs #Sometimes media flooding bleeds over into other interests at the same time and yes that is my only justification for this lol #I'm always most amused by the sequence of things lol - I'd already started in on Handplates again but then got very diverted by Wobbledogs #Which is especially weird to me because I was introduced to the game like half a year ago and it didn't really grab me #It's cute but eh it's fine - and then I watched a proper lightly edited playlist not like jumpcut-jumpcut-jumpcut #That can make for a very punchy one-off but it doesn't really reflect the gameplay loop #So actually getting to see it properly made the difference and I kinda Get It now and also kinda want to own the game lol #MeanWhile - Ghoster's been hanging out as my desktop buddy literally /while/ watching and I was getting new ideas on that front #They smushed together lol #Having him onscreen is just a good excuse to do a quick once-over style of study and follow some silly ideas haha #What would Gaster think of a progressive mutation type game ♪ Watching them grow watching them struggle to walk #Only uses the scold feature - or the worse option that he treats the dogs better than the skelebros noooo haha #Pretty much all of the creatures in Undertale are sentient to some degree aren't they :0 Wobbledogs are just dogs #They're not monsters but they're not humans but they're not exactly just dogs either - just little creachurs haha #It's fun to imagine him nurturing anyone or anything haha ♪ Goes from ''???'' to ''How can I help this reach their full potential'' #Whatever ''potential'' means in his own context hehe #It's cute in its own way

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

here's some tidbits from the Laughingstock Misunderstanding fic outline, just 'cause i got mild amusement outta them and thought y'all might too <3

#THESE AREN'T BLURRY I SWEAR TUMBLR JUST KILLS THE QUALITY TILL YA CLICK ON EM #hopefully it provides some Entertainment during this dry spell. this Drought #im slowly chipping away at the outline whenever the Feels hit me #it... amuses me #i am both the king and the jester in my court #but no fr the funniest part of this lil plot To Me #is how frank/julie/poppy have no clue about the drama thats been going on in their tiny neighborhood #like... literally everyone else is so Involved #poppy: oh howdy seemed so mellow this morning i wonder whats wrong #frank: yes... come to think of it i havent been bothered by barnaby in a while #julie: well that just doesnt sound like either of them! #and then they all hum and sip tea and change the conversation topic #absolutely unprompted #outlining my beloved.... #its writing without having to write. diet writing #and room to throw in memes to my hearts content #so that i can have a Chuckle while i go through the arduous torture of actually writing <3 #mannnnnn i wanna write this fic so bad #i will get there i will get there Eventually #for now it will live in my brain in my tags in my outline

[zappedbyzabka]

🐕🐕🐕🐕

#The last gif is everything. He looks so innocent here #He looks so soft stop it #How does this giant man manage to look like a puppy holding a puppy #He also looks really hot. The second gif GEEZ #I need him to pet and coo at Johnny like that in that exact outfit #Because I KNOW Johnny would d fond and amused until Terry starts baby talking the dog #B line to (gently. he loves animals) pick up the puppy and sit in Terry’s lap #so he can pet the dog while Terry pets him #anyway yes I’m like a crazy old lady telling a wall her stories while the staff watches #thomas ian griffith #avalanche #escape from alaska #both i guess? #silverlaw

[yuriinadress]

Never Again, Don't Leave Me

Content warning: mentions of blood, swearing

(This is my first time writing fanfic so feedback is greatly appreciated.)

Five days.

That's how long it had been since Tim was admitted to the hospital. And Bernard didn't even find out until the second day. Through a news report. Not from Stephanie. Not from Dick Grayson. Not from Bruce Wayne. The fucking Channel 8 news.

'Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne Admitted to Hospital After Sustaining Gunshot Wounds'

'Fuck. Not again.'

Darla bleeding out in the school nurse's office. Tim bleeding out on a ballroom floor.

'Please god not again.'

Bernard doesn't even remember how he got to the hospital, let alone leaving his apartment. His socks are soaked. Must've run there in the rain. Entering the hospital was a blur. A lot of pleading, yelling, screaming - most of it from him he thinks - and the same phrase repeated over and over again: "Family members only."

