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tiazvni · 1 year
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no backtalk | multi.
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warnings : fem!reader, black coded, choking, squirting, mating press, backshots, dumbification <3
you squeak as your boyfriend pressed you further into the mattress, his heavy hand resting on your upper back, slotted just between your shoulder blades, forcing you into the meanest arch possible as he fucked you within an inch of your life.
his thrusts were deep in this position, and the sheer force of his strokes left you sobbing. with three orgasms having already been ripped from you previously - two from his thick fingers, and one from his mouth - your body has since gone limp, your mind buzzing with euphoric numbness.
“s-s’too deep, baby!”
your whines were hardly audible over the wet squelching of your pussy as he met you thrust for thrust, but from the sound of his airy laugh, you knew your boyfriend heard you loud and clear.
“too deep?” there was a teasing lilt to the low rumble of his voice. “you told me you could take it, sweetheart.”
oh, you know what you said, but that was the hennessy talking.
having been with your boyfriend for the past seven months, you felt that some liquid courage was required before telling him - the man with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen, and a cocky attitude to match - that you were finally ready for sex.
truth be told, drunk-you talked a big game. while you were normally shy and reserved, she had the confidence sober-you wished she could exude. your mind raced with flashbacks of you sitting on your boyfriend’s lap, whispering to him that you wanted to be stuffed full with his cock, boasting that you weren’t one for tapping out.
it was then when you realized that you bit off more than you could chew.
your breath catches after one particularly vicious thrust, feeling the bulbous head of his dick drag repeatedly against that spot deep within you that made you tremble and keen uncontrollably. though your cries were cut short when the hand keeping you molded to the mattress slithered around your throat, lifting you from your arch and pressing your back to his chest.
“and after all that backtalk.” he tsks, the warmth of his breath on the shell of your ear making you shudder. “i knew i’d have you dumb on my dick.”
you whimpered at the low timbre of his voice, nearing the precipice of your desire for a fourth time that night as his other hand snaked around to your front to rub tight circles on your clit. the overwhelming sensation makes your eyes roll back, your thighs shaking and pussy clenching as he continued to fuck you raw.
“shit,” he hissed, “you’re so fucking tight.”
he trembles behind you, groaning in your ear with each new thrust into your wet heat. a breathless giggle escaped your lips - you couldn’t help but feel a bit prideful at the thought of bringing such pleasure to a man whose body and stature were akin to a fucking god. that feeling was short-lived, though.
without any warning, he pulls out before manhandling you onto your back, towering above you with a feral glint in his eyes. he licked his lips at the sight of you - faux locs falling from your loose bun, bare breasts jiggling with each heaving breath, and shaky inner thighs glistening with your wet, creamy arousal.
you were absolutely breathtaking.
“so fucking pretty,” he hums, pushing your thighs to your chest to give himself a better view of your pussy. and without missing a beat he gripped his dick, pumping it a few times before slapping it against your clit.
you cry out, your eyes soon widening as he then teased your entrance with his tip, the slight stretch of his dick from this angle dangerous enough to make you delirious with both pain and pleasure.
“w-wait, wait!” you gasped, pressing against his abdomen the moment he sank a few inches deeper. “s’too much!”
“nah, move your hands,” he challenged. “you said you wanted to be full of my dick, right? let me fill you then.”
he bottoms out in one swift thrust before you can react, knocking the air from your lungs but still giving you a moment to adjust. it’s ridiculous how deep you could feel him - he was practically in your tummy.
“can’t believe you kept this pussy from me for seven months,” he seethes, but you hardly registered his words, or his tightened grip on your thighs. that blissful numbness in your brain had increased tenfold - nothing else mattered except how amazingly full you felt in that moment.
and then he started moving.
you screamed as the head of his dick attacked that spot within you once more - hard, heavy, and with timely precision - your voice reaching octaves neither of you were used to. the sensation had you quivering, your arousal suddenly squirting around his dick as your fourth orgasm hit you like a freight train.
“fuuuck,” your boyfriend groaned as he fucked you through it, shuddering at the feel of your cunt spasming around him. it nearly triggered his own release, but he managed to hold off, craving to have you completely and utterly pliant before finally giving into his primal urges.
