#zeke is Gross and Creepy
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❛ i’m so sorry. ❜ for prim zeke 😏😏😏
He’s been watching her a while, too long for his liking. But it’s been difficult to approach her without making his stalking glaringly obvious since she tends to avoid the more busy areas around town. She hasn’t noticed him, yet anyway, and he’d very much like to keep it that way but time is running out and his patience is wearing thin. Takes the fun out of it when he can’t toy with his prey a bit.
She’s been sitting by the cafe – in the outside dining area – for a while now, sipping on her coffee and scrolling through his phone. It’s nearly dusk and the place must be closing soon so he unlocks the door to his truck, shifting in his place in an attempt to stave his anticipation. She’s new so this should be easy. Bump into her and apologize, let his gaze and hand on her shoulder linger a bit while she falls in love at first sight (they always do), make conversation, lie about being new too, offer to explore town a bit together, bring out the fake sob story, and he has her. It’s always worked with the ones dumb enough to fall for it and he’s feeling lucky today.
He places his hand around the door handle when the barista comes around to give her the check. He opens the door as quietly as he can manage before hopping out of his truck, toying a bit with his hair in the mirror before heading down the street. He shoves his hands in the pockets of his jacket and exhales a sigh, picking up his pace a bit when he sees her slinging her purse around her shoulder and standing up. Luckily, she pauses for a moment, fishing around for her wallet and leaving some money on the table for a tip. She turns on her heel to walk out of the wrought iron fence. She hasn’t noticed him yet which he thanks his lucky stars for as he braces himself a bit for impact.
She gasps and he does too as his larger frame crashes into her, nearly knocking her off balance but Zeke catches her before she can fall. She presses her hands into his shoulders for purchase, curling her fists into the thick denim of his jacket. He loosens his grip on her and relaxes a bit before stepping back.
“I’m so sorry about that! Guess I wasn’t paying attention.”
She’s even more gorgeous up close, the falling sun illuminating her eyes into a golden brown and he sees the freckles dusting her features that he’d never noticed before, nor had he noticed the small scar marring her lips. He ignores the slight ache in his chest and flashes her a warm smile, trying to make sure it reaches his eyes. She leans back and brushes her hair out of her face, tucking the orange strands behind her ear. She smiles at him as she takes in his features, though he’s not sure if it’s just to be polite or not. He hopes it’s genuine. He finds it is when she stares at him for just a bit too long. She quickly looks away in embarrassment when he tilts his head a bit, waiting for her reply.
“Oh, no worries! Guess I wasn’t either. Um,” She pauses for a moment, trying to figure out what to say next lest it become awkward between them. “I’m Primrose. What about you?”
She backs up a bit further but sticks out her hand for him to shake. He accepts and notes how soft her skin is and how well her hand fits in his.
“Pretty name, it suits you. Name’s Zeke, nice to meet you.” He releases her hand, though makes sure to slide his fingers across hers before he shoves it back into his pocket, ignoring the way the touch made his breath hitch. “Say, I haven’t seen you around here before. You new?”
Fuck.
Fuck.
That’s not what he’s supposed to say but the words came out like vomit. There has to be something up with her, he’s never fucked this up before. He feels his palms sweat a bit when her expression turns to one of slight confusion when she senses his distress. But she shakes it off and answers his question anyway.
“Uh, yeah. Moved here not too long ago. You been here long?”
He releases a bit of tension at the question, cursing himself for the overreaction. “Oh, not really. Kinda a newbie too, still trying to find some friends. I could, uh, show you around, maybe?”
She bites her lip, smiling a bit as she looks away from him. “Mayyyybe another time. Would rather get to know you a bit before I walk around alone with some strange guy I just met.”
Zeke snorts at that, an unexpected reaction but it works in his favor, he thinks. “Strange, huh?”
“Maybe just awkward then,” She shoots him a wink. “I saw you in your truck a bit before I was done here.”
His eyes widen at that, looking away from her as he scrambles for an excuse. Fuck, he should’ve been more careful. He’ll have to cut this short then. He sighs a bit, checking his back pocket for his knife. It won’t be easy out in the open but he can manage dragging her to his truck. He’s done it before.
“Were you just too scared to come to talk to me or something?” She asks with a smile, a mischievous glint in her brown eyes.
He freezes at that before forcing a smile of his own, hanging his head and letting out a breathy chuckle. “Yeah, guess I was. Didn’t mean to be a creep, sorry about that.”
She laughs a bit too, though he doesn’t miss the slight tension in her expression. He definitely fucked this up.
She looks down, kicking her feet a bit, seemingly contemplating something. “I could give you my number if you promise you’re not a creepy murderer?”
You have nooo idea, dollface.
“And if I am?” He asks, matching her amused expression.
“I could think of worse ways to die,” She replies before fishing around her purse and pulling out a sharpie. “Buuut hopefully, I won’t regret this.”
She uncaps the marker before grabbing his hand, writing down the seven numbers just below his thumb. He notes the small heart she leaves at the end before dropping his hand. She smiles at him once again as she drops the marker back in her purse, he notes the bottle of pepper spray amongst the many other items in the bag when she opens it. Smart girl. How unfortunate for him.
“See ya around, Zeke.” She says before turning on her heel and walking down the street.
He stares at her for a moment. He could easily follow her home and take her from there, though that’d ruin half his fun. Plus, he has time, more time than he previously thought. He’d be willing to entertain a few dates, or at least until she starts to entertain the thought of a relationship, or maybe even fall in love with him, he’ll have to wait and see. Plus, the betrayal in their eyes is always worth it in the end. He wonders how pretty she’d look when she cries and begs for mercy, what her screams would sound like, how long it’d take to break her… Not the time. He sucks in a shaky breath, calming himself before bringing up his hand and putting her number in his contacts.
#i need 2 write for them more ..#mentions of murder kidnapping n torture n shit if that bothers anybody#zeke is Gross and Creepy#anyway thank youuuuu beloved <3#my ocs#zeke#primrose#my writing
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Are you done with those incorrect quotes? I know i'm not! Part 10!
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Levi, after visiting Hange's house: Your house is haunted
Hange: Wait, what? Why?
Levi: You live there
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Floch (about Zeke): Something's not right about him.
Eren: Oh really, what gave him away? The creepy laugh or the evil music?
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Hange: Hmph. I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed...
Zeke: Your mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts
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Zeke: Hmph. The reckless swing of the sword may often be more deadly than the refined stroke of the pen...
Hange: Shut up nerd
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Historia: Based? Based on what?
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Grisha: *nudging Zeke* that should've been you
Zeke: Not now Dad
Grisha: Not asking for a Graphic Designer to help, are they?
Zeke: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Grisha: Why don't you save him as a PDF & see if that helps
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Eren: Dad, what's a forklift?
Grisha: Food, usually.
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Historia: I'm bored
Ymir: You could kiss me.
Ymir: Just sayin'
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Levi: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Hange: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD’d in their own pool. Big difference.
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Historia: By default, my favorite way to win!
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Gabi: Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems.
Gabi: Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.
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Marcel: As your brother and best friend-
Porco: Pieck is my best friend.
Marcel, holding a knife: As your bestest of friends-
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Levi: I love you
Hange: -Sorry what was that?
Levi: I SAID, I'm selling you to the ZOO.
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Sasha: Hey, I just had a thought-...
Gabi: Your parents are gonna be so proud
(Boo. She killed her for the second time!)
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Levi: Do you understand the plan?
Hange, confidently: Yes!
*Levi leaves them*
Hange, turning to the others: Did anyone understan-
Reiner: No
Mikasa: No
Commander Magath: No
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Armin: We need to figure out where Eren took Zeke. If you were him, where would you go?
Hange: Strip club
Mikasa: Titan killing seminar
Hange: Bar
Mikasa: Therapy
Hange: Strip club
Mikasa: Dude you already said that. Why would Eren take his brother to a strip club?
Hange: For the free buffet!
Pieck, pipping in: It is, in any case, very likely that Zeke would take Eren to a strip club. And not just for the free buffet!
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Zeke: Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
Pieck:
Porco: GROSS.
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Reiner: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Marcel: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Porco: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
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Zeke flirting: You can call me what you like, but you should call me yours ;)
Eren flirting: Lets eat the foam from the headrest together
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Zeke: Not to brag or anything but there's no limit to the amount of mass destruction I'm willing to go through with
Levi: See, this is why nobody likes you
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14 yo Pieck: I think I have a crush on Zeke
Porco: Zeke as in Zeke Yaeger?
Pieck: Yes. Thoughts?
Porco: And prayers girl, fucking hell
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*Eren in Paths, barely concealing Ymir Fritz behind himself*
Zeke: Uhhh, watcha got there?
Eren, also holding a smoothie: A smoothie
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Gabi: Have I ever told you how much I love and respect you?
Reiner: We are not stopping at McDonald’s.
Gabi: This is BULLSHIT
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Erwin: Who's the strongest out of your training corps?
Jean: Mikasa
Annie: Mikasa
Eren: Mikasa
Mikasa: Me
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*Gabi looking for something under her bed*
Gabi, pulling out a twenty: Aww, $20. I wanted a peanut!
Pieck: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Gabi: Explain how
Pieck: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
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Pieck, picking up the phone: 911 what's your emergency
Pieck: What do you mean you're being murdered?
Pieck: That's illegal people can't do that
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Commander Magath: *talking about one of their targets for the mission*
Porco, flicking Zeke awake: Hey, it's an important debriefing, pay attention!
Zeke: I don't care about the lore of this idiot
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Hange: *Kicks open the door* PUPPETS!
Levi, looking straight at the camera: And so begins another conversation that will test the limits of my sanity.
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*Mikasa standing in the middle of a dozen Yaegerists, all knocked out or otherwise killed*
Floch, having just arrived on the scene: I should call the alarm for this but honestly that's kinda hot
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Zeke: PORCO YOU BITCH! GET IN HERE!
Porco: Wha?
Zeke: *points to trashcan* What’s THIS?
Porco: Uh, my leftover fries.
Zeke: Mhm, yes. And WHY are they in the fucking trash can?!
Porco: Cuz I was done?
Zeke: OH PLEASE. IT’S LIKE YOU DONT KNOW ME. I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT.
Porco: OH YEAH, YOU SON OF A BITCH?!
Zeke: YEAH. AND I AM A SON OF A BITCH, FOR THE FUCKING RECORD.
Gabi, screaming too: I WANNA JOIN YOUR FUCKING CUSS CONTEST!
Reiner: >:(
Porco: >:(
Commander Magath: >:(
Zeke: *proud*
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Reiner, exasperated: Do you just like arguing for arguing's sake?
Sasha, who has been arguing multiple contradictory points: no!?
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Gabi: I missed you
Falco: It's been, like, an hour.
Gabi: Tell me about it!
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Annie: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
Armin: Wh-
Annie: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!
Armin: Why are you screaming?!
Annie: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!
Armin:
Annie: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!
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Armin: The Ocean is a Soup.
Eren:
Eren: Do elaborate.
Armin: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Eren: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetables, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Armin: *nods along*
Eren: The Ocean is a Soup.
Armin: The Ocean is a Soup.
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Eren: *screams in rage so hard he tears his own vocal chords*
Mikasa: *gets caught up in the Killing and Maiming and then slips and falls in a blood puddle*
Armin, tearing up: You two are so perfect for each other. Please never get anyone else involved.
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Mikasa: Where's Eren?
Reiner: Don't worry, I'll find him
Reiner, shouting: MIKASA SUCKS!!
Eren, in the distance: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT
Reiner: found him.
Mikasa: I should be offended, but honestly I'm kinda impressed
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Commander Magath: Did you take out Queen Historia as I requested?
Reiner: Queen Historia has been taken out, yes.
Commander Magath: Great jo-
Reiner: It was a great restaurant.
Reiner: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Reiner: I proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.
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Zeke, He's Also There For Some Reason: So do I have to give you the shovel talk now?
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Sasha: Appartment "complex"? I actually find it quite simple.
Gabi: And that's why you deserved to get shot.
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Mikasa: Dad I'm hungry
Grisha: Hi Hungry I'm Dad
Mikasa: Stop that! It's been 10 hours, I'm not joking!
Grisha: Well no, you're Hungry!
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Marcel: We got the torture labyrinth tomorrow
Annie: What?
Marcel: We gotta get tortured for eternity tomorrow
Annie: Ohhhh
Annie: Okay
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Sasha: How do I make my date with Niccolo romantic?
Connie: I don't know, try being mysterious?
*Later*
Niccolo: So, where are we going?
Sasha: None of your fucking business.
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Reiner: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Mikasa: Nope, absolutely not.
Zeke: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Connie: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Annie: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Porco: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Hange: Am I in trouble?
Erwin: I'm gonna give you three guesses, Hange.
Hange: No!
Erwin:
Hange: No?
Erwin:
Hange: ...No?
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Levi: You tried to make the trainees go "explore" into Bean's throat "for science", for God's sake. What could possibly make you think you're not in trouble?!
Hange: Hey! They probably wouldn't have died! Moblit was holding the rope real tight!
Levi: How much time has that poor kid been assigned to you for, too? At this point I'm wondering if he's a masochist or has just worked retail before.
