Employee: You’re ten dollars short
Virgil: Who you calling short??!!!!?!?!?!?!
Patton, sobbing: don’t call my bro short
Janus:*drinking his 45th cup of coffee since they came to the mall*
Remus: *eating clothes off the racks*
Roman: *trying to convince the manager to fire the employee*
Logan: *googling “how to unadopt kids I never adopted”*
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·°A silly interaction°·+
"Rawr!" >:]
Logan sighed "For the last time Remus, Dinosaurs most definitely didn’t roar, they were more likely to have made a cooing type sound."
Remus gave an evil grin "Rawrrr!"
logan ". . ."
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Remus, lying in a hospital bed: What happened?
Logan, holding a book: This should explain everything.
Remus: “A Farewell to Arms” *GASP* I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?!?
Logan: No, no, just the title, it’s-
Logan: There’s no way you’ve read that.
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Roman *answering the phone*: hello?
Kidnapper: we have your brother
Roman: you don’t have /him/, /he/ has /you/
Roman: buh-bye now *hangs up*
Janus: what was that about?
Roman: Remus made some new friends
Janus *shaking his head*: god rest their souls
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sanders sides incorrect quote
remus: i bet you 50 bucks you can’t disturb me!
logan: 2014 was 10 years ago.
remus: (smile fades)
logan:
remus:
logan: (sliding his hand into remus’s pocket and taking out 50 dollars) i’ll just… i’ll just take this.
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Virgil: Hey, you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?
Roman: Yeah, dude, I need me a T-R-E-A-T.
Remus: What’cha guys talking about?
Logan: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess-
Janus and Roman: No, no, no! Don’t say it.
Logan: Uh, why?
Virgil: Oh, god, how do we tell you this?
Roman: Remus can’t spell..
Logan: What?
Roman: He can’t spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn’t get too excited.
Logan: He’s a grown man, he can’t handle hearing the word treat?
Remus: Treat?
Janus: No.
Remus: Treat?
Janus: No.
Remus: Treat?
Janus: No.
Remus: Aww..
Logan: What’s happening?
Janus: He gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T.
Remus: What’cha talking about?
Roman: Taxes.
Remus: Aw, shucks.
Logan: What, you guys just treat him like a toddler??
Remus: Treat??
Roman: No treat!
Remus: Treat?
Roman: No treat!
Remus: Awww…
Virgil: Dude, you gotta spell if you talk about F-O-O-D.
Logan: Okay… so are we having a S-N-A-C-K?
Remus: Snack?!?!
Janus: Oh, dude, really??
Logan: Oh, come on, I spelled it!
Janus: Well, he knows how to spell snack.
Logan: So he can spell snack, but he can’t spell treat?
Remus: TREAT???
Roman: NO TREAT.
Remus: TREAT????
Roman: NO TREAT.
Remus: TREAT??
Roman: NO TREAT!
Remus: GOD DAMNIT!
Patton: Okay, he’s fussy, it’s time for a N-A-P.
Remus: Yeaaahhh :)
Logan: Remus, what does N-A-P spell??
Remus: Party.
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Patton: Hey guys I’ve got a joke for you-
Thomas: Is it my life?
Janus: The American government?
Logan: The education system?
Virgil: Existence?
Logan: Anti-vaxxers?
Remus: Sanity?
Patton:
Patton: It’s a knock knock joke
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