#bc they like monster movies

[teledild0nix]

i love our house it makes me so happy to live here and i LOVE having my beautiful girlfriend living here with me :')

#for those of you following along at home #yes i am also married! #my spouse is beautiful too i'm so glad we're here together #kate has been living with us for a year as of i think YESTERDAY omg #we have all been living in this house together for a year #we only lived here like 12 hours longer than she did lol #it's so great #they're so cute together i love them #when they hang out without me bc i'm working or w/e they call it godzilla time #bc they like monster movies #i stopped talking about my life/relationships on here bc i would get weird and sometimes terfy asks #so don't make it weird

[thetrashiestbaby]

#Hc that after they all move in together Ambrosius is still scared of Nimona #no bc he thinks she's a monster but bc he's terrified of sharks #nimona #if my gf sees this no you didn't I'm still showing it to you after you watch the movie and you need to act like you've never seen it before #nimona movie #nd stevenson #ambrosius goldenloin #nimona ambrosius #dad ballister boldheart #ballister boldheart #nimon fanart #nimona spoilers #nimona meme #nimona netflix #nimona 2023 #nimona ballister #nimona and ballister #ambrosius x ballister #ambrosius #ballister #ballister x ambrosius #ballister blackheart

[eggcats]

I wish I could write fics, because I DESPERATELY want a fic where like both Bowser and King Boo decide to break in to kidnap Luigi one night, but they accidentally do it the same night.

So Luigi just wakes up to them fighting in his room and he just assumes he's still asleep so he doesn't really react much, because this is the weirdest dream he's ever had.

And then both of them are yelling at Luigi to ask which one he PREFERS kidnapping him, like a competition, and keep being like "WELL MY CASTLE HAS LAVA SO HE CAN BE WARM IN THE CAGE!!!" "HE WILL DECORATE MY MANSION IN THE PAINTING ON THE MANTELPIECE!!!" Etc etc.

And Luigi, assuming he is asleep because this is too weird to be reality, just goes "I don't even WANT-a to know what my subconscious is-a trying to tell me." And lays down to go back to sleep, confounding both Bowser and King Boo.

It would also be hilarious if they both decide to just stay the night, because neither of them want to be the first to leave and let the other one win. And so when Luigi wakes up and they're still there he's like "THAT WASN'T A DREAM???!"

Cue both Bowser and King Boo trying to out-rizz each other to Luigi, like "Do you regularly dream about me?" "CLEARLY HE MEANS ME!"

#Luigi #boouigi #is there a combination of all 3 bc i think it'd be hilarious for Luigi to just be a normal human #and have 2 giant monster king boyfriends #cue mario having an aneurysm #'mario i-a thought you were an ally!' #'MY-A ISSUE IS NOT THEM BEING MEN LUIGI!!' #mario is supportive he's just hella confused he's like bro there are SO MANY other options and you chose the worst 2 #bowuigi #the super mario bros movie #tsmbm #smb #my post #mine #fic #bowser #king boo

[mrehkka]

(I screwed up the text placement on the last page, read from professor membrane top left, down to zim bottom left, then dib top right)

Poor Dib lol

Btw i headcanon that zim has an internship at membrane labs when they're in high school. Zim talks to Membrane about Dib and them hanging out (he thinks the boys are dating and just not telling him yet) and the professor is hoping zim's "real science" attitude rubs off on Dib lmao

#invader zim #iz zim #iz dib #zadr #professor membrane #my art #zadp #zadf #I like zim's holograph watch lmao I needed him to be checking the time but I felt like if he wore a normal watch it'd seem like a joke #which yeah it'd be funny #but the holo space watch is cool! #....wait hologram or holograph #as far as prof knows the boys were going to a double feature drive in movie #but they ditched that to go monster hunting in the woods + haunted house they ended up finding #so as far as prof knows they went to a movie and have been somewhere in dib's car this whole time 😳 #dib is DYING INSIDE that his father accused him (and zim accidentally confirmed) that they did THAT #English isn't zim's first language is Dib's go to excuse bc while zim is FLUENT he doesn't understand some turns of phrase and such