“i hope you know we’re not done here, sweetheart.”
gojo, eren, toji, zeke, geto, reiner, choso, jean, and any of your faves <3
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hangeslefteye · 11 months
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I leave Armin and Berty to your imagination xD
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I don't have the time to write anything so bear with my shitty memes <3
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brenbofen · 8 months
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ive been stalkin ur page for a hot minute
<< HELP WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO WRONG?? >>
I MEAN IT IN A GOOD WAY BTW :sob::sob:
but imagine.. imagine dottore...
"Ha-aghh~" Dottore moaned out, his back arching off of his desk. His hands raking up [name]'s back. "I-i-nngh~-fuck-" Dottore hissed, hating the fact that he could feel so.. so pleasured by something he wasn't used to.
"Mmphh~" His pretty crimson eyes rolling into the back of his head, before grunting in pain as a sting radiated on his face. [name] had slapped him, "Don't take your eyes off of me, slut." [name] murmured the comment into Dottore's ear.
The hands that were so careful and delicate to him, was now rough on him. He wouldn't have let it be known to man that he enjoyed being treated like a toy, but his actions spoke louder than words after all.
OUGH OUGHHH, you have no idea how long ive been just staring at this.
Dottore going through such shock when this happens. You’re so sweet and patient with him usually, hands always delicately holding his face and caressing his cheeks, suddenly harshly slapping against his skin as you call him such vulgar things.
And Dottore hates how much he loves it.
He hates how he adores how rough you are with him, roughly tugging and pulling on his hair, red marks littering his body from your biting and slapping him, all while you degrade him. He hates how all your harsh touches send pleasure shooting straight down to Dottore’s drooling cock.
Curling your hand around it and pressing the pads of your fingers against his slit and relishing in the whimper that Dottore lets out. He’s your perfect little slut, just for you to use <33
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chrollohearttags · 1 year
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nah i please i have it in my head that zeke is such a narcissist, sarcastic, smug bitch but because he knows he fine and because he knows his piping work is immaculate he always acting out. people think he aint as bad as eren but they’re different ends of the spectrum bad!! erens a toxic mf but zekes a manipulative one 🥴🥴🥴🥴
yesssss!! val, see you get it bae!! That man ain’t a bit of fucking good but that dick? yeah, top tier. He comes off as docile, laid back and even a little nerdy at first but that’s only to lure you in. Get you with that charm..the type to take you on dates that his ass knows he can’t afford, tells you he’s into this and that business venture to make you believe he’s got it going on. When in reality, that bum is living in Grisha’s basement because he’s a habitual liar and scammer! But you won’t know anything about that..not when he gets you back to your place and starts drilling your shit like a jackhammer to concrete. Putting your legs on his shoulders, folding them up into a mating press when you start to move but can’t hold them in place; constantly telling you how pretty you look, saying you’re taking him so well.. “it’s like you’re made for me..” not to mention the bastard holding your hands and talking you through it! also be letting you wet his beard up as he seats you on top of his face. Making you climax like five times in one night. He is everything you could’ve ever imagined. Too bad the fantasy comes crashing down when you see Zeke for who he truly is. A scumbag that tells you whatever you want to hear, meanwhile he’s telling ten other women the same thing! Gets evasive when you ask him about making things official or going over to his place. “It’s not a good time for me right now. We’re both professionals at the height of our careers, you understand how it is.” And you will, as long as he keeps fucking you as good as he does and saying he loves you. Knowing he doesn’t mean a word of it!