Hange:
Levi: In any case, he probably shouldn't be allowed to continue. But hey, we're a bit too understaffed to care. Send him my condoleances when he inevitably goes insane.
Hange: You're not even gonna bother to do it yourself?
Levi: No.
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Levi: They're re-running "Hell's Kitchen" episodes on Sundays
Levi: Consider me booked for the foreseeable future
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Zeke, lying: Why would I lie
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Porco, trying to find out who to advise they send as a negociator: Is Zeke even good with his tongue?
Pieck: *raising her eyebrows very unequivocally*
Porco: Put those back down! Okay, I get it.
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Gabi: Is she stupid?
Connie: Yes, but she prefers to be called Sasha.
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Mikasa: Customer spilt pickle juice on the floor today
Eren: HOW
Eren: YOU WORK AT AN ART STORE
Mikasa: She brought her own
Eren: WHAT
Hange: *sipping her pickle juice while watching tv* My spidey sense is tingling.
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Historia: It's ok to ask for help
Armin: You're not a burden
Annie: Murder is okay
Reiner: Your feelings matter
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*15+ years into the future*
Unknown number: I'm moving and found a black machete under my bed. Is it yours?
Gabi: Who is this?
Zofia: Zofia, from military school
Gabi: Bro I ain't even talked to you in 6 years and this is how you get in touch 💀
Zofia: Well you're the only person I can think of that might leave a machete at my house
Gabi: Wait is it a Ka-bar?
Zofia: Hold on i'll check
Zofia: Yes.
Gabi: Okay yeah that's mine
Gabi: How have you not looked under your bed in six years??
Zofia: I feel like that's really not the most important question here
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Marcel: Any advice before we go to the Devils' island, War Chief?
Zeke: Don’t wet yourself in public.
Marcel: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!
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Armin: Try to see things from Historia's perspective. She must be really heartbroken by you leaving her.
Eren: From her perspective?
Eren: *crouches down*
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Niccolo: I got you shrimp fried rice!
Sasha:
Sasha: You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?!
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Gabi: Did Falco just tell me he loves me ?
Colt: Yeah, he did.
Gabi: And did I just do finger guns back?
Colt: Yeah, you did.
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*Gabi has failed something*
Levi: What happened?
Gabi, tearing up: I don't know...
Levi: Don't worry, don't worry, look, I'm here to help you. Please don't get upset. Hey! Don't worry!
*The 104th have failed their mission*
Levi: Listen, listen, listen, LISTEN.
Levi, pointing at Jean: Fuck off.
Levi, pointing at Sasha: Fuck off
Levi, pointing at Mikasa: You're on thin fucking ice.
Levi, pointing at Reiner: Fuck off!
Levi, pointing at Eren: Fuck off!!
Levi: *To all* GET OUT!
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Eren: Not knowing about Greek Mythology is my Achilles' Horse.
Armin, visibly shaking: Eren.
Eren: Uh oh, I've really opened a Pandora's Labyrinth here haven't I
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Professor Smith: Okay, who can answer Question 4?
Annie: 45
Mikasa: Ugh, I got 38
Professor Smith: What?
Sasha: I answered that the mitochondria was the powerhouse of the cell.
Connie: My answer was North America
Jean: North what?
Eren: Mine was this drawing of my childhood dog Tonny, who got tragically driven over by a cart at the tender age of 7 months old.
Professor Smith: This is a geology class.
Armin: And question 4 was a true or false question.
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Zeke, telling the story of the battle of Shiganshina: ...And then I escaped, unscathed!
Pieck: You were bleeding from so many parts of your body you were practically a cloud of steam.
Zeke: Okay, fine, I was a little scathed.
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*Sasha works as a McDonalds employee*
Colt, entering the store: Hello I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese
Sasha: Sorry, we only take cash or credit.
Manager Magath: can i talk to you real quick
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Bertholt: You know small animals are more vicious than larger ones. it's because they have less room to bottle up their anger.
Reiner: Okay, good theory, give me one example.
Bertholt: Wasps, spiders…
Zeke: Annie
Annie, offended: Bitch!
Zeke: See!
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Grisha: Listen, Mr Tough Guy, your fists aren’t gonna get you out of every problem.
Eren: I figured, so I got a knife.
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Reiner: Yesterday, I overheard Gabi saying, “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Zeke replying, “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
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Eren: Armin, this is Annie, the girl who kicked my ass into the dust yesterday. Annie, this is Armin, he's a nerd.
Armin: That's pretty.
Annie: What?
Armin: Your name, you have a pretty name
Eren: *snorts*
Armin: What? I said exactly what you told me to about girls, Eren!
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Armin: I think I have a crush on Annie
Mikasa: *gasps*
Mikasa: Why am I gasping? I already knew that.
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Court Magician (Hange wearing a fake mustache): I can make anything disappear
Historia: *holding cup* Do it to my tea
Hange: *waves hand* Done.
His oria: *holding cup* It didn't work
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Floch: I just... I’m terrible at expressing myself, ok?
Eren: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Floch: Yes, but my actions are also terrible.
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Zeke: I don't think it's fair that women have an excuse, once a month, to act irrationally angry, when the rest of us have to keep it together all the time!
Annie: You're irrationally angry 365 days a year!
Zeke: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??
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Pieck: Hey, she has a good point. Why are you always so god dang happy on the 29th of february?
Zeke: It's the anniversary of my parents' deportation.
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Sasha and Niccolo: *making out on the couch*
Niccolo: Wanna take this to the bedroom?
Sasha: Sure
*They get up*
Sasha: *starts lifting the couch*
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Zeke: Eren, you're getting older now, it's time for you to start acting your own age.
Mikasa: *running past them* The floor is lava!
Zeke: *standing on the sofa* HAHA YOU LOSE EREN!
Eren: I just-
Grisha: *on top of the fridge* No, Eren, you know the rules. You lose.
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Falco: *Throwing himself on Colt's bed, blushing* I have a crush
Colt: It's always a crush, never a job
Falco: I'm twelve??
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Eren: Damn, this escape room is hard
Zeke: Eren? We're in jail.
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Grisha: Can you boys believe this all started with a family dinner?
Zeke: Honestly, I'm better right here.
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Colt: Where's Gabi?
Pieck: Doing stuff.
Colt: Don't like the sound of that. Reiner?
Pieck: Trying to stop her from doing stuff.
Colt: What about Falco?
Pieck: Stopping Reiner from stopping Gabi.
Colt: ... you?
Pieck: I'm distracting you so you don't try to stop Falco.
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Eren: You’re giving me a sticker?
Hange: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying, “me-WOW”
Eren: I am not a preschooler.
Hange: Fine, I'll take it back then.
Eren, practically hissing: I earned this. back off.
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Zeke: What day is today?
Pieck: It's our marriage anniversary.
Zeke: Wrong answer!
Pieck: *sigh* It's the day during which we remember that we are the best couple out there.
Zeke: We are!
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Gabi: Pieck, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
Pieck: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest.
Gabi:...
Gabi: Annie how do I-
Annie: Brick.
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Levi: Eren needs new clothes
Hange: What’s wrong with the ones he has now? I bought them for him.
Levi: Yeah, exactly.
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*Eren and Zeke are fighting*
Pieck: Is someone going to stop them? They’re going to hurt each other!
Porco: I think they’re okay
*Zeke slams Eren into the ground*
Porco: They’re fine
*Eren putting Zeke in a chokehold*
Pieck: We need to stop them!
Porco: They’re fine, Pieck. This is how siblings fight.
*Zeke pulls out a knife*
Pieck: What the f-
*Eren bites his hand*
Porco: It’s normal for siblings to fight. Marcel once chased me with an axe
Pieck: An axe??
Porco: Mhm. But that was only after I pushed him through a window
Pieck:
Porco, defensively: It was on the first floor! He just sprained his ankle.
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Reiner: Oh, and one last thing. Stay out of trouble!
Gabi: Not my strong suit.
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Flight attendant: Now, before we take off, please ensure that all small items are secured.
Zeke: *looks over at Historia*
Historia: What?
Zeke, whispering: Do you feel safe?
Historia: I will hit you.
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Commander Magath: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!
Connie: How else would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
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Hange: Maybe once, try to see things my way !
Levi: Well, your way is crazy. And illegal.
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Gabi: Mom, help! There's a monster under my bed, and it's really ugly!
Reiner, on the bottom bunk: Hey!
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Rod Reiss: No one loves me! :(
Historia:
Eren:
Alma:
The people who he ruled for years and did not help one iota:
The ghost of Frieda:
The ghost of Uri Reiss:
The ghost of his wife:
The ghost of Ymir Fritz:
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Pieck: When I was a kid, I tried to form a gang
Reiner: Wow, how did it go?
Pieck: It turned into a book club.
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Bertholt: I heard you ask for cookies, so I made you some!
Annie: Well I'm not hungry anymore.
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Mikasa: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult.
Connie: Armin is 70% of your impulse control and you know this.
Armin: I feel like Mikasa is the more responsible one of us two though.
Mikasa: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Armin: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.
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Eren: Saving the Eldians, freeing the world, this is such an important and difficult mission... Dad, what if I flop?
Grisha: Oh, my darling, what if you slay?
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Sasha, squinting: Armin, what are you doing?
Armin: Eating chocolate pudding
Sasha: It's four in the morning, why are you eating chocolate pudding?
Armin, hands shaking: Because I've lost control of my life
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Armin: I'll remind you that you too are up in the kitchen at 4 am. What are YOU doing here?
Sasha: I took a break from sleeping to get a snack.
Armin:
Sasha: I know what it looks like, but in my case that's just regular behavior. I get sad if I don't have my 3 am PB & J sandwich
Armin: It's 4 am
Sasha: Whatever. I've got a stomach, not a clock down there.
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Hange, up too now: What are you guys doing up?
Armin, loudly: JESUS, can't a guy have a mental breakdown in PEACE?!
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Sasha, after Armin went to lock himself in the bathroom to scream away: So, what are you doing up that early?
Hange: *says something so absolutely, uniquely unhinged the author couldn't possibly dare to transcribe it to this here web page*
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Connie: Defend my thesis? Like, with a sword?
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Zeke: Yeah, some of my clothes are from my enemies.
Zeke: Sometimes you kill some bastard and then go, "Ooh those are some nice pants!"
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Gabi: If we grew up together, would we have snuck out?
Falco: I snuck out once for like 30 minutes. I got so scared that I ran back home and hid in bed.
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Historia: Have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way but everything is just so cool. I mean look at Ymir. She’s beautiful, talented, caring even when she doesn't say it and cool but I would never like her that way.
Ymir: *smiles softly at Historia*
Historia: Oh.
Historia: Oh no
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Reiner, blinking: Bert, why are we lying on the ground?
Bertholt: You got beat up by Annie and knocked unconscious.
Bertholt: I laid next to you so people would think we were just chilling.
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Mikasa: Historia says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
Ymir: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers
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Ymir: I don't "struggle with same-sex attraction", I'm actually very good at it.
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Also Ymir: Need to kiss a girl or I'll die
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Yeah, Historia isn't really the kind to respond "I will hit you" to something someone said. But, you know? Maybe Zeke triggers some sort of Cain instinct in her. That makes total sense to me. The guy's very punchable.
Masterpost
Bonus of an alternative version of this one:
Yelena: We need to figure out where Levi took Zeke. If you were him, where would you go?
Floch: Strip club
Eren: Titan killing seminar
Floch: Bar
Eren: Cleaning personel convention
Floch: Strip club
Eren: Dude you already said that. Why would Levi take his arch-enemy to a strip club?
Floch: For the free buffet!
#eren yaeger#aruani#floch forster#levi ackerman#pieck finger#aot#aot incorrect quotes#attack on titan#klm-zoflorr
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I Decided to Do This for Zekina Even Though No One Asked Me To. I’m Gonna Answer All of Them Whether You Like It or Not!
OTP HC Questions
🌈 - What were their first impressions of each other?
Tina - She thought he was an annoying, loud, obnoxious, gross obstacle to Jimmy Jr.'s affection.
Zeke - Thought she was creepy, weird, and a goody two shoes. Despite that, he still thought she was overall a nice girl and still considered her a friend. Even with her flaws, Zeke knew that Tina was a girl worth hanging around.
☀️ - Did they both want children/How many children did they want?
Both want children but the amount of children is a whole different story. Tina initially thinks 1 or 2 will be enough, meanwhile, her eyes immediately widen when she hears Zeke say 4.
He wants one child per arm between the two of them to form the ultimate group hug. A very cute dream, but Tina tries to make him see reason because she knows how much her mom and dad struggled with 3 children, even if their home was always full of love.
Zeke ends ups getting what he wants in the end because they have a VERY healthy marriage.
🐬 - Who made the first move?
Technically it was Zeke since he made that declaration of marriage in "Midday Run" and the rest of the time he is just him waiting for Tina to make the next move. Though he probably tries to subtly make the first move again so Tina can get the message that he was serious the first first time.
🌹 - Who initiated the first kiss?
