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Is this a midlife crisis?

I'm a chronically ill pansexual enby who enjoys different fandoms, anime, sci-fi, fantasy, memes, art, etc. Basically I'm a geeky nerd. 37 they/she

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beetusbritt · 1 year

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Cas: I've been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like five years now. No response

Dean, jealous: wow. He sounds stupid

Cas: he’s not that stupid. Just dense

Dean: maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"

Cas: I guess you're right. Hey Dean, I love you

Dean: see, just say that

Cas: holy fucking shit

Dean: If that flies over his head then, sorry Cas, but he’s too dumb for you

Cas: Dean

#spn #incorrect spn quotes #destiel #castiel #dean winchester #supernatural #incorrect supernatural quotes #deancas #dean x castiel #incorrect destiel

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beetusbritt · 1 year

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"Why is your house the way it is?"

Landlords.

Landlords are why my house is the way it is.

The previous owner turned this house into a rental for 2-3 families at one point and did everything as cheaply and unsafely as possible for maximum capacity.

This house passed multiple inspections because they hid a multitude of plumbing, electrical and structural issues behind fake walls and a fresh sheen of landlord magnolia beige paint and shiny fixtures that looked fine (if a little dated) until you realized they were held up with the wrong type of screws, zero anchors, and gravity-defying hope.

Every time we take down a wall, we never know what we will find. Sometimes it's another wall with a sealed door that's been welded shut. Other times it is mold or asbestos that they sealed up.

But we always know it's going to be some landlord, cheap build, mind-bending fuckery.

#landlords are parasites

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beetusbritt · 2 years

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