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josephslittledeputy · 16 days
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Celeste & Lucian during Cel's baby vamp era || Celeste & Wes sometime during the late '70s/early '80s || Sparrow & Endymion (She's not wearing her eyepatch that seals him in so he's tormenting her <333 He's actually quite fond of her ok) Lacy & her beloved husband, Owen, years ago || Lacy & her guard dog Zeke in the present (Preventing him from tearing someone up bc they looked at her wrong) || My beloved worst couple Sid & Sel <333
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Kira Gallagher (TWD verses) Top Left: Teenage era, being a hellion || Top Right: Pre Zombie Apocalypse Bottom Left: Early Apocalypse, safe in shelter || Bottom Right: Present, post doing something that's necessary in the new world
Tagged by the lovely @carlosoliveiraa to do these cute picrews! 1 & 2
Tagging @socially-awkward-skeleton @direwombat @marivenah @alexxmason @henbased @simplegenius042 @inafieldofdaisies @skoll-sun-eater @cassietrn @clicheantagonist and anyone else who wants to participate! Sorry if you already have and I haven't seen it yet! It's been a while since I've been on here
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whatever. trying to do ship memes with these deranged sickos is hard. “first to confess their feelings” LMAO good one. so if something isn’t filled out that’s probably why. or because i forgot. i’ve been doing this for so long now that i don’t care anymore :3 time period for this would be mid act 3.
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oh btw. if the petnames section is weird well. that’s because they’re weird about it. everyone, and i mean everyone, calls ezekiel by his nickname zeke. everyone except gortash. while zeke is the only one who has been given permission to call gortash by his first name but actively refuses to do so. yeah.
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ruerock · 1 year
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maybe i should make introduction post for my purrastries ocs 🏳️‍🌈
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the-woild-is-y-erster · 6 months
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OUGH OK HI
this is kind of mostly for @chases-main-blog because you're probably the only one besides toff who'll read this but everyone's welcome xx its abt my ocs and just newsies in general btw babes so if you aint interested dont read it
ok so i got back from an airshow in my city (yes yes i know government propaganda galore, planes are cool ok) because my dad was in the air force for twenty-odd years and is a huge nerd, which he has passed on to me and my brother slightly
my point being!!
the entire tme i was thinking of. uh. basically a top gun au. of newsies. OK BUT HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUTTTT
(im gonna use some terms that if you didnt basically grow up on an air base like i did you might not understand but bear w me ok)so you need to trust your squadron with your life, right? what do the boroughs do? exactly. and they have callsigns in the AF (not sure abt any other branches, lmk if you have that info but i dont think they get callsigns hah boring losers >:P) WHAT DO THE NEWSIES HAVE??? STUPID NICKNAMES THAT DONT REALLY MAKE SENSE!!! DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!!
so consider
theres no war because i say so and theye all just goofing off on base as all the different squadrons (OHGOHGOHOOHO BROOKLYN WOULD SO BE HELICOPTERS OMGGGG) and they just have a jolly old time until they get this super important super top secret mission where they all have to work together and it would be so cool
ok wait now i gotta
manhattan-F-16s, little guys that go NYOOOOM n shoot stuff
brooklyn-HH-60G pave hawks, theyre big helicopters, search n rescue (hey manhattan the calvary's comin WHO) and pararescue but they also have turrets i think and obvi everyone on board is armed so theyre like super cool
queens-A-10s cus they get to blow stuff up but theyre really slow so pick your poison, i think they'd do A-10s in the field and hang back to train on the T-38s but i know queensies would love A-10s cus they have a rotating gun on the front that shoots super fast and is just an all around cool plane ALTERATIVELY they would also be F-16s because go nyoom shoot stuff
bronx-T-38s, trainers for the big jets and only used sparingly (sorry bronx xx) i think they'd be ground control as well
harlem-C-5 galaxy, MASSIVE jet used for transportation of troops and cargo n planes n stuff and when i say massive i mean m a s s i v e like they drive wholeass tanks and jets n stuff in there, and the nose swings up aswell as the back hatch so you can just. drive straight through this giant plane, its so cool
long island-F-35 theyre pretty fast and can go pretty high so all around a good jet, not much else to say
can you tell i basically lived on base until i was like eight?
ive had a scene for if i actually wrote this stuck in my head all day abt eel n shoe and i just ughhhh ok now i have to write it but i'm gonna put a read more so if you dont want to read it you dont have to xx
a crackle and a ding came over the intercom, soft breathing following. "heya harv, it's just me n' you right now." eel rasped. harvey swallowed, bile threatening to rise in his throat.