Tina. Whether if the "Hormoniums" end credits are canon or not, Tina gave the first kiss regardless. Zeke is the king of consent (at least when it comes to kissing, not so much for the consent of poo being at random places in school XD) and wouldn't initiate a kiss unless he's absolutely sure Tina's okay with it.
🥀 - Do they both get jealous?
Zeke is definitely not the jealous type, even when he finally has her. He spent years longing for Tina to see him like he sees her only to be outshined by his best friend or the next long-necked, tall boy with a nice butt and endearing accent every, stinkin' time. He knew he wasn't entitled to her feelings and that he was not her type anyway. So there's no use in getting angry over Tina being happy with someone else because her happiness is more important than her being with him.
Tina originally did have jealous tendencies but her morals always overcame her jealousy. That was mostly when she was pining for Jimmy Jr. because he didn't help relieve her own insecurities which bred her jealousy. Now that she's with someone, who in her mind is basically a saint for how long he waited for her, in spite of herself, she's all the more motivated to eliminate any jealousy she could have. She's with someone who she can absolutely trust, so she has no reason to get jealous.
Still, anxiety is a witch and she slips back into jealous tendencies. Nothing a little conversation can't fix though. Even so, Tina still can't help but feel guilty for feeling jealous because of how much stronger Zeke is about it in comparison to her.
😒 - Do they get jealous easily?
Zeke trusts Tina too much to get jealous easily.
Unless something specifically triggers her anxiety and insecurities, Tina doesn't get jealous easily. As long as she's brave enough to talk about it with Zeke she'll be fine.
😚 - When one gets sick, what does the other do?
Zeke becomes a full-blown nursing home nurse when Tina is sick. Tina finds it very sweet, but it can get a bit annoying and - WHAT THE HECK, GET THAT BED PAN AWAY FROM ME ZEKE!
She appreciates it but sometimes a girl just needs her sleep.
Meanwhile, Tina has considered strapping Zeke to the bed when he's ill because he refuses to let being sick stop him from going about his day. She pulls him by the ear back to bed because she refuses to carry him back to bed when he's passed out on the ground because he rather be a stubborn idiot than admit he's sick.
Laying in bed and not being able to do anything is his personal hell. Even though he hates being useless, deep down he appreciates all that Tina does for him and loves all the love she is showing him.
Tina knows how much Zeke hates being still and having nothing to do, so she tries to bring stuff to the bed that will help stimulate his brain but not exert too much energy. She also stays with him for a bit until he either falls asleep or is distracted enough for her to continue to do the daily tasks.
👉 - Who is better at giving directions?
As confirmed in "The Bleakening" every one of the Belcher family is bad with directions, including Tina. So Zeke is the one that saves the day on that front.
😊 - Where do they want to go on vacation?
Tina wants to go to Paris, France to fulfill that wish she made in "Comet-y of Errors".
Zeke is a simple guy and would have fun wherever he goes with Tina. However, he thinks it would be cool to do a road trip across the states at least once in his life. Though if you had to twist his arm about it he probably would say either Brazil or Japan.
🍁 - How was their first kiss?
Best 2 seconds of Zeke's life and he couldn't wait for the end of the world again just so Tina would kiss him again. Or if you subscribe to the spin the bottle being their first kiss. Zeke was so excited about how smoothly their first kiss went that he opened his eyes immediately just to see how Tina would react to it.
🐕 - Who is the most affectionate?
Zeke hands down. There's not much need to explain with that one because you can see how affectionate he is with just his friends in the show. Tina is very affectionate too but sometimes she feels insecure about how Zeke is so much more so than she is. She loves the affection she gets but she doesn't want to be a selfish lover and wants to be able to give as much as she takes.
❄️ - Who worries about the other the most?
Despite his low impulse control, Zeke is the one that worries more about Tina and not the other way around. With all the crazy shenanigans she and her family get herself into whether intentionally or not, it's no wonder he worries more. Though he tries to mask his worry because he doesn't want to freak people out by showing he's freaking out.
🕸 - What does one do that scares the other?
Finding out that Tina thrashed in her sleep scared the crap out of him at first. Thankfully, Tina woke up before he thought to call an ambulance and explained it. Zeke laughed it off in relief after that scare. He holds her in his arms while sleeping now and that stops her thrashing. He doesn't care if it makes his arm fall asleep, as long as he doesn't have to see or hear her flopping around like a dying fish.
Other than that, the danger she somehow finds herself in scares him as well. He would want nothing more than to always be near Tina just to be able to carry her away bridal style away from the danger.
His lack of impulse control combined with his tendency to sacrifice himself for the greater good is something that Tina admires but also something that pisses her off and scares her. Would it kill him to think a little and come up with a plan with her before he runs off to sacrifice himself!?
🐇 - Who wants to cuddle the other longer in the morning?
Zeke and he's an absolute baby about it if he doesn't get a little cuddle time before fully waking up. Normally Tina wouldn't mind, but sometimes you're in a hurry and you just have to deal with it like an adult.
🍀 - Who is better at comforting?
I think both are equally good at comforting each other but maybe Zeke is a bit better because of how immediately affectionate he is.
🥄 - Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon?
Pretty obvious but Zeke's big spoon and Tina's little spoon.
🍭 -What are their nicknames for each other?
Along with the nicknames he already has for her, Zeke also calls her sweet t, darlin', baby, hon, t cake, t cups, Tina turn on, cinny buns, and starshine (this one is probably too cute for Zeke to say but who cares Tina likes stars and I like this one the most)
Tina isn't really good at coming up with good nicknames, so she just leaves them for Zeke. She likes calling him by his full first name Ezekiel every now and then when the mood is right though that's the opposite of a nickname.
🔥 - Who realized they were interested in who first?
Zeke. A part of him always felt sort of drawn to Tina but he didn't really realize he had a crush on her until after "Tina and the Real Ghost"
🥂 - How was their first date?
It started out as a cute, little picnic date at the park. Then Zeke tried to cap off the date with a nice row boat ride in the park lake. He even brought an acoustic guitar with him to play a tune on the water (choose whatever acoustic song you want but this is my placeholder song https://open.spotify.com/track/5erH5r100PHxQGTWNUrxqo?si=0ab5c826a4244187 ). Unfortunately, things go bad in the middle of his song when he feels pain in his stomach. He's been ignoring and pushing away his nerves all day and thanks to the spicy pasta salad he made for Tina and himself, it's finally biting him in the butt.
The pain becomes so great that he doesn't even bother to row back to shore. He immediately out of the boat, jumps into the water, makes his good jeans soaking wet, and runs to the nearest bathroom. All of that left Tina confused and worried as she rows back to dry land by herself.
She uses her intuition and detective skills to figure out that Zeke probably went to the bathroom and is pleased with herself that she got it right on the first try. As for Zeke, his butt is on fire and the fact that Tina found him so soon is making his pain so much worse.
From the outside, Tina asks through the door if Zeke is okay. Knowing that Tina is coming from a place of concern, he admits that he has stress diarrhea and he's been ignoring it all day until now. He didn't want to admit to himself that he was nervous and wanted to remain confident and believe he had everything prepared.
Unfortunately, his body betrayed him in the worst way possible. For once he wanted to be more than the trailer trash people think he is. Not that he cares what people think but he wanted to prove to himself that he could romance it with the best of them. He wanted so bad Tina to see him the way he sees her.
No matter what he does though, he can't avoid the Zeke up looking right at him. Tina immediately reassures him that this isn't the first time she dealt with stress diarrhea and it won't be the last. She also tells him that she knew what she was getting into when she gave Zeke a shot. He may not be the kind of guy she usually goes for, but surprisingly she finds that she's okay with that. She's not sure how she'll feel in the future but she likes where things are going. More importantly, she likes him, a lot, diarrhea and all.
Zeke is reminded why he loves that girl and tries to salvage what's left of their date. Once he puts on the emergency shorts he keeps in his truck, they decide to spend the rest of their time at the touch tank aquarium. Zeke is disappointed that they don't have any tiny sharks or sting rays to touch but still enjoys his time with Tina. They got tacos later after they had their fill of touching fish and kissing.
Overall, it's definitely one of the better dates Tina has had over the years.
🎉 - How did they propose?
Zeke does a Frankenstein/Zombie-themed proposal in the cemetery during Halloween.
🖐 - Who can’t keep their hands to themself?
Zeke of course, his love language is physical touch. So not being able to have his arms around Tina or even simply holding her hand when he needs it (which is almost always) is torture to him.
Tina isn't as touchy as Zeke is but never protests when he initiates it and loves every moment of it. When she does initiate though, it's much more intimate and surprises Zeke in a good way, such as when she gives him a good slap on the butt or has her fingers graze his muscles for example.
🍥 - Who was (insert character)’s first crush?
Tina's is Jimmy Jr., which I don't even need to say but oh well.
Who knows with Zeke. The most we get from his past before Wagstaff is the implication that he had no idea how to deal with girls he had a crush on, so he pushed them to the ground. I'm sure this is something he regrets constantly. He definitely would have issues talking about his behavior before Wagstaff in detail because he doesn't like to think about how much of a jerk he was. He may be a troublemaker in Wagstaff but at least he's not a bully anymore.
✈️ - How do they celebrate anniversaries?
Zeke spends a lot of time making the perfect romantic dinner. Tina sets up fun bedroom activities for later (maybe she gets inspired by some of the erotic stories she made or read idk). They either do a nice sunset walk or horse ride on the beach (I headcanon that she eventually gets her horse farm so she can make her horse-riding beach dreams a reality).
Probably on some anniversaries he brushes up on his guitar skills and plays her an acoustic cover to one of the songs she loves or heck sings her some original songs if he had the time prior to compose one. Zeke is impossible to buy a gift for but she still tries to give him something thoughtful to show she cares.
Some years they might keep it simple by giving each other thoughtful cards, ordering a pizza, and spending all day watching movies as well as cuddling on the couch or when they realize what's on tv sucks they just make out until commercials come on and they look for something better.
Whether the gestures be big or small they'll still love each other through it all.
🐀 - Who steals the covers?
Despite Zeke being the one that takes up the most space in bed, Tina is the blanket thief. It is caused by the thrashing moving the sheets around so much. Zeke is usually a heavy sleeper so he doesn't normally notice. He keeps a spare blanket stashed under his side of the bed just in case though.
💤 - Who falls asleep first?
Zeke and Linda are both gifted with the ability to fall asleep super fast that Tina and Bob both envy.
⭐️ - Who is a morning person?
Tina mostly is by force of habit due to working at her dad's restaurant for years. Though, she sometimes fails at being a morning person when she accidentally pulls an all-nighter because inspiration struck her at the worst possible time.
🌙 - Who is a night person?
Zeke and Tina are both night people but more so Zeke. Zeke hates getting up early and needs to stay in bed snuggling with Tina for a bit before he's ready to start the day. Sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night to find that Tina is in the zone again. When that happens he groggily carries her to bed, embraces her to get her comfortable for slumber, and reminds her she needs her rest darn it.
🥞 - Which one makes breakfast?
Tina tries to split breakfast duty with Zeke because she wakes up earlier than him. Zeke mostly does it though because even though Tina wakes up earlier than him, he is very clingy in the morning and it is nearly impossible to escape his grasp. The man needs his t cuddles before getting up. Zeke likes to get creative with breakfast while when Tina makes breakfast she keeps it basic with pancakes, eggs, and bacon or really simple with just cereal on those days they are both in a rush.
🍰 - Which one bakes/cooks?
Zeke. Tina tries to share the work but Zeke insists because he loves doing it. Tina is not a bad cook, Zeke is just better and Tina is okay with this.
💋 - Who is more rough with the kissing stuff?
Tina, she's a very intimate person when it comes to kissing. Zeke is gentle with Tina because he's hyper-aware of his strength and doesn't want to hurt her. So, especially when in the mood, Tina is rougher with kissing to communicate to Zeke that she's giving him permission to be at least as rough as she's being. She's not always rough though and enjoys gentle kisses too.
🌺 - Do they send cutesy or grossly sweet/romantic texts to each other?
Yes, absolutely. They are the kind of couple that spends hours saying goodbye when texting. Sending each other memes, videos, or cute pictures just to have an excuse to stay in the chat longer.
💐 - Is one more protective than the other?
Both are equally protective of each other. Though it's more hilarious with Tina because of her being in front of Zeke, who is bigger than her as she threatens to punch the person that was mean to Zeke again and again and again and again and again and again and again. Zeke just tries to de-escalate the situation by simply carrying her away from the situation as she says her agains.
With Zeke, it takes a much more serious tone. Tina simply tries to get him to not go overboard while she's behind him for protection and comfort. Tina is not used to seeing Zeke look so pissed off. It's very intimidating in a scary but sexy way, much to her surprise.
☔️ - How do they make up after a fight?
