#yeah not a great mom

[perccyjackson]

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE + Art of the Movie excerpts ↳ for @tulipfarm ♡ happy (belated) birthday char!!

#spidermanedit #marveledit #across the spiderverse #tuserchar #miles throwing the puffer off when he's telling his mom he's spider-man... yeah yeah #also the bits about prowler miles ☹️ #not having the great power but still taking on the great responsibility i'll cry rn #miles morales #atsv #sv saga #marvel #movies #*gifs #* #atsv spoilers #SO SORRY I'M LATE #BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAY CHAR!!!! #HOPE YOU HAD A WONDERFUL AMAZING FANTASTIC SPECTACULAR DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cricketsintheaudience]

got to thinking what bruce’s self-care routine must look like in order to compensate for sweating in a cowl all night and getting your face pressed into the gotham streets. it’s gotta be pretty intense to stand up to paparazzi scrutiny so. he’s definitely scared his kids like this at least once

(my commissions are open!)

#inspired by my mom and I loving this REALLY intense clay mask #whenever you use it it tightens your skin so much that your eyes go 👁️👁️ and makes your face green #and it’s GREAT but I love the memories of us scaring the hell out of everyone else with it on #anyway. yeah <3 #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #skipsketches #batfam #batfamily

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Fun fact: The night I saw Grunch, Joey's actual and famously supportive father was sitting in the audience behind me. Which rather added a wild, additional level of humor to Joey's character's big song being the struggles of having an absentee Dad.

#also Joey's mom spent several minutes before the start of the show just bragging to anyone who would listen about great Gabe is #which was very sweet #but yeah shout out to Mr. and Mrs. Richter they are absolute real ones #this has nothing to do with the show but while I'm thinking about Joey's parents #I love that livestream where the Michigan gang start talking about how they all send Joey's mom pictures of him #because she loves getting pictures and Joey never does it himself #tin can bros #joey richter #how the grunch cribbed christmas #htgcc

[sexynetra]

Recently found out my mom went to the same high school as Sapphira :)

#maybe my mom IS sapphira #y'all dont have any evidence that that ISNT the case #anyways now every time she comes onscreen I get to go hey mom hey hey hey hey guess what. She went to your high school #and mom goes yes that is very cool you have told me that many times #no mom keeps the bit going she love sit #loves it #bc its great!!!! #makes me love sapphira more :) like hell yeah girl. icon and legend :) #also beyonce also went there. if you didn't get that from the meme #anyways use this info to doxx me but a lot of people went to that school so I'm not worried #and this meme has been in my brain since I found out #sapphira cristal #drag race #rpdr #rupauls drag race #drag race 16 #rpdr 16 #rupauls drag race 16

[reginaofdoctorwho]

one of the funniest goddamn parts of the new episode was willy trying to assert dominance over a what, 14yo? by pulling a "i'm fucking your mom" line only for taylor to be like "i'm glad my mom's happy with you! when are u gonna pop the question? you better not be wasting her time, potential step-dad" and willy being so fucking thrown off he's just like "um. okay."

#taylor saying the ''what's ur favorite thing about her :) '' like a teen girl kicking her heels while on the phone #''listen here you motherfucker! literally! that woman is an angel! if you're yanking her chain... i will find you. and i will kill you!'' #''yeah. i'll think about marrying your mom and becoming your dad.'' #like this bitch bastard had ron who was a great fucking kid and treated him like shit #i hope taylor treats willy like shit #i hope the whole close-foster-swift-likely-actually family #including hermie #beats the fuck out of willy #dndads #willy stampler

[birdinabowl]

Rose would’ve been a great mom and I will die on this hill

#like I definitely think her being a gem yeah she’d have some things to get used to #but she’d be a great mom #Au where everyone is happy together and she’s alive #steven universe #birds rambles #rose quarts steven universe

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

Garland Cowl by Galzanne Knits.