[pulchrasilva]

Thinking about William as a metaphor for disability again. Thinking about how William got into an accident and suddenly he's watching his body rot and fall apart. How does he cope with that? How do his family and friends cope with that? Thinking about how he died, and in a way he and the people around him have to mourn that. How when you're recently disabled you might mourn the ability you've lost, and people around you might mourn because they believe they've lost something too even though you're still RIGHT THERE. Thinking about the monsters in Deadwood being attracted to the wisps and ultimately forcing him to leave home and how that reflects the world suddenly becoming inhospitable and hostile towards you overnight. How rather than making Deadwood safer for William, he had to just leave. How often the way the world treats disabled people forces them to retreat from it in some way. How William was just arguing that the Lich didn't have rights because it wasn't alive, and then finding out he's dead too. How disabled people have their personhood stripped from them by people who think they'll never be disabled so why should they care. Are you listening to me

#did they say something about the monsters being attracted to william putting his family in danger? #bc something something people making your symptoms about Them as if youre not the one who has to actually live with them #william wisp #jrwi pd #i just. ough #he found out he was rotting in a hospital bed!! that is a standard movie disability thing #the doctors cime in like 'this is gonna be difficult to hear blah blah' #also the rotting being unknown by basically anyone (other than mal) #not knowing if it can be stopped/slowed if it'll just keep going forever where it came from etc #its an unexplained disability with all the uncertainty and fear that comes with it #william wisp is a proud member of the leopard's eating people's faces party btw

[saturnniidae]

Just remembered that the monster high movie where they were in monster france and everyone had horrible fake french accents and some evil fashion designer lady essentially esnlanved a teenage boy that was her apprentice like she had him locked in her basement designing clothes for her day in day out then she also tried to kidnap clawdeen to make her do the same, that movie apparently wasn't a really weird dream and actually exists

#i saw a post abt it the other day and had to do a double take bc i barely remembered it #its probably not even the wildest mh movie tbh #theyre all like fever dreams #watched every single one of them as a little kid and havent rewatched them in years #i kind of want to but the characters' fake accents are painful to listen too #monster high #monster high movie #scaris city of frights #rochelle goyle #clawdeen wolf #mh #moth.txt

[beaulesbian]

It's time to rewrite this story.

#nimona #nimonaedit #nimona movie #ballister boldheart #ballister blackheart #ambrosius goldenloin #nimona netflix #mine #gif:nimona #netflixedit #nimona spoilers #you know how that little girl is there multiple times shes so important #bc thats the thing nimona really cant stand to see - someone so young turned against her already #bc that view on others can be changed and manipulated just like it happened with gloreth #and even after 1000 years nimona wanted to just burn and destroy things in the beginning with her plan #but she was hurt and betrayed again and sadly turned it all inwards at herself.. until ballister reached her #and then actually rewrote her story! the narrative that told everyone shes a monster she took it and changed it and ppl saw her as nimona! #the parallels are just insane in this movie i still have some thoughts #sorry rlly kinda like that i can post more than 10gifs now that i have to have the new editor #long post

[lilpuffyart]

Someee more traditional doodles c;

Feat. Shin, Legendary, Madison, Josh and King Ceasar (bc recently watched Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla)

#godzilla #legendary godzilla #shin godzilla #madison russell #josh valentine #king ceasar #king of the monsters #kaiju art #toho kaiju #puffy art #fanart #traditional art #artists on tumblr #kamakura san #tbh i like josh i just wish he was treated better ;;--;; #also shingoji here bc its an au where he and legendary coexist #monsterverse #based on the fact i like them a lot just it lmao #also au where i work maddie relationship with goji bc the movies didnt :p #ohh and shingoji is called kamachi here after the godziban name the second form has #and alevin bc... baby fish; maddie is a child/teen and also smol so yeah and also a contrast to goji calling her pup/little titan in this au #godzilla vs kong

[walkineternity]

Okokok I get Miguel is a bit of an ass, but who is the one that is *really* beefing with a 15 year old?