They give each other some alone time to blow off steam and think about all that was said. They come back to each other to immediately apologize, cuddle it out, and Zeke assures Tina that she means the world to him and that nothing has changed about that or something along those lines. (since her love language is words of affirmation. At least I think it is? I may be just projecting my love language onto Tina because it makes sense for her character. XD Though my love language is a tie between quality time and words of affirmation so I guess make what you want out of that. It's hard when you kin a character so much and you unintentionally project aspects of yourself onto a character and you're not sure if it's even based on canon evidence even after seeing the character for so long. XD)
Finally! All done! I hope you enjoy reading the answers you never asked for! lol
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Block Him! (2022) by Kajsa Gordan and Sofia Nordin
I like Sofia Nordin books so picked this one blindly. Maybe this is a series surrounding a character named Zeke because of the huge name on the cover? But this book is confusingly not about him, but told from the eyes of his girlfriend Mona. Zeke works at a hotel and Mona is invited to temporarily jump in as a substitute for some extra cash. Her work area is the private pool rooms, where she serves beer and towels for the visitors. When she serves two drunk men who's in their 40's - she's 16 - one of them get really really attached and think her polite customer service is flirting.
This man starts showing up outside the hotel even after he and his friends checked out. He even shows up outside her high school, and eventually gets a hold of her cellphone number. He's super creepy!! Zeke is NO help, instead he gets annoyed and paranoid that Mona is having a secret relationship with this "older man", like dude gross.
She eventually is able to prove that she only continue to be polite towards this man because she's scared of how he will react. He could get violent since he seem unstable. The teenage couple finds another girl who has been harassed by this exact man too, and the trio start stalking him back. They find out he has a normal married family life, with children of his own! But they also notice that he has a secret boat, where he runs off to hide like a "man cave". One night they see him lure a young girl to his boat to "show her something cool", and she's too shy to say No.
When the trio breaks into the boat, the man has already started to undress the distressed girl and they save her. I can't remember if they decides to call the police or just run away but it ends with them celebrating their heroic bravery!
Definitely could relate to this story of having to be polite because of professional policy and how some men take this as some invitation to flirt. Very stressful! Least favorite character in this book was Zeke, he was so unsupportive when Mona needed him the most. She had to fight for her own safety AND the image set upon her by her loved ones! I felt so sorry for her, scary. 3/5 stars.
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The Liminal Zone (2022) by Junji Ito
Four short horror manga stories made for "Line Manga App" i think as a collaboration? Even so, Ito continues to write and draw interesting stories despite his long long long creative career, one would worry he would run out of ideas! A woman is unable to stop crying and in search for a cure, she and her boyfriend stumble upon a hidden village where all the female inhabitants are constantly crying. This is because they are connected to the souls of weeping deceased. Our MC woman is shedding a ridiculous amount of tears, and is taken to the body of the village weeping queen. Upon her presence the rotten body of the queen start flooding of ghost tears, until it's completely turned to mush. Horrified by this, the boyfriend drag his girlfriend away from the village. However, weeks go by and she still can't stop crying. They break up and eventually she die of exhaustion. Her body keeps crying and during her funeral ceremony, the weeping women comes and steal her body away to bring to their village.
The next story is about another straight couple also traveling. These two are to find a suitable spot to take their own lives together, since the male is dying of cancer. But to their surprise, they witnesses a forest phenomenon, where a white light suddenly merges from a cave and shoots through a line of trees. Completely smoothing the trees down with friction like a lean naked bunch of woods. Since the man is dying anyway, he decided to jump into the mysterious windy river next time it shows. Horrified the gf watches and later find her bf in one of the trees, looking healthier. Smoother. His cancer (along with his clothes) has been frictioned off by "licking souls" that pass by rapidly. The girlfriend is starving and decides to return to the city while the man stays to continuously jump into the now called "soul river". Next time she returns, her bf is now thin and long like one of the frictioned down trees. He has a new friend who also came to kill himself but now been frictioned down. The girlfriend decides to jump into the river too, but unlike the others she flows with the river back to the cave. The smooth bf and his friend enters the cave for the first time, only to be met by serval disfigured humans and learn there hasn't been souls pacing by, but a bunch of suuuper thin humans flying/running a lap, licking their way frenetically.
Third story is about a catholic boarding school for girls where the only male priest is a pedo and his mistress is actually a witch that can turn people into salt? I honestly don't get it.
The last story is about a young man who's dreams been walking the streets in perspective of a murderer. In his dream he can see POV killing people in alleys, only to learn the next day they actually happened. Then things start to appear in his apartment that links him to the murders? He ask his family to keep an eye on him if he's sleepwalking, but turns out he doesn't - but the dreams and murders still happen! He later figures out a serial killer has connected his mind to his and been planting evidence in his apartment to make him believe he's the murderer? Really really weird, i don't get it and i can't remember how it ended. I think the murderer just died or something....
Overall feeling was alright, not too spooky! 3/5 stars
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personal thoughts//Zelo art
In case people are wondering why there’s not more overt Zeke/Lilo content-
I have a lot of ideas for Zeke/Lilo art, especially since I’ve really been practicing tons lately when it comes to drawing people. But the thing is, I know for a fact there’s a small handful of people out there who take my LCD art and specifically my Zeke/Lilo art and they make it into a fetish.
A fetish. A children’s cartoon. With a nobody’s OC.
A lot of these people are actually polite and harmless on the surface, but it’s been 14 years now and they’ve all revealed the real reason behind their innocent Zelo questions/requests: They fetishize teen Lilo and her relationship with Zeke. And it grosses me out and I don’t like it. And it starts to feel like any time anyone asks about Zeke or Lilo, or Zeke and Lilo, or anything to do with Lilo’s College Days, they don’t actually care about the story or the characters. They just want more fetish fuel for their imaginations.
It’s been 14 years of this for me. I want to draw Zeke and Lilo all the time. Sometimes I do, and I never post it, because I don’t want people fetishizing it and turning it into something I never intended for it to be. Not everyone who takes an interest in Zelo is like this, I’m sure, but the majority is, from what I’ve experienced. Now I don’t even like Zelo as much as I did 14 years ago because these people won’t stop. Two days ago I got another fetish request involving Lilo (my favorite character in the franchise) and Zeke (my own OC). It makes me not want to draw them. It makes me not want to post what I do draw.
I want to draw them doing cute couple-y things! I want to post those drawings and have it be fluffy, innocent content, good clean fun, but if I do that, I get the creepy feeling people will take it and save it on their devices and use it for their fetishes. And that sucks. You guys can ask questions about this if you don’t understand or just need more info, but. It’s a subject I’ve hinted at several times now. It just doesn’t END-
I’ve been working on this silly little ship for over a decade. I created Zeke when I was in junior high. And I want to share my ideas with the L&S fandom, but not like this. I don’t know. It’s discouraging.
So. Poop.
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https://youtu.be/EPGEzXuTg4s
“Ok. Put on your listening ears for five minutes
Got them on? Good. Now just listen
Long ago, there lived a man
His name was Carlo, and he ran
An ancient theater where his daughter was the star”
There was a friend group,
Where they were one of the original people
“With me?
Karla's the star, yeah
No! His daughter's name is
Esmerelda, and she's famous
People come to hear her sing from near and far
Got it. Good”
They were and are very appreciated
But not shown it very well/much
“Now, there's a rumor going round
That in the tunnels underground
There lives
Wait, I know, can I guess?
Sure, if you can
A mysterious phantom! Me! Right?
Right, well, mostly
But the twist is that this ghostly
Evil presence isn't monster, but man”
A new person entering through dating-
The one that shouldn't have gotten a gf
Honestly-
In this friend group
No one met him before he was the member’s partner
“Now, this man had been blessed
With a gift he possessed
Musical talents completely unmatched”
He was very fun to be around and very intuitive towards everyone
He kind of clicked well with everybody in the group
���But, as you often will find
In epic tales of this kind
This gift came with a curse attached
A face that was hideous
And so jarring
He wore a mask to cover all the scarring”
An unimaginable amount of social anxiety and dicossiation
It made him disapear sometimes
Everyone hated it about him
“Cool!
And lived underground inside a hole
Wait, a hole? Why a hole?”
He stayed away from everyone
Was still for whatever reason
Also very close emotionally/mentally
“All his life, he'd been tormented, teased, and taunted
But now his hunters would become the haunted
The world that always made him feel unwanted would hear the toll
The sounds of a tortured soul”
He has never been able to keep anyone around-
Kicked out of friend groups/breakups/family members leaving
He felt unwanted and unworthy of people
“Ok, so I was born with a lightning scar, got it
No, no. Your typical, everyday scar
Ohh, Scar like Lion King
You know, you are actually the worst”
His lack of emotional connection is hidden and unnoticable until you have to see it
“Listen up, you're gonna need to know this
One day at his piano
Distant sounds of a soprano
Drifted towards him from the theater above
K, so this hole has a piano?
Sweeter than a bird
In all his life he'd never heard
A sound like this, and he was instantly in love”
He met them under the right circumstances
Finally doesn’t feel pressured to be with the ex-relationship member to keep friends
He grows closer to them and falls in love HARD
“The voice, of course, was Carlo's daughter
And the Phantom went and sought her
To become his secret student, and his muse
And if you think she found this oh-so-
Enigmatic virtuoso
Kinda creepy, then I've got some shocking news
Because she fell, and fell hard”
Liked him back for whatever reason!?
“He was battered and scarred
But she could see that inside, there was more”
They listened to him and
Tried to see his side in everything
Actually accepts him??
They liked him with flaws and disappearances and all
“Something alluring, she'd find
In the sadness behind
That terrifying mask he wore”
He grew obsessed with them and
Showered them in love as much as physically possible
Promised to wait as long as he needed to to be with them
He could talk to them for hours without growing anxious
He slowly grows more confident
He gains more feelings for them and
Reciprocated?
Why would they ever like him back???
“Wait a minute, I'm your boyfriend? Are we gonna have to kiss?
That's gross, you're like my sister
Zeke, it's called acting
And though he was hideous
And she was perfection
Through music, they found their connection
A bond beyond their own control”
Everyone told them to leave him but
They didn’t, they comforted him
Constantly around each other and
Growing this unbelievable clinginess to each other that neither was prepared for
Loving each other more than teenagers should possibly be able to and
Not being able to even think about leaving
“You better not get sick, I am NOT kissing Tina!
And though his face tormented her and chilled her
His compositions haunted her and thrilled her
His mesmerizing melodies fulfilled her, made her whole
The sounds of a tortured soul”
They could get annoyed by him too, but
They loved him more than the anger he caused
They compared him to fictional characters they read about (/////)
God damn it, why do you like him so much??
You should leave
“She was beautiful, and he was hideous
Ok so this IS Beauty and the Beast?
Zeke, less talking. More listening
'Cause here's where it gets interesting
Ezzy has another man, some
Guy named Raoul who's tall and handsome
And not all that pleased about her latest beau”
She fought him for their attention
She still believed
He was a bad guy from everything that was said that he had done
“Ah, always a triangle
Angrily, Raoul tracks him
To his lair, where he attacks him
And they battle in the passageway below”
She dates them
She threatens him through them to "warn" them to
Stop loving and obsessing over them but he couldn't possibly
“Awesome!
And when he took his last breath
The Phantom welcomed his death
He'd rather die than live apart”
He tried backing off
Giving the two of them what was wanted
He was completely depressed without them
They missed him
“When it was over and done
Raoul had killed him—he'd won
But he'd lost Esmerelda's heart
'Cause though he was pretty, yes
And a keeper
The Phantom's love was so much deeper”
They still love him
They wish to be with him still but felt like they couldn’t
A seemingly happy, normal relationship was un-alluring compared to
The different and loyal relationship he was begging to offer
“A loss that nothing could console
No more, she'd see that face that once had chilled her
No more, she'd hear that music that fulfilled her
And people say that that's the thing that killed her, on the whole”
How would they react if he succeeded?
If he tried to back away from them again?
To focus more on sports friends?
Or being close to someone else?
He can’t make any moves or beg for anything to happen because their girlfriend hates him
“She ran away and was never seen again. But get this
When they returned to find the Phantom and unmask it
They never found a body for the casket”
Nothing could really explain why he was like this
His childhood life was alright and
His anxiety was unexplainable
I wish things worked out better
“They say he had, depending who you ask it, one last goal
(One last goal)
To this day, inside that theater, or near it
If you listen very closely, you can hear it
The songs of a tortured spirit's final role
The sounds of a tortured soul”
He wrote
And wrote
And wrote
About all of this situation
His form of therapy
And was tempted to share every bit of it
(He did, is)
“That's the basic plot, anyway
So it's about a person who died at a theater
And then haunts it forever?
Yes
Brooke! That's just like the story Ms. Walker told!
This play is just like the story of our school
That is so... meta. Man”
I kind of hate this ending
I miss my person.
They are hanging out with their gf tonight.
