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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Wanda: Do you know what we should do?
Y/N: Have sex?
Wanda: What?
Y/N: Nothing.
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thealtoduck · 3 months
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*Damian tries to insult BatCat!Bro*
BatCat!Bro: Is that really all that you can come up with? You really think you can out insult me?
BatCat!Bro: I’m from the East End i was raised on insults, I’ve been put to bed by our next door neighbour and she’s not a nice lady, you know she tried to sell me once.
BatCat!Bro: And it wasn’t til i got to kindergarten that i learned my name wasn’t ”Garbage-face”…
Dick, Damian and Jason:
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Stiles: Do you know what we should do? Derek: Elope? Stiles: What? Derek: Nothing.
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Hakuba: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Shinichi: What's up?
Shiho: Who this be?
Kaito: No he's dead. This is his son.
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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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Damian: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Carrie: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.
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What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Cas: do I detect a hint of jealousy?
Dean: no, you detect a lot of jealousy
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filmyocean · 7 months
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Hen: Oh, give it up! I know Eddie: Know what? Hen: That you're gay Eddie: What?! Who told you that? Hen: No one had to tell me. First of all, I saw you checking out Buck's ass the other day. You know, you really need to be more careful with your leering Eddie: I didn't! I-I was just seeing what jeans he was wearing! Hen: like that's any less gay
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Hidgins: You know, there's only one person in this world who can tell you who you are, kid.
Ruth, with a small smile: Me?
Hidgens: No. Me, Henry Hidgens.
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incorrectuksies · 2 months
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race: we all know my job here is to look hot.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 8 months
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Wizard: I’d like your feedback as to whether I was brilliant or simply outstanding.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Natasha: What are you doing Friday night?
Y/N: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.
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thealtoduck · 3 months
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Y/n: I’ve kissed Zoro and can i just say not worth a buck…
Sanji: HA!
Y/n: I would however pay a 100 berry to jiggle one of his man boobs
Zoro considering it: …Show me the money
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Derek: What are you doing Friday night? Peter: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer
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incorrect-losers · 2 months
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Stan: What are you doing Friday night?
Bev: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer
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iwannabealice · 10 months
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hobie: you’re kinda my moose
miles, smiling: it’s “muse”
hobie: i know. i just wanted to see you smile
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