This fucking guy:

Spot was blaming all his problems on a child before anyone else in this movie lol

#across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderverse #atsv spoilers #this dude willing to kill whoever and destroy whatever #Miguel and miles were definitely foils in the movie #i just think it’s funny that I see posts that are like ‘Miguel is such a monster’ #and then the next post is just fanart of spot with the caption #that he’s just a funky lil guy or something #at least Miguel has interesting reasons #spots just throwing a temper tantrum at a high schooler #(no hate to any characters bc I actually like them all. it’s just interesting pattern that’s all)

[chaoticly-shy-dragon]

#the vibes are really important #the first part is just formality #monster #tumblr polls #polls #random polls #tumblr #I thought for a second to include the vibe of walrus on your doorstep but that is being rubbed raw by usage #my polls #create a monster #pls let this thing have a head #like #pls #let it not be just teeth and vibes #or cat #let it be more than just a cat #bc I realize the vibes are pointing to cat #but the purring makes sense okay #think blue avatar movie one

[giyuulatte]

i feel like this is a great time to announce that i am a monster movie enthusiast. i LOVE monster and mecha movies!! godzilla, king kong, transformers, pacific rim, kaiju, alien, predator…GIMME IT ALL

#i’m on spring break so i’m rewatching a bunch of movies with my mom #and i forgot how much i love this genre(?) #if y’all have any recs for me i’m all ears #the 2014 godzilla movie will always remain my favorite for some reason #but the others are good too #except godzilla vs kong bc i blocked that one out of my mind for some reason #i also really like cloverfield for some reason and my mom HATES it lmao #she just doesn’t get it like i do (she hates found footage movies) #i also love transformers age of extinction too #tho i think it’s just for the dinosaurs bc it was lowkey ass #but i wouldn’t have it any other way #i really need to watch shin godzilla and soon #OMG AND SUPER 8 I LOVE SUPER 8 #super 8 is one of my top favorite movies it’s SO good #godzilla #king kong #cloverfield 2008 #pacific rim #transformers #battleship 2012 #super 8 2011 #alien #predator #alien vs predator #monster lover #do i tag this as monster fucker or will i be normal for once #i will be ‘normal’ it seems #…for now

[themoonking]

honestly seeing godzilla minus one just made me even more jaded to the monsterverse fans who act like it doesn't matter if the movies are badly written because "it's just a godzilla movie" as if there isn't physical proof in both minus one and also shin godzilla that godzilla films can be more than that.

but EVEN THEN i'm not even fucking asking that the monsterverse fundamentally change to become poignant pieces about ptsd and survivor's guilt and government inaction, i'm fine with them remaining fun little action movies primarily about big monsters punching each other, literally all i'm asking is that the human plots do something other than (a) put me to sleep or (b) barely hold themselves together long enough to get to the next scene.

pacific rim is a film first and foremost about big robots punching big monsters, but it also has a genuinely well written human storyline with fleshed out characters. it doesn't have a half-baked plot built only to loosely connect the monster battles, it has an actual story.

like you guys "fun action movie about big monster battles" and "decent script" are not mutually exclusive and it's an insult to the kaiju genre to act like they are. and you should also take it as an insult to the fans that studios think they can ship out rushed scripts because audiences will give them money for it anyway. like, besties, i like the monsterverse. i just also acknowledge that the movies are lowkey shit and want them to be better and hope they will be in the future.

#this is why i think monarch legacy of monsters works way better than most of the movies #since bc the human plot is like. the entire show. they have to put a little more effort into making it engaging #is it perfect? no #but it did a better job at keeping me engaged than most of the human plots in the monsterverse #haven't seen the animated kong show yet can't speak to that #i speak #legendary monsterverse #monsterverse #godzilla minus one

[torments-my-obelisk]