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watched s11ep1
i will provide you with a quick review before i disappear back into the ether of twd avoidance
lots of spoilers under the cut. also i wrote way too much and i worked all night and haven’t slept so i didn’t bother to reread literally any of it, so it might be completely nonsensical, tho if you don’t expect that from me by this point idk whose blog you’ve been reading
enjoy:
hokay, first off, i’ll start by saying that i enjoyed it more than i expected to. i’ve been avoiding any sort of discussion about stuff, but my google algorithm is so fucked at this point that i still get recommended articles and stuff every now and then, so i was already pretty aware of what i was walking into, and was expecting it to be eh, but actually i prob enjoyed it more than i enjoyed the finale
(don’t get too excited tho, the finale was rly boring lmfao)
anyway
episode starts off with a tense scouting mission
it takes .005 seconds into the episode for caryl to exchange a look of longing, establishing that they are still having weird conflict and are both too fucking stubborn to do anything about it even tho they hate it desperately
i imagine that will continue for a while
rosita, kelly, carol, maggie, what’s her face with the bad hair, and lydia (i think that’s everyone?) lower down to some army bunker or something, where a bunch of walkers are taking a snooze, and the girls are very respectful of walker naptime, and do their best not to wake them up
obviously they eventually wake up, but i’ll get to that in a sec
as they’re tiptoeing through the walker tulips, there’s this split second where carol spots a machine gun, and looks at maggie with a face like, “can i plzzzz, i am mad horny for that machine gun,” but maggie tells her no. (i 110% expected her to defy orders and accidentally wake up all the walkers, but she actually behaved herself for once. well. mostly)
never fear, tho, after the girl gang collects a bunch of MREs they go back to wait for the dudes waiting up top to pull them up, and bc men ruin everything, one of the ropes break, and daryl catches it before it falls, but then a slow motion drop of blood falls on a walker’s face, and just like that, walker naptime is over, and carol uses her bow and arrow for two seconds before she is like “fuck this” and whips out the machine gun
yes, she is super hot using it
yes, daryl watches her do it
anyway, all the other girls get rescued, and carol is about to be pulled up, but bc she is a #girlboss, she first makes a beeline for one more crate full of MREs. daryl covers her while she gets the loot, and when she gets back up top they have another charged moment as carol hands him back his knife
just fuck already, jfc
titles!
cut to alexandria where everything is still not smilestimes
BUT, we do get to see uncle daryl run and hug rj and judith (and dog), and FUCKING HERSHEL JR, LIGHT OF MY LIFE is also there
istg, they could not have casted a better child, i a d o r e him
oh, and some friends of maggie’s show up too, idk
cut to a staff meeting where everyone is like, whomp whomp, we’re all gonna starve to death unless we figure out something quick
cue maggie going, “oh, i know where food is, but it requires me to tell you my tragic backstory, in case anyone didn’t watch my bottle episode”
she tells her dramatic backstory about all her friends getting slaughtered by the reapers for no apparent reason, and then she’s like “anyway, let’s go back there!”
no one thinks it’s a great idea, but a group of people decide to go anyway, including daryl and gabriel. rosita is super pissed that gabriel is going, and carol doesn’t go, probably partly bc it’s a shitty fucking idea, and also bc they have to keep caryl apart bc otherwise they’ll fix their problems ahead of schedule and they won’t be able to drag out the needless angst
daryl looks kind of annoyed that carol doesn’t volunteer to go
bitch, i thought you wanted her to stop putting herself in the line of fire! make up your damn mind!
moving on
cut to a thunderstorm, where, if you look closely, you’ll notice daryl is wearing the STUPIDEST hat i’ve ever seen. just get an umbrella, jfc
for some reason negan is with them, bc ig he knows his way around washington dc, and no one in six years has bothered to figure out how to get around the city and/or get a map, and he is like “hey guys, maybe we shouldn’t try to walk in this fucking hurricane,” and everyone is like “FUCK YOU NEGAN, YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF US!!!”
this will be a common occurrence
but eventually daryl is even like “actually, it’s rly unpleasant out here, and my hat is mad stupid, can we go inside plz?”
so they go inside an old metro station, which is actually a rly cool cinematic choice. i rly like the idea, and they executed it rly well
speaking of executions
there are some fucking RULL CREEPY walkers. idk why they bothered me so badly, but they were what they at first assumed were corpses wrapped up in tarps, but turns out none of them had been properly put down, so they go through killing these rotted bodies that had supposedly been there since The Fall, and it’s very gross and cool
this entire time, btw, negan is like “hey, i know i’m a shitty person, but i have some rational arguments about why we shouldn’t be doing this right now,” and everyone is like, “FUCK YOU NEGAN, YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF US!!!” and he’s just like “god fucking damnit”
(i forgot to mention that at one point, when they’re headed into the metro station, negan is trying to warn ppl of the potential danger, and everyone is ignoring him, and he tries to talk to daryl, and daryl is like “fuck you, you think we’re BUDDIES?” and negan is like “oh, ok, so you’re gonna be like that too? fanfreakingtastic” and it’s very funny)
anyway. a fat monster zombie escapes its tarp at one point, and tries to eat some npc, and negan saves him, again is like “hey, anyone else realize that this is a FUCKING BAD PLAN?”, and everyone is like “we don’t care, you’re still shitty and we’re not listening to you, and you don’t actually care about random npc i would literally not be able to pick out in a lineup bc his face is so generic, you’re not the boss of us!!!”
it’s at this point that negan finally is like, “why am i even here? bc i know how to get around washington dc? do none of you have a map?” and i was like, “right?! that’s what i said!”
it’s then revealed that maggie only brought negan along to murder him under the guise of “oops, he got hurt in the line of duty, it wasn’t my fault,” and daryl has this look on his face that says, “i seriously need to stop hanging out with lethal women bent on revenge bc it’s gonna give me high blood pressure,” and maggie has a badass moment where she points a gun she has for some reason at negan and is like “i have like, one shred of human compassion left inside of me, and if you keep pushing me i will fucking kill you without a second thought, so shut the hell up”
(in her defense, negan had just dropped glenn’s name to purposely antagonize her, which was rude as hell)
(for the record, i’m completely on maggie’s side here, but negan still is right that trapping themselves in a metro station is a bad call)
anyway, moving away from that briefly
i think this jump cut happens sooner, i don’t actually remember, but whatever who cares, point is, we get to the part of the show that actually matters, and that’s anything involving my love, juanita “princess” sanchez
and also eugene, yumiko, and ezekiel
they are being asked increasingly invasive questions by commonwealth ppl, some of which i wish they actually would of answered (what do they use to wipe their asses with?? surely toilet paper has long since become extinct)
zeke, who is so much more tolerable as a character now that he’s not larping as a king, has this incredibly weird and sort of sexually charged moment with a dude in an orange stormtrooper costume, where he’s like, “i bet you were an asshole cop back before The Fall, you stupid fascist, #fuckthepolice, mb literally? idk, this moment has a lot of pent up aggression that could easily translate to hate sex, it might just be the intense eye contact, but w/e, let’s just move along,” and then he has a coughing fit to remind the audience that he’s currently dying of cancer, and orange stormtrooper is like “lolz, loser, drink some water you dumb piece of shit”
cut to the wholesome foursome sitting at a picnic table in a guarded courtyard eating gruel, and yumkio, who finally has a personality, and princess are like “hey, this place fucking sucks, can we leave?” and zeke is like, “yeah, i met this orange stormtrooper who i think might be dtf and/or murder, so we should probably bounce”
but eugene is like, “but i want some hot stephanie ass, and also some bullshit excuse about how mb commonewealth will save alexandria” which, they left before things went super downhill, right? idr. it was after hilltop fell, but they don’t know alexandria got fucked either, if i recall? w/e, not important
two seconds after he says this, they talk to some people who are like “we’ve been here for four months, or maybe it’s been nine, i don’t actually remember, i’ve stopped processing the passage of time,” and the wholesome foursome takes this as a bad sign, tho that’s just the life i’ve lived as a night worker during a pandemic, so i was like #mood
but then they watch some guy get dragged away screaming to get “reprocessed” and eugene is like “ok, nvm, let’s bounce”
(my theory on what “reprocessing” is, is that they’re stuck in a room and have to watch hours and hours of customer service training videos on vhs from the 90s)
i definitely got my jump cut scenes mixed up bc i think the negan accusing maggie of a murder plot thing happened in between this scene and then the next commonwealth scene, but w/e, i’ll just finish what happens in the commonwealth arch
the wholesome foursome are trying to hatch a plan to escape, except princess, my love, is distracted watching some stormtroopers flirt, and the other three are like “wtf, dude, how can you even tell any of them apart?” and princess then tells them every stormtroopers backstory bc she is brilliant and pays rly close attention to shit, and the other three are like, “this is useful information, thank you for being an insane person”
their plan involves yumiko and eugene dressing up as stormtroopers and leading princess and zeke out of the place, which works fine actually, except on their way out they come across the Depressing Wall of Probably Mostly Dead Missing Loved Ones
they’re about to leave, when princess is like, “wait, yumiko, you’re on here, that’s weird huh?”
sure enough, yumiko is on the wall, with a note from ig her sister
the scene ends with yumiko going, “guys...i can’t leave...i have tragic backstory to unveil”
tragic backstory to be continued ig
back in murder metro town, npc and some other npc have stolen all the supplies, there’s a train blocking the track, and a horde of walkers are coming towards them, so things are not going fantastic
they horde is too big to take down, so they start to climb on top of the train car to get away
but dog runs away!
and daryl, being every pet owner ever, is like “gotta go get my dog, guys, try not to get killed while i’m gone, c u soon!” and he ducks under the train and disappears
#priorities
the episode ends with maggie climbing up the train car but getting grabbed by a walker and dangling off the edge, and negan is there and they have a lion king moment where maggie is like, “scar! help me!” and negan is like “long live the king, bitch” and walks away into the shadows, leaving maggie to a potential death
which, while i know isn’t actually going to happen, would be a really fucking funny move on the writers’ part
like, “look, lauren’s back! and now she’s dead, bet you didn’t expect that!”
anyway
my assumption is negan will actually end up helping her up or something, continuing his ambiguous morality bullshit that actually isn’t ambiguous bc he BEAT GLENN TO DEATH WITH A FUCKING BAT WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE IN FRONT OF HIS PREGNANT WIFE
the maggie/negan arch is kind of dumb, but whatevs, i’ll tolerate it, as long as my boy glenn gets justice in the end
anyway, cue credits!
final assessment: good episode. i’m much more interested in commonwealth than the reapers, tho i am hoping that daryl’s personality-less ex turns out to be a monster killing machine with no conscience, that’ll be fun. princess is a gift from god. hershel jr needs his own tv show. needs more carol (and caryl)
the end! going back into my walking dead free chamber! see you next episode!
-diz
#i didn't mean to recap the entire fucking episode lol#sorry#it's to make up for my lack of content lately#or something#anyway#caryl#twd s11ep1#twd s11 spoilers#dunlap tp
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Cupbearer (Eren/Reader)
Part IV
Part I
Part II
Part III
Warnings: MINORS DO NOT INTERACT (im watching you, if you see this, begone!), vampire!eren, hunter!reader, fem!reader, smut, some amount of predator/prey dynamics but only kinda?? there is also a significant age difference but only cos eren is immortal and all that jazz. we’re all adults here. there will eventually be smut…. and do i really need to say that there’s gonna be blood in a vampire fic?
Description: A story of falling in love in 4 parts.
Eren is a bad man (well, a bad Creature) who has done bad things. When he meets the great-great-great granddaughter of one of his former friends in his favorite blood bar, however, he thinks it might not matter so much what happened in the past, so long as he can make the future something worth living to see.
Ao3 link here
Eren knew his luck would eventually run out, but he didn't anticipate it to happen quite the way it did.
In fact, he thought that things would take a sharp downhill turn when he chose to share the family trees he'd made for all the friends of his youth— it was, admittedly, a rather creepy and obsessive side-hobby— but instead of judging him, (Y/N) had dived head-first into the information, studying it and seeing if she knew anyone on the lists. Similarly, Eren thought he might finally scare her off when he revealed the old, bloodied scarf he'd kept of Mikasa's; instead of being grossed out or even jealous, (Y/N) had only clasped his hand in her own and said she wished she could have met her. It was like the woman completely unflappable, and Eren had never loved a single person more than he loved her.
Given that, it made sense that the moment he returned home with a tiny black box in his pocket and reservations at a rooftop restaurant (Y/N) had been dying to try, Zeke Jaeger would be on his stoop, arguing with the love of his life over something (Y/N) obviously didn't feel like discussing. Not only that, but Eren counted five other Hunters in various locations around his home— in the trees, slinking in the shadows, peeking out from behind corners. So, an ambush, then.
"It's not up for debate," (Y/N) was saying as Eren approached, her feet planted in a sturdy, defensive position. "I'm done with Hunting."
Zeke— the stupid mutt bastard— shook his head sadly, as though she had disappointed him.
"He's twisted your thinking."
"Eren has done nothing of the sort," she shot back, folding her arms. "I still believe in the cause. I still think we should have Hunters. I just don't want it to be a part of my life anymore."
Eren's heart, if it still had life, would have skipped a beat at those words. As it was, he felt a painful lurch in his chest, and his love for her was only reaffirmed. There was no doubt that (Y/N) had decided to quit Hunting for him, and the thrill of having that much of her heart filled him from head to toe with confidence.
"Zeke," he called out as he walked up the drive. "I do believe you're trespassing, brother."
At his voice, (Y/N) turned, and a blush filled her cheeks. She was so beautiful; Eren wished he could take a picture of her looking so fierce and windswept, and yet as soft and lovely as a spring morning. He would never get enough of her.