"Family members only."

"Family only."

"Family."

'I'M HIS FUCKING BOYFRIEND!'

So here he is. Day 4 of sleeping in the uncomfortable waiting room chair, nibbling on the shitty energy bar he got from the hospital vending machine. Bernard's honestly surprised they haven't kicked him out yet. Pity most likely. The nurse he yelled at on the first day keeps bringing him water when he's asleep. He really should apologize to her, she's just doing her job.

Right now he just feels numb. Stephanie's probably tried to call him, but he's pretty sure his phone is dead by now. Now he's just sitting, waiting for someone, anyone, to let him see Tim or at least let him know how he's doing.

'He's fine he's fine he's fine. They would've sent you home already if he was-'

"Bernard?"

He recognizes that voice, from Tim's video calls with his family. He's even heard it on TV a couple of times.

He turns to face Dick Grayson, eldest son of the Wayne clan and the brother Tim's closest to based on their weekly phone calls.

"Hey." Bernard's voice came out raspy and quiet. When was the last time he drank something?

"Hey," Dick said, moving to take a seat next to him. "How long have you been here?"

"What day is it?"

"Tuesday."

"Oh. Um" - he pinched the bridge of his nose - "since Saturday I guess."

Dick's face is weird. He seemed to be going through at least five different emotions at once, the most prominent being anger. Bernard really wished he was better at reading faces. Then he would have never made that dumb joke about Tim's dad abusing him back in high school, noticed how weird he was when the girl Robin appeared, or understand the emotion that crossed Tim's face whenever he had to cancel a date.

"Have you seen him yet," Dick asked softly.

"No," he responded bitterly, "'family only.'"

"Oh. And no one's-"

"No."

He heard a large exhale after that. Bernard didn't bother to remove his hands from his eyes after hearing the chair next to him scrape across the linoleum floor. Less than a minute later he heard Dick's sneakers squeak towards him.

"Come on," Dick said, holding his hand out, "they said we can see him now."

He takes his hand and doesn't let go until they get to Tim's room.

Stopping in front of the door Dick starts, "They said he's in a coma right now but he's stable. It shouldn't be very long until he wakes up."

Bernard knows those words should be comforting, but the fact that he didn't know that for almost a week just makes him angrier.

"You go first, okay?" Dick says, flashing him a small smile. "I'll be right out here."

He feels so fucking selfish. Dick is his brother and he's probably been worried sick about him. He deserves to see him a lot more than Bernard does. All he can say is, "okay."

Walking in he doesn't know what he expected, his boyfriend covered in blood? He looks peaceful like he's finally getting the eight hours of sleep Bernard keeps forcing him to get or when he falls asleep watching Blade Runner for the 700th time. He's pale, paler than his normal Gotham pale, but still looks peaceful. If it wasn't for the steady beeping of the heart monitor or the breathing apparatus strapped to his face, Bernard would've thought he walked in on one of Tim's random cat-naps. Rounding the bed, he takes a seat in the armchair next to the window. It's a lot more comfortable than the chairs outside.

For a while, he just sits and watches Tim breathe, his exhalations fogging up the oxygen mask every so often. He starts reaching for Tim's hand, wondering if he's allowed to touch him.

'Fuck it.'

Bernard grabs his hand like Tim's going to sink right through the pristine hospital sheets and he starts talking.

"Hey, Timmy. Yeah, I'm gonna call you that because you're asleep and you can't stop me. I just wanted to tell you that you better wake up soon or you're gonna miss all the fun things I got planned. They're holding another Jonathan Lord marathon soon. I know we missed the last one because you had an emergency. And Tweedle-D's is opening again. They're giving out complimentary milkshakes to Louis Grieve kids who come. I'm so close to getting my certification too, just a few more classes and we can go together. We can be totally disgusting and share one. Then there's that new amusement park opening up in Burnside. I know you said your last amusement park date didn't go well but hey, maybe we can try something new. And I can't wait to go to my first pride with you. I've never had the guts to go by myself, even after I figured out I wasn't straight. And I would really love to spend it with you. A day to hang out at the park, party with other people, and just be ourselves. Sounds super fun right? I just... I can't lose you... not like Darla or... or Laura - shit! Just... fuck. Please..."