DSOD is such a funny movie. Kaiba comes on screen in his giant fucking space station molded into his company logo and I just laughed. He’s so dramatic. He misses his rival and is so obsessed with getting some closure for once in his goddamn life that he spent well over a billion dollars to excavate a cursed puzzle and build a space elevator to the afterlife but the minute anyone says anything about ‘hey maybe that’s a little unhealthy’ he’s snapping and snarling and telling them to fuck off. Except the cube guy. He’s has a duel disk and is also full of unprocessed grief so he can stay. Yugi Moto looks them dead in the eye and says “first of all, I’m only here because you both blackmailed me. Secondly, fuck you both for that, by the way. Thirdly, I’m gonna kick your ass”. Card games ensue, meanwhile Yugi tries his absolute best to show Kaiba the pharaoh is gone and maybe he needs to spend some time reflecting on his emotions and yes the invitation is still open to talk about Him BUT THEN THE NARRATIVE PROVED KAIBA RIGHT?!! AND THE PHARAOH COMES BACK AND YUGI HAS TO LOOK KAIBA IN THE EYE AND TELL HIM THAT HES SORRY FOR DOUBTING HIM?? WHAT. What Kaiba takes from all this is that a) his horrid coping mechanisms work after all, b) if he just fucks around enough and spends all his money he really can be king of the world and c) the best option is definitely to finish that space elevator and fucking. Go to the afterlife I guess. To duel his “hated rival” or whatever. Fuck off

#dsod #seto kaiba #dark side of dimensions #yugioh #yugioh duel monsters #ygo dm #ygo #I just rewatched this movie and it really is the story of kaiba failing to deal with loss #making it everyone’s problem #and eventually he made it so much of a problem that even atem had to come back and be like ‘for fucks sake kaiba if you’re going to be #‘such a bitch about it FINE.’ #and like the plana’s power being taken away once the pharaoh is resurrected means that kaiba putting the Millenium puzzle back together #to see atem again inadvertently saved the day #like holy shit the entire narrative really was shaped around letting him be insane while yugi is the most normal person ever in comparison #hmm also diva and kaiba’s grief being juxtaposed… hmmm #dsod is such a movie #and I just remembered he literally COUKD HAVE DIED AND LEFT MOKUBA IN CHARGE?? HELLO #thank god for the kaiba/yugi in space illustration takahashi did bc leaving things off with the end of dsod is just. #not great. except for prideshippers I guess 😭

[spibder]

continuing to clawdeuce while waiting for more g3 eps bc someone has to

#clawdeuce #clawd wolf #deuce gorgon #monster high #if i admit this is partially inspd by deuces song n the scene its in from the movie bc i actually like it a lot mind ur business #i just choose to look away from the clawdeen n deuce agenda its pushin

[h4lcyonism]

one of my favorite things about the monster high boys was that they were all kinda lame (affectionate) himbo boyfriends who weren’t given much compared to the girls because the girls WERE the franchise…….. so it sucks to see deuce turned into the suave love interest when he really isn’t all that popular in the first place and is obsessed with cleo and heath turned into the stereotypical jock character when his whole thing is that he tried so hard to be cool he failed miserably

#kind of glad it doesn’t seem like clawd’s in the movie bc i don’t need them ruining him too #monster high #deuce gorgon #heath burns #emma.txt

[raiiny-bay]

they've come a long way

#i've been meaning to remake the original monster boyz post for sooo long #when i first made that edit they were essentially just dhes & kel in costume #like. i honestly didn't want to write any lore for the mbz for a long time #but the lore practically wrote itself #they sort of just naturally evolved into who they are now #& now that i have lore for them i have so many edits & story stuff i want to do with them that i literally cannot keep up #i have a literal list of shit i wanna make & do w them & i just do not have the time to do any of it!! #it's gonna take me all of next year to get through this list!! #they're like. genuinely my favorite lil guys #i'm glad i joined simblr bc i never would have made them otherwise #i never had any interest in apocalypse stories or even horror for that matter #i mean. i like horror movies but as far as writing goes i was always more of a slice of life kinda person #y'all have opened my eyes to the horrors #(in a good way) #n e way. i do plan on making a few lore/story related posts at some point #i have NOT forgotten about the boys' origin stories. i just don't have tiiiiime #rainyrambles