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Thor: knock knock

Thor: who is there?

Thor, beaming: happiness!

Carol, pregnant and sick: NO!

#yes #i stole this from the Beetlejuice musical #Danverson #tharol #pregnant!Carol #carol danvers #carolthor #marvel cinematic universe #thor odinson

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Guard: are you carrying any weapons miss?

Carol: just this gorgeous smile.

Guard:

Carol: oh, and I can also shoot fire.

#captain marvel #carol #carol danvers

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One thing that it's think is amazing, is how we - as the marvel fandom - collectively decided that Thor loves poptarts more than anything in the world, and that Clint is always hiding in the vents, and that Natasha is always spying on people, and that Loki just loves to stab people (which is kinda mcu canon).

#marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #Thor Odinson #Clint Barton #natasha romanoff #Loki Odinson #it's always these things I find back in fanfiction #fanfiction is one big trip

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how write book?

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Thor, picking up the phone: hello?

Yon-Rogg: we have your girlfriend.

Thor: no you don't.

Yon-Rogg: yes, we do. We have Carol...

Thor: nope, you don't have her.

Yon-Rogg, hesitant: yes-...

Thor: no, because right before she left she told me she was going to kill you.

Yon-Rogg: oh oh...

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Stan emo Stephen for clear skin

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HERE YOU WILL FIND 12000+ SCREENCAPS OF THE MOVIE CAPTAIN MARVEL IN TWO PARTS: PART ONE / PART TWO

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Carol, when she first joined: So tell me about the team. What are your powers?

Tony: I have a suit that flies and shoots lasers.

Bruce: I turn big and green when I’m angry.

Clint: I can aim and shoot at stuff from miles away.

Thor: I have a magical hammer and I control lightning.

Steve: I have super strength and enhanced abilities.

Natasha: I make good life decisions.

Carol, confused: But that’s not-

Steve: Believe me, with our track record, she’s our most important member.

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Cawow, to Thor: hi

Thor, asleep: ignores

Bruce: say hi back

Thor: ..

Bruce: SAY HI BACK

5 mins later

Bruce: SAY HI BACK

Thor: ...

Bruce: SAY MEOW JUST MEOW

Thor: ...

Bruce, crying: OH GOSH

Carol, hugging Bruce at this point: it's okay bae, he'll wake up.

#tharol #thruce #danverson #danversonulk #tharoluce #thor bruce carol #thor #bruce #Carol #thorxbrucexcarol #UwU #polysexual #Marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel cinematic universe #captain marvel #marvel

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Carol, trying cereal for the first time: do you eat it with a spoon?

Thor, already eating: yes of course.

Carol, grabbing the spoon confused: is this like soup?

Thor: *inhumane screeching sounds* NO

#tharol #danverson #Danvers #Carol #Carol Danvers #Thor #Odinson #Thor Odinson #thorol #thorcarol #thor #thor odinson

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To all Brie Larson/Carol Danvers haters

Why... Why would you hate such an amazing and talented woman. A women who inspires millions of women and little girls around the globe. A woman who has been kidnapped, brainwashed and used for someone else's power. Is it because she doesn't smile a lot? How many male heroes don't smile a lot... Is it because she's confident? It's better than being a hater like you... Is it because she's a woman? Well, let me tell you something, women are here and we're not leaving. We deserve representation too. Men aren't superior to women, we're equal. I'm convinced people will find other ways to hate on her, humanity is screwed, that was obvious already. And trust me, it's not only Brie who gets this hate, there are a lot more women in this industry who get hate. But stop hating on such a beautiful, kind and amazing woman, because she doesn't deserve any of this.

Sincerely, me

#mcu #avengers #comics #captain marvel #brie larson #carol danvers

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You're welcome

Imagine, Sam and Peter (Parker) are working that day, they can't stand each other, but they have to act nice. Bucky walks in to visit his best friend's work, but Sam is in the back. So he decides to order something. Peter gently asks what he wants (partially because he's scared of the winter soldier) and Bucky orders a waffle. Sam comes back and sees Peter taking Bucky's order, and he's having none of it. "Parker, why didn't you call me", he asked, and Peter slightly flinches,"ehh, Mr falcon sir, you were in the back and I didn't knew you wanted to take his order". Bucky looks at the two annoyed, he wants his waffle. Sam started yelling at Peter, and Peter yelled back. Bucky decides to break the tension between the two, because people were staring. "Can I get my waffle?", He asked calmly, but neither of them reacted. They were arguing loudly and Bucky stands in a chair, screaming,"CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE". The two finally stopped arguing. "Idiots...", Bucky mumbled as he takes the waffle Peter offers and sits down as far away from them as possible.

#falcon #Bucky #Bucky Barnes #Sam #Sam Wilson #Peter #Peter Parker #the winter soldier #vine #headcannon #mcu #Marvel #Marvel comics

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Carol: What’s with the napkin on the glass door?

Loki: Peter keeps walking into the door, so I thought this would help.

Peter, entering the room: Oh, cool! A floating napk— *Walks into the glass door*

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Peter, doesn't even flinch: ...

Tony, sighing: time for the big guns.

Tony: Morgan!

Morgan, walking in with a princess dress on and a teacup in her hand: Peter, miss Bear wants you to join the tea party.

Peter, coming down: of course I would join miss Bear's tea party.

Peter, on the ceiling: ...

Tony: For fuck sake, Stephen! Sam scared the Spiderbaby again!

Stephen, runs in with a broom: I've got this babe.

Stephen, starts prodding Peter with the broom: Come down, it's okay I've sent Sam falling through a portal, he's in Spain currently.

Peter, hisses: ...

Tony: Harley!

Harley, runs in with bug spray: Alright bitches, move aside, I got this.

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Strongest Softest Avengers⚡🌟

Can we please get a space heist adventure/comedy with these two already

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stephen: babies are okay

stephen: except for tony, he’s a weird baby

tony: i can’t tell if this is a joke about my height or my maturity level…

peter: it’s probably both

stephen: it is both

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no one: every female in the marvel fandom @ brie larson and carol danvers: i want you to fuck me against every flat surface in my house