'Don't leave me again.'

#yuri writes stuff #this plot bunny has had a chokehold on me since 125 came out #leaving it there because i have nothing else past that point #i keep writing things thinking it'll be a couple paragraphs and then they come out as full-length novellas #why can't i put this much effort into my schoolwork 🙃 #me while writing this: *takes the time to look up where the amusement park they went to is - doesn't actually look up #how a gunshot wound to the neck would be treated* #also yes timeline stuff - i decided to put batman 125 between the pride special and 'special delivery' bc i can/j #it's actually bc there's a whole 6 months between the ul stuff and the travis moore story and i think it just works better there #wrote this while listening to a mix of lo fi and chelmico's 'touhikou' on repeat (which is where the title's from) #batman 125 #timbern #tim drake #bernard dowd #dick grayson #batfam #dc fanfic #timber #i love making my boy suffer #also couldn't resist inserting a little bit of emt!bernard in there #emt!bernard #ficlet

[tswwwit]

I've written about 5k of Bill in the Other Universe, about 3k of smut, a handful of Confessing it and that domestic one-shot - all for a total of about 9k words since I wrapped up Bill vs Bill. Which is pretty good!

What sucks is having several things half-complete, even though I've been productive! What the hell, me. Work faster.

#Did I fall for the trap again #The answer is: Yes #It's still hard to write smut #On the plus side I had a great idea and now I'm combining the reassurance with another thing #But it's still gonna be a while before it's out #We'll see how much I end up posting of Bill in Other universe #There's a few amusing moments there but some of it can probably be tossed #Writing is Hard #Also came up with a good scene for Confessing It but I haven't written it yet #We'll get there

[abyssalremia]

The clanks of their footfalls echoed across the Troian garden, the wind picking up. "As I was saying, Golbez, this idea that we can just as easily sway everyone to your cause as you did before won't be so simple considering you lost your precious dragon." Remia lifted her journal a little higher for him to better see all she’d written down these last few evenings. "I've already spoken with countless masters of nearby domains, none of which were eager to listen to what I had to say regarding your dream of restoring this shadowed world. Without some other copious source of aether, you don't have a worthwhile bartering chip. If anything, you're now weak in the eyes of most since it's already common knowledge all four of your archfiends have fallen and you defeated by some outsiders from beyond the rift—myself being among them."

"Get to the point, mage," Golbez said lowly.

"My point is is that you're no longer the face of this operation," she mused, her lips curling into a snarky grin. "Zero is. She can manipulate the light she acquired from the First and you can be, hm... How about our mascot?"

"Mascot?"

"Mascot! It really does suit you quite well."

The memoriate cracked a faint smile. "I believe he'd be better suited to managing those you recruit after you've given them roles to fill.”

Remia sighed, giving her journal a dismissive wave. "Zero, why can't you just let me tease him even a little?" Her hold on her companion's hand tightened some. "But fine, he can be both the babysitter and our mascot." She glanced over her shoulder to flash Zero a warm smile. "Better?"

#golbez is 1000% the void teams mascot and you cannot convince me otherwise #i mean just look at the funny lil guy in his goofy armor #what a lad #and it's amusing to me how remia is lowkey the brains behind this chaos but wants nothing to do with being it's poster child #zero can be the face of this mess while remia continues to do what she wants behind the scenes (always for zero's benefit tho cuz <3) #and yes i did make remia a new outfit just to match the vibe of zero #i really should get back into mod making more consistently #ffxiv #ffxiv oc #ffxiv gpose #remia #writing #ffxiv zero #zerem #endwalker #patch 6.5 #6.5 spoilers #ffxiv writing

[amatres]

'i only targeted criminals, that way i could feel better about what i was doing'

balaerra, who lived on the streets and committed both petty and serious crimes just to survive during her formative years bc no one would help a half drow kid:

