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xbomboi · 1 month

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and when i say this bitch is secretly an evil and corrupt ruler then what

will you all still stand by me

#the visions i have for ever after high are so serious #i’ve known in my heart the moment i first encountered The Fairy Queen that she was evil #you HAVE to trust me #eah #ever after high #the fairy queen #ramble #duncontent

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separatist-apologist · 1 month

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So when he started yelling, Elain’s patience was already shredded thin. There was simply no more good will left. She’d picked up a heavy crystal vace and smashed it over the back of his head. Graysen had pitched forward, forehead slamming against the sharp edge of their coffee table, rendering him dead before he ever connected with their hardwood.

She’d intended to turn herself in. That was the reasonable thing to do. Nesta was a lawyer, Feyre was married to old money—she figured she could spend a decade or so behind bars, even if orange did wash her out.

The world worked in mysterious ways. As Elain was picking up her phone, 911 already dialed, her phone dinged a warning.

Hurricane Elaine scheduled to make landfall on…

“9-1-1, what’s your emergency?”

Elain burst out laughing. Hurricane Elaine? Really? Surely it was some cosmic joke and yet…

#florida!!#you have to TRUST me

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tallbluelady · 1 year

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Context will not really help this one, sorry.

Featuring a slightly more terse than usual Kytheon (@mythandral)

Bonus:

#ffxiv hades #emet-selch #kytheon #azem kytheon #i cannot tldr what got us to this point #you have to trust me

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padfoot0216 · 1 year

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TK and Buck texting

TK, after yet another bad thing happens to him - That’s it. It’s time to throw myself off the nearest bridge.

Buck - Fine but write a will first I want the rights to your lizard.

TK - Deal.

Buck - Cool.

TK - Cool.

Buck - Cold.

TK - Freezing.

Buck - Chilly.

TK - Child.

Buck - Kid.

TK - Spawn of satan.

Buck - Actual satan.

TK - Literal Devil.

Buck - I have a book about the literal devil.

TK - Is it the Bible?

#incorrect quotes #911 lone star #911 lone star incorrect quotes #tk strand #evan buckley #911onfox #911 incorrect quotes #911 on abc #i have no idea what this is #tk and Buck would be really unhinged together #you have to trust me #tk texting buck

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daincrediblegg · 5 months

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Same man

#just trust me #you have to trust me #liam garrigan could do the thank you very much number #I need it NOW #thomas jopson #tom jenkins #scrooge 1970 #the terror #I’m obsessed man

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warlordfelwinter · 7 months

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no one has ever found daylight savings time stupider than my dog when she knows its her dinner time but the clock disagrees

#i am sorry laika #im in class at 4 i cant keep feeding you at what you think is 5 #you have to trust me #its not 5 yet #it should be. but it isnt #personal

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leadandblood · 2 months

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Honestly? I look like if Crozier and Fitzjames had a kid and that's so hot of me. If I ever start t i will be unstoppable

#Fitzjames' hair and eye colour and also eyebrows #Plastered onto Crozier's face #Or im seeing things because im hyperfixating #You'll never know cause i don't share my face online🤗#You have to trust me

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mun-akoon · 1 year

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people… we need to bring back “tumblr meet-ups” again because who else will enjoy museums and cafes on that deeper level other than fellow bloggers/mutuals… we will have that blue label card with your url on and all, it will be worth it and you’ll feel like it is 2012 again

#if you know you know #like why did it ever end #apart from possibly ending up dead due to serial killers and stalkers #but cmon it will be worth it #you have to trust me #personal

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abel-draws · 1 year

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I am obsessed with this AU send assistance

(Starring @hiimtryingtounderfell 's chara and Deal my girl)

I'd die for her

#content that exclusively caters to two (2) people ASJLKFSALKJFSAFJLKSAF #it's an AU based in soul eater #oc #au #alternative universe #sketch #digital art #comic #deal #chara #SHE'S SUCH AN IDIOT #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #I LOVE HER #chara is being uncharasteristically kind here #especially to a human #BUT THINGS HAPPENED IN THE AU #you have to trust me

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bearsgrove · 2 years

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from the bottom of my heart i love riverdale. i hate riverdale so much it’s unreal. i don’t want riverdale to end. ever. i can’t wait until i’m done with riverdale. free. riverdale is one of the shows ever. riverdale is a shitshow what even is going on. riverdale is a masterpiece, an acquired taste. you had to be there. i can’t explain riverdale to you because you won’t get it. i can’t explain riverdale because i don’t get it either. i understand riverdale on a spiritual elevated level. there is nothing to understand in riverdale.

#fern.txt #i have never had such a complex relationship with a tv show #but trust me #you Have to trust me #its good #its SO bad #but its like #i have no words. u had to be there.

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spyglassrealms · 1 year

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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theshadowrealmitself · 7 months

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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

#star trek #Vulcans #Humans #not based on a specific thing #but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq #and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first #would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate #and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for #and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance #the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times #they were just dicks #and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible #you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier #but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on #and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post #but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks #and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be #replaced #hated that couple #if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us #(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people #that no one else wanted to be friends with #I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone #this got long sorry 😭

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inkskinned · 8 months

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hey btw if you're in the USA at 2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

#watching ppl go from being like ''support neurodivergent ppl~~!"#to being like ''if this is going to give u a panic attack ur fuckken stupid''#like..... gets me #yeah man. i know im going to be triggered by it . in the old fashioned term. it is GOING to give me a panic attack. it's pretty much certai #and i shouldn't have to tell u about what i have survived for you to be okay with that.#you can just trust that i ALSO don't want me to react to it. i'm not gonna be having a FUN time.#dismissing that bc you think it's stupid.... like is the whole problem.#these sounds are workshopped by entire teams of people to get you to pay attention and move quickly.#they arent meant to be fun and exciting.#OBVIOUSLY it's gonna set ppl off.#but yeah there's something so fuckken demeaning about ppl being like. well that trigger isn't valid bc u haven't undergone X #dude i have ptsd bc i was abused as a child. like plain and simple. the fact im 30 and afraid of the dark tells you how bad it was.#i shouldn't have to ask u for permission to be mentally ill.#the reason it's a fucking disorder and not a fucking choice is that I DO NOT CONTROL IT.#like how is it any different from when ppl are like ''oh public speaking isn't that scary'' like FOR YOU #for YOU this isn't scary. now if i could fucking eat my own amygdala...

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caramelldansenu · 2 years

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How I thought the reveal was gonna play out