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whatdoessunshinetastelike · 2 years

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#i'm really not funny #south park #stan marsh #yet another shitpost #i kept going back and fixing minor things in this drawing i stg #would this have been more relevant back in late nov/early dec?#randy marsh #sharon marsh #shelly marsh #my art #technically

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dranka · 4 months

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Laurent in his short short chiton during an official meeting

#captive prince #capri #laurent of vere #damen is visibly drooling #hot and bothered #yet another shitpost

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saltyblueshark · 4 months

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I can’t believe that I wasted an entire class period typing this out, but hells, it’s a hyper-fixation now.

Anyway, here’s part 1:

I think both Jokerbat and Superbat are cute, however, Jokerbat makes more sense logistically, only because they are villain and hero in that classic ship. Superbat makes less logical sense, but they do make a good team when they need to work together.

(I can't believe I'm actually about to make a whole ass essay about this rn)

So, in order to actually talk about this, We gotta break down the potential categories they could fall under. Starting with Jokerbat, it can fall under a few different, and commonly seen, tropes:

Hero/villain, a tale as old as time and a long beloved trope to many.

Enemies to lovers, ah the long argued and debated trope that is either loved or hated with no in between.

Forbidden love, seen in many forms of media, most commonly romance novels.

Now, getting into the break down of Jokerbat.

As much as I love and support the ship, I feel like it runs into a few problems.

The relationship is built off of the fact that Joker is Batman’s villain, and that they’re a duo that’s been together for years. Although it is a relationship, it’s not necessarily one that can build a romantic bond mostly because it’s been a fight between the two since the beginning of any Batman media. The lego Batman movie seem to be trying to imply that joker really wants to be more than just a villain to Batman, seen as the entire movie it jam packed with innuendo and hints at an intimate—in one way or another—connection between the two. However, that doesn’t necessarily make it a healthy relationship. One thing is for certain: Joker’s romantic, or non romantic feelings towards Batman are very one sided, and are not entirely reciprocated on Batman��s part. The only time Batman has ever really acknowledged any type of relationship that is more than a hero/villain one is in the lego Batman movie when everything is going to hell and back. During that scene, Batman confesses to Joker—or “J-bird” as he so lovingly put it— that he also has feelings for him and begs for his help, essentially saving their relationship by saving the city. The two have to reconnect in order to save Gotham in an oddly cute scene where it looks as if the two are about to kiss, but that’s disregarding why Joker was planning to destroy Gotham in the first place. Joker wanted to prove he was truly Batman’s greatest enemy.

Their relationship is not built off of trust, but the fact that they are made to be enemies. A romantic relationship could be formed, but it would not be healthy. They’ve been fighting for years, so who’s to say that if they did form any form of romantic bond that it wouldn’t just crumble and break under the pressure of a long upheld villain/hero relationship?

#shitpost #shitpost friday!#joker batman #superbat #im hyperfixating again #hnnnng #uh oh #yet another shitpost #yet another two part rant #horray!!!

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seedofjoseph · 1 year

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#far cry 5 #jacob seed #behold #yet another shitpost #from yours truly

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biropen · 11 months

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I feel like my shitposting about Oscar keeps me sane but also drives a large number of people insane

So here, those of you that enjoy it, have some food:

And finally everyone’s favourite sickly victorian child who must be kept cool at all times:

#yet ANOTHER shitpost #will the shitposting ever stop??#oscar piastri #oscar pastry #oscar piastri my beloved #long hair oscar agenda #op81

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tiredlostwriter · 1 year

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Albinos Maeglin theory

First of all I know it's based on exactly 0 textual evidence and most definitely not canon but I m still exploring it here because I think it would suit his character arc well.

-let's begin by the fact that Maeglin is the dark elf's son and grew up in a rather dark forest. Albinism can be genetic and could explain why Eol choose to live in such a dark place in the first place (other than the fact that he doesn't like people): too much light can hurt the eyes of people with albinism and the lack of melanin make them sunburn incredibly easily.

- Once he got in Gondolin and after his mother's death he got kind of treated as an outcast and wouldn't it add even more layers to if it was also because he looked different ? And because he was so ill adapted to sunny Gondolin and therefore had to isolate himself to escape the sun, unvoluntarily isolating himself in the process ?

I love the idea of young awkward Maeglin trying hard to integrate himself in Gondolin but bittering over times because he didn't expected to be rejected, he never tought about his look before because he lived with exactly two people his whole youth and one of them looked just like him. But then his albinism creates a rift between him and the others and he starts to hate himself, and then everyone else because how unfair it is that the only people who didn't seemed to mind his pale skin and white hair died just after coming to the city, thus leaving him with people who reject him because of it ?

So he isolate himself in the mines to get away from the scorching sun and the people looking at him like he was abnormal and we all know how it went from there

#silmarillion #tolkien #noldor #silm fandom #headcanon #maeglin #fall of gondolin #albinism i guess #yet another shitpost #Eol #sad little thing that was in my notes for way too long #aredhel #gondolin

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r3m-ster · 4 months

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sometimes i hate being a lesbian like what do you mean i watched some movie and now i’m in love with kelly macdonald?? like????

#yet another shitpost #i have like two brain cells left and one is a little gay jingle bell bouncing around my skull and the other is done with my shit #anyway #sapphism in a nutshell #lesbian #sapphic #misc

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bigheartyradish · 2 years

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the four swords crew and their halloween party playlists:

Zelda: spooky instrumentals, heavy on the theremin

Vio: tasteful goth sounds, think siouxsie and the banshees or midnight syndicate

Red: a comically large collection of haunted house sound effects, lots of rattling chains and creaky doors

Blue: just turns on the radio and lets everyone suffer (very scary)

Green: a mix of slasher movie soundtracks complete with screams, has to switch to Red's about an hour in because he keeps getting startled by his own playlist

Shadow: every version and cover ever made of rob zombie's Dragula on infinite loop, he has somehow disabled playback controls

#four swords #yet another shitpost #somebodys gotta do it #red link #blue link #vio link #green link #shadow link

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goldfishontheceiling · 2 months

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does else anyone remember that one scene from s1 ep23 where Owen says he never got to fulfill his "Owen gets jiggy fantasies" as music that sounds VERY similar to lovin time plays in the background

#yet another shitpost #td owen #too tired for tagging

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whatdoessunshinetastelike · 2 months

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