#why didn't they kiss?

[maybewantacoffee]

Coriolanus Snow & Sejanus Plinth

#tbosas #coriolanus snow #sejanus plinth #coriolanus x sejanus #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #why didn't they kiss? #brothers my ass

[found--family]

cas would not kiss dean first. dean would also not kiss cas first. this is their tragedy. but a shapeshifter or some kind of monster clone or djinn dream would initiate the first kiss and they would 100% return it. or the real dean and cas would've just simply fallen together somehow like tripped and fell and gravity would bring their mouths together whoops anyway they'd both take it from there - and that's not fate pulling strings it's just dumb luck for these two dumbasses (affectionate)

#destiel #thoughts #and btw: i don't know why everyone thinks i'm trying to woobify cas by saying he wouldn't kiss dean first. #fact: dude literally waited for death's door to confess his love so he wouldn't burden dean with his feels - but at least he could #use them to save dean. and he thought he couldn't have dean (the one thing he wanted..) which is why he didn't make the first move #bc he thought there would be no further moves. i don't understand what's not clicking. anyway they're both dumbasses #don't bother fighting me i know i'm right

[mwagneto]

i think it's fascinating how crowley has never ever actually forced or even pressured aziraphale into anything.. like he knows exactly which buttons to push and how to well. tempt him but he's always playing a very careful game, knowing full well how far he's allowed to go and how far aziraphale wants to go. vs the entire confession scene where their whole dance goes out the window and he begs and pleads and kisses him because he's given up on the slow and safe games and it's all so desperate and uncalculated and human

#like that's why i spent years convinced that if they ever did kiss (which I didn't for a second believe they would) #az would have to be the one to initiate it coz c would never dare to make such a massive leap like that #i underestimated just how sad and tired and desperate he is fr :-(((((( #good omens #gomens #go meta #crowzira #crowley x aziraphale #good omens 2

[holy-rarepairs-batman]

Absolutely blows my mind that Yue Qingyuan not only started cultivating late, but then had his entire spiritual system crushed and had to start over at a deficit and STILL managed to be the first of the peak lords to develop his core, and is the strongest of his generation. This man, y'all.... this man....

Do you realize how strong he is? It's obscene!

#yue qingyuan #svsss #can you imagine the things sj could get him to do if they were on speaking terms? #how much power sj could wield? #mxtx knew he couldn't handle that responsibility yet that's why they didn't kiss and make up

[k1ngl30n]

Y'know. I never really understood the INTENSE Alana Bloom hate (in regard to how she behaves with Will) until I started thinking about it a bit more (and also the help of a fanfiction lol).

Why would you kiss someone who just confided in you that he was having a mental breakdown, having just had an episode earlier that drove him to break through his chimney?

Why would you treat a forty-something year old man like a child? (See: the scene where Freddie is offering her hand to Will, he ignores her, and Alana does the little tilt stare thing that just screams 'shake her hand, Will')

Why would you tell a man who is notorious for not having many friends that you don't want to be in a room alone with him?????

I don't know. It really rubs me the wrong way. And then how she started having an affair with Hannibal? That weirds me out. A lot. Like. Will had to be out of the way and unavailable for you to go after the guy that you saw as stable and good for you?? So Will, who you always perceived as broken, was also always a viable choice???????

Do you get me? You guys get me. You guys get it. Alana in SS3 though. She's ok (but only really because of her responses to Hannibal living his best locked-up life tbh lmfao)

#Hannibal #NBC Hannibal #SZANNIBAL #Alana Bloom #Will Graham #I really don't want to dislike her but she's not making it easy lmfao #And don't you DAAAAARE come at me with 'but Will kissed Alana first!!!' yea and why didn't she pull away? It takes two to tango #Just to be clear I do not hate her. She's silly (pos) and I wish that Will manages to make Hannibal break the Promise about her #Esp since I have been enlightened about the nature of her character LMAO

[mattodore]

the boy

#river dipping #theodore doe #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #simblr #complete and total annihilation clumsyalienn come get your kisses rn!!!! #i actually edited four images </3 but i didn't want the post to be too long which is also why i cropped two of the screenshots #the amount of time i spent making highlights on his face... i should really just start using s3m's highlights #just to make the editing process easier. ria and delphi use some now so i should see if i like it on mattodore #this got me sooo sidetracked btw i meant to open cas to take some screenshots for this message bun sent me but. #theo pretty <3

