#yes i am also married!

[teledild0nix]

i love our house it makes me so happy to live here and i LOVE having my beautiful girlfriend living here with me :')

#for those of you following along at home #yes i am also married! #my spouse is beautiful too i'm so glad we're here together #kate has been living with us for a year as of i think YESTERDAY omg #we have all been living in this house together for a year #we only lived here like 12 hours longer than she did lol #it's so great #they're so cute together i love them #when they hang out without me bc i'm working or w/e they call it godzilla time #bc they like monster movies #i stopped talking about my life/relationships on here bc i would get weird and sometimes terfy asks #so don't make it weird

[firstofficerkittycat]

i need to find that fic where kirk and spock were in iowa in the middle of winter and spock insisted on going out to help him run errands and fell in the snow and got hypothermia and kirk ran him a bath to warm him up and then it turned out spock was actually having a great time and hgave himself hypothermia on purpose just to get jim to takw a bath with him because he is a masochist

#it was literally old married spirk too which made it so much more iconic like he was not being angsty he just lives for the drama #this is prolly not how the fic actually went and i am remembering my hc of it i think maybe it was more along the lines of like #spock was like u were working hard and i couldnt just ask u to relax cus u dont listen. i think thats how it went #which i love #but also if u asked him to take a bath with u he just wouldve said yes like thats not the same as saying take a break #he has watched u die of radiation poisoning he would literally never not take a bath with u babe #spirk #fanfic #coldspockcore #spock getting hypothermia was my 1 and only fic genre of them for such a long time #i think of her

[lanshappycorner]

Malledu🐉♠️ doodles

#sebek is seething rn #u kno i think malledu would be objectively hilarious because deuce gets along well enough with sebek and silver #so if malledu real i think malleus would also be seething bc it feels like deuce gets along with his guards more than him sometimes💀 #also i think deuce is not the type that would quietly sit back and play spouse if he got married to malleus #i think he'd try to be a guard or do odd jobs around the castle #and since he is so Some Guy Energy most ppl dont even realize that hes malleus's fiance 💀 #workers in the palace whispering about how theyre thinking abt asking deuce out or smth #and sebek overhears and hes just like DO U WANT TO DIE ???? and silver is just 😐😬 (doesnt say anything) #deuce voice (casually) (oblivious): ah yes i am engaged to your king. anyways you said you wanted to have dinner together? #twisted wonderland #deuce spade #malleus draconia

[arom-antix]

Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the legend, trophy husband of Yuuri Katsuki, Viktor Nikiforov!

#oh and fuck that post #HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BOI YOU DESERVE THE WORLD #christmas ends on the 24th here so GUESS WHAT #THE 25TH IS ALL ABOUT VIKTOR BABYYY #also theyre married your honour idc what plaintiff has to say because im right they have no grounds to sue #anyway i drew this before yuuris birthday and has been sitting on it for a month now and i am SO glad to get it posted #and despite having that much time to prepare this post im sitting here on christmas eve and typing this out while hiding from festivities #also IGNORE THAT THE COAT ISNT ACCURATE I JUST DREW IT OKAY #its embarrassing as someone who lives in a cold country to draw a winter coat wrong #people from warm countries have no idea what im talking about probably and if you do or are from a cold country and know then no you dont #the coat is perfect youre just imagining things #also lemme tell you those eyelashes made me so happy to draw #i ADORE pale lashes theyre so fun #tbh i adore all colours but im particularly fond of white grey and black hair and white lashes #its just so chefs kiss #if you have pale invisible lashes that you think make you look weird no they dont they make you look incredible #also yes this is ABSOLUTELY a companion piece to the birthday piece i did for yuuri #i said i liked to imagine that piece being how viktor sees yuuri #well heres viktor looking at yuuri #yuri on ice #yuri on ice fanart #fanart #art #arom antix art #arom antix #viktor nikiforov

[imthursdaysyme]

When you need to match your husband so you buy an array of headbands that match all his shirts

#stranger things #drawing #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #i love the idea of them being married #and just living life #imagine how many people would be like oh I see a ring who's the lucky girl #and Eddie comes up smiling like haha me I'm his husband #I also think Steve would LOVE calling Eddie his husband #like oh my husband this my husband that #people at his workplace call Eddie “husband” cause they forgot his name #Steve won't use it #and when Eddie finally meets his coworkers like hey I'm the- #and they all are like HUSBAND #and Eddie is like yes yes I am but what uh what's going on #and one is like yelling to a coworker and is like “Jess come ere Husband showed up” and Eddie is like hold on know wait q minute #and stwce is blushing furiously in the corner and Eddie is like wtf is happening #and one coworker is like oh. my. god. he doesn't shut up about yoh #but tbh we have no idea what your name is #and Eddie is like those two things don't match up #and hes like well your man only calls you his husband and nothing else so uh #all the staff call you husband as if it's your name #and Eddie is like grinning ear to ear cause like they are well into their 30s by now #and turns to a blushing Steve and is like #the husband huh? #and Steve is like omg shut tf up Eddie istg #and eddies all over him like ooooooh you looooove meeeee #and Steve is like bro we've been married for a decade #And all the coworkers watch and are like you know what everything makes so much sense now as they see Steve beating a gangly Eddie off him