Made this delightful cowl for a friend's birthday using hand-painted pure mulberry silk by Araucanía Yarns (which appears to be a thing they no longer make?? We won't talk about how long I've had this stashed). The big worsted-weight lace was a lot of fun and worked up quickly once I got my gauge issues sorted out. I'd never worked with silk before! I'm a fan. Learned a new cast on for this, and I turned my bamboo knitting needles and fingers VERY blue, but I sort of like when my crafts stain my hands--it's bright evidence that I'm Out Here Making Things, y'know?

#knitting #my knitting #garland cowl #my photography #it was fun!! #it was scary to block!! #i had great interstate support for it!!! #(shout out to asexualbookbird's mom for care instructions and silk hacks) #(ez whatever would i do without you two???) #pattern is linked in the title!! #free pattern on ravelry #i did add a couple garter repeats because i figured i'd have some extra yarn to use up #(i did) #i tried this on 11s and that was a Mistake #10.5 was perfect #(and i do knit VERY tightly so like. be forewarned lmao) #great news: silk is easy to frog!! #(we won't talk about how many times i had to do that either lmao) #seriously i do love when yarn dye bleeds onto my fingers or when i get pen ink all over my hands #like yeah i'm over here and i'm creating something out of either string or NOTHING #witness meeeee

[sparring-spirals]

This scenario of "oh god our friend fell into a rushing river" turning very rapidly into "FCG tries to give an angry hippo mother and her two children etiquette lessons"

#'YEAH MOM THAT WAS GREAT.' i lov ethem. #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e74 #cr liveblogging #fcg

[ohitslen]

Something something I was thinking about this afternoon over on Twitter right here

#no real meaning behind anything I just thought it would be funny #inside my head there are things that are happening beyond our comprehension. mine included. this is one of them #wouldn’t it be so cute? not to Kni maybe but to me and Vash sure is! #I used to be at the church choir when I was a kid for like a year and then never came back to it #my mom was a choir girlie her whole adolescence so it just kinda stuck with me for a little #I am not a catholic since years ago so this is double the funny bc I can barely remember anything LMAOOO #ww WILL become a priest and he will be the worst priest ever committing sacrilege after sacrilege incredibly sinful #oh religious guilt! how great I used to have loads of that one when I was a kid. it wasn’t even endorsed by my family I just thought that #hell was a scary place even if they never told me I would be punished. lucky in that aspect but they didn’t count with the fact that #I had undiagnosed adhd and anxiety so that was a hell lot of fun so let’s project yeah! #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #Kni saverem #millions knives #trigun stampede #trigun fanart #nicholas trigun #vash #wolfwood #nai trigun #Kni Trigun #church choir! AU #funniest thought ever like what the fuck even is this OQNMSKW

[shittywriterbrain]

HE'S THE WEIRD BISEXUAL UNCLE THAT TELLS FUNNY STORIES WE HAVE WON. WE HAVE SO FUCKING WON

#at first i thought like. oh finally hes eating lunch with them like when donna invited him for christmas dinner #but then he called rose HIS NIECE #and i. god. i did shed a small tear. #my moms like yeah this opens up new possibilities whether they use it or not #but no i think this is rtds way of saying hey. hes going to be okay #he'll be fine. theyll all be fine #and ugh. UGH. IM CRYING AGAIN #doctor who #doctor who spoilers #i love how theyre making exceptions to regenration and shit just so the david tennant doctors can live with their loved ones #its great

[bananonbinary]

today in: amatonormativity is fucking insane

i only just realized that months ago my uncle and cousins were so goddamn weird to my (found family) brother and disdainfully calling him "my....friend." bc they thought we were fucking and were trying to be homophobic about it

#my family: we are going to undermine and devalue your romantic relationship #me and my sibling: our WHAT #i was just like 'yeah friends isnt friendship great :)' #i brought this up and he also did not realize thats what they were doing at the time #and mom was just like 'uh yeah i didnt say anything i thought it was obvious sorry' #like. i call him my sibling. my MOM calls him her kid. #all three of us live together as a family unit #why would you possibly think thats a sex thing #what kinda weird ass kink do you think is happening here

[buttertrait]