#ama plays baldurs gate #balaerra (oc) #she doesnt care if you kill ppl she just finds the 'oh but i picked ppl who i thought were lesser than so i could ease my guilt' cringe #oh and for astarion shes more just: well you were literally compulsed to and also youre not going 'oh but it's fine bc they were criminals' #yes she's a hypocrite who excuses her loved ones crimes while judging ppl she doesn't like. shes not a good person ❤ #she can usually tell when ppl are trying to manipulate her she just picks and chooses which ones she likes bc they amuse her lol

[dutybcrne]

Bruh what if Nahida just decided to act how she looks and just. Bawls in the middle of a meeting bc the new Sages kept bickering abt smth, and Wanderer is being No help, and Haitham is off in the corner having tuned them all out a good Hour ago, so she just decides to bring up them big ol' Ghibli tears and starts crying to shut everyone up and make them feel guilty and panic as Wanderer or whoever tf is Grand Sage decides to call off the meeting for a next time. And the Instant everyone is out, Nahida just. Immediately wipes away the tears like, Well, that was a cleansing experience, I should do that more often-

#//A nice funny hc to combat the Other one jkdngkg #☆ ┆ ( .ooc. ); #//I can't tell if it'd be funnier for Wanderer in seeing her recover so gottdam fast to be all stressed like 'wtF WAS THAT???' #//Or being all 'ffs WHY are you like this' #//Prolly while secretly thankful she got them out of that bc he was THIS CLOSE to throwin Anemo if they didn't cut their shit out- #//She wouldn't do it SO often; it'd lose its effectiveness and their confidence in her as an Archon obvi #//But key times when things are REALLY heated; she'd pull up the big guns #//Start blubbering abt how she hates them being so divided; how it'd harm their nation; blah blah blah #//Esp playing up on what she notices makes them feel guiltier so they can tone it down and Try working to fix things #//To make her feel better. V underhanded yes; but Necessary for the Greater Good #//This is the Archon who absolutely Played Dottore & Scara; I highly doubt she'd be above shit like this fjjgfkh #//V plausible; v amusing to think abt

[overobsessedfanboy23]

I can’t believe how Kotori went from a character I didn’t care about to my favourite character in Zexal (at least tied with Astral) and my second favourite female character in all of Yugioh, beating out Romin, Carly, Asuka, and Blue Angel.

What the hell did you do to me Duel Links

#yugioh #ygo #yugioh zexal #ygo zexal #zexal #tori meadows #kotori mizuki #and yes it was duel links #her introduction in duel links amused me so much I decided to build her the most powerful deck I could #and eventually that deck became my personal one #and while I've built other decks since #that one holds the most special place in my heart #it's the only one that doesn't use cards from the show it's the one I can definitively call mine #so tori was like my catalyst to loving duelling #I think of her as like a little sister #I usually say daughter on my blog cuz that's funnier #but in reality it's more like a mentor/apprentice brother/sister feeling

[lawfullyandlovely]

It's been implied many times in this blog, but I will say it directly this time

If Haruka Sakurai had a little more confidence, he'd make for one of, if not, the best boyfriend

I won't even apologize for spamming the Haruka tag, that man owns my heart

#haruka sakurai #milgram #We already know how he is with Muu #Yes the co dependency needs to break but it developed cause Haruka has zero self worth #If he properly gained confidence with the right person he'd be the sweetest partner #while still being healthy #He'd listen and do what you want while still giving you space if you needed it #Also he's not stupid (as many ppl think he knows nothing about anything) #He's actually quite a fast learner from the TL's when he socializes more with the others #I like to imagine he starts off cooking simple things for you #and then gradually learns how to make more complicated homecooked meals #Ofc with some noticeable errors at first but you can tell it's made with love #With time he becomes malewife material JUST HEAR ME OUT #Also just so soft with affection even with confidence #He would just initiate it more not really get rough with you #I saw someone say that Haruka would be flirty when he gains confidence #But I would imagine it more as him just giving out off handed compliments that he wasn't even aware was lovey dovey until you're hugging hi #picnics/ firework shows/ amusement park dates/walking together/build-a-bear #Okay but let's be honest: He'll do whatever you want on dates #Not great at planning them (probably would beat himself up for arriving at build a bear two hours after it closed) #But he's great at paying for your ice cream and carrying you home after your backup date :) #Gotta shut up before I get even more annoying #I love rambling about my boyfriend <3 #He's such a sweetheart c'mon!

