got to thinking what bruce’s self-care routine must look like in order to compensate for sweating in a cowl all night and getting your face pressed into the gotham streets. it’s gotta be pretty intense to stand up to paparazzi scrutiny so. he’s definitely scared his kids like this at least once
(my commissions are open!)
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i am gonna make it through this year if it kills me!
[image description: a block-printed patch in black ink on orange fabric. the patch design shows a pair of interlocked hands, with a halo around them, and the words "twin high maintenance machines" around it. end ID]
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tfw your bassist turns into a vampire but instead of becoming bloodthirsty he just wants to cuddle a lot
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“sleep with a baseball bat” by cosmic johnny for double life pearl this is all
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can I just say. I have all the respect for bara artists in the world, lord knows they're a good source of reference for how to draw some Real Honkin' Hunks, but dear lord I can't tell if the joke is on me or what because what they consider "twink" is so far removed for an actual twink body type
don't get me wrong I see the importance of having attractive bodies other than just skinny lithe thin white man with pretty eyes but THIS
is not a twink. this is nowhere near a twink. that is just a slightly smaller buff man. hello??
I guess this is just the reverse of "g#nsh1n artist tries to draw bear"
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What does hypothermia feel like?
I remember being really cold (obviously 🙄) and very confused, I couldn’t really focus and then I was really hot and took some of my clothes off 😭 when I say I was hot I mean it was like it was a hot summer day I’ve never felt that hot in my entire life I think that was the worst part. Then I went to sleep because I was really tired and woke up in the hospital 🤪 I don’t remember how long I was out in the cold but it was around 40 degrees f (like 4 degrees c) outside I was stuck in my car bc it broke down and the cops found me bc someone apparently saw me and called them
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