"It's been a long time, brother," Zeke replied coolly, studying him with cold eyes.
"Eren, don't get involved," (Y/N) told him as he walked to her, placing a hand at the small of her back. "Zeke was never supposed to be here, and, in fact, he was just leaving."
Eren had known Zeke for a long time; there would be no leaving until he either got what he wanted or someone got hurt.
"Call off your dogs, Zeke," Eren commanded. "This is a conflict between you and I— no one else needs to be involved."
(Y/N) turned to Eren then, her eyes filled with shock, and Zeke chuckled.
"Sharp as ever," he told Eren, smiling ruefully. "I don't suppose I can convince you to come quietly?"
Eren shook his head as (Y/N) looked between the two of them, her human senses still too dull to pick up on the situation.
"Never," Eren replied, and several things happened at once.
Zeke lifted a hand, and bullets fired from every hiding place within shooting distance; Eren acted accordingly, pushing (Y/N) behind him, shielding her with his body. Realistically, Eren could have dodged every last bullet if he had chosen to do so, but that would not have escaped Zeke’s notice— werewolf or not, Zeke would have predicted that Eren’s first priority would be shielding (Y/N)— and he would have counted on Eren being rooted to the spot, unable to move without exposing (Y/N) to danger. What he wouldn’t have accounted for, however, was what (Y/N) and Eren had been discussing the last few weeks.
Even as the silver bullets burned painfully into his flesh, Eren smiled.
“Come, my cupbearer,” he said without turning to see her expression. “Drink from my cup for once, and join me for eternity.”
(Y/N) stepped boldly in front of him, fearing nothing and no one, and when their eyes met, Eren saw that she was smiling.
“I will,” she said, tearing at one of the bullet holes in his shirt. “I want to love you forever, Eren Jaeger.”
So saying, she opened her mouth and pressed her tongue against one of the bullet holes. Eren groaned as she took blood from him, and his body began pushing the other bullets out of itself, causing metallic clinks to sound out as the bullets dropped to the ground. Zeke watched on in horrified fascination as the scene carried out, and Eren couldn’t keep a smirk off of his face.
“Did you know fledgling vampires are the strongest of the species?” he asked offhandedly, stroking (Y/N)’s hair as she drank. “One with no prior combat training as a human could probably rip me limb from limb in their early days.”
Zeke paled, and Eren’s grin widened.
“I wonder what one with a Hunter’s skill set would be capable of.”
Eren wouldn’t have to wonder for long. Soon, his darling would have her fill and be reborn as his own kind— and when she did, no silver bullet would be fast enough to catch her. She would be unstoppable.
Eren couldn’t wait to spend eternity with her.
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I really don’t understand the story of /tw/ in general. People are using them so much and for everything: it’s so fucking annoying and ridiculous! They even put it for food!??! If we should follow their silly reasonings, TV should put a content warning for every single fucking thing, even food programs. And what’s even the point??? Cause surely I can’t get it at all.
I feel like new generations are pretty much spoiled, so used to live in a crystal cage that expect the whole internet/world to be ready to adapt at their poor and fragile sensibility at any moment. This is a fucking joke, I swear: these (most of times underaged) persons don’t know shit about life, and it shows so much.
The only content that should be tagged is 18+ or NSWF (whatever they call it) content, and that’s totally enough: if they find a page where the creator says there’s the kind of content they don’t like they should just move the fuck on and ignore the page, instead of being angry or flustered because not every content is specifically made for them or doesn’t align with their sometimesboringwhenitcomestoantis taste. But even if they find a pic in their tl about something they don’t like, what’s so difficult in blocking the artist and just ignore the thing? If a pic is able to ruin their whole day, well I guess there’s a serious psychological problem behind the surface. If their sensibility is that much fragile that they need a tw for every single thing, they either need to stop using internet or contact a therapist to resolve their issues imo. If their life is so empty that they can’t stand some artists making a drawing of something they don’t like or that somehow triggers them (Awwwww poor things, as if I give a shit🙄) they should start going out more, experiencing some fresh grass or hanging out with some friends.
I’m so done of these persons making a fucking dictatorship on the internet, feeling allowed to say whatever the fuck they want cause “buhuhu, how dare u hurting my poor soul so bad!!!!” Who the fuck cares? Who the fuck are you??? You are literally noone to me, I don’t know you and I don’t even wanna know you: I make this content for myself in first place and eventually for every one who shares my tastes. Don’t like it? Well, I don’t give a damn and I don’t feel sorry at all: internet is a goddamn free place, where you can find everything. Didn’t mommy and daddy told u that? Welcome in the world, hon! But imma tell u a secret right away: you have the right and the POSSIBILITY to ignore the content you don’t like (WOW!), keep scrolling (OMG!!) and especially leave artists/content creators the fuck alone, you spoiled child, cause yeah the world doesn’t revolve around your tiny ass.
Am I being harsh? Yeah, I know. But I’ve reached my limit with this thing, and this is exeedingly ridiculous.
As a content creator myself, I totally understand you guys. I love you, I love the content you produce and I’ll keep supporting you forever.
Omg Anon look at us getting all mad over this thing haha, but yeah. It’s pretty much exactly how you described.
While I do understand that food isn't exactly what I draw and I understand that people have different limits to what they want and don’t want to see, it’s impossible to consider every single thing that might affect someone. I think it's people's responsibility to manage their own timelines - that's what I do constantly because there's a lot of stuff I never want to see in my life. Maybe it’s us growing up in a completely different internet space (and time…), maybe it’s a matter of taste, but unless it’s an example of severe cruelty or realistically rendered rotting piece of flesh, i.e. something that could legitimately scar a person, I’m sorry, but I can’t see myself tagging these types of drawings… It’s not even graphic, it’s just an anime boy head with some blood on it, you can’t even see the cut and you wouldn’t stop to think about it twice. I redrew a screencap with Eren's arm being bitten off where you can see meat and even the bone, and there, for some surprising reason, nobody said anything. Is it because it was in the manga? I don't know. Zeke's flying head was also in the manga. I plan on redrawing Eren cutting off his leg and eye poking properly this time, it's also fucking graphic. Most of the time I don't even know what tags to use (the mushroom drawing with poorly drawn holes and barely any shading that people enjoyed complaining about - what the fuck did I draw? Body horror? Because I don't consider this child scribble body horror, one of the prompts for the month is actually "body horror", so this wasn't it. It was just a creepy thing, somewhat gross), and if I were to use most of them, like I said, it breaks my posts.
My overall blog has a warning (a poor one thanks to the symbol limit which is mostly eaten by me screaming about the prohibition of reposting my art), and I think it's more than enough.
I can live without people constantly going "what", "wtf", "no", "nah", "the fuck/hell", and whatever unoriginal comment they can come up with under my drawings. If you have nothing to say, then shut the fuck up, how about that. I'm sorry that my art is somewhat popular, and people see it.
Anyways. Thanks a lot for your support and love, we appreciate it a lot <3
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What are the worst Total Drama characters per season?
Ksjskskskajjs is this gwanon or like an actual question?
Whatever it is, Imma do it, cause why not
For season 1 maybe Zeke? He was in like 3 episodes and was either gross or misogynistic most of the time, I do feel like he grew after that, a like feral Zeke a lot more and he deserved better.
Season 2 BETH, I was never that fond of her and I absolutely HATED her in action, just, no.
In 3 maybe Sierra? She was proper creepy a lot of the time, I like fannon her tho.
I think the only RotI character I don’t like is Stacy so her I guess.
All-Stars is just a mess, I think Gwen could go here? Or, like Mal? They just didn’t make any sense to me.
DAVE. Fucking. Dave, that is all.
In RR probably Taylor? Not a fan of her.
I’m not counting dramarama cause I can’t remember everyone.
#td ezekiel#td beth#td sierra#td staci#td gwen#td mal#td dave#td taylor#this was kinda long already so I didn’t wanna go into that much detail#some of these I haven’t seen in a WHILE tho#total drama island#total drama action#total drama world tour#total drama revenge of the island#total drama all stars#total drama pahkitew island#total drama ridonculous race#tdi#tda#tdwt#tdroti#tdas#tdpi#tdrr#total drama#td#I think I got all the tags#this is old as fuck my dude#anon
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Hi, idk if you've answered this before but you like both Levi and Zeke (and I love both of them too!) so I wanted to ask you about Levi in 114. Ik he was being too cocksure by placing the thunder spear so close to him, but about what he said regarding the necessity of cutting Zeke's leg do you think that was really needed to prevent him from shifting? Or was that just Levi being sadistic on purpose? And if he was already gonna do that, then why place the thunder spear too?
Hello.
This is what I wrote in the past about this matter and I still feel strongly the same.
"I agree that Levi can be extremely angry at Zeke. Nonetheless, that display of violence was sickening. Pass the verbal degradation and threats. Pass the spear and the injuries to prevent Zeke from transforming again.
But he didn’t have to cut Zeke’s legs like that. That was pure, unadulterated, self-satisfactory sadism. It was horrible to watch. I’ve never seen a character sinking to such a low level aside from Zackley using the shit-machine and Gross in general. Levi’s grudge is personal and justified, but that’s even more gross to me. The highlight of the freaking arc was Mister Braus forgiving the murderer of his daughter and I have no doubts it had nothing to do with Gabi being a kid. So seeing Levi falling so low…well. It is disheartening.
People just excuse it as “he has a right to be angry and so, this violent with Zeke” because they themselves are angry at Zeke for…personal reasons lol, and because it is Levi we’re talking about, and as I said Levi does have a right to it, but one thing is being angry at someone and one thing is torturing them.
Did he come out of that awful display as a better person? Do you think he felt better after that? Is seeing your fave getting absolutely sadist so cute and fulfilling? I don’t know…
If Eren had tortured like that Reiner, oh man. He too could have “the right” to it."
And this:
And here:
"Everything else leading up to Zeke being pinned down by the spear I could understand, even the abrasive, degrading words, but the slicing of his feet and legs? That was creepy and brutal and chilling. I’ve only felt this kind of horror when Eren’s memory of Faye’s mangled body resurfaced and during Zophia and Udo’s death sequence. Levi’s sometimes been prone to violent, anger-driven outbursts, but this was on a whole new level.
[...] Everything else until before Zeke gained consciousness again was more than enough, imo. It became disturbing pretty fast after that moment. "
I guess I've changed my mind about the thunder spear, I now find it a really stupid idea, done only because of anger.
Tbh, now I don't know if it was really sadism because I'm not sure he derived pleasure from it, maybe it was "just" anger-fuelled torture. What I do know is that it was disgusting and unnecessary.
#I talked about this surely somewhere else#but god knows I remember I had attached the picture of the slicing#and I don't want to look at that bc I'm gonna puke#and I will start hating Levi again XD#shingeki asks#snk spoilers#Anonymous
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The 100 Ask Game
okay, I was searching through @dylanobrienisbatman’s echo tag for some head canons awhile back and stumbled upon this! I’ve tweaked it a little and added some things from S5 and omg this is so fun! thanks to whoever made this ask game! S6 STARTS TONIGHT!
1. What Station on the Ark would you be from?
Farm Station. I grew up in the south and my great/grandparents all owned farms so yeah, probably Farm Station.
2. What would you get arrested for on the Ark?
I think this happened to a character in the book...I would probably get locked up for getting pregnant as a teen! lol
3. Would you take off your wristband when you landed on the ground?
If Bellamy Blake asked me to, you bet I would.
4. What would the necklace Finn would make for you look like? (Clarke: deer/Raven: a raven duh..)
an eagle 🦅
5. If you could resurrect any MINOR character who would it be?
WELLS DESERVED BETTER JAHA
6. Create a squad of 5 characters to go on missions with. Who are they?
The Leaders: Bellamy Blake & Clarke Griffin
The Brains: Raven Reyes & Monty Green
The Muscle : Lincoln kom Trikru
7. What Grounder Clan would you belong to you?
Geographically, I would probably reside in Trikru somewhere. But I really want to live in Shallow Valley. I wish we had seen more of that clan!
8. What would your name be in Trigedasleng? (example: Octavia=Okteivia…just make it up!)
sara - sera ? I don’t know. lol
9. Thoughts on Finn? Some people hate him, and others love him, so I’m curious
He was okay in the beginning. I was pissed when I found out he had a girlfriend in space and was trying to get with Clarke on the ground. I did not like him at all in S2! The guy really lost it in the end.
10. Be honest. How willing would you have been to take the chip without knowing all the horrible things it does?
I would have been able to resist in the beginning. Maybe took a step back to watch others take it first. But peer pressure, man. I would have given in eventually.
11. What character do you relate to most?
Clarke Griffin. She’s been isolated a lot and that’s something I relate to. And her Mama Bear instincts.
12. What character do you like the least?
S1- Finn, S2- Cage Wallace, S3- Pike, S4- Echo, S5- Kara Cooper
13. Describe your delinquent outfit. (Would you wear something like Murphy’s jacket with the spikey red shoulder patch or have a trademark like Jasper’s goggles? Be creative, yet practical)
Clarke’s soda tab jacket or Raven’s red bomber jacket!