[theloveinc]

OKAY hear me out but touya WITH a job getting ready at your cute vanity and pink room. struggling to put up his cargo pants/ slacks with the belt, while running over to get his coat off of the fuzzy pink chair in the corner. he's forced to fix his hair and check if his face looks the least presentable in your mirror filled with polaroids before he goes out and it's SO funny to watch him do that omg. i'm gonna die

(pt. i!)

WAHHH mismatched socks, the elastic of his calvin kleins (that u bought him) peeking out at his backside; he nearly trips over his work bag that's waiting for him on the floor and practically slides right into your full-length mirror--you're really rooting for him and even though he wouldnt say it, he'd try to strangle himself if he lost his job for being late just one too many times--because he's rushing to get out the door.

you can hear him from the kitchen where you're putting together lunches (not for him specifically, but because you already make something for yourself, you might as well...you're welcome, touya), AND YES IT'S SO HARD not to laugh when the door bursts open and he's looking like a little fool with his black and white hair actually combed down and smudges around his eyes from trying + failing to get your eyeliner off of him.

(also, did he use your hairspray that was sitting on your vanity? maybe. okay, yes. though it's no surprise he knows where everything you own is lmfao)

he stills refuses to let you put things in a lunch box, but no way in HELL he's not shoving the wrapped sandwich and bento full of fruit into his bag before !!! kissing you goodbye!!!

it's truly like a dream come true 'coz even though part of him feels like a DOG having to work for the man, making you happy is what MAKES HIM HAPPY and being able to fill your (and now! his) room with more cute and pink things is his new favorite hobby...

(and even though he blushes like hell doing it, the next lunch date he's picking you up from, he's paying the whole table's bill in CASH and not taking no for an answer. makes him feel the best he has in a while. even though he's still eating everyone's leftovers lmao.)

slay the house down HOUSTON I'M DECEASED!!!!

#dabi #sorry my grammar went oUT THE DOOR WITH THIS #HE (YOUR IDEAS ANON) MAKE ME INSNANNANANENENENSNSNANANNENEN #also him in big doc martens I AM ASDJFLKAJDHFJKADHSFNJKADHJN #i fiend.... for him....... #and i love u anon thank u for this blessing #also i wonder what he does for work i've been trying to think!! #i def think it's something funny like the dmv or post office or something #bUT IDK MAYBE it's something else entirely!! #this dabi universe is everything to me #also if u have ur little kitten nibbles too <3 and he finally can afford to buy it expensive food #WAH #he's so ... boywife like truly his friends( shiggy toga twice mags all of them) are all . 'okay when did YOU get married? #and he's like shut up . but then asks if he can invite them over for dinner sometime akljdfladjfa #yes now that u pay rent boi #MWAH #caitie things #anon #gen

[selfrinsert]

#rambles #YIPPEE I’ve been wanting to try this for a while #also yes I AM married irl and my dear darling husband has a self ship blog too :3 #follow it @carif-shipping!!

[theplantbish]

Me, as I'm about to start playing coral island: I don't know who I'm going to marry in this game. Mark caught my attention right away but I want to get to know the characters better before I make my decision, maybe I'll like someone more than him :)

Me, three seconds into the game, running around the island: WHERE IS HE? WHERE'S MARK? BRING ME MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!

#coral island #the way I'm simping for that man #to be fair he is like a video game version of my bf when it comes to looks and body type so it's no wonder i like him so much #but rafael is low-key stealing my attention by being an absolute adorable cutie #and Raj with his coffee hyper fixation like yeees babe tell me more about what kinds coffee grinder is the best *hearteyes* #but also the ladies!!! chaem is so mean to me and im like yes please do it more #Aaliyah is so freaking cute too I just need to get to know her better #aaaaaa and macy!!! shes so sweet omg and so cute #this game is a bisexuals nightmare how am i supposed to pick just one person to marry 😭

[nomattertheoceans]

I've been reading the Percy Jackson books for the first time over the past two weeks! Just finished "The Battle of the Labyrinth" last night (which btw is my favorite of the series so far!!)