"no no no, please-" another burst of static in his ear. "hey this is monkey to shoe, are you ok? i know-ah shit!-sorry, there's a lot goin' on, but no one was talking to ya before-?" monkey trailed off, waiting for shoe's answer. he blinked back the tears he knew were going to come, tilting his throttle up to get him higher. "i-uh, it's- it's fine, i-"
"harvey, i ain't got a lot of time, i ne-i need you to listen." eel's voice wavered, but it was still strong in harvey's ear. he nodded. "m' listenin'."
"monkey to shoe again, are-" "gimme a second, blake?" shoe snapped, maneuvering around the sky as projectiles screamed past him, missing him by mere meters. using the first name in the field was a big no-no, but it made monkey shut up, though shoe could hear him over the comms talking to the other pilots, asking if they had heard shoe as well.
his comms were messed up, he realized; he was supposed to be on a private channel with eel, and it had glitched and made it so only he could hear eel, but the entire squadron-and everyone on the ground, he thought-could hear him.
he drew in a shaky breath. "i'm here, zeke. talk to me."
eel chuckled dryly. "don't go all top gun on me, you'se the one makin it out of here."
harvey's heart seemed to stop, the air around him seeming to compress in and choke him.
"what?"
eel sighed and sniffed, the shuffling from his end telling shoe he was moving his helmet around, wiping tears. "harvey, my engine's blown and we're on enemy territory. i'm miles away from everyone else on orders from boss, it was s'posed to be a sneak attack but they got to you faster than cowboy thought-" "no, do not say what-" harvey interrupted. "harvey liam sellers, will you listen to me for once in your stupidly beautiful life?"
shoe sobbed quietly, watching his radar on his display, praying to any god who might still have love for him that it would pick up anything but the others in the squadron and the MIGs.
"we both knew deep down when we got orders i wasn't coming back from this one." eel sounded surprisingly calm for a guy who was talking about the possibility of his own death. "no, please, you can't do this to me right now, what about-" shoe sniffed, knowing he was arguing with a mind made up.
"ground control to phantom four, are you alright?" it was comforting to hear another familiar voice, the message poker carried not so much. "peachy, ground. i- everything's just kosher." harvey knew he sounded extremely far from fine, and hoped his friends on the ground wouldn't comment.
"your comms seem to be malfunctioning, i'll get saz on that asap, but are you sure-" poker seemed hesitant, like he didn't want to push buttons but was genuinely worried.
"fine, poker." shoe flipped the manual switch to cut comms with ground, before flipping it back on a moment later.
"still there?" he murmured, knowing full well there was at least twenty people besides eel who could hear him if they listened.
"never left, sweetheart." harvey almost started crying at the sound of eel's voice, and the knowledge of what he was going to say next.
"you gotta listen here, harv. you n' i both know i ain't gettin out of here alive-no, do not argue, i know you want to i know, sweetheart-you have to get home to charlie and fia, you gotta-" he swallowed, the sound audible through the headset. "you gotta tell them what happened to me, and tell them-"
the scream of a missile and the unmistakeable sound of an implosion blocked out eel's voice.
harvey's heart stopped.
"eel? eel, are you there? this is phan- phantom four to ra- raven two, are you-" the panic in his head and the pounding in his ears made it nearly impossible to see. he tried to breathe like eel taught him, but his throat seemed intent on making him stutter and practically asphyxiate.
"hoarder to shoe, what is going on? are you alright, do you need backup?" his friend sounded alarmed. for good reason, thought shoe through his panic.
"ground, i ne-i need co-ords on- on raven two, i-i've lost comms with-"
"ah, merde! harv, i'm here!" the sound of eel's voice was garbled, but it was there.
"eel? ezekiel cattaneo, where t-the hell are you? give me your coord-coordinates, i'll be right there." the relief that flooded shoe's body was instantaneous, but short lived.
"no time! they got my other engine, i've put them post on standby and i'm usin' the propellors, but they blasted those too. i think there's three MIGs, but it's hard to tell."
the sounds of the entire rest of the squadron and ground control trying to get shoe's attention faded as he absorbed the information his lover gave him.
"i know i'm goin out, so i'll say this before i die.
