whystartreallife

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When someone on tinder says hi then immediately asks to suck his dick

#tinder #unmatch #byyyyyye #shinee #shinee gif

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When someone tells me to do something at 4:40

I'm like:

#i'll do it tomorrow #wankers #work

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Monday 5pm

#20s #drink #fuck dry january #whiskey with a tequila shot #new cocktail #it's called #backedout #£10 please

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Getting read for work

First day:

Second week:

Now:

#no one hot in my office #made a good impression #now it is ruined #make up #dark circles #darker than my soul #work #office

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I'm applying for JET again and haven't heard anything back

#jet programme #jet program #fix my choir gif #personal

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Getting back on tublr

Hi...

#What is Sküle? #hi #I'm back #chanyeol #chanyeol gif #exo

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Why I am on my Halloween diet

#going as #iggy azalea #goinh to fuck shit up #Halloween #yah bitches #hot mess

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When I see the dress I want is on sale and then see it is not in my size

#why do you do this to me #topshop #why #dress #sale #the real housewives #the real housewives gif

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When a coworker makes a joke about me dressing up as a 'sexy nurse' for Halloween and letting me "feel his pulse"

I'm like:

#hate the prick #sexual harassment #work #coworker #going to slap a bitch #or get him fired #jude law #jude law gif

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When a coworker asks me to do something while I am clearly on my lunch break

#work #lunch #coworkers #be quite #I am trying to like my salad #you are making it harder

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When I over hear two people gossiping because they don't know that I am there

#gossip so juicy you need a biscuit #omg #someone is getting fired #need to tell my best friend #kim jonghyun #jonghyun #shinee

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When I come home drunk and hug my cat

I'm like:

#crazy cat lady #call me doctor dolittle #I will also hug dogs #drunk #drunken mess #drunk mess

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When I see girls in flats and I'm in heels and my feet hurt

#owww #my feet #heels #but I need to be tALL #forest gump #forest gump gif

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When I get my pay cheque and go on a shopping trip

I'm like:

Then when I see my bank balance:

#I went to MAC #and bought the shop #I am now hella hot #but also #broke as fuck #ugly cry #but not #because I now have #MAC #and #new shoes #dresses #shopping #pay check #pay cheque

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When the office prick treats me as his personal secretary

I'm like:

#I do his entire work for him #and get paid less #so telling his boss about it #haha #suck a dick #job #work #office wanker #betty white #betty white gif

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When I go to work still drunk

I'm like:

#yasss #turn up #at the office #I think they know #butI don't care #bridesmaids #bridesmaids gif

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When someone shows me baby photos

On the outside:

In the inside:

#I ain't got time for that #all baby either look like old men or potatos #yours is no different #baby #babies #baby photos #kaney west #kristen bell #kaney west gif #kristen bell gif