[roobylavender]

i think one of the things i want to do over break for funsies is like. rewatch every pak drama of the major contemporary writers nationally hailed as progressive (e.g., umera ahmed, farhat ishtiaq, sameera fazal, etc.) and see how many of the male leads i come out actually still liking. like i want to make an excel spreadsheet cataloguing every red flag that went under my radar as a kid. for science

#bc if we are being real. sooo many of these guys are nothing short of rancid #and while i get the point of a lot of these dramas is to show emotionally stunted men grow #idk how much tolerance i have for certain behaviors now like idk.. #tangentially this is also why complaints of saif from kuch ankahi Really amuse me #like ok so all of the most toxic and insecure men imaginable aren’t a problem for most pak drama fans #but a man who simply lacks agency and is maybe a bit cowardly bc his mother overimposes on him is horrible and unappealing.. #like i’m not saying people have to like him or have a crush on him by any means #but i think it’s weird people are blatantly ignoring he’s being used to comment on how mothers emasculate their sons and strip their agency #and how that doesn’t always translate to those sons being weird toxic alpha males but can simply make them cowardly and unable to stand up #for themselves. which yes. is totally worth criticizing. but it’s strange people think samiya is coddling him #simply bc she’s willing to ask him what he thinks when his mother does or says certain things #if she were coddling him she wouldn’t even bother worrying that he’s a pushover #but instead what she does is prompt him to slowly recognize that he has his own thoughts and feelings and that he can act on him #and that she’s not going to solve his problems for him bc he’s capable of solving them himself #and idk i think that is a narrative worth telling. and i am so willing to cut him slack for being a coward bc he’s the farthest thing from #a toxic alpha male. people have twisted him into being this horrible liar cheat etc for liking someone else prior to his marriage #despite the fact that we are literally being told and shown he’s forced into the marriage and his mom Knows he likes someone else and she #doesn’t care. saif cannot realistically say no without effectively running away and he’s incapable of that bc he fears his mother #he’s not a bad person. he’s just a coward. and his growth will entail that he becomes someone brave enough to take a stand for himself #and personally i am way more open than whatever shite we have in other dramas where it takes a saas abusing her bahu for her son to wake up #to be deleted

[pebblezone]

The Beach Boys Love You (1977) is such a questionable album I mean it’s barely even a Beach Boys album based on who contributes what but she’s so silly to me ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#talkingcore #could YOUR fave make a song all about how manly Johnny Carson is? what about fucking planets #what do the planets mean!!! and have you ever seen sun shine in the morn?? #its batshit insane it pioneered synthpop almost 40 years ahead of time #being seconds away from divorce struggling with substance abuse and being abused by your therapist can make some good songs #actually they just lead you not to make music for like 10 years but that’s besides the point Thank You Brian Wilson #Pet Sounds is the greatest album of all time? I’d like to see where in Pet Sounds there’s a song about honking down the gosh darn highway #i think it’s gonna be on loop this is not looking good for my future #like okay literally it’s a Brian Wilson solo album but they were like fuck it The Beach Boys need to put something out #so it became the bbs love you and not Brian loves you #which like yes the other members contribute vocals but literally All the lyrics and instruments are Brian #which by the way it’s all synths which is really insane and fun for the time #and also given the point in his life he was at he absolutely should NOT have been allowed to make lyrics #i mean hell during his accepted peak he had other people handling lyrics #so you want him making words while his brain is melting???? okay ig #that’s how you get roller skating child……. but it slaps though!!!!!! #omg I’ve not explained hey little tomboy on here oh my god #it’s not on love you I don’t like the album it’s from but ohhhh my god what a song……… #OH FORGOT TO ADD you have a duet between Brian and his wife about like love shit and it’s actually really pretty #but like they’re on the brink of divorce when it was recorded so it’s amusing in that sense

[kentopedia]

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ LOOK, MOM! — nanami kento

yuuji accidentally calls you mom

contents: nanami x fem!reader, husband nanami hehe, this is very silly and random and stupid, fluff, nanami & reader are yuuji's adoptive parents fr, words: 1059