[lunarharp]

What led to this (orufrey comic, cw an uncomfortable/creepy scene)

#witch hat tag #orufrey #er.... i'm too tired to have anything to say..i worked several days on this. #wait.. didn't i say just recently here that i probably wouldn't ever depict 'what if alaira is qifrey's sort-of ex'. What's going on #i don't even remember deciding to draw this..it's all a blur..i'm not sure why i WOULD decide to draw delicate scenes in my head #that i wouldn't really want to share with anyone/discuss so why did i draw it... #some part of me really really wants to draw things that are more and more true to myself... #maybe because of my alienation with most romance/shipping/dynamics the rest of the world depicts. #orufrey really is perfectly suited to me - what i read in the text and what is in my head. well anyway #i am TIRED of drawing poses and angles and..maybe now i will actually take a break from drawing bc of the tediousness of Angles #btw it really is a 'stretch of time' . . . assuming witches graduate age 18-20 #well orufrey are canonically 30-ish. they've only had agott around for presumably about TWO years (?) bc she took the test age 10 #and it feels like oru moving in/unknown atelier acquisition/building (?) .. i guess that could be a year or so before agott at most #(she was the first disciple) so... ????????? What about the other 7 or so years ?!?!?!!?!?! Unemployed Brimhat Hatred era #that time is very nebulous. after qifrey went to the tower i feel like it's been implied he and oru drifted apart a little. #certainly they didn't live together at first... no way. that doesn't feel like how it is based on things oru has said about becoming Eye #idk. I'm tired now. i don't usually think of alaira as necessarily qifrey's ex and this being how things went in that 'sliver of time'. #i usually prefer the idea that they have their first kiss with each other in their 30s cause That's Just The Orufrey Lifestyle #just felt like making a more relatable alternative view of my own Cai Orufrey Canon one time. btw im a big monoshipper and it hurt a bit #let's leave it there. this is surely the most i've worked on a 'single' art - though now i realise just how much longer the fic took :')

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Laughingstock at 3am

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

"You are a worm go to bed"

ehehehehehhhhh yeah....

bonus <3

#barnaby in the morning: *not remembering Any of that* why are you upset... #howdy: im not upset #barnaby: you're cutting all of my coupons in half. you're upset #howdy: WELL YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LOVE ME #barnaby: ???? WHAT???? #etc etc hard cut to barnaby going outside and kissing a worm to prove his love #cue howdy crying out 'NOW YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME???' #smh poor pup cant win.... #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #scribbling this was a bitch and a Half but it was sooooo worth it imo #they make me insane Insane they make me insaaaaaane! #it was mainly howdy giving me trouble. like the usual #mans got too many arms. had the hardest time figuring out where to put them all #GODDDD BUT THEYRE SO THEYRE SO!!! THEY ARE SOOOOO <3<3<3<3 #fluffiest duo ever stgggggggg #literally and uh. not-literally. whats the word? whatever doesnt matter! #the Softest Sillies.... #fuck fuck fuck THEY ARE STILL EMBEDDED IN MY BRAIN asdjbasjnanlasfnlasknls AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #i might have to make a post about the delusional world i have in my head where theyre a Thing. the headcanons.... too many Thoughts...

[housewifebuck]

MUTUAL APPRECIATION SERIES: ↳ insp: @lover-of-mine

#bobby goes IN. #before anybody asks why I didn't include buddie if we had a shot of them kissing I would have. but it would have ruined the theme #henren #bathena #madney #911 #911edit #911verse #911hiatus2023 #mutuals #🪐 #my gifs #I might redo this with the JVIII song...idk

[bobaheadshark]

can we talk about how in the bear s2 Carmy gives syd not just any old chef whites but thom browne designer chef’s whites? not only does it bring together all that interesting sartorial and style stuff about his character from s1 (selling vintage denim for emergency beef etc) but our man had to estimate syd’s measurements or guesstimate them? like what is the level of detail and back of mind knowledge he just keeps on a bunsen burner about his cdc… that shit is startlingly intimate, please…

and the other alternative is they have all the staff’s measurements on file to buy uniforms anyway and he goes to sugar and asks her for syd’s and she’s like “huh why we have the order coming in for everyone already” and he’s like “it’s custom” and she’s like “hmmmm”/okay i’m not gonna press and he’s like “what i just thought it’d be nice”. like sure, jan.

