#why the FUCK is he so talented??

[simply-not-an-egg]

No but the POWER in that scream vocal what the FUCK

#hearing it live is something else omg #ghost #tobias forge #why the FUCK is he so talented??

[dontmixpaintinyourcoffee]

Hatchetfield introduced entities so beyond comprehension that we can only understand them enough to fear. Endless beings of alien form and cruel intention, that incite world wars with glee and torment select people with a sick favoritism. The world is a game of little consequence, treated with sadistic humor. Entities both ageless and foul so far beyond the human mind that the mere presence of them twists and corrupts the very core of your being.

And you know who the most terrifying characters to me are?

A dude in a full denim suit and some jackass who calls himself Boy Jerry. Incredible

(and also a bird that smokes weed)

#hatchetfield #starkid #lords in black #memes #tgwdlm #bf musical #npmd #nt2 #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #but seriously why is boy jerry so fucking scary #i should not feel so genuinely threatened by “i oughta put you in a canoe” #same for Cross #he dresses like that one picture of britney spears and justin timberlake that should take away how goddamn scary he is #so. kudos to matteson and richter for scaring the shit out of me while also making me laugh and also while wearing a virginity rocks shirt #thats talent right there #wow there was a lot of jazz hands during that murder

[dwarvenchords]

f1tv commentators making me MAD on the broadcast

#cant yall not have an ounce of faith in logan??? #literally stop talking #SWITCH HIS AND ALEXS CAR BE ACTUALLY FUCKING FR #WHY DO YOU PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT HE GOT THAT SEAT BECAUSE HE IS A TALENTED DRIVER #im done w this shit #genuinely so finished #f1 #formula 1 #logan sargeant

[pangyham]

been thinking about the liyue gang and how id draw their physical builds so here are some thoughts i had for xy cy and gm in particular

- xingqiu, unsurprisingly, would be quite lanky. i like to think he has broad-ish shoulders, like a thin athlete's build? hes a long boy to me haha, long face, neck, limbs, fingers etc, so naturally hes stands (comparatively) tall at 5'6" or 5'7"

i like to think hes most physically attractive one and has that handsome princely and boyish charm to him because it adds a lot to his fuckass duality LOL

- chongyun is a lot like xiao imo! short stature but with muscular arms. he seems nimble and flexible because of his normal attack animations (which bears a lot of similarities to xiao's actually! this + the fact that chongyun's normal attacks create gusts of wind further reinforces my hc that xiao trains him). sometimes i watch high energy choreography vids on youtube and some dancers look incredibly light on their feet, almost like their body is inherently bouncy? and i imagine chongyun to have that agility to him. chongyun has a delicate face and aura and i let that bleed into my hcs for his fighting style and physical capabilities hahaha. hes kind of like a cat who's deceptively strong. as for height.. just a few inches taller than xiao, so perceptibly short at 5'4"

- ga ming my new beloved. pretty much similar to chongyun but more muscular and stronger just because he wields his claymore with ease. theres a noticeable weight different between cy and his claymore the way he lugs it up after he swings (or even other claymore users like razor who, on his last hit, bounces from impact). meanwhile ga ming literally slams his to the ground LOL. i love his movements though hes very swift and expressive and radiant.. if cy has delicate movements then ga ming's is fierce and (charmingly!) assertive

ga ming is wonderfully charismatic though, i know hes not well known in liyue harbor yet, but he seems like the type to gain a reputation from his friendliness. how could no one adore him hahaha. 5'5" for height! just between xy and xq

#tangy talks genshin #chongyun gets analyzed most my bad #this was super fun though #while thoughtful ; genshin chara designs will always look distinctly gacha and flashy so a lot of the designs kinda blur together in my hea #this is why i really like looking into their animations particuarly their normal attacks #i think it conveys their personalities really well! it's always something to look forward to when new characters release #i gravitate towards swords polearms and claymores most though because i like the act of swinging and slashing hah. it also requires a lot o #body movement and reflects a lot of irl martial arts fencing and other combat techniques #sword users are always really fun to watch because theyre inherently graceful hahah. i will admit it gets kinda repetitive #i think my favorite NA animation has to be albedo's.. very simple clean and refined. he stands elegantly and puts his arm behind his back o #his 2nd attack which ive been transfixed by since be first came out in 2020 LOL. i love albebo #wow these tags are long as hell #but anyway i actually have more thoughts on xq's physical appearance but its just me rambling about how i think hes funny as fuck #im a proponent of dashingly pretty princely xingqiu not necessarily because i want to bestow upon him desirable traits #but because i think its funny knowing hes just a bit of a loser under all that #hes well known (mr worldwide one might say) and the heir to a prestigious guild and chivalrous talented and prolific #but he writes self insert novels hates carrots had bad handwriting sings really bad #hes just a teenage boy #as always i will 100% have more to say about chongyun but ill save that for another post #ga ming on the other hand.. i dont have anything substantial to say but hes super fun to think about #hes such a likable character #wow these tags are LONG as fuck ill stop now.