“nanamin!” yuuji waves at the figure approaching from behind you, a flashy grin appearing on his face as he glances at the blonde man over your shoulder. “i didn’t know you were coming by today!”

kento's hair sweeps over his forehead in the wind, a few strands coming free as he heads towards you. it's a brisk day, and he has two hot coffees in his hands that he'd picked up after his mission.

a bead of sweat drips down yuuji's temple, and he wipes it with his sleeve, still breathing heavily. you'd spent the last hour training together, pushing his physical capabilities. gojo had been busy recently, between all the missions and his conversations with the higher ups.

so, of course, you'd volunteered to teach the newest student when he couldn't. quickly, he became your favorite of the three first years.

“i’m in between assignments.” kento hands you the coffee, places a gentle hand on your lower back with a smile that is hardly there. “mind if i steal my wife away for a bit?”

yuuji shrugs, his face still bright as he glances between the two of you. ever since he’d found out two of his favorite sorcerers were together, he’d hardly shut up about it.

“no problem. i’m going to meet up with fushiguro anyway.” he brushes the dirt off his pants, waving to the two of you.

“good job today, yuuji!” grateful for something to warm you up in the chilly air, you take a sip of the coffee. it’s perfect, as always, just what you needed. “you’re improving a lot!”

he grins, proud of his accomplishments. “thanks, mom! see you later!”

there's an elongated moment of silence.

you choke on your coffee as kento stiffens beside you, watching while yuuji comes to a skittering halt.

all three of you freeze. you cough, clearing your throat, and kento's hand, steady on your back, has stilled. “yuuji—“

“oh,” the teenager says, his face turning bright red as he realizes what he’s called you. he glances between the two of you, embarrassment evident. “i’m so sorry. i didn’t mean to—“

though, you don’t give yuuji enough time to protest. within seconds, you’ve gathered him up in your arms, squeezing the younger boy to your chest. “kento, we have a son!”

you feel yuuji tense, before he relaxes, and throws his arms around you in an even tighter hug. there’s some sort of thanks resting there. he laughs, carefree, a sound you never want to be taken away from the boy who manages to shine so brightly in such a dark world.

kento stares at you, folds his glasses up in his pocket, as if to show you both how unimpressed he is. “do we?” he asks, lips flat, though, you see through the facade to the amusement hidden in his irises. “i'm certain i would’ve remembered something like that.”

you make a face at him, covering yuuji’s ears dramatically. “oh, don’t listen to your dad, yuuji. he’s old, he doesn’t know what he’s saying.”

kento blinks, and then sighs, wrinkling his nose. though, when he sees yuuji’s wide grin, his eager expression, he decides to play along.

“well, then... there must be a lapse in my memory." kento crosses his arms over his chest as he regards the two of your extensively, searching for something. "that would certainly explain the striking resemblance between us.” he says drily.

yuuji laughs, a loud snort. he looks nothing like either of you, but you’re not sure he’s ever gotten to witness kento's sarcastic sense of humor, the one that not everyone really gets.

“exactly!” yuuji quips back to kento’s blank expression. "everyone tells me i have the same smile as my dad!

kento’s trying hard not to let yuuji win that one, but you can see the slight wrinkle around his eye, the tiny quirk of his lips. beside the pink haired boy, you choke out a few giggles, covering your mouth.

“yes," kento nods, solemn. "i’ve heard that as well.”

"so you do know how to make jokes, nanamin!" yuuji shouts, nearly jumping in the air as he cheers. "i can't wait to tell fushiguro this."

kento rolls his eyes, but yuuji’s so pleased, and he releases you, his eyes soft and bright as he pulls away.

though he doesn’t say it, doesn't thank you for anything, you can tell he’s grateful. itadori yuuji may be happy with his life as it is now, may have found a home within the friends he’s made at the high school, but you know he misses his grandfather. sometimes, perhaps, he even longs for the conventional family he never really got to have.

you ruffle his hair, the pink strands catching between the cracks of your fingers. “tell him i said hello too.”

yuuji nods, stuffing his hands in his pocket as he steps away. “i will!” his cheerful gaze is pinned on your husband, a secretive smile making a home on his lips. “bye, dad.”

kento shakes his head, and sighs again, though you can tell, a part of him is touched to have won so much of yuuji's admiration. “have a good evening, itadori.”

you watch the young boy scurry away, hands in his pockets as he braces himself against the cold.

