I have a love hate relationship with the dilf Jan Van Eck agenda because casting someone hot would make people simp for this wretched old hag but at the same time it would be so funny to watch these fools scramble for some way to defend him the same way darklina fans have always used Ben Barnes as their only excuse
gotta say I am shocked and disappointed that tumblr, home of lovers of unhinged blorbos and mad scientist appreciation, apparently draws the line at jack seward.
like oh I’m sorry you only like ETHICAL wildly unethical science
smh I can’t believe the one character I choose to poor little meow meow-ify is the one from classic literature
I just read someone’s hot take on ‘the mermaid scene’ being ‘peak cringe’ and I just-
Sweet, sweet human. That’s Ed’s psyche you’re taking about. My dude is having his life flash before his eyes in the most beautiful little heartbreaking s1 montage, and if that’s how he wants to picture Stede coming to redeem his lonely fucking soul - as a glittery goddamn tits-out merman, then that’s HIS GODDAMN BUSINESS.
The Man in the White Van starring Sean Astin, Ali Larter, Madison Wolfe, Skai Jackson and Brec Bassinger premieres at the Newport Beach Film Festival, October 14.
“In a quaint little town in 1974 Florida, an ominous white van stalks a young girl, while her parents’ skepticism leads to a terrifying Halloween nightmare.”