I have now gained a new obsession but it might not be what you think

#like i swear to god i did not expect to be absolutely enthralled by the protagonist's mom kahskahfjkaja #she's just so fascinating to me #she's so kind and smart and she has given EVERYTHING for her son okay #like her staying married to an abuser for years to protect him omg she deserves the world #like when Poseidon called her a queen in the first book he was 100% right alright she is a queen #the woman murdered her abuser with a monster's head LIKE THAT'S SO AWESOME #also i cannot explain how obsessed i am with her relationship with Poseidon okay #like. do i want her to still have feelings for him? yes. do i need poseidon to pine and long for her from the distance?? ABSOLUTELY YES. #like realistically it's more likely that be does not but I need it okay #like at first i wanted them to be reunited because you know. of course i did. #but i am perfectly content with her finding love and happiness with a mortal man and Poseidon pining for her from the distance #like listen. this woman is amazing and she deserves to have an immortal all powerful god unable to get over her alright SHE DESERVES IT #but the way he just showed up at Percy's birthday party and called her as beautiful as ever????? omg??? BECAUSE YES SHE IS #and she blushed??? be still my beating heart #kahskahfksja honestly laughing at myself right now like I'm just over here watching a Sally Jackson tele novela in my head #AND HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE #percy jackson #no spoilers please if you see this post i know very little about the story and I'm thoroughly enjoying myself that way #also jsut as an fyi i am also a little obsessed with Percy and Annabeth kajakshdjshsha they are too cute and intense #sally jackson #percy jackson and the olympians

[erythriina]

Thinking about 19th century courting rules today. Specifically abt Edward Little asking Crozier before proposing making his suit to Jopson

#Jopson: yeah he’s me dad but if he came in one day and was like hey fuck me hard over the wardroom table. i wouldn’t say no #little who has his own daddy issues: I think I hauve scurvy will you marry me #psychosexually normal men 💖 #but also. for serious. little asking crozier as a way to tell him how much he (crozier) means to jopson #as a promise that crozier will still be just as dear to them both in the future #as a question of his (Little’s) own worth in Crozier’s eyes #do you trust me to take care of him too? i hope so dad I mean captain #mine #the terror amc #the terror #joplittle #jopzier #thomas jopson #edward little #francis crozier #yes this is a ‘homophobia doesn’t exist’ au leave me olone #YES I know that the rules of courting would be VERY DIFFERENT in a world w/o homophobia #I am having fun in my dollhouse

[braxiatel]

My apocalypse au exists primarily for reasons of I want to explore the roles of family and community in a time of constant crisis, but it also cannot be denied that having an excuse to put buff Grian in a red leather jacket is very much part of the appeal as well

#the still the echoes give us light series said Grian used to wear a read leather jacket once two years ago #and i have not stopped thinking about it since #fear not I am not taking away his slightly awkward swag #yes he has a cool jacket but he also has beef with his teenage stepson so he more than makes up for it on the cringe front #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #< because of my tag saying he is married and also just because it is a shippy mumscarian au #Grian #apocalypse au #idk if I’ll ever post anything more than apocalypse au thoughts and headcanons #but I thought I’d get a tag for it nonetheless #the void collection

[simgerale]

me after attempting to get back into sims and realizing i had a lot more to do than play the game

#hi everyone #I’m going around hugging you all #okay now that we are gathered here today #i will simply acknowledge that i have been gone for a very long time and then also acknowledge that maybe it was for the best #i relied on sims to be my only creative activity even if i tried to write a book at the same time #and also. i prioritized sims over real life responsibilities. that’s just a deadly combination lol #but I recently noticed I just replaced sims with Netflix. with YouTube. with anything that gave me quick dopamine #literally became addicted in a sense. still am but I’ve been cut cold turkey from most everything #I get off work and go. okay I’ve done the dishes and the laundry……..I could read or write or bake…. #I try to write and sometimes i get a good hour #then I read for a few hours and then get tired of it #and I made cookies Tuesday so I’m waiting for those to be gone before baking again #I’m just so pitiful that I feel BORED and don’t know what to do #so I said….. okay what if I do sims for an hour. #I downloaded some new cc Tuesday and tried to play yesterday #y’all ……………….. I can’t find the energy anymore to set up elaborate scenes and pose my sims and plan posts #I said wow… this is boring without my intervention and fake story #I said wow…….. all this for what? for tumblr? yes I created cool things and provided joy. but is that inherintly important compared to my #own joy? my own everyday activities I should be doing? #y’all I do not leave the house unless we got out to eat or shop or travel to our parents #.. I have little desire to. I’m trying to find that desire #but my husband is busy with grad school and work and I don’t want to do anything by myself #I’ve found myself in one heck of a slump #I didn’t want to be human for awhile. just had no desires no interests no ambitions #I was slacking off SO HARD at work. I just had no drive to do well #I’m still working on it. I’m still trying to get caught up. I’m still trying to force myself to move every day. #but I am struggling y’all. and I can tell you that sims… sims isn’t helping rn but I want it to so bad. I want to get back into it #I didn’t mean to disappear on everyone. I got married and then life got busy and then I fell into this hole of nothing #I didn’t even WANT to crawl my way out. but my husband has helped a lot. I feel like such a child!!!! #I reached max tags. 🙃 bye love you all. till next time