14. Favorite type of mutant animal?
The blue butterflies! 🦋
15. What would your job be on the Ark?
A teacher! Teaching Earth History! Oh, that sounds amazing.
16. Would you have willingly pumped Ontari’s heart if Abby asked?
Barf.
17. If Lexa wasn’t Heda, but she was still alive then who would have made the best commander?
Luna. Is there any other answer but Luna?
Nightblood aside, I think Octavia (with Lincoln still alive to influence her) would be a cool choice too.
18. How would you act if you ate the hallucinogenic nuts like Jasper and Monty?
Paranoid af.
19. How would you have dealt with Charlotte’s crime? A more John Murphy approach or Bellamy Blake approach?
Bellamy Blake approach.
20. Who should have been the Chancellor, if anyone?
I don’t care who is the Chancellor, but Clarke Griffin is in charge. lol. Kane was the best leader for Skaikru on the ground.
21. Would you have been on Pike’s side like Bellamy or on Kane’s side? Or Clarke in Polis?
Kane’s side! Viva la revolución!
22. Mount Weather had a lot of modern commodities. (example: Maya’s Ipod) What is the one thing you would snatch while there?
Chocolate. All the chocolate!
23. What would your Grounder tattoos look like? Hairstyle? War paint?
Tattoos: let me get that eagle across my back or on my sternum that I’ve always wanted
Hairstyle: the most epic Harper style braid please
War paint: no thanks
24. Favorite quote?
”In peace, may you leave this shore.
In love, may you find the next.
Safe passage on your travels,
until our final journey to the ground.
May we meet again.”
-The Traveler’s Blessing
Or literally anything Bellamy Blake says. lol
25. If all of the characters were in the Hunger Games, who would have the best shot at winning?
I feel like as unlikely as it is, the show really has Octavia set up as Warrior Princess Goddess Hero and she would win. lol. As far as forming alliances and making it to the end...Clarke Griffin could make it with Bellamy Blake by her side throwing back nighlock berries till the end.
26. Least favorite ship? Favorite canon ship? Favorite non canon ship? NOT INCLUDING CL OR BC OR BE
Least: Mackson
Favorite canon: Zaven
Favorite non-canon: Sea Mechanic
27. A song that should be included in the next season? If there had to be another guest star like Shawn Mendes on the show, who would you want to make a cameo?
Radioactive needs to make another appearance in S6
Musical Guest Star: how about Hozier?
28. What would you do if you were stuck in the bunker with Murphy for all that time?
We’d probably go crazy.
29. Your an extra that gets killed off. How do you die?
Bellamy Blake choking me to death... (can’t believe this took me so long to answer. Is there really any other answer from me?)
30. A character you’d like to learn more about and get flashbacks of?
I would have liked more flashbacks of Roan and Luna and Lincoln. Spacekru on the Ring. Emori? Harper? literally everyone, right?
31. A character you’d bang?
Bellamy Blake. All day. Every day.
32. Would you stay in the Bunker? Go up to Space? Or live on your own in Eden?
SPACE!
33. In the Bunker, would you follow Octavia? What would you do to pass the time underground?
Sure. I don’t think I’d have much of a choice. I’d probably help take care of all the little kids!
34. What crime would you commit in the Bunker that lands you in the fighting pits?
Okay, so the way my life works I would probably get pregnant...again. And steal some blankets or something that I needed for all my kids. I’m not even going to front and say I survive that fighting pit sooo hope Blodreina trains them little squirts well!
35. Up in Space, who would you bond with first? Who would be the most difficult for you to get along with?
I’m instantly bonding with Harper. She’s the sweetest.
I’m going to be a little leary of Bellamy Blake during his Clarke ‘I left her behind’ Griffin Depression hour. So he’s probably really mopey and moody. And let’s just avoid him for a while.
36. How long do you think you would last on Earth by yourself?
Two weeks? I’d probably starve to death.
37. When the Eligius ship lands what do you do?
HIDE! And then spy on them. Figure out who they are and if they’re friendly. Go to them for help if they are. Take them all out in their sleep if they’re not.
38. Favorite Eligius character? Least favorite?
Miles Ezekiel ‘Zeke’ Shaw!
That creepy Kodiak guy.
39. Would you Spacewalk?
Hell yes!
40. Would you prefer to eat Windshield Bugs, Space Algae, or Bunker Meat?
Bugs, definitely bugs.
41. Would you start a war for the last spot of green on earth? What would your solution be to avoid it?
I’d fight for it.
42. Would you rather dig out flesh-eating worms or stick thumb drives into bullet holes?
BAND-AIDS DON’T FIX BULLET HOLES — AND NEITHER DO THUMB DRIVES. That was such a clever move. I’m going with thumb drives over worms. I hate the worm scene. gross!
43. Are you willing to poison your sister for the Traitor Who You Love? What would you do to stop Octavia?
I’m not a big fan of my sister, so yes. Was there any easier way to stop Octavia? I mean, Clarke wanted to kill her. They wanted to protect Madi. As much as that scene pained me I think Bellamy did the right thing soooo I would poison her.
44. Would you go to sleep in cryo or stay awake like Marper?
Stay asleep. Unless I’m living my entire life with Bellamy Blake by my side I dont want it.
45. Who are you waking up first to explore the new planet?
JR isn’t going to give it to us so I’m waking up Octavia so her and Jordan can have a First One on the Ground Pilot parallel!
you may have already done this so I’m sorry! But the bottom questions are new!
tagging...everyone :) : @the-most-beautiful-broom @baellamy @youleftme-clarke @chants-de-lune @asroarke @marvelscaptainss @pawprinterfanfic @octannibal-blake @thehundredtimesobsessed @tabatharich @sly2o @grumpybell @galaxyblake @mjlupin22 @probably-voldemort @twd-is-life-98 @ghoulbrothers @ponyregrets @bettsfic @chancellorgriffin @sometimesrosy @sclestial @johnmurphysass @peterstarkss @clarkegriffintitties @daeneryskairipa @nikitajobson @perpetualbbps @lieutenantshaw @talistheintrovert @diyozas @llysandra @morleybobs @mamabearsdontthink @angelwingsnaya @selflessbellamy @hopewolves @kinetic-elaboration @raven-reyes-of-sunshine @anne-shirley-blythe @she-who-the-river-could-not-hold @el-corazon-y-la-cabeza @chase-the-windandtouch-the-sky @catastrophic-chloe @lovethyblakes @ellaalyse @eyessharpweaponshot @clarke-kom-eden @viviansternwood and anyone else who wants to join!
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How the Carzekiel Breakup is Actually a Good Thing for TD
Sorry, once again. I said I’d do details today but I’m pushing that by one more day. Why? In small part because the fandom is freaking out about the Carol/Daryl/Carzekiel situation (like 25%) and in larger part (like 75%) because I didn’t have time to write my details post. This one was already written. ;D
So as far as this subject goes, everyone take a deep breath, calm down, and stop listening to the shippers.
In terms of the jealousy question...
Realistically I do think there's some jealousy going on here. But NOT romantic jealousy. This is not a we’re-both-in-love-with-Carol-so-let’s-fight-over-her kind of jealousy. Not at all.
So what is it?
It's obvious that Carol is leaning on Daryl a lot in the wake of Henry's death. She really shouldn't be doing that. She ought to lean on Ezekiel, both because he's her husband and also because Henry was their son. Zeke is grieving too. So, I think Zeke is jealous of Daryl, but not because he thinks Carol is in love with Daryl or vice versa, but because he wants Carol to lean on him and share her grief with him, rather than Daryl.
It’s one of those things that doesn't have a right or easy answer. I can’t judge Carol for this. She's dealing with her grief any way she can, and the death of the child is unimaginable. Not to mention, Daryl was there for her when Sophia died, and has always been there for her in the past, so she's really just gravitating towards something she knows from experience will help.
And that in itself is pretty messed up. I mean, how many times has Carol gone through this? How many kids has she lost? So, I have a hard time being mad at her for leaning on Daryl rather than Ezekiel.
But I understand Ezekiel’s point of view as well. Of course he wants Carol to lean on him. Of course he doesn't want to lose her. And Daryl, even as just a platonic friend, is standing in the way of that.
Annnnd…we know Daryl is her best friend and always has been. If she were leaning on Zeke in this time of grief, he would support that and even think it was the healthiest thing she could do. But on the other hand, if she's in pain and wants him around to help her, you know he's going to be there for her. She was there for him even when he didn't want her to be in 5x10 after Beth.
In fact, he pretty much said this in the episode. When Zeke asked him to step aside, his question was what Carol wanted.
I also want throw this out there, and it will probably get me some hate, but it's the truth. The writers have told us many times that Daryl and Carol have a mother/son relationship. Certain shippers will deny that the high heaven, but it has been mentioned many times. The two instances that jump to mind are in Consumed when Carol says, "You used to be a boy. Now your man." That something a mother says to a son. A woman doesn’t say that to an equal or lover. That would be kinda gross and creepy.
Then, after the cabin scene in 7x10, (another time the shippers claimed Caryl would happen, but it didn't) Norman said that Daryl looked at her like "Mommy, why did you leave me?" And the shippers got really mad and railed against Norman for saying that because they knew it showed the mother/son relationship. Now they do everything they can to discredit it, but that doesn't take away what Norman said. Bottom line, Norman would know, and he wouldn’t say it without the express consent of the writers.
The reason I'm pointing this out is that Carol just lost her son, Henry. Gravitating toward someone else she also has a mother/son relationship with is…actually kind of understandable.
So, everybody's doing the best they can, and reacting from a place of good intentions, but grief is messy. Carol ought to rely on Ezekiel rather than Daryl, because that would be the logical thing to do. But how often do people actually handle grief that logically?
The answer is never.
Where are they going with this? Predictions:
Okay, this part is more of a prediction than anything else. Carzekiel breaking up serves three purposes that me and my theorist peeps can tell.
1)A nod to the comic books. Creds to @bluesandbeth for this because, not only is this a great insight but it she told me some things that I didn't know about the comic book arc involving Ezekiel.
What I did know:
1. It's Michonne who is Ezekiel’s lover in the comic books, not Carol. Which means any nod to the comic book arc will happen with Carol, rather than Michonne.
2. Ezekiels is dies and is piked by the Whisperers in the comic books. Michonne, out of grief, leaves TF for about two years.
What I didn't know:
Apparently, sometime before Ezekiel dies, Michonne breaks up with him. She had two daughters in CBs, both of whom died, and she was grief stricken about their deaths. She didn't think she was worthy of Ezekiel's love. So, she broke up with him. Sound familiar?
So sequence goes like this: Michonne breaks up with Ezekiel, then sometime after that Ezekiel is killed by the Whisperers. Michonne is grief-stricken not only because of his death, but because she never went back to see him and tell him that she still loved him and she was sorry she left. So that leaves her grief very unresolved.
Guys, this is where they're going with Carol. Carol has lost two children now that mirror Michonne’s daughters in the CB. But I actually think they split this arc in half for Carol. Remember Lizzie and Mika?
Back in S4, Carol lost two girls she'd been caring for in a really terrible way. (I’ve said this before but go back and watch the convo she has with Tyreese after Mica dies but before she kills Lizzie. It’s obvious that, while she’s talking about Lizzie, she’s applying what she’s saying to herself as well.) At that point, she specifically said she was not worthy to be with TF and kept trying to leave. Daryl is the one who stopped her in S5. She didn't end up leaving until S6, and her leaving specifically led to her finding Ezekiel, which is the relationship that healed her.
So, we've already been told that Ezekiel's “death" is coming up. I’ve said it will be a death fake out (more about that in a minute, and how this kind of shows that that's the case) but the point is that Carol breaking up with Ezekiel mirrors the comic book arc of Michonne breaking up with Ezekiel and then it will lead to his death (or “death”) which will give Carol a lot of grief because she never went back and told Zeke how much she loved him and was sorry she left.
So, actually her breaking with Zeke is very important to what's coming next in her arc. At no point does a random hookup with Daryl enter the equation.
Now, this by itself doesn't prove Ezekiel will have a death fake out rather than a real death, but check this out:
I said in THIS POST that the women Beth mentions in her line, (Michonne, Carol, Maggie, and Beth herself) will all be one half of a couple that has a death fake out arc.
I've realize now that in each one, there is a short separation of the couple before the death fake out and the one left behind feels really guilty about something. Let's take a look:
Glaggie. Glenn's death fake out happened in S6. Maggie and Glenn were separated for a short time because he was helping with Operation Lead the Walkers Away and then he suddenly disappeared. We saw Maggie’s guilt when she talked to Aaron in the tunnel. She says she wished she had gone with Glenn and maybe she could have helped him. Now she doesn't get to know what will happen or whether what she did was right or wrong. She had severe guilt that she probably would've dealt with the rest of her life if Glenn had died in that incident.
But, lo and behold, Glenn was alive and made it back safely to live another…er, season before his actual death. But I think Maggie was able to be a strong leader at Hilltop and deal with his death in such a healthy way (given the circumstances) because she did get to see him again, she did get to tell him how much she loved him, and she knew that he died knowing that.