"you should be nicer to your son, kento."

kento snorts, throwing an arm over your shoulder as he brings you closer to him. "i am nice to him," he says, kissing your temple softly. "a little hard on him, maybe, but i just don't want anything bad to happen to him."

you soften, look up at him with warm eyes, and you squeeze the hand that is resting on your shoulder. "i know," you say, your heart clenching. you've thought about it before, thought of kento with a tiny child that looks just like him, cradled against his chest. thought of him with a little girl whose hair he can braid, a little boy he can raise to be a gentleman.

but you hadn't talked about it; you'd always thought your life was too busy, too dangerous for children.

"you'd make a good dad, ken," you say, your cheeks flushed as you grin at him.

kento's eyes flash. "really?" an array of emotions scurries across his features before he leans down, kissing you softly. "is this your way of telling me you want a baby, sweetheart?" his voice deepens as he whispers against your lips, smiling. "because i'm more than happy to give you one."

#kento nanami x reader #jjk x reader #nanami fluff #nanami kento x reader #nanami kento x you #nanami kento x y/n #kento nanami x you #nanami x reader #jjk x fem!reader #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #xoxo rylie 💌 ୧⋆ ˚｡⋆

[kyletogaz]

simon fucking the attitude out of you

cw: penis in vagina sex, spanking, mean!simon (a lil bit), calling simon daddy, fingering

"i told you that mouth of yours would get you in trouble, love, but you didn’t listen. you never do.” simon was starting to think you were doing that shit on purpose.

all you can do is whine and moan loudly into the mattress as you grip the sheets tight in your fists, your body jerking with every smack of simon’s hips against your ass, as the lewd sounds of your dripping cunt getting drilled fills your ears. simon’s fucking the attitude right out of you. you thought you could talk slick, but he snatched your ass right on up and dragged you back to his room. as soon as he closed the door, he had you face down with your ass up and pussy stuffed with his cock in no time.

you try to convince simon that you’re sorry for talking back. you sweeten your voice a little, as the words i’m sorry, daddy spills from your lips in between moans. it’s all lies though. you love making simon lose his composure. seeing him snap gets your pussy real wet.

“you’re not sorry, sweetheart.” the but you will be is left unsaid.

you almost cry when simon pulls his cock out of you, leaving you empty and leaking. you open your mouth to argue, but he delivers a hard smack to your ass. you cry out when he does it again. tears spring to your eyes when he smacks your ass a little harder a third and fourth time.

“please! i’m sorry simon,” you sob into the sheets as you prop yourself up on one elbow so you can reach back to rub at your sore ass. you’ve learned your lesson.

simon slaps your hand away so can he rub a soothing hand across your ass, before dipping his fingers in your sopping cunt. he asks you if you’re really sorry, or are you just saying it because you know that’s what he wants to hear. he has one hand on your back, trapping your body against the mattress. your ass is still up in the air while he’s knuckles deep in your cunt, just lazily stroking at your spongy walls, slowing driving you mad.

“i’m sorry for being a brat,” you moan, a pout forming on your lips. your ass still hurts a bit.

simon doesn’t say anything, as his fingers repeatedly brush up against that spot inside of you. a high pitched moan pours out of your mouth when he speeds up the movement of his fingers. simon just watches in amusement as you start fucking yourself on his fingers.

“si–simon!” it was too much. you were so close to cumming on his fingers. “i’m gonna—”

you’re so deep in your pleasure-induced haze, you don’t even hear simon when he chuckles lowly and says, “no you’re not.”

but you do feel the moment when his fingers leave your cunt. you let out a sob, you were so close and the bastard removed his fingers before you could even cum. seething, you roll over onto your back with a glare directed at simon. and he’s just sitting there watching you with those stupid honey brown eyes of his that you love so much.