#sydney x carmy #sydcarmy #carmy x sydney #the bear fx #the bear #chef’s kiss #if they didn't want us to ship it then why is carmy looking at her like she's the missing piece of his soul then #syd x carmy #the bear season 2

[rockieriel]

can we talk abt this for a sec (s6e17)

#if not boy best friends turned boy kiss friends aka husbands then why emergy contact person #tagging as #hilson #bc im insane<3 #sorry for the bar on the second pic it wouldn't go away</3 i hate technology #if you see me post it before no you didn't im still figuring out how tumblr posting works even tho I've been using this site since forever #house md #lucien talks

[violetscanfly]

Mdzs mermaid au part 13

Aand that's a wrap! Again, a huuuge thank you for everyone who's interacted with this au-thingy-turned-comic, from likes to all the kind comments and tags, you are what made me want to add on and on to this thing❣️ And for old times' sake (as if I didn't start this like a month ago but it feels much longer) there's some rambles (and a surprise!) under the cut!

part 1 | prev part

I gotta say I will miss drawing them and we'll see if any of the human realm drama ever gets solved. You gotta make up your own ending for that, unless I get back into it, no promises tho. ;) Mostly I feel bad for this au's Xichen,🙈poor guy. Though of course Wangji wouldn't just fuck off forever without telling him where he is, and maybe seeing his own little brother in this form will force him to reconsider his biases. For now wangxian are living their best life with A-Yuan and the rest of the Wens somewhere deep in the ocean.

#idk why the quality of the first file kinda sucks but oh well #also yes the yiling laozu hairstyle was just wwx being emo about not seeing lan zhan again cause I thought it was funny #mdzs mermaid au #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mo dao zu shi fanart #mdzs fanart #wangxian #wangxian fanart #fan comic #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan zhan #lan wangji #sorry for lowkey ditching a-yuan at the end there I didn't know how to include him lmao he's just there like eew when they kiss #violetscanfly

[fighting-naturalist]

Many giggles behind the scenes of season 7 (I think)

(apologies for gif quality, source material apparently filmed with a brick 😂)

#watching christopher judge laugh healed me #stargate #sg-1 #stargateedit #christopher judge #amanda tapping #michael shanks #behind the scenes #s7 #(i think) #***edits #finally found this video and had to make my own gifs #in the process i heard the question of 'why are your pants undone?!' #and the answer of 'those aren't my pants 😏' didn't help #what in the fuck was going on here #idk but it ROTTED MY BRAIN #why is there a towel??? #why are they cuddling like awkward teenagers???? #also idk about you but i've never kissed my coworker's hand and put it on my upper thigh!!! #i'm going nuts! WACKO! #what was happening here?

[christiangeistdorfer]

AYRTON SENNA kissing the tarmac at the 1992 BRITSH GRAND PRIX

#again i don't know why he did that #he didn't get pole postion. he didn't get fastest lap. he didn't win. he just kissed the ground. #and someone was there to photograph it. god bess. #ayrton senna #classic f1 #f1 #formula 1 #1990s

[clumsycapitolunicorn]

"Will you please stay?" | "I need you."

TED LASSO | GOOD OMENS

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #rebecca welton #hannah waddingham #good omens #good omens spoilers #goodomensedit #aziraphale #michael sheen #dailytvsource #filmandtv #cinematv #ohhh i am unwell for doing this. not the only one who noticed this. #the twisted thing is rebecca didn't get kissed and her and ted never became canon (and yet there were plenty of parallels + teases) #they just lead us on and messed with us #while neil gaiman was like YOU GET A SHIP AND YOU GET A SHIP. That man gets romance right. *side eyes tl writers* #despite the angst of aziraphale and crowley (and not being able to watch THAT SCENE) i know it'll all be ok and they're canonly in love #which is why ted lasso did more damage to me than gomens #their loves leaving them although ironically aziraphale is the ted while rebecca is the crowley #i'll just leave this here and hide

[yrsonpurpose]

alex: henry and i have been together since the beginning of this year

henry at the beginning of the year:

#akfjfkfk LOOK we've all been there and ghosting is Not Fun #but nearly 3 whole months of being ghosted after that kiss #i would've had to have gone insane #why didn't alex just fly there lmao #they definitely see new years as the start of their ~relationship~ and who are we to question #'forget to pay your phone bill' he's so me 😭 #rwrb #red white and royal blue