(A shorter way of saying this is that the show doesn’t leave loose ends, especially between true love characters. There has to be closure before death, and obviously with Beth and Daryl…)
Bethyl. I doubt I need to recount this for you, but they were separated for short time because she was taken to Grady. Before her death fake out happened, Daryl did see her again, but he never got to talk to her or embrace her or tell her how he felt about her. And of course we’ve seen for many seasons the guilt he has over not being able to save her.
(We could even parallel what happened there with Glaggie, because remember that when Glenn first got back to Alexandria in 6x09, he almost died. He was surrounded by walkers and Maggie screamed because she thought he would die. It's very much what happened with Beth and Daryl, except that Daryl doesn't know Beth lived, where Maggie saw that Glenn did.)
Richonne. They had a relatively small separation. I think she saw him the day before, but he was out working on the bridge rather than being in Alexandria with her. She did see him for a brief moment on the bridge—just like Glaggie and Bethyl—before it exploded and his death fake out began, but was unable to hug him or talk to him or tell him she loved him one last time. Especially through her conversations with Daryl this season, we seen Michonne’s regrets and guilt over this.
Now we have Carzekiel. I’m telling you guys, this is where they're going with it. They’ll be separated because Carol leaves him and then when he dies (“dies”), she’ll have great guilt. Based on how closely paralleled these are (and, you know, the Sirius/serious piggyback symbols we’ve seen around Carzekiel) it will be a death fake out. I just don't know how long it will last. So in a way, this breakup supports my Carzekiel/Death Fake out theory. And if Richonne, Glaggie and Carzekiel all have death fake outs, then per Beth’s line in Still, her death is a fake out too.
Parallels with Season 5:
This came to me partly from Ezekiel asking Daryl to leave and partly from something the ingenious @thegloriouscollectorlady said. So, creds to her.
I had the thought that Daryl and Carol being together again in the same community might be a parallel to S5 when the two of them ran off to Atlanta together to find Beth. That was really the extent of it for me. Just a possible parallel to S5, and for any more details, I’d have to wait and see how things play out.
But @thegloriouscollectorlady went into more detail about that, and when we learned about Daryl and Zeke’s conversation, it all came together for me. Plus there’s the fact that Daryl talks to Carol about taking Lydia off on their own and protect her himself. Carol says no. All these things play into what I’m about to suggest.
What I'm seeing is a role reversal for Daryl and Carol. In S5, Carol tried to run off on her own and Daryl stopped her. Now Daryl is trying to off in his own (albeit with Lydia) and Carol stops him. That made me realize that this is a huge, huge parallel—way more than I originally realized—to S5.
Carol leaving Ezekiel and going where Daryl is sort of parallels the two of them being together (along with the others) in Father Gabriel’s church in S5. In fact, go back farther than that. Rick kicked Carol out of the prison in S4. So she was apart from them for a while. Similarly, she’s been apart from the others for a time, living with Ezekile at the Kingdom. Her going to live with Daryl parallels her reuniting with TF after Terminus in S5. Then she and Daryl head off to Atlanta together to look for Beth.
I think at some point next season, Daryl will actually try to leave with Lydia and Carol will either stop him or go after him, just as he did with her in 5x02. Carol and Daryl taking off together in 5x02 led to them figuring out where Beth was, and Carol being captured by the Grady people. I think the same will happen here. I think this is a parallel to S5 that will lead to Beth.
What’s all that got to do with Ezekiel? Couple of things.
1. We actually saw a lot of foreshadows of Carol and Ezekiel/the kingdom in Consumed. (Tiger on her bunk; the fact that she was there for the beginning of this fake out arc, which might because she’ll have one of her own, left behind and losing the one she loves, just like Daryl. I’m also thinking about the mother/child walkers they saw there. That symbolism proved that Carol’s entire arc—like, throughout the whole series—is about lost children. It foreshadowed her losing children as well, which happened both before she met Ezekiel (Sam) and after (Henry).) So this sequence may lead not only to Beth but to Ezekiel's death fake out as well.
2. Logistically, Ezekiel and Carol have to be apart for this to happen. If she is living in one community, and Daryl and another, she won’t know that Daryl is trying to leave with Lydia and so won’t be able to follow him or stop him. If she, Daryl and Ezekiel are all in the same community, Ezekiel would either try to stop her from going or go with her. That would get in the way of his death fake out arc. Not to mention, he’d kind of been the way in the middle of this Daryl/Carol/finding Beth arc. The writers had to come up with a way to separate Carol and Ezekiel for short time to make all this happen.
If you need proof of how things that happened in S4 parallel future events on the show, read @thegloriouscollectorlady’s 4 Arcs for 4 Communities post. Pretty much everything she said in that has come true, which proves the writers set things up exactly this way.
Also check out THIS POST I wrote before 9x07 aired. Most of what I said there came true too.
Do you understand why Carol leaving Ezekiel for Daryl doesn’t bother me? It’s part of her larger arc and will lead to what comes next, but what come next isn’t romance for Carol and Daryl now any more than it was in S5.
So yeah. That’s pretty much what I wanted to say today. Hope that helps everyone feel a little better about all the Carol/Daryl/Zeke stuff. Just ignore the shippers and try to have a good hiatus.
I promise, promise, PROMISE my next post will be the details post. Promise…promise.
#beth greene#beth greene lives#beth is alive#beth is coming#td theory#td theories#team delusion#team defiance#beth is almost here#bethyl
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amnesty liveblog! woohoo! ^u^
finally a new amnesty ep comes out at a time where i’m NOT being murdered by coursework lmao. just finished relistening to the previous two episodes and oh boy i'm terrified for everyone but especially ned! let’s go!
fun fact: i joined max fun during last year's drive because i had a dream that i was at a live show and justin was giving out cake to max fun members, he gave me a piece and when i said "but i haven't signed up yet" he replied "that's okay, i know you will" and then i woke up and signed up that morning because i didn't want to disappoint dream justin
yes, let's kick off the episode with ned being murdered lmao
was that an amiibo corner reference
probably a good idea
NOPE NEVER MIND BAD IDEA
oh thank god
well that is very fuckin bad
so his options are try and get out or go back to the gun... hmm
this is such a creepy venue, i'm so desperate to know what's going on
oh shit, is it billy?????
well that's fucking terrifying :T
it's a good choice to make lmao
nice! go ned! :D
well that's fucked up and spooky
what's the deal with the ball bag
that's an... oddly specific number
is this what's helping it transform???
oh dang, this is going to have some cool effect later on i can tell
ned that is such a dumb move oh my god you're going to die
CALLED IT
jump
god this music is so good
i know literally nothing of tony hawk skater pro
that's some god angst potential lol
OH THAT AIN'T GREAT
OH THAT'S REALLY FUCKING NOT GREAT
DUCK WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING
DUCK I LOVE YOU HOLY SHIT MY DUMBASS BABY BOY
NICE!!!
this must be where the hotel is!!!!!
"i'm dragooning you duck newton" best sentence of the campaign yet
duck has asthma now, i love this so much
god this spooky music is so choice, i know i say that literally every time it comes up but i think this is my favorite arc music yet
dewey no D:
she's giving you an opportunity to use magic without her seeing you aubrey, take it
yay! good rolls today (except ned rip)
well this has potential to go very wrong, i am so scared
aubrey that sounds absolutely fucking stupid, jesus fucking christ
WELL THAT AIN'T GOOD
oop, nevermind
"shit that's gross" yup it is
OH NO THAT'S VERY BAD
TRAVIS STOP BURNING YOUR LUCK DEAR GOD
what the heck does this mean?????
"then don't fuckin bomb" damn justin
ned you're still going to die
YES! GO NED! YAY FOR NOT DYING!!!
NED DO NOT GO THROUGH THAT ONE YOU'LL LEAD IT BACK TO THE LODGE
good call clint, good call
FUCK, NEVERMIND
jesus they are burning a ton of luck this arc
OH SHIT
wasn't it sheriff owens? is his name zeke owens? i've forgotten already
ew :(((
god this is sad as hell :'(
well that's fucking bad ass
duck is having a nervous breakdown and i love him
"you me and dupree over here are going to fuckin' beef town" i love you justin holy shit
NICE! GO DUCK!!! MY BOY!!!!!
beacon you creepy garbage sword i adore you
they've got duck's back :')
... they're going back to the lodge aren't they
OH THAT'S WORSE, THAT'S MUCH WORSE
so theoretically they could interact with it and not go through to sylvain, good to know
very nice!!!
i feel conflicted about that, i don't think it would be a good idea to get them back to amnesty, but them not dying is ideal
oh that's bad, that's very bad
... can it not see the gate?
oh god that's fucking terrifying
isn't this the sylvain music???
god that's beautiful
is this the spirit of the earth? is this sylvain???
aubrey my dorky baby i love you so
ewwwww trav why
IT'S SYLVAIN
OH NO DID DEWEY DIE??? D:
RISE DEWEY!!!
is... is dewey a ghost now?????
yay ttazz next week!
well dang, that was a ride! very glad nobody died, and there are so many new plot threads to theorize about until the next episode! and a new ttazz next week!!! gods i can’t wait to see how the rest of the arc pans out
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it’s been awhile since I’ve had some THOUGHTS (505)
oh my goddddd there is so much to unpack from this episode I can hardly even get my BRAIN AROUND IT
Clarke and Bellamy being all in sync without talking!
Bellamy being like “Octavia, listen to US” when he didn’t have a damn thing to contribute except to point to Clarke
Bellamy and Clarke being all “holy shit Octavia’s taking her goth phase really seriously maybe one of us should talk to her about that.”
SO MUCH TALKING. TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT MATTER LIKE FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS AND HOW IMPORTANT PEOPLE ARE AND NOT JUST PLOT POINTS.
BELLAMY BEING ALL “WOW HOW DID YOU SURVIVE” AND THEN CLARKE BEING LIKE “wow I cannot handle this goodbye here’s some food to make this exit less awkward.”
Vinson: fucking creepy, y’all.
Raven and Zeke: already deliciously problematic in the best fucking shippy ways I cannot wait to see them work out their mutual antagonism and respect thru boning
Actual footage of Raven when someone calls her on it:
I only vaguely remember Dune but I kept thinking about it during the sandworm thing so someone who remembers it better quick make a joke about The Spice
also those worms: hella gross
Bellamy: “Hey E.cho remember how I said we weren’t going to have any problems? We have several.”
“Mostly the problem is my sister is now Don Corleone, if Don Corleone got drunk in a Hot Topic.”
I know this is gonna be upsetting for some of you (and I get that! I really, truly do, bbs, but please, keep it off this post and on your own blogs) but: THEY ARE REALLY DOING THE BE.CHO/BELLARKE LOVE TRIANGLE OF MY DREAMS I HAVE WANTED THIS SINCE S2 IF MY FICLET COMES TRUE I AM GONNA SEND JROTH A RESUME THAT’S JUST A LINK TO MY AO3 PAGE.
Actual footage of me at the last few scenes:
Lastly: Your wife is a drug addict. xoxo, Gossip Diyoza.
#the 100 spoilers#505 spoilers#t100 rebel spy#this is a becho positive blog bbs just be kind okay okay good talk
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Summary of my AWA!
This was probably the most fun AWA I’ve had since I started going. Let’s see...Saturday Zeke and I got there around 6-7 and the only things we really did were pick up our badges and go to Funimation Peep Show, which was actually entertaining bc they had this live Twitter feed going on the wall so you could pretty much say whatever you wanted to have it show up on the screen (I don’t use Twitter but I still thought it was funny). I also got introduced to more lewd anime so that’s cool. BUT. When we were waiting in line, a girl dressed as Velma was in front of us, along w/ her friend. Some creepy dude kept trying to ask her questions, finally he asked her cup size and you could tell she was super uncomfortable so we offered to sit w/ her and told the guy we were all friends (Zeke later told him flat out he was being gross). He left after that.
Then...Saturday was of course the really fun day. I didn’t spend that much money in the dealer’s room, which was nice lol. Half the day I was in lolita, then I changed for the JoJo shoot. It’s always fun to go to since you see friends and everyone is getting balls deep in JJBA references. After that I pretty much started drinking and waiting for my friends who were rooming with us to show up. Saturday night was so great, I hung out with so many awesome people and had so much fun. I was completely dead the next day, but it was worth it.
Sunday was the BtSSB/AatP tea party, which was alright. I feel like for the price it was fine. But...I was like really hungover and hadn’t had much food (and they only had a sweet course) so most of it I felt like I was going to pass out. I left for like twenty minutes to get Chinese food (bc all that was going on was each table taking photos with the guests so I had a ton of time) and went back to the tea party lol. I didn’t win anything in raffles but it was nice to see friends and see all the beautiful coords.
Then, yeah, we went home bc dead. And I’ve spent the past two days recovering/dealing with some really bad news. I’m back at work today though. And it turns out I’m going to be going BACK to Atlanta again this weekend bc I forgot we are supposed to go see Cirque. Idk why I would forget as we do this every year, but ah well. I think the show this time has a Mexico theme and it looks like it will be really pretty.
Edit: OH SHIT. I forgot to mention Pug Rhinoplasty. It was so traumatizing. SO traumatizing :(.
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