Vlad meets Lex. He realizes some things.
Vlad meets Lex Luthor at a gala, and Lex is schmoozing hard.
Lex has heard about Vlad's weirdass business deals, knows something isn't right, and he want whatever untraceable power Vlad's got at his disposal.
Lex has done his research, and knows that Vlad got the equipment for cloning, but that no child was ever announced. So Lex starts bragging, going on and on about Kon and talking about the kid like he's a Thing.
And Vlad, listening to this, has some unfortunate realizations about how he was treating Ellie.
So Vlad excuses himself and does some digging of his own, and holy shit do the dead have a lot to gossip about regarding how Superman used to treat the boy, and Vlad...doesn't want to be compared to either of those buffoons.
He's better than both of them combined.
And he's gonna prove it.
He's gonna be the daddest dad that ever dadded.
He'll be way better than Jack, and if he's a better father than Jack then Daniel and Jasmine and Maddie will follow! He just has to learn how to be a good parent.
Easy.
He proceeds to buy every parenting book he can find, and signs himself up for parenting classes.
Ellie, minding her own business, feels a shiver go down her back.
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Tiffany Aching is the ultimate weird little girl. Terry Pratchett went 'actually it's fine if you're angry and petty and overlooked and want to be selfish sometimes even if that's not a role you feel like you can play within your family structure. Also reading the dictionary is normal'
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Not seeing enough people recognize that John Price is actually Mr. O’Malley the alley cat from aristocats.
Falls in love with a single mom not realizing she actually has three kids and then getting even more excited when he realizes she has kids already? Yeah ok nerd.
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Ya, if I was Sun Jae and some weird, pretty girl followed me around all the time saying the most profoundly romantic shit ever like "I would jump through time to be with you" or "I'll stay by your side forever so live a long life" I might just stay obsessed with her for 15 years and make all the love songs in my kpop career about her.
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demon ragatha has ANOTHER " hellish" FORM?
CAN WE SEE
yesss of course you may !! she is very .. fleshy ? her horns also grow more twisted in her hellish form and her claws get bigger, also, big tail (because tails are cute) also she is very tall and big like .. 8ft, i guess, thats a good size
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