[anabetel35]

If you like Kuwei, whatever you do, just don’t think about how he probably grew up isolated from his peers because of his father’s status. How he probably took to reading because no one around him could spare a single second for him. How, when he and his father had to flee the country and were captured by the Fjerdans, he probably realized that what happened to him was a perfect backstory for a main character of some epic story. How, when he had to watch his father try to create a drug that could enslave and kill nearly all Grisha in the world, people just like the two of them, his biggest comfort came from the silly belief that at the end of his story, he too would have everything that he wanted — a family, a lover, a friend, just anyone who would finally care about him. Recognition. Joy. Love.

How, when his father died and he was left alone, a small, delusional, cruel part of him was almost sure that it was necessary for him to then be loved. How, when the Crows came for him, deep down, he fully expected them to be his new family. How, even when everyone was cold to him on the ship, he still tired to convince himself that it was because one of theirs was on the brink of death. How he dumbly tried to tell himself that they won’t actually turn him over to the merchant that wants him because they’re reasonable people. How he spent his days and nights in a cold tomb, pushing down the memories of his now dead father and his grim future, all alone, curled up in a corner.

How he had developed a crush on Jesper, bright, kind, warm Jesper, as if he could do anything else, and then had to watch helplessly as that ray of sunshine ignored him, as he got closer to the boy that had his face. How his skills and efforts were ignored just because what he might know seemed far more important to the people around him. How, not more than two days before the auction where his death would be faked, he got kissed by the man he began to adore and then was disliked for it by the only member of the team that actually tried to befriend him for a while.

How he had to stand tall in front of all the people, all those merchants, the royalty, the warriors, the guards, the farmers, the children, everyone, all the people who came to the Church of barter just to see who he’d be sold to. How he had to trust the six teens who only had qualms about killing him because he was worth a whole lot of money, with his life as different governments called out numbers that could feed the whole world for an entire lifetime. How the last thing that he could’ve seen before he died if the bullet that hit his chest missed his button even by a single hair, was the chaos ‘Brekker and his Crows’ started.

How, when he woke up, he barely had any time to calm down because one of the teens, the Drüskelle, was dead. How he now had to mourn him now, too, along with all that he lost. How, when he was laying down on the ship to pretend he’s dead, he realized that the people he saw as his saviors less than two months ago, and as the thing that he wanted more than life, didn’t care for him at all anymore. That they might even be happier if he died. How, as he neared the sea, he couldn’t help but feel like he’d let his one chance at happiness higher along the canal and that he was now destined for a life of despair.

How, when he arrived to the Little Palace, he wasn’t met with kindness or friendly faces. How he had to hide the fact that the thing he worked on day and night was the cure to a drug that his father had created, a drug that could’ve destroyed Grisha all around the world. How he was their only hope in the war against Fjerda. How he spent his nights awake dreaming of being a part of the family that the Crows clearly were. How he couldn’t seem to fit in anywhere he went.

Most importantly of all, don’t think about the fact that he’d been alone all his life.

#since no one else seems to be rambling about him I had to do it myself #but seriously why do we as the entirety of TWO fandoms sleep on this man so fucking much??? #he’s an amazing character we just didn’t get to see him a whole lot #but Zoya’s description of him (as snobbish as he is talented) should be enough to make us go feral about him #like yes he’s a little shit but 1) we love him for it and 2) so is Kaz and we love him too #and there is so much possible angst we can put him through??? #and the relationships he’s have with the other characters??? we’re robbing ourselves of the duo that would be Zoya and Kuwei #or Wylan and Kuwei or Nina and Kuwei or Inej and Kuwei or Tamar and Kuwei or— #also he’s one of the most lonely characters in the damn Grishaverse and yet we haven’t done anything with that #(I’m here if anyone else wants to scream about this fifteen years old traumatized inferno (possibly) orphan) #kuwei yul bo #kuwei my beloved #six of crows #grishaverse #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #wesper #soc #ck #rule of wolves #king of scars #inej ghafa #nina zenik #matthias helvar #inferni #the grisha trilogy #grisha

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

What’s your favorite bit of lore? Or favorite holiday/festival in genshin they’re pretty neat

i'm absolutely biased towards lantern rite tbh

as for bit of lore, i'm not really sure. i feel like 'bit of lore' is really weird to define, bc ultimately most lore is all connected into bigger pictures. obviously i'm partial towards liyue lore in general, but as for a specific little bit...

probably still the possibility that zhongli is partial to archery.