"harvey 'shoe' liam sellers, you are the most incredible and amazing soul i have ever had the pleasure of meeting. my life has been so much better since i had you in it, and i know charlie and fia can say the same. i need you to tell the kids i love them, and i need you to remember to take deep breaths when you get overwhelmed, okay? can you do that for me, tesoro?"
"ez, i-i-"
"i love you, you know that? you're the first man i've ever truly believed that i've loved, and the first to have loved me back." eel was clearly out of breath and choked up, but shoe could hear him as clearly as if he was standing next to him, despite the delay on the comms and the static overlaying eel's speech.
"zeke, ple- please, y-you gotta tell me whe- where you are, i can get th- there in t- time i promise, please-" harvey was sobbing. he knew he couldn't reach his lover in time before his engines failed completely, and the risk of hitting the canopy on ejection was so high there was such a slim chance of survival it was almost laughable, if shoe had felt like laughing.
"i love you, ok?" screaming missiles and static filled shoe's ears again.
he sat in shock.
"eel? c'mon, y- you c- can't do thi- this to me, baby, i-i can't..." silence and more static.
"g- ground, y-you got a- a locat- a location o -on raven two?" he muttered, his brain feeling like mush.
"negative, lieutenant."
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robosuta · 2 years
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I know the entire point of charts is to use diagrams to express things WITHOUT using words but oh well
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joannaofarkham · 3 months
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I LAUGHED SO HARD HAHAHAHAHA of course levi has a beef with eren's bakulaw brother 😭 i wonder how and when it started HAHAHAHSHSH
levi always calls zeke bakulaw to weaponize his height against him 🤣 but like zeke in turn calls levi bansot and it's a wonder among their batch that they never got into a fist-fight 🤣 i can't really think of any reason yet as to how levi's dislike to zeke started but the lore could be it all started when levi's mom gave the last piece packet of marie biscuits to zeke when they had a break from playing outside lmaaooo
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meare-hisu · 15 days
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Back to hs castes zeke posting, I wanna know what job he'd have. Well established people are still in his cult thing so it's entirely possible he may still be able to pass as a fully functional member of society with like a good paying job.
I think he'd originally aim to be a doctor even hough he doesn't want to but then would change his mind out of pure spite for grisha. But where does that leave him. In canon he's able to put himself in higher positions of power so that may cross over to the hs castes universe.
Now that I'm typing it out I think I like the idea of him doing something related to news or newspapers idk. He is good persuading at people
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hangeslefteye · 1 year
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Aot boys doing your makeup HCS (REALİSTİC)
I did like one proper HC with girls now I must shitpost because balance ;) HCS for EREN,JEAN,REİNER,PORCO,ZEKE AND LEVİ doing your makeup <3
Eren:
He thinks he's good at makeup just because he sometimes wears eyeliner and acts bold,very bold.But suprise he's clueless,you should have seen it coming when he mistakes your contour stick for a lipstick D: Also very interested in brushes and uses like 6-7 brushes just to 'blend' eyeshadow.Final look will be something like:
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Panda but make it goth D: You better suck it up and go out like this or else he'll be petty af the entire week.
Jean:
I hate to headcanon this but Jean is to type to criticise your fashion/makeup choices even if it's subtly.Thinking he knows it all he'll act overly brave with it but kinda convincing because he can actually name some makeup products other than eyeliner.Eren could never.He will raise your expectations sky high when on it but it wil turn out like:
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He claims this is a sophisticated look for the fashion magazines D: İf you wipe it you are tasteless, periodt.
Reiner:
He doesn't trust himself AT ALL with it.Like get some product on the brush first but no he'll literally brush your face with 0 product on it for minutes xDD Also he's the type to pick nudes and pastels to not to make it too obvious.He isn't knowledgeable at all but since he loves watching you doing your own makeup he picked up one or two things.Tho not much so you got:
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His baking game is no good but he had like 96789565 existential crises while on it and he says you can wipe it but he'll feel horrible if you do :/
Porco:
He thinks makeup is face paint for adult women,can't even name a SİNGLE product D: But willing to do anything for his 'baby' including 'makeup'.He picks the weirdest color combinations possible so, you are lucky if you look like a clown but odds are you will look like you got beaten up in a pride parade D: Also cleans mascara/eyeliner with YOUR spit D: İt's more hygienic this way because D:
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He too would admit that he used his creativity a little too much D: Society's beauty standarts are not ready for this.