“i said i was sorry!”

“are you really?” he coos as he strokes up your thigh, his fingers getting dangerously close to your cunt.

“yes,” you whine as you try not to press up into the hand tracing patterns across your pubic mound.

simon hums softly as he gently knocks your sticky thighs apart and teases your glistening cunt with his cock. you gasp when the tip brushes against your clit, sending a jolt through your body.

“fuckin’ hell, princess,” he groans as he feeds his cock into you, stretching you out. “cunt’s still so tight….and so wet.”

and then simon’s fucking you dumb with a snap of his hips. every jolt of pleasure you feel has you arching off the bed like you’re being possessed. he’s pulling you on his cock, telling you how pretty you look and how you’re taking him so well. you’re nothing more than a whimpering mess as you meet his thrusts.

“please,” you wail as simon’s cock continues to brush against that bundle of nerves within your body. you’re being fucked so good you don’t even know what you’re begging for.

you can feel the way simon’s fingers spreads your puffy lips apart. he’s watching himself fuck you, watching the way his cock disappears in your dripping cunt, before it reappears, glistening with your juices.

“fuck,” he moans loudly, as he shifts forward to bury his head in the crook of your neck.

you soft cries fill simon’s ears as you claw at his back, your sharp nails dragging across his skin, leaving red marks that makes him groan loudly. both of you are so far gone. simon’s moaning like a whore and saying the filthiest shit in your ears. you’re so close to teetering over the edge from his cock dragging against your slick walls. you start to beg, huffing out please please please and simon thinks it’s so funny, if the bark of laughter in your ear is anything to go by. he lets out a broken moan when your cunt squeezes him so tight it makes his hips stutter. simon catches his rhythm again, never stopping the roll of his hips as he presses even closer to you, so you’re both chest to chest. simon’s cock is buried so deep in you in this position, you feel full. you can’t stop writhing and moaning beneath him.

simon ducks his head down to press a kiss to your lips. he drags his tongue along your bottom lip, silently asking you to open up. he licks right into your mouth the second you do. you gently yank him closer by his hair, before tightening your legs around him, the heels of your feet digging into his back as you moan in his mouth. the drag of simon’s cock against your walls will surely drive you insane.

“oh, fuck,” you choke out when simon shoves one hand between you two and rubs at your clit. you start to thrash a little when the pleasure becomes overwhelming. “please let me cum, i’ll be good.”

you want simon to nut in you like he always does. you want him to fill you to the brim, so when his cum slips out, he can shove it back in your hole with his fingers.

“yeah?” simon pants in your ear. “you gonna cum on daddy’s cock?”

“please, i need it,” you beg breathlessly, almost desperately.

simon’s thrusts suddenly become more frenzied at your pleas. he loves hearing you beg. he gets off on it, really. you let out a choked cry as he grinds into you, your cunt spasming around his cock as he pushes you over the edge. you and simon both moan in unison as he spills his seed in your fucked out cunt.

when you both come down from your highs, simon warns you that the next time you pull some shit like that, he won’t let you cum at all.

“i’ll bring you close to the edge every time, then pull out. you’ll never get what you want, sweetheart.”

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a/n: was gonna add some pussy licking but i forgot 😅

#simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley x black reader #ghost x reader #simon riley smut #kyletogazwrites #this stressed me out a lil

[dravens-greater-sins]

I looove being forced to hold things inside of me

Cockwarming? Yes please

Leaving toys inside of me? Yes yes yes

But also just shoving random things into my cunt and making me leave them there.

Not fucking me... just making me stand in the corner with a hairbrush in my pussy until you feel like yanking it out and spanking me with it

Catch me wearing panties? Rip them off of me and force them into my hole. Make me go about my day like that...

maybe after a few hours, you can move them from my cunt to my mouth so you can gag me while you force a too-big water bottle into my tight pussy

I just need to feel like a set of holes, existing only for your convenience and amusement

#bd/sm humiliation #object insert nsft #object insertion. #degrade and humiliate me #degredation kink #queer ns/fw #trans bd/sm #t4t bd/sm