[ramayantika]

Okay but the life of the legendary Shovana Narayan altered my brain chemistry, a superb academic record hold, a maestro in kathak and then also a civil services officer with a long distance marriage and motherhood

If she could do this in the 50s and 60s, wtf is stopping me from doing so, when I have never wanted just one thing to define me

#samridhi speaks #also to my ex who told me things likw your relationship will never work out with him because of different life goals #lol this woman married a diplomat and they managed a long distance marriage too #her husband paved doors foe collabs with the West with Indian dance back then #this is the kind of love I want sure physical intimacy is needed and what not but God I am never giving up all of this to marry #and I still remember him saying you give those soft mothet vibes who is a part time mother and dancer #bye I will girlboss all my life and be all right in front of guys like some of my cousins who think we girls his sisters will just marry #and settle down amd to my ex too for thinking I will be easy and live out a simplw life #fuck everything the only understanding men in my life have been my father brother and my boyfriend at this point #weird that he never grew up around sisters but still is so aware and understanding of women and our desire for dreams #lol I am ranting but yes I have an exam in 6 hours my sleep got over by 2.30 #and then I was googling gpat niper prep #yeah it's first sem but I keep wanting to updatw on the info #and God knows what struck me to google dancers randomly who were into civil service academia and still being legends in the arts #then shovana narayan came up

[vampirewhohuntsvampires]

guys its fuckign jover. was talking about how much i loved wedding ceremonies as a concept and as a childhood dream thing with my friend which spiraled into talking about dream weddings. Like first of all? I need a monster hunter wedding this is non negotiable. I dont know how I'm going to make that work but I am

Secondarily, I was working on like a theoretical wedding dress. Like I'm masculine on all my days but in a wedding? IM WEARING THAT DRESS!!!!! Those wedding swords would be cool as fuck too

#realistically ermm #im not trying to get married until after my 20s or late 20s #im not even invested in the legal benefits of marriage I just want the ceremony really bad #I just have a personal investment since being a baby watching tv shows with my ma #Am I just listening to emotional music and we spiraled together in call? Yes #Do I feel this strongly about the idea of having a wedding still? Also yes #God forbid I want to feel like someones specialest princess also cause I'd do so many homages to my mother

[magnusthemes]

honey wake up new magnusthemes layout just dropped

New MagnusThemes layout

That's right y'all, after like 5+++ years of using the previous theme haha. Honestly, the old one was lovely and I really liked it, but after 5 years of Tumblr changes, it just wasn't keeping up with the times anymore. Therefore, I decided to make this new one while pretending that midterms and research responsibilities don't exist bc priorities  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The new layout also uses zero jQuery throughout the entire blog (yes, I redid the Isotope filtering to get rid of it too!) in an effort to reduce loading times.

Let me know if there are any bugs please!

#updates #layout change #GODS its been SO LONG #also dont ask why but apparently the rooftop of shriram building is an excellent place to write code #thank my friend keene's edm playlist for helping me to finish this btw #bc honestly if not for the edm i wouldve rewatched marry my husband like at least 20 times today #also if the latest theme widget or my static previews blog design rings a bell… #it was inspired by Changi T2’s flip board info display #’how homesick are u’ yes #just in time for the singapore airshow which I am again missing for the third time in a row

[themotheater]

I love all the awesome kinger x caine stuff people have made, but I haven't seen anyone bring up this interpretation:

Kinger has been in the circus for a while, and Caine is the only one in the circus who was there. I think that Kinger found solace in talking to Caine, especially since his memory isn't very good. Even though he's trying, sometimes Kinger forgets and Caine has to remind him. Also, Kinger is the only person who Caine feels like he can be himself around since all the other people in the circus are relatively new.

#Tadc #caine x kinger #I also am completely obsessed with old men who know every little detail about the other but still get flustered when they get too close #Like. Yes. Be basically married but still stay up wondering if the other person likes them back #Augh. The dynamic