#thank you <3 <3 #i know his passive talent is for crafting spears but like #the only reason why that talent is for spears specifically is bc he is a polearm user. nowhere in the talent itself nor other related media #do we get a mention of zhongli being particularly good at crafting polearms over other weapon types #we know he made the pwjs and the jade cutter. he didn't make jadefall but he did wield it. he also made summit shaper #we can assume he made vortex vanquisher n the unforged but there's no real confirmation on either. we do know he didn't make memory of dust #assuming he did make those last two that's still an equal number of polearms and swords he made. more swords if you wanna count the unforge #ofc he could've made countless op polearms off-camera. but we're never told that #dainsleif's factoid abt the talent is more about zhongli knowing his rocks than zhongli being a good polearm maker in specific #and the skill's name in chinese is more about astrology and divination than anything else. again more on zhongli knows his rocks #so like- we don't know that he had a mastery over crafting polearms in specific #and we know he wielded catalysts and polearms and likely swords as well #and still #the only real imagery on his design on what weapon he uses #is a fucking archery ring. nowhere is it mentioned that zhongli uses bows (that we know of) #yet he wears that thing on the daily. like he still uses it. like he needs to literally keep it on hand. why #why would he do that if he apparently does not historically use bows. #only thing i can think of is that he still practices archery. over any other weapon type. which is a hilarious thought tbh #but more crack theory than anything

[cryptid--bunny]

Pony Park Boys; Friendship is Bullshit

sorry for posting so much in the past hour. I'm lonely </3

#trailer park boys #tpb ricky #tpb julian #tpb bubbles #cryptid art #i put too much thought into why each of them which which species #like i knew julian was unicorn #cause of the whole pompous 'better than you' act he puts on #also he loves fancy shit #but i tossed w ricky n bubs for a bit cause pegasus ricky would be funny like instead of the car he sleeps on a cloud thats like. #just above julians trailer. it rains on julian constantly. #but also him being an earth pony w plant powers is also rlly funny cause. he grows weed. thats all he can do. his special talent. #and bubbles being an animal dude iwent oh fluttershy and then i went wait he's fucking blind #this is hilarious he cant fly #also ricky n pinkie pie would be SO besties #julian definitely keeps talking about going to magic school but he can't even teleport lmao dawg can only levitate shit #and its just his drink #sorry like i said. im lonjely. i have things to say.

[padfootswhiskers]

what possessed steve kloves to say lily and lupin were friends. he was probably her least favourite marauder

#i'm only half joking but like #james is her husband. she's evidently close to sirius #she calls peter WORMY #lupin gets zilch #there's NOTHING in the books about this supposed close friendship lmao #poa is a lovely movie if you dont think of it as an adaptation of anything because alfonso cuaron is insanely talented (children of men #still solos) but what the fuck happened in the writing room honestly. what hold does lupin have on the powers that be??? #anyway i saw somewhere that jkr said lupin had a thing for lily which is...actually so delicious to me. and soooooo awkward #why is he like this #lily evans #remus lupin #i'm choosing violence by tagging this

[ssreeder]

he… he was born to be a hero and became a villain… he was born to be a villain and became a hero… no one asked them what they wanted… they don’t even know what they want they don’t even know who they ARE…. they bring out the worst in each other…. they can only be honest with each other and they hate it love it hate it destroy it in the end…. they ruin each others lives…. they don’t regret each other…. if you even care…. I’m gonna apass out

#WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME???? #HELLA WHYYYYY #I swear this is cruel and unusual punishment #you can’t take your talented brain and invest it into dabihawks and pull out the most beautifully tragic words for them #YOU CANT MAKE MY HEART WANT TO CHAIN SMOKE #MY HEART IS CHAINSMOKING #WHY WHY WHYBWHYYYY #Wait why am I thinking you write a MHA fic??? #I’m going to go to your ao3 and find out #Hella why do you want me to suffer with you??? #I’m trying so hard not to get sucked into their bullshi #But I can’t stop thinking about them now #Seriously the way hawks respond to things with wit and a smile even though his sense of justice is more fucked than even dabi #Dabi sees the injustices in the justice system and he wants to burn it to the ground #& hawks is over here like ‘just not the wings man’ #fire is good fire is bad fire is good fire is bad #Hot is good hot is bad hot is soooo good but it’s sooooo bad #Damn it hella stop it #STOP IT #Is is bad to say I do like endeavor? #Are people going to throw shit at me from the back!? #I love myself a flawed character with a fucked up sense of judgement and I’m also a sucker for that character realizing that they fucked up #& then trying to make amends because it’s not too late but it is too late hunny nothing will never be the same as it was and even when it w #It was fucked I mean come on man shotos crying in the dojo because you hurt mommy while touya is imploding in the forest and now they’re #Battling it out for your love while also seemingly rejecting it because they don’t need to be loved (but they need to be loved so badly) #SOMEONE LOVE HAWKS DAMN IT #Haha I love hawks though he’s like welll shit I kind of forgot about my mom I hope she got out ok and Dabi didn’t murder her oh well #Shit happens wow this is a nice apartment maybe I’ll sublease this thing #Make back some of the money she made SELLING ME TO THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT #*deep breath* I’m getting rambling over here

[umhuhwellthen]

Had a realization while mopping the kitchen,

Jotaro is all three of his parents child, because listen

Usagi:

He looks like a carbon copy of the guy and acts similarly to him, same drive, same temper, everyone points these two things out

Kenichi:

I like to make the cuck joke as much as anyone else but let's not forget that he and Jotaro have a real father-son relationship!!!! Jotaro calls him father and loves him like one!!! Kenichi knows Jotaro isn't his and his rival is his sire but doesn't care and loves and raises him anyway!!!! Also I'm pretty sure that Kenichi is always/mostly wearing purple in colored comic issues and what is Jotaro wearing???? Purple!!!!! The symbolism????? Because Usagi may be Jotaro's biodad but he is not the man that raised him, fed him, clothed him, Jotaro is wearing Kenichi's colors!!!! Because he is as much Kenichi's son as Usagi's!!!

Mariko:

obviously he has her ears and nose but also! May be grasping at straws but! His clothes have a pattern like she does and(correct me if I'm wrong) Kenichi doesn't! Kenichi's are plain with only the reigning Lord of the lands Mon and Mariko's and Jotaro's has a design! Similar in how they both love Kenichi but they also love Usagi! Jotaro wants a father-son relationship with Usagi but not at the cost of one with Kenichi! Mariko has affections for both Kenichi and Usagi but it's pretty obvious her feelings for Usagi run deeper than for Kenichi, but that doesn't mean she doesn't love him! Because for all that she loves Usagi, he didn't love her enough to stay and Kenichi did. Even though Kenichi had to leave the Dogora school in shame he still could've been a retainer to a lord like Usagi but instead he stayed! This man raised her child knowing damn well how he came to be and didn't care! Married her knowing she could never return his feelings with the same fervor!

Jotaro loves his parents and wants to respect all their wishes! This poor fucking kid...

#usagi yojimbo #miyamoto usagi #jotaro #jotaro usagi yojimbo #mariko #mariko usagi yojimbo #kenichi #kenichi usagi yojimbo #anyome remeber tomoe ame's evil halfsister/cousin? how she was raised by a father that knew how she was born and hated her for it? #talented with a blade but cruel? amd Jotaro could've been that Kenichi could've been cold and distant and cruel but he wasn't #he looked at the boy and he loved him #usagi wasnt there to raise him or provide for mariko so he fucking would #he's not a stepdad he's the dad that stepped up #sorry if it sounds like im dissing on my boy miyamoto i /know/ he'd have been a good fucking dad if given the chance #but current circumstances as they are? no he could not and that fucking /hurts/ #good men good samurai both with potential to be good fathers and husbands but with the tragedy of war and being in love with the same woman #it was never gonna end well #hey do you think the reason why usagi keeps going after married/gonna be married women is because of his yearning to settle down #he wants to be domestic so fuckin bad...always so far but out of reach... #usagi miyamoto

[cerisevickers]

Heaven.

#the rings of power #charlie vickers #sauron #halbrand #haladriel #i am done #hot as hell #his smile #his fucking face #beauty and talent #why he is so sexy #why he so cute

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

i hopped on call with my friends today and had a lot of fun hanging out with them 🥺 bee drew a fuckton of shit i have to share them....

kevin's here because milo and i expressed our hype in watching the next spooky month annual episode and ofc kevin my beloved was worth mentioning SHHDDGSHEJEZ i miss him so much I wanna go back to him <3

maroon belongs to bee and clear belongs to nero! they have such wonderful goofies <3

