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ok-boomerang · 3 months

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Azula, after the fall of Ba Sing Se: I almost thought you were going to betray me for the Avatar's little ragtag team. Zuko: No way. I mean, the Avatar is an immature child, the Water Tribe boy is a buffoon, and the little earthbender is a menace. And Katara— Azula: Um. "Katara?" Zuko: Katara's just the worst. The worst! She thinks she's so smart and good at bending. And so pretty. And for a moment there, she made me feel better about the world and my place in it. Ugh! Azula: ...

#zutara #zuko x katara #incorrect zutara #incorrect zutara quotes #incorrect atla #why am i writing incorrect quotes when i should be writing correct Articles for money?#bc work sucks #abolish work #source: b99

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guessillcallitart · 2 years

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Skai: Looking back I have no regrets.

Cassie: You should.

Skai: I know.

#incorrect quotes #this if from b99 i think #correct me if i'm wrong #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #original story #original character #victorianshannon #fantasy #fiction #original characters #ocs #wattpadstories #wattpad #writerblr #skai #cassie

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wheelerckley · 15 days

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Marauders as b99 quotes.

Regulus: You approach on foot from the south, and me and Barty will be in a unmarked car.

James: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. "Me and Barty?" Din't you mean "Barty and I"?

Regulus *horrified* : Oh, Merlin.

James *proud of him self*: I corrected your gramma! Are you so proud of me? Are horrified? Are you super horny???

#marauder era #the marauders #james potter #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #regulus black #james x regulus #starchaser #jegulus #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #james potter is a jake peralta variant

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randomlonelytorment · 5 years

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#memes #music #b99 #Brooklyn nine nine #b99gif #Brooklyn nine nine gifs #b99 quotes #b99 i correct quotes #b99edit #b99 spoilers #b99 icons #b99 imagine #b99 incorrect quotes #Brooklyn nine nine incorrect quotes #Brooklyn nine nine quotes #brooklyn nine nine icons #Brooklyn nine nine references #Brooklyn nine nine memes #andy samburg

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fairytail-incorrectquotes · 3 years

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Erza: Whoever took my strawberry cake admit it and you'll be forgiven

Fairy Tail:

Erza: Smart. You knew I wouldn't forgive you

#erza scarlet #erza continues to be a mood #fairy tail #source: b99 #i think??? i'm not certain so do correct me if i'm wrong #i'm actually not sure its b99 at all it just reminds me of captain holt #source: brooklyn nine nine #source: brooklyn 99 #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fairy tail quotes #incorrect quote #anime #manga

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queerbutstillhere · 4 years

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Dick: count me in, i could use a day off to spend some time with my husband

Jason: oh c’mon, we all got loved ones. You’re not getting any sympathy just because you’re gay.

Tim: Jason, i don’t think he was-

Dick: No. I was. He saw right through me.

#i think this is b99?#correct me if im wrong please!#incorrectbatfam #incorrect quotes #birdflash #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batfam

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make-it-mavis · 2 years

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If you ever run out of ideas for comics based on Simpsons refs ("Unlikely, but go on", you think), there's a bunch of scenes from How I Met Your Mother that would fit your characters to a T (if you're into that show, that is 😅)

Oooh, I’ve actually never even watched an episode of that show, but I’m always looking for stuff to put on while I do stuff. Maybe I’ll give it a go soon! Thanks for the rec

#asks #leela-small #unlikely is correct since i grew up on the simpsons #i have a quote for every situation #theres also a lot of the office ref comics i still want to do #and b99 #and some stand up comedians

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bingpot-hotdamn · 3 years

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Charles Holt Jake And Terry at Jakes apartment

Charles: Die hard. Still great.

Jake: Hey why not make it a double feature

Charles: What did you rent

Jake: Die hard two

*examines dvd*

Holt: Jake this is Die hard one again

*looks at dvd*

Jake: Well if we watch it again then it’s Die hard two

Terry: But we just saw it

Jake: And...

Terry: And it would be cool to see it again

Everyone but Holt: Die hard!

Terry: Captain, you didn’t say Die hard, Is everything ok...