Spending some much needed time with the pets <;33

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#woody's face in the last pic is so funny to me #yeah thats great mom #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 screenies #ts4 screenshots #the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims 4 gameplay #my sims #sim: cinnamon spice #sim: woody #sim: pepper #spice save #the sims community #simblr

[quatregats]

No actually in all honesty I feel like last time I went to India at 12 I had a tiny bit of impostor syndrome but was mostly very comfortable there, whereas in the ensuing 10+ years, I've somehow gotten really bad impostor syndrome about being Indian at all and have managed to gaslight myself into thinking that I have no knowledge of anything to do with being Malayalee, which is....truly fascinating, to say the least. Anyways needless to say that the second I got off the plane is Trivandrum I was immediately cured of that notion :')

#like yeah okay i am not malayalee in the way that so-and-so is or i'm not indian like so-and-so else but that's irrelevant #my mom is american i am also american but that doesn't preclude me from also being malayalee #doesn't mean that i need to feel like a stranger in kerala and in fact i did not feel like a stranger at all #before this trip i was reading darius the great is not okay (which i just sort of picked up at the library by chance) #but i was reading it and was like hmm this is a good pre-going-to-parent's-home-country-mixed-race-kid-experience read #but also i wanted to bop him on the head and be like you fool you belong #and lo and behold what should happen in kerala was me getting bopped on the head and told you fool you belong #perce rambles #i'll post some pictures and stuff here and on my main once i get my life together a bit more

[sporesgalaxy]

wait i lied . i need to tell you that the funniest symptom of ehlers danlos syndrome is "velvety skin." my joints are weird as hell but my skin is so soft. but in a weird way so watch out!

#adddna #ok now sleep for real i prommy #also found out my moms known i was hyperflexible by professional medicals educated guess this whole time (since elementary) #and just like. never really explained this much to me and either forgot or never looked up the other problems caused by ehlers danlos?????? #and then my new pediatrist was like yo. ehlers danlos is why your feet are like that. and i was like huh??? theres a fucking reason??? #amd when i got home i was like mom did we know this?? and she was like yeah. and im like. man what #*PODiatrist. ugh. anyways shoutout to my podiatrist for being like 'google thisnplease please please. also youd be a great swimmer lol'

[dalvs-wife]

i have thoughts about dalv's parents if you even care............

#he was close with his mama but not rly with his papa #and seeing from pictures he always knew they were happier before he came around #so when his mom got sick and passed away #yeahhhh ummm. not great #he always had trouble making friends so he had no real connections after that #his dad was always absent in his life but even moreso after his mom passed #dalv essentially raised himself #he desired connections but honestly he was scared of being hurt #and nobody liked him anyway. he was always looked at funny #he found refuge in books #art n music #being alone scared him but it's all he'd ever known #yeah. ummm i have. thoughts.... and feelings about this #my art #doodles #dalv #corn vamp boy <3

[dullahandyke]

one thing i love about kh 'family tree' diagrams is it rlly drives home how little of the confusing 'who is who and there's two copies of this guy' stuff is related to family, which is i feel where a lot of that stuff comes from in other stories. you don't have a long lost dad, you've been possessed by this old guy. oops! there's no family legacy but you ARE a clone so gl with that! bbs eraqus situation obviously exists but even then it's not blood ties. the fact that blood ties almost universally mean fuck all is actually rlly endearing to me

#like. off the top of my head the only canonical relatives anyone has are: #sora and his offscreen mom #kairi n her grandma #ienzo's dead parents #xehanort and his peepaw ephemer + keykid parent #lauriam and strelitzia #baldr and hoder #and thats IT out of the fuckoff ginormous cast! #n thats fun! i like it #this + the lack of concrete romance r rlly cool 2 me bcos like #in a lot of art Family and Love r treated as more important than other types of relationship #n kh says 'no this is interesting we will play in this space' #like yeah yeah paopu fruit yeah yeah gayass riku but the only Canon (tm) romances r from the disney worlds and im sooo happy abt it #like as a loveless aro whos lowkey nobodykin. theres a lot to say abt aromanticism n kingdom hearts. but this is undeniably great for it