#while i was on call i realized i had a growing fever developing but being with you guys made me feel less dizzy 😭 #idk why im getting sick a lot lately kinda worried #but aside from that!! #guys look at bees drawings pls hes so talented i love it!!!! #im actuslly so happy man #yesterday was so exhausting but i got this all for free and im just akskdjjdjddjjss thank you!!!!!! #and you guys ofc are all so goofy ily #fucking explosing at the painted steven drawing RAAAGGGH HES SO HANDSOME #i caj finally see chonky red HSHSHAHDHAHS HES SO HANDSOME WIWIWIWIWIWIW #it was also really fun watching bee draw irl because i really adore her style #YEAH ANYWAYS!!! YOU GUYS MADE ME FEEL BETTER TODAY LOVE U #pokespe parents #~ lovely gifts #bee tag #nero tag #milo tag #<- still mentioning u just cuz <3 #♥️ memoryshipping #♥️ appleshipping #jaide (mangaverse).insert #jaide (gameverse).insert #ill go mention kevin too why not hehe #kevin.crsh

[tothesolarium]

He’s so scary and perfect

#lord #Ose #oc #my oc #wip #when ‘God’ eats three of your limbs and you unwittlimg make a heart shattering sacrifice to keep your non dominate arm - it fucks you up #and their first attendent wasn’t great #but Lord proved he can kill a persons with his singular bar hand and that’s when he told everyone to call him lord #and if they dare try to abuse him he will make them regret ever breathing :D #then made his next mechanic talk with a girl in town who the elders wouldn’t see her technical talents so now he has Two mechanics who #make some of the best tech you could imagine and a little beyond that #plus dreamer #Lord’s made a good life out of shit #why’s their right side so veiny? from carrying around Massive cybernetics that are more mech sized than human sized

[tricitymonsters]

Mc being asexual and Amir trying to figure out what things might get their attention with different outfits while reading their mind just a little bit like:

"Do they like ass?... No. chest then? No. Just a plain old dick...? Not even a glance. What's this? Now they seem to like seeing some ass, what did I do differently? Was it the outfit? Too much clothes, too little clothing? Makeup?? Oh it was makeup they like the fancy expensive stuff, understandable. What if I put some glitter on my ass too? Well now nobody cannot ignore it if my ass is like a disco ball. And now they ignore it all together, great. So it was not that kinda makeup was it lipstick? There we go! They like the dark cherry red lets see if kissing them with it makes them do anything. Yeah definitely cherry red hits the spot!"

Amir deeply enjoys the process of experimentation, and he's thoroughly experienced with so many flavors of sexual expression there's a good chance he'll be able to find something that works or discover what combination of aesthetic and physical things could be fun to explore, even if that ends up not involving sex (or even any physical stuff at all). Amir has plenty of clients that love to see him dress up- some like to watch him do sexy things solo sure, but others just like to appreciate the artistry of his looks, and some people pay him to have long intimate conversations (and some pay him to dress up and call them names). I think Amir's actually really comfortable with Intimacy and Physical Contact sliders, even when they're on extreme ends. PLUS he'll make sure MC is comfortable and having fun with the whole process because their enjoyment is the whole point and he IS a professional after all.

#let him leave lipstick prints all over you tho maybe #thank you for asking #amir #i always imagine ludicrously rich widows hire him to 'romance' them with flowers and poetry etc etc and maybe some kissing or whatever #and that's part of why he's so expensive #like sure he's hot as fuck #but its his talent for intimacy #even if he's acting or embellishing #he can match your needs and that commands the Big Bucks #anyway random thoughts #maybe spicy

[kexing]

him 🥺

#his new brand is doing so well #he hit 1 million followers on ig #i’m 😭😭😭 #so fucking proud!!!!!! #he’s such a talented human being with impeccable taste #idk why but forcebook’s achievements always fill me with so much JOY #i get so emotional about them and how far they’ve come #it’s crazy but really. #just sending force and book the most positive loving energy #may they achieve all of their goals and be super happy #FOREVER #end of rant #book kasidet #mj talks

[beomurang]

Will never not be upset at the atrocious act of not including Beomgyu in happily ever after.

#〣 ai rants ⛈️༉‧₊ #giving him one line and lalala in performance ver won't save your ass bighit #and not only that #beomgyu has like 1m 49secs (if I remember correctly) in the whole album... #ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #bighit has always been trying their best to undermine beomgyu and put water on his efforts and wishes #like he has to have a “long discussion” for even the basic things #beomgyu has so much talent and potential #but no they won't bat an eye #even if they know #really good with variety shows #has the least schedule #the things he want #he hardly gets that #i am so fucking upset over and over again this keeps happening #why do you hate him so much?? #he deserves way better treatment