Zeke:
During the entire process he acts like a know it all youtube beauty guru and you might think he is acting goofy but suprise he is actually a pro at this??Like which ex taught you???But no this is one of his many weird hobbies and he's just that great.
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Ofc he'll go for a classy doe eyes look xD Just make sure to thank him properly for the masterpiece he created.
Levi:
Another one for the clueless gang but he's the only smart enough person to ask what any product is used for and how he should do it.Considering he's quite handy in anything he does he picks it up fast and with you guiding a little he can pull of a wearable yet simple look such as:
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Afterwards he wants to clean your brushes with bleach,better keep an eye on him.Also Levi is the type to show his love through actions so if he senses you liked what he did, later on he can ask you himself to do your makeup.Of course he gets better and better each time <3
Afternotes:Could you tolerate your fave painting your face?
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brenbofen · 7 months
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im going to give u this
since youve been thirsting over dad bod dottore
..
imagine.
ghost!male!reader.
WHOS A DILF.
BUT ALSO.
ALSO
ALSO-
DILF!GHOSTHUNTER!DOTTORE. :3
WHERE
WHERE HE TRACKS DOWN GHOSTS AND AND
HE DOES THESE LITTLE EXPERIMENTS TO SEE WHAT THEY KNOW AND WONT BACK DOWN EVEN IF HE GETS HURT
OHHH MY GODDD
YES YES YES
Like ur the only ghost that doesn’t run from him. You willingly follow him n let him study you, all cause u can play with his kids,,,single dad ttore,,,,
Most ghosts try n lead him to places that will kill him or scare him but you’re so sweet to him n you correct his research n explain everything you know to him. It’s sooo much easier for him tbh.
He can just stay in his lab (its his garage) with you instead of chasing after a ghost that might try n kill him.
Giving him kisses and he’s just like “touch me again” cause ur so cold. When u touch him it’s kinda like when u get a random chill and he’s so fascinated with it. Dottore squeezing ur hands n letting you be more physically affectionate with him. He says it’s for research but it’s really cause ur really hot n nice to his kids and he likes it when u kiss him.
He loves when u come up behind him and hug him, he physically relaxes in ur arms when ur pressing ur face in his neck.
nsfw under cut,,,
Ghost human sex,,
somethin im putting in a fic for monster luvrs but like temperature play? kinda, just teasing him with ur hands
Wrappin ur hands around his cock or puttin them in hole and Dottore makes the sweetest noises cause ur so cold n the feeling is so unfamiliar.
Fuckin him and he’s practically screaming, ur ghost so ur muscles don’t get tired n you can go at as fast a pace u or him want. I imagine ghosts would have a different texture, kinda like jelly, so he’d probably be like hohh this is so weird when u put your dick in him.
Ohh taking Dottore’s nipples into ur mouth and he moans so loudly cause the stimulation from your cool tongue covering him in some kinda weird mixture of drool n ectoplasm makin his eyes roll back in his head. ectoplasm from ur mouth or dick being like a stimulant n makes ur partner hornier—
Running ur hands over Dottore’s round tummy, hes so full of you n has such a pretty hazy eyed look while he watches u thrust in and out of him.
Dottore learns so much while with you!! Both about ghosts n himself,,
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chrollohearttags · 1 year
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idk I just feel zeke would be the tinder swindler but on steroids. Like he would be a grade A scammer 😭 charming women and stealing their money and taking everything they own right out from under them. But hear me out though: that’s until he runs across (y/n), who’s known for doing the same to rich men and he thinks he’s about to have an easy target. After a one night stand, he finds all his accounts cleared out, jewelry stolen and all he’s left with is a note saying ‘doesn’t feel good to be beat at your own game, does it?” He’d lose his shit I fear.
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oxygenbefore1775 · 8 months
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the end of august - the best time for my brain to come up with summer themed hcs
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old zeke sketch i never finished maybe i’ll redraw it idk
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