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Plot twist: the orange side is just Aunt Patty

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the boys!

commissions are open!

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Roman: So what do I get out of it?

Remus: A night of fabulousness, mayhem, and possible death.

Roman: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death, though.

Remus: It won’t be yours.

Roman: I’ll get my sword.

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I miss they

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Virgil: Would you take a bullet for me

Patton: Of course :)

Roman: *bursts in angrily*

Virgil: *running away* great thanks

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Logan: What are you doing and where did you get a horse

Remus: *stroking the mane* what horse

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Virgil: People are always asking me if I’m a morning or night person

Virgil: Like bro I’m barely even a person

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Virgil: If someone stabbed me I would apologize for getting blood on them

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Employee: You’re ten dollars short

Virgil: Who you calling short??!!!!?!?!?!?!

Patton, sobbing: don’t call my bro short

Janus:*drinking his 45th cup of coffee since they came to the mall*

Remus: *eating clothes off the racks*

Roman: *trying to convince the manager to fire the employee*

Logan: *googling “how to unadopt kids I never adopted”*

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Logan: Why’d you call them and not me?

Roman: Well when you have a crazy plan you don’t call the voice of reason

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Patton: I have a joke

Logan: No-

Patton: Last one of the day I swear

Logan: Fine

Patton: Why should you be nice to your dentist

Logan: Idk why

Patton: Because they have fillings too :D

Logan:

Virgil: Pfft

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Remus: If bedbugs live in beds do cockroaches liv-

Logan: *pushes him off a building*

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Virgil: Are you sure about this?

Roman: Relax I’m a confident driver

Roman: *crashes*

Virgil: yOU JUST DROVE US INTO A TREE

Roman: Confidently

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Roman: Admit it, you care about me

Virgil: I would trade you to a demon for a pair of socks

Roman: Yesterday Remus took my pen and you tackled him, breaking his jaw

Virgil: That doesn’t mean anything

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Patton: POSITIVITY TIME

Patton: HOPE

Patton: SAY IT WITH ME

Virgil: Hope

Patton: AND WHAT IS THAT

Virgil: the first step to disappointment

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Virgil: can I call you dad

Patton: You can call me whatever you want

Virgil: Okay Barbara

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Patton: Hey guys I’ve got a joke for you-

Thomas: Is it my life?

Janus: The American government?

Logan: The education system?

Virgil: Existence?

Logan: Anti-vaxxers?

Remus: Sanity?

Patton:

Patton: It’s a knock knock joke

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