Holt: Yea, I’ve just got plans

Jake: Well John McClane had plans

Holt: No I just want to get out of here before Charles gets all worked up and starts calling everyone bitch

Charles: What are you taking about.. bitch

Incorrect quote from Friends

(I don’t know if something similar to this has already been made but sorry if it has)

#b99 #friends #jake peralta #charles boyle #terry jeffords #captain holt #die hard #I just watched this ep of friends and immediately thought of Jake #and then got bored so I created this #😅#incorrect b99 quote #source: friends #Idk if I spelt McClane correct ...#new to posting about b99 so sorry if something like this already exists #brooklyn nine nine

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incorrect-spop · 5 years

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Catra: Being gay isn’t a choice

Catra: It’s a game and I’m winning

#source: b99 #i think. please correct me if im wrong #she-ra #shera #spop #catra #she-ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes

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peraltiagobeloved-blog · 5 years

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jake: *brings holt to their room to stop him from quitting his job*

amy: *wears a wig and different clothes and becomes jake’s favorite female character from his favorite movie ever for her dear husband, also puts roses on the bed and creates a romantic atmosphere*

jake: *throws holt into a trash can the second he sees amy*

#b99 #brooklyn nine nine #incorrect quotes #KINDA CORRECT AM I WRONG LMAO #season 6 spoiler #season 6 #jake peralta #amy santiago #honeymoon #raymond holt #THIS EPISODE WAS AMAZING LMAO

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luckycheesefoodie321 · 5 years

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Now that Brooklyn Nine Nine is on NBC, whaddya think'll change???

Andy Samberg: I've worked there before; we can do bleeps now!

FIRST EPISODE COMES OUT

Jake Peralta: This b**** wants a c*** in her a**!!!

EVERYONE ELSE

Gina Linetti: I'm a rascal

Rosa Diaz: It's because she's a rascal

Amy Santiago: JAKE WASTED HIS ENTIRE HONEYMOON TRYING TO LOOK AFTER YOU WHILE YOU WALLOWED IN YOUR MISERY LIKE A LITTLE BABY!!! (Holt: That seems a little harsh) /oh does it?/ I DON'T GIVE A HOOT! (Jake: Oh damn) For the last five years, all I've done is give a HOOT about you, and what you think! Gave a hoot about you as a boss, gave a hoot about you as a mentor- I gave a hoot about you as FRIEND. (Jake: She gave so many hoots). NOT ANYMORE!!! After the way you've acted and what you just said to Jake, I don't give a hoot WHAT you think! And I /really/ don't give a hoot if you decide to quit the NYPD so DO IT!!! I'M ALL OUTTA HOOTS. I'm HOOTLESS!!!

No Hoots Holt: If he implements it, I'm gonna make a big stink in the press. (Amy: Going over the commissioner and threatening the mayor- sir, don't you think that'll piss him off??). I DON'T GIVE A HOOT.

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imbicuriousyeah · 6 years

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Onew: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Taemin: okay, but in my defense, Minho bet me 500 won that I couldn't drink all that shampoo

Onew: ...

Onew: that's not what I wanted to—— you drank shampoo?!

#incorrect kpop quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect shinee quotes #shinee incorrect quotes #incorrect shinee #lee jinki #lee taemin #ikq #source: b99 #i think?#correct me if im wrong

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achcs · 5 years

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taehyun : [ picks up hojin ] hojin : do i even weigh anything to you? taehyun : no, it’s like holding a couple of grapes.

( look, i did a thing @etastra !! )

#etastra #･｡:･ﾟ☾ (IN)CORRECT QUOTES ･｡✧#･｡:･ﾟ☾ TAEHYUN & HOJIN┆to kiss love into your skin is not enough ･｡✧#( hopefully i got it right? )#( if not do let me know ! )#( asdklad )#( source: b99 )#q'd

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incorrect-percyjackson · 6 years

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Percy: Oh, hey, Chiron.

Did you get my report on the Quest?

Chiron: Yeah, I looked it over.

Nice work.

Percy: Thanks, dad.

Everyone: ...

Percy: Why is everyone staring at me?

Annabeth: You just called Chiron "dad”.

Percy: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man”.

Chiron: Do you see me as a father figure, Percy?

Percy: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Grover: Hey, show your father some respect!

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snickerdoodlles · 2 years

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📚 for the fic ask

Pat and Wai and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad realization that You're Friends With That Asshole

listen i'm a sucker for messy unwanted friendships and these two are very, very funny together, i cant help myself

so, the fic opens to the fact that Pat and Wai each see each other as Pran's free bastard man. do they hate each others' guts? absolutely. does Pran look Disappointed any time they're close to fighting? unfortunately. so they resolve to Tolerate each other's existence for the foreseeable future, and they tolerate each other so well they become actual friends (they refuse to acknowledge it though. they will do many things for Pran, including hiding a body, but admitting That Guy isn't toooootally the worst person out there? inconceivable)

it starts with a truce during their second year finals, shortly after Pat and Pran ""break up"". Pran gets vvvv stressed as projects come due, and it's the only times of the year Wai never flakes on him after The Incident Of Junior Year (high school). Wai's been Pran's rock through tough times like exams for ages (he doesn't get into the same anxiety spirals Pran does and will cheerfully use his bad grades to beat back any of Pran's intrusive thoughts). Pat's just Pran's safe space and really good at helping Pran loosen up or rethink whatever's overwhelming him at the time. and as Pran trumps whatever they feel about the other, Pat and Wai even go as far as exchanging phone numbers in the name Pran's sanity

further Totally Not Friendship shenanigans include:

Wai accidentally sends Pat a text he meant to send Pran. Pat responds exclusively in emojis in a text so long it fills the whole chat. Wai will not take this challenge laying down, cracks his knuckles, starts typing

Pat helpfully stands over Wai's shoulder and corrects his calculus and physics homework. the fact that he's good at teaching both is downright offensive, much to Wai's dismay. Wai finds his revenge when he shows Pat shortcuts and tricks for CAD (design software), and now the two of them are actively helping each other with their homework but like, pettily

Pat: uh oh by junior doctor is u Wai: ????what are you talking about, you know my english isnt that good *one google translate later* Wai: HEY FUCK OFF

one time Pat, Pran, Korn, and Wai see Ming on campus. Pat doesn't want to see his dad. for obvious reasons, Pran can't be seen by Ming. Korn is always willing to have a friend's back, except he can't make up good cover stories to save his life. embracing the deep wells of his practiced obnoxiousness, Wai's time has come

(he pretends to be a very new, very confused, but very earnest campus tour guide who's convinced Ming is a parent he lost from his main tour group, and proceeds to forcibly drag Ming every which way looking for said imaginary tour group while giving Ming an almost entirely incorrect tour of Ming's own faculty. Wai very nearly fails because the other three follow after them and barely manage to muffle their laughter. it's the closest Pat's ever come to admitting he actually likes the guy)

this:

basically Pat and Wai's combined energy is the b99 quote "the new plan is: no plan! we wing it! probably won’t work, but i said it with a lot of confidence" and i think it's a shame we don't force friendship on the two of them so we can enjoy it

[[ask me about the fic I'm not writing]]

#bad buddy #pat & wai forced friendship fic #aahhh the stories i could force onto these two #*chef's kiss*#ask game: fics im not writing #*give credit and tag me if you write anything inspired by this post thank you <3

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eclecticcfangirll · 3 years

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brooklyn nine nine spoilers season five

* * * * * alright can i just nerd out about how b99 handled rosa being bi??? (I would like to clarify that at the time of making this post it is the night after she told her parents but as i go i might make edits if i deem it necessary.)

1. the fact that she has known since seventh grade and is just now coming out. That happens ALL THE TIME. Also the fact that she only came out once she was dating a girl and felt that she couldn’t easily hide it anymore.

2. the way she came out to boyle and it empowered her to calmly tell the rest of her work family? perfect. everyone is different but that is like exactly what happened to me. I told one person and it gave me the courage to let others know.

3. the fact that obviously none of the main characters had an issue with it and are all supportive. its so nice to be able to watch a show where the main characters are completely chill with it

4. the fact that while it has the amazing main characters, it also shows the issues. (remember when it showed how a couple racist cops were not the entire precinct but still a HUGE issue that isn’t okay at all and it did a perfect job? this is like that) Her parents are clearly not accepting.

5. the parents reaction. The night after she told them, they started talking about how they were okay with it. I was like wow thats weird but cool. but then the inevitable happened because this is what always happens with the family that is borderline homophobic but not enough to disown you. they continued by saying that it was fine BECAUSE she was just going through a phase and, the most important part, her mother saying: “no matter what you call yourself, you still like men. so you can still get married and have a child.” to which rosa told her she could do that with a girl too and her dad said she wouldn’t. guys this was so important. this is exactly what happens. the parents choose to ignore this whole part of your identity because they assume that since you aren’t fully gay, you will go the “correct” way because you are just confused. i know i skipped a lot of explaining but yeah thats pretty much it for now.

6. when rosa was trying to draw two women getting married for her mom to guess and she just kept guessing increasingly ridiculous things that were not accurate whatsoever even though it was obvious (comedy, but also really sad)

7. rosa’s dad saying theres no such thing as bisexuals 🙄 the amount of times i’ve heard that irl is ridiculous

8. rosa still feeling like a weight is off her chest even though it sucked

9. rosa making it clear that she is the same person she always was

10. the dad taking responsibility and working on fixing his deep prejudice. it shouldn’t have taken this much for it to happen but better late than never right?

11. it showing the fact that even if one parent accepts you, the other might not and it can really hurt even the strongest people. it is a big deal.

12. REALISTIC BI REPRESENTATION YALL !!!!!!!!! progress!!!

also can we appreciate this quote from captain holt: every time someone steps u and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place.

#brooklyn nine nine #bi representation #realistic #a round of applause #for this truly spectacular show #rosa diaz #bisexual #representation #good representation

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